The Guild (2007) s05e06 Episode Script
Revolving Doors
What the heck happened last night!? My eyes are super puffy underneath, probably from the drinking/crying combo.
I vaguely remember Tink's face being like this close to me.
Super smooth skin and then I think.
Oh, that can't be right! I'm so confused! Bottom line: this trip is getting me perspective, but it' s just not the good kind.
I have no idea how to steer my life! I keep grasping for things that are not good for me, like Fawkes and Zaboo And, and and the game, and Why am I so out of control right now? Why can't I just be normal? And why are Tink's sisters white? What's up with that? ÃèÃõðîÃèçà Ãèÿ - xkorikx Hey, hey! Yes? Oh my God! You guys look so amazing together, heh.
Oi! Spot o' tea with you mateys! You'll note the rope, we are having tea, please return later.
Oh, but Tink and I left our t-shirts here yesterday Oh, yes - Gerald.
Aline? Be a dear, extract her goods from under the sideboard where I quarantined them, because the synthetic fabric choice was absolutely ghastly.
Quite right.
You know, to be honest, I would've come back anyways.
I think you guys are just the coolest! I want to join your club.
Called it a club, did she? Cheeky.
We are not a "club", dear.
We are afficionados of the steampunk genre.
Oh well whatever it is, I wanna be a membr.
Steampunk is not a whim, girl! It is a way of life! And a vast wardrobe commitment.
Oh I have commitment! I have the kids hide them - it's a game! Look.
I had a crummy time until you guys got here.
It would just make my con.
Pretty pretty please! You're giving me ennui.
Uh, bathroom's that way.
Aw, you're so strong! Here, let me just let me just get this you're so cute.
My thanks.
Lizzette! Gerald.
We could use a fourth for the costume contest.
Losing Pete to that steampowered pogo incident was bad luck all round.
That is no Pete! Our reputation must be maintained.
As costume champions for two years straight we have standards to uphold! To train her in but a day's time Can you wear a corset? Uh, well it may squeeze my baby's head into a weird shape - but it'll pop back! Sure! Sew me up! Alright, tell hackysack45 that there are no openings in Vampire Anatomy available, but we can get him a slot in Kevin Smith On Kevin Smith, Hosted by Kevin Smith, at 3 PM, oh and put on an all points bulletin for Global Warming on Thundara, we need a seat there.
One of our elite members is offering a handshake with Jewel Staite in exchange.
Probably can upgrade that to a hug, if necessary, put that as negotiable, alright? Thank you, non-stranger maid Marian.
Got a seat for ya on Science of the Supernatural that's right after this.
Thanks! And yet the method is still holding.
Heh! Heheh! Hehehaah! Uh, dude.
That's my seat.
Now I am sitting in it! Right, but, she was saving it for me, so I waited in line, it's legit, it's mine! Move.
NOW.
Make me.
Boss, don't let him break the seat savers! Indeed.
Master Chiefs! Run the gauntlet! Oh look that, a first edition, eh? Handle that gently! I won't! Alright, fine, I'm leaving! Pox on you!!! I got chicken pox once so, I can't get it again.
Ah! You are so creepy! Soo, did you, you know I warned you upstairs! Don't bring last night up! I was going to ask you, did you make your costume yourself? No.
Someone's selling a replica of me.
Total coincidence.
Well it looks nice.
About last night! I told you! Don't! Bring it! Up! I just want to know, because I don't really remember what happened I mean, was there skin to skin? Chick skin? Yes.
Lip skin? No.
Okay, good.
I mean, Angelina Jolie is one of my five you know, people you can have sex with, even if you're in a relationship but, I consider her to be the exception.
I don't really why are your sisters white? You can't just help yourself can you? Why don't you go do something interesting with your own life, so we can be totally interested and snooping your business! If I could do that it would be on the agenda, believe me! I'm sorry! Commercial, and some people ask me - what is a pirate patty? Fine.
Bladezz.
There's someone else who claims he's somebody, and wants to speak to you but won't wait in line for a video.
Hi.
Holy Crap! Vork, do you know who this is!? Ok, I'm blown away I mean, how did you invent your character!? What inspired you? How could I miss your genius? Well, I'm just a guy doing the same thing you're doing.
With half the business.
Yes.
So I am really impressed with you operation.
Well, yea the whole video thing it's mostly Vork's idea, but I, bring the artistry, so it's like this killer combo.
Yea, well it works, it's great! Vork, is it? Is there a story behind that name? Not for you.
So, I was wondering, if maybe I could take you guys out to lunch, I mean talk a little bit internet strategy - I wouldn't mind getting in on the "mind", or today's youth.
Or the mean Lex Luthor behind that.
Lunch? With you? Oh my God, that would be- Untenable.
We have a full schedule, now move along.
We have paying customers waiting.
Alright.
I took out the Whirling Blades from the playtest because it was ineffectual against the Warlocks.
Hi.
Floyd, yes - I know who you are now.
Um, I just want to apologize for what I said yesterday.
It was rude, and it was, uh, mortifying.
Wel, for me, actually.
You know what, it's fine, you were right, we put the Gleaming Cross back in.
It's going to be in the next playtest.
So.
Well, that's great, thanks.
Are you really going to sell the game? Heyyyy! C'mon, this way.
Look, I can tell from your snarky attitude that you probably play my game - a lot That would be accurate - and that's why I'm begging you, please, don't sell.
My doctor says my cholestorol is so high, that my veins are like, gummy worm solid, I think I gotta change my lifestyle, you know what I mean? I think it's time for me to cash out, walk away, let them forget about me, you know what I mean? I mean, the game will be fine.
It could be better they might ruin it.
But I mean, no, it'll be good, it'll be good.
What about your fans? I mean, this game - this game is my life! It's! Not! Real! You're right.
Tink is right, too.
I need to get a life.
You're gonna quit? Maybe it's time I quit too.
no, you - you were right about the Gleaming Cross! That's back in they'll probably take that out though.
Vork! That's like the fifth celebrity you've blown off today! I want to hang out with them, to say that I hung out with them! Stop driving them away! Bladezz, fame is not something to, to court or aspire to.
It leads to a modern-day class system, these "people" live in a world of false perfection! They fake images that everyone wants, but no one can obtain - I can't think of anything admirable about someone like an actor, who, who gets bussed to work, can skip in lines, - Sherry Maddox from Time Rings sweet cha-ja-jahosephat
I vaguely remember Tink's face being like this close to me.
Super smooth skin and then I think.
Oh, that can't be right! I'm so confused! Bottom line: this trip is getting me perspective, but it' s just not the good kind.
I have no idea how to steer my life! I keep grasping for things that are not good for me, like Fawkes and Zaboo And, and and the game, and Why am I so out of control right now? Why can't I just be normal? And why are Tink's sisters white? What's up with that? ÃèÃõðîÃèçà Ãèÿ - xkorikx Hey, hey! Yes? Oh my God! You guys look so amazing together, heh.
Oi! Spot o' tea with you mateys! You'll note the rope, we are having tea, please return later.
Oh, but Tink and I left our t-shirts here yesterday Oh, yes - Gerald.
Aline? Be a dear, extract her goods from under the sideboard where I quarantined them, because the synthetic fabric choice was absolutely ghastly.
Quite right.
You know, to be honest, I would've come back anyways.
I think you guys are just the coolest! I want to join your club.
Called it a club, did she? Cheeky.
We are not a "club", dear.
We are afficionados of the steampunk genre.
Oh well whatever it is, I wanna be a membr.
Steampunk is not a whim, girl! It is a way of life! And a vast wardrobe commitment.
Oh I have commitment! I have the kids hide them - it's a game! Look.
I had a crummy time until you guys got here.
It would just make my con.
Pretty pretty please! You're giving me ennui.
Uh, bathroom's that way.
Aw, you're so strong! Here, let me just let me just get this you're so cute.
My thanks.
Lizzette! Gerald.
We could use a fourth for the costume contest.
Losing Pete to that steampowered pogo incident was bad luck all round.
That is no Pete! Our reputation must be maintained.
As costume champions for two years straight we have standards to uphold! To train her in but a day's time Can you wear a corset? Uh, well it may squeeze my baby's head into a weird shape - but it'll pop back! Sure! Sew me up! Alright, tell hackysack45 that there are no openings in Vampire Anatomy available, but we can get him a slot in Kevin Smith On Kevin Smith, Hosted by Kevin Smith, at 3 PM, oh and put on an all points bulletin for Global Warming on Thundara, we need a seat there.
One of our elite members is offering a handshake with Jewel Staite in exchange.
Probably can upgrade that to a hug, if necessary, put that as negotiable, alright? Thank you, non-stranger maid Marian.
Got a seat for ya on Science of the Supernatural that's right after this.
Thanks! And yet the method is still holding.
Heh! Heheh! Hehehaah! Uh, dude.
That's my seat.
Now I am sitting in it! Right, but, she was saving it for me, so I waited in line, it's legit, it's mine! Move.
NOW.
Make me.
Boss, don't let him break the seat savers! Indeed.
Master Chiefs! Run the gauntlet! Oh look that, a first edition, eh? Handle that gently! I won't! Alright, fine, I'm leaving! Pox on you!!! I got chicken pox once so, I can't get it again.
Ah! You are so creepy! Soo, did you, you know I warned you upstairs! Don't bring last night up! I was going to ask you, did you make your costume yourself? No.
Someone's selling a replica of me.
Total coincidence.
Well it looks nice.
About last night! I told you! Don't! Bring it! Up! I just want to know, because I don't really remember what happened I mean, was there skin to skin? Chick skin? Yes.
Lip skin? No.
Okay, good.
I mean, Angelina Jolie is one of my five you know, people you can have sex with, even if you're in a relationship but, I consider her to be the exception.
I don't really why are your sisters white? You can't just help yourself can you? Why don't you go do something interesting with your own life, so we can be totally interested and snooping your business! If I could do that it would be on the agenda, believe me! I'm sorry! Commercial, and some people ask me - what is a pirate patty? Fine.
Bladezz.
There's someone else who claims he's somebody, and wants to speak to you but won't wait in line for a video.
Hi.
Holy Crap! Vork, do you know who this is!? Ok, I'm blown away I mean, how did you invent your character!? What inspired you? How could I miss your genius? Well, I'm just a guy doing the same thing you're doing.
With half the business.
Yes.
So I am really impressed with you operation.
Well, yea the whole video thing it's mostly Vork's idea, but I, bring the artistry, so it's like this killer combo.
Yea, well it works, it's great! Vork, is it? Is there a story behind that name? Not for you.
So, I was wondering, if maybe I could take you guys out to lunch, I mean talk a little bit internet strategy - I wouldn't mind getting in on the "mind", or today's youth.
Or the mean Lex Luthor behind that.
Lunch? With you? Oh my God, that would be- Untenable.
We have a full schedule, now move along.
We have paying customers waiting.
Alright.
I took out the Whirling Blades from the playtest because it was ineffectual against the Warlocks.
Hi.
Floyd, yes - I know who you are now.
Um, I just want to apologize for what I said yesterday.
It was rude, and it was, uh, mortifying.
Wel, for me, actually.
You know what, it's fine, you were right, we put the Gleaming Cross back in.
It's going to be in the next playtest.
So.
Well, that's great, thanks.
Are you really going to sell the game? Heyyyy! C'mon, this way.
Look, I can tell from your snarky attitude that you probably play my game - a lot That would be accurate - and that's why I'm begging you, please, don't sell.
My doctor says my cholestorol is so high, that my veins are like, gummy worm solid, I think I gotta change my lifestyle, you know what I mean? I think it's time for me to cash out, walk away, let them forget about me, you know what I mean? I mean, the game will be fine.
It could be better they might ruin it.
But I mean, no, it'll be good, it'll be good.
What about your fans? I mean, this game - this game is my life! It's! Not! Real! You're right.
Tink is right, too.
I need to get a life.
You're gonna quit? Maybe it's time I quit too.
no, you - you were right about the Gleaming Cross! That's back in they'll probably take that out though.
Vork! That's like the fifth celebrity you've blown off today! I want to hang out with them, to say that I hung out with them! Stop driving them away! Bladezz, fame is not something to, to court or aspire to.
It leads to a modern-day class system, these "people" live in a world of false perfection! They fake images that everyone wants, but no one can obtain - I can't think of anything admirable about someone like an actor, who, who gets bussed to work, can skip in lines, - Sherry Maddox from Time Rings sweet cha-ja-jahosephat