Warehouse 13 s05e06 Episode Script
Endless
Help me please, someone! - Hello, ducky.
- Hello, jack.
Big, bad jack the ripper's not used to a woman Who puts up a fight, is he? Running away is no way to treat a lady.
- Never let it be said Old jack doesn't know how to treat a lady.
- Well done, agent wells.
Snagging the ripper's lantern in your first month.
The older agents will become jealous.
- They already are.
Mr.
Kipling's taken to writing rude verses on the walls.
- I must say, my dear, you've taken to life in the warehouse With great aplomb.
- Indeed.
I've finally found a place where my other talents Can be used for the good of the empire.
- Oh, not just the empire.
The entire world.
Great britain is simply the warehouse's current home.
- England did not house warehouses 1 through 11? - Nor will it house warehouse 13.
That honor belongs to another nation, When England's power wanes.
Well, then there will never be a warehouse 13.
For the sun will never set on the british empire.
- Quite, quite.
Tea? - Wowza.
That was better than 3-d imax.
- Yeah, I mean, that was amazing, But why are we watching highlight reels of h.
G.
When she's playing happily ever after With what's-his-name in wisconsin? - Actually, they broke up.
She's now dating a woman named giselle.
- Ooh, now that's a highlight reel I would like to see.
- No, these aren't highlights, agent lattimer.
This artifact is the round table That inspired the legend of king arthur's court.
Now it is the warehouse's time capsule.
It stores the memory of an agent's defining moment With the warehouse.
Today, you will all contribute.
- Today? No, it's too soon.
- Too soon? Too soon for what? - Agents only contribute To the time capsule when--when-- - Yes, arthur.
Warehouse 13 is reaching the end of its tenure.
- It has nothing to do with anything Any of you have done.
- Well, wherever we all go, I mean, It's gotta be better than south dakota, right? - The host country supplies the new agents.
It's in the manual.
- How much time do we have? - Whether it's next week or next year is irrelevant.
- Well, says you.
- Your job today is to contribute To the time capsule.
- Okay, I've got an idea.
How about instead of sitting around The mystical table of kumbaya, We do something crazy like, I don't know, Stop it from moving? Right? What? I mean, come on, you guys are all thinking it.
- The warehouse is going to move.
It's a natural order of things, Not a crisis to solve.
- What, and you can't stop it? I mean, you are the caretaker, right? So take care of it! - Calm yourself, agent lattimer.
- Calm? We're talking about losing our home And you are just sitting there like some kind of-- - Hey, here's an idea.
Before somebody says something They will definitely regret, How about I go first so somebody can cool off? - Good idea, miss donovan.
- So do I just think a happy thought or-- - Place your hand inside the circle.
The artifact will choose your defining moment.
- Claudia donovan.
Warehouse 13: Next generation.
That was awesome! Shut up! Joshua! - Mykes, how long can this thing make us tap dance? - Probably until we're dead.
Why did you activate it? - Well, I'm sorry.
I see a button and I have to push it.
It's who I am.
They found us! hear the beat of dancing feet - I used to dream about being chased by leggy showgirls.
- Oh, just shut up and dance! - 42nd street little nifties from the fifties innocent and sweet sexy ladies from the eighties - Oh, what did I do in a past life to deserve this? Oh, come on! where the underworld can meet the elite - Okay, that's it.
No more mr.
Nice gay.
where the underworld can meet the elite 42nd street! - I hate musicals.
- Anything? - Yeah, well, We know that the artifact Is the marquee from the strand theater-- Whoa, whoa-- Where 42nd street premiered.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Easy, tommy tune.
- Hey, guys! - So we led our girls to the escher vault And locked 'em in.
Also, I think we're gonna need a new escher vault.
- They're everywhere.
- There's an army of 'em in front of the marquee too.
You can't get near it.
- Well, can we destroy it? - Yes! Busby berkeley's flask might be able To direct the original tin pan from tin pan alley To destroy the marquee's bulbs.
Yeah, somebody's gonna have to recharge that marquee.
- Recharge it with what? - Well, ironically--whoa! - Somebody's gonna have to do a big, showstopping number.
- Well, this thing's tapping us to death.
Who has the energy for that? Oh, no, no, no.
I'm just b-team.
- Claudia, listen to me.
You're our only hope.
You may be going out there b-team, But you're coming back a-team! You can do it, kiddo! Only not in that outfit.
- Your smiles don't scare me.
Okay, that's a scary smile.
Cheating! - Whoa! I think I'm just pissing them off.
- I found the flask! Let's go.
- I'll find it.
You distract them.
- Hi, girls.
This should be a turn on, but it's really, really not.
Ow! Artie! - I've got it! Let's go! - Excuse me, excuse me.
- Here we come, claud.
- Pour the flask.
- Come on.
- Busby berkeley was as drunk driver.
It's gonna make this tin pan swerve And hit all the lights.
- Okay.
Claud, bring it home.
- Throw it! - Oh, god.
My feet.
- AndScene.
- Talk about one singular sensation.
- Oh, man am I gonna be sore tomorrow, but come on! Best job ever! Best job ever! - Claud, if that's your defining moment, Then why the sad face? - Yeah, you look like someone died.
- Nothing.
Uh, sore feet equals sad face.
No biggie.
- I would imagine that that was the moment You realized you didn't want to be caretaker after all.
- You w--you--you what? - Thanks, mrs.
F.
- I call them as I see them.
- We thought you wanted to be caretaker.
- But only because you said it a lot.
- Yeah, guys, listen That day, I realized how much I love being an agent.
I mean, I can't imagine ever giving that up.
Not even to be caretaker.
I'm sorry.
- No.
You don't have anything to be sorry about.
You're right, this is the best job in the world.
The question is, why is no one else Freaking out about losing it? - We are, it's just some of us Are a little quieter about it than others.
- Oh, well, I'm sorry.
Then someone needs to be loud about it.
Look, we're not losing the warehouse.
I'm gonna make sure of it.
- Look, artie, I know how important my destiny is to you.
- You don't have to explain anything to me.
- We all support you, right, artie? - I'm must a little incredibly surprised is all.
- Well, it's only human to have doubts.
Right, mrs.
Frederic? You must have had your doubts.
- No, I was always resolute.
- Thank you again.
It doesn't matter anyway.
I know my responsibility.
- No one is forcing you.
Is anyone forcing this on her? - I'm doing it.
I'm not gonna let everyone else down and b-- - The hell with everybody else.
You have to do what's right for you Or you're gonna miserable for the en-- Can I choose the memory That I want to contribute to the time capsule? - You want to show them that, arthur? It could backfire on you.
- You know, I'm absolutely certain that it will.
So that's how it works.
- Wrong again, arthur.
- Hey, when do I get one of these? When I say so.
Hold this.
Did this used to be a fudge factory? - In the 1940s, this spot was an officers' club.
Help me lift this thing up.
Okay, yeah.
It is gonna be 11:35 In five, four, three, two, one.
- Wow.
We're in the past.
- More like the past is here.
- Oh, well, it makes perfect sense when you put it that way.
- Nothing in this job makes sense.
Now pay attention.
This is December 31, 1941.
The americans, three weeks ago, were attacked by japan.
- So these guys are about to ship off to war? - Yes, and somebody here does not want this party to end.
There is one man in here that is using an artifact To create a time bubble that is holding this moment in place Since that night.
- Time bubbles and draft dodgers.
No wonder you love this job.
- No, god.
I have been trying to snag This artifact since the '80s.
The only problem is I can only enter here once a year.
- Because the artifact was put into play December 31, 1941 at 11:35 p.
M.
? - Very good.
Yes, but the versailles forks That keep us from being trapped here--don't ask.
They also pop us right out of the bubble at midnight When the artifact resets time to 11:35.
- So you can only investigate this case For 25 minutes at a time once a year? - Annoying, isn't it? That's why I brought you.
Fresh eyes.
Now we've only got 22 minutes.
All right, so, now I've narrowed it down to three guys Who might do anything to stay here.
The first guy's over there.
He's captain jason fleece And he's gonna leave behind his wife and three kids.
Over there, that is lieutenant william drischler.
He's single, but he's got a very sick mom.
And over there sitting with that woman, That is lieutenant jonah roth.
He eloped with her, laura, the day before pearl harbor.
- Let's start with the angry guy first.
- Why? - Well, these other two are partying Like this is their last chance, And as far as they know, it is.
- Look at you.
All right, good.
Okay.
Gimme the bag.
- Uh, excuse me, ma'am.
I'm special agent scott mohr.
I couldn't help notice that that officer made you cry.
Is everything okay? - Oh, yes.
He's my husband.
I'm just afraid he won't come back to us.
- To "us?" - Oh, my.
I haven't even told jonah.
Please don't say anything.
- You're in the family way.
Oh, ma'am, you really should tell him.
- No.
Please.
He lost his brother at pearl.
He's dead-set on going.
If I told him and he stayed, Why, it would tear him apart.
- IRealize how difficult this is for you.
You really, really don't want him to go.
- Gosh, look at me blubbering in front of a complete stranger.
I should get back to jonah.
- Well, roth was clean.
- That was weird.
- Generally means artifact.
What? - Well, she refilled her glass three times, But I never saw her take a single sip.
- Oh.
Thomas wedgewood's champagne glass! How did I miss that? - Yeah, it was so obvious.
- Okay, we gotta go.
- I'm sorry, but I gotta go.
You know I gotta.
- I know, jonah.
I'm sorry I got upset.
I know you have to go.
- You also know he's not leaving, don't you mrs.
Roth? Champagne glass, please.
- What is going on? - Less than a minute.
- I found a way to keep you safe.
- Stopping time isn't gonna keep him safe.
It's gonna keep you both trapped.
You have to believe things are gonna turn out for the best.
- What if they don't? - Life comes with bad times and good ones.
If you stay here, you're gonna miss 'em all.
- Everyone here has a future, even your baby.
- Baby? Are you--are we-- - Agent mohr.
- I'm sorry, but it's his too.
- Jonah, yes.
- 12 seconds.
- Honey, I don't know what's going on right now, But I want to meet our baby.
Eight, seven, Six, five, four, three - Wow.
That was--wow.
- Happy new year.
You did an excellent job.
I am proud of you, kid.
What's the matter? You all right? - Yeah, it just kind of hit home a little.
You know, a mother afraid her baby Will grow up without a father.
- Oh, scott.
I didn't even think-- I'm so sorry.
I shouldn't have-- - no, no, no, it's okay.
You didn't even know about me, dad.
When you found out, you came back.
- What the what? Dad? - Dad? You wanna tell me about this? - Look, when I was arrested for treason, I was seeing somebody pretty seriously And She was pregnant.
- You abandoned your pregnant girlfriend.
- No, no, no.
She never told me that she was pregnant.
And as far as she knew, Arthur weisfelt went to jail and then disappeared, And I didn't find out about scott till years later.
- He's telling the truth.
- Thank you! Now in those days, the regents were the only ones Who were granted the privilege of having a "one.
" And that arrangement Was not gonna work for me.
- Arthur demanded that agents be allowed to have a "one" With whom to share the secrets of the warehouse Or he would tender his resignation.
- I had to fight for my happiness, Just as you have to.
If you don't want to be caretaker-- - This is all very interesting And educational, but, uh - Claudia, you're missing the p-- - I'm gonna have to process this.
- I believe that the phrase that you're searching for Is "I told you so.
" - Come on, mykes, help me.
Nobody knows this place like you.
- Okay, here it is.
- Great, which one's the manual? - All of 'em.
- Oh.
- Yeah, it's a lot of info.
- All right, well, good.
Then there's gotta be a loophole to keep the warehouse here.
- Pete, I've never read anything About keeping the warehouse in place When it's time for it to move.
- Well, you couldn't have read it all.
- Not every page of every book, but come on, pete.
- All right, mykes, don't just stand there.
Come on, partner.
Grab one and we'll get this job done in no time.
- Pete, look, our only job today--listen to me.
Our only job today is the time capsule, okay? - Wow, uh-- you really don't care, do you? - What? - No.
You're about to lose all of this, myka.
You're gonna lose us.
You're gonna lose all of us, But you--you don't care.
- That's not fair.
- No, I'm sorry I took you away From your warehouse 13 exit interview.
Just go ahead.
Go play with your time capsule.
I'll save the day.
- Fine, but when you can't save the day, When you can't stop this, don't call me! - Fine.
- Fine! - Fine! - Fine! - I don't wanna read all this.
- Because he's a crazy old man.
Yes he is.
Shh, he's here.
Look, artie, I get it.
You know, I think of you as a father-like person, But you're my boss, so, you know, Whatever you choose to share or not share Is really your prerogative.
But you have a son that you take on snag and bags! - We haven't done it in years.
And he has his own full life now.
- When do you see each other? - He lives in san diego.
We go to comic con together.
It's all very normal.
- Really? - Yeah.
- Because none of this seems normal to me.
- You know, I have the best of both worlds, Uh, being a father and an agent.
- But why couldn't you tell me? - Because you would have wanted to meet him.
- Hells yeah I would.
- And then you would have wanted him to be an agent.
- Why not? It looked like he knew his way around an artifact.
- No, the whole point of the "one" Is to have them outside the warehouse To keep us balanced.
- Yeah, but-- - no, no, you see, There's no but.
There's no but.
Please, claudia, listen to me.
I'm just trying to give you a life lesson here.
- What, that ignorance is bliss? - No, that in order to stay sane You sometimes have to be a little selfish.
- So this was your way of saying you're not upset That I secretly don't want to be caretaker? - No, I'm upset! You shouldn't keep secrets from me! - But--but--ugh! Double standards! - Yes, do as I say, not as I do.
The prerogative of a father-like person.
Look, if you had just talked to me I might have been able to help you understand That you, miss donovan, do not have to commit To the rest of your life today.
It's not a crime to change your mind.
You just have to stay true to yourself.
- Even if it means being a little selfish.
- My god, she's been listening! - I just want you to be happy.
- Thank you.
So really? Best of both worlds? - Yeah, I have a great son.
He's helped me be a better fatherTo you.
And I have the warehouse.
Life is perfect.
- The warehouse is moving.
- Right, well, nothing's perfect.
- Really, you were there for that? - He's too selfish to know that other people are hurting too.
- Our little secret.
- I'm sorry, am I interrupting? - Not at all, no.
- Okay, well, um Away we go.
- Welcome to warehouse 13.
- Whoo! Whoa! I have cancer.
Well, it's all very simple when you look at the facts.
Mimi's husband had gone bankrupt, So rachel was floating her cash In exchange for mimi's silence About her affair with her spanish tutor.
But rachel's husband already knew And had told his mistress, carly, all about it.
But carly doesn't keep any secrets From her other lover, nicole.
And nicole was using one of those secrets To blackmail maddie.
About what, you may ask.
Well, it turns out that maddie has an addiction.
She's emptied their bank account Buying antique japanese ceramic art on ebay, And one such piece is the five-tailed fox, Known in japanese folklore As the elusive thief and prankster.
Now, I wonder if any of you know That when maddie touches the fox, She transforms into a ninja cat burglar.
- And I wonder if you know that it's not just me.
- That I did not know.
- Hey, maddie.
Do you have any more of this dip? I mean, it is to die for.
Ninjas! Myka! - Pete! Myka! - Ow.
I think that nicole used to be a man.
- Thanks for the save.
- I always got your back, honey pie.
- Hello.
I know, right? I got to use all of my deductive skills And kick some suburban ass.
- I was actually thinking how obvious it is That you have a thing for pete.
- What? - A love thing.
Yeah, that's hilarious.
- Look at your face.
- No.
No.
No, okay! Pete and I-- there is no pete and I.
There's-- I mean, there's-- Oh, my god, I'm in love with pete.
Oh, I hate myself so much right now.
- Well, all good things mustCome to-- You know, what difference does it make? It's over.
And this is how it ends? Just over? And what am I supposed to do? I'm supposed to-- supposed to walk away? Just walk away.
You know, you give your whole life to something Every day without complaining-- Well, no serious complaints! I'm here every day.
Every day I'm right here For you and your damn ping-- your pings.
Ping, ping, ping! Ping, ping, ping, ping, ping! I'm like a slave at your beck and call.
You know I have lost-- I have lost friends, family.
People I've loved Have died in my arms, But I stayed faithful.
I gave you everything And now that there's nothing left For you to take, you're just gonna--just leave.
Whore! That's what you are, you know! Yeah, you're just selling out to the highest bidder.
Fine! You wanna go? Go! That's what you wanna do? Go! You don't want me.
I sure as hell don't want you! En--enjoy your new home.
You think you're gonna find somebody like me? Somebody who cares about you like I do? Ha! Ha! Good luck with that.
Good luck finding somebody as devoted! Somebody who would give their whole life Without a "thank you.
" Without even a Piddling, little miniscule Acknowledgment that they're appreciated.
That they even matter to youAt all.
Okay then.
You're welcome.
- Seriously, that was mr.
Frederic? - Hey.
- Hey.
- What was that? - Nothing-- uhI mean, it's-- - Agent jinks, it's your go, I believe.
- Oh, yeah.
Can I maybe go later, or you know, not at all? - Oh, come on.
Don't go all pete on me.
We each have to do this.
- No, I'm not, it's just What if I don't have a defining warehouse moment? - Of course you do, pookie.
We all do.
- Let's be honest.
I have never completely belonged here.
I'm kind of our marilyn.
- Munster? Uh, no way.
I'm marilyn.
- No, no, no.
You are eddie.
Pete is herman, myka's lily, artie's grandpa, And mrs.
Frederic is Not really part of the pattern.
- Steven, why don't we let the warehouse Decide if you belong? - There are things that you don't know about the regents.
Why does everyone wanna talk today? I've come to aid you, brother.
- Claudia.
Claudia, are you there? - Yes, helena, thank god.
For some reason, we get no reception at all In the spleen.
- You have got to come out.
My shrinking device was only designed For three-hour intervals.
If it reverses, you'll explode right through artie's chest.
- But we found the artifact and I think we can get to it Before it strikes 12:00.
The clock is lodged in artie's heart.
- No.
It's too dangerous to pilot the nautilus iii Into artie's heart.
- We know.
Steve has a plan.
- It's actually claudia's plan.
I apparently volunteered for it.
- It's our only shot.
I'll reel you back as soon as you snag it.
- I think I just saw a hamburger go by.
- Just go.
- Whoa.
Okay, I'm in artie's heart.
- Any sign of it? - No.
I can hear it, but I can't see it.
- Time's up, you guys.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
There it is up there.
- Steve? Steve, are you still in the heart? - Yeah.
I am.
I really am.
- Don't belong here, huh? Who else could have made that shot? Do you feel better now, princess? - Yeah.
But not because of the shot.
I was inside a beating human heart.
I'd forgotten about that moment.
ItWas indescribable.
I--you know, I saw it.
I was there.
It was like-- - nirvana? - You know, when I came to the warehouse, I didn't think that I'd ever find peace.
JustSo much chaos, you know? But-- - you found it.
- No.
No, it was given to me.
The warehouse showed it to me.
That's what today's about, isn't it? I mean, th--this time capsule, it's not just for the warehouse.
- No.
This ritual is also the warehouse's gift to you.
- Oh, good.
Pete, listen, I really need to-- What are you doing? - Look I'm sorry, myka, but I am not gonna let my future Be decided by some glowing hunk of metal.
Huh? You hear that? Let me see you move the warehouse After I throw you in the furnace.
- Uh, pete, listen, I have-- - No, I know, I know, I know.
I'm overreacting.
- Yes, you are.
But that's not why I'm here.
- Oh, and I'm really sorry about what I said earlier.
You're the last person on earth That I'd ever wanna hurt.
You mean way too much to me.
- Well, that's actually why I w-- - But I would go crazy without the warehouse, myka.
You know, I've been bouncing around without a purpose For my entire life.
- Yeah, w-- - I didn't last long as a husband or a marine Or a secret service agent.
- Have another-- - I mean, come on, I've basically been a screw-up My entire life.
But here-- here in the warehouse, I'm the best version of myself.
- Okay, just stop-- - but if I'm not pete lattimer, Heroic warehouse agent And the partner that drives myka bering crazy, Then who the hell am I? - Would you just shut up? - Ah.
- That's very funny.
Good one.
But you can take off the thimble, steve.
I'm flattered, but I told you that's not how I sw-- Sw--swing.
- What are you doing? - No fever.
Did you accidentally touch a nympho artifact? - Okay.
Okay, pete, look.
I know you're worried About who you're gonna be without the warehouse, And this is the thing.
It's--it's not where you are that defines you.
It's who you are.
It's the decisions that you make.
- I know, but I don't wanna lose the warehouse, And I don't wanna lose - Pete.
Pete, you can't lose me.
It's not possible.
You can't.
Because, um I love you.
- So you--you kissed me? For realsies? - Yeah.
So, umWhat are you gonna do about it, lattimer? - I love you too.
- Wow.
Listen, before we Uh, move in any sort of direction, I need you to do something.
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
Do not say the time capsule.
- The time capsule! Come on.
- You said it.
You said it.
- Yes, I did.
And you know what? You better get used to doing what I tell you.
- Oh.
- Yeah.
- Could be good, but it could be bad.
So when do we get naked? - Well, we body swapped.
You've been me naked.
- Oh, yeah, that was a good day.
Ooh! - Oh, uh, after five years, I probably should tell you the whole punching thing Really turns me on.
- I know.
- Naughty.
- I'm told you read auras.
- Yes.
Yours is an old soul.
- Don't remind me.
Just people? - No.
Objects, places.
- You'll fit in quite nicely here.
- Yes.
Some day, I'm gonna die here.
I can see it.
- I promise you, leena, I will do all that I can to prevent that.
- You won't be able to, But it's all right.
- Okay.
Let's do this thing.
- Excuse me.
- Steve.
Are you okay, man? - Yeah, no, I just--just need a minute.
- Are we over our little tantrum, agent lattimer? - Oh, yeah.
What's that? - An invitation to endless wonder.
- "mica.
" - myka.
- Myka? - Myka.
- I'm thrilled you're on the team.
- You're a lucky man.
You're in tune.
- What is that? - Don't leave! Rockin' my world, lady.
- You're lying.
- Oh, yeah.
This is gonna be fun.
Myka, where are you? Hey, hey, hey.
- We should be safe now.
- Wouldn't you rather a nice little fish? - Okay, stop.
- I was young.
It was stupid.
You're pretty when you smile.
- People that make you feel safe.
- Wait! Pancakes! I'm not gonna remember dying? Well, it was just sitting there.
- Read the screen.
- You and artie have gotta get out of here.
What's that? - Ta-da! - Surprise! - Thank you.
You did everything right.
Stop! Cha-cha-cha.
- Pete, please don't.
You are a stunningly beautiful woman.
Yeah! The time machine set us on fire! - We got a little story to tell you.
Va-va-voom.
- Stop touching things! - And I just really love you.
- Mrs.
F.
, why was pete's memory Of all that and not just one case.
- Tell them, agent lattimer.
You know.
- Maybe my defining moment Is all of it Every minute That I got to spend with you guys.
And I'm sorry mrs.
F.
I just was scared.
I was scared that if I lost this, I'd go back to being the person I was before, and-- But this is who I am now.
The warehouse and-- and all of you Have made me a better man.
If it ends tomorrow or if it goes on forever, Nothing--nothing will ever change that.
- Or maybe you broke the table.
- Oh! - I've never heard you laugh before.
- I am a woman of infinite surprises.
- Can we, uh-- can we watch some more? - Yes, please.
- Uh, hang on, hang on.
Yeah, I got a ping.
There's a ping.
- Right.
- Back to work.
- Let's go.
- So is it really over? - I believe I've mentioned this more than once.
This particular wonder is endless.
- Really? Just this once, I can't get a straight answer out of you? - See you tomorrow, peter.
- See ya tomorrow, irene.
- Someone in poughkeepsie is breathing fire? - It had to be fire, didn't it? - This sounds familiar.
- Can you rewind that? It looks like there's something wrong with his skin.
- Wait a minute, has he got scales? We have scales.
- Not at work, okay? Never at work.
- Okay, this is just gonna be gross.
- She is not lying.
Hey, we can go.
I've got an aunt in wappingers falls.
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
I've gotta stay here - Claudia, I'm telling you-- no, I am ordering you-- - Oh, come on, artie.
They're practically related.
- So does that mean we're going-- - I'm not the first grumpy old fart To run this place, and I won't be the last, But I'm the grumpy old fart running it today, So you'll do as you're told.
- I'm not saying I won't, jack.
I'm just saying this place seems To take over a guy's life.
- How could you even consider Turning down endless wonder? - Can we focus for five seconds on this? - Relax, I'm just asking if I can commit The rest of my life to this.
- Perhaps - Miss donovan.
- You should spend less time worrying about the future And more about the present.
- I didn't hear you come in.
- You never will.
Miss donovan.
- Jack.
Agent maddox.
Someone once told me it's not a crime to change your mind.
Sometimes you have to be a little selfish.
- I thought you said the warehouse Might be moving anyway.
- Jack, if I had a nickel for every time The warehouse almost moved.
Sometimes it just takes a liking to-- - You all right, miss d.
? - Yes.
You three just reminded me of-- Carry on.
- All right, back to work.
All right.
- When you say change your mind-- I hate it when she does that.
All right, if it was obama's basketball - Egyptian endless wonder.
- Endless wonder.
It's everywhere.
- A world of endless wonder.
- Endless wonder.
- Endless Wonder.
- Row after row of endless wonder.
- Endless wonder.
- Endless wonder.
- Endless wonder? - Endless wonder.
- Endless wonder.
- Endless Wonder.
- Hello, jack.
Big, bad jack the ripper's not used to a woman Who puts up a fight, is he? Running away is no way to treat a lady.
- Never let it be said Old jack doesn't know how to treat a lady.
- Well done, agent wells.
Snagging the ripper's lantern in your first month.
The older agents will become jealous.
- They already are.
Mr.
Kipling's taken to writing rude verses on the walls.
- I must say, my dear, you've taken to life in the warehouse With great aplomb.
- Indeed.
I've finally found a place where my other talents Can be used for the good of the empire.
- Oh, not just the empire.
The entire world.
Great britain is simply the warehouse's current home.
- England did not house warehouses 1 through 11? - Nor will it house warehouse 13.
That honor belongs to another nation, When England's power wanes.
Well, then there will never be a warehouse 13.
For the sun will never set on the british empire.
- Quite, quite.
Tea? - Wowza.
That was better than 3-d imax.
- Yeah, I mean, that was amazing, But why are we watching highlight reels of h.
G.
When she's playing happily ever after With what's-his-name in wisconsin? - Actually, they broke up.
She's now dating a woman named giselle.
- Ooh, now that's a highlight reel I would like to see.
- No, these aren't highlights, agent lattimer.
This artifact is the round table That inspired the legend of king arthur's court.
Now it is the warehouse's time capsule.
It stores the memory of an agent's defining moment With the warehouse.
Today, you will all contribute.
- Today? No, it's too soon.
- Too soon? Too soon for what? - Agents only contribute To the time capsule when--when-- - Yes, arthur.
Warehouse 13 is reaching the end of its tenure.
- It has nothing to do with anything Any of you have done.
- Well, wherever we all go, I mean, It's gotta be better than south dakota, right? - The host country supplies the new agents.
It's in the manual.
- How much time do we have? - Whether it's next week or next year is irrelevant.
- Well, says you.
- Your job today is to contribute To the time capsule.
- Okay, I've got an idea.
How about instead of sitting around The mystical table of kumbaya, We do something crazy like, I don't know, Stop it from moving? Right? What? I mean, come on, you guys are all thinking it.
- The warehouse is going to move.
It's a natural order of things, Not a crisis to solve.
- What, and you can't stop it? I mean, you are the caretaker, right? So take care of it! - Calm yourself, agent lattimer.
- Calm? We're talking about losing our home And you are just sitting there like some kind of-- - Hey, here's an idea.
Before somebody says something They will definitely regret, How about I go first so somebody can cool off? - Good idea, miss donovan.
- So do I just think a happy thought or-- - Place your hand inside the circle.
The artifact will choose your defining moment.
- Claudia donovan.
Warehouse 13: Next generation.
That was awesome! Shut up! Joshua! - Mykes, how long can this thing make us tap dance? - Probably until we're dead.
Why did you activate it? - Well, I'm sorry.
I see a button and I have to push it.
It's who I am.
They found us! hear the beat of dancing feet - I used to dream about being chased by leggy showgirls.
- Oh, just shut up and dance! - 42nd street little nifties from the fifties innocent and sweet sexy ladies from the eighties - Oh, what did I do in a past life to deserve this? Oh, come on! where the underworld can meet the elite - Okay, that's it.
No more mr.
Nice gay.
where the underworld can meet the elite 42nd street! - I hate musicals.
- Anything? - Yeah, well, We know that the artifact Is the marquee from the strand theater-- Whoa, whoa-- Where 42nd street premiered.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Easy, tommy tune.
- Hey, guys! - So we led our girls to the escher vault And locked 'em in.
Also, I think we're gonna need a new escher vault.
- They're everywhere.
- There's an army of 'em in front of the marquee too.
You can't get near it.
- Well, can we destroy it? - Yes! Busby berkeley's flask might be able To direct the original tin pan from tin pan alley To destroy the marquee's bulbs.
Yeah, somebody's gonna have to recharge that marquee.
- Recharge it with what? - Well, ironically--whoa! - Somebody's gonna have to do a big, showstopping number.
- Well, this thing's tapping us to death.
Who has the energy for that? Oh, no, no, no.
I'm just b-team.
- Claudia, listen to me.
You're our only hope.
You may be going out there b-team, But you're coming back a-team! You can do it, kiddo! Only not in that outfit.
- Your smiles don't scare me.
Okay, that's a scary smile.
Cheating! - Whoa! I think I'm just pissing them off.
- I found the flask! Let's go.
- I'll find it.
You distract them.
- Hi, girls.
This should be a turn on, but it's really, really not.
Ow! Artie! - I've got it! Let's go! - Excuse me, excuse me.
- Here we come, claud.
- Pour the flask.
- Come on.
- Busby berkeley was as drunk driver.
It's gonna make this tin pan swerve And hit all the lights.
- Okay.
Claud, bring it home.
- Throw it! - Oh, god.
My feet.
- AndScene.
- Talk about one singular sensation.
- Oh, man am I gonna be sore tomorrow, but come on! Best job ever! Best job ever! - Claud, if that's your defining moment, Then why the sad face? - Yeah, you look like someone died.
- Nothing.
Uh, sore feet equals sad face.
No biggie.
- I would imagine that that was the moment You realized you didn't want to be caretaker after all.
- You w--you--you what? - Thanks, mrs.
F.
- I call them as I see them.
- We thought you wanted to be caretaker.
- But only because you said it a lot.
- Yeah, guys, listen That day, I realized how much I love being an agent.
I mean, I can't imagine ever giving that up.
Not even to be caretaker.
I'm sorry.
- No.
You don't have anything to be sorry about.
You're right, this is the best job in the world.
The question is, why is no one else Freaking out about losing it? - We are, it's just some of us Are a little quieter about it than others.
- Oh, well, I'm sorry.
Then someone needs to be loud about it.
Look, we're not losing the warehouse.
I'm gonna make sure of it.
- Look, artie, I know how important my destiny is to you.
- You don't have to explain anything to me.
- We all support you, right, artie? - I'm must a little incredibly surprised is all.
- Well, it's only human to have doubts.
Right, mrs.
Frederic? You must have had your doubts.
- No, I was always resolute.
- Thank you again.
It doesn't matter anyway.
I know my responsibility.
- No one is forcing you.
Is anyone forcing this on her? - I'm doing it.
I'm not gonna let everyone else down and b-- - The hell with everybody else.
You have to do what's right for you Or you're gonna miserable for the en-- Can I choose the memory That I want to contribute to the time capsule? - You want to show them that, arthur? It could backfire on you.
- You know, I'm absolutely certain that it will.
So that's how it works.
- Wrong again, arthur.
- Hey, when do I get one of these? When I say so.
Hold this.
Did this used to be a fudge factory? - In the 1940s, this spot was an officers' club.
Help me lift this thing up.
Okay, yeah.
It is gonna be 11:35 In five, four, three, two, one.
- Wow.
We're in the past.
- More like the past is here.
- Oh, well, it makes perfect sense when you put it that way.
- Nothing in this job makes sense.
Now pay attention.
This is December 31, 1941.
The americans, three weeks ago, were attacked by japan.
- So these guys are about to ship off to war? - Yes, and somebody here does not want this party to end.
There is one man in here that is using an artifact To create a time bubble that is holding this moment in place Since that night.
- Time bubbles and draft dodgers.
No wonder you love this job.
- No, god.
I have been trying to snag This artifact since the '80s.
The only problem is I can only enter here once a year.
- Because the artifact was put into play December 31, 1941 at 11:35 p.
M.
? - Very good.
Yes, but the versailles forks That keep us from being trapped here--don't ask.
They also pop us right out of the bubble at midnight When the artifact resets time to 11:35.
- So you can only investigate this case For 25 minutes at a time once a year? - Annoying, isn't it? That's why I brought you.
Fresh eyes.
Now we've only got 22 minutes.
All right, so, now I've narrowed it down to three guys Who might do anything to stay here.
The first guy's over there.
He's captain jason fleece And he's gonna leave behind his wife and three kids.
Over there, that is lieutenant william drischler.
He's single, but he's got a very sick mom.
And over there sitting with that woman, That is lieutenant jonah roth.
He eloped with her, laura, the day before pearl harbor.
- Let's start with the angry guy first.
- Why? - Well, these other two are partying Like this is their last chance, And as far as they know, it is.
- Look at you.
All right, good.
Okay.
Gimme the bag.
- Uh, excuse me, ma'am.
I'm special agent scott mohr.
I couldn't help notice that that officer made you cry.
Is everything okay? - Oh, yes.
He's my husband.
I'm just afraid he won't come back to us.
- To "us?" - Oh, my.
I haven't even told jonah.
Please don't say anything.
- You're in the family way.
Oh, ma'am, you really should tell him.
- No.
Please.
He lost his brother at pearl.
He's dead-set on going.
If I told him and he stayed, Why, it would tear him apart.
- IRealize how difficult this is for you.
You really, really don't want him to go.
- Gosh, look at me blubbering in front of a complete stranger.
I should get back to jonah.
- Well, roth was clean.
- That was weird.
- Generally means artifact.
What? - Well, she refilled her glass three times, But I never saw her take a single sip.
- Oh.
Thomas wedgewood's champagne glass! How did I miss that? - Yeah, it was so obvious.
- Okay, we gotta go.
- I'm sorry, but I gotta go.
You know I gotta.
- I know, jonah.
I'm sorry I got upset.
I know you have to go.
- You also know he's not leaving, don't you mrs.
Roth? Champagne glass, please.
- What is going on? - Less than a minute.
- I found a way to keep you safe.
- Stopping time isn't gonna keep him safe.
It's gonna keep you both trapped.
You have to believe things are gonna turn out for the best.
- What if they don't? - Life comes with bad times and good ones.
If you stay here, you're gonna miss 'em all.
- Everyone here has a future, even your baby.
- Baby? Are you--are we-- - Agent mohr.
- I'm sorry, but it's his too.
- Jonah, yes.
- 12 seconds.
- Honey, I don't know what's going on right now, But I want to meet our baby.
Eight, seven, Six, five, four, three - Wow.
That was--wow.
- Happy new year.
You did an excellent job.
I am proud of you, kid.
What's the matter? You all right? - Yeah, it just kind of hit home a little.
You know, a mother afraid her baby Will grow up without a father.
- Oh, scott.
I didn't even think-- I'm so sorry.
I shouldn't have-- - no, no, no, it's okay.
You didn't even know about me, dad.
When you found out, you came back.
- What the what? Dad? - Dad? You wanna tell me about this? - Look, when I was arrested for treason, I was seeing somebody pretty seriously And She was pregnant.
- You abandoned your pregnant girlfriend.
- No, no, no.
She never told me that she was pregnant.
And as far as she knew, Arthur weisfelt went to jail and then disappeared, And I didn't find out about scott till years later.
- He's telling the truth.
- Thank you! Now in those days, the regents were the only ones Who were granted the privilege of having a "one.
" And that arrangement Was not gonna work for me.
- Arthur demanded that agents be allowed to have a "one" With whom to share the secrets of the warehouse Or he would tender his resignation.
- I had to fight for my happiness, Just as you have to.
If you don't want to be caretaker-- - This is all very interesting And educational, but, uh - Claudia, you're missing the p-- - I'm gonna have to process this.
- I believe that the phrase that you're searching for Is "I told you so.
" - Come on, mykes, help me.
Nobody knows this place like you.
- Okay, here it is.
- Great, which one's the manual? - All of 'em.
- Oh.
- Yeah, it's a lot of info.
- All right, well, good.
Then there's gotta be a loophole to keep the warehouse here.
- Pete, I've never read anything About keeping the warehouse in place When it's time for it to move.
- Well, you couldn't have read it all.
- Not every page of every book, but come on, pete.
- All right, mykes, don't just stand there.
Come on, partner.
Grab one and we'll get this job done in no time.
- Pete, look, our only job today--listen to me.
Our only job today is the time capsule, okay? - Wow, uh-- you really don't care, do you? - What? - No.
You're about to lose all of this, myka.
You're gonna lose us.
You're gonna lose all of us, But you--you don't care.
- That's not fair.
- No, I'm sorry I took you away From your warehouse 13 exit interview.
Just go ahead.
Go play with your time capsule.
I'll save the day.
- Fine, but when you can't save the day, When you can't stop this, don't call me! - Fine.
- Fine! - Fine! - Fine! - I don't wanna read all this.
- Because he's a crazy old man.
Yes he is.
Shh, he's here.
Look, artie, I get it.
You know, I think of you as a father-like person, But you're my boss, so, you know, Whatever you choose to share or not share Is really your prerogative.
But you have a son that you take on snag and bags! - We haven't done it in years.
And he has his own full life now.
- When do you see each other? - He lives in san diego.
We go to comic con together.
It's all very normal.
- Really? - Yeah.
- Because none of this seems normal to me.
- You know, I have the best of both worlds, Uh, being a father and an agent.
- But why couldn't you tell me? - Because you would have wanted to meet him.
- Hells yeah I would.
- And then you would have wanted him to be an agent.
- Why not? It looked like he knew his way around an artifact.
- No, the whole point of the "one" Is to have them outside the warehouse To keep us balanced.
- Yeah, but-- - no, no, you see, There's no but.
There's no but.
Please, claudia, listen to me.
I'm just trying to give you a life lesson here.
- What, that ignorance is bliss? - No, that in order to stay sane You sometimes have to be a little selfish.
- So this was your way of saying you're not upset That I secretly don't want to be caretaker? - No, I'm upset! You shouldn't keep secrets from me! - But--but--ugh! Double standards! - Yes, do as I say, not as I do.
The prerogative of a father-like person.
Look, if you had just talked to me I might have been able to help you understand That you, miss donovan, do not have to commit To the rest of your life today.
It's not a crime to change your mind.
You just have to stay true to yourself.
- Even if it means being a little selfish.
- My god, she's been listening! - I just want you to be happy.
- Thank you.
So really? Best of both worlds? - Yeah, I have a great son.
He's helped me be a better fatherTo you.
And I have the warehouse.
Life is perfect.
- The warehouse is moving.
- Right, well, nothing's perfect.
- Really, you were there for that? - He's too selfish to know that other people are hurting too.
- Our little secret.
- I'm sorry, am I interrupting? - Not at all, no.
- Okay, well, um Away we go.
- Welcome to warehouse 13.
- Whoo! Whoa! I have cancer.
Well, it's all very simple when you look at the facts.
Mimi's husband had gone bankrupt, So rachel was floating her cash In exchange for mimi's silence About her affair with her spanish tutor.
But rachel's husband already knew And had told his mistress, carly, all about it.
But carly doesn't keep any secrets From her other lover, nicole.
And nicole was using one of those secrets To blackmail maddie.
About what, you may ask.
Well, it turns out that maddie has an addiction.
She's emptied their bank account Buying antique japanese ceramic art on ebay, And one such piece is the five-tailed fox, Known in japanese folklore As the elusive thief and prankster.
Now, I wonder if any of you know That when maddie touches the fox, She transforms into a ninja cat burglar.
- And I wonder if you know that it's not just me.
- That I did not know.
- Hey, maddie.
Do you have any more of this dip? I mean, it is to die for.
Ninjas! Myka! - Pete! Myka! - Ow.
I think that nicole used to be a man.
- Thanks for the save.
- I always got your back, honey pie.
- Hello.
I know, right? I got to use all of my deductive skills And kick some suburban ass.
- I was actually thinking how obvious it is That you have a thing for pete.
- What? - A love thing.
Yeah, that's hilarious.
- Look at your face.
- No.
No.
No, okay! Pete and I-- there is no pete and I.
There's-- I mean, there's-- Oh, my god, I'm in love with pete.
Oh, I hate myself so much right now.
- Well, all good things mustCome to-- You know, what difference does it make? It's over.
And this is how it ends? Just over? And what am I supposed to do? I'm supposed to-- supposed to walk away? Just walk away.
You know, you give your whole life to something Every day without complaining-- Well, no serious complaints! I'm here every day.
Every day I'm right here For you and your damn ping-- your pings.
Ping, ping, ping! Ping, ping, ping, ping, ping! I'm like a slave at your beck and call.
You know I have lost-- I have lost friends, family.
People I've loved Have died in my arms, But I stayed faithful.
I gave you everything And now that there's nothing left For you to take, you're just gonna--just leave.
Whore! That's what you are, you know! Yeah, you're just selling out to the highest bidder.
Fine! You wanna go? Go! That's what you wanna do? Go! You don't want me.
I sure as hell don't want you! En--enjoy your new home.
You think you're gonna find somebody like me? Somebody who cares about you like I do? Ha! Ha! Good luck with that.
Good luck finding somebody as devoted! Somebody who would give their whole life Without a "thank you.
" Without even a Piddling, little miniscule Acknowledgment that they're appreciated.
That they even matter to youAt all.
Okay then.
You're welcome.
- Seriously, that was mr.
Frederic? - Hey.
- Hey.
- What was that? - Nothing-- uhI mean, it's-- - Agent jinks, it's your go, I believe.
- Oh, yeah.
Can I maybe go later, or you know, not at all? - Oh, come on.
Don't go all pete on me.
We each have to do this.
- No, I'm not, it's just What if I don't have a defining warehouse moment? - Of course you do, pookie.
We all do.
- Let's be honest.
I have never completely belonged here.
I'm kind of our marilyn.
- Munster? Uh, no way.
I'm marilyn.
- No, no, no.
You are eddie.
Pete is herman, myka's lily, artie's grandpa, And mrs.
Frederic is Not really part of the pattern.
- Steven, why don't we let the warehouse Decide if you belong? - There are things that you don't know about the regents.
Why does everyone wanna talk today? I've come to aid you, brother.
- Claudia.
Claudia, are you there? - Yes, helena, thank god.
For some reason, we get no reception at all In the spleen.
- You have got to come out.
My shrinking device was only designed For three-hour intervals.
If it reverses, you'll explode right through artie's chest.
- But we found the artifact and I think we can get to it Before it strikes 12:00.
The clock is lodged in artie's heart.
- No.
It's too dangerous to pilot the nautilus iii Into artie's heart.
- We know.
Steve has a plan.
- It's actually claudia's plan.
I apparently volunteered for it.
- It's our only shot.
I'll reel you back as soon as you snag it.
- I think I just saw a hamburger go by.
- Just go.
- Whoa.
Okay, I'm in artie's heart.
- Any sign of it? - No.
I can hear it, but I can't see it.
- Time's up, you guys.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
There it is up there.
- Steve? Steve, are you still in the heart? - Yeah.
I am.
I really am.
- Don't belong here, huh? Who else could have made that shot? Do you feel better now, princess? - Yeah.
But not because of the shot.
I was inside a beating human heart.
I'd forgotten about that moment.
ItWas indescribable.
I--you know, I saw it.
I was there.
It was like-- - nirvana? - You know, when I came to the warehouse, I didn't think that I'd ever find peace.
JustSo much chaos, you know? But-- - you found it.
- No.
No, it was given to me.
The warehouse showed it to me.
That's what today's about, isn't it? I mean, th--this time capsule, it's not just for the warehouse.
- No.
This ritual is also the warehouse's gift to you.
- Oh, good.
Pete, listen, I really need to-- What are you doing? - Look I'm sorry, myka, but I am not gonna let my future Be decided by some glowing hunk of metal.
Huh? You hear that? Let me see you move the warehouse After I throw you in the furnace.
- Uh, pete, listen, I have-- - No, I know, I know, I know.
I'm overreacting.
- Yes, you are.
But that's not why I'm here.
- Oh, and I'm really sorry about what I said earlier.
You're the last person on earth That I'd ever wanna hurt.
You mean way too much to me.
- Well, that's actually why I w-- - But I would go crazy without the warehouse, myka.
You know, I've been bouncing around without a purpose For my entire life.
- Yeah, w-- - I didn't last long as a husband or a marine Or a secret service agent.
- Have another-- - I mean, come on, I've basically been a screw-up My entire life.
But here-- here in the warehouse, I'm the best version of myself.
- Okay, just stop-- - but if I'm not pete lattimer, Heroic warehouse agent And the partner that drives myka bering crazy, Then who the hell am I? - Would you just shut up? - Ah.
- That's very funny.
Good one.
But you can take off the thimble, steve.
I'm flattered, but I told you that's not how I sw-- Sw--swing.
- What are you doing? - No fever.
Did you accidentally touch a nympho artifact? - Okay.
Okay, pete, look.
I know you're worried About who you're gonna be without the warehouse, And this is the thing.
It's--it's not where you are that defines you.
It's who you are.
It's the decisions that you make.
- I know, but I don't wanna lose the warehouse, And I don't wanna lose - Pete.
Pete, you can't lose me.
It's not possible.
You can't.
Because, um I love you.
- So you--you kissed me? For realsies? - Yeah.
So, umWhat are you gonna do about it, lattimer? - I love you too.
- Wow.
Listen, before we Uh, move in any sort of direction, I need you to do something.
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
Do not say the time capsule.
- The time capsule! Come on.
- You said it.
You said it.
- Yes, I did.
And you know what? You better get used to doing what I tell you.
- Oh.
- Yeah.
- Could be good, but it could be bad.
So when do we get naked? - Well, we body swapped.
You've been me naked.
- Oh, yeah, that was a good day.
Ooh! - Oh, uh, after five years, I probably should tell you the whole punching thing Really turns me on.
- I know.
- Naughty.
- I'm told you read auras.
- Yes.
Yours is an old soul.
- Don't remind me.
Just people? - No.
Objects, places.
- You'll fit in quite nicely here.
- Yes.
Some day, I'm gonna die here.
I can see it.
- I promise you, leena, I will do all that I can to prevent that.
- You won't be able to, But it's all right.
- Okay.
Let's do this thing.
- Excuse me.
- Steve.
Are you okay, man? - Yeah, no, I just--just need a minute.
- Are we over our little tantrum, agent lattimer? - Oh, yeah.
What's that? - An invitation to endless wonder.
- "mica.
" - myka.
- Myka? - Myka.
- I'm thrilled you're on the team.
- You're a lucky man.
You're in tune.
- What is that? - Don't leave! Rockin' my world, lady.
- You're lying.
- Oh, yeah.
This is gonna be fun.
Myka, where are you? Hey, hey, hey.
- We should be safe now.
- Wouldn't you rather a nice little fish? - Okay, stop.
- I was young.
It was stupid.
You're pretty when you smile.
- People that make you feel safe.
- Wait! Pancakes! I'm not gonna remember dying? Well, it was just sitting there.
- Read the screen.
- You and artie have gotta get out of here.
What's that? - Ta-da! - Surprise! - Thank you.
You did everything right.
Stop! Cha-cha-cha.
- Pete, please don't.
You are a stunningly beautiful woman.
Yeah! The time machine set us on fire! - We got a little story to tell you.
Va-va-voom.
- Stop touching things! - And I just really love you.
- Mrs.
F.
, why was pete's memory Of all that and not just one case.
- Tell them, agent lattimer.
You know.
- Maybe my defining moment Is all of it Every minute That I got to spend with you guys.
And I'm sorry mrs.
F.
I just was scared.
I was scared that if I lost this, I'd go back to being the person I was before, and-- But this is who I am now.
The warehouse and-- and all of you Have made me a better man.
If it ends tomorrow or if it goes on forever, Nothing--nothing will ever change that.
- Or maybe you broke the table.
- Oh! - I've never heard you laugh before.
- I am a woman of infinite surprises.
- Can we, uh-- can we watch some more? - Yes, please.
- Uh, hang on, hang on.
Yeah, I got a ping.
There's a ping.
- Right.
- Back to work.
- Let's go.
- So is it really over? - I believe I've mentioned this more than once.
This particular wonder is endless.
- Really? Just this once, I can't get a straight answer out of you? - See you tomorrow, peter.
- See ya tomorrow, irene.
- Someone in poughkeepsie is breathing fire? - It had to be fire, didn't it? - This sounds familiar.
- Can you rewind that? It looks like there's something wrong with his skin.
- Wait a minute, has he got scales? We have scales.
- Not at work, okay? Never at work.
- Okay, this is just gonna be gross.
- She is not lying.
Hey, we can go.
I've got an aunt in wappingers falls.
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
I've gotta stay here - Claudia, I'm telling you-- no, I am ordering you-- - Oh, come on, artie.
They're practically related.
- So does that mean we're going-- - I'm not the first grumpy old fart To run this place, and I won't be the last, But I'm the grumpy old fart running it today, So you'll do as you're told.
- I'm not saying I won't, jack.
I'm just saying this place seems To take over a guy's life.
- How could you even consider Turning down endless wonder? - Can we focus for five seconds on this? - Relax, I'm just asking if I can commit The rest of my life to this.
- Perhaps - Miss donovan.
- You should spend less time worrying about the future And more about the present.
- I didn't hear you come in.
- You never will.
Miss donovan.
- Jack.
Agent maddox.
Someone once told me it's not a crime to change your mind.
Sometimes you have to be a little selfish.
- I thought you said the warehouse Might be moving anyway.
- Jack, if I had a nickel for every time The warehouse almost moved.
Sometimes it just takes a liking to-- - You all right, miss d.
? - Yes.
You three just reminded me of-- Carry on.
- All right, back to work.
All right.
- When you say change your mind-- I hate it when she does that.
All right, if it was obama's basketball - Egyptian endless wonder.
- Endless wonder.
It's everywhere.
- A world of endless wonder.
- Endless wonder.
- Endless Wonder.
- Row after row of endless wonder.
- Endless wonder.
- Endless wonder.
- Endless wonder? - Endless wonder.
- Endless wonder.
- Endless Wonder.