House Husbands (2012) s05e07 Episode Script

1 I know I don't deserve another chance, but you and Atticus, are everything that I've got.
You moving in is enough for Atticus to get used to at the moment, so let's just keep the pregnancy between us, okay? We're having a baby.
No one's meant to know.
Are you sure you want to keep working here, though? I mean, you might want more space once you have the baby.
I trusted you against every instinct, and within 24 hours you're telling Mark about the baby - no one was meant to know about - I'm sorry.
Can I say goodbye properly? I'll handle it.
(SNIFFLES) I'm gonna have to cancel my sublet.
Or you can stay at my place, AKA the doghouse.
(CHILDREN SCREAM AND LAUGH) You're still not finished! What's it look like? The grand opening's in two days.
I'm working on it.
You can't put a price on kids' excitement.
I could give you a quote.
Geoffrey, meet Lewis.
Geoffrey? Oh, you must have heard Tilda talk about Geoffrey.
The grade five mascot.
Everyone's crazy about Geoffrey.
Aren't they, my little darling? Hmm? Hmm? Oh I have to look after the neighbour's dog till the enclosure's finished.
I'm sure there are tons of families that would like to look after a rabbit.
Geoffrey's incentive for you to finish on time.
No.
No.
NICK: Cute couple.
Pets really do look like their owners.
Hey Oi! Come back here! Oh! (GROANS) Geoffrey! - What have you done? - You let him go! Do you ever take responsibility for anything? - Your gambling? Your - Shush! Rabbits are tough.
He'll be all right.
Geoffrey's cashed in his carrots.
(THEME MUSIC) Pass me that piece over there.
- I think it's this bit here, mate.
- Oh, is it? okay.
I would have been here for hours by myself.
Use me while you've got me.
Things looking up with Rachel? Well, I'm father of her baby.
I mean, she can't shut me out forever.
I can't wait to be a dad.
You'll be awesome at it.
Rachel's got her first scan this arvo.
Yeah? Are you going? I wasn't invited.
Maybe you shouldn't wait to be invited.
(GROANS) Partner couldn't make it? I don't have a partner.
Here we go.
Well, it's not twins.
Oh, hallelujah.
Embryo's in a good position.
And there's the heartbeat.
93 beats per minute.
That's slower than we'd like.
Well, hasn't exactly run a marathon.
At this stage, anything under 100 is cause for concern.
You need a blood test to make sure you're hCG levels are moving in the right direction.
Are you saying I could lose it? We just need to do these tests.
(LIFT BELL DINGS) Oh, Rachel! Did you just have your dating scan? - Yeah.
- How did it go? Ah, perfect.
Good size, strong heartbeat.
Oh, such a relief, isn't it? Yeah.
See you.
Hey! You shouldn't be here.
How are you? Thought I could drive you to your scan.
Yeah, I've already done it.
I changed the appointment.
I wanted to be there.
Well, better I did it on my own.
How's the mini-us? Look, it's really just a bunch of cells.
Our cells.
Have you got a due date yet? Goodbye, Nick.
Hey! Going to work at Rachel's again? Yeah, well, this is my place of work now.
Well, better get to it.
Phew.
That's rank.
Nick dropped a bass drum on a rabbit.
Oh, did he? Are you serious? Tell me that's not Geoffrey.
What do you know about Geoffrey? Geoffrey's like a member of the family to Poppy.
Oh, no.
It is? Don't tell Poppy.
Don't tell anyone.
What about Miss Looby? I've got till the opening of the animal farm to find a look-alike.
No, wait! You cannot put the kids' mascot in a rubbish bin.
It's a rabbit.
We've all eaten one.
It's a pet! It has to have a burial.
(SLAMS BIN LID) TILDA: Where is he? - Who? - Geoffrey.
Miss Looby said we're looking after him for a couple of days.
- The other kids are so jealous.
- (LAUGHS) Right, well, Geoffrey's at the vet's.
What's wrong with him? He's just having some checks.
I hope they don't take long.
Mum said he can sleep in my room.
Checks? I didn't want to worry Tilda, but Geoffrey might be crook.
What sort of crook? Vet said something about myxomatosis.
He's dying? I should get another opinion? What is that smell? Oh, it's a steak.
Past its use-by date.
I'll bury it.
The most important day of my life, she's shutting me out.
She probably just needs to get her head around things, you know.
Was it black marking over the right eye? What? Geoffrey.
- Who? - The rabbit.
The ex-rabbit.
I'm trying to find a replacement, but I can't remember his marking.
Yeah, well, I didn't get a good look at him before - Before you flattened him.
- You let him go! Hey, guys, less blame game, more game plan.
Okay? (CLEARS THROAT) There's been a hitch with the animal enclosure.
What kind of a hitch? Oh, delays.
Supplier's out of rabbit mesh.
Well, did you try another hardware store? Statewide shortage, apparently.
So, sadly, I'll have to down tools.
Delay could be a couple of days.
You told me that you'd have it finished for the opening.
Oh, yeah, sure, if want me to deliver a substandard animal enclosure.
But I thought I was building an animal dream home.
We have a verbal contract, Lewis Crabb.
I don't control the supply chain.
I want that animal enclosure delivered on time, on budget! And that means the day after tomorrow.
(DOG HOWLS) MARK: Please, tell me you're not digging up Geoffrey.
(QUIETLY) Your conscience caused this problem.
I didn't want to bury him in the first place.
He's forgotten the victim's appearance.
No, I haven't.
He killed it before I got a proper look.
Get that out of my eyes.
- We have to tell the truth.
- No, we don't! We're digging up a dead rabbit.
Yeah, Nick's right.
We need to come clean.
I'll take the fall.
No one's saying anything.
Now Oh! Oh Someone has to open the bag so I can take a photo.
Well, I'm I'm holding the torch, so Okay.
Eugh! Oh, I'm so sorry, Geoffrey.
It's nice to see someone showing some compassion.
He only knew him for a few seconds.
Well, he's emotional.
Rachel had her first ultrasound without him.
Quick! - (CAMERA CLICKS) - (GROANS) We're looking for a rabbit.
Male.
- Average height.
- Short tail.
With a black patch around its right eye.
(QUIETLY) Is it okay if we dye its fur? No.
Okay, thanks very much.
Okay, cheers.
Bye.
Of course I've looked after a rabbit before.
My last one? I had it about Look, we will treat that bunny as if it's one of our own kids.
Hello? What did she say? She fears for our kids.
(WATER RUNNING) - You okay, Mum? - Yeah.
Ooh! Don't squeeze me too hard.
Why? Mummy doesn't feel very well.
Just need a bit of alone time, okay? Why don't you go and do a drawing? BOY: Look who's come to play.
Atticus.
Is Mum okay? Yeah, she's in the bath.
Did you tell her you were coming over? She'll be worried.
She'll be happy.
She wants to be alone.
I'm sure she didn't say that.
Brought my footy cards.
Hey! I'll be back in a tick.
Oh! Atticus, where have you been? - I was worried - He came to see me.
What were you thinking? Hey, we need to talk about this.
Was going to Justin's your idea, was it? No, of course not.
- Goodnight.
- Rachel Rachel, what have you told him about us? That you won't be living here anymore.
Yeah, well, I need you to tell him the truth.
Not the details.
But he needs to know that it was my fault.
Oh, don't worry, I'll make that very clear.
- Mark.
- Mmm? What are you doing? Just watching her last day of innocence.
Oh, for goodness sake, stop being so dramatic.
Poppy is doing a one hour human development talk tomorrow.
Yeah, but once she knows all that stuff, it's so complicated.
I bet if we had a son, you would be rapt he was learning about the birds and the bees.
No, I'd be emotional.
- Wouldn't you? - No! She's more than ready, and she probably knows half of it anyway.
No! I just hope the presenter's up to it.
My first sex ed class was so confusing, I had to go out and do my own research.
Okay, I don't need to know about that.
What was yours like? Can't remember.
Explains a lot.
Are you still sad, Mum? (SIGHS) I'm okay.
How's my favourite boy? I miss Nick.
Why can't he come live with us? Nick's a bit of a train wreck at the moment, darling.
Will he get better? I really don't know.
Come on, school.
MARK: I can't believe Abi's so blase about this whole human development thing.
JUSTIN: Maybe Abi should be taking the class.
Yeah, well, maybe then she'd understand what a big deal it is.
- Mmm.
- How is Operation Rabbit Swap going? I found something vaguely similar but they're asking 600 bucks.
- For a rabbit? - They must sense your desperation.
Have you told Gemma and Tilda about (WHISTLES) squeak? - Just - Thanks, Dad.
No, they don't suspect a thing.
And they won't if you keep your mouths shu Miss Looby, you look ravishing this morning.
How's my beautiful boy? Yeah, I'm all right.
I meant Geoffrey.
Oh, he's good as gold.
I was wondering, do you have any more just like him? For the animal farm? - No, for me! - Oh! Can't get enough of the little fella.
Then there's good news.
There'll be another litter in two months.
Oh, I can't wait that long.
Does he have any brothers? No, Geoffrey's an only child.
It's quite rare you know.
Is it? He's my lucky charm.
Nick, can I see you in my office? I've had several calls from concerned parents about a gambling addict teaching their kids.
Their words, not mine.
I don't know how they found out.
I could take a guess.
I've also heard that there is a petition going around.
A petition? - To get rid of me? - Mm-hm.
Good morning, guys.
CHILDREN: Good morning, Mr Gazecki.
So, a small class today? Everybody else is in the library.
Miss Looby said they could read.
They said their parents won't let them do music anymore.
'Cause they're unhappy with you.
CHILD: Why don't they like you? Um All you need to know is that there's some things being said about me that might not be true.
So, who wants to play some music? Get your instruments.
Nice one, loose lips.
What did you call me? Thanks to your blabbing in the playground, the parents have got a petition to get rid of me.
It's going round if you want to sign it.
A petition? He shouldn't be teaching our kids anyway.
He's nothing but a rabbit-killing gambler.
He's sorting himself out.
Look, we started this, we should finish it.
Look, you should talk to Looby.
Oh, fat chance.
Then I'll do it.
And tell her about Geoffrey while I'm at it Here she comes.
Here she comes.
Oh! Miss Looby, look The woman taking the human development class has called in sick.
- Oh, what a shame.
- (SIGHS) So I thought the children could come and help you finish building the animal enclosure and then I can take Geoffrey off your hands.
Oh, well, there's no need to cancel the human development class.
Mark's got someone that could fill in.
- I do? - Mm-hm.
Oh, I do! I do.
(CHUCKLES) - Mark - We've got a bit of a situation.
Is Poppy okay? Yep, she's she's fine.
I'm just wondering what time Gemma gets off her shift.
Uh, yeah, we're both almost done.
Why? I'm just wondering if she could fill in for the human development teacher.
- She's called a sickie.
- Why Gemma? Oh, well, you know, she's a doctor, she's brilliant, she's really good with kids.
(LAUGHS) What about me? Uh I didn't think you were into that sort of thing.
What do you mean? Do you think you could do it? Of course I can do it.
- Oh, brilliant.
It's in an hour.
- Ah.
What was that about? Mark just tricked me into taking the sex ed class.
(LAUGHS) You are helping me.
GEMMA: Oh, I printed this off the government website.
I just thought it might be helpful.
I'm a doctor.
I think I know how to talk about human development.
Yeah, I just It's a bit more age specific.
Kids hate it when you talk down to them.
Hi! For those of you who don't know me, I'm Dr Albert, and this is my assistant, Gemma.
Or Dr Crabb.
Reproduction among humans typically occurs by a penile-vaginal penetration.
- Oh, maybe - I've got it.
- Okay.
- Thanks.
Male orgasm involves muscular contractions which deliver semen containing male gametes known as spermatozoa.
Okay, fine, let's simplify it.
Monsters don't marry penguins.
Maybe we could do it without the monster and Maybe you could stop interrupting me.
So, when a man loves a woman What about families with two dads? Or two mums.
They are excellent questions, but let's start with a man and a woman.
After some kissing and a bit of playing, the man puts his torch in the woman's cave.
- GIRL: Then she gets pregnant? - Yep.
How does the lady know if the torch made her cave pregnant? Does she get fat straight away? Well, it's quite complicated.
Uh, you're the assistant.
- Remember? - Yes.
To find out if she's pregnant, the woman wees on a stick.
But not just any old stick, a pregnancy test.
Oh, hang on, I've brought one from the hospital.
Now, if two lines appear voilà, she's having a baby.
So that's what these are.
I thought they were thermometers.
Is my mum having a baby? If it's a girl, she can play with Georgia.
Okay, let's not get ahead of ourselves.
So, did Nick put his torch in Atticus' mum's cave? GIRL: Is a teacher allowed to do that? Help! Sorry.
I'm just the assistant.
Delusional reproductive ideas, a timely pregnancy announcement, fuel for a school scandal.
Clearly they deserve a lot more respect.
(SCOFFS) Fairy tales.
Seriously, I grew up with bumping uglies and afternoon delights, and no one ever said what they meant.
And we didn't know how to ask about it.
Caves and torches? Really? A gross error of judgement.
We are really sorry.
And that is how I will be framing it in the letter I'll be sending home with the children tonight.
I hope that you will reflect upon it and return tomorrow with a more honest approach.
Tomorrow? (SCOFFS) We foster resilience here at the school, Abi.
So if you botch something up, like you did today, you get to do it all again.
Dad! Hey! There she is.
Mwah! - What did you learn in school today? - That Rachel's having a baby.
I beg your pardon? Mum, you're having a baby.
- Who told you? - I found a stick with two lines.
You wee'd on it.
Who taught you about pregnancy tests? Abi taught us.
You told Atticus' whole class I'm pregnant.
No, no, I We were talking about pregnancy tests Yeah, and Atticus put two and two together.
You're part of this? I'm really more of an assistant.
You're gonna start showing soon anyhow.
You all right? The baby's heartbeat's weak.
What are your hCG levels? Did Dr Dalton write you a pathology form? I threw it in the bin.
If I'm gonna lose this baby, I don't want to know about it till it's happening.
Rachel, you can't be like that.
You need to look after yourself.
What does Nick think? He doesn't know and I don't want him to.
I know your relationship's going through a rough patch, but do you think Nick should be a part of this? It's not a rough patch.
I don't think I can trust him.
If the pregnancy's viable, I'm raising this baby without Nick.
JUSTIN: It all started with the dead rabbit.
- LEWIS: Eh? - The bad luck.
Looby did tell you Geoffrey was her lucky charm.
- Ever since you killed it - Nick killed him.
that's when it all started.
- Oh, here he is.
- Yeah.
Look, about that rumour that some of the parents - It's under control.
- That's a relief.
- I quit.
- What? Yeah, I'm applying for a job in Sydney.
Your timing's a bit off.
What about your family situation? Rachel doesn't want me around.
What about the kids? You're their favourite.
They'll all be better off without me.
I've heard that said a million times and it's crap.
My dad doing a runner stuffed me up and it's still messing with Rafiq.
So if you're gonna bail on everyone that loves you, at least admit it's because you're too gutless to stay.
(KNOCKS ON DOOR) Nick! Hey, mate! Oh! Is your mum around? - She's having a lie down.
- Is she all right? Growing a baby makes you tired.
Are you tired too? She told you she was pregnant? I found the stick she wee'd on.
Oh! Wow! Okay, um, well, you make sure Mum gets some rest and um, tell her I'll pop around, all right? (SIGHS) Mate, look, I know that your mum not talking to me, and me moving out must be confusing for you.
Mum says you're a train wreck.
Oh Cool.
Atticus, I told you not to open the door without me.
But it's Nick! Yeah, well, Nick shouldn't be coming round without being invited.
- Rachel - Hey! It's my house too.
And I say Nick can come whenever he wants.
Thanks for that.
Look, I get that you need your space, but wouldn't it be better if I could talk to Nick about the baby? - We're gonna be a family.
- No, we're not.
Rachel, you've got to understand that I still Please, just leave me alone.
Okay.
Okay.
Atticus? Can you open the door, please? I'm sorry I didn't tell you about the baby.
Just it's a bit early to get excited yet.
When I was 11, I locked myself in my bedroom for a whole weekend.
Refused to talk to my mum.
Just passed notes under the door with my demands.
You know you can talk to me about anything you want to.
I wish you moved out instead of Nick.
I hate you! (SIGHS, SOBS) So, if you go in a cave with a torch, you come out with a baby.
Actually, wait.
You don't get pregnant right away.
First you have to wee on a stick.
- Is this what you taught them? - No! Maybe.
(SIGHS) My lesson was even worse than the one I had as a kid.
If you don't set them straight, they're gonna do their own research.
- No, they won't.
- Well, you did.
Well, Looby has me repeating the class tomorrow anyway.
Can you help? Well, you do need someone sensible there.
How about you try it? You go in the cave.
LEWIS: So, torches and caves, eh? There's something I need to know first.
- Wasn't Abi's lesson thorough enough? - Hmm.
Tilda's really worried about Geoffrey.
I told her, he's at the vet's.
He's been in there for a while.
Myxomatosis is a pretty simple diagnosis.
They think it's something less serious.
In sexier news You you know what.
You have been acting very strangely lately.
You and your cronies.
What's the name of the vet? Dr Harry? Tell me the truth, Lewis.
Or your torch won't be getting turned on for a long time.
Nick dropped a bass drum on Geoffrey.
- He's buried in the backyard.
- No! I've tried to find a replacement but he his markings are ridiculously rare.
I know you're gonna tell me to fess up to Looby.
And you're right.
- It's probably time.
- No! - No? - No! You don't want to be known as the bunny killer.
I don't want to be known as the bunny killer's wife.
You need to find a doppelganger.
Doesn't matter about the cost.
Really? Now, let's never speak of this again.
How much? Bloody hell! - What, is its fur made of gold? - (CLUNKING) No, no.
No, I'll be there.
(ADAMANTLY) I'll be there.
Are you all right? Rachel? I'm not some damsel in distress, if that's what you're thinking.
Distress, yes.
Damsel Hilarious.
I'll give this back to Nick before he moves to Sydney.
Sydney? Well, you said you wanted him out of your life.
Not in an interstate way.
Well, you might want to explain that to him.
(EXHALES) He's ruining my life.
Atticus has turned against me.
Kid's confused.
What with everything going on at school and new brother or sister on the way.
Nick's not ready to be a father.
None of us are ready to be a father.
But we get there in the end.
Is this about Nick or Atticus' dad? This has nothing to do with my past.
I never loved Atticus' dad the way I l Like you can talk about ex-partners.
Mmm, things will get better soon, now that I've lifted the curse.
What? I found the perfect rabbit.
Oh, go away, Lewis.
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACH) Having a bet, eh? You're not helping the situation.
You'll just be proving the idiots right.
What do you think of my furry friend? - I have to go.
- Why don't I call your counsellor? Thanks, but it's none of your business.
- Sydney's a bad idea.
- Not for me it isn't.
Look, I know Rachel's freezing you out but it's not gonna last forever.
How would you know? Because she told me she still loves you.
Yeah, 'cause you guys are besties.
Even more reason to believe it.
- Can I go now? - No, you're not going anywhere.
You've gotta stay and help me open this animal farm.
For the kids.
All right, see you.
Rachel! Hey! What's happened? I've started spotting.
Oh, come straight through.
Hey.
Look, although it's scary, spotting is not uncommon in healthy pregnancies.
What about a slow heartbeat? I'm gonna check it now.
Any cramping? Okay.
There's no heartbeat now, is there? Hang on.
(ULTRASOUND ECHOES) All right, it's still a little bit slow.
I'd like to check your beta hCG levels.
Is it time to call Nick? No.
You don't have to go through this alone, you know.
Yes, I do.
Why do we have to do human development again? Because I led you astray with my first lesson.
And we don't want any budding electricians to be scared of torches or budding explorers to be scared of caves Forget it, Mark! (MUMBLES) I thought you said you weren't gonna disrespect your assistant.
I'm not disrespecting you.
- Well, you're interrupting - Guys! Right, let's drop the cave and torch analogy and let's talk about vaginas and penises.
You guys don't have to babysit me.
Well, it's about getting this done before Looby has rabbits of her own.
Oh, she's never gonna know that's not the real bunny.
- What was that, Lewis? - Eh Oh! He was just telling Nick how right on schedule we are.
Good.
Because we are gonna be front page of the local paper.
- Oh! - Ha! Slow news day.
This is a big deal for our school community.
Isn't it, Geoffrey? Miss Looby, um is the gate in the right spot? - What? - We don't have time to move it.
Why ask me? Mr Gazecki, does your presence mean that you've changed your mind about leaving? I'm not here by choice.
Shutting down the rumour mill would be a start.
Damage has been done.
Is now a good time to go and clean out my classroom? No.
Wait till after the grand opening.
But mostly it's about respect for yourself and respect for others.
Any questions? Yes, Zac? Is it true that Nick's quit forever? I don't know.
Do you know? Well, it depends on what you mean by 'quit' and 'forever'.
Dad, we just need a yes or no answer.
That's a yes.
- Dad! - Hey, baby.
Almost finished? Not you too.
Geoffrey! Uh-oh! Oh, you're kidding.
Come on.
SONG: Take what you need but - Geoffrey! - His name's not Geoffrey! - Like a rodent's gonna know that.
- Whoa! Rabbits aren't rodents, you idiot! - So when the devil comes calling - Over here! You better send him away, so And catch your ambitions off square in your head 'Cause when you start feeling anxious Get out of your bed 'Cause when your heart's full of dancin' You better dance till you're dead Maybe your luck's changing.
You better stop and smell the roses - You've got the blood results? - Mmm.
Your beta hCG levels are 79,000.
Is that bad? It's perfectly fine.
It wouldn't hurt to have another ultrasound just for reassurance.
Thank you.
Hey.
(GROANS) Here we go.
Oop.
Check out your new digs, fellas! In you go, Geoffrey.
Okay, the photographer's arrived.
I just need everybody on their best behaviour.
- Okay? - We're done here.
Ladies and gentlemen, members of the press, children No, no.
Ladies and gentlemen, children, members of the press Ladies and gentlemen, children, members of the press.
Yeah, that's better.
How was the human development reboot? Oh, I think they learnt something.
Oh, they were bored out of the minds.
At least they're not scared of torches anymore.
I want Poppy to be scared of torches for the rest of her life.
I love the animal house, Dad.
It's pretty cool, huh? Hey, uh, where are your brothers? - Where's Poppy? - Where's Tilda? RACHEL: Atticus? LEWIS: Where are our kids? JUSTIN: They haven't come out.
Well, Mrs Rodriguez must have kept them back.
Mrs Rodriguez is right there.
Hey, the classroom's empty.
- What? - Yeah.
The opening's in half an hour.
And we're missing some of the children.
LEWIS: It's locked.
Kids, come on! That's enough.
Tilda, open the door.
That's Atticus' handwriting.
What does it say? "We'll only talk to Nick.
" Guys, I'm here now.
You can come out.
What's this? "Only if you stay at Nepean South.
" - "Can you please bring us pizza?" - (MARK CHUCKLES) - "And chocolate.
" - (MARK LAUGHS) Look, even if I wanted to stay, there's a bunch of parents that don't want me here, so Look, come on out.
You've worried everyone enough.
Back to you guys.
How do we change the other parents' minds? (CLUCKING) (BLEATING) (OINKING) (LAUGHS) Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls and members of the press to the official opening of the Nepean South Animal Farm and Sustainability Corner.
Um, this is a huge moment for our school community.
But first, I would like to thank Lewis Crabb and his friends for the countless hours they spent building our beautiful enclosure.
Thank you so much.
It's really beautiful.
We love it.
(CHANTING) We want Nick! We want Nick! We want Nick! We want Nick! Children, children, this is not the time or the place now.
We want Nick! We want Nick! We want Nick! - We want Nick! - This is not We want Nick! We want Nick! We want Nick! - Pull them into line.
- We want Nick! We want Nick! We want Nick! Guys, I think you've made your point.
- We want Nick! We want Nick! - Stop! Stop! I'm not sure that I'm worthy of a protest.
But I have to say I love your rhythm.
Actually, while I've got your attention, there's something that I need to say.
Uh I wasn't sure what to expect when I first came here, but after just one lesson I felt totally at home.
Everyone expects teachers to be perfect, but we're not.
We're just human.
I have made some mistakes, but if you give me a second chance, I'll do everything I can to make it right.
I can't imagine not being surrounded by you all.
One person in particular, the most important person in my life, Rachel.
Thank you so much for coming today.
It was really great.
Thank you.
- NICK: Soft, isn't he? - CHILDREN: Yeah.
Careful with the chooks.
You hijacked my big day.
I know.
I'm sorry about that.
The parents have approached me, who wanted you gone.
You don't need to clear out your classroom.
(CHUCKLES) Sorry I've been so mean.
I've been meaner.
Meanies unite? Can Nick move back in now? We could ask him.
I hope it's a boy.
Can I go talk to him? Speech was a bit long.
The protest was just right.
I don't think you're a train wreck.
Thank you.
(BLEATING, CLUCKING) (CROWING) Oooh! How's my little Geoffrey? Couldn't be more alive.
This isn't Geoffrey.
Of course it is.
Yeah, he's just changed a bit with age.
Male rabbits can't get pregnant.
Lewis? DOCTOR: Here we go again.
(ULTRASOUND ECHOES) NICK: So small.
It's only eight weeks.
Eight weeks and three days.
And the heartbeat? 145 beats per minute.
Is that good? That's right where we'd like it to be.
In the episode that will have Australia hooked.
A family under threat.
I'm gonna report you to the police.
Don't screw up.
Who takes the law into their own hands.
It's all a bit Thelma and Louise.
In a must see night of drama.
We're taking you into custody, under arrest for assault.