Regular Show (2010) s05e08 Episode Script

Private property, boys.
Hit the road.
Is that real cop? I am not a cop, I am your worst nightmare.
Hey, hey, stop it! Nice costume loser.
Happy Hallowe But the maniac was calling from outside of the house Wait,is that right? I mean I mean inside the house! Bad tale, bad! Seirously, that made my ear sad bro.
There is no way you are winning the bet.
Bet? Yep, Pops.
Whoever tells the scariest story wins the pot.
Our halloween candy.
And whoever tells the worst story, probably Thomas, has to wear their costume until thanksgiving.
What a bet.
Your turn, Rigby.
Any up.
We open on Mordicai eating cereal.
What is that? Today I am a man, Mordicai! My trembling days are over.
I ordered a real bed with pillow covers and everything.
What the How did you afford it? I've been saving up all year.
Every time I found a penny instead of huckling it at traffic I put them into a jar.
Those things are impossible to put together, dude.
What ever, I am a man now.
And man build things.
Besides, it comes with tools.
Good luck! I don't need luck cause it gonna be easy.
So easy.
Done! Done! Thanks for your help, Skips Yeah don't mention it.
Alright time to try this baby out! Oh yeah! Have you purchase a bed recently? Yes.
It may have been a fatal mistake.
During a shoot out with police,dangerous murder Johnny Allenwrench Identifiable by his gold tooth.
Fallen to a umak machine.
And it's manufactured into a bed.
Due to a clerical error it was shipped off to stores.
The company has issued a recall on all killurgen bed.
I feel bad for the losers who got that one.
I am one of those losers.
And so people with beds are at threat levelâ€"bed.
This just in.
Police experts has track the specific bed with the murder in it.
If your bed has the following sku, You are sleeping on a killer.
The last number kinda smuged I can't really make it out.
It's a 8! An 8.
No! What's the deal with Rigby? Oh, he got a new bed or something Nobody cares, dude.
I can use a little help guys.
It's just a bed, dude.
You sleep in it.
Oh, that's it.
Rigby, stop messing around.
What the Rigby! Careful with that L-end wrench That was a firm mattress.
What's going on? Back off, man.
Or the chick get wrenched.
Dude, he is super strong, Benson.
Oh, I've got powers,too.
Powers of negotiation.
Let Rigby go! You will call the cops! We won't call the cops if you let him go.
Right guys? I've been on the run so long.
I am just tired, man.
Look I am the park manager here.
I can give you a job.
You do that?You do that for old Johnny Allenwrench? Yeah, you don't have to run anymore.
You will start tomorrow.
No! Way to plan that ambush, Rigby.
Way to lie to his face, Benson.
Hey! It's call .
negotiating! Rigby, you are getting all the promotions.
Wait, did he just say Rigby will get all the promotions? Now that's a story, fools! Eh, I can do better.
What? Why don't you put your candy to where your mouth is? So you want me to eat it? No.
I mean put it on the table.
That what I thought you meant! - Then do it then! - I will! This one is gonna make you have to change your chones.
Man! Just disposal these pumpkins is the best job Benson ever gave us! It's time like this I know I'm in the right profession! Oh man.
Last one.
How do we even I mean, what do we even I know what to do.
Hey, where are we? I don't know.
Looks like some kind of abandoned pumpkin patch? Oh, right bros! We hit the jackpot! This party is gonna a whole lot pumpkin-ier! Are you sure we are supposed to smash this? This is pretty far away.
I take my orders very seriously! Benson said ALL the pumpkins.
Woah! Check that out! Hey where did you get your cloth? Out of my mom's dress? Dude, what are you doing? This is the perfect time to brush up on my clown work! Hey it's just a joke.
You seem a little stuck up.
Stuck up on that pole.
Smash all you want but leave these two pumpkin lovers alone.
Oh man.
That justs make me want to smash them more.
Then let's do it! It's the circle of life or whatever.
- I think we should go.
- But we're supposed to! go smash these pumpkins! That's what I thought! All right.
I got this one.
- Now go for the dude! - A-haha okay.
Fives! Fives! FIves! - Just do it bro! - Okay, I'll just grab his head now.
You! You smash my hot wife, now you will reap what you've sowed! Fives! Just face through man! You boys want to smash some pumpkins? Let's smash some pumpkins! Scattered! Serpentine! Serpentine! Mordecai! Where are you! Ah! Not the face! I hope you like squash! There's no way you can get me in here.
Gotcha! Remember to roll.
Got a ripe one here! Just in time for FALL! Show yourself! Please bro, let me go.
I didn't know that sign was serious.
Of course it was! She was my soul mate! You'll find someone else! You think it's that easy to meet someone else?! To get me started on dating! It is time to join your pump-kin! Wait.
Does that even make sense? That'll teach 'em.
That's a wired looking scarecrow.
Yeah.
Mamm mamm I want one of those Kid you don't want one of those There are choices over there I am not right Me, either Now that's the story ladies You guys just don't get the twist ending.
It's suppose to be ironic You are lucky than Thomas' story with such a pie or you'd have been stucked at that costume for weeks What is it suppose to be anyway? Peanut butter on bread,bro I even use the real deal.
Anybody hungry? Sick! That's the Thomas's story of costume Shut it! you haven't see the whole thing.
Starla.
Hi, Mitch.
Do you prefer creamy or chunky? Anybody else have a story? What a night! At least I made the What? I miss the party? Not technically The party was over when Scottie leaves.
Isn't that right, Scottie? Yeah man Unbeliveable! This is what I get for doing your chores.
Dude is that candy? Confiscated candy.
I got them from a couple of parkers who against no thanks to you What you guys doing anyway? We're playing a scared story game whoever tells the best scariest story wins everyone's Hollowend candy And whoever tells the lamest story has to wear their costume to Thanksgiving dinner.
You got cold? Muscle Man So how about that ?Benson you in? Do you get anything better than the custome? It all took place during the morning meeting just like other morning meetings Well,I guess that just about does it.
Hanging the Halloween's signs,the pumpking,oh yeah ,there is one more thing We should all get out here because there's gonna be a 200 years old Polter guy in the house tonight Posted guys? Are you serious? That sounds awesome No ,not awesome Remember all the things people were seeing back the 1980s? like Ferguson,Regis,Wigner there was actually a guy seeing them 200 years ago.
And his name was Jebediah Townhouse.
He was the previous owener of the house Everything he ever said and did was 200 years ahead of his time.
What's up? what' up? What's popin, Homies? Because he was so head of his time The town folks knew it can only need one thing Witch, witch! Can't touch me up here, suckers.
Get down here，Jebediah! So we can kill you,you witch calm down,no need for harsh words Brother Townhouse,please come down here so we may kill you I will show you I will come back 200 years,everbody gonna be talking like me I will be the king of the world But we will all be a long gone in 200 years I will just kill whoever in my house then He infused his soul into the house silently waiting for 200 years to return And tonight is the night he comes back So we should all get out here before he get started Maybe if Jebediah Townhouse doesn't see anybody he goes away.
Lame! If you want the house yourself you just aks Benson,the story doesn't even make any sense Sense or no sense,he is coming There are plenty of ducuments down the hall rocks back this up.
Benson superstitious, Benson superstitious He is also very scared.
He shake his branches Yes, very scared That's why I am leaving.
So should you.
Trust me,it's the only chance for survive.
Dudes,dude, I just got an idea We should all come back tonight and see who can stay in the house the longest Now we're talking We should make it little more interesting How so? We should all put 20 bucks and then whoever stays the longest can keep all the money Wait,wait that's like Alright,Let's do it Pops Pops Where you at? where you at? Dude,Pops, what's wrong? Jebediah Townhouse He spoke to me in my phonograph.
Dude, Pops, Jebediah Townhouse isn't real.
Yeah, if you try to scare us to get the 100 bucks, it's not gonna work.
But I don't want the hundred dollars, I'm already rich! Ah, come on! We were about to put hurt on that fool! Alright, everyone stay cool.
What's that noise? It's him it's Jebediah Townhouse! Oh, no! Dude, you might be right, Pops! He's come to get YOU!!! Knock it off, dude.
It's probably nothing.
Rigby, go open the door.
No, you go.
I don't want whatever is out there killin' me so I don't get my 100 bucks.
Alright, well I'll go.
What's your deal, bros? Dude, Muscle man, you scared us to death! What's your problem?! Just having a little fun, bro.
You think I was gonna come over and not try to scare you? That hundred bucks is as good as mine.
Dude, what are you wearing on your head? Fives doesn't have a raincoat,so I'm covering him from this strom with this garbage pail.
Geez, you don't have to go crazy on me with this golf club.
Now, let's see who can stay in the house the longest.
Fine Nice, you probably gonna win.
Your turn, Pops.
It's him It's Jebediah Townhouse! Where? I don't see anything.
Yeah, you're freaking me out,Pops! I can't take this! All these scary stuff is making me hungry! Come on, Fives! I wonder if they have anymore of those frozen burritos.
Yeah, that'll be awesome.
Bean and cheese beef and bean green chilli Nice to meet you fool! What the ?! What's cooked at home skillet? Home skillet? Nobody ever says that anymore, You're couple of dacades too late with that, bro.
Oh yeah? Well, Why you not open my grill?! He's probably eating our food.
He's probably just trying to scare us.
You'd better not eating all our burritos, dude! Muscle Man? Fives? We gotta get out of here! It's real! Muscle Man and High Fives are both being turned into brownies! I knew it will come Wait! Just hang on a second.
If Muscle Man and High Fives goes to both browines Then technically we get more money right? Yeah, you're right.
We should just try to sit this out.
Yes, stick it out to the max! Wait, the max? What? Hey nobody talks like that anymore, man.
What?! Nah, you guys are bugging.
What's this guy even ? You're wean it out, you know? I mean, you guys are totally bogus! No, we don't know, cos no one talks like that anymore, bro.
Oh yeah? Well, get out of my house! RUN!!! Hey yo! Get back here, fools! I know where you live! We gotta get out of here! Jebediah's in the house! Oh yeah! I gotta have my Pops!* Time for some desert! Come on, dude! Let's go! Hey, you dummy don't have a hole pass! Yeah, you gotta have a hole pass, dummies! Dude, the window! It's stuck! What are we gonna do?! The attic! Hurry! Mordecai! Hold me up, quick! Who are we kidding? We should have never done this.
Yeah, I don't even know if I want the hundred bucks anymore.
Since you don't want it, can I just have it? Quick! Up to the roof! I think we're safe up here.
Raise the roof, y'all! Where my home boys at? Where my home boys at? Where they at? Where they at? Make it stop!!! Dude, I can't take this guy anymore.
Forget the 100 bucks, let's get outta here.
Dude, no! It's too far to jump down! Hey, my hairs are totally tobular, get it? TOBULAR!!! I'm going for it! Mordecai! You don't want that, Jebediah Townhouse! Whoop, there it is! Excuse me, anyway, that's my story.
Dude, Benson, that was awesome! I agree! Good show! A story like that deserves all the candy! Hear that Thomas? Looks like you'll stuck in your lame costume till Thanksgiving.
Ah man! Gee, guys, thanks! I'm glad that you like it, because it's all true.
- Huh? - Wait, what? Yep, it's all true.
Jebediah Townhouse actually existed, and he actually vowed to come back in 200 years to haunt whoever was in the house.
But not before signing the deed over to Mr.
Maellard.
Sign this, Boy! Come on, Benson.
Are you being serious? Yes, totally serious.
I don't know guys, I think he's messing with us.
Yes I see yes, good bye! That was Papa,There's a Jebediah Townhouse! Where was he when he's supposed to show up? Yeah, shouldn't we get outta here or something? Looks like my watch is a little fast.
He should have been here five minutes ago.
You should really get your watch fixed, man.
I didn't just crash your party, did I? Jebediah Townhouse, get you in the wrong house! Yeah boys, that what I am talking about.
Happy Halloween, Homies!