Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s05e09 Episode Script
All Your Fault
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time What the? "Mmm, Princess Bubblegum, we are starving.
Immediately send us all of your candy.
How dare you.
Ours, Lemongrabs.
" Bullgunk! I left them a lifetime supply of candy! Hey, Finn! Hey, Jake! Can you come up here? I have a job for you! - Okay! Sorry, CB, we'll finish this up later.
Hey, "Preebs.
" Hey, guys, I got a letter from the Earls of Lemongrab.
They've gone through all the food that I've sent them.
This case contains precious candy seeds for the Lemongrabs to grow new food.
So, I need you two to deliver these seeds to Lemon Castle.
For sure, we'll do it.
Good luck, gentlemen! Hup! Bye, girlfriend! Hey, Lemongrabs! You home? Holy! Jake-Jake-Jake-Jake! Oh, gross! No! Kiss it! Aah! Sorry, dudes, we got no food.
No food.
Hey! Uh! Hey! Weirdos! Get the birthday cake! Are you lemon? Whoa! What the thing is up with this guy? Does your head come to a nub? What? You are un-lemon.
Yeah.
Cool, man.
Hey, do you know wh- I am Lemonjon.
I see you made it past our lemon mmm "mmer-ringue-gerie.
" Wait.
What? They're quite hungry.
Yeah, what the heck's going on here? There is no food only lemons.
Lemons with bellies empty but for their lemon lusts.
Whatever, Lemonjon.
We've got to give those dumb butts these seeds.
Where should we go? Mmmmmmmmm My senses tell me that they're in the dungeon.
They've been there for three weeks.
Three weeks, dungeon.
I wonder who put them in there? I don't know, but we gotta bust them out! Which way to the dungeon, Lemonjon? - Oh, cool.
- Thanks, man! Yeah, thanks, man! Hmm! Hmm.
Yo, lemonwipes! Euch.
Uh, maybe we should hold hands for safety.
Yeah, sure.
So, where do you want to look ne Nyah! Uh, Finn?! Oh, sorry, dude! Stay close to me.
Nope! Aah! I think this is it.
All locked up.
There they are! Hey, Lemongrabs, we're here! We're gonna get you out! Just hold tight! Go away.
No food here.
Maybe the kidnapper's in there, too, coercing them.
It's probably the grossest one of all, too beet-red skin, barf, poopin' all its junk-sculpture.
Ugh, stop it.
You're just makin' it worse.
Let's just get this over with.
Lemongrabs, you are free! They broke the door! The door is broken now! Fix the door! Fix the door? What? What? Fix the door? Fix? What? What's going on here? "Fix the door?" Finn, what's going on? "Fix the door?" It doesn't matter anymore.
There is no more candy to hoard.
Let them keep what crumbs they find.
For there are no crumbs.
Noo crummbbss! Are you saying you locked yourselves down here with all the food so you could eat it yourselves? You know there's guys starvin' up there?! Mm, no, no.
You do not understand.
It is not us for whom they starve, but them.
For whom they starve.
Mm, yes, yes.
For the candy food was not consumed.
No, no.
But was given life.
Wha? You see, Finn when mother-princess last visited Lemongrab When she saw fit to create me Lemongrab She left behind a little something-something the secret formula for creating candy life.
She must've meant for us to have it to keep making more family.
Yes, yes, all her fault.
What? What'd you say? I said all her fault.
Oh! Indeed! For once we had commenced, how could we desist? I looked deep in myself and found that I'm a guy who can't stop making candy life from the food he needs.
Me too.
It just felt so pretty okay inside, greeting each new placid face And hearing each new piercing song.
We used the last of the food to make "Plop-Top" here.
Hmm.
I thought we said "Dump-Dome.
" Who cares anyway?! They've brought no food! We're all going to die! Look, we brought these seeds.
They're special candy seeds.
You can grow new food now.
Oh, yes.
Mmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm, yes.
Ooh.
Yes, yes.
There we go! We'll call you "Seed-Wad.
" Ooh.
You really are gonna die.
And all your boys, too.
Our boys? Come on, we'll take you to see Princess Bubblegum.
She knows more about candy than anyone.
She built a whole kingdom out of candy.
Yes, okay.
For our boys.
But first we will notify the children of our impending departure.
So they won't worry about us while we're away.
Okay, yes, the hard times are over.
Here's the plan.
We will go to the Candy Kingdom and take all their candy from them.
Then we will give that candy precious life and build a candy army so we may then go forth and pillage candy for all to eat! - Now go, young Lemonjon! - Go! Go! Go, go, go, go, go, go! What's going on, Lemongrabs?! - It's all your fault! - All your fault! We warned you! We warned you about us! Aaaaah! What the? Whoooooa! Jake, are you all right? Yeah, but look! He's heading right for the Candy Kingdom! And he's too big to duke it out with.
Unless Giant poison candy aspirin.
I've got this one, but it might be too small.
No.
We'll kick him in his heart 'til he's history.
Those must've been Lemonjon's guts we saw before.
His heart is his weak spot.
Yeah, but we'll never find it again in time.
Unless that's it there with the juice comin' out.
Remember all that juice? From before? Oh, yeah, that's probably it.
Whoa! Oh, man! Tastes like vitamins.
Are you sure this is it? It's not even doing anything.
Just smash it already, Grandma.
Right.
Oh, nice one, Jake.
Whoa.
Hold the phone.
What is this powerful new juice coursing fromst my core source? Arrrrrgh! The juice aches! Is this the rumored ache of feeling? The feeling of caring unknown to lemons? New thoughts emerge If I act, the candy people will suffer If I don't, the lemon people will suffer.
The greater good demands but one course only that I dissolve the bonds uniting me and become component to all! Oh, dang.
He turned himself all up into lemon candy.
Man, that Lemonjon's all right.
And there we go.
All done.
The last trace of the candy-life formula is out of their heads.
And I snatched this out the lemon castle, "boyee!" Now we all just have to keep a closer eye on these two so they don't get into any more trouble.
But how come we don't just fix their hearts like we did with Lemonjon so they're more selfless and less selfish? Oh, no, no.
Their hearts are fine.
- They're just like this.
- Mm.
Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree
Immediately send us all of your candy.
How dare you.
Ours, Lemongrabs.
" Bullgunk! I left them a lifetime supply of candy! Hey, Finn! Hey, Jake! Can you come up here? I have a job for you! - Okay! Sorry, CB, we'll finish this up later.
Hey, "Preebs.
" Hey, guys, I got a letter from the Earls of Lemongrab.
They've gone through all the food that I've sent them.
This case contains precious candy seeds for the Lemongrabs to grow new food.
So, I need you two to deliver these seeds to Lemon Castle.
For sure, we'll do it.
Good luck, gentlemen! Hup! Bye, girlfriend! Hey, Lemongrabs! You home? Holy! Jake-Jake-Jake-Jake! Oh, gross! No! Kiss it! Aah! Sorry, dudes, we got no food.
No food.
Hey! Uh! Hey! Weirdos! Get the birthday cake! Are you lemon? Whoa! What the thing is up with this guy? Does your head come to a nub? What? You are un-lemon.
Yeah.
Cool, man.
Hey, do you know wh- I am Lemonjon.
I see you made it past our lemon mmm "mmer-ringue-gerie.
" Wait.
What? They're quite hungry.
Yeah, what the heck's going on here? There is no food only lemons.
Lemons with bellies empty but for their lemon lusts.
Whatever, Lemonjon.
We've got to give those dumb butts these seeds.
Where should we go? Mmmmmmmmm My senses tell me that they're in the dungeon.
They've been there for three weeks.
Three weeks, dungeon.
I wonder who put them in there? I don't know, but we gotta bust them out! Which way to the dungeon, Lemonjon? - Oh, cool.
- Thanks, man! Yeah, thanks, man! Hmm! Hmm.
Yo, lemonwipes! Euch.
Uh, maybe we should hold hands for safety.
Yeah, sure.
So, where do you want to look ne Nyah! Uh, Finn?! Oh, sorry, dude! Stay close to me.
Nope! Aah! I think this is it.
All locked up.
There they are! Hey, Lemongrabs, we're here! We're gonna get you out! Just hold tight! Go away.
No food here.
Maybe the kidnapper's in there, too, coercing them.
It's probably the grossest one of all, too beet-red skin, barf, poopin' all its junk-sculpture.
Ugh, stop it.
You're just makin' it worse.
Let's just get this over with.
Lemongrabs, you are free! They broke the door! The door is broken now! Fix the door! Fix the door? What? What? Fix the door? Fix? What? What's going on here? "Fix the door?" Finn, what's going on? "Fix the door?" It doesn't matter anymore.
There is no more candy to hoard.
Let them keep what crumbs they find.
For there are no crumbs.
Noo crummbbss! Are you saying you locked yourselves down here with all the food so you could eat it yourselves? You know there's guys starvin' up there?! Mm, no, no.
You do not understand.
It is not us for whom they starve, but them.
For whom they starve.
Mm, yes, yes.
For the candy food was not consumed.
No, no.
But was given life.
Wha? You see, Finn when mother-princess last visited Lemongrab When she saw fit to create me Lemongrab She left behind a little something-something the secret formula for creating candy life.
She must've meant for us to have it to keep making more family.
Yes, yes, all her fault.
What? What'd you say? I said all her fault.
Oh! Indeed! For once we had commenced, how could we desist? I looked deep in myself and found that I'm a guy who can't stop making candy life from the food he needs.
Me too.
It just felt so pretty okay inside, greeting each new placid face And hearing each new piercing song.
We used the last of the food to make "Plop-Top" here.
Hmm.
I thought we said "Dump-Dome.
" Who cares anyway?! They've brought no food! We're all going to die! Look, we brought these seeds.
They're special candy seeds.
You can grow new food now.
Oh, yes.
Mmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm, yes.
Ooh.
Yes, yes.
There we go! We'll call you "Seed-Wad.
" Ooh.
You really are gonna die.
And all your boys, too.
Our boys? Come on, we'll take you to see Princess Bubblegum.
She knows more about candy than anyone.
She built a whole kingdom out of candy.
Yes, okay.
For our boys.
But first we will notify the children of our impending departure.
So they won't worry about us while we're away.
Okay, yes, the hard times are over.
Here's the plan.
We will go to the Candy Kingdom and take all their candy from them.
Then we will give that candy precious life and build a candy army so we may then go forth and pillage candy for all to eat! - Now go, young Lemonjon! - Go! Go! Go, go, go, go, go, go! What's going on, Lemongrabs?! - It's all your fault! - All your fault! We warned you! We warned you about us! Aaaaah! What the? Whoooooa! Jake, are you all right? Yeah, but look! He's heading right for the Candy Kingdom! And he's too big to duke it out with.
Unless Giant poison candy aspirin.
I've got this one, but it might be too small.
No.
We'll kick him in his heart 'til he's history.
Those must've been Lemonjon's guts we saw before.
His heart is his weak spot.
Yeah, but we'll never find it again in time.
Unless that's it there with the juice comin' out.
Remember all that juice? From before? Oh, yeah, that's probably it.
Whoa! Oh, man! Tastes like vitamins.
Are you sure this is it? It's not even doing anything.
Just smash it already, Grandma.
Right.
Oh, nice one, Jake.
Whoa.
Hold the phone.
What is this powerful new juice coursing fromst my core source? Arrrrrgh! The juice aches! Is this the rumored ache of feeling? The feeling of caring unknown to lemons? New thoughts emerge If I act, the candy people will suffer If I don't, the lemon people will suffer.
The greater good demands but one course only that I dissolve the bonds uniting me and become component to all! Oh, dang.
He turned himself all up into lemon candy.
Man, that Lemonjon's all right.
And there we go.
All done.
The last trace of the candy-life formula is out of their heads.
And I snatched this out the lemon castle, "boyee!" Now we all just have to keep a closer eye on these two so they don't get into any more trouble.
But how come we don't just fix their hearts like we did with Lemonjon so they're more selfless and less selfish? Oh, no, no.
Their hearts are fine.
- They're just like this.
- Mm.
Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree