Lip Sync Battle (2015) s05e11 Episode Script
Pooch Hall vs. Dash Mihok
1 - Hit it! - (FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING) It takes two to make a thing go right - Hit it! - I wanna rock right now I'm not internationally known But I'm known to rock a microphone Because I get stupid, I mean outrageous Stay away from me if you're contagious Like one, two, three, get loose now It takes two to make - (CROWD CHEERING) - What's up, Lip Sync nation? He can't live without his radio, and we can't live without him.
Your man of the house.
Everybody give it up for LL Cool J! ("HEADSPRUNG" BY LL COOL J PLAYS) They call me Big L'y Big Silly Big Money Big Billy Hands in the air, hands in the air! I be sexing wit these bars so ya feel me - Say "Yeah!" - CROWD: Yeah! Say "Hell, yeah!" CROWD: Hell, yeah! Now, scream! - (CROWD CHEERING) - And we 'bout to get our head sprung She's enticing.
She's tantalizing.
She's mesmerizing.
She's Chrissy Teigen! - (MUSIC STOPS) - (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Hello! - How do you feel? - Ooh, I feel really good.
I'm excited.
I like that.
You guys feel good? (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Alright, we got a good show for you tonight.
Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle.
We're back with another episode that brings together great music with the biggest stars on the planet who give performances that will absolutely blow your mind.
Now, I need to know if you're really ready for a battle.
- Make some noise.
- (CHEERING) In a case like that, let's go! (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) For seven seasons, you loved him as Derwin Davis on The Game.
Now he stars as Daryll Donovan on Ray Donovan.
Give it up for Pooch Hall! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) He's appeared in the Oscar-nominated films Romeo and Juliet, and Silver Linings Playbook.
He stars as the beloved Bunchy on Ray Donovan.
Put your hands together for Dash Mihok! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Hello! We got a battle of the brothers in the building tonight! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Fellas, thanks for being here.
- Thanks for having me.
- Welcome! Alright, so, Pooch, you're up first.
You know what I'm sayin'? You're gonna get it started tonight.
Dash, you can hit the VIP.
Pooch, come on over.
- Okay.
- Come on over here.
So, what's your first song choice? What you gonna do? - Um, I I dug deep.
You know? - Oh, you went deep with it? I went real deep, and, um, I wanted to do something that connected myself to the people.
No doubt! We expect it.
We expect it, so ladies and gentlemen, Pooch Hall! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) ("PARENTS JUST DON' UNDERSTAND" BY WILL SMITH PLAYS) You know parents are the same No matter time nor place They don't understand that us kids Are going to make some mistakes So to you, all the kids all across the land There's no need to argue Parents just don't understand I remember one year My mom took me school shopping It was me, my brother, my mom Oh, my pop, and my little sister All hopped in the car We headed downtown to the Gallery Mall My mom started bugging with the clothes she chose I didn't say nothing at first I just turned up my nose She said, "What's wrong? This shirt cost $20" I said, "Mom, this shirt is plaid with a butterfly collar!" The next half-hour was the same old thing My mother buying me clothes from 1963 I said, "Mom, let's put these clothes back, please" She said, "No You go to school to learn not for a fashion show" There was nothing I could do I tried to relax I got dressed up in those ancient artifacts And when I walked into school It was just as I thought The kids were cracking up laughing At the clothes Mom bought And those who weren't laughing still had a ball Because they were pointing and whispering As I walked down the hall I got home and told my mom how my day went She said, "If they were laughing, you don't need 'em 'Cause they're not good friends" So to you all the kids all across the land There's no need to argue Parents just don't understand Parents just don't understand (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Yes! POOCH: Yes, sir! - LL: So, that's a classic.
- POOCH: Oh, yeah.
Tell me, how did you arrive at that choice? You know what I'm saying? That song.
That was a song that was one of my first rap songs that I learned how to do.
'Cause my father was like, "I don't want you to listen to that rap music.
" - So, I had to, like, you know, - (LAUGHTER) you know, ease into it, so "Parents Just Don't Understand" was A way to 'cause your dad didn't understand.
CHRISSY: 'Cause I've I've got to I miss that, like, very clear way of rapping.
Now, it's all like (MUMBLING) And they're, like, totally out of it? So, I gotta say, thank you for bringing that back.
- I needed it.
- (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) I'm, like, I'm such a mom now.
I'm like, "I miss that clear type of rapping.
" - (LAUGHTER) - I really do.
Nothing like that clear rap! - (LAUGHTER) - I could understand every word you said.
- (LAUGHING) - Dash.
What'd you think of that performance? Was it fresh enough for you? - Or what? - No.
Listen.
(LAUGHTER) Will's my man.
You know, I've worked with him and he's my man, and I love that song, and I'm glad you dug deep.
I really appreciated that.
Um, but we'll see now, 'cause I might be a little more current with this next jam.
(LAUGHTER) - Oh, boy.
- Dang! LL: Oh, boy, it's gonna be one of them nights.
Yeah, listen, brah.
I came out here to win, - and that's what I'm gonna do.
- CHRISSY: Ohh! - (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) - LL: I love it! Alright.
I heard you.
As for Pooch, you can head over to the VIP.
Dash, come on up.
So, Dash - what's your first song gonna be? - Um Like I said, I'm gonna be a little current.
Uh I'm gonna do a little Shawn Mendes for y'all.
- Oh! - DASH: Yeah.
'Cause, like, my daughter Olivia, she's five and now she's, like, in the back of the car, going, "Daddy, do that (BABBLES) this one!" And I trust her, so I'm doing this for her, and Nina, alright? Ladies and gentlemen, Dash Mihok! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) ("THERE'S NOTHING HOLDING ME BACK" BY SHAWN MENDES PLAYING) (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) I wanna follow where she goes I think about her and she knows it She pulls me in enough to keep me guessing Mmm And maybe I should stop And start confessing Confessing, yeah Oh, I've been shaking I love it when you go crazy You take all my inhibitions Baby, there's nothing holding me back You take me places that tear up my reputation Manipulate my decisions Baby, there's nothing holding me back There's nothing holding me back 'Cause if we lost our minds And we took it way too far I know we'd be alright I know we would be alright 'Cause if we lost our minds And we took it way too far I know we'd be alright We would be alright You take me places that tear up my reputation Manipulate my decisions Baby, there's nothing holding me back Oh, no! Baby, there's nothing holding me back! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Beautiful.
Man! What was that?! - Who was that?! - (LAUGHTER) Yo, so, Dash, how did that energy feel? - The crowd feel? - It felt amazing.
Thank y'all.
It was beautiful.
The first song is so hard 'cause you get no props.
You have no craziness.
There's no flying.
There's no fire.
It's all you, and your own body.
And I gotta say, if I were wearing a bra, I would have thrown it at you.
- That was really - (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) - It was really good.
- LL: It's all good.
Pooch? You've been working with him for years.
How do you think he held up here in the Lip Sync Battle arena? I'm not afraid, but, uh, you know, he he brought the ruckus.
Alright, that's good stuff, that's good stuff.
Dash, you can head over to the VIP.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) The cast of Ray Donovan isn't pulling any punches tonight.
I believe this one's gonna be something serious.
I love a serious battle.
Stay right there.
This is Lip Sync Battle, baby.
You better believe it.
Make some noise! There's nothing holding me back Yeah! It takes two to make a thing go right Alright, LSB returns, and Pooch Hall is ready to flex his muscle.
In his career, he's been a football great, battle-tested boxer, all of that.
But is he prepared to become a Lip Sync Battle champ? Let's check him out, baby.
- Oh, look who I bumped into.
- (COUGHS) Excuse me.
Me and Dash are very competitive.
My big Hey, hey, hey.
Follow the master.
- Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
- Follow the leader.
I'm going for blood.
- Are you a little sweaty? - Little bit.
- You're about to be a lot more sweaty.
- Oh, snap! - How about that? - Yes, girl! Dancing and singing? Hell yeah, I'm out of my element with that! - (SHRIEKS) - Very good.
Good.
Dash, you know I'm comin' for you, Dash.
My performance is gonna be all about the hair.
Uh! Uh! - Hey! - (LAUGHING) I wanted to make sure that I chose a song and an artist that connected with the people.
And the artist, who I'm gonna try to represent, you know what I mean? No pressure.
It's about to go down.
Dash, I'm coming for you, baby.
(EXHALING RAPIDLY) This is what I do! I'm a performer.
You shouldn't have came today, buddy! Two men enter, one man leaves.
And I'm staying, so guess who's leaving! Huh? - (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) - ("CONTROL" BY JANET JACKSON PLAYS) This is story about control.
My control.
Control of what I say.
Control of what I do.
And this time, I'm gonna do it my way.
Are we ready? When I was 17 I did what people told me Did what my father said And let my mother mold me But that was long ago I'm in control Now I've got a lot Control To get what I want Control I'm never gonna stop Control Now I'm all grown up Got my own mind I want to make my own decisions When it has to do with my life My life I wanna be the one in control So let me take you by the hand And lead you on this dance I don't wanna rule the world Just wanna run my life So make your life a little easier When you get the chance just take control Ooh, ooh And now I've got a lot Control I'm never gonna stop Control Now I'm all grown up, uh! - (MUSIC ENDS) - (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Pooch! Pooch! Pooch! - Yo! - Thanks.
It was like a sexy Janet with a Dick Tracy cameo.
It was amazing.
- Bruh - CHRISSY: I liked it.
You make a damn good lady.
(CHEERING) Yo.
Yo, this girl's crazy.
Look at that pink lip.
First of all, people who perform and dance, I give y'all a lot of credit, man.
This is hard! You know what, let me tell you something.
First of all, you took on one of the most She's, like, you know, at the apex of the game - in terms of talent, dancing and singing.
- For sure.
I mean, that was crazy, so Ah! - (LAUGHTER) - I was like, now it stays.
- (BLEEP) - (LAUGHTER) Sorry.
So how did it feel, Pooch, stepping out of your comfort zone, doing that Janet thing, you know? What did that feel like? Yo, it's like when you hear Janet or Michael, or that song that just gives you energy.
I felt electric! - I felt like Janet! - (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) So, Dash, what did you think of Pooch working it out in the mirror, the way he worked it out? It was ill.
That was definitely ill.
- (LAUGHTER) - Um, but you know, you had the You know you had to face those mirrors at first to get that lip sync right for a little bit, - so you could come out here.
- (LAUGHING) I know, and you worked it out, though.
And I was I was flabbergasted.
- It was fantastic.
- POOCH: Thanks, man.
Good job, homeboy.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Once again, ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Pooch Hall.
Have a seat in the VIP, Pooch.
Have a seat in the VIP.
Mirrors, '80s hair, and men going full-on Janet.
This battle is out of control.
Absolutely, and now it's time for Dash to flip the script and turn the tables.
I know we wanna see this, and you do, too.
Come on back.
It's LSB, baby.
When you get the chance, just take control, ooh, ooh Yeah! It takes two to make a thing go right Lip Sync Battle returns, and Dash Mihok is going against his TV brother for the Lip Sync Battle belt.
He's out to show that when it's time to win, it's belt over family.
Let's see how he put it all together.
DASH: All I can say is that I am going to transform into one of the sexiest things you have seen in a long time.
I think there's something good about seeing the emotional roller coaster in your face.
I feel like I might need to Nair my legs a little.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Yeah! It's more about your body rocking it.
- I can just do this.
- Yeah! Yeah, I'm I'm really nervous.
I'm gonna be nervous until we're done.
(CHUCKLES) Pooch does a lot of talking.
I'm a bad man, ya understand? Okay, Dash? Are you really gonna narrate the whole thing? Alright, yeah, okay.
He gets all Italian, like, "Oh, you're gonna do a little bit.
" My approach is put it all on the floor and less out of your mouth.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) I got one more problem with you, girl.
("PROBLEM" BY ARIANA GRANDE PLAYS) Baby, even though I hate ya I wanna love ya I want you you, you And even though I can't forgive ya I really want to I want you, you, you Tell me, tell me, baby Why can't you leave me 'Cause even though I shouldn't want it I gotta have it I want you, you, you Head in the clouds Got no weight on my shoulders I should be wiser And realize that I've got One less problem without ya I got one less problem without ya I got one less problem without ya I got one less, one less problem I got one less problem without ya I got one less problem without ya I got one less problem without ya I got one less, one less problem Smart money bettin', I'll be better off without you In no time, I'll be forgettin' all about you You saying that you know but I really really doubt you Understand my life is easy when I ain't around you Iggy, Iggy, too biggie to be here stressing I'm thinking I love the thought of you More than I love your presence There's a million yous, baby boo, so don't be dumb I got 99 problems, but you won't be one - Like what? - (FEEDBACK WHINES) Head in the clouds Got no weight on my shoulders I should be wiser And realize that I've got One less problem without ya I got one less problem without ya I got one less problem without ya I got one less, one less problem - (MUSIC ENDS) - (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Pow, pow! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONTINUING) - LL: Dash! - I love when people go all out! That was so good.
How much (BLEEP) are you gonna give him at work? My God! - Can we just talk about - CHRISSY: I know! Nailed it every time.
I mean, so so what was it? You saw me and him talking about he has the Janet hair and all that.
You just had to hit him with the I had to hit him with the Ariana ponytail.
- CHRISSY: You had to.
- (LAUGHTER) - LL: Hit him with the ponytail? - DASH: Yeah.
It was all in my I was like, uh! - (LAUGHTER) - I hope I worked it out.
The heels were effortless though.
(LAUGHING) How do those feel? Yeah, no joke.
Nah, they look like they took some punishment.
- (LL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) - (LAUGHTER) Pooch! (LAUGHING) How do you think Dash handled this? His, uh, his little love triangle he had over here? Yo, all I gotta say is "Whoa.
" (POOCH LAUGHING) Uh, yo, he did his thing, man! - (LAUGHING) - LL: Yo! Yo, I gotta keep it real.
Yo, when you started breaking it down with the girls in the circle around the bed with you (LAUGHTER) That was great! That was great.
- DASH: Thank you, thank you.
- You can head over to the VIP, man.
That was smokin'.
It was dope, dope.
- (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) - LL: That was crazy.
Alright, so they're brothers on Ray Donovan and worthy foes on the LSB stage.
This show has been crazy.
When we return, it's time to find out who will be the new champ and leave with this blinged-out belt.
Oh, hello! You like it, right? It's good.
I can't wait to hand this waist candy off to its worthy winner.
Oh, please believe it.
Lip Sync Battle! One less problem without ya I got one less problem without ya - Yeah! - Whoo! It takes two to make a thing go right - (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) - Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle! Pooch Hall and Dash Mihok came through and ripped the stage! This is LSB though and there can only be one champ.
- Chrissy, you ready? Let's do it! - Yes! - Let's do it! - Yes! Ladies and gentlemen, is the Lip Sync Battle champion Pooch Hall? (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Or is the Lip Sync Battle champ Dash Mihok? (WILD CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) And the champion of Lip Sync Battle tonight is - Dash Mihok! - (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) So, Dash you're the new Lip Sync Battle champ.
You did your thing.
How's it feel, baby? This feels very heavy with the rest of this garb on right now.
(LAUGHTER) But I feel more masculine with it.
(LAUGHTER) - So, tonight was amazing.
- Yeah.
You know what I'm saying? You had a good time.
Yo, L, man, I had a blast.
Uh, the crowd.
Yo, thank you guys so much.
- The energy was great.
- (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) But I gotta give respect when respect's due.
Man, he killed it! - He killed it.
- LL: Yeah, yeah.
- (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) - Well, on that note, big thanks to Pooch Hall and Dash Mihok for being down with our Lip Sync crew tonight! Big shout out to Lip Sync nation all over the world.
One love from me, LL Cool J, and my homegirl, Chrissy Teigen.
And remember, whatever you do in life, whatever you do, baby, "Knock 'em out the box, L! Knock 'em out, L!" I got one less problem without ya I got one less problem without ya I got one less problem without ya I got one less, one less problem I got one less problem without ya LL: Hey! Hey! Your man is lit! I got one less, one less problem One less problem without ya I got one less problem without ya
Your man of the house.
Everybody give it up for LL Cool J! ("HEADSPRUNG" BY LL COOL J PLAYS) They call me Big L'y Big Silly Big Money Big Billy Hands in the air, hands in the air! I be sexing wit these bars so ya feel me - Say "Yeah!" - CROWD: Yeah! Say "Hell, yeah!" CROWD: Hell, yeah! Now, scream! - (CROWD CHEERING) - And we 'bout to get our head sprung She's enticing.
She's tantalizing.
She's mesmerizing.
She's Chrissy Teigen! - (MUSIC STOPS) - (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Hello! - How do you feel? - Ooh, I feel really good.
I'm excited.
I like that.
You guys feel good? (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Alright, we got a good show for you tonight.
Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle.
We're back with another episode that brings together great music with the biggest stars on the planet who give performances that will absolutely blow your mind.
Now, I need to know if you're really ready for a battle.
- Make some noise.
- (CHEERING) In a case like that, let's go! (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) For seven seasons, you loved him as Derwin Davis on The Game.
Now he stars as Daryll Donovan on Ray Donovan.
Give it up for Pooch Hall! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) He's appeared in the Oscar-nominated films Romeo and Juliet, and Silver Linings Playbook.
He stars as the beloved Bunchy on Ray Donovan.
Put your hands together for Dash Mihok! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Hello! We got a battle of the brothers in the building tonight! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Fellas, thanks for being here.
- Thanks for having me.
- Welcome! Alright, so, Pooch, you're up first.
You know what I'm sayin'? You're gonna get it started tonight.
Dash, you can hit the VIP.
Pooch, come on over.
- Okay.
- Come on over here.
So, what's your first song choice? What you gonna do? - Um, I I dug deep.
You know? - Oh, you went deep with it? I went real deep, and, um, I wanted to do something that connected myself to the people.
No doubt! We expect it.
We expect it, so ladies and gentlemen, Pooch Hall! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) ("PARENTS JUST DON' UNDERSTAND" BY WILL SMITH PLAYS) You know parents are the same No matter time nor place They don't understand that us kids Are going to make some mistakes So to you, all the kids all across the land There's no need to argue Parents just don't understand I remember one year My mom took me school shopping It was me, my brother, my mom Oh, my pop, and my little sister All hopped in the car We headed downtown to the Gallery Mall My mom started bugging with the clothes she chose I didn't say nothing at first I just turned up my nose She said, "What's wrong? This shirt cost $20" I said, "Mom, this shirt is plaid with a butterfly collar!" The next half-hour was the same old thing My mother buying me clothes from 1963 I said, "Mom, let's put these clothes back, please" She said, "No You go to school to learn not for a fashion show" There was nothing I could do I tried to relax I got dressed up in those ancient artifacts And when I walked into school It was just as I thought The kids were cracking up laughing At the clothes Mom bought And those who weren't laughing still had a ball Because they were pointing and whispering As I walked down the hall I got home and told my mom how my day went She said, "If they were laughing, you don't need 'em 'Cause they're not good friends" So to you all the kids all across the land There's no need to argue Parents just don't understand Parents just don't understand (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Yes! POOCH: Yes, sir! - LL: So, that's a classic.
- POOCH: Oh, yeah.
Tell me, how did you arrive at that choice? You know what I'm saying? That song.
That was a song that was one of my first rap songs that I learned how to do.
'Cause my father was like, "I don't want you to listen to that rap music.
" - So, I had to, like, you know, - (LAUGHTER) you know, ease into it, so "Parents Just Don't Understand" was A way to 'cause your dad didn't understand.
CHRISSY: 'Cause I've I've got to I miss that, like, very clear way of rapping.
Now, it's all like (MUMBLING) And they're, like, totally out of it? So, I gotta say, thank you for bringing that back.
- I needed it.
- (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) I'm, like, I'm such a mom now.
I'm like, "I miss that clear type of rapping.
" - (LAUGHTER) - I really do.
Nothing like that clear rap! - (LAUGHTER) - I could understand every word you said.
- (LAUGHING) - Dash.
What'd you think of that performance? Was it fresh enough for you? - Or what? - No.
Listen.
(LAUGHTER) Will's my man.
You know, I've worked with him and he's my man, and I love that song, and I'm glad you dug deep.
I really appreciated that.
Um, but we'll see now, 'cause I might be a little more current with this next jam.
(LAUGHTER) - Oh, boy.
- Dang! LL: Oh, boy, it's gonna be one of them nights.
Yeah, listen, brah.
I came out here to win, - and that's what I'm gonna do.
- CHRISSY: Ohh! - (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) - LL: I love it! Alright.
I heard you.
As for Pooch, you can head over to the VIP.
Dash, come on up.
So, Dash - what's your first song gonna be? - Um Like I said, I'm gonna be a little current.
Uh I'm gonna do a little Shawn Mendes for y'all.
- Oh! - DASH: Yeah.
'Cause, like, my daughter Olivia, she's five and now she's, like, in the back of the car, going, "Daddy, do that (BABBLES) this one!" And I trust her, so I'm doing this for her, and Nina, alright? Ladies and gentlemen, Dash Mihok! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) ("THERE'S NOTHING HOLDING ME BACK" BY SHAWN MENDES PLAYING) (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) I wanna follow where she goes I think about her and she knows it She pulls me in enough to keep me guessing Mmm And maybe I should stop And start confessing Confessing, yeah Oh, I've been shaking I love it when you go crazy You take all my inhibitions Baby, there's nothing holding me back You take me places that tear up my reputation Manipulate my decisions Baby, there's nothing holding me back There's nothing holding me back 'Cause if we lost our minds And we took it way too far I know we'd be alright I know we would be alright 'Cause if we lost our minds And we took it way too far I know we'd be alright We would be alright You take me places that tear up my reputation Manipulate my decisions Baby, there's nothing holding me back Oh, no! Baby, there's nothing holding me back! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Beautiful.
Man! What was that?! - Who was that?! - (LAUGHTER) Yo, so, Dash, how did that energy feel? - The crowd feel? - It felt amazing.
Thank y'all.
It was beautiful.
The first song is so hard 'cause you get no props.
You have no craziness.
There's no flying.
There's no fire.
It's all you, and your own body.
And I gotta say, if I were wearing a bra, I would have thrown it at you.
- That was really - (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) - It was really good.
- LL: It's all good.
Pooch? You've been working with him for years.
How do you think he held up here in the Lip Sync Battle arena? I'm not afraid, but, uh, you know, he he brought the ruckus.
Alright, that's good stuff, that's good stuff.
Dash, you can head over to the VIP.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) The cast of Ray Donovan isn't pulling any punches tonight.
I believe this one's gonna be something serious.
I love a serious battle.
Stay right there.
This is Lip Sync Battle, baby.
You better believe it.
Make some noise! There's nothing holding me back Yeah! It takes two to make a thing go right Alright, LSB returns, and Pooch Hall is ready to flex his muscle.
In his career, he's been a football great, battle-tested boxer, all of that.
But is he prepared to become a Lip Sync Battle champ? Let's check him out, baby.
- Oh, look who I bumped into.
- (COUGHS) Excuse me.
Me and Dash are very competitive.
My big Hey, hey, hey.
Follow the master.
- Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
- Follow the leader.
I'm going for blood.
- Are you a little sweaty? - Little bit.
- You're about to be a lot more sweaty.
- Oh, snap! - How about that? - Yes, girl! Dancing and singing? Hell yeah, I'm out of my element with that! - (SHRIEKS) - Very good.
Good.
Dash, you know I'm comin' for you, Dash.
My performance is gonna be all about the hair.
Uh! Uh! - Hey! - (LAUGHING) I wanted to make sure that I chose a song and an artist that connected with the people.
And the artist, who I'm gonna try to represent, you know what I mean? No pressure.
It's about to go down.
Dash, I'm coming for you, baby.
(EXHALING RAPIDLY) This is what I do! I'm a performer.
You shouldn't have came today, buddy! Two men enter, one man leaves.
And I'm staying, so guess who's leaving! Huh? - (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) - ("CONTROL" BY JANET JACKSON PLAYS) This is story about control.
My control.
Control of what I say.
Control of what I do.
And this time, I'm gonna do it my way.
Are we ready? When I was 17 I did what people told me Did what my father said And let my mother mold me But that was long ago I'm in control Now I've got a lot Control To get what I want Control I'm never gonna stop Control Now I'm all grown up Got my own mind I want to make my own decisions When it has to do with my life My life I wanna be the one in control So let me take you by the hand And lead you on this dance I don't wanna rule the world Just wanna run my life So make your life a little easier When you get the chance just take control Ooh, ooh And now I've got a lot Control I'm never gonna stop Control Now I'm all grown up, uh! - (MUSIC ENDS) - (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Pooch! Pooch! Pooch! - Yo! - Thanks.
It was like a sexy Janet with a Dick Tracy cameo.
It was amazing.
- Bruh - CHRISSY: I liked it.
You make a damn good lady.
(CHEERING) Yo.
Yo, this girl's crazy.
Look at that pink lip.
First of all, people who perform and dance, I give y'all a lot of credit, man.
This is hard! You know what, let me tell you something.
First of all, you took on one of the most She's, like, you know, at the apex of the game - in terms of talent, dancing and singing.
- For sure.
I mean, that was crazy, so Ah! - (LAUGHTER) - I was like, now it stays.
- (BLEEP) - (LAUGHTER) Sorry.
So how did it feel, Pooch, stepping out of your comfort zone, doing that Janet thing, you know? What did that feel like? Yo, it's like when you hear Janet or Michael, or that song that just gives you energy.
I felt electric! - I felt like Janet! - (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) So, Dash, what did you think of Pooch working it out in the mirror, the way he worked it out? It was ill.
That was definitely ill.
- (LAUGHTER) - Um, but you know, you had the You know you had to face those mirrors at first to get that lip sync right for a little bit, - so you could come out here.
- (LAUGHING) I know, and you worked it out, though.
And I was I was flabbergasted.
- It was fantastic.
- POOCH: Thanks, man.
Good job, homeboy.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Once again, ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Pooch Hall.
Have a seat in the VIP, Pooch.
Have a seat in the VIP.
Mirrors, '80s hair, and men going full-on Janet.
This battle is out of control.
Absolutely, and now it's time for Dash to flip the script and turn the tables.
I know we wanna see this, and you do, too.
Come on back.
It's LSB, baby.
When you get the chance, just take control, ooh, ooh Yeah! It takes two to make a thing go right Lip Sync Battle returns, and Dash Mihok is going against his TV brother for the Lip Sync Battle belt.
He's out to show that when it's time to win, it's belt over family.
Let's see how he put it all together.
DASH: All I can say is that I am going to transform into one of the sexiest things you have seen in a long time.
I think there's something good about seeing the emotional roller coaster in your face.
I feel like I might need to Nair my legs a little.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Yeah! It's more about your body rocking it.
- I can just do this.
- Yeah! Yeah, I'm I'm really nervous.
I'm gonna be nervous until we're done.
(CHUCKLES) Pooch does a lot of talking.
I'm a bad man, ya understand? Okay, Dash? Are you really gonna narrate the whole thing? Alright, yeah, okay.
He gets all Italian, like, "Oh, you're gonna do a little bit.
" My approach is put it all on the floor and less out of your mouth.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) I got one more problem with you, girl.
("PROBLEM" BY ARIANA GRANDE PLAYS) Baby, even though I hate ya I wanna love ya I want you you, you And even though I can't forgive ya I really want to I want you, you, you Tell me, tell me, baby Why can't you leave me 'Cause even though I shouldn't want it I gotta have it I want you, you, you Head in the clouds Got no weight on my shoulders I should be wiser And realize that I've got One less problem without ya I got one less problem without ya I got one less problem without ya I got one less, one less problem I got one less problem without ya I got one less problem without ya I got one less problem without ya I got one less, one less problem Smart money bettin', I'll be better off without you In no time, I'll be forgettin' all about you You saying that you know but I really really doubt you Understand my life is easy when I ain't around you Iggy, Iggy, too biggie to be here stressing I'm thinking I love the thought of you More than I love your presence There's a million yous, baby boo, so don't be dumb I got 99 problems, but you won't be one - Like what? - (FEEDBACK WHINES) Head in the clouds Got no weight on my shoulders I should be wiser And realize that I've got One less problem without ya I got one less problem without ya I got one less problem without ya I got one less, one less problem - (MUSIC ENDS) - (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Pow, pow! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONTINUING) - LL: Dash! - I love when people go all out! That was so good.
How much (BLEEP) are you gonna give him at work? My God! - Can we just talk about - CHRISSY: I know! Nailed it every time.
I mean, so so what was it? You saw me and him talking about he has the Janet hair and all that.
You just had to hit him with the I had to hit him with the Ariana ponytail.
- CHRISSY: You had to.
- (LAUGHTER) - LL: Hit him with the ponytail? - DASH: Yeah.
It was all in my I was like, uh! - (LAUGHTER) - I hope I worked it out.
The heels were effortless though.
(LAUGHING) How do those feel? Yeah, no joke.
Nah, they look like they took some punishment.
- (LL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) - (LAUGHTER) Pooch! (LAUGHING) How do you think Dash handled this? His, uh, his little love triangle he had over here? Yo, all I gotta say is "Whoa.
" (POOCH LAUGHING) Uh, yo, he did his thing, man! - (LAUGHING) - LL: Yo! Yo, I gotta keep it real.
Yo, when you started breaking it down with the girls in the circle around the bed with you (LAUGHTER) That was great! That was great.
- DASH: Thank you, thank you.
- You can head over to the VIP, man.
That was smokin'.
It was dope, dope.
- (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) - LL: That was crazy.
Alright, so they're brothers on Ray Donovan and worthy foes on the LSB stage.
This show has been crazy.
When we return, it's time to find out who will be the new champ and leave with this blinged-out belt.
Oh, hello! You like it, right? It's good.
I can't wait to hand this waist candy off to its worthy winner.
Oh, please believe it.
Lip Sync Battle! One less problem without ya I got one less problem without ya - Yeah! - Whoo! It takes two to make a thing go right - (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) - Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle! Pooch Hall and Dash Mihok came through and ripped the stage! This is LSB though and there can only be one champ.
- Chrissy, you ready? Let's do it! - Yes! - Let's do it! - Yes! Ladies and gentlemen, is the Lip Sync Battle champion Pooch Hall? (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Or is the Lip Sync Battle champ Dash Mihok? (WILD CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) And the champion of Lip Sync Battle tonight is - Dash Mihok! - (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) So, Dash you're the new Lip Sync Battle champ.
You did your thing.
How's it feel, baby? This feels very heavy with the rest of this garb on right now.
(LAUGHTER) But I feel more masculine with it.
(LAUGHTER) - So, tonight was amazing.
- Yeah.
You know what I'm saying? You had a good time.
Yo, L, man, I had a blast.
Uh, the crowd.
Yo, thank you guys so much.
- The energy was great.
- (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) But I gotta give respect when respect's due.
Man, he killed it! - He killed it.
- LL: Yeah, yeah.
- (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) - Well, on that note, big thanks to Pooch Hall and Dash Mihok for being down with our Lip Sync crew tonight! Big shout out to Lip Sync nation all over the world.
One love from me, LL Cool J, and my homegirl, Chrissy Teigen.
And remember, whatever you do in life, whatever you do, baby, "Knock 'em out the box, L! Knock 'em out, L!" I got one less problem without ya I got one less problem without ya I got one less problem without ya I got one less, one less problem I got one less problem without ya LL: Hey! Hey! Your man is lit! I got one less, one less problem One less problem without ya I got one less problem without ya