The Guild (2007) s05e11 Episode Script
Costume Contest
I had a boyfriend once , who stole a traffic cone, from a parking garage, while we were on a date together.
It was the most illegal thing I've ever been a party too, and I panicked, every time I heard a siren, for like, two years straight.
I know the guild's going to have to break some rules to convince Floyd to save the game,but today? I'm willing to go behind the grey-bar hotel for the cause! That's prison-speak for, well, you know, prison, heh.
For once, I'm risk taking! In, everything.
.
I'm wearing an outfit Tink made for herself, and I'm in danger of slipping nippleage with every step! Viva la Revolucione! Okay, that's not for me.
So you guys made a whole blimp? Yeah! And this is how you operate it! I didn't take the Extreme Cosplay, and the Go-Bot Robotics panels for nothin'! Guys, we're here to talk to Floyd, okay? So forget about the blimp thing, and let's go! Airship, Codex! This creation is awe-inspiring.
Hey, is that the door to my van!? Oh yeah, we got crazy creative! Uh, what number are you? Oh, we don't have a slot.
If you aren't on my list, I can't have you walk or float in at the last minute, I'm sorry.
Oh, well - My, my, how quaint No, don't wave off, dear; this thing is frakking amazing! Uh, number lady, I'm with them.
They have a slot, right? I'm on their team.
Lizzette.
Gerald! We are short of quorum.
Alina was taken home with the influenza.
Alina was taken home with the influenza.
The what? Bad chicken salad.
So is she with you, or not? Welcome to the fold! Will you require my assistance to operate it from the ground while you're on stage? Pretty please, let me drive it? Burly men? I'll get 'em! Get ready, everyone! We have to stall! Floyd's going to announce this soon as the contest is finished! Bladezz, they'll recognize you, go on stage and stall everyone! What am I supposed to do!? Start by begging for forgiveness from the fans.
There's fodder there.
Vork and I will stay here, 'cause we're gonna blow some freakin' minds They'll let us in the special area right? No problem.
Yeah.
I'll just bat my eyelashes.
CODEX: Yeah.
I'll just bat my wings, too, 'cause that'll - ugh! Every time I think I'm fragged, they respawn me back in! No, he's gone! Oh, my god.
Honey, we all found costumes from your native country! No words.
Oh, you.
Next year, you can make us all costumes, peanut.
Heh - never.
Move! Arigato! Thank you all for coming - Hey, hey hey! Excuse me, um, ladies, and ladies; I might be a face you recognize, with fondness.
Or loathing.
Boooo! Rachel! Con volunteer Um, I really owe you an apology.
I've done you wrong, girl.
And I'm here to say that, I'm sorry.
What about me, do you remember me? Yeah, um, what was your name again? Booooo!!!! You suck! No, no - back! Back! Alright, does anyone have a laptop? Thank you.
Holy butternut! She's wearing her Time Rings costume! Fate, must you rub your tobasco irony, in my tender loins? Hi, we have famous friends in there.
Unlikely.
Uh, you can always use more hot girls in there, I watch cable TV shows, they're like, furniture.
Chicks with subtlety.
And outfits that fit properly.
How long as that been out!? Move on.
Now.
This chick was from LA - hello, Hollywood! Oh, Astrid! Oh man, you smell like garlic and peanut butter.
it was kind of a weird combo, but, you know.
I won't judge, so you know.
Oh, and hey - you're named Francis, right? I remember you told me one time you were so drunk, you peed in your own pantry.
That's, that's a good story.
Thank, you, Cheezy, I love you again! Oh, apologizing actually feels good.
Let go of me, guys, seriously, I was in the middle of a crisis situation back there, you know And now I'm in another one.
No, not Stan Lee! This is convention suicide, guys Cheezy! Cheezy! Cheezy! We've got to get in there! Don't blame me! I'm not the one who had my elasto-belt sticking out! It has no more structural integrity - I don't know why! Forget it.
We're toast! Bark bark.
Bark, bark, bark.
Congrats.
I think.
I love this one! This guy came in from Japan - hey I didn't play Sherry's video yet - she has three kids, and I - I remember people!! Thank you, Cheezy Kid.
But let's move on to the costume contest shall we? Now, our mistress of ceremonies, someone you will surely recognize, Charity - from Time Rings! Thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
The first costume group is Steampunk Veritae.
Pedal to the light fixtures, duckies! (???) Mistress, ah-ha, mistress! My, how Alina would have loved this view! Damn, thee, chicken salad! I've never been in a parade before I should've made my hair bigger! I'll never sign your comics, monster! Tell your men to fall back.
Guys! We can't go back to the way it was.
You know, I actually had second thoughts too, when Codex and I totally made out.
But, I knew it wasn't going to work.
I want to be good, and noble in this world.
and you should too.
What are you wearing? Did I create that character? You win some, you lose some.
Guys, just think about who you're dressed as.
You're the Master Chiefs! But you can fight back.
You're better than this, Master Chief Number One! And so are you Master Chief Number Two.
You can't capture and tie up Stan Lee! He's a legend! I agree.
You know what? I'll just untie him.
Standing right here.
Oh, I'm free! Son, I've created many a superhero.
Stan, that's it? I feel like there's a second part to that sentence that you're uh Floyd! We would like to talk to you and- Hey! Hey, those are my friends, let them go! Vork, full steam ahead! Vork I've been looking for you everyhere I wented to apologize for last night.
i wented to apologize too Thank you.
Thats wonderful.
You like egg saled? -What? We're descending! I do believe we're about to crash.
Ho-hum!
It was the most illegal thing I've ever been a party too, and I panicked, every time I heard a siren, for like, two years straight.
I know the guild's going to have to break some rules to convince Floyd to save the game,but today? I'm willing to go behind the grey-bar hotel for the cause! That's prison-speak for, well, you know, prison, heh.
For once, I'm risk taking! In, everything.
.
I'm wearing an outfit Tink made for herself, and I'm in danger of slipping nippleage with every step! Viva la Revolucione! Okay, that's not for me.
So you guys made a whole blimp? Yeah! And this is how you operate it! I didn't take the Extreme Cosplay, and the Go-Bot Robotics panels for nothin'! Guys, we're here to talk to Floyd, okay? So forget about the blimp thing, and let's go! Airship, Codex! This creation is awe-inspiring.
Hey, is that the door to my van!? Oh yeah, we got crazy creative! Uh, what number are you? Oh, we don't have a slot.
If you aren't on my list, I can't have you walk or float in at the last minute, I'm sorry.
Oh, well - My, my, how quaint No, don't wave off, dear; this thing is frakking amazing! Uh, number lady, I'm with them.
They have a slot, right? I'm on their team.
Lizzette.
Gerald! We are short of quorum.
Alina was taken home with the influenza.
Alina was taken home with the influenza.
The what? Bad chicken salad.
So is she with you, or not? Welcome to the fold! Will you require my assistance to operate it from the ground while you're on stage? Pretty please, let me drive it? Burly men? I'll get 'em! Get ready, everyone! We have to stall! Floyd's going to announce this soon as the contest is finished! Bladezz, they'll recognize you, go on stage and stall everyone! What am I supposed to do!? Start by begging for forgiveness from the fans.
There's fodder there.
Vork and I will stay here, 'cause we're gonna blow some freakin' minds They'll let us in the special area right? No problem.
Yeah.
I'll just bat my eyelashes.
CODEX: Yeah.
I'll just bat my wings, too, 'cause that'll - ugh! Every time I think I'm fragged, they respawn me back in! No, he's gone! Oh, my god.
Honey, we all found costumes from your native country! No words.
Oh, you.
Next year, you can make us all costumes, peanut.
Heh - never.
Move! Arigato! Thank you all for coming - Hey, hey hey! Excuse me, um, ladies, and ladies; I might be a face you recognize, with fondness.
Or loathing.
Boooo! Rachel! Con volunteer Um, I really owe you an apology.
I've done you wrong, girl.
And I'm here to say that, I'm sorry.
What about me, do you remember me? Yeah, um, what was your name again? Booooo!!!! You suck! No, no - back! Back! Alright, does anyone have a laptop? Thank you.
Holy butternut! She's wearing her Time Rings costume! Fate, must you rub your tobasco irony, in my tender loins? Hi, we have famous friends in there.
Unlikely.
Uh, you can always use more hot girls in there, I watch cable TV shows, they're like, furniture.
Chicks with subtlety.
And outfits that fit properly.
How long as that been out!? Move on.
Now.
This chick was from LA - hello, Hollywood! Oh, Astrid! Oh man, you smell like garlic and peanut butter.
it was kind of a weird combo, but, you know.
I won't judge, so you know.
Oh, and hey - you're named Francis, right? I remember you told me one time you were so drunk, you peed in your own pantry.
That's, that's a good story.
Thank, you, Cheezy, I love you again! Oh, apologizing actually feels good.
Let go of me, guys, seriously, I was in the middle of a crisis situation back there, you know And now I'm in another one.
No, not Stan Lee! This is convention suicide, guys Cheezy! Cheezy! Cheezy! We've got to get in there! Don't blame me! I'm not the one who had my elasto-belt sticking out! It has no more structural integrity - I don't know why! Forget it.
We're toast! Bark bark.
Bark, bark, bark.
Congrats.
I think.
I love this one! This guy came in from Japan - hey I didn't play Sherry's video yet - she has three kids, and I - I remember people!! Thank you, Cheezy Kid.
But let's move on to the costume contest shall we? Now, our mistress of ceremonies, someone you will surely recognize, Charity - from Time Rings! Thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
The first costume group is Steampunk Veritae.
Pedal to the light fixtures, duckies! (???) Mistress, ah-ha, mistress! My, how Alina would have loved this view! Damn, thee, chicken salad! I've never been in a parade before I should've made my hair bigger! I'll never sign your comics, monster! Tell your men to fall back.
Guys! We can't go back to the way it was.
You know, I actually had second thoughts too, when Codex and I totally made out.
But, I knew it wasn't going to work.
I want to be good, and noble in this world.
and you should too.
What are you wearing? Did I create that character? You win some, you lose some.
Guys, just think about who you're dressed as.
You're the Master Chiefs! But you can fight back.
You're better than this, Master Chief Number One! And so are you Master Chief Number Two.
You can't capture and tie up Stan Lee! He's a legend! I agree.
You know what? I'll just untie him.
Standing right here.
Oh, I'm free! Son, I've created many a superhero.
Stan, that's it? I feel like there's a second part to that sentence that you're uh Floyd! We would like to talk to you and- Hey! Hey, those are my friends, let them go! Vork, full steam ahead! Vork I've been looking for you everyhere I wented to apologize for last night.
i wented to apologize too Thank you.
Thats wonderful.
You like egg saled? -What? We're descending! I do believe we're about to crash.
Ho-hum!