Steven Universe (2013) s05e12 Episode Script
Jungle Moon
[Explosions echo in distance.]
[Ship whooshes, alarms blaring.]
[Grunting.]
Aaghh! That did it! Emerald is on the run! Lars! We're hit! Nothing's working! Wha? Hold on Wh-what is your course? We'll try and intercept [Computer warbles.]
Lars?! What is wrong with you, ship?! [Beeping.]
Oh.
Pretty much everything.
Well at least the display works! [Electricity crackles.]
Aah! [Screams.]
[Music.]
I can't pull up! We're gonna crash! Aaaaagh! [Boom!.]
[Heavy thudding.]
[Gasps.]
[Sighs.]
Oh, boy.
Where are we now? Uh hello? A-Anybody out there? Anyone at all? [Yelps.]
[Gasps.]
Okay.
We're fine.
I'm fine.
I'll find the ship's radio and Lars'll pick us right up.
Whoa.
[Music.]
[Computerized whirring.]
The cockpit! [Exhales.]
Hello? This is Star Skipper calling Sun Incinerator! It's Stevonnie! Steven and Connie? We're stranded! We need help! Come on! Don't leave me here! [Radio crackles, whirring fades.]
What do we do now? That was our best chance We can't fix the radio.
The ship's beyond hope no one knows where we are! [Groans.]
What do we do?! [Creature shrieks.]
[Leaves rustle.]
[Creature roars.]
[Grunts.]
[Growls, shrieks.]
An alien! [Shrieks.]
Aah! [Gasps.]
[Music.]
[Shrieks.]
[Leaves rustle.]
Uh, glad they're okay! Wait.
If life can thrive here then so can I.
I've just gotta hold out till Lars finds me.
Until then we survive.
[Grunting.]
[Music.]
[Chomp!.]
Mmm.
[Inhales deeply.]
[Bubbles gurgling.]
[Laughs.]
[Straining.]
[Lightning crashes.]
[Music.]
[Laughs softly.]
Come on.
We have to! We're out of energy bars! But it's so cute! But we need the protein for a healthy diet! There has to be a better way! We can just stick to fruit fruit's good! [Roars.]
Aah! [Panting.]
[Music.]
[Roars.]
[Grunts.]
[Roars.]
[Beak snapping.]
[Snorts.]
Phew Huh Have I been here before? No, that's ridiculous.
[Roaring in the distance.]
Well, guess I'm camping here tonight.
[Fire crackling.]
Finally.
Goodnight, Stevonnie! Goodnight, Stevonnie.
Sweet dreams [Snoring.]
Mm.
Hmm? What?! I-I'm home? Dr.
Maheswaran: [Muffled.]
You were told to be prepared cycles ago.
[Rumbling.]
[Normally.]
There'll be no more excuses.
Get it done.
And don't expect me to look kindly upon this transgression.
Embark at once.
Mom? What is she talkin' about? Huh?! [Grunts.]
Yes, I know there's organic life on the surface.
It's an invasion.
Hey, mom! What are you talking about!? You will stick to my orders, and you will destroy them! [Sighs.]
I hate it when she ignores me.
No.
[Panting.]
[Sighs.]
Mm [Grunts.]
- No.
I will not repeat myself.
- Whoa! [Grunting.]
- Hm.
- That is simply unacceptable.
[Sing-songy.]
Mom! Well, you'll have to remember, won't you.
[Huffs.]
[Grunting.]
The dullness of this exchange tires me.
Just land the drop ships and do your pathetic job for once, or I'll shatter you and your crew myself.
Hey, mom!! What are you doing?! [Music.]
Honey, please give me a moment.
[Ship whirrs.]
Huh? [Shrieks excitedly.]
Whoa, cool! Stevonnie: Yelloooooow! Hey, Yellow! Oh, you're still here.
What are you doing? I'm commanding the dropships to colonize this planet.
I wanna command a drop ship! Well, when you have your own colony, you can command whatever you want.
I want a colony! [Chiming.]
I want one now! What's this?! I'm contacting the leader of the fleet.
Let me do it! [Chiming.]
Aah! Whoa! Don't touch that! [Huffs.]
Why not?! You have so many worlds and I don't even have one! It's not fair! I.
Want.
One.
I want my own army! I want my own planet! I deserve it! I'm just as important as you! Then why don't you act like it Pink? [Music.]
[Growls.]
[Gasps.]
Whoa! [Panting.]
Steven, what was that? Diamonds I'm having Diamond dreams again, but why now? Why here? [Music.]
No way [Grunts.]
This is just like the moon base orbiting Earth.
[Grunts.]
Whoa, now That must have been a colony Wait a second [Music.]
Pink Diamond was here Oh! [Panting.]
And Yellow! [Grunting.]
That's it! I hope this thing still works! Hmm That pattern [Chiming.]
[Beeping.]
Nope.
Nuh-uh.
Ugh, yikes! [Gasps.]
It's Lars' ship! Keep searching! We're not giving up on them! No matter what! Lars! Hey, Lars! Hey, Lars! There you are! We've been looking all over for you! Oh, my gosh, Lars! It's so good to see you.
Set a course for their signal! It's good to see you, too.
[Sighs.]
Thanks, Lars [Thudding.]
[Muffled roar.]
Hello, bird blob, my old friend.
[Chuckles nervously.]
[Roars.]
[Glass cracking.]
Lars, hurry! We've got company! [Ship whirring.]
Yeehaw! Ugh, what the heck is that?! I don't know, but it's not here to play nice! Charge the blasters! [Energy crackles.]
[Music.]
[Creature warbles.]
[Exhales deeply.]
[Ship whirs.]
Ha! Looks like we just saved your butts! Lets get you up here and back home through my head.
Yeah, I think I'm ready to go home.
[Ship whooshes, alarms blaring.]
[Grunting.]
Aaghh! That did it! Emerald is on the run! Lars! We're hit! Nothing's working! Wha? Hold on Wh-what is your course? We'll try and intercept [Computer warbles.]
Lars?! What is wrong with you, ship?! [Beeping.]
Oh.
Pretty much everything.
Well at least the display works! [Electricity crackles.]
Aah! [Screams.]
[Music.]
I can't pull up! We're gonna crash! Aaaaagh! [Boom!.]
[Heavy thudding.]
[Gasps.]
[Sighs.]
Oh, boy.
Where are we now? Uh hello? A-Anybody out there? Anyone at all? [Yelps.]
[Gasps.]
Okay.
We're fine.
I'm fine.
I'll find the ship's radio and Lars'll pick us right up.
Whoa.
[Music.]
[Computerized whirring.]
The cockpit! [Exhales.]
Hello? This is Star Skipper calling Sun Incinerator! It's Stevonnie! Steven and Connie? We're stranded! We need help! Come on! Don't leave me here! [Radio crackles, whirring fades.]
What do we do now? That was our best chance We can't fix the radio.
The ship's beyond hope no one knows where we are! [Groans.]
What do we do?! [Creature shrieks.]
[Leaves rustle.]
[Creature roars.]
[Grunts.]
[Growls, shrieks.]
An alien! [Shrieks.]
Aah! [Gasps.]
[Music.]
[Shrieks.]
[Leaves rustle.]
Uh, glad they're okay! Wait.
If life can thrive here then so can I.
I've just gotta hold out till Lars finds me.
Until then we survive.
[Grunting.]
[Music.]
[Chomp!.]
Mmm.
[Inhales deeply.]
[Bubbles gurgling.]
[Laughs.]
[Straining.]
[Lightning crashes.]
[Music.]
[Laughs softly.]
Come on.
We have to! We're out of energy bars! But it's so cute! But we need the protein for a healthy diet! There has to be a better way! We can just stick to fruit fruit's good! [Roars.]
Aah! [Panting.]
[Music.]
[Roars.]
[Grunts.]
[Roars.]
[Beak snapping.]
[Snorts.]
Phew Huh Have I been here before? No, that's ridiculous.
[Roaring in the distance.]
Well, guess I'm camping here tonight.
[Fire crackling.]
Finally.
Goodnight, Stevonnie! Goodnight, Stevonnie.
Sweet dreams [Snoring.]
Mm.
Hmm? What?! I-I'm home? Dr.
Maheswaran: [Muffled.]
You were told to be prepared cycles ago.
[Rumbling.]
[Normally.]
There'll be no more excuses.
Get it done.
And don't expect me to look kindly upon this transgression.
Embark at once.
Mom? What is she talkin' about? Huh?! [Grunts.]
Yes, I know there's organic life on the surface.
It's an invasion.
Hey, mom! What are you talking about!? You will stick to my orders, and you will destroy them! [Sighs.]
I hate it when she ignores me.
No.
[Panting.]
[Sighs.]
Mm [Grunts.]
- No.
I will not repeat myself.
- Whoa! [Grunting.]
- Hm.
- That is simply unacceptable.
[Sing-songy.]
Mom! Well, you'll have to remember, won't you.
[Huffs.]
[Grunting.]
The dullness of this exchange tires me.
Just land the drop ships and do your pathetic job for once, or I'll shatter you and your crew myself.
Hey, mom!! What are you doing?! [Music.]
Honey, please give me a moment.
[Ship whirrs.]
Huh? [Shrieks excitedly.]
Whoa, cool! Stevonnie: Yelloooooow! Hey, Yellow! Oh, you're still here.
What are you doing? I'm commanding the dropships to colonize this planet.
I wanna command a drop ship! Well, when you have your own colony, you can command whatever you want.
I want a colony! [Chiming.]
I want one now! What's this?! I'm contacting the leader of the fleet.
Let me do it! [Chiming.]
Aah! Whoa! Don't touch that! [Huffs.]
Why not?! You have so many worlds and I don't even have one! It's not fair! I.
Want.
One.
I want my own army! I want my own planet! I deserve it! I'm just as important as you! Then why don't you act like it Pink? [Music.]
[Growls.]
[Gasps.]
Whoa! [Panting.]
Steven, what was that? Diamonds I'm having Diamond dreams again, but why now? Why here? [Music.]
No way [Grunts.]
This is just like the moon base orbiting Earth.
[Grunts.]
Whoa, now That must have been a colony Wait a second [Music.]
Pink Diamond was here Oh! [Panting.]
And Yellow! [Grunting.]
That's it! I hope this thing still works! Hmm That pattern [Chiming.]
[Beeping.]
Nope.
Nuh-uh.
Ugh, yikes! [Gasps.]
It's Lars' ship! Keep searching! We're not giving up on them! No matter what! Lars! Hey, Lars! Hey, Lars! There you are! We've been looking all over for you! Oh, my gosh, Lars! It's so good to see you.
Set a course for their signal! It's good to see you, too.
[Sighs.]
Thanks, Lars [Thudding.]
[Muffled roar.]
Hello, bird blob, my old friend.
[Chuckles nervously.]
[Roars.]
[Glass cracking.]
Lars, hurry! We've got company! [Ship whirring.]
Yeehaw! Ugh, what the heck is that?! I don't know, but it's not here to play nice! Charge the blasters! [Energy crackles.]
[Music.]
[Creature warbles.]
[Exhales deeply.]
[Ship whirs.]
Ha! Looks like we just saved your butts! Lets get you up here and back home through my head.
Yeah, I think I'm ready to go home.