The Guild (2007) s05e12 Episode Script
Grande Finale!
Thinking back on what little I know of history there isn't a single event involving a dirigible blimp-mobile that ever went right.
I mean, didn't those things crash and burn? That's why we invented airplanes - because those balloon things were not reliable! And, in general, our whole plan to save the game was just like, pppppbbbbbbt.
I mean, we would make the worst Scooby Doo team, ever.
Our van would crash; bad guys would get away with haunting whatever! And, and! We'd lose the dog.
Come to think of it, Zaboo did disappear pretty quick off the top.
Rooo, Zaboo snacks, hur hur! Hehe.
That was terrible.
Oh, we're listing starboard! Oh, drat! Where's my snuff! For the Rings of Time! Wicked ride.
Indeed! Good call, Floyd.
Let's get this wrapped up before the announcement.
Yeah, I also need to grab my inhaler.
Tink, they're gonna go sign something! Uhhh! Zaboo Dammit.
I can't believe I didn't get Stan Lee's autograph! He was sittin' right here! Master Chiefs! We need to mobilize the Seat Saver's Network, one last time! Get out your cellphones! We need to do this for the good of mankind! To recapture our hail of glory! Who am I to judge? I'm in a frickin' butterfly costume.
What's up? Is this some, ah, nerd power trip? Yeah! It is.
Intimidated!? Hunh!? I can make these guys sit anywhere I want.
Well, not make - entreat.
Appeal to one's higher, ah, collaborative work you know.
You need to talk to those girls.
Heh.
Looks like you dweebs have got a date with security.
Mom! Dad! Meet my fiance! You're engaged to my baby! Welcome to the family! I'm out of here.
Agh, why do I have so many haters!? Paper or plastic? Opinion? I was wrong.
So wrong.
You had your reasons.
I insist on my wrongness.
Now let's get you out of harm's way, Madelyn.
Okay! Let's continue! With the costume contest! Come on, let's go! Dudes, that was epic! I hope someone caught that on video! Viral times! We got it all.
Do you mind if we use your confessional for our website? Z: Let me just speak to my manager oh, God! Ugh.
Eyes burning Um, for the price of our hotel bill, and a modest licensing fee, I'm sure we could work something out.
Floyd! Uh, not a good time for fandom.
I made my decision - done.
I'm going to talk to you like I talk to my webcam, which never judges me, so this is super, super hard to do All the crazy stuff that's happened tonight? That's been me and my friends.
Because we love the game that you created, so much.
It brought us together as a guild.
I would never be friends with so many different kinds of people in real life.
Not that I'm racist or ageist, or, anythingist I did use the word Mongoloid one time, thinking it was okay, it is not okay The point is, that um you created something wonderful.
Don't allow it to be broken.
It would it would break us apart.
You know, that's a really nice sentiment, but this is my life.
It's my future.
How would you like to wake up every morning and read things like, , you know, oh, you sickly in person, you know? Oh! I lost my save point.
Hope you die in your sleep! Wouldn't that make you like, you know, think about what you do for a living? Look.
It is not easy to do what you do.
But no one else can do it You gotta think about it like ah, uh, a game party.
You are the tank, you are front and center, and you have to be shielded properly, so you can swing your broadsword of creativity across the - that is so stupid.
Please don't rage quit.
Just reconfigure your party.
That is, unless you really don't care about your legacy, and the game, and the people who play it.
But I think you do.
I think you care about it as much as I care about my guild.
I-I - I hate making decisions.
That concludes our costume contest! Mistress of ceremonies! Ahem! Yes, my turn.
Oh, thank you.
Woah, it's hot in here! Oh yes, announce the winner.
And the winner of the costume contest, and the $20 gift certificate, for bowling, is Steampunk Veritae! Yes! Yes, oh, I won something! We won something.
Back off Sir Pauncelot, you guys were just my accessories - it's mine! I won! Yes! Bowling! Great, that was very sweet, woah! Okay, now a word, from one of our sponsors.
You know him as the creator of an MMO that you love and play - please! Hands together for Floyd Petrowski! You know what? Who can resist a cute generic superhero.
I agree, I am cute right now.
I'll give it a shot.
But, on one condition.
Hello everybody, I'm uh, Floyd Petrowski.
I was going to make some big announcements about changing the game, but um, if you played the demo, it's um.
All there, so no, uh, changes to the game.
What? That's right, Chad - not gonna change anything.
You know what? Screw gamers! I'll move to comic books.
They'll work for foodstamps! He's not very likeable.
Um, so you know, we just thought, let's just keep doing what we're doing, you know.
And you know, get a fresh perspective on it the Gleaming Cross spell for priests is totally back in.
Other than that, uh, yeah.
That, that's it.
thank you.
Who wants some free t-shirts! Tink, best business ever! We did it! Yeah! We did something.
This con is done! Can't wait to sit in front of a computer to socialize again.
Bye Zaboo, see you next year! / For sure, down with the Covenant! Are those your robot friends? Woah, what? Now, pumpkin, we were right disappointed about that fella not bein' your real fiance.
I wanted a double wedding! Now, you answer the phone from now on, okay? You know the probability of that.
But Christmas? It's on.
You make us elf outfits, we'll make you teriyaki candy canes! Don't push it.
Break it up, I wanna see my kids.
Wow, did I just say that!? Aaahhh! April Loo! I'm gonna miss you so much! Apri - April Loo? Clara! Your adventures in snacking cost me half my weekend scratch.
What? Does the phrase, mini-bar for breakfast, ring a bell? Oh, ring-a-ding-ding! We have to take it home with us? I'll miss you.
Call me.
I'll Skype, it's free.
Hey, ready to jet? I am! I don't know if I can drive after last night.
Why? What happened? Codex! See you Monday morning, alright? Work on those ideas of yours.
Yeah, I uh, kind of forgot to tell you guys something Thanks for watching waiting for season 6.
I mean, didn't those things crash and burn? That's why we invented airplanes - because those balloon things were not reliable! And, in general, our whole plan to save the game was just like, pppppbbbbbbt.
I mean, we would make the worst Scooby Doo team, ever.
Our van would crash; bad guys would get away with haunting whatever! And, and! We'd lose the dog.
Come to think of it, Zaboo did disappear pretty quick off the top.
Rooo, Zaboo snacks, hur hur! Hehe.
That was terrible.
Oh, we're listing starboard! Oh, drat! Where's my snuff! For the Rings of Time! Wicked ride.
Indeed! Good call, Floyd.
Let's get this wrapped up before the announcement.
Yeah, I also need to grab my inhaler.
Tink, they're gonna go sign something! Uhhh! Zaboo Dammit.
I can't believe I didn't get Stan Lee's autograph! He was sittin' right here! Master Chiefs! We need to mobilize the Seat Saver's Network, one last time! Get out your cellphones! We need to do this for the good of mankind! To recapture our hail of glory! Who am I to judge? I'm in a frickin' butterfly costume.
What's up? Is this some, ah, nerd power trip? Yeah! It is.
Intimidated!? Hunh!? I can make these guys sit anywhere I want.
Well, not make - entreat.
Appeal to one's higher, ah, collaborative work you know.
You need to talk to those girls.
Heh.
Looks like you dweebs have got a date with security.
Mom! Dad! Meet my fiance! You're engaged to my baby! Welcome to the family! I'm out of here.
Agh, why do I have so many haters!? Paper or plastic? Opinion? I was wrong.
So wrong.
You had your reasons.
I insist on my wrongness.
Now let's get you out of harm's way, Madelyn.
Okay! Let's continue! With the costume contest! Come on, let's go! Dudes, that was epic! I hope someone caught that on video! Viral times! We got it all.
Do you mind if we use your confessional for our website? Z: Let me just speak to my manager oh, God! Ugh.
Eyes burning Um, for the price of our hotel bill, and a modest licensing fee, I'm sure we could work something out.
Floyd! Uh, not a good time for fandom.
I made my decision - done.
I'm going to talk to you like I talk to my webcam, which never judges me, so this is super, super hard to do All the crazy stuff that's happened tonight? That's been me and my friends.
Because we love the game that you created, so much.
It brought us together as a guild.
I would never be friends with so many different kinds of people in real life.
Not that I'm racist or ageist, or, anythingist I did use the word Mongoloid one time, thinking it was okay, it is not okay The point is, that um you created something wonderful.
Don't allow it to be broken.
It would it would break us apart.
You know, that's a really nice sentiment, but this is my life.
It's my future.
How would you like to wake up every morning and read things like, , you know, oh, you sickly in person, you know? Oh! I lost my save point.
Hope you die in your sleep! Wouldn't that make you like, you know, think about what you do for a living? Look.
It is not easy to do what you do.
But no one else can do it You gotta think about it like ah, uh, a game party.
You are the tank, you are front and center, and you have to be shielded properly, so you can swing your broadsword of creativity across the - that is so stupid.
Please don't rage quit.
Just reconfigure your party.
That is, unless you really don't care about your legacy, and the game, and the people who play it.
But I think you do.
I think you care about it as much as I care about my guild.
I-I - I hate making decisions.
That concludes our costume contest! Mistress of ceremonies! Ahem! Yes, my turn.
Oh, thank you.
Woah, it's hot in here! Oh yes, announce the winner.
And the winner of the costume contest, and the $20 gift certificate, for bowling, is Steampunk Veritae! Yes! Yes, oh, I won something! We won something.
Back off Sir Pauncelot, you guys were just my accessories - it's mine! I won! Yes! Bowling! Great, that was very sweet, woah! Okay, now a word, from one of our sponsors.
You know him as the creator of an MMO that you love and play - please! Hands together for Floyd Petrowski! You know what? Who can resist a cute generic superhero.
I agree, I am cute right now.
I'll give it a shot.
But, on one condition.
Hello everybody, I'm uh, Floyd Petrowski.
I was going to make some big announcements about changing the game, but um, if you played the demo, it's um.
All there, so no, uh, changes to the game.
What? That's right, Chad - not gonna change anything.
You know what? Screw gamers! I'll move to comic books.
They'll work for foodstamps! He's not very likeable.
Um, so you know, we just thought, let's just keep doing what we're doing, you know.
And you know, get a fresh perspective on it the Gleaming Cross spell for priests is totally back in.
Other than that, uh, yeah.
That, that's it.
thank you.
Who wants some free t-shirts! Tink, best business ever! We did it! Yeah! We did something.
This con is done! Can't wait to sit in front of a computer to socialize again.
Bye Zaboo, see you next year! / For sure, down with the Covenant! Are those your robot friends? Woah, what? Now, pumpkin, we were right disappointed about that fella not bein' your real fiance.
I wanted a double wedding! Now, you answer the phone from now on, okay? You know the probability of that.
But Christmas? It's on.
You make us elf outfits, we'll make you teriyaki candy canes! Don't push it.
Break it up, I wanna see my kids.
Wow, did I just say that!? Aaahhh! April Loo! I'm gonna miss you so much! Apri - April Loo? Clara! Your adventures in snacking cost me half my weekend scratch.
What? Does the phrase, mini-bar for breakfast, ring a bell? Oh, ring-a-ding-ding! We have to take it home with us? I'll miss you.
Call me.
I'll Skype, it's free.
Hey, ready to jet? I am! I don't know if I can drive after last night.
Why? What happened? Codex! See you Monday morning, alright? Work on those ideas of yours.
Yeah, I uh, kind of forgot to tell you guys something Thanks for watching waiting for season 6.