Orange Is the New Black s05e13 Episode Script

1 [CELL DOOR SLAMS.]
[THEME SONG PLAYING.]
[CELL DOOR SLAMS.]
[CELL DOOR SLAMS.]
- [ETTA JAMES' "STORMY WEATHER" PLAYING.]
- [INMATES SCREAMING INDISTINCTLY.]
There's no sun up In the sky [GRUNTS.]
[OFFICER 1.]
On your knees! - [STUN GUN CRACKLING.]
- [GRUNTS.]
Don't hurt me! [OFFICER 2.]
Let's go! - [OFFICERS YELLING INDISTINCTLY.]
- [INMATES CLAMORING.]
- [PANTING.]
- [OFFICER 3.]
Check the corner! Up against the wall! Let's go! - [INMATE SHRIEKS.]
- [GRUNTS.]
- [OFFICER 2.]
Pull up, pull up.
- [OFFICER 4.]
Hey! Fan out.
Here we go! [OFFICERS YELLING INDISTINCTLY.]
[YELLING.]
No! - Team one moving on to the Bravo target.
- [MAN ON RADIO.]
Team one, proceed.
[OFFICERS CONTINUE YELLING INDISTINCTLY.]
[OFFICER 2.]
Check the hides! [INDISTINCT CHATTER ON WALKIE-TALKIE.]
- [EXPLOSION IN THE DISTANCE.]
- What the hell is happening? Best guess, 20 to 25 men in riot gear are making their way through the prison using smoke bombs, electrified shields, and, when necessary, bullets to take down every person in here.
That noise was most likely the front doors gettin' blasted open with explosives.
But they won't kill us, right? That's insane.
They're not gonna kill us.
[SCOFFS.]
Were you not paying attention four days ago when death came to the cafeteria? I sure as hell didn't make a secret bunker because I thought these things end in a handshake.
Shit! We gotta get out of here.
Hell of a lot safer down here than it is up there.
I think peaceful surrender is a better bet.
Yeah, sounds better than waiting for them to throw a bomb down here and blow us all up.
Okay, well, you're in no condition to go running towards a bunch of armed men.
I think that we're gonna have to stay here.
The real tragedy is that we're gonna die before we can fight over the wedding cake.
Okay.
I understand that sarcasm is your thing and I want to love and accept all parts of you, but can you please not make jokes about dying right now? [GINA.]
Oh, shit! I'm totally freaking out! Gina, take a deep breath.
Frieda is right.
Staying here is safer.
When they find us, we can say we didn't even know what was happening.
Okay, yeah.
Except for the 250-pound guard we have tied up down there.
I gotta get out of here.
I gotta get outside.
I gotta go.
[ANITA SIGHS.]
- I want them to know that I'm innocent.
- [DOOR CLOSES.]
I'm following the hippie.
Norma, stay with us.
We'll be better off if we all stay together.
Safety in numbers.
- See you on the other side.
- [DOOR CLOSES.]
They should be calling about Benny soon.
Or trying to call.
Jesus.
- [INMATES YELLING.]
- They're here.
The dudes.
It's over.
- The riot's over? - Holy shit.
They're coming to rescue us? "Us"? They're gonna rescue you, crucify us.
Where's my cell phone? I have to call him.
I haven't called him.
Uh, I traded it.
For this.
I I bet you could make it to Healy's office.
There's a phone in there.
Hide under the desk so they don't see your shadow through the blinds.
Thank you.
Come on.
I won't be able to run.
See? I knew a knife would be better than a phone.
Good luck.
Please.
[GRUNTS.]
Fuck! Thank you.
[GRUNTS.]
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
[CHUCKLES.]
Fuck! Look, hey, no judgments.
Whatever you're into.
But it doesn't really feel like the right time for kinky stuff.
[CHUCKLES.]
You gonna be my human shield, papi.
They wanna kill me they gotta get through you first.
- Let's go.
- Out there? That that is such a bad idea.
Let them come in here.
That way we can surrender all chill and everything.
- [CLICKS TONGUE.]
- Oh, fuck! [INMATES YELLING INDISTINCTLY.]
- [OUIJA GRUNTS.]
Sorry.
- My bad.
Go left.
- Yo, we gotta go.
- I'm trying! - Wait, where are you going? - The library! Bad move! They're coming from the lobby.
They'll hit the library first! What, you're criticizing our strategy now? Depends on what your strategy is.
You trying to surrender like the rest of these pussy turncoats? You're kidding, right? We been at the front of this since the beginning.
So you're gonna stay and fight the fuckers? Uh, you askin' us to join your team? Team latte.
- Oh, shit! She funny? - She has her moments.
We come this far.
Ain't nobody takin' us easy.
We're in.
Go! Now.
Fuck, we gotta get you out of here.
But everything's gonna be okay, right? - [CHUCKLES.]
I don't know, kid.
- Sit here.
Baby, they are on their way here.
- But it's not like we can avoid it, right? - No, but I gotta go tell Red and company.
- I'm scared.
- [SIGHS.]
All right, look.
Look, there is nothing to be scared of.
All right, you're gonna lay on the ground for a minute or two.
They're gonna swing their dicks around so they can feel like big, bad guys, and then everything is just gonna return to shitty normal.
- [PANTING.]
- But what about the baby? If I survived my mother's nightly martinis in utero, then your baby is going to survive this.
No.
After.
What about after, when it all goes back to shitty normal? I have to have this baby in prison.
And and who's gonna take him when they take him away from me? [CRYING.]
Even my sister, she doesn't have any room and my mother is a mess.
- And Vinnie, he doesn't want it.
- Just look at me.
Look at me.
Your baby is gonna be better than great.
You hear me? But how do you know? [CHUCKLING.]
Because I know you and you're great.
Now, look, I really gotta go.
No.
No, you can't go.
You have to stay.
Five more minutes.
Just five more minutes.
That's all.
- [INMATES YELLING INDISTINCTLY.]
- [SIGHS.]
Okay.
All right, kid.
Five more minutes, okay? [SIGHS.]
[OFFICERS YELLING INDISTINCTLY.]
- [OFFICER.]
Hands in the air! - [INDISTINCT YELLING.]
You have the first line.
Right.
Please don't shoot! We are innocent.
We ain't got nothing to do with any of this.
Dear kind men in scary outfits, can't you see we are all good, pious women who have been doing nothing but praying for hours for all this to come to a peaceful end? [GRUNTS.]
Ow! You really fucked this up.
Yeah, maybe if we had better material.
Oh, sure, blame the writer.
At least they didn't shoot us.
[GRUNTS.]
- Get up.
- Please don't hurt me.
Get up! What are you going to [SCREAMS.]
No! [CRYING.]
I thought our mandate was limited violence, minimal injury.
- Looks minimal to me.
- [CONTINUES CRYING.]
Get her back to the lobby and secure the room.
[SOBBING.]
Oh, God [TALKING INDISTINCTLY.]
Chapel secure.
Team one moving south toward the library hallway.
- [MAN ON WALKIE-TALKIE.]
Copy that.
- [WOMAN CRYING.]
Why? Why? You think he was actually into me, or was only pretending because we made him do it? Nah, I've raped guys before and I could tell it was genuine for him.
He, like, really tried.
Yeah.
- Well, what do you think we should do now? - We could surrender, I guess.
[GRUNTS.]
No, I don't want to surrender! I don't want the fun to stop.
We could stay and fight 'em.
It sounds like a lot of effort.
We could get high.
Sold! To the lady in the back with nine fingertips.
That was mean.
Oh, my God! You're so sensitive when you're sober.
Well, it's a disability.
You shouldn't make fun of it.
Maybe we could get you one of those license plates for retards that let you park anywhere.
- I can't drive! - Really? But what about those buggy things? Is that a different license? You get it down at Department of Horsey Vehicles? [LEANNE.]
There's no such thing as the Department of Horsey Vehicles.
- [ANGIE NEIGHING.]
- [LEANNE GRUNTS FRUSTRATEDLY.]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
Oh, bad habit.
- Better than most bad habits.
- [GRUNTS.]
I suppose that's true.
I don't really drink, but I could use about a gallon of vodka right now.
[CHUCKLES.]
I hear you.
Would a, uh, bit of scotch do the trick? - I believe it would.
- [CHUCKLES.]
Honey, do you think that's a good idea? No.
I think it's a great idea.
Oh, come on, Pats.
- Hmm.
Do you have a daughter in there? - I do.
Mine called this morning.
She seemed all right, but she always seems to find her way into the middle of things.
I just hope and pray that she has enough common sense to stay out of this one.
Mine doesn't have much common sense and I don't know that hopes and prayers have ever been enough with her.
What's her name? - Suzanne.
Yours? - Piper.
It's not what you imagine, is it? When you hold them in your arms for the first time? No.
It is not.
Fuck! Hey, yo! They got Janae and Abdullah.
We gotta go.
[STAMMERING.]
Well, she's not Her breathing, it's, like, off, man.
All right, move.
Hey, Suzanne.
Yo! You gotta wake up, yo.
- [BLACK CINDY.]
Come on, Suzanne.
- Come on.
Yo, we gotta go.
Okay, look.
What if we find them riot guys, and we and we walk up to 'em with our hands up, like, real nice, - and tell 'em she needs help? - They're not here to help! How are we gonna make her wake up, man? Okay, we can, um, carry her to the pharmacy and try to find something, like that's the the opposite of the shit you gave her.
But we gotta hurry.
Come on! Man, we not gonna be able to carry her that far.
She built like a concrete house.
No offense.
[YELLING.]
Well, I don't know what else the fuck to do, all right? They got dudes storming in here.
I ain't slept in three days and I don't got all the answers, man! You made this mess, you clean it! Uh [GASPS.]
Oh, oh, I I got an idea.
All right.
Um, stay with her.
All right? Just stay with her.
[SIGHS.]
I can't lose you too.
For real, I can't lose you too.
- [INMATES YELLING INDISTINCTLY.]
- Move! [SHOES SQUEAK.]
[PANTING.]
[SIGHS.]
Really sorry about this, bud.
Need to borrow the chair.
Typically, I'd be more respectful of the dead, but you were a real son of a bitch when you were alive.
- [GRUNTS.]
- [THUDS.]
Karma.
You know what I'm saying? It's all over.
It was gonna be over sometime.
[CLICKS TONGUE.]
It's just I feel like I found my true calling, you know? - What, being pretty? - No, being, like, a vlogger, or whatever.
That ain't a real job.
Jobs are, like, maid, cook, reality TV star Uh-uh.
I've been reading, and people are making, like, a billion dollars a year off of their YouTube shit.
Well, that ain't ever gonna be us.
At least, not in the near future.
[SCOFFS.]
Or distant future.
Maybe way, way in the future.
[SCOFFS.]
Except we won't be cute no more.
That ain't never gonna be us.
I hate this stupid fucking riot.
Come on, we made such cool shit.
But it was a taste of, like, being normal.
It's better when you forget there's a whole world outside of this place.
And then maybe you don't feel so bad.
I don't know.
I've been in the world and it wasn't all that great either.
True.
Plus I got my best friend in here.
- I know.
We never would have met.
- Exactly.
Yeah.
- One last video? [CHUCKLES.]
- Yeah.
- Yeah? All right.
[CHUCKLES.]
- [INHALES DEEPLY.]
Okay.
- [FLY BUZZING.]
- [SIGHING.]
[SIREN WAILING IN THE DISTANCE.]
See you later, motherfuckers! [INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
This was a mistake.
Can't go back now.
- Guys what's gonna happen to us? - I don't know.
But at least we'll all be together.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER ON WALKIE-TALKIE.]
[OFFICER.]
Up against the wall, now! I said now! Huh, that wasn't so bad.
Told you it'd be fine.
- What the fuck went wrong here? - Yeah, I've read about this.
It's called elephantiasis.
It can happen to your balls too.
Go fuck yourself.
[CHUCKLES.]
Really robbed yourself of the sympathy vote, didn't ya? Let's go, bitch, you can walk.
I have an infection.
- Obviously not in your legs.
- [GROANS.]
[OFFICER.]
Come on.
- [OFFICER GASPS.]
- Young man, we better be going steady before you touch me like that again.
[YELLS.]
You hear me? [GRUNTS.]
[SHOE SQUEAKS.]
[GULPS.]
What? If I'm going down, then I might as well be drunk.
That's a good idea.
Oh, good.
I got the drunks in the draft.
Ah.
I hope they're okay.
If anything happens to them I'll never be - So was it worth it? - What? The riot.
Was it worth it? Oh, don't do that.
I'm not being a dick.
I'm serious.
Things got out of hand.
Out of hand? Wow.
That's real passive shit for a woman who's directly responsible for the ogre in the corner, Red.
Did you stop to think before burying a body in my garden? I had to defend myself in order to stay alive.
So yes.
I can say, definitively, that that was worth it.
Can you? We can't know that yet.
Maybe they'll still meet some of our demands.
Maybe some grandma in Kansas will read an article about this and she'll see us as people instead of criminals.
And then maybe she'll tell all of her grandma friends and they'll tell their kids and then they'll tell their grandkids.
I mean, isn't that how change really happens? Through Midwestern grandmas having epiphanies? Maybe that will have made all of this worth it.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
Hey! - Fuck! What happened? - We had a situation.
Situation? You mean lithium? You got anything to wake her up? Oh, coffee ain't gonna do the trick.
Oh, my God! You.
You did this to her.
I was just trying to do the best I could, all right? Well, ain't that some Sesame Street BS.
You get that we about to be mowed down like some lawn gnomes and it's your fault, right? You know I was just trying to get justice for [BOTH.]
Poussey.
Yeah.
It stopped being about her and started being about your pride a long time ago.
- [CLICKS TONGUE.]
- [OFFICER.]
Down on the ground! - Fuck, they're close.
- We gotta hide.
- I know a place.
- Let's go.
Not you, okay? You gotta get out of here.
- It is only gonna get more dangerous.
- No I want you to walk down the hall with your hands up.
I want you to tell them you're pregnant the minute you see them.
- Yell it.
Make sure that they hear you.
- Hey! Hey! Mazel tov! [STAMMERS.]
Oh, thank you very much.
- Okay? - Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Okay.
Go, now! Come on! We all got to go.
Shit! - Which way? - Come on.
This way.
[OFFICER.]
Show me your hands! - [LORNA.]
I'm pregnant! - [OFFICER.]
Get down! - I'm pregnant! I'm pregnant! - Get down on the ground! Get your pregnant ass on the ground! Now! On the ground! - [ANGIE YELPS.]
- [LEANNE.]
What is it? Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Abort! Abort! No! No! I am not letting this get in the way of my one last riot high.
- Move! Everybody move! Move! - [GRUNTS.]
Shouldn't you be more respectful of the dead? Don't be stupid.
He's a guard, not a person.
- Ang, get in here and close the door.
- Okay.
You care if I go first? - [SNIFFING.]
- Hey, Leanne? Dude, that wasn't even five seconds.
Chill out, you'll get your turn.
[SNIFFING.]
A guard is dead and we are in a very small closet with him and we finger-raped that other guard and then we laughed about it.
And we also tied up that girl like she was a stray dog and the world is ending and I just What if we're the bad guys? [CHUCKLES.]
Oh, my God! You sound so high already.
- Are the fumes that strong? [SNIFFING.]
- I mean it.
What if, like, this whole time we thought that we were Ariel, we're actually Ursula? Well, obviously I'm Sebastian and you're Flounder.
We are lovable clowns.
I don't want to be a clown anymore.
[SIGHS.]
Fine.
You wanna move the dead guy out into the hallway? No, I wanna, like, do something important.
Like what? I don't know, but if we died in here would anybody even care? - I'd care.
- You would be dead.
[SIGHS.]
Well, I guess I'm already dead to my family.
I don't know who my dad is and my mom is probably neck deep in her own bucket of bleach right now.
One second.
[SNIFFS.]
Okay, I'm high enough to make some bad decisions.
- Let's go be good people.
Come on.
- Yes! - Go, go, go! - [SIGHS.]
See you later, dead guy.
[OFFICER.]
Move! Move! Move! Get your ass up and against the wall, inmate.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER ON WALKIE-TALKIE.]
Get the fuck up.
Get the fuck up, bitch.
Take care of her, please.
Hey! Hey! Up against the wall.
Do it now! Hands up against the wall! Hey, shit, man.
You don't have to yell, like, loud.
- I got ears, right? - [OFFICER SHOUTS.]
Oh, fuck me! Okay, man.
Dude! Dude! I'm with you.
I'm with you.
[GROANS.]
Shit, you're strong.
No! Those are Those are mine! [SCREAMS.]
No! [GRUNTING.]
- [SCREAMS.]
- [STUN GUN CRACKLING.]
[GRUNTING.]
Come on, let's go! Move faster! Thank God you're here.
You've gotta help me.
Get your ass against the wall or I'mma shoot you in the face.
- Are those real bullets? - Are you fucking kidding me? - [SHRIEKS.]
- Get your hands up.
What's gonna happen? I don't know.
But you know, there are very few circumstances in life when even I know to shut up.
So do us both a fucking favor.
[INMATE.]
Get off me! - [GLORIA.]
Come on, come on.
Come on.
- [LINE RINGING.]
- [SOFTLY.]
Come on.
Come on.
- [LOURDES IN SPANISH.]
You've reached - [HANGS UP.]
- [OFFICER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY.]
[DIALING.]
- [LINE RINGING.]
[IN SPANISH.]
Lourdes, it's me.
Is he What's happening? The surgeon said everything went fine.
He just got out.
[CRIES.]
He's okay.
[SIGHS.]
He's okay.
[SIGHS.]
I'm not coming.
Things went wrong and I'll tell him.
Tell him I love him.
[IN SPANISH.]
I'll tell him.
If anything happens to me [BREATHING RAGGEDLY.]
My love I promise.
Thank you.
[IN SPANISH.]
I'll call back as soon as I can.
I gotta go.
have a man down.
Man down! Get him outside.
Now.
Take the rest of this place by any means necessary.
Hey, does that mean we have permission to start using the pepper bullets? Shut the fuck up, Natoli.
Let's move.
On the move.
Heading toward dormitory A1.
[MAN ON WALKIE-TALKIE.]
Copy that.
Proceed.
[GRUNTS LOUDLY.]
[OFFICERS SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY.]
[SIGHS.]
[OFFICER 1.]
Move it! Move it! [OFFICER 2.]
Don't need anybody asking questions at this point.
Just stay ahead of me.
Stay ahead of me.
[OFFICER.]
Keep going.
Move forward.
[PANTING.]
- Let's put her on this chair over here.
- [GRUNTING.]
Shit, man.
This secret hiding place couldn't have no elevators? Man, I done seen some white people shit in my day.
But climbing through a locker? That takes the cake.
[PANTING.]
Uh, if you lookin' for a reasonable explanation for wherever the hell we are, don't think it's in there.
All right, I'm just looking for some uppers, you know? Some Adderall.
Speed.
Something.
- Is that a good idea? - It's better than a stroke, right? [BLACK CINDY.]
Whoa! Whoa! What, she could have a stroke? Well, what they do in Pulp Fiction? Come on, Frieda, you gotta have something.
[SIGHS.]
There's a few EpiPens in the locker.
- Top right.
- Where the hell did you come from? Where did I come from? [CHUCKLES.]
You gotta be kidding me.
- You know how to use that? - [NICKY CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY.]
No.
I'll do it.
All right, look, you wanna put it in her thigh right here.
[SIGHS.]
[SOFTLY.]
Sorry.
[BLACK CINDY GRUNTS AND SIGHS.]
Hey, what's She's not waking up.
- Come on, Suzanne.
- Suzanne.
- Suzanne.
- Come on, Suzanne.
- Come on, Suzanne.
- Suzanne.
- Come on, Suzanne.
Please wake up! - Suzanne! - [GASPS.]
- [BLACK CINDY GASPS.]
Oh, my God! I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
[SIGHS.]
Give the girl some room, would you? [BLACK CINDY CRYING.]
Okay.
[BREATHES HEAVILY.]
Why do you look so worried? Do you need some sleep? [GRUNTS.]
Mommy says seven and a half hours is ideal.
No more, no less.
[CLICKS TONGUE.]
I must have gotten that much because I feel great.
[CHUCKLES.]
Shh Like [GRUNTING.]
Mmm-hmm.
Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm.
Seriously you look exhausted.
[TAYSTEE CHUCKLES LIGHTLY.]
- We glad you back, girl.
- Mmm-hmm.
[INMATES YELLING INDISTINCTLY.]
[ANGIE BREATHING HEAVILY.]
[SIGHS.]
I didn't know being a good person was gonna be this hard.
- We're almost done.
- [PANTING.]
- It'll be worth it.
I promise.
- Yeah.
- [DWIGHT SNORING.]
- [REEMA.]
What's going on? - Is she fucking sleeping? - Dwight! - Man! - Dwight! - What's wrong with you? - I doze off when I'm nervous, okay? [SNIFFS.]
What's that smell? [BABS.]
I fart when I'm nervous.
- [NATOLI.]
Get out of there right now! - [ALL YELLING INDISTINCTLY.]
Let's go, ladies.
Come on.
Let's go.
Get up! Get up! You too, princess.
Come on.
I want it recorded somewhere that I didn't have anything to do with any of this.
Are you wearing those little video cameras around your necks? I want everyone to know that I was an innocent [GASPS.]
Go ahead.
Shoot me, you scum bucket.
Shut up! What the fuck are you doing? You told us to take this place by any means necessary.
You're supposed to shoot up, you fucking idiot.
Up into the ceiling, so the little balls explode and the capsaicin rains down on your target.
Shoot 'em in the head with those, they die, and then there's so much fuckin' paperwork.
Pepper bullets up.
You want fun, go mace or Taser.
We clear? Yeah.
Thank you for not killing me.
I'm sorry about the scum bucket thing - [GROANS.]
- Go fuck yourself! - [DWIGHT CRIES AND WHIMPERS.]
- Punching 'em in the face works too.
- Rein, get her out of here.
- Yes, sir.
Out the back door by the loading dock so the media doesn't see blood and freak out.
Let's move! [MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON WALKIE-TALKIE.]
Wait! No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Let's go.
We made it.
Fuck, no.
I see what you're doing.
I'm not going through that door.
Whoever goes through that door, gets shot by whatever cop amped up on shitty coffee and testosterone is waiting out there.
You a real pussy, you know that? It's hot.
Thank you? No one's out there, you dumb-ass.
- [OFFICER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY.]
- Told you.
[DWIGHT.]
Can you at least give me a tissue or something? - [GROANS.]
- [DWIGHT.]
I'm bleeding over everything.
Jesus Christ, do you ever shut the fuck up? Ow! You're hurting me.
[CRIES.]
I need to see a doctor.
[REIN.]
Don't shoot, it's me.
Hell of a meet cute, am I right? - I don't think I can walk.
- What? My ankle, it it feels like it's on fire.
- [EXHALES HEAVILY.]
- Shit.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER ON WALKIE-TALKIE.]
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
- [OFFICER.]
Clear! [ALL GRUNTING AND YELLING INDISTINCTLY.]
What the fuck? [GRUNTS.]
[GRUNTING.]
Let's go, you little bitches.
Cute.
- [YELLS.]
- [GRUNTS.]
You asshole! [GRUNTS.]
[PANTING.]
What the fuck is this? Human tacos.
We love you guys.
Yeah, we wouldn't be anything without our fans.
Thank you so much for all the nice comments about our tits and everything.
Yeah, we really appreciate it.
- This one is for you, Belieber 1996! - 1996! [BOTH.]
One, two, three.
[BOTH SCREAMING.]
Over here! Move it! Move it! - We surrender! We surrender! - Ow! Fuck, you're hurting me! This is how they treat us all the time.
- Put the phone down.
- Oops, sorry! Posted it.
[SCREAMS.]
- [WHIMPERING.]
Oh, my God - [OFFICER YELLING INDISTINCTLY.]
[MARITZA CONTINUES SCREAMING.]
[SCREAMS.]
If this shit fucks up my face, I swear to God! [CRIES AND SCREAMS.]
[YADRIEL.]
Maria! - Maria! - [INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
Hey! Hey, Officer! Uh, give her five minutes and then bring her back.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! [STUTTERS.]
You came! You came! - You okay? - [CRIES.]
Yeah.
[BREATHES HEAVILY.]
Yeah.
Yes, I'm okay.
I'm okay.
Can I? - Yeah.
- [CRIES.]
Hi, mami! Hi! Hi, baby girl! Oh, God! Oh, I missed you so much, baby.
[SNIFFLES.]
Okay.
Thank you.
[BREATHES HEAVILY.]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER ON WALKIE-TALKIE.]
[REPORTER.]
Let's get this.
Right now they seem to be [WOMAN.]
They're all handcuffed.
- [REPORTER.]
Over here! - [INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
Down.
Down.
Down.
Stay right there.
Down.
[MAN.]
How many do you count? Is that smoke? Is that smoke? Holy shit! This is amazing.
We're free! Well, we're still in prison.
Yeah, but no more records.
Bye, bye, 19 shots! [CHUCKLES.]
Yeah, I feel light.
I've been reborn before, but this is even better.
[ANGIE.]
I can't wait to tell everybody.
Dude, we're gonna be, like, heroes.
We'll handle this.
Continue your sweep.
You heard him.
Let's go.
- [ANGIE YELPS.]
- Up against the wall, prisoners.
Hey! Um, actually, we're the good people.
- [GRUNTS.]
- Yeah.
You're fucking angels.
Hands up, inmate.
We need FD in here.
[MAN ON WALKIE-TALKIE.]
Copy.
Fire department on its way.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER ON WALKIE-TALKIE.]
That's all the dormitories, sir.
Prison secure.
I repeat, prison secure.
We'll do one last sweep on our way out.
- Did he just say - The prison's secure.
[SIGHS.]
Holy shit.
No casualties? We don't have confirmation of that just yet.
- [CAPUTO SIGHS.]
- I need to make a call to the governor.
[EXHALES HEAVILY.]
I can't believe it's over.
What a fucking nightmare.
- What's going to happen to them now? - [SCOFFS.]
Oh, Joe.
Your heart bleeds the way only a vagina should.
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
- [MAN.]
Get a picture! [CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING.]
- [WOMEN.]
We love you, Flaritza! - [PEOPLE CHEERING.]
[WOMAN.]
We saw what they did to you! [CHEERING CONTINUES.]
[BOTH LAUGHING.]
[KISSING.]
[MAN.]
Show us your tits! [WOMAN.]
Flaritza! Whoo! Leanne! Leanne! Ang.
My mom's here.
Oh, hi! Hi, Leanne's mom! Nice bonnet! [IN PENNSYLVANIA GERMAN.]
I love you! I'm okay! I'm a good person now! [PANTING.]
would care if I die.
Vinnie! Vinnie! Vinnie! Vinnie! Vinnie! [GRUNTS.]
- [LORNA.]
Vinnie! - Get your hands off her.
She's pregnant! [CRIES.]
I'm so sorry I left you, Lorn.
- You believe me now? - Yeah.
You're pregnant! I can't believe you came back for me.
I'm never gonna leave you again, my little macaroni.
I'm all in! - [CHUCKLES.]
I love you, Vincent Muccio! - I love you, Lorna Morello Muccio! I love you! I'll wait for you! I love you! Excuse me, I I work at MCC.
You have to get me out of here.
If you talk to Joe Caputo, he'll Yeah, I work at MCC too.
Help me! Help me! Yeah, I work at MCC too.
- I work for MCC.
- [INMATE 1.]
Me too.
- I work for MCC! - Work.
MCC.
- No.
No, no.
- [INMATE 2.]
Me too! One-oh-three, 104.
- [GASPS.]
Are you fucking kidding me? - I'm sorry, sweetheart.
Wait a minute, did I say sorry? I meant go fuck yourself.
- Get those confused sometimes.
[CHUCKLING.]
- [INMATES LAUGHING.]
Hey! Hey! Hey! Whoo! - [LAUGHING.]
- [CROWD CHEERING AND WHISTLING.]
[REPORTER ON TV.]
There's been a big development at Litchfield Prison as female prisoners have been escorted out Hey, Boo! Boo! Yes! You're on TV! [CHUCKLES.]
- [CHUCKLES.]
Leanne? She's a stupid bitch.
- [REPORTER CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY.]
You're such a stupid bitch.
[CHUCKLES.]
Phew.
Close call.
That was a close one.
Nicky! Oh, thank God! Where the hell have you been? - Hmm? - Okay.
Okay.
- I had to make sure you're okay, right? - Oh! Where's Lorna? Is she okay? Um I think so.
Yeah.
We got some refugees upstairs.
- Should we invite 'em down to the party? - [RED SIGHS.]
Are you sure you don't want some? - Shit, I missed you.
- You know, can't blame you.
- I'm very missable.
- [CHUCKLES.]
Uh, hello? Man, don't you be going all zombie on us now.
It ain't like one of us always got to be crazy.
- I fucked it all up.
- [CLICKS TONGUE.]
Man, no, you didn't.
Yeah, I did, man.
- I did.
- [SIGHS.]
You said it.
Man, look at this mess.
They ain't gonna give us nothing now.
I failed her.
- I'm so fucking stupid! - Ooh! Again I'd like to point out how a good night's rest might solve a myriad of emotional issues.
You think your feelings are real, but they're not.
- [TAYSTEE CLICKS TONGUE.]
- Trust me.
It's like it's like the sky is blue, right? But when there are clouds, you think it's gray.
But really, it's still blue.
It hasn't changed.
It's just covered with gray clouds passing by.
Now, the clouds are your feelings.
The sky is how it really is.
- Your clouds will pass by.
You gonna - [PANTING.]
You okay? Yeah, I'm okay, but we ain't gonna be.
There's some real bad shit going down out there.
[BLACK CINDY.]
Fuck.
[MAN ON TV.]
that we gotta get it built and that's our priority - [VEHICLE APPROACHING.]
- Rains come, we're gonna be screwed - [ENGINE STOPS.]
- [WOMAN ON TV.]
I get it.
[MAN ON TV.]
All right, I just There's these little parasites or something that's all over the floor and they're killing 'em.
[WOMAN ON TV.]
Oh, God! I didn't see those.
[MAN ON TV.]
All right, so what we're trying to do is we're gonna set up, we can lash this together Here, you wanna go do that? - [WOMAN ON TV.]
Yeah - [GUN COCKS.]
[MAN ON TV.]
I don't know if you have anything [INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
Fuck.
I can't wait to have a nice juicy steak tonight.
Mmm.
[INDISTINCT CLAMORING.]
We're ten short.
[SIGHS.]
- What? - I've got all my guys counting.
We're consistently coming up ten short every count.
Then you need to go back in and do another sweep.
What the hell are you waiting for? Go.
Ma'am, my men scoured the place.
Twice.
Wherever they are, they're hiding strategically, which leads us to believe they plan to fight.
But where? The pool.
- What? - [FIG SIGHS.]
There's an old pool.
Hasn't been used in years.
I always said we should fill that fucking thing.
Yeah.
But you never did, did you? Neither did you.
Can you tell us how to access it? Yes.
We'll need the governor to sign off on possible casualties, ma'am.
Absolutely not.
We'll do whatever we can to avoid them, but we have no idea what these inmates might be armed with and I will not send my men in there unarmed.
- The governor will never sign off - He already signed off this morning.
You tell him where the fucking pool is.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV.]
- It's you.
- It's me.
- Oh, my God.
You found me.
- I found you.
[PENNSATUCKY BREATHES DEEPLY.]
- Hi.
- Hey.
[PENNSATUCKY SIGHS.]
[SIGHS.]
- Whoa! - I was, like, uh Hey.
Sitting there and was, like, this noise was over You think, maybe, we could put the gun down? Oh, yeah.
[GUN CLATTERS.]
[COATES CHUCKLES.]
Hmm.
Do you wanna watch TV? Yeah.
Sure.
We could watch Yeah.
[CHUCKLES.]
[GASPS.]
Oh! Y'all are fucking kidding with this shit, right? - [FRIEDA LAUGHS.]
- Gloria, what's happening out there? They're arresting everybody.
Dragging everyone away.
It's ugly.
[FRIEDA.]
I got some mattresses in the kiddie pool.
They'll make a good barrier, if we need 'em.
Frogger! [SCOFFS.]
See, that's what we needed for her a goddamn playground! [VIDEO GAME BEEPING.]
T, what are you [MUFFLED BREATHING.]
[CHUCKLES.]
Hey, don't mind him.
We'll give him back.
Just an obstacle we encountered along the way.
It's your fault.
- [GRUNTS.]
- Taystee! [MUFFLED GRUNTING.]
You! You're the reason Poussey is gone.
- [PISCATELLA BREATHING RAGGEDLY.]
- T, don't do this.
They ain't never gonna give us Bayley.
But now I got you.
[GRUNTS.]
[THUDS.]
Say something! - Say something, God damn it.
- I'm sorry.
[BREATHING SHAKILY.]
That's all you got? You sorry? You think this is gonna make you feel better? Go ahead, try it.
But it won't.
I promise you that.
I've been down this road.
You don't wanna be like me.
- You don't wanna be like - Shut up! Just trying to save your own damn life.
[GUN CLICKS.]
[TAYSTEE CRYING.]
[SOBBING.]
I miss her so much! I know.
I know.
I miss her so much! [SOBBING LOUDLY.]
[BLACK CINDY SHUSHES.]
I got you.
I got you, man.
[SHUSHES GENTLY.]
It's okay.
Red, what are you doing? Enough.
You walk out of here, yes? You don't touch anyone or anything.
You go.
- [GUN COCKS.]
- [SUZANNE GASPS.]
[PANTING.]
[PISCATELLA SNIFFLES.]
[NICKY SIGHS.]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER ON WALKIE-TALKIE.]
- The hell is going on here? - Nothing good.
[WHISPERS.]
Where do you think they're taking us? Why aren't they out here yet? I don't know.
[OFFICER.]
Entrance should be 50 feet ahead on the left.
Targets assumed to be immediately inside.
[OFFICERS SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY.]
[PISCATELLA.]
Hey.
[GRUNTS.]
Oh, my God.
- What now? - We sure as shit ain't got enough guns.
What if we just start yelling? I mean, they'll hear us, right? We'll just yell that we surrender.
Little late for that.
[EXCLAIMS.]
Would anyone else like a turn? It's like reality, only fake.
Goddamn, I wish I was high.
Frieda, what do we do? We keep our dignity.
[TAYSTEE BREATHING RAGGEDLY.]
[MAN.]
Move it up, ladies.
Single file.
Seriously, what the fuck is happening? Maybe they're sending us to Max? Oh.
Thank God.
They'll see I don't have paperwork or a record or anything then, right? It ain't Max.
There ain't enough fucking space for all of us down there.
I think I'm hyperventilating again.
[BREATHING HEAVILY.]
Yo, am I gonna go blind? Are you okay? - Yeah.
Right.
I don't know.
- Yo.
You could fucking sue them.
Damn.
No, no, no.
We're together.
- You can write letters.
- No.
Letters? What are you talking about? No, where are we going? You think they're gonna let any of you back in there after all this? [FLACA CRYING.]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER ON WALKIE-TALKIE.]
Don't worry, pretty.
One prison's just like another, right? Maritza! [CRIES.]
It's okay.
- I love you! - [CONTINUES CRYING.]
[OFFICER.]
Someone get a pulse on him.
[NATOLI STAMMERS.]
I didn't mean to There's no pulse.
[STAMMERS.]
I did aim for the ceiling, sir.
He's so tall and he caught us by surprise.
Motherfuck.
[INHALES SHARPLY.]
[BLANCA BREATHING HEAVILY.]
- [EXPLOSION ECHOES.]
- [ALL GASP.]
[MELLOW POP SONG PLAYING.]