Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s05e14 Episode Script
Simon & Marcy
[Mouse squeaks.]
[Penguins wenk.]
[All cheering.]
[Screeches.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time Hmm.
Whoa! Marceline.
Marceline, I'm open.
I'm wide open.
Marceline, I got ups! Check out my ups! [Grunts.]
Nope! [Laughs.]
Too slow! JAKE: Whoa! [Grunts, groans.]
[Laughs.]
Yeah! All right.
Good game.
Good game.
Take five.
I'll get us all a bunch of little waters.
Marceline, why'd you invite Ancient Chubs to play basketball? - Yeah! [Sighs.]
Well, he's very dear to my heart.
I love him.
Whatchoo are talking about, Marceline? We've been around for a long time.
We have a long history together.
It's it's a long story.
- Lay it on us.
- Yeah! Lay it out, Marcy.
Ye-e-ah, lay down, Marceline! Go to sleep! Right? What are we talking about? All right.
Suppose it's about time I told someone this story.
[Grunts.]
Hmm.
Ha ha! Might be something in here, Marceline.
[Creak.]
[Laughing.]
Ewwww! It's a dead rat! Hey, yeah.
So it is.
Looks like we've got a cute new traveling buddy! Ew! No! [Laughs.]
He's kind of cute.
[Clank.]
[Grunts.]
[Grunts.]
Hey, check it out a VHS tape.
You wanna watch a movie? - Yeah.
Man, this is a boring movie.
[Laughs.]
I liked the book much better.
[Both laugh.]
You're so silly, Simon.
[Laughs.]
Yeah, I suppose so.
[Rustling.]
Huh? What is that? I'm not sure, but it's coming our way.
Come on.
[Panting.]
Marcy, you stay in the car.
I'll be right back.
- Simon! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! You're not going to put it on, are you? I have to to protect us.
But you're gonna act weird again.
Don't worry.
I can control it better now.
[Whines.]
It's okay.
B.
R.
B.
[Rustling.]
Oh, boy.
Here it comes.
Oh, bread balls.
Oh, bread balls.
Oh, bread balls! [Ting!.]
[Grunts.]
[Whoosh!.]
[Cackles evilly.]
I call upon the power of ice and snow! Ice winds, blo-o-o-o-w! [Grunts.]
[Growls.]
You will no longer terrify a 47-year-old man and a 7-year-old girl! [Groans.]
- [Gasps.]
- [Cackles.]
Simon, stop! It's frozen! Not now, Gunther.
I'm doing big-people things.
Play in the snow.
Build me a snowman.
Eugh! [Crackling.]
[Gasps, groans.]
[Grunts.]
[Laughs.]
Heh? [Clank.]
Simon! Simon, are you okay? [Grunts.]
Uh y-yeah.
You're getting worse, Simon.
Your hair and your nose are longer.
And you started to hover in the air! Oh, yeah? Did I look pretty fly?! [Cackles evilly.]
What are you talking about? You're scaring me.
[Panting, laughs.]
I-I'm sorry.
Did I say something? Simon, promise me you won't put it on again.
Okay.
I promise.
What is that thing? It's a deer.
[Grunts.]
If there are deers in the forest, do you think there are other things? I don't know.
Hmm.
[Whistles.]
[Grunts.]
This is gonna be good.
This is gonna be worth it.
Use the remote to turn on the TV.
[Clink.]
[Clicks tongue.]
[Vocalizes "Cheers" theme.]
Making your way in the world today takes everything you got Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name What is this? Filmed before a live studio audience.
[Imitates door opening.]
"Norm!" Mute.
[Laughs.]
[Coughing.]
Marcy? [Gasps.]
Oh, no.
Uh, you're fine.
Just a bit warm.
But you should get some sleep.
[Breathes shakily.]
[Coughing.]
Hey, good morning.
I made you breakfast.
It's mostly pine needles and deer guts.
Aw, you're even worse.
I mean, don't freak out or anything, but we need to get you some chicken soup.
[Grunts.]
[Sighs.]
There you go.
There must've been a soupery in that town.
But I don't want you walking all that way.
Okay, you ready for a motorbike ride? Mm-hmm! [Engine sputters.]
Okay.
Now we're talkin'.
She just needs a little love.
[Engine turns over.]
Wowzers! Okay, let's try something else.
Hey, Marcy, I wrote a song for you.
[Scatting.]
Ohhhhhhh, yeah! [Laughs.]
Your songs are so good.
Here we go! [Grunting.]
Aw! It's locked! Vandalism is wrong, Marcy.
Okay.
Oh, everything's gone! Except for these greeting cards.
[distorted music plays.]
Ohhhhh! Simon look! [Growling.]
[Gasps.]
What is that thing? This this is really bad.
No.
I have to protect us! No! [Growls.]
- I have to! - No! Don't put it on! Marcy, stay back! [Panting.]
[Grunts.]
[Squish!.]
[Both scream.]
W-W-We're getting out of here! Oops.
[Gasps.]
Hey, little lady, how about a ride on an old man's back? Hmm? I can walk.
I'm not a child, Simon.
Look, sweetie, someday, you'll be too big to hold.
I'm as old as garlic balls.
If someone offered to pick me up and carry me, I'd do it in a heartbeat.
Take it while you can get it.
Ah-choo! [Laughs.]
Gross.
You're gross.
You're gross, Simon! We're both gross, darling.
[Growls.]
[Gasps.]
[Growling echoes.]
Hmm.
A food truck! Might be chicken soup inside there.
[Grunting.]
All right.
Time to get some chicken soup inside you.
Clams? "The Clambulance"?! No! I need chicken! Marceline, cover your ears! Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother! [Growling.]
[Both gasp.]
[Grunts.]
[Roaring.]
Mother.
Mother.
[Grunts.]
Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother! Clambula-a-a-nce! Clambulaaance! Clambulaaance! Clambulaaance! [Growling in distance.]
What are we gonna do, Simon? We're gonna run! [Grunts.]
[Creatures growling.]
MARCELINE: Whoa! [Grunts.]
Come on, come on, come on! [Grunts.]
[Panting.]
Mama! Mama! Mama! Mama! Mama mia! [Panting.]
Our butts are grass, right? [Grunts.]
Not yet.
Don't leave me here, Simon.
I can fight! I'm sorry, Marcy.
Simon! [Growling intensifies.]
You have to keep it together, Simon for her.
Simon, you promised.
[Vocalizes "Cheers" theme.]
Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got [creatures growl.]
Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot Wouldn't it be nice to get away Where everybody knows your name [voice breaking.]
Where everybody [grunts.]
[Screams, panting.]
[Creeeeak!.]
[Plunk!.]
Huh?! [Squish!.]
Eugh! Marcy, look I-I found chicken soup.
You're gonna feel awesome in a moment.
I'm just glad [gulps.]
you're okay.
- Do you feel awesome? - Mm-hmm.
I love you, Simon.
I love you Gunther.
- Pretty heavy.
- Whoa, mama.
Whoa! So, what happened next? How's it end? Well, little Marcy felt a lot better.
And she and Simon lived happily ever after.
Aw.
That's nice.
Marceline, keep telling these chumps stories while I score a bunch of baskets.
[Laughing.]
Okay.
Yeah! Ye-e-e-a-a-ah! Ha ha! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooooo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree
[Penguins wenk.]
[All cheering.]
[Screeches.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time Hmm.
Whoa! Marceline.
Marceline, I'm open.
I'm wide open.
Marceline, I got ups! Check out my ups! [Grunts.]
Nope! [Laughs.]
Too slow! JAKE: Whoa! [Grunts, groans.]
[Laughs.]
Yeah! All right.
Good game.
Good game.
Take five.
I'll get us all a bunch of little waters.
Marceline, why'd you invite Ancient Chubs to play basketball? - Yeah! [Sighs.]
Well, he's very dear to my heart.
I love him.
Whatchoo are talking about, Marceline? We've been around for a long time.
We have a long history together.
It's it's a long story.
- Lay it on us.
- Yeah! Lay it out, Marcy.
Ye-e-ah, lay down, Marceline! Go to sleep! Right? What are we talking about? All right.
Suppose it's about time I told someone this story.
[Grunts.]
Hmm.
Ha ha! Might be something in here, Marceline.
[Creak.]
[Laughing.]
Ewwww! It's a dead rat! Hey, yeah.
So it is.
Looks like we've got a cute new traveling buddy! Ew! No! [Laughs.]
He's kind of cute.
[Clank.]
[Grunts.]
[Grunts.]
Hey, check it out a VHS tape.
You wanna watch a movie? - Yeah.
Man, this is a boring movie.
[Laughs.]
I liked the book much better.
[Both laugh.]
You're so silly, Simon.
[Laughs.]
Yeah, I suppose so.
[Rustling.]
Huh? What is that? I'm not sure, but it's coming our way.
Come on.
[Panting.]
Marcy, you stay in the car.
I'll be right back.
- Simon! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! You're not going to put it on, are you? I have to to protect us.
But you're gonna act weird again.
Don't worry.
I can control it better now.
[Whines.]
It's okay.
B.
R.
B.
[Rustling.]
Oh, boy.
Here it comes.
Oh, bread balls.
Oh, bread balls.
Oh, bread balls! [Ting!.]
[Grunts.]
[Whoosh!.]
[Cackles evilly.]
I call upon the power of ice and snow! Ice winds, blo-o-o-o-w! [Grunts.]
[Growls.]
You will no longer terrify a 47-year-old man and a 7-year-old girl! [Groans.]
- [Gasps.]
- [Cackles.]
Simon, stop! It's frozen! Not now, Gunther.
I'm doing big-people things.
Play in the snow.
Build me a snowman.
Eugh! [Crackling.]
[Gasps, groans.]
[Grunts.]
[Laughs.]
Heh? [Clank.]
Simon! Simon, are you okay? [Grunts.]
Uh y-yeah.
You're getting worse, Simon.
Your hair and your nose are longer.
And you started to hover in the air! Oh, yeah? Did I look pretty fly?! [Cackles evilly.]
What are you talking about? You're scaring me.
[Panting, laughs.]
I-I'm sorry.
Did I say something? Simon, promise me you won't put it on again.
Okay.
I promise.
What is that thing? It's a deer.
[Grunts.]
If there are deers in the forest, do you think there are other things? I don't know.
Hmm.
[Whistles.]
[Grunts.]
This is gonna be good.
This is gonna be worth it.
Use the remote to turn on the TV.
[Clink.]
[Clicks tongue.]
[Vocalizes "Cheers" theme.]
Making your way in the world today takes everything you got Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name What is this? Filmed before a live studio audience.
[Imitates door opening.]
"Norm!" Mute.
[Laughs.]
[Coughing.]
Marcy? [Gasps.]
Oh, no.
Uh, you're fine.
Just a bit warm.
But you should get some sleep.
[Breathes shakily.]
[Coughing.]
Hey, good morning.
I made you breakfast.
It's mostly pine needles and deer guts.
Aw, you're even worse.
I mean, don't freak out or anything, but we need to get you some chicken soup.
[Grunts.]
[Sighs.]
There you go.
There must've been a soupery in that town.
But I don't want you walking all that way.
Okay, you ready for a motorbike ride? Mm-hmm! [Engine sputters.]
Okay.
Now we're talkin'.
She just needs a little love.
[Engine turns over.]
Wowzers! Okay, let's try something else.
Hey, Marcy, I wrote a song for you.
[Scatting.]
Ohhhhhhh, yeah! [Laughs.]
Your songs are so good.
Here we go! [Grunting.]
Aw! It's locked! Vandalism is wrong, Marcy.
Okay.
Oh, everything's gone! Except for these greeting cards.
[distorted music plays.]
Ohhhhh! Simon look! [Growling.]
[Gasps.]
What is that thing? This this is really bad.
No.
I have to protect us! No! [Growls.]
- I have to! - No! Don't put it on! Marcy, stay back! [Panting.]
[Grunts.]
[Squish!.]
[Both scream.]
W-W-We're getting out of here! Oops.
[Gasps.]
Hey, little lady, how about a ride on an old man's back? Hmm? I can walk.
I'm not a child, Simon.
Look, sweetie, someday, you'll be too big to hold.
I'm as old as garlic balls.
If someone offered to pick me up and carry me, I'd do it in a heartbeat.
Take it while you can get it.
Ah-choo! [Laughs.]
Gross.
You're gross.
You're gross, Simon! We're both gross, darling.
[Growls.]
[Gasps.]
[Growling echoes.]
Hmm.
A food truck! Might be chicken soup inside there.
[Grunting.]
All right.
Time to get some chicken soup inside you.
Clams? "The Clambulance"?! No! I need chicken! Marceline, cover your ears! Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother! [Growling.]
[Both gasp.]
[Grunts.]
[Roaring.]
Mother.
Mother.
[Grunts.]
Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother! Mother! Clambula-a-a-nce! Clambulaaance! Clambulaaance! Clambulaaance! [Growling in distance.]
What are we gonna do, Simon? We're gonna run! [Grunts.]
[Creatures growling.]
MARCELINE: Whoa! [Grunts.]
Come on, come on, come on! [Grunts.]
[Panting.]
Mama! Mama! Mama! Mama! Mama mia! [Panting.]
Our butts are grass, right? [Grunts.]
Not yet.
Don't leave me here, Simon.
I can fight! I'm sorry, Marcy.
Simon! [Growling intensifies.]
You have to keep it together, Simon for her.
Simon, you promised.
[Vocalizes "Cheers" theme.]
Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got [creatures growl.]
Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot Wouldn't it be nice to get away Where everybody knows your name [voice breaking.]
Where everybody [grunts.]
[Screams, panting.]
[Creeeeak!.]
[Plunk!.]
Huh?! [Squish!.]
Eugh! Marcy, look I-I found chicken soup.
You're gonna feel awesome in a moment.
I'm just glad [gulps.]
you're okay.
- Do you feel awesome? - Mm-hmm.
I love you, Simon.
I love you Gunther.
- Pretty heavy.
- Whoa, mama.
Whoa! So, what happened next? How's it end? Well, little Marcy felt a lot better.
And she and Simon lived happily ever after.
Aw.
That's nice.
Marceline, keep telling these chumps stories while I score a bunch of baskets.
[Laughing.]
Okay.
Yeah! Ye-e-e-a-a-ah! Ha ha! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooooo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree