Teen Titans Go! (2013) s05e14 Episode Script
Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star: Second Greatest Team Edition (Part 2)
1 [ANIMAL SOUNDS.]
Go! [TITLE MUSIC.]
T E E N T I T A N S Teen Titans let's go [SCRATCHING.]
T-TEEN, T-TEE-TEEN Teen Titans, go! Welcome back to Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star: Second Greatest Team Edition.
[MUSIC.]
Today, a lot of super teams did their best.
But, now, only two teams remain standing.
The H.
I.
V.
E.
rocked the stage with The Booty Scooty.
Booty! But Robin got seriously jacked up on the beatdown trying to out-Swayze Swayze.
[BONE CRACKS.]
[SCREAMS.]
[LAUGHS.]
Let's watch that again in super duper slo-mo.
[SCREAMING IN SLO-MO.]
Dang! After Robin beefed it hard, See-More wowed the judges with his performance of Mummy Money.
The pyramid scheme money Now, it's all up to Beast Boy to keep the Teen Titans in the game with a fresh rendish of an old classic.
[PANTING.]
And a dog with a flea on channel 203 And someone demands on channel 310 And a ghost says, "Boo" on channel 410 [GROANS.]
[AUDIENCE GASPS.]
[ALL GROANING.]
RAVEN: Ah, nope.
[BUTTONS DING.]
[AUDIENCE CHEERING.]
- Wait, they like that garbage? - Dang, Beastie, singing Happy Birthday on Wonder Woman's birthday.
Smooth move, player! You got game.
Fist bump.
You know me, I'm a thoughtful bruh.
Give it up for Beast Boy, y'all.
[AUDIENCE CHEER.]
Ah, happy birthday.
My dude sang Happy Birthday and won.
[LAUGHS.]
And this is why TV talent shows are dumb.
Take that, H.
I.
V.
E.
[LAUGHS.]
You can cheat all you want, but you'll never win.
It's because you are rotten to the core.
Rotten to the core! Ooh, doggie, this competition is heating up now.
Let's check in on that "rotten to the core" team.
Would you guys mind if we joined hands and shared positive thoughts? I want you all to know, I'm proud of this team no matter what happens.
This is such an amazing opportunity.
I've grown so much as a person throughout this competition.
- And, hey, if the Titans win, so be it.
- I'll shake their hands.
Look 'em right in the eye, and shake their hands.
Amen to that, yo.
My, oh, my.
Talk about some heartwarming biz from the H.
I.
V.
E.
Respect.
I have done the research on the Ringo.
According to the sources, there was a farmer, had a dog, and Ringo was his name-o.
Such a noble animal, the farm hound.
When we arrive at the last resort, I will live up to Ringo's good name.
Until then, I will do the biding of the time.
R-I-N-G-O, R-I [ALL LAUGHING.]
Hey, Star.
Do you need me to become the Ringo, and perform my special song? No, we figured out how to beat the H.
I.
V.
E.
We are gonna perform a song that only the Teen Titans could sing.
Teen, Teen Titans, The Titans, the Teen Titans Teen, Teen Titans, The Titans, the Teen Titans Robin, Robin, the leader, Robin, Robin, in charge Raven is here to drop it on you even harder - Whoo! - All right.
Oh, it's genius.
The lyrics consist entirely - of our names and descriptions.
- It's so fresh, ain't no way the H.
I.
V.
E.
's gonna steal this one, baby.
It seems you do not need the Ringo after all.
No, we do not.
I think it's safe to say the Teen Titans have got this one in the bag.
ALL: Yeah! [CHEERING.]
And Ringo was his name-o Our next song is one that only the Teen Titans could perform.
With lyrics so personalized that it would be ludicrous for anyone else to even attempt it.
Without further ado, here's the H.
I.
V.
E.
singing the Teen Titans' song Go.
Teen Titans, The Titans, the Teen Titans Teen, Teen Titans, The Titans, the Teen Titans - What! - This must be a joke, right? We them real heroes taking down the big menace They're literally singing our song as if they were us.
These crooks! These highway robbers! - These rapscallions! - It's okay, there's no way the judges will like that performance.
It's rotten to the core, just like them.
Teen Titans, The Titans, the Teen Titans Go! Rotten to the core! Now, let's see what the judges think of the H.
I.
V.
E.
's song choice.
[DINGING.]
[BUZZES.]
[DINGS.]
[CHEERING.]
Wow, the Titans will have to beat that near-perfect score if they are going to claim the title of second greatest team in the DC Universe.
They stole our best and most unique song.
Now we've got nothing.
Ah, nothing! We better find something.
Do I have to remind you of the stakes? [ALL SCREAMING.]
I don't want to live in a world that is exactly the same when this is over! If we don't wins, who's gonna wake up tomorrow feeling no regret or excitement about this whole event? Friends, it seems we have finally arrived at the last resort.
Now is the time for the Ringo to save the day.
And I am the ready, Titans.
I am the ready.
We can't send you out there, Star.
Why the not? Am I not the Ringo of the group? Oh, you are.
But Ringo wasn't the best one in his group.
- RAVEN: He wasn't even the second best.
- CYBORG: Or the third.
Looks, we loves you, girl.
But this be a song, and dance competition, and you ain't the song and the dance type.
I see.
Then what can we do? We have only one option left.
We cheat.
- But - The H.
I.
V.
E.
has been stealing from us the whole time.
And that gives us the right to resort to illegitimate tactics.
I'm down for being a "cheetah"! Uh, I'm a party animal.
Good, Party Animal, because you are going to switch the winning envelope with this one, guaranteeing our victory.
Cheating, cheating, cheating So hard [MELLOW MUSIC.]
I would rather lose as the Ringo than win as the cheat.
[CLEARS THROAT.]
ALL: Huh? Cheat all day, cheat all night.
- [ALL GASP.]
What is she doing? - No, no, no, no, no! What you got for us, homegirl? Mr.
Rang, I shall perform the special song that makes the happy feelings.
Oh, man, this is gonna be a train wreck.
Give it up, y'all.
[SCATTERED APPLAUSE.]
[FEEDBACK WHINES.]
[YAWNS.]
[BUTTON SQUEAKING.]
[QUIETLY.]
I am the Ringo.
[INHALES DEEPLY.]
[UPBEAT MUSIC.]
Lights, camera, action Feel the attraction It'll put a spell on you ooh, ooh Lights, camera, action For fame and fashion Bright lights that'll make you say, "Ooh, ooh, ooh" [RAPPING.]
I'm drippin' in diamonds and pearls Every night it's like Hollywood out with my girls Pulling up in these fancy cars Getting treated all night like super stars We love these flashy lights Star-studded crazy nights Diving into the seas full of cash Living this high life ain't so bad Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh This is the high life Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh [CRASHES.]
Lights, camera, action [CHEERING.]
Feel the attraction It'll put a spell on you ooh, ooh Lights, camera, action For fame and fashion Bright lights that'll make you say, "Ooh, ooh, ooh" [AUDIENCE CHEERING LOUDLY.]
Wow! Just wow! The judges are going to have a hard time picking a winner after that performance.
[WHISTLES.]
Not! - Wow, who knew? - That girl is full of surprises.
I am so the happy that I was able to share my special song.
[GIGGLES.]
The judges have made their decision.
[MUSIC.]
It's time to find out who will win the title of [READING.]
Envelope, please.
And our winners are The Teen Titans.
[ALL CHEERING.]
This is the best day of my life! You did it, Star.
You did it.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, I dids it too! I'm the one who switched them envelopes.
[ALL GASP.]
Uh, that was the plan, right? Yes, Beast Boy, that was the plan [YELLS.]
until Starfire sang an amazing song! Ooh, so y'all are coming direct, and admitting to cheating? Oh, yeah, baby, that's how I do it.
I did it real good too.
No one even noticed I switched them envelopes.
[CHUCKLES.]
I was too sneaky, yo.
Holy smokes, gang.
We've got some straight up Machiavellian scheming right here.
- Ridonkulus.
- We only did it because they've been cheating the whole time! They are rotten to the core! Rotten to the core! - We tried to warn you.
- The Titans always cheat.
Let's get the real envelope out here.
Ugh, fine.
[SQUELCHING.]
And our winners are [MUSIC.]
The Teen Titans? - We won? We won? - You sure did.
Too bad you cheated, homies.
Now you're disqualified.
That's right, the second greatest team in the DC Universe is the H.
I.
V.
E.
[ALL CHEERING.]
BIRDARANG: Along with the title of Second Greatest Team, our winners also get an all expense paid vacation to the Hall of Justice.
Yee-haw! We're sorry we didn't believe in you, Starfire.
You showed us that sometimes a Ringo can be a Paul.
Thank you, friends.
I was just glad I was able to share my song with everyone.
Oh, no, here it comes.
The future we tried to prevent.
[ALL WHIMPERING.]
[ALL SCREAMING.]
- Oh, this is fine.
- Yeah, not bad.
- Not that good the either.
- Just the same.
And that's it for this episode of Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star: Second Greatest Team Edition.
Peace out, fellas.
[THEME MUSIC.]
Go! [TITLE MUSIC.]
T E E N T I T A N S Teen Titans let's go [SCRATCHING.]
T-TEEN, T-TEE-TEEN Teen Titans, go! Welcome back to Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star: Second Greatest Team Edition.
[MUSIC.]
Today, a lot of super teams did their best.
But, now, only two teams remain standing.
The H.
I.
V.
E.
rocked the stage with The Booty Scooty.
Booty! But Robin got seriously jacked up on the beatdown trying to out-Swayze Swayze.
[BONE CRACKS.]
[SCREAMS.]
[LAUGHS.]
Let's watch that again in super duper slo-mo.
[SCREAMING IN SLO-MO.]
Dang! After Robin beefed it hard, See-More wowed the judges with his performance of Mummy Money.
The pyramid scheme money Now, it's all up to Beast Boy to keep the Teen Titans in the game with a fresh rendish of an old classic.
[PANTING.]
And a dog with a flea on channel 203 And someone demands on channel 310 And a ghost says, "Boo" on channel 410 [GROANS.]
[AUDIENCE GASPS.]
[ALL GROANING.]
RAVEN: Ah, nope.
[BUTTONS DING.]
[AUDIENCE CHEERING.]
- Wait, they like that garbage? - Dang, Beastie, singing Happy Birthday on Wonder Woman's birthday.
Smooth move, player! You got game.
Fist bump.
You know me, I'm a thoughtful bruh.
Give it up for Beast Boy, y'all.
[AUDIENCE CHEER.]
Ah, happy birthday.
My dude sang Happy Birthday and won.
[LAUGHS.]
And this is why TV talent shows are dumb.
Take that, H.
I.
V.
E.
[LAUGHS.]
You can cheat all you want, but you'll never win.
It's because you are rotten to the core.
Rotten to the core! Ooh, doggie, this competition is heating up now.
Let's check in on that "rotten to the core" team.
Would you guys mind if we joined hands and shared positive thoughts? I want you all to know, I'm proud of this team no matter what happens.
This is such an amazing opportunity.
I've grown so much as a person throughout this competition.
- And, hey, if the Titans win, so be it.
- I'll shake their hands.
Look 'em right in the eye, and shake their hands.
Amen to that, yo.
My, oh, my.
Talk about some heartwarming biz from the H.
I.
V.
E.
Respect.
I have done the research on the Ringo.
According to the sources, there was a farmer, had a dog, and Ringo was his name-o.
Such a noble animal, the farm hound.
When we arrive at the last resort, I will live up to Ringo's good name.
Until then, I will do the biding of the time.
R-I-N-G-O, R-I [ALL LAUGHING.]
Hey, Star.
Do you need me to become the Ringo, and perform my special song? No, we figured out how to beat the H.
I.
V.
E.
We are gonna perform a song that only the Teen Titans could sing.
Teen, Teen Titans, The Titans, the Teen Titans Teen, Teen Titans, The Titans, the Teen Titans Robin, Robin, the leader, Robin, Robin, in charge Raven is here to drop it on you even harder - Whoo! - All right.
Oh, it's genius.
The lyrics consist entirely - of our names and descriptions.
- It's so fresh, ain't no way the H.
I.
V.
E.
's gonna steal this one, baby.
It seems you do not need the Ringo after all.
No, we do not.
I think it's safe to say the Teen Titans have got this one in the bag.
ALL: Yeah! [CHEERING.]
And Ringo was his name-o Our next song is one that only the Teen Titans could perform.
With lyrics so personalized that it would be ludicrous for anyone else to even attempt it.
Without further ado, here's the H.
I.
V.
E.
singing the Teen Titans' song Go.
Teen Titans, The Titans, the Teen Titans Teen, Teen Titans, The Titans, the Teen Titans - What! - This must be a joke, right? We them real heroes taking down the big menace They're literally singing our song as if they were us.
These crooks! These highway robbers! - These rapscallions! - It's okay, there's no way the judges will like that performance.
It's rotten to the core, just like them.
Teen Titans, The Titans, the Teen Titans Go! Rotten to the core! Now, let's see what the judges think of the H.
I.
V.
E.
's song choice.
[DINGING.]
[BUZZES.]
[DINGS.]
[CHEERING.]
Wow, the Titans will have to beat that near-perfect score if they are going to claim the title of second greatest team in the DC Universe.
They stole our best and most unique song.
Now we've got nothing.
Ah, nothing! We better find something.
Do I have to remind you of the stakes? [ALL SCREAMING.]
I don't want to live in a world that is exactly the same when this is over! If we don't wins, who's gonna wake up tomorrow feeling no regret or excitement about this whole event? Friends, it seems we have finally arrived at the last resort.
Now is the time for the Ringo to save the day.
And I am the ready, Titans.
I am the ready.
We can't send you out there, Star.
Why the not? Am I not the Ringo of the group? Oh, you are.
But Ringo wasn't the best one in his group.
- RAVEN: He wasn't even the second best.
- CYBORG: Or the third.
Looks, we loves you, girl.
But this be a song, and dance competition, and you ain't the song and the dance type.
I see.
Then what can we do? We have only one option left.
We cheat.
- But - The H.
I.
V.
E.
has been stealing from us the whole time.
And that gives us the right to resort to illegitimate tactics.
I'm down for being a "cheetah"! Uh, I'm a party animal.
Good, Party Animal, because you are going to switch the winning envelope with this one, guaranteeing our victory.
Cheating, cheating, cheating So hard [MELLOW MUSIC.]
I would rather lose as the Ringo than win as the cheat.
[CLEARS THROAT.]
ALL: Huh? Cheat all day, cheat all night.
- [ALL GASP.]
What is she doing? - No, no, no, no, no! What you got for us, homegirl? Mr.
Rang, I shall perform the special song that makes the happy feelings.
Oh, man, this is gonna be a train wreck.
Give it up, y'all.
[SCATTERED APPLAUSE.]
[FEEDBACK WHINES.]
[YAWNS.]
[BUTTON SQUEAKING.]
[QUIETLY.]
I am the Ringo.
[INHALES DEEPLY.]
[UPBEAT MUSIC.]
Lights, camera, action Feel the attraction It'll put a spell on you ooh, ooh Lights, camera, action For fame and fashion Bright lights that'll make you say, "Ooh, ooh, ooh" [RAPPING.]
I'm drippin' in diamonds and pearls Every night it's like Hollywood out with my girls Pulling up in these fancy cars Getting treated all night like super stars We love these flashy lights Star-studded crazy nights Diving into the seas full of cash Living this high life ain't so bad Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh This is the high life Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh [CRASHES.]
Lights, camera, action [CHEERING.]
Feel the attraction It'll put a spell on you ooh, ooh Lights, camera, action For fame and fashion Bright lights that'll make you say, "Ooh, ooh, ooh" [AUDIENCE CHEERING LOUDLY.]
Wow! Just wow! The judges are going to have a hard time picking a winner after that performance.
[WHISTLES.]
Not! - Wow, who knew? - That girl is full of surprises.
I am so the happy that I was able to share my special song.
[GIGGLES.]
The judges have made their decision.
[MUSIC.]
It's time to find out who will win the title of [READING.]
Envelope, please.
And our winners are The Teen Titans.
[ALL CHEERING.]
This is the best day of my life! You did it, Star.
You did it.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, I dids it too! I'm the one who switched them envelopes.
[ALL GASP.]
Uh, that was the plan, right? Yes, Beast Boy, that was the plan [YELLS.]
until Starfire sang an amazing song! Ooh, so y'all are coming direct, and admitting to cheating? Oh, yeah, baby, that's how I do it.
I did it real good too.
No one even noticed I switched them envelopes.
[CHUCKLES.]
I was too sneaky, yo.
Holy smokes, gang.
We've got some straight up Machiavellian scheming right here.
- Ridonkulus.
- We only did it because they've been cheating the whole time! They are rotten to the core! Rotten to the core! - We tried to warn you.
- The Titans always cheat.
Let's get the real envelope out here.
Ugh, fine.
[SQUELCHING.]
And our winners are [MUSIC.]
The Teen Titans? - We won? We won? - You sure did.
Too bad you cheated, homies.
Now you're disqualified.
That's right, the second greatest team in the DC Universe is the H.
I.
V.
E.
[ALL CHEERING.]
BIRDARANG: Along with the title of Second Greatest Team, our winners also get an all expense paid vacation to the Hall of Justice.
Yee-haw! We're sorry we didn't believe in you, Starfire.
You showed us that sometimes a Ringo can be a Paul.
Thank you, friends.
I was just glad I was able to share my song with everyone.
Oh, no, here it comes.
The future we tried to prevent.
[ALL WHIMPERING.]
[ALL SCREAMING.]
- Oh, this is fine.
- Yeah, not bad.
- Not that good the either.
- Just the same.
And that's it for this episode of Justice League's Next Top Talent Idol Star: Second Greatest Team Edition.
Peace out, fellas.
[THEME MUSIC.]