Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s05e15 Episode Script
A Glitch is a Glitch
[mouse squeaks.]
[Penguins wenk.]
[all cheering.]
[ Screeches .]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time [ laughs.]
Okay, now make him look angrier.
FINN: All right, give me a second JAKE: Nope.
Not funny anymore.
Sorry, dude.
You ruined it.
Man, I don't have the patience for this animation junk.
Whoever does this must have no life whatsoev-- Oof! Why did I do that? [ Glass shatters .]
BOTH: Huh? Yo, Finn, did you order a brick? Mm, I don't think so.
JAKE: False alarm.
It's just an e-mail.
FINN: Who's it from? Looks like Ice King's handwriting.
[gasps.]
[gagging.]
FINN: Ugh! JAKE: Ohh! Escape,Jake! Escape! All right, all right, hold on.
I think I can [cooling fan whirring.]
Aw, man.
Thing must've had a computer worm in it.
Whaaaa? [ Both scream .]
Hi, Princess! What now, Ice King? Remember that time last summer when you said you'd only go out on a date with me if I was the last guy on Ooo? I doubt I said that.
[ Both panting .]
BOTH: P-Bubs! P-Bubs! P-Bubs! [ Both breathing heavily.]
- The computer went - Open video and - the e-mail - potato trampoline brick window with the plastic banana hummingbird Ahem.
Anyone having any [ robotic.]
computer prob/ems? [canned laughter.]
How do we stop that computer worm, you Pile of goo! [laughing.]
My worm exists beyond your comprehension, within the universal source code.
Stop talkin' like a nerd and give it to us straight! Once the glitch does its work, the whole world will be deleted, except for me and my Bubblygums.
[smooching sounds.]
Mwah! Mwah, mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Ow! [ Stammers .]
Well, see you all.
I'm gonna prepare for my date.
Whee-ha-haw! [ting!.]
Aaah! My beautiful face! My hopes and dreams ruined! [ Distorted scream .]
Don't worry, Princess.
We'll take care of this thing.
Oh, me, too.
I'm gonna take care of it, too.
Okay! [candy people screaming .]
Don't worry, guy! iI got you! Yee-aah! Jake, help me! Okay, shh.
You're safe.
Come here, guy.
No, get away from me! I'm trying to help you, yo! I saw what happened when you picked up Todd.
But nooooo! Jake, this isn't working! We need a plan.
[snoring.]
[snoring continues.]
Oh, man! Okay, here's my dream plan.
You were wearing tights made of green feathers -- these tiny green feathers.
And I was this wise-cracking coelacanth that only ate popcorn.
Anyway, we were in this -- That plan's not good! Hold on.
I'm almost done.
So, we were trapped inside this huge egg, and after a while, you started dancing in this kind of sign language.
And then Ice King's glitchy stuff started eating my dream up.
I peed my pants, but you went up and talked to it.
You justtalked to it.
Then talk to it I will! [grunts.]
Hey, man, tell me the haps.
Yeah, tell us your feelings.
Get deep.
"Sllabfoog uoy pleh t'nac i.
" CANDY PERSON: Oh, sweet Lord, my face! "Slaw frog yokel snacky.
" "Snacky slaw frog yokel.
" "Sea salt yack let a snacky.
" Yeah, that sounds good.
Jake, I think I found a way in! No, wait, dude! I think I cracked the code! There's no time! CANDY PERSON: Aaaah! [ Distorted screaming .]
[distorted trilling .]
[gasps.]
This must be the universal source code.
Huh? Ice King and Bubblegum? Hmm.
[snake hissing.]
[ Distorted screech .]
FINN: Jake, don't touch anything! Huh? I think these shiny things are the building blocks of the universe, man.
They store every single thing that's a thing back on thing.
Okay, enough explorin' already.
Where's this glitch guy? I'm gonna smash his jimmies! Jake, what is it? Huh? [ Screeches .]
Unh! [ Knock on door.]
ICE KING: Oh, Princess Bubblegum! Guess who! Can you guess? Can you? I'll give you three chances.
No.
Okay, four chances.
[rim shot.]
Ice King, give me the antivirus, or I'll shoot you with my candy horse tranquilizer.
But, Sugar, look what I brought you -- a box of chocos.
Ugh! Mmm! Still good.
Ugh! Look, I can't prove it, but -- you made a promise that I'd have at least one date if -- [ slowly.]
If I was the last person on Ooooooo [tranquilizer pistol fires.]
Y-o-o-ou promi-i-i-i-i-sed [sighs.]
Okay.
Well, even if I did promise, you're not the last person on Ooo because I'm still here.
[smooching .]
Uh Ooh.
Hey, I have a hand, too, you know.
If I can lend you one Check out my cool hand! Ugh! That's disgusting.
[grumbles.]
Come on, Jake.
Pull it together, man.
Jake? Oh.
no! My arm! We had so many great times together.
Doo bee doe bee dob bee doe Skibble dee skibble dee Bibbity boppty doo Huh? Who was that? Aww! [laughing.]
Whoo! Let's do this -- For righty! That's the spirit! Adventure ti-- Oh, my gams.
Hold up, dude! My body's Changing! [smooching .]
[sighs.]
No.
Oh, come on, woman! I'm trying to be nice! Can't you at least make the best out of this? Whoa-ho-ho! Are you praying to me? I'm into this.
Whoa! I'm still into this.
Ohh! Still into it.
Aah! Give me the antivirus! ICE KING: I can't, monkey peeps.
I didn't make one.
The glitch will delete everything until we're all that's left.
You mean forever? ICE KING: Well, yeah.
I mean, you say that like it's a bad thing.
Oh, come on, Finn and Jake.
So, hey, Finn, how you plan on taking this guy out? [muffled speaking .]
Okay.
I guess it's worth a try.
[groaning.]
Aah! What do we do now?! We got to get those things out of his stomach.
[gasps.]
Hey.
Finn! Remember that gross video Ice King sent? Ugh! Yeah.
Yeah! Let's double-team these locks! [both gulping, gagging.]
[ Distorted screeching .]
Hey! [all groaning.]
BOTH: We did it! [ Coughing, gagging, spitting .]
You should wash your hair.
You should wash your mouth.
Huh?! No way! Impossible! [grunting .]
Uh Everything back to normal, huh? Seems like it.
Aah! My face! My beautiful face is back to norma-a-a-a-a-a-l! Aaaaaaah! Hey, you seen the Princess? Yeah, she's in the Ice King's castle! Aaaaah! Useless [grunts.]
computer! [grunts.]
You sassafrassin [ grunts .]
hammaslammin [grunts.]
wammajammin! [grunting .]
Aah-yaa-yaa-yaa-yaaaaaaaah! Finn and Jake! My heroes! Yeah, no big deal.
Sheesh! I missed you.
I missed you, too.
[smooching .]
Whoa.
You taste different, baby.
You been playing basketball in someone else's hockey rink? [ Clears throat.]
Hey, Bubs, where's Ice King? I want to kick his boingloings.
Yeah, where is he? I want to kick his boingloings, too! Uhguys? Hello? Princess? Let's forget all about this.
Oh, get of me, you creep! Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff This party is so crazy!
[Penguins wenk.]
[all cheering.]
[ Screeches .]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time [ laughs.]
Okay, now make him look angrier.
FINN: All right, give me a second JAKE: Nope.
Not funny anymore.
Sorry, dude.
You ruined it.
Man, I don't have the patience for this animation junk.
Whoever does this must have no life whatsoev-- Oof! Why did I do that? [ Glass shatters .]
BOTH: Huh? Yo, Finn, did you order a brick? Mm, I don't think so.
JAKE: False alarm.
It's just an e-mail.
FINN: Who's it from? Looks like Ice King's handwriting.
[gasps.]
[gagging.]
FINN: Ugh! JAKE: Ohh! Escape,Jake! Escape! All right, all right, hold on.
I think I can [cooling fan whirring.]
Aw, man.
Thing must've had a computer worm in it.
Whaaaa? [ Both scream .]
Hi, Princess! What now, Ice King? Remember that time last summer when you said you'd only go out on a date with me if I was the last guy on Ooo? I doubt I said that.
[ Both panting .]
BOTH: P-Bubs! P-Bubs! P-Bubs! [ Both breathing heavily.]
- The computer went - Open video and - the e-mail - potato trampoline brick window with the plastic banana hummingbird Ahem.
Anyone having any [ robotic.]
computer prob/ems? [canned laughter.]
How do we stop that computer worm, you Pile of goo! [laughing.]
My worm exists beyond your comprehension, within the universal source code.
Stop talkin' like a nerd and give it to us straight! Once the glitch does its work, the whole world will be deleted, except for me and my Bubblygums.
[smooching sounds.]
Mwah! Mwah, mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Ow! [ Stammers .]
Well, see you all.
I'm gonna prepare for my date.
Whee-ha-haw! [ting!.]
Aaah! My beautiful face! My hopes and dreams ruined! [ Distorted scream .]
Don't worry, Princess.
We'll take care of this thing.
Oh, me, too.
I'm gonna take care of it, too.
Okay! [candy people screaming .]
Don't worry, guy! iI got you! Yee-aah! Jake, help me! Okay, shh.
You're safe.
Come here, guy.
No, get away from me! I'm trying to help you, yo! I saw what happened when you picked up Todd.
But nooooo! Jake, this isn't working! We need a plan.
[snoring.]
[snoring continues.]
Oh, man! Okay, here's my dream plan.
You were wearing tights made of green feathers -- these tiny green feathers.
And I was this wise-cracking coelacanth that only ate popcorn.
Anyway, we were in this -- That plan's not good! Hold on.
I'm almost done.
So, we were trapped inside this huge egg, and after a while, you started dancing in this kind of sign language.
And then Ice King's glitchy stuff started eating my dream up.
I peed my pants, but you went up and talked to it.
You justtalked to it.
Then talk to it I will! [grunts.]
Hey, man, tell me the haps.
Yeah, tell us your feelings.
Get deep.
"Sllabfoog uoy pleh t'nac i.
" CANDY PERSON: Oh, sweet Lord, my face! "Slaw frog yokel snacky.
" "Snacky slaw frog yokel.
" "Sea salt yack let a snacky.
" Yeah, that sounds good.
Jake, I think I found a way in! No, wait, dude! I think I cracked the code! There's no time! CANDY PERSON: Aaaah! [ Distorted screaming .]
[distorted trilling .]
[gasps.]
This must be the universal source code.
Huh? Ice King and Bubblegum? Hmm.
[snake hissing.]
[ Distorted screech .]
FINN: Jake, don't touch anything! Huh? I think these shiny things are the building blocks of the universe, man.
They store every single thing that's a thing back on thing.
Okay, enough explorin' already.
Where's this glitch guy? I'm gonna smash his jimmies! Jake, what is it? Huh? [ Screeches .]
Unh! [ Knock on door.]
ICE KING: Oh, Princess Bubblegum! Guess who! Can you guess? Can you? I'll give you three chances.
No.
Okay, four chances.
[rim shot.]
Ice King, give me the antivirus, or I'll shoot you with my candy horse tranquilizer.
But, Sugar, look what I brought you -- a box of chocos.
Ugh! Mmm! Still good.
Ugh! Look, I can't prove it, but -- you made a promise that I'd have at least one date if -- [ slowly.]
If I was the last person on Ooooooo [tranquilizer pistol fires.]
Y-o-o-ou promi-i-i-i-i-sed [sighs.]
Okay.
Well, even if I did promise, you're not the last person on Ooo because I'm still here.
[smooching .]
Uh Ooh.
Hey, I have a hand, too, you know.
If I can lend you one Check out my cool hand! Ugh! That's disgusting.
[grumbles.]
Come on, Jake.
Pull it together, man.
Jake? Oh.
no! My arm! We had so many great times together.
Doo bee doe bee dob bee doe Skibble dee skibble dee Bibbity boppty doo Huh? Who was that? Aww! [laughing.]
Whoo! Let's do this -- For righty! That's the spirit! Adventure ti-- Oh, my gams.
Hold up, dude! My body's Changing! [smooching .]
[sighs.]
No.
Oh, come on, woman! I'm trying to be nice! Can't you at least make the best out of this? Whoa-ho-ho! Are you praying to me? I'm into this.
Whoa! I'm still into this.
Ohh! Still into it.
Aah! Give me the antivirus! ICE KING: I can't, monkey peeps.
I didn't make one.
The glitch will delete everything until we're all that's left.
You mean forever? ICE KING: Well, yeah.
I mean, you say that like it's a bad thing.
Oh, come on, Finn and Jake.
So, hey, Finn, how you plan on taking this guy out? [muffled speaking .]
Okay.
I guess it's worth a try.
[groaning.]
Aah! What do we do now?! We got to get those things out of his stomach.
[gasps.]
Hey.
Finn! Remember that gross video Ice King sent? Ugh! Yeah.
Yeah! Let's double-team these locks! [both gulping, gagging.]
[ Distorted screeching .]
Hey! [all groaning.]
BOTH: We did it! [ Coughing, gagging, spitting .]
You should wash your hair.
You should wash your mouth.
Huh?! No way! Impossible! [grunting .]
Uh Everything back to normal, huh? Seems like it.
Aah! My face! My beautiful face is back to norma-a-a-a-a-a-l! Aaaaaaah! Hey, you seen the Princess? Yeah, she's in the Ice King's castle! Aaaaah! Useless [grunts.]
computer! [grunts.]
You sassafrassin [ grunts .]
hammaslammin [grunts.]
wammajammin! [grunting .]
Aah-yaa-yaa-yaa-yaaaaaaaah! Finn and Jake! My heroes! Yeah, no big deal.
Sheesh! I missed you.
I missed you, too.
[smooching .]
Whoa.
You taste different, baby.
You been playing basketball in someone else's hockey rink? [ Clears throat.]
Hey, Bubs, where's Ice King? I want to kick his boingloings.
Yeah, where is he? I want to kick his boingloings, too! Uhguys? Hello? Princess? Let's forget all about this.
Oh, get of me, you creep! Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff This party is so crazy!