Marvel's Avengers Assemble (2013) s05e15 Episode Script

[KLAUE.]
Guard's on break.
Let's introduce ourselves to the new arrival.
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING.]
Let's talk.
We tried to set up the presidential suite for you, but, uh, then we remembered we're all just criminals here.
Now "we" includes you.
Hello, Klaue.
And hello to you, Black Panther.
[CHUCKLES.]
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
Oh, it's so sad seeing you this way, you know? Such a shame.
Your father would be quite disappointed, eh? Nothing to say? Oh, don't tell me the cat's finally got your tongue.
[LAUGHTER.]
Hm.
I am merely wondering how it is you and your friends are out of your cells.
Ah, no big mystery.
You're a king out there.
I'm king in here.
All the boys here know it.
It's time you knew it too.
You remember Crossbones.
Seems you gummed up a few of his operations recently.
He's got some bones to pick.
Yeah.
And you got no complaint department.
Looks like it's gonna have to be face-to-face! [YELLS.]
What do you say, boys? This is our chance to get even with the Black Panther! Who's with me? [MEN.]
Yeah! - [MAN LAUGHING.]
- Well, then, let us begin.
[YELLS.]
[GROANING.]
[GRUNTS.]
[GROANING.]
Hey! Don't leave me alone here with him! [GRUNTS.]
Listen, I think you and I can run this place together, eh? You take half, and I take half [CRIES OUT.]
Did I say you can take half? I meant three-quarters.
[AWKWARD CHUCKLE.]
I am not staying in this prison, Klaue.
I only came here for you.
Eh, for me? Why? Killmonger is still at large.
You can tell me how to find him.
Killmonger? What on earth do you want with [YELLS.]
Yes! All right! I see! You've got that Crown all tucked away, and you don't know what to do with it, am I right? I do not have time for your foolishness, Klaue.
[KLAUE.]
Yes, well, there's more to that trinket than you think.
But all of this has been leading to a very different place.
What do you mean? Killmonger's not after the Crown, Panther.
He never was.
He's after the Heart the Heart of Wakanda.
Enough riddles.
If you know something, tell me, now, or I will Ah-ah-ah.
Easy there.
You might have all the money, the brains, the technology, all the good looks [GRUNTS.]
Klaue You might have all that, but I'm a businessman.
I know a deal when I smell one.
I don't know what the Heart is, but I can show you where you can find out.
Now, I've got something you want, you've got something I want.
And what is that? Freedom.
Yeah, yeah.
I will tell you how to find the Heart of Wakanda, just as soon as you get me out of this prison.
[KLAUE.]
Right.
First things first.
The security systems have to go.
That panel controls this entire level.
We must disable that camera.
Wait here.
[DISTORTED WHIRRING.]
[CHUCKLES.]
Hmm? Now take me to property lockup.
There is something there I need.
[SNORING.]
[GRUNTS.]
We've got to take him out.
If he wakes up with us here, the game's up, eh? You will harm no one.
These guards are merely doing their jobs.
[KLAUE.]
Yeah, if his job is sleeping.
Don't be so stiff, Black Panther.
You really should embrace your new life of crime, [BEEPS.]
have a little fun with it.
[GROWLS.]
[CHUCKLES.]
There is no need for you to be armed.
The one you have is enough.
Ja.
Ja.
Forewarned is fore armed, eh? [CHUCKLES.]
I get it.
But, really, there's no profit in me betraying you here.
If this partnership's going to work, you do need to trust me.
We are not partners.
Hey, you! You can't be in here! [YELLS.]
[GRUNTS, GROANS.]
[GROANING.]
So, it's all right when you do it, eh? He will not be unconscious long.
We must keep moving.
[DOORS OPEN.]
[BEEPS SOFTLY.]
[WIND HOWLING SOFTLY.]
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING.]
[GRUNTS.]
What?! [BOTH GRUNT.]
[GRUNTING.]
[ALARM BLARING.]
I told you betraying you back there wasn't worth it.
Betraying you here, however, is quite profitable indeed.
Ah-ah.
Remember, we have a deal.
You help me get back what is mine, I help you get this thing back to full power.
Don't you worry, Mr.
Adrian Toomes.
My word is my bond.
Just ask our friend here.
[ALARM CONTINUES BLARING.]
- [WEAPONS COCKING.]
- Don't move, prisoner! You're going back to your cell! I am sorry.
I cannot do that.
[YELLS.]
[GRUNTING.]
Central, I need lights on Yard 23.
Central, prisoner is still active.
I need backup, now.
Repeat: I need backup, now.
- [BLOWS LANDING.]
- [GRUNTING.]
[BODY THUDS.]
[GROANING.]
As I said, you have my sincere apologies.
[PANTING.]
Follow me and stay close.
[WEAPON POWERING UP.]
No.
You'll set off the alarm.
And if we do? No night watchman is going to stop us.
This is Horizon High.
The security system is formidable.
Trust me.
I know a better way.
[BEEPING.]
Uh, do all American high schools have secret entrances? Hardly.
This one is very special.
Now stop blathering and come on.
[BEEPING.]
Yo! Cat burglar! Pull over! I'm gonna need to see your night school registration, please.
Spider-Man! So, hey, somebody throwing a late-night bad-guy convention in the gym I'm not aware of? - Do not interfere, child.
- "Child"?! Spider - "Man.
" Come on.
It's right in the name.
I am on a very important mission.
I do not have time for [GROWLS.]
Breaking into school's an important mission? Oh, wait! You're Black Panther.
You're the guy who betrayed the Avengers.
I am not your enemy.
There is more going on here than you know.
Blah, blah, blah.
You're the bad guy, I'm the good guy.
The end.
[GRUNTING.]
You are wasting my time.
Wait! I wanna waste more of your time.
[GRUNTS.]
[GROWLS.]
I can make more! [GRUNTS.]
Mr.
Stark's gonna love me when I toss you back in jail.
[GRUNTS.]
Whoa! [GRUNTS.]
I will not intentionally harm you, but I cannot let you impede my mission.
Ooh, your mission must be important.
So, let me guess Web bomb! I got it.
You're here to use the school Wi-Fi.
I don't blame you.
But I can't tell you the password.
Uh-oh.
- [YELLS.]
- [GRUNTS.]
[GROANS.]
[DEVICE BEEPING.]
You fought well, Spider-Man, but a true warrior learns all the facts before entering a battle.
[GRUNTING.]
What facts? Good guy turns bad, other good guy takes him to jail, where he busts out to catch other bad guys? Okay, this is getting weird.
[WHISTLES.]
Right.
I'm impressed.
When you said you had a place to store Vibranium, I was expecting a secret research lab.
Disguising it as a high school? [LAUGHS.]
You're no lightweight, are you? It's not a disguise.
This is both a high school and a research facility.
I was its finest instructor.
Judging by how you ended up, I'd say your school board made a mistake, mate.
Several people made several mistakes about me.
Too right, they did.
Should have made you principal, if they had sense.
You cracked their entire defense grid without firing a shot.
Yes, well, it helps when you're part of the team that designed the defense system.
Easy to put in backdoors that way.
On the other hand, nothing really beats an old-fashioned smash-and-grab, am I right, eh? Ugh.
I'm sure I don't know.
Do you want the Vibranium or not? Oh, absolutely, I want it.
A deal's a deal.
Ours was, I get you out done and you get me my Vibranium.
So, where is it? [BEEPING.]
[CHUCKLES.]
You're full of surprises, I'll give you that.
[WHIRRS.]
You wanted to break in here for this? What is it supposed to be, some kind of super-chicken suit? Here.
This is what you wanted.
Enough Vibranium to power your arm for a year.
[CHUCKLES.]
Pleasure doing business with you, Toomes.
Uh, Toomes? [LAUGHS.]
About time you showed up! [YELLS, GROANS.]
You're arm Full power! It is indeed, thanks to my good friend, Mr.
Toomes.
[YELLS.]
[GROANS.]
[YELLS.]
[LAUGHING.]
Like the sound of that? I do, because it's music to my ears! [GRUNTING.]
[CYMBALS CRASH.]
[GROANS.]
[GRUNTING.]
That is enough noise out of you, Klaue.
That's enough noise out of all of you.
[GRUNTS.]
At last, I have my freedom, I have my armor! The Vulture flies again! Who is the Vulture? Don't know.
But it's definitely a step-up from chicken.
[MULTIPLE PIANO KEYS BLARE AT ONCE.]
I am taking Klaue with me.
Do not interfere.
Toomes, we can still win this! Help me destroy the Black Panther! I think not.
What are you talking about? We've got a deal! No.
We had a deal, which is complete.
You've served your purpose, Klaue.
Now both of you are nothing more than loose ends.
[SONIC SCREAM BLARING.]
[SONIC SCREAM BLARING.]
[GRUNTS.]
Time to say good-bye, Klaue.
[SPIDER-MAN.]
Pretty sure this is where you say hello.
- To my foot! - [GRUNTS, YELLS.]
Okay.
All aboard the Back to Jail Express! Spider-Man, wait! This isn't what it looks like.
It looks like three super-villains trying to get out of Dodge.
No, not three.
Two! Those two are the criminals.
I'm trying to apprehend them.
Hmm? Nope.
Still count three.
[GRUNTS.]
[YELLS.]
[YELLS.]
[GRUNTS.]
Listen to me.
They forced me to join them.
We shouldn't be fighting.
[KLAUE YELLS.]
[GRUNTS.]
Aah! [BODY THUDS.]
Gonna be real hard to explain on Monday why these locker dents are shaped like my face.
[YELLS, GRUNTS.]
[SONIC SCREAM BLARING.]
[GROANS.]
Oh, come on! [PANTING.]
[PANTING.]
Sorry, Public Enemy.
[GRUNTS.]
Prison's the other way.
[GRUNTS.]
Hey! Come back here! [GRUNTS.]
[PANTING.]
- [SONIC SCREAM BLARING.]
- Deal-breaker! Fraud! What happened to honor among thieves, eh? [VULTURE.]
I am not a thief! Spider-Man, you see? I've got this criminal pinned down.
- Together, we can - There's no "we," Toomes.
There's just me, putting all you guys back in jail where you belong.
I do not belong there.
[PANTING.]
If you won't listen, I'll prove it to you.
[GRUNTS.]
"Prove it"? You won't escape us, villain! It's back to prison for you! [YELLING.]
Give it up, Toomes.
Spider-kid's not buying it.
If we team up now, we still have a chance! No.
No teams, no deals.
There's no way I'm going back to prison.
[YELLING.]
You see, Spider-Man? I am trying to help you.
He's not! He's really not! You're helping wreck the place.
Look around you, Toomes.
Look what you're doing.
Look! [VULTURE.]
What's your point? Exactly.
Bad guy.
[YELLS.]
[YELLING.]
[BLACK PANTHER.]
No! He risked his own life to save his enemy? I didn't want any of this.
I was serving my time.
Klaue forced me to break out.
He did this! He's responsible! That's your problem, Toomes.
Always blaming everyone else for your bad choices.
No one listens.
No one understands my genius.
You're all fools! Fools! - [SONIC SCREAM BLARING.]
- [GRUNTS.]
[YELLS.]
[GRUNTS.]
Spider-Man! [GROANS.]
It's It's you! You saved me? If you cannot believe in my words, then believe in my actions.
What do you say we carve this turkey? It'll be like Thanksgiving all over again.
Wait.
Do Wakandans even have Thanksgiving? I am familiar with the concept.
[PANTING.]
[SONIC SCREAMS BLARING.]
[GRUNTS.]
[YELLS.]
[GRUNTS.]
[STRAINING.]
[BOTH PANTING.]
[GROANS.]
[YELLS.]
[GRUNTS.]
[YELLS, GROANS.]
One down, one to go.
Klaue, we had a deal! Klaue! [MUFFLED GRUNTING.]
Tsk, tsk.
You know, for a vulture, you sure do sing like a canary.
[CHUCKLES.]
Am I right, Mr.
Panther? And he's gone.
[PANTING.]
[SIGHS.]
Phew! Not bad, Klaue, my son.
All in all, a good bit of business.
Huh? [GROANS.]
Oh, no.
[GROWLS.]
[BREATHING HEAVILY.]
[STARTLED GRUNT.]
Did you believe I would let you escape? We have a deal.
Ja, ja.
We do.
But I've got my arm, eh? Fully charged.
This time, I'm [MUFFLED GRUNTING.]
[GRUNTS.]
I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Black Panther.
You may have saved his life, and mine, but you're still an escaped criminal.
Spider-Man, I assure you I am no criminal.
This man has knowledge that will save many lives.
I must be allowed to take him.
[MUFFLED GRUNT.]
Maybe.
But what would Iron Man say about me letting public enemy number one just walk out of here? That is an ironic question, considering your own history.
Have you not been called a public enemy yourself? Well, yeah.
Sort of.
But that's different.
In what way? Is it not possible that I have been misjudged by the public, just as you were? I mean, it's possible.
Can't believe everything you see on the Internet, right? [SCOFFS.]
No.
Sorry.
I can't.
You're the bad guy.
You're, like, the bad guy.
I have made mistakes recently.
That is true.
Have you ever made a mistake so bad that it brought great harm to someone close to you? Would you not do anything, risk anything to correct that error? Yeah.
Yeah, I would.
[MUFFLED GRUNTING.]
Don't make me regret this, okay? You will not.
You have my word.
And my thanks.
So, let me get this straight.
You had him, in your webs, right here, and you just let him go, with Klaue? That's not exactly wrong.
You do know he's kind of, you know, wanted, like, by me, and by everyone else in this city? You know what he did to Captain America, right? Now he's running prison breaks for super-villains, and you just let him stroll off into the sunset? Black Panther risked his life to save a guy who would have blasted him without blinking.
That's not bad-guy behavior.
It's not that simple.
I know it seems like he's done some bad stuff, but people thought that about me too.
It's not about what other people have said about me, it's about what I do.
All I'm saying is that I saw proof that he's not a complete bad guy.
That was enough for me.
I just trust my gut.
Hmm? Okay.
What about him? Your gut telling you to let him go too? What, Vulture? Not a chance.
That jailbird's going back in his cage.
Yes, go on.
Make more childish jokes.
Stark, you're an adult.
Can't you see I'm not a criminal? Gotta say I'm with the Spider-Man on this one.
I see you, all I think is bad guy.
I want my lawyer! Do you hear? [MUFFLED YELLING.]
[MUFFLED GRUNTING, YELLING.]
How long did you say until the webbing dissolves? An hour or two, I believe.
[MUFFLED.]
An hour or two?! I hope this little escapade was worth the bother, T'Challa.
If it helps me to stop Killmonger, it will.