Phineas and Ferb s05e15 Episode Script

1 [DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING.]
[GASPS.]
- What you doing? - Oh.
Hi, Isabella.
We were just building a new polymer de-stabilizer - for the binding catalyst of the - That's great, Phineas.
Listen, uh, there's something I wanna tell you.
Okay.
Uh, it's about this patch.
Oh, it's one of your accomplishment patches.
Well, yeah, but it's an Emotional Bravery patch that I can only earn by walking up to somebody I [CLEARS THROAT.]
Nice, Ferb! You found the new power supply! - Um, Phineas? I, uh - Hey, what's shakin', bacon? You do realize that bacon does not shake.
- Sir Francis Bacon? - I stand corrected.
We're building a rubberization ray to give our skin rubber-like qualities.
Come on, we'll show you.
[SIGHS.]
So you see, Phineas, I can only earn the patch by walking up to someone I care about and telling them face-to-face that I've got a huge crush on you.
Remember how much fun it was to bounce around the world on a rubber ball? - If not a bit nauseating.
- That was the fun part.
So, how awesome would it be to actually be a rubber ball? I'm in! Can we shoot Perry with it, and bounce him around the - backyard like a plat-a-ball? - Um, no.
But where is Perry? CHORUS: # Doo bee doo bee doo ba doo bee doo bee doo ba # Ah, Agent P.
I see you found the new central air conditioning entrance.
[CHATTERING.]
What? Oh, the hot tub? Purely therapeutic! The bubbles work wonders on a bad back.
Carl! [GASPS.]
I'm a little light-headed, sir.
Can I take a break? - What am I not paying you for? - Yes, sir.
[DEEP BREATH.]
Anyhoo, today is the unveiling of Danville's new water tower.
Mayor Doofenshmirtz is going to be dedicating it tonight at his press conference.
We're fairly certain that Doof will attempt to disrupt the event in some way.
Not only is it high profile, but since it's right next door to Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, it's also extremely convenient.
So get out there and stop him from doing whatever it is he's gonna Carl! Bubbles! Yes, sir [GROANS.]
Fine.
You've got five minutes.
CANDACE: Ooh, Stacy! The new issue of Blase Teen is out.
You should see the models in these spreads.
So indifferent.
So uninterested.
So cool.
I wonder if you and I will ever be this cool.
What are you doing, Stacy? I'm trying to hook up this new super-hi-def, intelligent, multi-format, home entertainment DVR system.
I wanna keep the DVD and the VCR, but I don't think there are enough holes.
I mean, there's also a pretty serious clicker situation.
Well, I'm no help to you there.
Talk to you later, Stace.
Good luck.
[BEEPS.]
I wish I knew a girl like this so that I can hang out and absorb her coolness.
[GASPS.]
Vanessa! Hey, Vanessa! Vanessa! - Hey! Hey! - Oh, hey, Candace.
So, uh, doing some shopping? I mean, duh, of course you're shopping.
You've got the items in the little basket thingie.
You've placed them in there with the intent to Stop, Candace.
Yeah.
I'm just buying some snacks.
Some of the girls are coming over later for a movie night.
Should be cool.
Wow! That sounds incredibly, awesomely - Yeah, cool.
Whatevs.
- You wanna come? You know, let me just call my mom.
I told her I'd get those squirrels out of the Oh, oh, we're going now.
CHORUS: # Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! # [DISCO MUSIC.]
Whoo-hoo! Time to boogie, baby! Whoo! Whoo! My hustle's out of muscle but I can still shake my brick house or whatever the kids are calling it these days.
Norm, get that doonkelberry pie out of the oven, would you? You got it, sir! Vanessa's having some friends over for a little get together.
But I digress.
Behold! The Repulse-inator! Whoever I hit with this inator will automatically become repulsive! And wouldn't you know it, my brother Roger is dedicating a new Danville water tower right below my ledge! Once he's hit by a beam from this baby, he'll become so abominable, so disgusting, so hideous, so noxious, so grotesque, so ghastly Uh, anyway, Roger will become so repulsive that his popularity will plunge and mine will skyrocket by comparison, facilitating "moi" to take over the entire Tri-State Area! Don't look at me like that.
I got a good feeling about today.
It's gonna happen.
The only trouble with it is that this particular inator requires a lot more power than any other inator I've created for some bizarre reason.
And, uh, I only have one functioning wall outlet in the lab.
[CRACKLING.]
So, I'm gonna put a lot of strain on that.
- Your pie, sir! - Thank you, Norm - Ow! Ow! This is hot! - Oops, sorry, sir.
Did that just come right out of the oven? NORMAN: Well, my hands are metal.
Well, now mine are bacon apparently.
Look, I'm shakin' bacon! You like that? It's a call back to something I didn't even hear.
In your face, logic! - Here's a pot holder, sir.
- Thank you.
I'm gonna take this downstairs to Vanessa.
Party on, Perry the Platypus! [DISCO MUSIC PLAYING.]
- Ready, Baljeet? - Okay! Whoo! - I still feel the same.
- Try jumping up and down a little bit.
[GRUNTING.]
Oh, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Oh, oh! Now me! Whoo-hoo! Awesome! Me next! Come on, Isabella.
Hit me with your bounce shot.
[ALL GRUNTING.]
[ALL CHEERING.]
- ISABELLA: Whoo! - PHINEAS: Oh, yeah! All right! ALL: Whoa! Whoa! [ALL LAUGHING.]
Whoo! [LAUGHS.]
[GRUNTING.]
Isabella said she'd be here, so she'll be here.
I'll bet you all the muffins that wherever she is, it has something to do with Phineas.
Girls! [KNOCKS.]
- Hi, Gretch! - Where have you been? I was over at Phineas' house and was rubberized by a machine they built.
- Holly gets the muffins.
- Look, you know that Emotional Bravery patch I was all set to earn? - Yeah? - Well, I'm totally blowing it! I feel strong when I walk up to Phineas.
But as soon as I open my mouth, I completely choke.
Oh, Isabella.
You're over-thinking it.
You better jump right to it Tell that boy how you feel Just get out there and do it It's not such a big deal You've been waitin' all summer Now it's time to reveal You better jump jump, jump right to it You've got to step right up You know he thinks that you're cute Come on and bounce right up Get off your patoot This isn't the time to be shy, coy or cute You better jump jump, jump right to it Why you waiting, Isabella? Why hesitating? He could be your fella It's been your predilection to move in the direction Away from the romantic and into the semantic So it makes us somewhat frantic Go on and get it 'Cause you're a real catch Hold your head high You can earn a new patch All summer long you sang the same tired song You better jump, jump Jump right to it You better jump, jump Jump right to it You're right! I should tell Phineas how I feel.
Later, girls.
Gonna bounce.
Literally! CHORUS: # Doofenshmirtz teenage girls movie night! # So I thought we could watch this foreign art film I found, Le Coeur Noir De Douleur et de la Tristesse Douce.
Is that the one that's the neo-realistic - portrayal of women's angst? - No, that's the other one.
- This one is about ennui.
- Don't know if I've seen that one.
- Is it animated? - So, Janice - Candace.
- Nice black nail polish.
And only on one finger.
Rad.
Oh, it's actually a bruise.
[CHUCKLES.]
I slammed it in a drawer.
Yeah, I think it's probably gonna fall off soon.
Did you download the new Young Apparatus album? No way.
They're sellouts.
I'm only listening to Coffin Shadows now.
They're so independent, they pay you to download their songs.
Hmm.
Coffin Shadows? I've never heard of them.
- New skirt? - Yeah.
I turned it inside out, ripped it in half and then sewed it back together.
Get your brother to drive over it a few times.
It really weathers it.
[CHUCKLES.]
Wow.
You guys know everything.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR.]
Hello, ladies! I'm here with homemade doonkelberry pie! Dad! I thought you were going to stay upstairs.
I've got the snacks covered.
But, pookie, I thought you love the doonkel boonkle! Yes.
I do love it and thank you.
But, please, Dad.
- [STUTTERS.]
Uh, are you watching foreign films? - Dad! Maybe Maybe I could join you guys for a lively discussion! Goodbye, Dad.
You know, [STUTTERS.]
I can't stay anyway.
As we speak, my nemesis is upstairs trying to work free from a trap.
So, So even if, if you wanted me to stay, I, uh bye.
[DIALING.]
Stacy! This is amazing! I'm at an actual party with cool older girls.
They know everything! They're so [SHRIEKS.]
They're awesome! You gotta get over here! Candace, I am so proud of myself! I think I totally hooked this thing up! It's incredible! It has picture-in- picture-in-picture.
I'll be able to watch a show and then another show inside that show and then the first show again inside that one! And I managed to get it down to one clicker! I'm about to give it a whirl.
Hmm.
Okay, maybe there's still a bug or two to fix.
Okay, party's over, Perry the Platyp Ow! Oh! Aw, man! Wha [GROANS.]
Uh, not to be high-maintenance or anything, but do you mind if we could fight a little quieter? Uh, the girls are watching a movie and I don't wanna dis I didn't mean you have to walk away.
I mean, we can continue to fight, it's just [GRUNTING.]
Oh! A pillow fight! Perfect.
It's violent and quiet.
It is on! [GRUNTING.]
Aw, come on.
Do I get to land one or not? [GRUNTING.]
I take that as a no.
[GRUNTS.]
Ow! [SPITS.]
Talk about down in the mouth.
Get it? It's, uh Ah, whatever.
Meet my friends, Poly and Ester.
[GRUNTING.]
[POWERING UP.]
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Uh-oh.
I think it's overheating.
The dedication [GRUNTING.]
Run! It's gonna blow! Ha! Trapped you! You'll fall for anything, Perry the Platypus.
"It's gonna blow!" As if, as if I would know ahead of time when something's going to That was purely coincidental.
But, hey, I hit Roger.
Oh, he's gonna be repulsive now.
[GROANS.]
[PEOPLE SCREAMING.]
I get it.
Repulsive.
I see.
That's just the universe making a joke at my expense.
[GASPS.]
What happened to Mayor Doofenshmirtz? [ALL SCREAMING.]
Lots of me! [SCREAMS.]
[GRUNTS.]
Lots of me! BOTH: Lots of me.
[SCREAMING.]
No! No! No! [SCREAMING.]
BOTH: Lots of me.
ALL: Lots of me.
ALL: Lots of me.
Whoo-hoo! Phineas? Hey, Phineas! I need to talk to you.
- Okay! - No, I really need to talk to you.
And I'm just gonna jump right to it.
The thing about that Emotional Bravery patch is that I need to tell you WOMAN: No, no! No! Get away! Get away! Aah! Mrs.
Feyerseid? [GASPS.]
One second, please! Good evening, ma'am! Fireside Girl Isabella Garcia Shapiro, troop 46231.
What's the emergency? Pharmacists.
Pharmacists! [ALL SCREAMING.]
What does that even mean? - What's everybody running from? - Uh, perhaps that! - PHINEAS: Irving? - Hi, guys! BALJEET: No, that.
Over there! [CHANTING.]
Lots of me! Lots of me! Lots of me! Well, that sure wiggles my biscuits.
Run! [ALL SCREAM.]
[SCREAMING.]
- [PANTING.]
What was that? - It's some kind of pharmacist.
And if he touches you, you turn into a pharmacist, too! I can't be a pharmacist.
I know nothing about pharmaceuticals! Then we have just got to make sure that those things never touch us.
Lots of me! Lots of me! [SCREAMS.]
- Stay back! You're infected! - Buford, put me down! I I am okay! Really! - Why are you okay? - I do not know! Perhaps our rubberized skin might be acting as an insulator.
Of course.
The contagion must be transmitted by electrostatic charge.
ALL: Lots of me! Lots of me! Lots of me! Let's bounce, guys! Literally! How long is the rubberization effect supposed to last? Not much longer.
I want a recharge! Good idea! Let's get back to the backyard and re-rubberize! NEWSCASTER: Good evening, I'm Gordon Gutsofanemu and with a special report.
The Tri-State Area is in chaos tonight as thousands of repulsive, mindless pharmacists run rampant all over Danville! Oh, there they go with the whole pharmacist thing again.
[STUTTERS.]
I should become one! That would show 'em! I'll become a pharmacist! We now go live on the scene with our own Action News reporter, Don Adaded.
Don? Thanks, Gordon! I'm standing here in downtown Danville.
It's an unbelievable scene.
Pharmacists touching people who turn into pharmacists! Ah, here's one of them now.
Mr.
Mindless Repulsive Pharmacist, care to comment? Lots of me! And there you have it, folks.
I Lots of me.
Lots of me.
Lots of me.
Lots Thanks, Don.
Let's go to the weather.
Lots of me! Let's go to traffic! - Lots of me! - Back to you, Gordon.
Lots of me.
Lots of me.
I don't believe it! An entire army of MEs! Oh! For once I'll actually be able to take over the Tri-State Area 'cause I'll have, you know, the volume! Ciao, baby! [SMOOTH JAZZ PLAYING.]
FEMALE CHORUS: # Who's that guy with the lab coat on? # I wonder who? Who's that guy with the vacant expression? I'll never tell.
It's not a conclusion that's so foregone Okay, it's me, and me, and me, and also me.
Over there, that's me, too.
- # Who's that guy with the jutting jaw? # - Yes, baby! Who's that guy with the receding forehead? - Hey! - # Who's that guy living outside of the law? # Oh, that's me.
And me, and me, and also me! - # Ooh! # - # Get out of my way # 'Cause anyone can see I'm about to settle down for some serious me time! FEMALE CHORUS: # If you painted his picture # It would have to be a mural 'Cause I'm telling you now I've never been so plural Look outside, you're bound to see an army of me! FEMALE CHORUS: # An army of him # An army of me I'm ubiquitous, really, I'm everywhere! An army of me! FEMALE CHORUS: # An army of him # - # A whole army of me # - FEMALE: # Baby # [SCATTING.]
Bingo! City Hall! The first step of my conquest of the Tri-state Area! No longer will I be made fun of by small children and their silly jokes that mock me.
Like, "Knock-knock.
" "Who's there?" "Doofus in a lab coat.
" "Doofus in a lab coat who?" And then they hold up a mirror.
That, that's not even a punch line! It's just Uh, never mind.
They will all soon learn to fear the name of Dr.
Heinz Doofensh Hey, come back here! You guys are my army! ALL: Lots of me! Lots of me! Lots of me! PHINEAS: Hurry! We're losing our bounce! Oh, no! The pharmacists trashed the machine! - Can we rebuild it? - We can try, but we should do it inside.
There's too many pharmacists out here.
- Our rubberization is fading fast.
- I didn't bounce! [SCREAMS.]
[SCREAMING.]
Okay, we gotta get started on another rubberization ray.
[SCREAMS.]
Right after we calm down Buford.
Yes! Next, popcorn.
[POPCORN POPPING.]
ALL: [CHANTING.]
Lots of me! Lots of me! Lots of me! [MICROWAVE BEEPING.]
And so begins the Grievance movie marathon.
Special edition box set.
Oh, yeah.
"Hey, Stacy.
Did you hook up that whole system by yourself?" "Yeah, no biggie.
Do it all the time.
" [SIRENS BLARING.]
[CHUCKLES.]
I rule.
So this is a French film, subtitled in Spanish.
Why is that lady wearing a goat head? - Art isn't art unless it's difficult.
- Mmm-hmm.
[BANGING ON DOOR.]
[GROWLING.]
Hey, Vanessa? Your dad's at the door.
[GRUNTS.]
It's okay, don't pause it.
Lots of me.
Lots of me.
Lots of me.
Okay.
Something's weird here because I know I only have one of those.
Let me call him and see what's up.
Hmm.
Voicemail.
Odd.
Dad! Your weird clone-thingies are down here.
Could you please just [SCREAMING.]
[ALL SCREAMING.]
Come on, Candace! Come on! Come on! Get in! Okay, that's really wrong.
Even by my dad's standards.
Check it out.
It's all over the web! This isn't just going on in this building.
They're all over town.
And according to this, if one touches you, you become one of them.
- ALL: Ew! - We're doomed! What's the big deal? I see weird stuff like this all the time.
I want my mommy! My life's gonna end and I'm wearing a fake tattoo! Someone's gotta help us! I I mean, we're in danger! What a bunch of babies.
[GASPS.]
Wait a minute.
Weird situation plus danger equals Phineas and Ferb.
Okay, calm down.
I'm on it.
Mom? Mom, I want you to check and see if the boys are creating zombies.
Oh! I love it when teenagers get together and do party pranks! Do you win the game if I actually do what you say? This has taken considerably longer than I would've ever imagined.
Buford! Chill out! You're fine! What do you mean, "fine"? I've got no bounce left! - I'm totally unprotected! - We'll build another rubberization ray.
Yes, it is not as if society has crumbled, Buford.
- The phone networks are still up.
- We still have electric power.
And water is still flowing out the tap.
[POWERING DOWN.]
[BUFORD SCREAMING.]
Mom? Mom? Are you there? Something weird is going on.
Not the usual weird.
A different, not-normal weird.
This is not my dad's everyday weird either.
[ALL SCREAMING.]
Something tells me I should've just hung out at Stacy's.
Look out! She's right behind you.
Ugh.
You got to be kidding me.
Talk about Grievance interruptus.
I just love blackouts.
They're kind of exciting, in a way.
Yeah, yes.
And it's one of the few times you get to meet your neighbors.
Like this fellow here.
Hello.
Pleased to meet you.
I'm Lawrence.
- Lots of me.
- ALL: Lots of me.
Oh, no! They got Mom and Dad! And without power there's no way to repair these circuits! - Game over, man! We're doomed! - No! There is always a way! Isabella teaches the emergency preparedness class for the Fireside Girls.
She could build a generator in her sleep.
- Is that not right, Isabella? - Isabella? I I thought she was Didn't anyone Who saw her last? [SCREAMS.]
"Buford, chill out! You're fine.
" I'm vindicated.
[SCREAMING.]
The computers are down! MAN: There's no Internet! - I've got to know what's going on! - Yeah! Print is back, baby! Wait, this is all stuff that happened yesterday.
[SCREAMS.]
Lots of me, baby.
[CHATTERING.]
Lots of me.
Lots of me.
Lots of me.
Lots of me! Lots of me.
Lots of me.
ALL: [CHANTING.]
Lots of me.
Lots of me.
[GASPS.]
Lots of me.
No, I'm just kidding.
It's, it's, it's me.
But those guys are annoying, aren't they? Anyway, welcome to my startle space.
I wanted a panic room, but it was just prohibitively expensive.
I just had to get to a place where I could clear my head.
Those other MEs, they're really working my last nerve.
"Lots of me, lots of me.
" One of me is fine, but I, uh, I can be really be annoying en masse.
I'll admit it.
So, uh, are you hungry? I got plenty of food.
Or maybe you wanna play a game.
I got some old Drusselstein board games here like, ooh, Kleptocracy.
Vanessa used to love this game when she was [GASPS.]
Vanessa! Oh, no! She's still in the building! We need to stop those MEs before they get to her! Or, or she could turn into me! That's every child's worst nightmare.
Well, [STAMMERS.]
not me, specifically.
Other children aren't afraid of turning into me.
It's just that, I'm saying, turning into your parent.
That's what's scary.
[GASPS.]
Vanessa! Vanessa! ALL: Lots of me.
Lots of me.
Lots of me.
PHINEAS: I can't believe we left her.
I hope she's okay.
She's just got to be! I'm gonna check the periscope again.
- Maybe she's back by now.
- I will do it.
PHINEAS: Thanks, Baljeet.
Oh, nothing but pharmacists as far as the periscope can see! Man, I hope she's okay.
[SIGHS.]
If she's been turned into a pharmacist, - I'll never forgive myself.
- Do not worry, Phineas.
With all of her training, she will be fine.
Just last week, she earned her judo, hapkido, and jujitsu patches.
Judo? Hapkido? But those are all grappling techniques.
And if she touches one of them, then [GROANS.]
Uh, wait, wait, I bet she's at Fireside Girl headquarters.
- We've got to go there! - But that is all the way across town! We can't go out there unprotected.
We're sittin' ducks! Since our rubberization machine is toast, we're gonna need some sort of insulating armor.
Hey, Ferb, do we have any rubber lying around? Two steps ahead, as always.
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do tonight.
Figures.
The power goes out right in the middle of the movie.
Good thing I got the power generator package option.
Okay, let's see.
"For your safety please make sure to wear included protective gear when operating the generator.
" Lots of me.
Lots of me.
Lots of me.
Great.
Here we go.
Nice! Hooked up a video system and a generator.
I am good.
Don't touch me! I don't want to be a pharm [STUTTERS.]
Wait a second.
That doesn't even make any sense.
You get touched by a pharmacist, you become a pharmacist? I mean, you can't just grow a lab coat.
I don't know, perhaps the disease infects your clothing as well.
Infects my cl [STAMMERS.]
Are you insinuating that my clothes are alive? That's scarier than these pharmacists saying [GRUNTS.]
Lots of me.
No, I s'pose I didn't really think that through.
Lots of me! Lots of me.
Lots of me.
Agent P! Agent P! Do not come to headquarters.
It is "life or Doof" situation.
OWCA has fallen.
I repeat, OWCA has Agent P, we need you to find the source of the contagion and protect those who haven't been infected.
You're our last hope.
You're the Omega platypus.
But no pressure.
Good luck, Agent P.
Good lu [GRUNTS.]
- Lots of me! Lots of me! - Lots of me.
I used to be Carl.
Lots of me.
Lots of me.
Lots of me.
Okay, guys.
Fireside Girls headquarters is only a couple of blocks away.
Whoa! Look alive, boys! Lots of me.
Lots of me.
BUFORD: Oh, hey, it's a dog.
Here, boy.
[WHISTLES.]
[BLEATS.]
[YELLS.]
[HOOTING.]
What the [CHATTERS.]
[SCREECHES.]
Oh, no! The contagion must have a different effect on animals! [YELLS.]
[WHIMPERING.]
[SQUEALS.]
[SCREECHES.]
- They're following us! - BUFORD: Hold on.
I'll try to lose them.
Feet up, Ferb.
[YELLING.]
- Looks like we lost 'em! - Yes! And no.
[BUFORD YELLING.]
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Vanessa! Vanessa! All right, all right, party's over! I've had it up to here with you MEs! You know, I'm really getting sick of the sound of my own voice.
Now I understand where Charlene was coming from.
ALL: Lots of me.
[DOOFENSMIRTZ SCREAMS.]
ALL: Less of me.
Less of me.
Oh, typical, typical, yeah, turn on your creator.
You guys are all cliche, I'm just letting you know! That should hold them.
- Okay, guys, we gotta figure out a plan.
- We should totally split up.
I'm gonna go hide in the bathroom where it's safe.
I know! I'll run off to check out an obscure noise in the kitchen.
I'm going to slowly walk backwards into a dimly lit room.
Really? See, if they watch more domestic horror films, they'd know LACIE: Ew.
Whoa.
- Lacie, are you okay? - Oh, yeah.
- Feeling safer in there? - Lots.
Cool.
Wait a minute! ALL: Lots of me.
Lots of me.
Lots of me.
[GASPS.]
Lots of me.
BOTH: Run! Oh, I knew we shouldn't have split up.
[GASPS.]
Lots of me.
Lots of me.
Lots of me.
Katie, bar the door! - Is she back yet? - No sign of her.
We've searched everywhere! Where could she be? She's probably still with Phineas and Ferb.
She'll make it.
[CANS RATTLING.]
Perimeter alert! We have incoming! Stations, everyone.
Put out that light! Katie? Yep.
Friend or pharmacist? - PHINEAS: It's us.
Let us in! - ADYSON: It's Phineas and Ferb! - And Baljeet.
- Isabella? Are you here? [GASPS.]
We thought she was with you! Isabella's still out there? I told you, man.
She's probably wearing a lab coat by now.
- It can't be! - BALJEET: I am afraid Buford is right, Phineas.
[TEETH CHATTERING.]
The odds of anyone surviving out there for this long are - If anyone can do it, Isabella can! - It doesn't matter anyway.
Sooner or later, they're gonna figure out we're in here, and then they're gonna come in here.
They're gonna come in here, and they're gonna come in here [SLAP.]
Lock it down, soldier.
No one is gonna get in here, you hear me? I am so in love with her right now.
Okay, I'm running out of ideas.
I don't know where she could be! [BANGING.]
[ALL GASPING.]
I'm right here.
Isabella! I'm so sorry we lost track of you There's no time.
We have a job to do.
ALL: Ooh! We may be the only non-pharmacists left in Danville.
I think I figured out where this started.
And if we could get there, we might be able to figure out how it started, and reverse it.
Wait, how did you find out where it started? Well, I'm glad you asked.
Roger Doofenshmirtz We know is six feet and two inches tall And the beam that hit him Left a weird impression on that wall So I took the angle from the point Of where I knew he stood And I found the building just like that Because I understood - ALL: # Triangulation # - # That's how I figured it out # - ALL: # Triangulation # - # Now I'm left with no doubt # The only geometric process using data I possess That could pinpoint the conclusion of my scientific quest Triangulation Cha, cha, cha.
That is a mighty upbeat song for a desperate situation.
PHINEAS: Huh, that building looks familiar.
Oh, I guess that's why.
You know, it might be a good idea to board that window.
Oh, so that's why there was so much wood leftover.
Lots of me.
Lots of me.
And I definitely should've closed the window.
[SHRIEKS.]
ALL: Lots of me.
Lots of me.
Now what? We've got to make our way to that building! I'm sure we'll find our answers there.
Lots of me.
Lots of me.
- Where are they going? -Doesn't matter.
They're distracted.
Let's move! Lots of me.
Lots of me.
Lots of me.
[GROWLING.]
Lots of me.
In here.
[SIGHS.]
Phew! [THUMPING.]
- What's going on with your dad? - I don't know.
His schemes normally aren't this successful.
- Wait, Phineas and Ferb.
- I'm pretty sure this was not them.
No, I know, but they'll know what to do about it.
[THUMPING.]
Come on, come on.
- Let's move! - I'm right behind you.
ALL: Lots of me.
Lots of me.
Lots of me.
- ISABELLA: We made it! - Not a pharmacist in sight.
Now's as good a time as any to rush in blindly, don't you think? Okay, guys.
Let's go, quietly.
[SQUEAKING.]
[CAR ALARM BLARING.]
ALL: Lots of me.
- Here they come! - BALJEET: They are all over the place! Come on, let's go! [SCREAMS.]
BUFORD: Sanctuary! [GASPS.]
Whoa! [GRUNTS.]
Lots of me No! No! - I'm going back for them! - You can't help them now! [BOTH SCREAMING.]
Quick! Find something to block this door! It ain't gonna be easy without ruining the feng shui of the lobby! - Hurry! I'm exposed! - Phineas, use this! Thanks.
Nice work, Bro.
Thanks, Isabella.
- Are you all right? - I'm all right.
Buford, you okay? - I'm okay.
You okay? - I am fine.
[GASPS.]
Lots of me.
[SCREAMS.]
Baljeet! Lots of me.
- That's it! - Buford, what are you doing? Look, I just lost my nerd! I'm not gonna lose the rest of my friends, too! - But Buford, that's - Come on, you freaks! Fresh meat! [YELLS.]
Yippee-ki-yay, you pharmacist freaks.
Yippee-ki-y [GRUNTING.]
You know, he really could've been bait without - taking his clothes off.
- Oh, yeah.
Lots of me.
Lots of me.
Lots of me.
[GROWLS.]
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Perry the Platypus, need a ride? Oh, oh, oh, wait, no, I mean, I should've said, "Need a lift?" That's what I totally missed it.
It's much safer up here, huh? You might still wanna buckle up, though.
This is my first time flying a helicopter.
That'll hold for now.
But we gotta move before - Ugh, really? - Lots of me.
Come on, guys.
Head for the stairs! [GRUNTING.]
It's locked! - Now what? - Any ideas? - ISABELLA: I got nothing.
- Ferb? I'm petrified beyond all capacity for rational thought.
- Candace? - Phineas! - Candace! - Isabella? Ferb! - Candace! - Phineas! - Candace! - Isabella? Ferb! - Candace! - Phineas! Enough! We have to get upstairs! No way.
The whole upstairs is crawling with Stairwell it is.
What's with the rubber? It insulates against the infection.
I don't even wanna know how you figured that one out.
No! Don't walk into the kitchen, Grievance lady! Oh Gosh! How could she be so oblivious? PHINEAS: Just keep climbing.
CANDACE: This is enough car cardio to last me a lifetime.
Man, I've had off days before, but this is a lulu, even for me.
I I never thought I could get so sick of myself.
Oh, well.
You know, at least with a disaster of this proportion, things can't get any worse.
[ROARING.]
[WHIMPERING.]
[GRUNTS.]
[YELLING.]
Uh, Perry the Platypus, when you get a minute, grab the controls, would you, please? Aah! [YELLING.]
- This is it.
My dad's floor.
- Thank goodness.
ALL: Lots of me.
Lots of me.
Lots of me.
Whoa, this place is crawling with them.
There it is! That must be where the ray came from! [GRUNTS.]
If only there was a way to get rid of all those zombies.
[CRASHING.]
[GROANS.]
Lots of - Strange and unusual.
- Same old, same old.
Come on! Huh! [GRUNTS.]
Oh, I sure hope the poor slob who lives here has insurance.
That would be Oh, crud.
- Vanessa! - Dad! It's you! Okay, so what did you do? Well, it was just a simple Repulse-inator, you know, to, to make Roger ugly, but then there was some sort of power surge, and this happened! Well, that explains the electrostatic charge that's changing everybody.
But we need some kind of conductor that neutralizes it.
Well, water neutralizes static.
Yes.
Water should change everyone back! Um, isn't that a bit of a leap? No, I'm a scientist.
I'm gonna go with them on that.
I might have a water pistol lying around.
- I can go get it! - Yeah, but we've gotta find a way to get everyone in Danville wet at once.
Otherwise, the contagion could start again.
We can wait till it rains.
[SCOFFS.]
We don't have time! And when does it ever rain here? Unfortunately, the water went out with the power.
So we need to find a large supply of water.
Preferably elevated, so that gravity can work in our favor.
Yeah, I know.
We just need to build a pulley system to get us over there and some sort of giant sprinkler to spray the whole city.
There's always lots of spare parts lying around here.
- I like to tinker.
- Let's get to work.
[WHIRRING.]
Lots of me.
Lots of me.
Lots of me.
Uh, fellas, I think you might wanna hurry up.
You guys, hold 'em off.
And don't forget to rubber up! [VOCALIZING.]
Dad, why are you wearing that? Aren't you immune? Well, everyone else was dressing up.
ALL: Lots of me.
Lots of me.
Lots of me.
That's it.
Everything's built.
Let's go over the plan.
One, Ferb shoots the grappling hook, which attaches to the service platform of the water tower.
Two, we send the vortex sprayer up the line.
Three, we all ride up in the basket lift.
Four, once we reach the tower, I'll climb to the top of the tank - CANDACE: Talk faster! - And open the hatch.
Five, Isabella will attach the connecting claw to the open hatch, which will move the vortex sprayer into place.
VANESSA: Phineas, we can't hold them much longer! Whoever makes it to the vortex sprayer first presses that button to activate it! All right, any questions? Yeah.
Was it worth the time it took to build this scale model? Totally.
Anyone else? Yeah, you in the back? Lots of me.
Whoa! Hurry up, guys.
- Great shot, Ferb! - Vanessa, behind you! - Oh, crud.
Lots of me - Candace! Lots of me.
- Nooo! - Come on, guys.
We gotta go! Hurry! Man, what I wouldn't give for that kind of single-minded focus.
Hey, what's that over there? [CHATTERING.]
- Lots of me.
- No, not Perry the Platypus! There's too many of them! Dad? No, not Vanessa! Lots of me? Nooooo! That's it.
That's it! That's it! I've had enough of you MEs! All right, you freaks, fresh meat! DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Yippee-ki-yay, you pharmacist freaks! - Yippee-ki-yay! - Again with the clothes.
I know.
What's that all about? DOOFENSHMIRTZ: This is yet another call back to something I didn't hear! Wow, look at that! We may be the only ones left.
[GRUNTS.]
[SCREAMS.]
Oh, no.
The line's breaking! We're not gonna make it! We have to! If we don't make it, Danville falls! [SCREAMING.]
ALL: Lots of me.
ALL: Lots of me.
- Is everyone all right? - I'm good.
And there's the vortex sprayer.
Come on, let's go! [ALL PANTING.]
We're not gonna make it! No, you and Isabella will make it.
Ferb! No! [GRUNTING.]
BOTH: Ferb! - Phineas! No! Don't touch him! - Ferb! I can't just I know.
But the only way to save him is to keep going.
Come on! Phineas! [SCREAMS.]
Hang in there, Isabella! We're almost there.
It's just If this is the end, there's something - I have to tell you! - Okay, shoot.
- For the longest time - Come on! There it is! But, Phineas, Phineas, I like you! I like you, too, Isabella.
No.
I mean, "I like you" like you.
Wow, I mean uh, gosh, I I've always felt, well [SHRIEKS.]
Get away from her! Phineas! [GASPS.]
No! [GRUNTING.]
Go! Lots of me.
Oh, Phineas.
[SNIFFLES.]
Get it together, Fireside Girl.
It's up to you to save Phineas.
It's up to you to save Danville! It's up to you to stop talking to yourself.
[SCREAMS.]
Got to go! [GROANS.]
Lots of me.
[GURGLING.]
Is the ceremony over? Lots of me.
Carl, why are we holding our arms like this? Lots of me.
I don't know what happened here, and I'm pretty sure I don't want to.
ALL: Lots of me.
- I still say this makes no sense at all.
- I know, right? Hey there, Candace.
You okay? Oh, yeah, totes.
Just hanging out, rocking the wet look.
Oh, who am I kidding? Look at me.
Well, you were pretty cool under pressure.
- You weren't so bad yourself.
- Thanks.
It was good hanging with you.
We should do it again sometime.
Preferably without the threat of a zombie apocalypse.
- I'm not making any promises.
- Well, see you around! Definitely.
Come on, Dad, let's go play a game of Kleptocracy.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: That's my girl.
Isabella, are you okay? - Yeah.
Just a little foggy.
- What happened? I remember building the vortex sprayer, but after that, I've got no clue.
Me neither.
But whatever happened, it worked.
Yes, everyone seems to be noticeably lab coat free.
At least everyone within the walled city of Danville.
ISABELLA: Yeah, too bad about the rest of civilization.
ALL AROUND: Lots of me.
Lots of me.
Pfft! Horror movies.
Scary but so unbelievable.
L-L-Lots of me L-L-Lots of me Lots of me L-L-Lots of me At first I was thinking, "Hey, this is great!" But there's more of me than even I can tolerate Plus, now I really notice I should lose some weight Get a shave, get a trim, exfoliate L-L-Lots of me L-L-Lots of me L-L-Lots of me L-L-Lots of me Watch you milling about like a bunch of lost sheep Now everyone in town thinks I'm kind of a creep I'm not philosophical I'm not that deep But I guess what you sow You kinda got to reap Lots of me L-L-Lots of me Lots of me L-L-Lots of me Now there's lots of me Yeah, there's lots of me If you wanna, you can play connect the dots with me Tell all the haters who been taking pot shots at me You gotta target what you fire There's lots of me Lots of me L-L-Lots of me Lots of me L-L-Lots of me Lots of me L-L-Lots of me What I'm trying to say is There's lots of me