Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s05e18 Episode Script
Princess Potluck
[Mouse squeaks.]
[Penguins wenk.]
[All cheering.]
[Screeches.]
Adventure time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time Ow.
Ow.
Ow! [Winces.]
Your shoe rash is gross, man.
Ohh.
Oh, I'm gonna throw up.
[Retches.]
Ah, I'm just kidding.
Man, I wish I had my other sock.
This callus is going to junk up my good time at PB's potluck.
Don't worry, man! We're gonna have a ton of fun.
We'll eat some melon.
I'll get some compliments on my pretty makeup.
You look like a target.
I look pretty! [Groans.]
He got you bees for your birthday? [Indistinct conversations.]
[Screams shrilly.]
Bounce house! Come on, Jake! Bounce! Bounce! Ow! BOTH: Huh? Oh, hi, Finn.
Oh, my goodness! Sorry, Bounce House Princess.
I didn't know it was you.
Oh, that's okay.
You wanna go inside? Bounce around for a little? Mm that's okay.
Come on, Jake, let's, uh let's go party.
TOGETHER: Hey, guys! Hello.
Hello, Princess Princess Princess.
Hey, Embryo Princess.
Hey you.
Welcome to the potluck, guys.
Jake, you look pretty.
Thank you.
What's up with the limp? I've been going foot-nude in this shoes.
And now I've got this turbo-huge callus.
[Retches.]
Well, sit down and relax.
Oh! By the way, I entered everyone's name into a raffle.
And the winner gets whatever is in that.
Mysterious.
Oh! Brought something for the party.
Oh! How wonderful! Bam.
Soda.
Oh.
It's warm.
And I shook it up a lot.
Well great! I'll just put this on ice.
ICE KING: Makin' hair tepees for my hair peoplies To live in Doo da doo doo To love in Doo da doo doo [shing!.]
[Gasps.]
Someone outside is messing with my ice.
Let's see what's going on down there, Gunts.
[Gasps.]
My on-again, off-again G.
F.
, Princess Bubblegum?! [Gasps.]
My B.
F.
S, Finn and Jake?! All the fine Princesses that want to date me?! What the heck?! My roll dogs for life are throwing a party without me! Just when you think you got some great bros, they kick you to the curb.
Oh, I see how it is.
They're gonna do me like that, so I'm-a do them like this! [Sniffs.]
Ca-caw! [Laughs.]
That's how owls do it.
Well, hello, little one.
You're going to help me ruin a party.
[Laughs.]
[Meows.]
Huh? [Grunting.]
[Slurp! Slurp! Slurp!.]
[Boing!.]
[Purring.]
[Meows.]
Oh, quiet, you.
That's it for the kitties.
[Meow.]
How my bunnies doin'? [Chuckling.]
Yes.
That's it.
Ah, yes.
Gunther! More la-sag-na! [Wenks.]
[Indistinct conversations.]
Okay.
Yes.
Go, my little sour pusses.
Ruin that party.
[Chuckles.]
[Cheering.]
[Meows.]
Aww.
Hey, guy.
Jake, check out this cat.
I don't like cats, man.
Do you like fresh lemon in your iced tea? Yes.
Ha, ha! All right! [Indistinct conversations, cats meowing.]
It looks like you don't have to make that lemon run after all.
Yes! Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
[Grumbles.]
At least I still have my party poopers! [Chuckles.]
Ugh! Oh, glob! [Panting, wheezing.]
[Groans.]
So much la-sag-na.
Gunther, daddy needs you to dress up like a princess so you can sneak into that party and throw fruit punch on everybody.
[Wenks.]
ICE KING: Huh? You want to do that for daddy? Huh? [Wenks.]
Thanks, sweetie! I can always count on my Gunts.
[Grunts.]
Finishing touch.
Yeah, Gunther! Hot! You better be careful, Gunther, or I'll keep you like this all the time.
[Chuckles.]
I just might have to chase you around marry you.
[Electricity crackles.]
Ow! Just kidding! Arms out, Gunther.
[Breathes deeply.]
[Party music playing.]
[Wenks.]
Yes.
Thatta-Gunther! Get a cup of punch! [Wenks.]
Huh? Oh, hey, Gunther.
Hey, everybody, Gunther is here! ALL: Hey, Gunther! Gunther, come party with us! No, Gunther.
Do not party with them! Get them buns on the dance floor, girl! TOGETHER: Gunther! Gunther! Gunther! Gunther! Gunther! [Coughs.]
[All cheering.]
No, Gunther! [Wailing.]
Hmm.
Hey, Gunther.
Let me get one of them socks.
[Electricity crackles.]
Yeow! Ow! Oh, well, they think their party's the bee's knees, huh? Well, their party is the knees of nothing! [Grunts.]
TOGETHER: Gunther! Gunther! Gunther! Bah! There ought to be a law! Wait a minute.
There is a law! [Giggles.]
Do I have what it takes? [Telephone rings.]
Banana Guard.
L-I'm calling to tattle.
Okay.
Who are you tattling on? The loud party going on next door.
It's bothering everyone in the Ice Kingdom.
Ice Kingdom? Is this the Ice King? Yes.
Well, uh, we hate you, so [chuckles.]
[Telephone rings.]
Banana Guard.
[Raspily.]
Yes, this is a little old lady calling about the loud party.
Is this the Ice King? No! This is Mrs.
Garambling ton.
Mrs.
Garamblington? Yeah.
Hold on.
Let me get my husband.
[Deep voice.]
Hi.
This is Ted Garamblington.
I need you to shut down this party.
Your wife sounds pretty old.
Uh hold on.
There's someone at the door.
Yes? Hello? [Clears throat.]
[High-pitched voice.]
Hey, Mr.
Garamblington, it's me, the pizza-delivery boy.
[Deep voice.]
Oh, hi, Johnny.
[High-pitched voice.]
Boy, that sure is a loud party out there.
Hope it's not bothering the Missus.
[Deep voice.]
Oh, it's okay, Johnny I'm on the phone with the Banana Guard.
They're gonna take care of it.
[High-pitched voice.]
Oh.
That's good.
[Deep voice.]
Uh, what do I owe you, Johnny? [High-pitched voice.]
It's $12.
57, Mr.
G.
[Deep voice.]
Okay.
There you go.
Prices have gone up.
[High-pitched voice.]
Aw, geez, do you have anything smaller? [Deep voice.]
Let me check with my brother George.
Hey, George! [Southern accent.]
What?! [Deep voice.]
The pizza's here! You got any cash on you? [Southern accent.]
I only got a $50 bill.
Uh Mr.
Garamblington? - [Deep voice.]
Yes? - We'll take care of it.
[Normal voice.]
Ha ha! Now to watch Banana Law in action.
[Cheering.]
Two can play the party game! [Soft music plays.]
Ooh, nice.
All right.
Come on, Gunthalina.
I need you to pass out some whirling dervishes.
The guests are getting restless.
[Snowmen groaning.]
Loose grape medley.
Stack of enriched-flour tortillas.
Start with Roger.
He looks famished.
[Wenks.]
[Snowmen groaning.]
Everyone smile and eat and make our neighbors jealous.
TOGETHER: Gunther! Gunther! Gunther! Bah! Gunther's too captivating.
[Electronic music plays.]
Huh? Oh, yeah! Oh, this is my jam! Time to get my freak nasty on.
Roger, dance with me! Hup! Ha! Whoo! [Groaning.]
TOGETHER: Gunther! Gunther! Gunther! Come on! Oh, if only there were some way I could magically ruin their party.
Oh! Oh.
Wait a minute.
[Giggles.]
Oh, lovable, forgetful me.
[Cackles.]
[Rumble!.]
[Zap!.]
[Crash!.]
H-hey! [All gasping, yelling.]
I thought you were my bros, my roll dogs for life! [All screaming.]
Ice King! Ow! Hey, everybody, take refuge in my body! Ice King, don't make me stand up and whomp you! Well, if that's what it takes for a fella to get noticed around here, then whomp me! [Crash!.]
[Zap! Zap!.]
[Grunts.]
That's it! [Grunts.]
Huh?! [Nasally.]
Oh, Mama, that's some stank! Aah! Why are you doing this, I.
K? Because she didn't invite me to her potluck! Yes, I did! I sent your invite in the mail! The mail?! Who reads the mail?! I just stack all my mail in a tall pile until it falls over.
Then I shred it to use in cascarones! So, uh, can I party with you? Only if you promise to stop acting nanners.
Nanners? Why, I don't even know the meaning of the word.
Whoo! Whoo! Party time, right, guys?! Whoo-hoo! It's time for the raffle, and the winner is Finn.
Whoa, cool.
Congrats, Finn.
You won a Sea Lard.
Here you go.
Awesome.
[Chuckles.]
You won a Sea Lard.
That donks.
[Shunk!.]
Aah! [Gasps.]
You son of a bleep! Aah! Ja-a-ke! Hey you.
Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree This party is so crazy!
[Penguins wenk.]
[All cheering.]
[Screeches.]
Adventure time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time Ow.
Ow.
Ow! [Winces.]
Your shoe rash is gross, man.
Ohh.
Oh, I'm gonna throw up.
[Retches.]
Ah, I'm just kidding.
Man, I wish I had my other sock.
This callus is going to junk up my good time at PB's potluck.
Don't worry, man! We're gonna have a ton of fun.
We'll eat some melon.
I'll get some compliments on my pretty makeup.
You look like a target.
I look pretty! [Groans.]
He got you bees for your birthday? [Indistinct conversations.]
[Screams shrilly.]
Bounce house! Come on, Jake! Bounce! Bounce! Ow! BOTH: Huh? Oh, hi, Finn.
Oh, my goodness! Sorry, Bounce House Princess.
I didn't know it was you.
Oh, that's okay.
You wanna go inside? Bounce around for a little? Mm that's okay.
Come on, Jake, let's, uh let's go party.
TOGETHER: Hey, guys! Hello.
Hello, Princess Princess Princess.
Hey, Embryo Princess.
Hey you.
Welcome to the potluck, guys.
Jake, you look pretty.
Thank you.
What's up with the limp? I've been going foot-nude in this shoes.
And now I've got this turbo-huge callus.
[Retches.]
Well, sit down and relax.
Oh! By the way, I entered everyone's name into a raffle.
And the winner gets whatever is in that.
Mysterious.
Oh! Brought something for the party.
Oh! How wonderful! Bam.
Soda.
Oh.
It's warm.
And I shook it up a lot.
Well great! I'll just put this on ice.
ICE KING: Makin' hair tepees for my hair peoplies To live in Doo da doo doo To love in Doo da doo doo [shing!.]
[Gasps.]
Someone outside is messing with my ice.
Let's see what's going on down there, Gunts.
[Gasps.]
My on-again, off-again G.
F.
, Princess Bubblegum?! [Gasps.]
My B.
F.
S, Finn and Jake?! All the fine Princesses that want to date me?! What the heck?! My roll dogs for life are throwing a party without me! Just when you think you got some great bros, they kick you to the curb.
Oh, I see how it is.
They're gonna do me like that, so I'm-a do them like this! [Sniffs.]
Ca-caw! [Laughs.]
That's how owls do it.
Well, hello, little one.
You're going to help me ruin a party.
[Laughs.]
[Meows.]
Huh? [Grunting.]
[Slurp! Slurp! Slurp!.]
[Boing!.]
[Purring.]
[Meows.]
Oh, quiet, you.
That's it for the kitties.
[Meow.]
How my bunnies doin'? [Chuckling.]
Yes.
That's it.
Ah, yes.
Gunther! More la-sag-na! [Wenks.]
[Indistinct conversations.]
Okay.
Yes.
Go, my little sour pusses.
Ruin that party.
[Chuckles.]
[Cheering.]
[Meows.]
Aww.
Hey, guy.
Jake, check out this cat.
I don't like cats, man.
Do you like fresh lemon in your iced tea? Yes.
Ha, ha! All right! [Indistinct conversations, cats meowing.]
It looks like you don't have to make that lemon run after all.
Yes! Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
[Grumbles.]
At least I still have my party poopers! [Chuckles.]
Ugh! Oh, glob! [Panting, wheezing.]
[Groans.]
So much la-sag-na.
Gunther, daddy needs you to dress up like a princess so you can sneak into that party and throw fruit punch on everybody.
[Wenks.]
ICE KING: Huh? You want to do that for daddy? Huh? [Wenks.]
Thanks, sweetie! I can always count on my Gunts.
[Grunts.]
Finishing touch.
Yeah, Gunther! Hot! You better be careful, Gunther, or I'll keep you like this all the time.
[Chuckles.]
I just might have to chase you around marry you.
[Electricity crackles.]
Ow! Just kidding! Arms out, Gunther.
[Breathes deeply.]
[Party music playing.]
[Wenks.]
Yes.
Thatta-Gunther! Get a cup of punch! [Wenks.]
Huh? Oh, hey, Gunther.
Hey, everybody, Gunther is here! ALL: Hey, Gunther! Gunther, come party with us! No, Gunther.
Do not party with them! Get them buns on the dance floor, girl! TOGETHER: Gunther! Gunther! Gunther! Gunther! Gunther! [Coughs.]
[All cheering.]
No, Gunther! [Wailing.]
Hmm.
Hey, Gunther.
Let me get one of them socks.
[Electricity crackles.]
Yeow! Ow! Oh, well, they think their party's the bee's knees, huh? Well, their party is the knees of nothing! [Grunts.]
TOGETHER: Gunther! Gunther! Gunther! Bah! There ought to be a law! Wait a minute.
There is a law! [Giggles.]
Do I have what it takes? [Telephone rings.]
Banana Guard.
L-I'm calling to tattle.
Okay.
Who are you tattling on? The loud party going on next door.
It's bothering everyone in the Ice Kingdom.
Ice Kingdom? Is this the Ice King? Yes.
Well, uh, we hate you, so [chuckles.]
[Telephone rings.]
Banana Guard.
[Raspily.]
Yes, this is a little old lady calling about the loud party.
Is this the Ice King? No! This is Mrs.
Garambling ton.
Mrs.
Garamblington? Yeah.
Hold on.
Let me get my husband.
[Deep voice.]
Hi.
This is Ted Garamblington.
I need you to shut down this party.
Your wife sounds pretty old.
Uh hold on.
There's someone at the door.
Yes? Hello? [Clears throat.]
[High-pitched voice.]
Hey, Mr.
Garamblington, it's me, the pizza-delivery boy.
[Deep voice.]
Oh, hi, Johnny.
[High-pitched voice.]
Boy, that sure is a loud party out there.
Hope it's not bothering the Missus.
[Deep voice.]
Oh, it's okay, Johnny I'm on the phone with the Banana Guard.
They're gonna take care of it.
[High-pitched voice.]
Oh.
That's good.
[Deep voice.]
Uh, what do I owe you, Johnny? [High-pitched voice.]
It's $12.
57, Mr.
G.
[Deep voice.]
Okay.
There you go.
Prices have gone up.
[High-pitched voice.]
Aw, geez, do you have anything smaller? [Deep voice.]
Let me check with my brother George.
Hey, George! [Southern accent.]
What?! [Deep voice.]
The pizza's here! You got any cash on you? [Southern accent.]
I only got a $50 bill.
Uh Mr.
Garamblington? - [Deep voice.]
Yes? - We'll take care of it.
[Normal voice.]
Ha ha! Now to watch Banana Law in action.
[Cheering.]
Two can play the party game! [Soft music plays.]
Ooh, nice.
All right.
Come on, Gunthalina.
I need you to pass out some whirling dervishes.
The guests are getting restless.
[Snowmen groaning.]
Loose grape medley.
Stack of enriched-flour tortillas.
Start with Roger.
He looks famished.
[Wenks.]
[Snowmen groaning.]
Everyone smile and eat and make our neighbors jealous.
TOGETHER: Gunther! Gunther! Gunther! Bah! Gunther's too captivating.
[Electronic music plays.]
Huh? Oh, yeah! Oh, this is my jam! Time to get my freak nasty on.
Roger, dance with me! Hup! Ha! Whoo! [Groaning.]
TOGETHER: Gunther! Gunther! Gunther! Come on! Oh, if only there were some way I could magically ruin their party.
Oh! Oh.
Wait a minute.
[Giggles.]
Oh, lovable, forgetful me.
[Cackles.]
[Rumble!.]
[Zap!.]
[Crash!.]
H-hey! [All gasping, yelling.]
I thought you were my bros, my roll dogs for life! [All screaming.]
Ice King! Ow! Hey, everybody, take refuge in my body! Ice King, don't make me stand up and whomp you! Well, if that's what it takes for a fella to get noticed around here, then whomp me! [Crash!.]
[Zap! Zap!.]
[Grunts.]
That's it! [Grunts.]
Huh?! [Nasally.]
Oh, Mama, that's some stank! Aah! Why are you doing this, I.
K? Because she didn't invite me to her potluck! Yes, I did! I sent your invite in the mail! The mail?! Who reads the mail?! I just stack all my mail in a tall pile until it falls over.
Then I shred it to use in cascarones! So, uh, can I party with you? Only if you promise to stop acting nanners.
Nanners? Why, I don't even know the meaning of the word.
Whoo! Whoo! Party time, right, guys?! Whoo-hoo! It's time for the raffle, and the winner is Finn.
Whoa, cool.
Congrats, Finn.
You won a Sea Lard.
Here you go.
Awesome.
[Chuckles.]
You won a Sea Lard.
That donks.
[Shunk!.]
Aah! [Gasps.]
You son of a bleep! Aah! Ja-a-ke! Hey you.
Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree This party is so crazy!