Phineas and Ferb s05e18 Episode Script
Last Day of Summer
1 Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh Get out your tool case Put on your game face Get out the brushes Gonna paint this town Let's just get rocking No time for talking Just 14 hours till the sun goes down We got one last day of summer One more day before the school has begun One last day in the sun Let's have some serious fun Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh Every day of summer We've given 100% But today we'll give 101 Though that is not mathematically possible - You know what we mean.
- Yes, I understand, hyperbole.
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh We set a precedent for entertainment We're doing something and it's gonna be big Put on your glad rags and pack your lunchbag No, something smaller, not that suckling pig We got one last day of summer One more day before school has begun We got one last day in the sun Let's have some serious fun Let's have some serious fun Let's have some serious fun Let's have some serious fun Let's have some serious fun Let's have some serious fun Oh, yeah I know what we're gonna do today! I know what we're gonna do today! I know what I know what we're gonna do today! And I know what I'm gonna do today.
Bust you guys once and for all! Do your worst, or your best.
Just make it big and bustable so I can show Mom.
Wow, that was awfully supportive.
And you said Candace wasn't a morning person.
This is it, Candace.
The last day of summer vacation.
Your last chance to bust the boy Whoaa! Oh, why do we have this many wheeled objects lying around the house? Ooh, looks like the zoo's got a new tiger habitat.
- Good morning, Candace.
- Uh-huh.
And so begins the last day of summer.
Which means back to school errands for me and making the most of the day for you.
Ooh, I better get a move on.
Those errands aren't gonna run themselves! They never do! They never do.
Well, today's a big day, so it's a good thing we're getting an early start.
I don't wanna waste one minute of our last day of summer.
Yippee! Last day of summer means first day of school! - I mean, boo! - Seems like only yesterday I walked through that side gate and asked, "Whatcha doin'?" when you were building that rollercoaster for the first time.
Since it's our last day of summer, we're thinking a grand finale is in order.
Show them the blueprints, Ferb.
Ooh! Meh, could use a little something more.
There it is.
But where's Perry? Oh, good, Agent P, you're here.
You're probably wondering about all these pulley things here.
It's just that with Carl heading to school soon, I'm gonna have to learn to run this place all by myself.
Anyway, with the seasons about to change, I suspect Doofenshmirtz will be trying to close out the summer with a bang.
Oh, great, googly-moogly! Carl! Oh, that's right.
School.
Keep it together, Francis.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Ow! Okay, I've had enough of you.
- Wakey, wakey, chocolate cakey! - How many times do I have to tell you that chocolate cake isn't for break I stand corrected.
All right, up and at 'em.
Sir, since when do you sleep in your lab coat? Since none of your business.
- Hey, Dad, you have a minute? - Can it wait, sweetie? I got a lot of stuff on my evil to-do list to do today.
- To do today, to do today, to do today.
- Dad, dad! It's like a little song.
To do, to do, to do today To do, to do today! All the ladies in the house say Wait! Where'd she go? Great job, gang! What do you think? So, what is it? - It's everything! - Who says you can't have it all? Yippee! For this and not for school.
I love you, school.
Do other nerds erect statues to you? - Maybe.
- Looks pretty mega to me.
Yeah, it's pretty mega, but is it really grand finale material worthy of these two guys? - I just made it weird, didn't I? - No, not at all.
Hugs are a healthy expression of affection between friends.
- Okay.
Now, you just made it weird.
- Anyway, we've gotta make sure we've outdone ourselves on this one.
And there's only one way to do it.
You're right, Buford.
Let's ride it.
Actually, I was gonna say focus group testing.
But "ride it" works, too.
Pa, pa, pa, pa Pa, pa, pa, pa Yeah! You know we're going nowhere fast And we got no destination Nothing scheduled We got no chores to do The sun is up, the wind is warm And we're clear of all obligation We're taking the scenic route Just enjoy the view Ooh, ooh, ooh Pa, pa, pa, pa There's no one that I'd rather go Nowhere with than you Ooh, ooh, ooh Pa, pa, pa, pa There's no one that I'd rather go Nowhere with than you We don't need a compass We don't need a guiding star We don't need a GPS To tell us where we are 'Cause we know where we are Ooh, ooh, ooh Pa, pa, pa, pa There's no one that I'd rather go Nowhere with than you Ooh, ooh, ooh Pa, pa, pa, pa There's no one that I'd rather go Nowhere with than you Aha! The boys did it again! Big, dangerous, bustable! Primed for mega-bust.
I'm calling Mom right now! Say hi for us.
I know, I know.
I'm on my way.
I'll meet you out front.
So, what do you say, guys, best ride ever? Well, empirically speaking, the test results show almost unanimous approval ratings! - I have notes.
- Like I said, "almost.
" Well, you heard him, Ferb.
Back to the drawing board.
Wow, that was impressive and quite literal.
- Ta-da! - Hi, Mom! Hi, Candace.
- But But But - Look, Candace.
Most days I would humor you.
But not today.
I'm way too busy.
Don't you have stuff of your own to do before school starts? - Yeah! Bust the boys! - Candace? I guess I could return Vanessa's DVDs.
There you go, hon.
They're not gonna return themselves.
They never do.
Ah, Perry the Platypus, snared in my traps! Ha! Drum pun! I realized that all this time I was planning to become ruler of the Tri-State Area, never took into account the fact there is no actual position.
I should have spent my time creating one.
And if I create it, no one will know about it.
I will run unoppo Oh! That was close.
Then I'll easily win and take over the Tri-State Area.
With that in mind, beho Behold the Tri-Govern-inator! Wow, an actual drumroll.
Please.
So over it.
Hi, Vanessa.
Just came back to return your DVDs.
Sorry I had them so long.
Can't say I understand French cinema.
I mean, why does that mime keep letting go of balloons? I think it's symbolic.
Well, anyway, how's it going? - I've been better.
- Me, too.
You wouldn't believe the day I'm having so far.
I mean, really, like, I could go on.
Like, I could tell you all about it.
- I mean, there's a lot that happened and - You wanna come in? - Oh, wow, yeah.
That'd be great.
- I could use some downloading, too.
- I'll go make us some tea.
BRB.
- Awesome.
Oh, hi, Vanessa's dad, how's it going? Have you seen my nemesis? He was just here a second ago.
He's about yay high and You know what? No matter.
When the guy who's punching you, suddenly loses interest mid-punch, it's time to take serious stock of your life.
I can totally relate.
Like, from the beginning of today, it was pretty bad.
Like, I'm all off.
- Uh-huh.
- And you know every day of the summer, I've been trying to bust my brothers - and it's just not happening.
- Uh-huh.
Do you know how frustrating it is to have a single, unrealized focus in your life? Well, that's just crazy.
Gotta be some kind of teenage thing.
Same old, same old.
Yada, yada, yada.
- That's been my day so far.
- Don't sit on that! And stop fussing with all of my inators! Inators? Why what does this one do? - Ah, that is my Do-Over-Inator.
- What's a Do-Over-Inator? Really? It says "do over" right in the name.
It It does the day over again.
But I haven't worked out all the kinks yet.
Matter of fact, I gotta work out the kinks in a lot of these.
A Do-Over-Inator? I know what we're gonna do today! I know what I know what we're gonna do today! And I know what I'm gonna do today.
Bust you guys once and for all! Do your worst, or You know, just make it big and bustable so I can show Mom.
Wow, that was awfully supportive.
Talk about déja You there, boy, what day is it? Why, the last day of summer, of course.
Yes! Vanessa's dad's machine.
It worked! Which means yesterday is today.
Another chance to bust the booooys! I didn't need to repeat this part! Har-de-har-har.
Looks like the zoo's got a new tiger habitat.
- Good morning, Candace.
- Mmm-hmm.
And so begins the last day of summer, again.
Which means back to school errands for me and making the most of the day for you.
- Hey! - Hey! This is amazing! Today is exactly the same as yesterday.
It's repeating! Very existential, darling.
You're getting philosophical as you get older.
- And bustisophical! - That's not even a word.
It is now.
I made it up! Didn't I disintegrate you? - Wakey, wakey, chocolate cakey! - Really? Again? I Didn't I tell you cake isn't for breakfast yesterday? Hmm.
I gotta check on something.
- Hey, Dad? - Hmm, repeating.
- You hava a minute? - Mhm.
- We really need to - Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm.
- Dad! - Yeah.
Yeah, everything is repeating.
That bang on my head.
The The thing with Norm and the stupid cake.
And And you.
It It works.
My Do-Over-Inator must work.
Your little friend must have activated it yesterday.
By yesterday I mean today.
Later today, your little friend will activate and the days would probably keep repeating until I shut it off.
This is what I'm talking about! You're not even listening.
I'm moving out, Dad.
I'm going to live at Mom's, full-time.
Door slams mean sadness.
Wait, what did she say? I'm going to live at Mom's, full-time.
I can't believe it! You surreptitiously record us? And even more importantly, I'm losing my little girl! Why would Vanessa want to move out? Let's see if we can solve that little mystery.
Hey, Vanessa, hand me that cadaver.
Or Honey bun, if you go into the living room and see a pile of skin flakes, just ignore it.
- Okay.
- Or.
I know you said the time machine in the bathroom was a bad idea, but if you need to go, you should do it last week.
Okay, okay.
I get it.
I get it.
My daughter's moving out because she thinks I'm a loser.
- I like pancakes.
- But, you know who isn't a loser? The Tri-Governor! I just need to win that office and Vanessa will want to stay with me! And this little baby's gonna help me get it right.
They say you only go around once They say that opportunity It never knocks twice But if there's one thing I can say About the people who say that They don't have this cool device They don't have this cool device I never even heard of déja vu this bad But everything today is so familiar Like the best recurring dream I ever had Like when you know what's gonna happen But it's still gonna fool ya If it keeps repeating, I should do something about it I don't know the repercussions if I just let it run If you told me there'd be consequences I wouldn't doubt it But it's tempting just to let it go And use it for fun Use it for fun I can get it right Because today I have multiple chances With just a little foresight My means will justify my ends My worries will be over soon I'll rework my fate Improve my circumstances If I get it wrong this afternoon I'll get it right today When tomorrow is this morning again If I get it wrong this afternoon I'll get it right today When tomorrow is this morning again If I get it wrong this afternoon I'll get it right today When tomorrow is this morning again Yeah.
- There it is! But where's Perry? - Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, perfect! You guys built your sky-high mega-ride thingy.
I just wanted to double-check.
And this time, I'm not gonna call Mom.
- I'm gonna go get her.
Ciao! - Bye, Candace.
Sky-high, huh? I think you're right, Buford.
We can make this better.
And Candace has just given me a great idea how to do it.
Perry the Platypus should be coming in about three, two, one.
And drumroll.
Missed me! And skull! It worked! It worked! And finally I get some use out of these old Halloween decorations.
I'm a master of ti Oh, this really bites.
No, no, wait.
Not my inator! That's okay, Perry the Platypus.
I'll be the master of time tomorrow.
Ta-da! Huh? - But But But - Look, Candace.
Most days I would humor you but not today.
I'm way too busy.
I know, you're way too busy getting us ready for school.
So I'll just take care of the stuff I have to do - before tomorrow.
- Couldn't have said it better myself.
Well, no one can say I didn't try, twice.
Oh, it's a shame Candace missed out on the fun.
She did give us the cool idea to levitate it, after all.
I know what we're gonna do today! I know what I know what we're gonna do today! No way! You there, boy, what day is it, again? Why, the last day of summer, of course.
Yes! The days are repeating! Which means I still have a chance to Oh, no.
I'm not falling for that one again.
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
But fool me three times and Why do I even have three skates? - Ooh.
- There's tigers at the zoo.
Rawr.
- And so we begin another day.
- Yes, and you've got errands to run 'cause they're not gonna run themselves.
They never do, never do.
Better get a move on if you're gonna be back in an hour and 27 minutes.
Bye! Ah! Ah! - Wakey, wakey - Stuff it, Norm.
Dad, do you have a minute? - It's really imp - Hush.
I know.
Dad, I I know exactly what you're going to say and I'm on it.
But right now, I need to study Perry the Platypus' every move.
Dad, this is the problem! - Because of your stupid work - Hold that thought, sweetie.
I've really gotta go and improve Perry the Platypus' trap.
BRB! That's, uh, that's "be right back.
" It's hip today to talk in acronyms.
I can see by the confused and somewhat annoyed look on your face that your little mammal brain is working overtime trying to figure out how I anticipated your every move.
Not to mention, the purpose of this hamster ball.
Well, simple.
See, this protects me from when you eventually escape from that.
Like, like that.
But you can't punch, kick, or otherwise bruise me because I'm safe inside of the - It's muffin time, sir.
- Later! Maybe I'll get lucky and time will loop before I No such luck.
I know what we're gonna do - Alarm.
Kids in the backyard.
- I know what we're gonna do I'm back, baby! Whoo-hoo! Tigers at the zoo! Mom, gotta go, errands.
Well, she's having a good day.
- There it is.
- This is great.
This time, I'm gonna bust you out of this world.
- Hmm.
- Candace has just given me a great idea on how to make this even better! Now, it's all sci-fi? You inspired it, Candace.
It's out of this world! I know But But But I know what we're gonna do today! But But But I know what we're gonna do today! Okay! 23rd time's the charm.
I totally got it all covered now.
Hand me that box of angry weasels, would you, Norm? Yes, that'll do.
It's the latest Perry the Platypus trap.
Delightful! And here he is! Norm, hand out the victory muffins.
- What is a muffin? - Oh, come on.
You know, like Oh, do you know the muffin man That lives on Drury Lane Drury Lane, why would anyone buy a house on Drury Lane? It just sounds so It sounds dreary.
Even though it's not actually dreary, it's Drury.
Though entertaining, your muffin song did not - stir my memory bank, sir.
- Mmm, that's peculiar.
I suppose it could be some type of anomaly caused by messing with the space-time continuum.
Might even be dangerous.
Ah, I have to ignore that at my peril because now that I've gotten a full 30 steps ahead of Perry the Platypus, I'm free to take over the Tri-State Ar Vanessa, where are you going? Don't you wanna talk? Actually, I really do, but you seem busy.
Aw, honey, that's very perceptive of you.
Yes! Let's just put a pin in this.
I'm kind of racing against the clock here.
I know it seems like I'm putting you second, but it's only so I can put you first eventually.
- Whatever, Dad.
- Vanessa Oh, you'll see.
This is going to be my moment to take over the Tri-State Area.
And then that I'll prove to you I'm not as big a loser as you think I am.
Okay, no pressure.
Tri-State Governor's mansion, here I come! Sweet! Now, I've just gotta get someone to vote for me.
Anyone, actually, 'cause I'm running unopposed.
Voting today! I didn't know there were elections today.
Oh, get in the booth and do your civic duty.
I am so gonna get it right today! I can feel it in my Um, ever hear of a spoon? Spoon? Hmm, no.
Can't say I have.
Hey, I hear there's a new tiger habitat, darling.
Tiger? That's a funny-sounding word.
Oh, these teenagers and their slang.
I'd better go run my errands.
They're not gonna run themselves.
Mom, what happened to your Capri pants? Capri pants? Now, I think you're just messing with us.
No spoons, no tigers, no Capris? Uh-oh, something's really going wrong! Vanessa? Vanessa! I need to talk to you about your, you know, wanting to move out.
- Wait, you know about that? How - Honey, just watch.
Apparently, for the first time in Tri-State history, a Tri-Governor has been elected.
And the voters have chosen My brother, Heinz Doofenshmirtz? Yes! See, Vanessa, I'm not a loser anymore! Now, you'll want to live with me at the Tri-Governor's mansion, right? Right? - Dad, it's not the - Oh, wait, wait.
Hold that thought sweetie.
As long as my Do-Over-Inator is on, this day could start all over again.
I could lose it all.
So So, you know, go ahead and start packing your stuff, I'm just gonna run over and turn off my inator.
We We're moving on up, kiddo! Hey! Well, uh, I didn't see that coming.
But it's gone so I guess that's the end of the looping.
And now, everything's gonna be hunky-dory 'cause I'm in charge, baby.
Guys, guys, I really need your help! There's this really weird thing that's happening.
Days keep repeating because of a machine thingy that Vanessa's dad made.
And there's this wagon.
And now, things are disappearing.
- Like tigers and spoons and - What's a spoon? - What's a tiger? - See, that's my point, stuff's disappearing! And once it goes, nobody remembers it ever existed.
Mom! It took them! Like the spoons! Mom, Phineas and Ferb are gone! I'm sure it's going to be all right, dear.
But, who are Phineas and Ferb? How can you not know who Phineas and Ferb are? Let me guess, they're your new favorite boy band? No, Mom! You see, later on today, which is kind of like last month to me, Vanessa's dad invents this thing which he says doesn't work, but actually, it does because, well, here I am.
But it also doesn't work because they're not here.
So, even though every day repeats, not everyone or everything repeats because you don't even know what Capri pants are! Capri pants, is that a boy band? They're Check out your First Daughter suite! - Not too keen to move out now, are ya? - Yeah.
Very, very nice, Dad.
- But, listen, I have something I need - Pardon me, sir.
I hate to interrupt, but your schedule is jam-packed today.
Sorry, sweetie, but, apparently, there's a lot of stuff I have to attend to.
Look on the bright side, you can brag about your dad to all your friends until I get back.
This is so weird.
It's Danville, but it's not.
Oh, my gosh! Ferb, spoons! Now I totally remember how we forgot about them when they disappeared.
Which means we must have disappeared.
Orange, you glad we have something eat? You're right, you're right.
We gotta figure out a way out of here.
- I hope whatever that is likes oranges.
- Or at least orange-related puns.
But I'm telling you, the sun's rays will make you crazy.
- I'm not gonna buy your hat, Buford.
- Great, you're all together.
Look, I need you guys to help me find my brothers.
- And you are? - She's my neighbor from across the street.
- But I thought were an only child.
- No, no.
I have two little brothers, and all of you are best friends.
But then Vanessa's dad built this machine, and now the days are repeating, and things like spoons and little boys like my brothers are starting to disappear.
And the worst thing is nobody remembers them! You should stay out of the sun.
Doofenshmirtz Tri-Governor's mansion! Okay, Doofy boy, time to Govern-inate.
Right on time, Perry the Platypus! This concerns you.
I have just made it illegal to thwart the Tri-Governor of the Tri-State Area.
Which, ipso facto, is me.
Go ahead, read it.
It's all perfectly legal.
Looks like your thwarting days are over, Perry the Platypus.
You know, I really miss our good old thwarting days already.
In fact, your presence here is making me far too sad and nostalgic, so maybe you better go.
Just leave the way you came in.
I'll bill you for the carpet.
No, no, don't give me the puppy dog eyes, you're gonna make me cry.
Sheesh.
Pardon me, Mr.
Tri-Governor.
The Mayor is on the line.
Put him through.
Hello, Roger! Heinz, did you steal my secretary? Yes.
Yes, I did.
What makes you think you can do a thing like that? Well, it's easy.
Because, I'm the boss of you.
Nyah! Ah, this has already been a very productive day.
What's all this? More legislation that requires your signature, sir.
But I hate homework! I'd rather just play with this snow globe! Ooh! What? Oh, man, this is serious! I, I thought for sure my machine would have turned itself off when it disappeared, but it's still creating rifts in the space-time continuum.
Melanie, bring me another snow globe.
Um, what's a snow globe? Wow, this stuff is pretty random.
I hope no one at home is planning to baste a turkey while wearing suspenders and Capri pants! You're right, Mr.
Keene is having a very bad day.
And so are we! Run, Ferb! It's raining snow globes! And the tigers, they are also a reason to run! No, I really do have two brothers, and you guys are really best friends.
- I can't believe you don't remember! - That's impossible! Right, Baljeet? Huh? Uh, sorr, I am too preoccupied with today's wild fluctuations in the space-time continuum.
With pressure readings like this, I could potentially get sucked into a rift, and then none of you would remember I ever existed.
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Sorry Agent P, I've received confirmation that Doof's anti-thwarting legislation is completely legal and official.
So I guess we're the bad guys now.
And I guess this means you're on hiatus, at least till his term is over.
Monogram out.
Perry? What are you doing here? Problems with my dad, too? Welcome to the club.
I've been trying all day to tell him that I've been accepted by OWCA's internship program.
But that I can't join if I'm living with OWCA's public enemy number one.
Okay, number three.
Well, I'm just gonna have to tell him and try to convince him to see things my way.
Thanks for the chat, Perry! Wish me luck.
And at the destabilization point, the vortex collapses in on itself and it becomes an actual "hole" in space-time, sucking the nearest person or object into it, - and they are lost in the void.
- Oh, please stop talking! Okay, tigers aren't much more than big house cats, right? So what've we got that'll distract cats? We don't have a ball of yarn, but we do have a big bouncy ball of Capri pants.
That'll hold 'em for a while.
Come on, Ferb! We gotta figure out a way back home.
Sweetie-pie, I'm back! Sorry, it took me so long.
Who would've thought being Tri-Governor would be so involved? Dad, I got an internship at OWCA's, so I have to move out.
What? But that's the opposite of what I They're the good guys! I thought for sure now that I was Tri-State Governor that we'd be okay.
Dad, you're totally missing the point.
You spend all of your time working on your ridiculous inators, - and I can't - Oh, well, first of all, they're not ridiculous.
Convoluted and ultimately pointless, maybe.
Oh, come on, Dad, you build them just to exact petty revenge, trying to prove you're evil.
- What? I'm evil.
I am evil! - No, Dad.
You're basically a nice guy who's pretending to be evil.
And, you know, it seems like it's all out of obligation to your backstories, not something that truly comes from your heart.
Wow.
So, it's, it's it's really not about the success-loser thing? Dad, look, this OWCA internship is something I really wanna do.
And I don't think this lifestyle choice is making you happy either.
- Is it? - Wow again.
Look, all I'm saying is try something different.
- Like a, like a new inator? - No, like try to be a good guy.
A good guy? Me? I could be Well, I guess I could.
I could, I could be a do-gooder, doing good just for the sake of doing good, or - What exactly do good guys do? - Well, they Ah, it doesn't matter.
Anyway, I get it.
I understand now.
There's just one thing I gotta do before the whole day starts all o Oh, man, I gotta start all over again! Oh, man! I looped too soon and I didn't have time to be good.
Wakey-wakey! - Norm, stuff your cake! - Stuffing it, sir.
- Hey, Dad.
Do you have a minute? - Vanessa! Yes, yes, I know, you, you'd like to move in with your mother, and you want to intern at OWCA, - and my being evil creates a conflict.
- Um, yeah.
How did you know Let's just leave it at I know and I vow to be good from now on.
- So your worries are over.
- Wow, you're kind of freaking me out.
Yes, yes, I'd be obnoxious if I wasn't so charming.
Anyway, I have one more inator to complete, and I've got to do it fast, so I could really use your help.
- What's the inator? - The Time-Straighten-Out-Inator.
It straightens out time and keeps it from looping.
- I think I'm looping.
- Exactly.
I am coming.
Morning, Baljeet! Got to get an early start today.
You kids chat, I'll get the thingy.
- Um, who is that girl in the bathrobe? - I was so asleep.
- She made us come over here.
- Yes, but who is she? Got it! Here, Doctor Genius Boy.
Take this and check out the space-time continuum.
I do not know what that will prove.
The space-time continuum is a remarkably stable, and - Oh, my goodness! - Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, you could disappear forever, and so could every memory of your existence.
So, here's the part you need to pay attention to.
- Are you listening? - I am totally listening! - I am so not listening.
- Me neither.
I have two brothers, and you guys are all best friends.
But now they're gone and nobody remembers them because of the space-time continuum thingy.
Now, this is the part of the conversation when you tell me how you're gonna get my brothers back.
Well, they must have disappeared through a temporal rift.
If we could calculate the location of the next rift, we could just throw in a rope with a life preserver tied to the end of it and pull them out.
Oh, really? A little donut-shaped pool toy is gonna save the universe? You had me at donuts, lost me with everything else.
So what you're saying is the days are repeating and you're the only one that notices.
Well, maybe that little friend of yours, too, 'cause she was inside the bubble.
- What? - Not important.
Check it out.
Perry the Platypus should be coming in three, two, one.
Perry! Perry the Platypus! That's right.
Take it in, Perry the Platypus.
No traps.
And no, telling you that there are no traps is not part of a trap, though that would have been genius.
Oh, I missed that one! I'm actually not doing any evil today.
Seriously! I promise! So, what do you say? How about lending an old nemesis a hand, huh, Perry the Platypus? Your eyes say no, but your hands say yes.
Isabella, what is the resonance reading on the top meter? - 42.
16! - Candace, what is the cosine of 84.
7? Let's see.
17.
Buford, did the light just change from green to red? - Why should I tell you? - Okay.
Right there! In fifteen seconds, that is the point of maximum disturbance.
So it should be appearing right over there! Wow! Crazy how it sucked - up that groundhog, huh? - The what? If things from Danville pass into this dimension when a rift opens, maybe the door swings both ways.
If we can calculate the rift openings, then we can get back to our Danville.
Heads up, Ferb! Incoming! Huh.
Groundhogs.
I hope that doesn't mean six more weeks of Nulville.
- Ahhh! - Talk to me, Baljeet! By my new calculations, the next rift should appear right over there.
Quick! Throw the life preserver.
Phineas! Ferb! If you can hear me, grab the life preserver and we'll pull you back.
- What's a life preserver? - I have no idea.
You guys are just gonna have to trust me on this Whoa! Who'd have thought we'd be such a good team? My daughter, my nemesis and my hot beverage.
Mmm, counter-clockwise on that jib bolt, Perry the Platypus.
Okay, stop.
Perfect.
It's done.
The days won't loop anymore, and I'll have my daughter back! My life will be on a new path and the world will be saved.
Thanks to brand-new good guy, Heinz Doofen Oh, shmirtz! I was so close! - Wakey, wakey - Eat it yourself, Norm! I gotta get Vanessa, and we gotta do everything faster.
Hi, guys! So good to see you.
Phineas! Hey, Phineas.
Spoon! - Oh, how I have missed spoons! - Orange.
Nah, not really getting a big rush of emotions over this.
- And here are the Capri pants.
- How can you tell they're Capri pants? Maybe they're just regular pants for someone with shorter legs.
- The important thing is - Hey! My brothers are here and they're safe! I'm so glad that you guys are all right.
Thanks, Candace.
It's great to see you, too.
Wow, I guess now that we're gone, too, Mom and Dad don't even remember having children.
Their lives must be so dull and empty.
Walk the Platypus walk Everything here is so gray and lifeless.
This place must exist outside the flow of time.
Candace, you were the only one of us outside the loop.
Were the looping intervals decreasing in chronological amplitude? No, they were, um Wait, what does that mean exactly? Were the days getting shorter? Yes, the days kept getting shorter and shorter.
The time pocket is dissolving! And where does that rate on the good-bad scale? Buford! When the time pocket ceases to exist, so will we! See what I mean? One woman's Capri pants is another's What'd I miss? - Vanessa - Dad, I have to talk to you - Help me build my inator.
Hurry! Quick! - What are we doing? Building a Time-Straighten-Out-inator! Dad, we really need to talk.
There you are! Perry the Platypus, grab a screwdriver and help us.
Perry! Okay, this paper towel represents the space-time continuum.
Normally it moves in a straight line.
But something has disrupted the flow.
Now time cannot move forward and it puts enormous strain on the fabric of time and tears the fabric.
So now there is a little less space-time fabric to work with.
The days are getting shorter.
Now, you take this shortened piece of space-time and loop it again.
Do this enough times and pretty soon you do not have anything left.
What I cannot seem to figure out is what could have possibly caused this space-time disruption in the first place.
And an even bigger conundrum is how Candace is standing outside of the space-time interruption and somehow knew about its effects.
Yeah, that's a puzzler.
But you know that old saying, "Never question the source of a temporal time-space loop thingy.
" - Really? - Yeah, I've heard that.
Well, we have to build something to close the hole and stop the looping.
But it will require Einsteinium, tungsten wire - and micro-crystal plasma resistors.
- Well, stuff keeps getting sucked into this place.
Maybe we can find a hi-tech machine, or some lab equipment - that uses all that stuff.
- What about this machine right here? Wow, strange that we didn't notice that.
Einsteinium, tungsten wire, plasma resistors.
Wow.
This is awesome! Don't touch that thing! That's the machine that started all of this.
So, uh, yeah, you gotta be careful with that thing.
- And you know this how? - When I was at Vanessa's, I may have accidentally, intentionally, pushed the button.
Okay, I was having a rotten day, one crummy thing after another kept happening, and when he told me that this thing can make the day start over again, I just couldn't help myself! And then the days just keep looping.
And I know I should have said something sooner, but I kept coming so close to busting you guys! And I swear I had no idea it would do any of this.
I thought I'd get one do-over and that would be that.
But then I saw that it was creating problems and making things disappear, and making people forget, but by the time I tried to stop it, it was too late and I lost you guys.
- And I don't know how to fix it.
- Well, if this thing is the problem, maybe we should press this big self-destruct button.
No! If time stops looping there will be no big tears in the fabric of space-time and no way for us to get home.
We must find a way to get ourselves and that machine through one of the rifts and back into Danville.
Then we can push the button and blow up the machine.
- I call pressing the button.
- Come on, gang! - We know what we have to do today.
- Yeah.
Run! When you're running out of time It's hard to know how fast you're going You could be a minute or an hour late There's just no way of knowing And when I say we're running out of time I don't mean time is depleted, no No, we're not running late We're just physically outside of the flow Why do we need chronological time We gotta get back in time We gotta get back in time We've gotta get back in time We gotta get back in time Gotta, gotta get back Gotta, gotta get back in time Gotta, gotta get back in time, yeah I mean we have to get back into the flow of time But also that we have to do it fast Because we're running out of time But not the way I said that Earlier Well, it's not pretty, but we did it.
I dub thee, "The Buford van Stomm Time Catapult.
" I won the naming rights, fair and square.
Come on, guys! No time to lose! - How's it lookin', Baljeet? - It looks like the next anomaly will appear any second now.
I am working on the exact coordinates, but there is significant interference.
It looks like there may be multiple rifts coming.
As long as we can hit one of them.
Stand by your hand cranks, people.
Here they come! It's cars! Baljeet, what are those coordinates? Got them! 34 degrees, 10 minutes, 15 seconds North.
15 minutes, 0 seconds West.
Launch now! - Where's the tear? Where's the tear? - Any second! How ya doin' back there, Perry the Platypus? Takes care of that.
Let's plug this baby in and get her going! - Are you sure it'll work? - Oh, yeah, yeah.
Absolutely.
There's a guaranteed 55 percent chance of success, so we're, we're good to go.
Wait, so there's still a 45 percent chance that it won't do anything? Of course not! It's not gonna do nothing.
There's also a 45 percent chance it'll destroy everything in existence.
What? Dad, you have to tell us things like this! - Is everyone okay? - Aw, my muffins got smashed.
Come on, no time to lose! Literally! Okay, Baljeet, just to confirm, destroying the machine will put the space-time continuum back to normal? Yes, and we need to do it quickly.
The time loops are accelerating exponentially and Oh, we're starting here now.
Hey, it has been brought to my attention that I should tell you guys, there's a 55 percent chance this will work, but a 45 percent chance that it'll destroy reality as we know it.
- What? - Absolute worst-case scenario.
- Okay, what happens if we don't push it? - If we do nothing there's a 100 percent chance that the time pocket will dissolve and it will destroy every You know there's a whole illustration I can do with a paper towel and a hook, but I don't have time.
Okay, we have to take a moment and think about the Oh, man! That was quick.
The days must be compressing to this exact point! No time to lose! Move, move, move.
Hurry, guys! Okay, here's the odds.
Save the day, 55 percent.
Destroy the universe as we know it, 45 percent.
But do nothing at all, a 100 percent chance of the end of time.
So, what do you say? - Whoa! - Good answer.
How about you, Perry the Platypus? Come on, if you got something to say, now's the time.
The time loop is getting too short! - What if I throw Baljeet? - You are just using this as an excuse! Okay, I gotta tell you, there's a lot of risk involved, but we've discussed it over, like, three loops already and I think this is our only option.
- Are you with me? - Yeah, I am.
Okay, I should have just about enough time to press this button, if I'm not too overly dramatic about it.
We can't reach it! There's just not enough time.
Did it work? Okay, kids pie is almost ready.
Anybody want some fresh orange juice in the meantime? I used a spoon to squeeze them! - Orange juice! - Yes! There's the emotional attachment to oranges I've been lacking! Well, we're not destroyed, so that's a good sign.
- Uh, but did it work? - Mufffin time, sir! We are back in business, baby girl! Yes, Dad, I'm so proud of you.
You did it! Aw! I'd do anything for you, pumpkin pants! After we dismantle this thing, I don't know what I'm gonna do with myself.
I've got no experience being a good guy.
Well, I'll stick around and help you figure it out.
I hear OWCA is looking for a few good animals.
Well, I was raised by ocelots.
- Now that was an eventful day.
- That was an eventful summer.
- What was your favorite part, Phineas? - Of the summer? Yeah, what was your favorite thing we built? Memories.
- Oh, come on! - Oh, really corny! No, I'm serious.
We've done a lot of great stuff.
How can I choose? Yeah.
Remember that time we went into space? - Which time? - The time we made the ice cream.
Duh! And remember the roller coaster we were Summer is done And we've had our fun But this isn't the end of our story So for nostalgia's sake Let's just take a break Sit back and take inventory We've done so many wondrous things And there's still so much to do But I make the most of every day Whenever I'm with you Because It's not about the summer sun Or even all the things we've done It's not about the change in the weather It's just about the time we spend With our family and with our friends It's just about the time spent together It's just about the time Not the weather It's just about the time Spent together It started real simple With a cool roller coaster An awesome beach party, then we raced our cars We were one-hit wonders with a big hit song And in a special two-parter we sent Candace to Mars We built a treehouse, robots, hunted Bigfoot and a mummy Got the band back together And our parents, too When my brothers got busted it was only a dream But who had that dream? Was it Perry or you? Actually, I think my dream was inside of Perry's dream.
My mind is blown.
There's been a hundred and four days of summer vacation We had a lot of fun and sung a lot of songs So now it's time for a big celebration 'Cause it's been a great summer and we thank you for coming along Thank you for coming along Just wanna thank you for coming along I'm six foot two and I fight a little Platypus You think I'd be victorious Just every now and then I've had a whole lot of schemes And a lot of inators But I failed over and over And over and over and over and over again Oh, but it was fun, though.
We spent a day fighting pharmaceutical zombies Would have saw a full vision Looked at fashion instead With the Klimpaloon and me and the Lake Nose Monster But we still baffled by the giant floating baby head We played Hockey Z-9 and Football X-7 We went around the world and to the very edge of space We met our doppelgangers in the Second Dimension Isabella kissed me, but I got my mind erased - Wait, what? - You just wait ten years.
There's been 104 days of summer vacation We had a lot of fun and sung a lot of songs So we think it's time for a big celebration And it's been a great summer So we thank you for coming along Thank you for coming along Thank you for coming along Thank you for coming along Thank you for coming along - Anyone want some pie? - Yes.
Yes, we do.
It's just about the time We spent together It's just about the time We spent together With you
- Yes, I understand, hyperbole.
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh We set a precedent for entertainment We're doing something and it's gonna be big Put on your glad rags and pack your lunchbag No, something smaller, not that suckling pig We got one last day of summer One more day before school has begun We got one last day in the sun Let's have some serious fun Let's have some serious fun Let's have some serious fun Let's have some serious fun Let's have some serious fun Let's have some serious fun Oh, yeah I know what we're gonna do today! I know what we're gonna do today! I know what I know what we're gonna do today! And I know what I'm gonna do today.
Bust you guys once and for all! Do your worst, or your best.
Just make it big and bustable so I can show Mom.
Wow, that was awfully supportive.
And you said Candace wasn't a morning person.
This is it, Candace.
The last day of summer vacation.
Your last chance to bust the boy Whoaa! Oh, why do we have this many wheeled objects lying around the house? Ooh, looks like the zoo's got a new tiger habitat.
- Good morning, Candace.
- Uh-huh.
And so begins the last day of summer.
Which means back to school errands for me and making the most of the day for you.
Ooh, I better get a move on.
Those errands aren't gonna run themselves! They never do! They never do.
Well, today's a big day, so it's a good thing we're getting an early start.
I don't wanna waste one minute of our last day of summer.
Yippee! Last day of summer means first day of school! - I mean, boo! - Seems like only yesterday I walked through that side gate and asked, "Whatcha doin'?" when you were building that rollercoaster for the first time.
Since it's our last day of summer, we're thinking a grand finale is in order.
Show them the blueprints, Ferb.
Ooh! Meh, could use a little something more.
There it is.
But where's Perry? Oh, good, Agent P, you're here.
You're probably wondering about all these pulley things here.
It's just that with Carl heading to school soon, I'm gonna have to learn to run this place all by myself.
Anyway, with the seasons about to change, I suspect Doofenshmirtz will be trying to close out the summer with a bang.
Oh, great, googly-moogly! Carl! Oh, that's right.
School.
Keep it together, Francis.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Ow! Okay, I've had enough of you.
- Wakey, wakey, chocolate cakey! - How many times do I have to tell you that chocolate cake isn't for break I stand corrected.
All right, up and at 'em.
Sir, since when do you sleep in your lab coat? Since none of your business.
- Hey, Dad, you have a minute? - Can it wait, sweetie? I got a lot of stuff on my evil to-do list to do today.
- To do today, to do today, to do today.
- Dad, dad! It's like a little song.
To do, to do, to do today To do, to do today! All the ladies in the house say Wait! Where'd she go? Great job, gang! What do you think? So, what is it? - It's everything! - Who says you can't have it all? Yippee! For this and not for school.
I love you, school.
Do other nerds erect statues to you? - Maybe.
- Looks pretty mega to me.
Yeah, it's pretty mega, but is it really grand finale material worthy of these two guys? - I just made it weird, didn't I? - No, not at all.
Hugs are a healthy expression of affection between friends.
- Okay.
Now, you just made it weird.
- Anyway, we've gotta make sure we've outdone ourselves on this one.
And there's only one way to do it.
You're right, Buford.
Let's ride it.
Actually, I was gonna say focus group testing.
But "ride it" works, too.
Pa, pa, pa, pa Pa, pa, pa, pa Yeah! You know we're going nowhere fast And we got no destination Nothing scheduled We got no chores to do The sun is up, the wind is warm And we're clear of all obligation We're taking the scenic route Just enjoy the view Ooh, ooh, ooh Pa, pa, pa, pa There's no one that I'd rather go Nowhere with than you Ooh, ooh, ooh Pa, pa, pa, pa There's no one that I'd rather go Nowhere with than you We don't need a compass We don't need a guiding star We don't need a GPS To tell us where we are 'Cause we know where we are Ooh, ooh, ooh Pa, pa, pa, pa There's no one that I'd rather go Nowhere with than you Ooh, ooh, ooh Pa, pa, pa, pa There's no one that I'd rather go Nowhere with than you Aha! The boys did it again! Big, dangerous, bustable! Primed for mega-bust.
I'm calling Mom right now! Say hi for us.
I know, I know.
I'm on my way.
I'll meet you out front.
So, what do you say, guys, best ride ever? Well, empirically speaking, the test results show almost unanimous approval ratings! - I have notes.
- Like I said, "almost.
" Well, you heard him, Ferb.
Back to the drawing board.
Wow, that was impressive and quite literal.
- Ta-da! - Hi, Mom! Hi, Candace.
- But But But - Look, Candace.
Most days I would humor you.
But not today.
I'm way too busy.
Don't you have stuff of your own to do before school starts? - Yeah! Bust the boys! - Candace? I guess I could return Vanessa's DVDs.
There you go, hon.
They're not gonna return themselves.
They never do.
Ah, Perry the Platypus, snared in my traps! Ha! Drum pun! I realized that all this time I was planning to become ruler of the Tri-State Area, never took into account the fact there is no actual position.
I should have spent my time creating one.
And if I create it, no one will know about it.
I will run unoppo Oh! That was close.
Then I'll easily win and take over the Tri-State Area.
With that in mind, beho Behold the Tri-Govern-inator! Wow, an actual drumroll.
Please.
So over it.
Hi, Vanessa.
Just came back to return your DVDs.
Sorry I had them so long.
Can't say I understand French cinema.
I mean, why does that mime keep letting go of balloons? I think it's symbolic.
Well, anyway, how's it going? - I've been better.
- Me, too.
You wouldn't believe the day I'm having so far.
I mean, really, like, I could go on.
Like, I could tell you all about it.
- I mean, there's a lot that happened and - You wanna come in? - Oh, wow, yeah.
That'd be great.
- I could use some downloading, too.
- I'll go make us some tea.
BRB.
- Awesome.
Oh, hi, Vanessa's dad, how's it going? Have you seen my nemesis? He was just here a second ago.
He's about yay high and You know what? No matter.
When the guy who's punching you, suddenly loses interest mid-punch, it's time to take serious stock of your life.
I can totally relate.
Like, from the beginning of today, it was pretty bad.
Like, I'm all off.
- Uh-huh.
- And you know every day of the summer, I've been trying to bust my brothers - and it's just not happening.
- Uh-huh.
Do you know how frustrating it is to have a single, unrealized focus in your life? Well, that's just crazy.
Gotta be some kind of teenage thing.
Same old, same old.
Yada, yada, yada.
- That's been my day so far.
- Don't sit on that! And stop fussing with all of my inators! Inators? Why what does this one do? - Ah, that is my Do-Over-Inator.
- What's a Do-Over-Inator? Really? It says "do over" right in the name.
It It does the day over again.
But I haven't worked out all the kinks yet.
Matter of fact, I gotta work out the kinks in a lot of these.
A Do-Over-Inator? I know what we're gonna do today! I know what I know what we're gonna do today! And I know what I'm gonna do today.
Bust you guys once and for all! Do your worst, or You know, just make it big and bustable so I can show Mom.
Wow, that was awfully supportive.
Talk about déja You there, boy, what day is it? Why, the last day of summer, of course.
Yes! Vanessa's dad's machine.
It worked! Which means yesterday is today.
Another chance to bust the booooys! I didn't need to repeat this part! Har-de-har-har.
Looks like the zoo's got a new tiger habitat.
- Good morning, Candace.
- Mmm-hmm.
And so begins the last day of summer, again.
Which means back to school errands for me and making the most of the day for you.
- Hey! - Hey! This is amazing! Today is exactly the same as yesterday.
It's repeating! Very existential, darling.
You're getting philosophical as you get older.
- And bustisophical! - That's not even a word.
It is now.
I made it up! Didn't I disintegrate you? - Wakey, wakey, chocolate cakey! - Really? Again? I Didn't I tell you cake isn't for breakfast yesterday? Hmm.
I gotta check on something.
- Hey, Dad? - Hmm, repeating.
- You hava a minute? - Mhm.
- We really need to - Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm.
- Dad! - Yeah.
Yeah, everything is repeating.
That bang on my head.
The The thing with Norm and the stupid cake.
And And you.
It It works.
My Do-Over-Inator must work.
Your little friend must have activated it yesterday.
By yesterday I mean today.
Later today, your little friend will activate and the days would probably keep repeating until I shut it off.
This is what I'm talking about! You're not even listening.
I'm moving out, Dad.
I'm going to live at Mom's, full-time.
Door slams mean sadness.
Wait, what did she say? I'm going to live at Mom's, full-time.
I can't believe it! You surreptitiously record us? And even more importantly, I'm losing my little girl! Why would Vanessa want to move out? Let's see if we can solve that little mystery.
Hey, Vanessa, hand me that cadaver.
Or Honey bun, if you go into the living room and see a pile of skin flakes, just ignore it.
- Okay.
- Or.
I know you said the time machine in the bathroom was a bad idea, but if you need to go, you should do it last week.
Okay, okay.
I get it.
I get it.
My daughter's moving out because she thinks I'm a loser.
- I like pancakes.
- But, you know who isn't a loser? The Tri-Governor! I just need to win that office and Vanessa will want to stay with me! And this little baby's gonna help me get it right.
They say you only go around once They say that opportunity It never knocks twice But if there's one thing I can say About the people who say that They don't have this cool device They don't have this cool device I never even heard of déja vu this bad But everything today is so familiar Like the best recurring dream I ever had Like when you know what's gonna happen But it's still gonna fool ya If it keeps repeating, I should do something about it I don't know the repercussions if I just let it run If you told me there'd be consequences I wouldn't doubt it But it's tempting just to let it go And use it for fun Use it for fun I can get it right Because today I have multiple chances With just a little foresight My means will justify my ends My worries will be over soon I'll rework my fate Improve my circumstances If I get it wrong this afternoon I'll get it right today When tomorrow is this morning again If I get it wrong this afternoon I'll get it right today When tomorrow is this morning again If I get it wrong this afternoon I'll get it right today When tomorrow is this morning again Yeah.
- There it is! But where's Perry? - Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, perfect! You guys built your sky-high mega-ride thingy.
I just wanted to double-check.
And this time, I'm not gonna call Mom.
- I'm gonna go get her.
Ciao! - Bye, Candace.
Sky-high, huh? I think you're right, Buford.
We can make this better.
And Candace has just given me a great idea how to do it.
Perry the Platypus should be coming in about three, two, one.
And drumroll.
Missed me! And skull! It worked! It worked! And finally I get some use out of these old Halloween decorations.
I'm a master of ti Oh, this really bites.
No, no, wait.
Not my inator! That's okay, Perry the Platypus.
I'll be the master of time tomorrow.
Ta-da! Huh? - But But But - Look, Candace.
Most days I would humor you but not today.
I'm way too busy.
I know, you're way too busy getting us ready for school.
So I'll just take care of the stuff I have to do - before tomorrow.
- Couldn't have said it better myself.
Well, no one can say I didn't try, twice.
Oh, it's a shame Candace missed out on the fun.
She did give us the cool idea to levitate it, after all.
I know what we're gonna do today! I know what I know what we're gonna do today! No way! You there, boy, what day is it, again? Why, the last day of summer, of course.
Yes! The days are repeating! Which means I still have a chance to Oh, no.
I'm not falling for that one again.
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
But fool me three times and Why do I even have three skates? - Ooh.
- There's tigers at the zoo.
Rawr.
- And so we begin another day.
- Yes, and you've got errands to run 'cause they're not gonna run themselves.
They never do, never do.
Better get a move on if you're gonna be back in an hour and 27 minutes.
Bye! Ah! Ah! - Wakey, wakey - Stuff it, Norm.
Dad, do you have a minute? - It's really imp - Hush.
I know.
Dad, I I know exactly what you're going to say and I'm on it.
But right now, I need to study Perry the Platypus' every move.
Dad, this is the problem! - Because of your stupid work - Hold that thought, sweetie.
I've really gotta go and improve Perry the Platypus' trap.
BRB! That's, uh, that's "be right back.
" It's hip today to talk in acronyms.
I can see by the confused and somewhat annoyed look on your face that your little mammal brain is working overtime trying to figure out how I anticipated your every move.
Not to mention, the purpose of this hamster ball.
Well, simple.
See, this protects me from when you eventually escape from that.
Like, like that.
But you can't punch, kick, or otherwise bruise me because I'm safe inside of the - It's muffin time, sir.
- Later! Maybe I'll get lucky and time will loop before I No such luck.
I know what we're gonna do - Alarm.
Kids in the backyard.
- I know what we're gonna do I'm back, baby! Whoo-hoo! Tigers at the zoo! Mom, gotta go, errands.
Well, she's having a good day.
- There it is.
- This is great.
This time, I'm gonna bust you out of this world.
- Hmm.
- Candace has just given me a great idea on how to make this even better! Now, it's all sci-fi? You inspired it, Candace.
It's out of this world! I know But But But I know what we're gonna do today! But But But I know what we're gonna do today! Okay! 23rd time's the charm.
I totally got it all covered now.
Hand me that box of angry weasels, would you, Norm? Yes, that'll do.
It's the latest Perry the Platypus trap.
Delightful! And here he is! Norm, hand out the victory muffins.
- What is a muffin? - Oh, come on.
You know, like Oh, do you know the muffin man That lives on Drury Lane Drury Lane, why would anyone buy a house on Drury Lane? It just sounds so It sounds dreary.
Even though it's not actually dreary, it's Drury.
Though entertaining, your muffin song did not - stir my memory bank, sir.
- Mmm, that's peculiar.
I suppose it could be some type of anomaly caused by messing with the space-time continuum.
Might even be dangerous.
Ah, I have to ignore that at my peril because now that I've gotten a full 30 steps ahead of Perry the Platypus, I'm free to take over the Tri-State Ar Vanessa, where are you going? Don't you wanna talk? Actually, I really do, but you seem busy.
Aw, honey, that's very perceptive of you.
Yes! Let's just put a pin in this.
I'm kind of racing against the clock here.
I know it seems like I'm putting you second, but it's only so I can put you first eventually.
- Whatever, Dad.
- Vanessa Oh, you'll see.
This is going to be my moment to take over the Tri-State Area.
And then that I'll prove to you I'm not as big a loser as you think I am.
Okay, no pressure.
Tri-State Governor's mansion, here I come! Sweet! Now, I've just gotta get someone to vote for me.
Anyone, actually, 'cause I'm running unopposed.
Voting today! I didn't know there were elections today.
Oh, get in the booth and do your civic duty.
I am so gonna get it right today! I can feel it in my Um, ever hear of a spoon? Spoon? Hmm, no.
Can't say I have.
Hey, I hear there's a new tiger habitat, darling.
Tiger? That's a funny-sounding word.
Oh, these teenagers and their slang.
I'd better go run my errands.
They're not gonna run themselves.
Mom, what happened to your Capri pants? Capri pants? Now, I think you're just messing with us.
No spoons, no tigers, no Capris? Uh-oh, something's really going wrong! Vanessa? Vanessa! I need to talk to you about your, you know, wanting to move out.
- Wait, you know about that? How - Honey, just watch.
Apparently, for the first time in Tri-State history, a Tri-Governor has been elected.
And the voters have chosen My brother, Heinz Doofenshmirtz? Yes! See, Vanessa, I'm not a loser anymore! Now, you'll want to live with me at the Tri-Governor's mansion, right? Right? - Dad, it's not the - Oh, wait, wait.
Hold that thought sweetie.
As long as my Do-Over-Inator is on, this day could start all over again.
I could lose it all.
So So, you know, go ahead and start packing your stuff, I'm just gonna run over and turn off my inator.
We We're moving on up, kiddo! Hey! Well, uh, I didn't see that coming.
But it's gone so I guess that's the end of the looping.
And now, everything's gonna be hunky-dory 'cause I'm in charge, baby.
Guys, guys, I really need your help! There's this really weird thing that's happening.
Days keep repeating because of a machine thingy that Vanessa's dad made.
And there's this wagon.
And now, things are disappearing.
- Like tigers and spoons and - What's a spoon? - What's a tiger? - See, that's my point, stuff's disappearing! And once it goes, nobody remembers it ever existed.
Mom! It took them! Like the spoons! Mom, Phineas and Ferb are gone! I'm sure it's going to be all right, dear.
But, who are Phineas and Ferb? How can you not know who Phineas and Ferb are? Let me guess, they're your new favorite boy band? No, Mom! You see, later on today, which is kind of like last month to me, Vanessa's dad invents this thing which he says doesn't work, but actually, it does because, well, here I am.
But it also doesn't work because they're not here.
So, even though every day repeats, not everyone or everything repeats because you don't even know what Capri pants are! Capri pants, is that a boy band? They're Check out your First Daughter suite! - Not too keen to move out now, are ya? - Yeah.
Very, very nice, Dad.
- But, listen, I have something I need - Pardon me, sir.
I hate to interrupt, but your schedule is jam-packed today.
Sorry, sweetie, but, apparently, there's a lot of stuff I have to attend to.
Look on the bright side, you can brag about your dad to all your friends until I get back.
This is so weird.
It's Danville, but it's not.
Oh, my gosh! Ferb, spoons! Now I totally remember how we forgot about them when they disappeared.
Which means we must have disappeared.
Orange, you glad we have something eat? You're right, you're right.
We gotta figure out a way out of here.
- I hope whatever that is likes oranges.
- Or at least orange-related puns.
But I'm telling you, the sun's rays will make you crazy.
- I'm not gonna buy your hat, Buford.
- Great, you're all together.
Look, I need you guys to help me find my brothers.
- And you are? - She's my neighbor from across the street.
- But I thought were an only child.
- No, no.
I have two little brothers, and all of you are best friends.
But then Vanessa's dad built this machine, and now the days are repeating, and things like spoons and little boys like my brothers are starting to disappear.
And the worst thing is nobody remembers them! You should stay out of the sun.
Doofenshmirtz Tri-Governor's mansion! Okay, Doofy boy, time to Govern-inate.
Right on time, Perry the Platypus! This concerns you.
I have just made it illegal to thwart the Tri-Governor of the Tri-State Area.
Which, ipso facto, is me.
Go ahead, read it.
It's all perfectly legal.
Looks like your thwarting days are over, Perry the Platypus.
You know, I really miss our good old thwarting days already.
In fact, your presence here is making me far too sad and nostalgic, so maybe you better go.
Just leave the way you came in.
I'll bill you for the carpet.
No, no, don't give me the puppy dog eyes, you're gonna make me cry.
Sheesh.
Pardon me, Mr.
Tri-Governor.
The Mayor is on the line.
Put him through.
Hello, Roger! Heinz, did you steal my secretary? Yes.
Yes, I did.
What makes you think you can do a thing like that? Well, it's easy.
Because, I'm the boss of you.
Nyah! Ah, this has already been a very productive day.
What's all this? More legislation that requires your signature, sir.
But I hate homework! I'd rather just play with this snow globe! Ooh! What? Oh, man, this is serious! I, I thought for sure my machine would have turned itself off when it disappeared, but it's still creating rifts in the space-time continuum.
Melanie, bring me another snow globe.
Um, what's a snow globe? Wow, this stuff is pretty random.
I hope no one at home is planning to baste a turkey while wearing suspenders and Capri pants! You're right, Mr.
Keene is having a very bad day.
And so are we! Run, Ferb! It's raining snow globes! And the tigers, they are also a reason to run! No, I really do have two brothers, and you guys are really best friends.
- I can't believe you don't remember! - That's impossible! Right, Baljeet? Huh? Uh, sorr, I am too preoccupied with today's wild fluctuations in the space-time continuum.
With pressure readings like this, I could potentially get sucked into a rift, and then none of you would remember I ever existed.
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Sorry Agent P, I've received confirmation that Doof's anti-thwarting legislation is completely legal and official.
So I guess we're the bad guys now.
And I guess this means you're on hiatus, at least till his term is over.
Monogram out.
Perry? What are you doing here? Problems with my dad, too? Welcome to the club.
I've been trying all day to tell him that I've been accepted by OWCA's internship program.
But that I can't join if I'm living with OWCA's public enemy number one.
Okay, number three.
Well, I'm just gonna have to tell him and try to convince him to see things my way.
Thanks for the chat, Perry! Wish me luck.
And at the destabilization point, the vortex collapses in on itself and it becomes an actual "hole" in space-time, sucking the nearest person or object into it, - and they are lost in the void.
- Oh, please stop talking! Okay, tigers aren't much more than big house cats, right? So what've we got that'll distract cats? We don't have a ball of yarn, but we do have a big bouncy ball of Capri pants.
That'll hold 'em for a while.
Come on, Ferb! We gotta figure out a way back home.
Sweetie-pie, I'm back! Sorry, it took me so long.
Who would've thought being Tri-Governor would be so involved? Dad, I got an internship at OWCA's, so I have to move out.
What? But that's the opposite of what I They're the good guys! I thought for sure now that I was Tri-State Governor that we'd be okay.
Dad, you're totally missing the point.
You spend all of your time working on your ridiculous inators, - and I can't - Oh, well, first of all, they're not ridiculous.
Convoluted and ultimately pointless, maybe.
Oh, come on, Dad, you build them just to exact petty revenge, trying to prove you're evil.
- What? I'm evil.
I am evil! - No, Dad.
You're basically a nice guy who's pretending to be evil.
And, you know, it seems like it's all out of obligation to your backstories, not something that truly comes from your heart.
Wow.
So, it's, it's it's really not about the success-loser thing? Dad, look, this OWCA internship is something I really wanna do.
And I don't think this lifestyle choice is making you happy either.
- Is it? - Wow again.
Look, all I'm saying is try something different.
- Like a, like a new inator? - No, like try to be a good guy.
A good guy? Me? I could be Well, I guess I could.
I could, I could be a do-gooder, doing good just for the sake of doing good, or - What exactly do good guys do? - Well, they Ah, it doesn't matter.
Anyway, I get it.
I understand now.
There's just one thing I gotta do before the whole day starts all o Oh, man, I gotta start all over again! Oh, man! I looped too soon and I didn't have time to be good.
Wakey-wakey! - Norm, stuff your cake! - Stuffing it, sir.
- Hey, Dad.
Do you have a minute? - Vanessa! Yes, yes, I know, you, you'd like to move in with your mother, and you want to intern at OWCA, - and my being evil creates a conflict.
- Um, yeah.
How did you know Let's just leave it at I know and I vow to be good from now on.
- So your worries are over.
- Wow, you're kind of freaking me out.
Yes, yes, I'd be obnoxious if I wasn't so charming.
Anyway, I have one more inator to complete, and I've got to do it fast, so I could really use your help.
- What's the inator? - The Time-Straighten-Out-Inator.
It straightens out time and keeps it from looping.
- I think I'm looping.
- Exactly.
I am coming.
Morning, Baljeet! Got to get an early start today.
You kids chat, I'll get the thingy.
- Um, who is that girl in the bathrobe? - I was so asleep.
- She made us come over here.
- Yes, but who is she? Got it! Here, Doctor Genius Boy.
Take this and check out the space-time continuum.
I do not know what that will prove.
The space-time continuum is a remarkably stable, and - Oh, my goodness! - Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, you could disappear forever, and so could every memory of your existence.
So, here's the part you need to pay attention to.
- Are you listening? - I am totally listening! - I am so not listening.
- Me neither.
I have two brothers, and you guys are all best friends.
But now they're gone and nobody remembers them because of the space-time continuum thingy.
Now, this is the part of the conversation when you tell me how you're gonna get my brothers back.
Well, they must have disappeared through a temporal rift.
If we could calculate the location of the next rift, we could just throw in a rope with a life preserver tied to the end of it and pull them out.
Oh, really? A little donut-shaped pool toy is gonna save the universe? You had me at donuts, lost me with everything else.
So what you're saying is the days are repeating and you're the only one that notices.
Well, maybe that little friend of yours, too, 'cause she was inside the bubble.
- What? - Not important.
Check it out.
Perry the Platypus should be coming in three, two, one.
Perry! Perry the Platypus! That's right.
Take it in, Perry the Platypus.
No traps.
And no, telling you that there are no traps is not part of a trap, though that would have been genius.
Oh, I missed that one! I'm actually not doing any evil today.
Seriously! I promise! So, what do you say? How about lending an old nemesis a hand, huh, Perry the Platypus? Your eyes say no, but your hands say yes.
Isabella, what is the resonance reading on the top meter? - 42.
16! - Candace, what is the cosine of 84.
7? Let's see.
17.
Buford, did the light just change from green to red? - Why should I tell you? - Okay.
Right there! In fifteen seconds, that is the point of maximum disturbance.
So it should be appearing right over there! Wow! Crazy how it sucked - up that groundhog, huh? - The what? If things from Danville pass into this dimension when a rift opens, maybe the door swings both ways.
If we can calculate the rift openings, then we can get back to our Danville.
Heads up, Ferb! Incoming! Huh.
Groundhogs.
I hope that doesn't mean six more weeks of Nulville.
- Ahhh! - Talk to me, Baljeet! By my new calculations, the next rift should appear right over there.
Quick! Throw the life preserver.
Phineas! Ferb! If you can hear me, grab the life preserver and we'll pull you back.
- What's a life preserver? - I have no idea.
You guys are just gonna have to trust me on this Whoa! Who'd have thought we'd be such a good team? My daughter, my nemesis and my hot beverage.
Mmm, counter-clockwise on that jib bolt, Perry the Platypus.
Okay, stop.
Perfect.
It's done.
The days won't loop anymore, and I'll have my daughter back! My life will be on a new path and the world will be saved.
Thanks to brand-new good guy, Heinz Doofen Oh, shmirtz! I was so close! - Wakey, wakey - Eat it yourself, Norm! I gotta get Vanessa, and we gotta do everything faster.
Hi, guys! So good to see you.
Phineas! Hey, Phineas.
Spoon! - Oh, how I have missed spoons! - Orange.
Nah, not really getting a big rush of emotions over this.
- And here are the Capri pants.
- How can you tell they're Capri pants? Maybe they're just regular pants for someone with shorter legs.
- The important thing is - Hey! My brothers are here and they're safe! I'm so glad that you guys are all right.
Thanks, Candace.
It's great to see you, too.
Wow, I guess now that we're gone, too, Mom and Dad don't even remember having children.
Their lives must be so dull and empty.
Walk the Platypus walk Everything here is so gray and lifeless.
This place must exist outside the flow of time.
Candace, you were the only one of us outside the loop.
Were the looping intervals decreasing in chronological amplitude? No, they were, um Wait, what does that mean exactly? Were the days getting shorter? Yes, the days kept getting shorter and shorter.
The time pocket is dissolving! And where does that rate on the good-bad scale? Buford! When the time pocket ceases to exist, so will we! See what I mean? One woman's Capri pants is another's What'd I miss? - Vanessa - Dad, I have to talk to you - Help me build my inator.
Hurry! Quick! - What are we doing? Building a Time-Straighten-Out-inator! Dad, we really need to talk.
There you are! Perry the Platypus, grab a screwdriver and help us.
Perry! Okay, this paper towel represents the space-time continuum.
Normally it moves in a straight line.
But something has disrupted the flow.
Now time cannot move forward and it puts enormous strain on the fabric of time and tears the fabric.
So now there is a little less space-time fabric to work with.
The days are getting shorter.
Now, you take this shortened piece of space-time and loop it again.
Do this enough times and pretty soon you do not have anything left.
What I cannot seem to figure out is what could have possibly caused this space-time disruption in the first place.
And an even bigger conundrum is how Candace is standing outside of the space-time interruption and somehow knew about its effects.
Yeah, that's a puzzler.
But you know that old saying, "Never question the source of a temporal time-space loop thingy.
" - Really? - Yeah, I've heard that.
Well, we have to build something to close the hole and stop the looping.
But it will require Einsteinium, tungsten wire - and micro-crystal plasma resistors.
- Well, stuff keeps getting sucked into this place.
Maybe we can find a hi-tech machine, or some lab equipment - that uses all that stuff.
- What about this machine right here? Wow, strange that we didn't notice that.
Einsteinium, tungsten wire, plasma resistors.
Wow.
This is awesome! Don't touch that thing! That's the machine that started all of this.
So, uh, yeah, you gotta be careful with that thing.
- And you know this how? - When I was at Vanessa's, I may have accidentally, intentionally, pushed the button.
Okay, I was having a rotten day, one crummy thing after another kept happening, and when he told me that this thing can make the day start over again, I just couldn't help myself! And then the days just keep looping.
And I know I should have said something sooner, but I kept coming so close to busting you guys! And I swear I had no idea it would do any of this.
I thought I'd get one do-over and that would be that.
But then I saw that it was creating problems and making things disappear, and making people forget, but by the time I tried to stop it, it was too late and I lost you guys.
- And I don't know how to fix it.
- Well, if this thing is the problem, maybe we should press this big self-destruct button.
No! If time stops looping there will be no big tears in the fabric of space-time and no way for us to get home.
We must find a way to get ourselves and that machine through one of the rifts and back into Danville.
Then we can push the button and blow up the machine.
- I call pressing the button.
- Come on, gang! - We know what we have to do today.
- Yeah.
Run! When you're running out of time It's hard to know how fast you're going You could be a minute or an hour late There's just no way of knowing And when I say we're running out of time I don't mean time is depleted, no No, we're not running late We're just physically outside of the flow Why do we need chronological time We gotta get back in time We gotta get back in time We've gotta get back in time We gotta get back in time Gotta, gotta get back Gotta, gotta get back in time Gotta, gotta get back in time, yeah I mean we have to get back into the flow of time But also that we have to do it fast Because we're running out of time But not the way I said that Earlier Well, it's not pretty, but we did it.
I dub thee, "The Buford van Stomm Time Catapult.
" I won the naming rights, fair and square.
Come on, guys! No time to lose! - How's it lookin', Baljeet? - It looks like the next anomaly will appear any second now.
I am working on the exact coordinates, but there is significant interference.
It looks like there may be multiple rifts coming.
As long as we can hit one of them.
Stand by your hand cranks, people.
Here they come! It's cars! Baljeet, what are those coordinates? Got them! 34 degrees, 10 minutes, 15 seconds North.
15 minutes, 0 seconds West.
Launch now! - Where's the tear? Where's the tear? - Any second! How ya doin' back there, Perry the Platypus? Takes care of that.
Let's plug this baby in and get her going! - Are you sure it'll work? - Oh, yeah, yeah.
Absolutely.
There's a guaranteed 55 percent chance of success, so we're, we're good to go.
Wait, so there's still a 45 percent chance that it won't do anything? Of course not! It's not gonna do nothing.
There's also a 45 percent chance it'll destroy everything in existence.
What? Dad, you have to tell us things like this! - Is everyone okay? - Aw, my muffins got smashed.
Come on, no time to lose! Literally! Okay, Baljeet, just to confirm, destroying the machine will put the space-time continuum back to normal? Yes, and we need to do it quickly.
The time loops are accelerating exponentially and Oh, we're starting here now.
Hey, it has been brought to my attention that I should tell you guys, there's a 55 percent chance this will work, but a 45 percent chance that it'll destroy reality as we know it.
- What? - Absolute worst-case scenario.
- Okay, what happens if we don't push it? - If we do nothing there's a 100 percent chance that the time pocket will dissolve and it will destroy every You know there's a whole illustration I can do with a paper towel and a hook, but I don't have time.
Okay, we have to take a moment and think about the Oh, man! That was quick.
The days must be compressing to this exact point! No time to lose! Move, move, move.
Hurry, guys! Okay, here's the odds.
Save the day, 55 percent.
Destroy the universe as we know it, 45 percent.
But do nothing at all, a 100 percent chance of the end of time.
So, what do you say? - Whoa! - Good answer.
How about you, Perry the Platypus? Come on, if you got something to say, now's the time.
The time loop is getting too short! - What if I throw Baljeet? - You are just using this as an excuse! Okay, I gotta tell you, there's a lot of risk involved, but we've discussed it over, like, three loops already and I think this is our only option.
- Are you with me? - Yeah, I am.
Okay, I should have just about enough time to press this button, if I'm not too overly dramatic about it.
We can't reach it! There's just not enough time.
Did it work? Okay, kids pie is almost ready.
Anybody want some fresh orange juice in the meantime? I used a spoon to squeeze them! - Orange juice! - Yes! There's the emotional attachment to oranges I've been lacking! Well, we're not destroyed, so that's a good sign.
- Uh, but did it work? - Mufffin time, sir! We are back in business, baby girl! Yes, Dad, I'm so proud of you.
You did it! Aw! I'd do anything for you, pumpkin pants! After we dismantle this thing, I don't know what I'm gonna do with myself.
I've got no experience being a good guy.
Well, I'll stick around and help you figure it out.
I hear OWCA is looking for a few good animals.
Well, I was raised by ocelots.
- Now that was an eventful day.
- That was an eventful summer.
- What was your favorite part, Phineas? - Of the summer? Yeah, what was your favorite thing we built? Memories.
- Oh, come on! - Oh, really corny! No, I'm serious.
We've done a lot of great stuff.
How can I choose? Yeah.
Remember that time we went into space? - Which time? - The time we made the ice cream.
Duh! And remember the roller coaster we were Summer is done And we've had our fun But this isn't the end of our story So for nostalgia's sake Let's just take a break Sit back and take inventory We've done so many wondrous things And there's still so much to do But I make the most of every day Whenever I'm with you Because It's not about the summer sun Or even all the things we've done It's not about the change in the weather It's just about the time we spend With our family and with our friends It's just about the time spent together It's just about the time Not the weather It's just about the time Spent together It started real simple With a cool roller coaster An awesome beach party, then we raced our cars We were one-hit wonders with a big hit song And in a special two-parter we sent Candace to Mars We built a treehouse, robots, hunted Bigfoot and a mummy Got the band back together And our parents, too When my brothers got busted it was only a dream But who had that dream? Was it Perry or you? Actually, I think my dream was inside of Perry's dream.
My mind is blown.
There's been a hundred and four days of summer vacation We had a lot of fun and sung a lot of songs So now it's time for a big celebration 'Cause it's been a great summer and we thank you for coming along Thank you for coming along Just wanna thank you for coming along I'm six foot two and I fight a little Platypus You think I'd be victorious Just every now and then I've had a whole lot of schemes And a lot of inators But I failed over and over And over and over and over and over again Oh, but it was fun, though.
We spent a day fighting pharmaceutical zombies Would have saw a full vision Looked at fashion instead With the Klimpaloon and me and the Lake Nose Monster But we still baffled by the giant floating baby head We played Hockey Z-9 and Football X-7 We went around the world and to the very edge of space We met our doppelgangers in the Second Dimension Isabella kissed me, but I got my mind erased - Wait, what? - You just wait ten years.
There's been 104 days of summer vacation We had a lot of fun and sung a lot of songs So we think it's time for a big celebration And it's been a great summer So we thank you for coming along Thank you for coming along Thank you for coming along Thank you for coming along Thank you for coming along - Anyone want some pie? - Yes.
Yes, we do.
It's just about the time We spent together It's just about the time We spent together With you