Regular Show (2010) s05e19 Episode Script
The Postcard
Can I get a half cup of americano please? Good choice.
I mean.
I'm no coffee expert.
But I gotta say I think this place has the best dark roast in town.
Nowhere's better than here.
This is one of my favorite coffee spots.
I love stopping here and then going to the record shop down the street.
I know the one! They all are super chill and they have a huge Down-Tempo Electronica section.
Wait You like Down-Tempo Electronica? Me too! Whoa! Cool! I'm Celia by the way.
High Five Ghost.
You maybe wanna head over there with me after coffee? Yeah.
Sure.
Everyone says that Photons Forming is the Stereo Fighter's best album.
But Tryptic Lullaby is my favorite.
Me too! Whoa, this is so cool.
Yeah, there is something about watching animals that make me feel really peaceful.
Yeah Me too.
Whoa! This is like the worst thing I have ever tasted.
Yeah! Me too! Today was really fun! I've never met anyone that has so much in common with.
Me too! I mean Me either.
Umm do you wanna hang out again sometime? Ye-ah! Well I'd really like to.
But I'm leaving the country tomorrow.
I'm going to be study in Prague.
I'll give you my number but I don't have a cellphone.
Hey! Me too! I have an idea.
In four years.
When I'm back in the States.
I'll send this postcard to you.
If we are both single.
We'll meet up and pick up what we have left out.
How's that? That seems like the most logical way to stay in touch.
Here.
Write your address.
I hope I'll see you in four years.
Me too.
Mordecai! Rigby! Another issue of Fart Weekly Magazine came today.
Which I distinctly remember telling you not to get sent here! They are flooding the mail box! Relax man! It's natural.
Rigby's right.
It's not healthy to hold it in.
Just cancel it already! Yo.
Is my tax returning here? No.
But fives.
This came for you.
Now all of you.
Stop eating donuts and get back to work! "Let's Meet "? What is it? It's the postcard from Celia! Who's Celia? Only the coolest girl I've ever met! Four years ago we made a promise to meet when she was still in school in Prague.
And now she's back.
Nice bro.
Nice.
Yeah that's really awesome! So when are you gonna see her? Wait.
I don't know.
I can't read anything else on the card.
It's too busted up! What am I gonna do?! Whoa bro.
Don't worry.
We just need to take a better look.
Let's take it inside.
Okay Yeah Okay.
So.
How about I get nothing.
Dude what happened to it? It looks like it was in someone's mouth! I don't know.
I can't tell with all these change-of-address stamps.
Oh yeah.
I moved around a lot.
It probably got stuck in the postal system for a while.
I think the first part is "Dear Dear High Five Ghost"? Eh yeah.
I think we got that part.
I'm something something something something You! Best wishes.
Celia.
Things were getting us nowhere! Here.
Let me try to flatten it out.
Hey there is more writing! What? "Let's meet between six and seven P.
M.
on March 20th.
March 20th? It's gonna be an awesome March 20th! This March 20th gets double thumbs up! All the way baby! It's March 20th! Turn off the TV! Oh sorry.
Today is March 20th.
I hate to say it but we might not be able to figure this out.
Then I'll just have to find someone who can! These are some of the best forensic guys I know.
They can't decide for the letter.
No one can.
I really appreciate you helping me out.
Don't thank me yet.
While they are the best forensic guys I know.
They're also the best chop-busting guys I know.
If you want their help.
You are gonna chop-bust them right back.
Hey Wes Westley! Hey-yo! Low fives! Gimme six! Just busting your chops! You guys So Low.
What was all the clowns? Is it circus in town or something? Hey just busting your chops.
That's my brother High Five and his friends.
He needs your help reading letters on postcard.
Need help reading huh? You'll try opening your eyes! Just busting your chops! Well we can't read it cause the card's all busted up.
Oh it's the card that busted up huh? Are you sure it's not your face?! That's pretty big talk come from someone who looks like you! Yeah, did your mom dress you this morning? Sorry short stuff, but you must be at least this tall to enter the conversation.
Alright, not bad.
Hey Wes, how you grow a mustache on your butt? Oh wait, that's your face! Well, since you're looking out for me, I gotta tell ya, That you should fire that lawn mower you've been letting cut your hair! You two just bust chops on guys have no power, so they're vulnerable to chop-busting.
But really you're just a couple of disc jockeys who haven't seen any real actions since you left the academy.
Just busting you chops.
You've gone too far! You can't talk to an officer like that! I mean I I thought Get on the ground, dirt bag! Sorry, sorry! Ah is this gonna help Don't yourself can move! I know sir, sorry sir! Put your hands while I can see them.
Just busting you chops! Alright, you got me.
You guys can bust chops with the best of them.
So, let's see that letter.
What does it say? Where am I supposed to meet her? I hate to tell you kid, but that's the one thing we can't make out.
"Dear High Five Ghost, I hope you remember our promise we made four years ago, I'm backing to states and I'd love to see you.
If you are still single, let's meet at Blank Brick Oven Pizza blank on blank If you don't show, I'll soon find someone else.
Best wishes, Celia.
" Oh no! If I don't show up tonight, she'll think I'm not interested! I'll never see her again! Keep it together, bro! Come on, man.
There's gotta be something else you can do.
There're a few more tests we can run, but that will take some time.
Time?! I don't have time! It's almost 6 o'clock! Cool it, little bro! Look, Brick Oven Pizzas are chain, there're only a few in the area.
We'll start checking them while Wes & Westley run the tests.
One way or another, we're gonna find her.
You can do it.
Yeah man, we'll help you.
Thanks, guys.
Alright, let's roll! Why they're all chain restaurants?! I think we got something.
What's the sitch? We got another word "Seven"! Mama's Famous Brick Oven Pizzanini on Seven.
Seven? You think it's on seventh street? There's one on seventh street I might know! On it.
It's locked! It says they're fumigating this week.
Ah, sick! Now what am I gonna do? No! Celia!!! Fives, take it easy! She's not in there, man.
We should wait outside if this is the place.
Sorry dude, it's just not the right one.
Guys, come here.
Alright, we finally got the whole line.
She's waiting at Mama's Famous Brick Oven Pizzanini on Seven Oh oh man my chest! Oh no he's having a heart attack! Somebody call a doctor! No! Not now! I'm just busting you chops! But seriously, it's "Grain".
Mama's Famous Brick Oven Pizzanini on 7 Grain.
Oh yeah! That place is in the shopping center across town! But there's only 10 minutes left, we won't make it with the traffic.
Guess I'd better start floor it then.
There's the exit.
How we are gonna get past this?! Looks like we're gonna have to cut through the mall.
But isn't that illegal? Not when you are a cop it isn't.
Remain cops in this area, routine procedure.
There it is! There's still time, bro! I thought she was there, but it's past 7 now, I was too late.
Guys, we found more to the note.
It says, "P.
S: One of my butt cheeks gain 600 pounds and now I have to wear special pants.
" Just busting you! Dude, not the time.
Sorry.
Look, Fives, I'm sorry you Thanks, but, I just wanna be alone now.
We're still gonna get Pizzaninis, right? Can I get half cup of americano? Good choice, that's my favorite.
Celia! I thought you weren't coming.
I wasn't sure to do it, I just wind up here.
Me too.
I mean.
I'm no coffee expert.
But I gotta say I think this place has the best dark roast in town.
Nowhere's better than here.
This is one of my favorite coffee spots.
I love stopping here and then going to the record shop down the street.
I know the one! They all are super chill and they have a huge Down-Tempo Electronica section.
Wait You like Down-Tempo Electronica? Me too! Whoa! Cool! I'm Celia by the way.
High Five Ghost.
You maybe wanna head over there with me after coffee? Yeah.
Sure.
Everyone says that Photons Forming is the Stereo Fighter's best album.
But Tryptic Lullaby is my favorite.
Me too! Whoa, this is so cool.
Yeah, there is something about watching animals that make me feel really peaceful.
Yeah Me too.
Whoa! This is like the worst thing I have ever tasted.
Yeah! Me too! Today was really fun! I've never met anyone that has so much in common with.
Me too! I mean Me either.
Umm do you wanna hang out again sometime? Ye-ah! Well I'd really like to.
But I'm leaving the country tomorrow.
I'm going to be study in Prague.
I'll give you my number but I don't have a cellphone.
Hey! Me too! I have an idea.
In four years.
When I'm back in the States.
I'll send this postcard to you.
If we are both single.
We'll meet up and pick up what we have left out.
How's that? That seems like the most logical way to stay in touch.
Here.
Write your address.
I hope I'll see you in four years.
Me too.
Mordecai! Rigby! Another issue of Fart Weekly Magazine came today.
Which I distinctly remember telling you not to get sent here! They are flooding the mail box! Relax man! It's natural.
Rigby's right.
It's not healthy to hold it in.
Just cancel it already! Yo.
Is my tax returning here? No.
But fives.
This came for you.
Now all of you.
Stop eating donuts and get back to work! "Let's Meet "? What is it? It's the postcard from Celia! Who's Celia? Only the coolest girl I've ever met! Four years ago we made a promise to meet when she was still in school in Prague.
And now she's back.
Nice bro.
Nice.
Yeah that's really awesome! So when are you gonna see her? Wait.
I don't know.
I can't read anything else on the card.
It's too busted up! What am I gonna do?! Whoa bro.
Don't worry.
We just need to take a better look.
Let's take it inside.
Okay Yeah Okay.
So.
How about I get nothing.
Dude what happened to it? It looks like it was in someone's mouth! I don't know.
I can't tell with all these change-of-address stamps.
Oh yeah.
I moved around a lot.
It probably got stuck in the postal system for a while.
I think the first part is "Dear Dear High Five Ghost"? Eh yeah.
I think we got that part.
I'm something something something something You! Best wishes.
Celia.
Things were getting us nowhere! Here.
Let me try to flatten it out.
Hey there is more writing! What? "Let's meet between six and seven P.
M.
on March 20th.
March 20th? It's gonna be an awesome March 20th! This March 20th gets double thumbs up! All the way baby! It's March 20th! Turn off the TV! Oh sorry.
Today is March 20th.
I hate to say it but we might not be able to figure this out.
Then I'll just have to find someone who can! These are some of the best forensic guys I know.
They can't decide for the letter.
No one can.
I really appreciate you helping me out.
Don't thank me yet.
While they are the best forensic guys I know.
They're also the best chop-busting guys I know.
If you want their help.
You are gonna chop-bust them right back.
Hey Wes Westley! Hey-yo! Low fives! Gimme six! Just busting your chops! You guys So Low.
What was all the clowns? Is it circus in town or something? Hey just busting your chops.
That's my brother High Five and his friends.
He needs your help reading letters on postcard.
Need help reading huh? You'll try opening your eyes! Just busting your chops! Well we can't read it cause the card's all busted up.
Oh it's the card that busted up huh? Are you sure it's not your face?! That's pretty big talk come from someone who looks like you! Yeah, did your mom dress you this morning? Sorry short stuff, but you must be at least this tall to enter the conversation.
Alright, not bad.
Hey Wes, how you grow a mustache on your butt? Oh wait, that's your face! Well, since you're looking out for me, I gotta tell ya, That you should fire that lawn mower you've been letting cut your hair! You two just bust chops on guys have no power, so they're vulnerable to chop-busting.
But really you're just a couple of disc jockeys who haven't seen any real actions since you left the academy.
Just busting you chops.
You've gone too far! You can't talk to an officer like that! I mean I I thought Get on the ground, dirt bag! Sorry, sorry! Ah is this gonna help Don't yourself can move! I know sir, sorry sir! Put your hands while I can see them.
Just busting you chops! Alright, you got me.
You guys can bust chops with the best of them.
So, let's see that letter.
What does it say? Where am I supposed to meet her? I hate to tell you kid, but that's the one thing we can't make out.
"Dear High Five Ghost, I hope you remember our promise we made four years ago, I'm backing to states and I'd love to see you.
If you are still single, let's meet at Blank Brick Oven Pizza blank on blank If you don't show, I'll soon find someone else.
Best wishes, Celia.
" Oh no! If I don't show up tonight, she'll think I'm not interested! I'll never see her again! Keep it together, bro! Come on, man.
There's gotta be something else you can do.
There're a few more tests we can run, but that will take some time.
Time?! I don't have time! It's almost 6 o'clock! Cool it, little bro! Look, Brick Oven Pizzas are chain, there're only a few in the area.
We'll start checking them while Wes & Westley run the tests.
One way or another, we're gonna find her.
You can do it.
Yeah man, we'll help you.
Thanks, guys.
Alright, let's roll! Why they're all chain restaurants?! I think we got something.
What's the sitch? We got another word "Seven"! Mama's Famous Brick Oven Pizzanini on Seven.
Seven? You think it's on seventh street? There's one on seventh street I might know! On it.
It's locked! It says they're fumigating this week.
Ah, sick! Now what am I gonna do? No! Celia!!! Fives, take it easy! She's not in there, man.
We should wait outside if this is the place.
Sorry dude, it's just not the right one.
Guys, come here.
Alright, we finally got the whole line.
She's waiting at Mama's Famous Brick Oven Pizzanini on Seven Oh oh man my chest! Oh no he's having a heart attack! Somebody call a doctor! No! Not now! I'm just busting you chops! But seriously, it's "Grain".
Mama's Famous Brick Oven Pizzanini on 7 Grain.
Oh yeah! That place is in the shopping center across town! But there's only 10 minutes left, we won't make it with the traffic.
Guess I'd better start floor it then.
There's the exit.
How we are gonna get past this?! Looks like we're gonna have to cut through the mall.
But isn't that illegal? Not when you are a cop it isn't.
Remain cops in this area, routine procedure.
There it is! There's still time, bro! I thought she was there, but it's past 7 now, I was too late.
Guys, we found more to the note.
It says, "P.
S: One of my butt cheeks gain 600 pounds and now I have to wear special pants.
" Just busting you! Dude, not the time.
Sorry.
Look, Fives, I'm sorry you Thanks, but, I just wanna be alone now.
We're still gonna get Pizzaninis, right? Can I get half cup of americano? Good choice, that's my favorite.
Celia! I thought you weren't coming.
I wasn't sure to do it, I just wind up here.
Me too.