Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s05e21 Episode Script
The Suitor
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's adventure time Mlwa mlwa mlwalla.
Mlwa mlwa, Lord Ogdoad.
Master of Level 8 Shadow World.
The willing vessel issues forth its pure essence.
Ah.
Heh heh.
Nom nom nom nom.
You must overtake the vessel as night must overtake the day.
By your very nature, you cannot deny my will! Hello.
What jazz is this? Peppermint Butler?! That's the last straw! I will fill you with the shadow of a thousand brown portals! Oh, no, Ogdoad.
You are mine.
Peanut Butler! Peppermint Butler! Cease these dark magic activities! Hey! Let me go first! I got stuff to do today! What did you do that for?! You neglect your duties to the Princess.
She has been in her lab for nine weeks.
She needs to get out, socialize.
Look her suitors.
Her faithful suitors, waiting for a chance to share her burdens.
No, man.
She won't date those old bags.
You must try.
The Candy Kingdom worries for its leader, and it worries for you, Dark One.
All right, you guys.
All you guys are gross.
How long have you been waiting to court the Princess? I'm Gerald.
Geez! How long have you been here, Crusty? So what? It's not too late, right, boys? It's not too late! Take me on a date! It's my right! Princess all night! Shoosh! What's your deal? I'm Braco, and I was born to court the Princess Bubblegum.
How old are you? I inherited my father's place in line after his ascension.
Hey! And you want to court the Princess? Yes.
My heart instructs me so.
All right, buddy.
I'm giving you a shot.
It won't be easy I was born for this.
Love will win on this day.
Sounds good, man.
Prubs! Hey, what? Pff! Who's that? This is Braco.
Son of Logan, who was begat by Hobus.
Okay.
Yeah? I want to take you on a date.
Thank you, Braco.
That's very sweet, but no.
Princess, this lab reeks like brown mist! It's unhealthy.
You've got to get outside and do some research on boys! That is way out of line, Peps, and you guys are donking up my research! Hello! Donk! Donk! Princess, I love you! I-I love you so much it hurts! The pain it Uhh.
Hmm.
What you're feeling is called infatuation.
The pain is a product of you over-valuing a projected, imaginary relationship with me.
No, Princess.
What I feel is real.
Meet me in the garden tonight and unlock the mystery of m-e-e-e-e-e-e! Braco! Come to me tonight! Okay, Braco.
But just for research, all right? Yes, Princess! Good job, man! You take it from here! Yo, who's that with PB? That's that Braco guy.
Are they on a date? - No, Bro.
The Princess don't date.
Ah, look! A miracle of nature like you.
Now hand it to me.
Hmm.
Okay, I have what I need for now.
Uh-huh.
Ca-caw! N-nope.
No.
No tears for Braco.
What did she say? "I have what I need for now.
" So she will see me again! I shall not falter, Papa! Dear personal diary, in a consequence of my latest romantic misfortune, I decided to consult the man who knew best about her majesty.
Father's father.
Amongst his most dearest possessions, he kept a book containing every secret of seduction through superficiality.
The art of peacocking.
Hi, Braco.
Nice hat.
I know.
Right? Heh heh heh.
I am peacocking you to rally your attention.
Mm-hmm.
Um, so, what's that on your head? My crown.
Oh.
Uhh Hmm.
Princess! Dear personal diary I am in terrible pain.
Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Uhhhhhhh! She is in her castle somewhere.
A lonely heart.
Do not fear, Princess.
I won't let you down.
Princess, Finn and Jake are here, as requested.
Hey, guys! Hey, PB.
What's up? This is a soul stone.
I need one for something I'm working on.
Of course, it's really rare, but my scanners found one.
It's in the vapor swamps.
I printed a map with all the detail.
PB, who's the new guy? - What? - Hey, man.
Oh.
That's Braco a suitor of mine.
Oh.
Cool.
That's cool.
You're dating.
That's cool.
See ya, Princess.
What'd you think of that Braco guy? I mean, he seems kind of weird and passive and baby lambish and too unheroic for Peebs.
And then I smashed that peach! Jake and Finn, I seek your aid.
I need to ask you for that map, therewith I could bring the soul stone to Bubblegum.
Then she'll love me! That road you're on leads to nowhere.
Oh! Oh! Thank you! Huu-ah! This is as far as I go.
Hurry, man! Get off! Oh! Hey, I see you! Oddsbodikins! Uhhh! The soul stone.
This journey has come to an end.
Ooh! You broke my hands! Ugh! Stop! The beast! The beast! Why have you stolen my treasure, boy? For the one I love.
Huh.
Take the stone.
Hmm.
Guess who.
Braco? Uhh! What happened to you? Oh, look.
Can it be? It's a soul stone! Oh.
Y-yeah.
Sorry, but I don't need that anymore.
I just finished programming a proper simulation of a soul.
In fact, this is much easier to manipulate than a real one.
Braco? Hmm.
Why won't she love me?! Set me free, you tranch! Give me the key to the shadow realm! Uhhh! You said you were going to handle this.
You are doing a bad job.
All right.
I got this.
Peace.
What's up, man? PB's not into you? Yeah, man.
I'm throwing in the towel.
Whoa.
Come on.
PB's a tough nut, but don't drip out.
Then you must help me to crack the nut.
No problem, man.
We'll use magic.
Shadow demon magic! Say what? For your freedom, a spell.
Yes? Make this man-noodle Braco into a walking love magnet! This I can do.
But can you pay the price, Braco? The price is your freedom, man.
This price lies outside of our arrangement.
To receive, you must pay.
Hmm.
All right.
Well, maybe no dark magic.
I'll pay any price for love! Swazaa! Aaahhh! Release! Who's that? What? Raarghh! Am I a walking love magnet? Well, you paid the price, no doubt.
And I want to have your babies.
To the Princess then! Yo, wait! What about me?! And what's your number-one priority? To find someone special to share my life with.
Awesome.
You ready to go on some dates? Uh, yeah.
Who should I date? There's a guy named Braco who's really nice.
Ooh.
Where is he? I'm here! Braco?! What happened to you?! I paid the price for love.
Was it worth it? Do you love me? Yes, I love you.
Then marry me! We'll travel the world, have adventures, make the babes, get fat and weird, and float up to 50th dead world, right? Oh, Braco.
I don't want any of that mess.
I do love you, but it's the undifferentiated love I feel for all candy citizens.
I couldn't permit one of my citizens to suffer the way I saw you suffering over me.
And so I made you this.
Meet my doppleganger Pbot.
Uh, this feels super-wrong.
Oh, Braco! Let's get out of this smelly lab.
Okay! Thank you, Princess! Whoo! You're welcome, my love.
Where is he? Where's Braco?! I let him go, Peps.
I knew he couldn't be happy without me, so I built him a robo-wife! You should have given him to me! - This party is so crazy!
Mlwa mlwa, Lord Ogdoad.
Master of Level 8 Shadow World.
The willing vessel issues forth its pure essence.
Ah.
Heh heh.
Nom nom nom nom.
You must overtake the vessel as night must overtake the day.
By your very nature, you cannot deny my will! Hello.
What jazz is this? Peppermint Butler?! That's the last straw! I will fill you with the shadow of a thousand brown portals! Oh, no, Ogdoad.
You are mine.
Peanut Butler! Peppermint Butler! Cease these dark magic activities! Hey! Let me go first! I got stuff to do today! What did you do that for?! You neglect your duties to the Princess.
She has been in her lab for nine weeks.
She needs to get out, socialize.
Look her suitors.
Her faithful suitors, waiting for a chance to share her burdens.
No, man.
She won't date those old bags.
You must try.
The Candy Kingdom worries for its leader, and it worries for you, Dark One.
All right, you guys.
All you guys are gross.
How long have you been waiting to court the Princess? I'm Gerald.
Geez! How long have you been here, Crusty? So what? It's not too late, right, boys? It's not too late! Take me on a date! It's my right! Princess all night! Shoosh! What's your deal? I'm Braco, and I was born to court the Princess Bubblegum.
How old are you? I inherited my father's place in line after his ascension.
Hey! And you want to court the Princess? Yes.
My heart instructs me so.
All right, buddy.
I'm giving you a shot.
It won't be easy I was born for this.
Love will win on this day.
Sounds good, man.
Prubs! Hey, what? Pff! Who's that? This is Braco.
Son of Logan, who was begat by Hobus.
Okay.
Yeah? I want to take you on a date.
Thank you, Braco.
That's very sweet, but no.
Princess, this lab reeks like brown mist! It's unhealthy.
You've got to get outside and do some research on boys! That is way out of line, Peps, and you guys are donking up my research! Hello! Donk! Donk! Princess, I love you! I-I love you so much it hurts! The pain it Uhh.
Hmm.
What you're feeling is called infatuation.
The pain is a product of you over-valuing a projected, imaginary relationship with me.
No, Princess.
What I feel is real.
Meet me in the garden tonight and unlock the mystery of m-e-e-e-e-e-e! Braco! Come to me tonight! Okay, Braco.
But just for research, all right? Yes, Princess! Good job, man! You take it from here! Yo, who's that with PB? That's that Braco guy.
Are they on a date? - No, Bro.
The Princess don't date.
Ah, look! A miracle of nature like you.
Now hand it to me.
Hmm.
Okay, I have what I need for now.
Uh-huh.
Ca-caw! N-nope.
No.
No tears for Braco.
What did she say? "I have what I need for now.
" So she will see me again! I shall not falter, Papa! Dear personal diary, in a consequence of my latest romantic misfortune, I decided to consult the man who knew best about her majesty.
Father's father.
Amongst his most dearest possessions, he kept a book containing every secret of seduction through superficiality.
The art of peacocking.
Hi, Braco.
Nice hat.
I know.
Right? Heh heh heh.
I am peacocking you to rally your attention.
Mm-hmm.
Um, so, what's that on your head? My crown.
Oh.
Uhh Hmm.
Princess! Dear personal diary I am in terrible pain.
Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Uhhhhhhh! She is in her castle somewhere.
A lonely heart.
Do not fear, Princess.
I won't let you down.
Princess, Finn and Jake are here, as requested.
Hey, guys! Hey, PB.
What's up? This is a soul stone.
I need one for something I'm working on.
Of course, it's really rare, but my scanners found one.
It's in the vapor swamps.
I printed a map with all the detail.
PB, who's the new guy? - What? - Hey, man.
Oh.
That's Braco a suitor of mine.
Oh.
Cool.
That's cool.
You're dating.
That's cool.
See ya, Princess.
What'd you think of that Braco guy? I mean, he seems kind of weird and passive and baby lambish and too unheroic for Peebs.
And then I smashed that peach! Jake and Finn, I seek your aid.
I need to ask you for that map, therewith I could bring the soul stone to Bubblegum.
Then she'll love me! That road you're on leads to nowhere.
Oh! Oh! Thank you! Huu-ah! This is as far as I go.
Hurry, man! Get off! Oh! Hey, I see you! Oddsbodikins! Uhhh! The soul stone.
This journey has come to an end.
Ooh! You broke my hands! Ugh! Stop! The beast! The beast! Why have you stolen my treasure, boy? For the one I love.
Huh.
Take the stone.
Hmm.
Guess who.
Braco? Uhh! What happened to you? Oh, look.
Can it be? It's a soul stone! Oh.
Y-yeah.
Sorry, but I don't need that anymore.
I just finished programming a proper simulation of a soul.
In fact, this is much easier to manipulate than a real one.
Braco? Hmm.
Why won't she love me?! Set me free, you tranch! Give me the key to the shadow realm! Uhhh! You said you were going to handle this.
You are doing a bad job.
All right.
I got this.
Peace.
What's up, man? PB's not into you? Yeah, man.
I'm throwing in the towel.
Whoa.
Come on.
PB's a tough nut, but don't drip out.
Then you must help me to crack the nut.
No problem, man.
We'll use magic.
Shadow demon magic! Say what? For your freedom, a spell.
Yes? Make this man-noodle Braco into a walking love magnet! This I can do.
But can you pay the price, Braco? The price is your freedom, man.
This price lies outside of our arrangement.
To receive, you must pay.
Hmm.
All right.
Well, maybe no dark magic.
I'll pay any price for love! Swazaa! Aaahhh! Release! Who's that? What? Raarghh! Am I a walking love magnet? Well, you paid the price, no doubt.
And I want to have your babies.
To the Princess then! Yo, wait! What about me?! And what's your number-one priority? To find someone special to share my life with.
Awesome.
You ready to go on some dates? Uh, yeah.
Who should I date? There's a guy named Braco who's really nice.
Ooh.
Where is he? I'm here! Braco?! What happened to you?! I paid the price for love.
Was it worth it? Do you love me? Yes, I love you.
Then marry me! We'll travel the world, have adventures, make the babes, get fat and weird, and float up to 50th dead world, right? Oh, Braco.
I don't want any of that mess.
I do love you, but it's the undifferentiated love I feel for all candy citizens.
I couldn't permit one of my citizens to suffer the way I saw you suffering over me.
And so I made you this.
Meet my doppleganger Pbot.
Uh, this feels super-wrong.
Oh, Braco! Let's get out of this smelly lab.
Okay! Thank you, Princess! Whoo! You're welcome, my love.
Where is he? Where's Braco?! I let him go, Peps.
I knew he couldn't be happy without me, so I built him a robo-wife! You should have given him to me! - This party is so crazy!