Regular Show (2010) s05e23 Episode Script
Guitar Of Rock
Hello, Mr.
Maellard.
Huh, looks like he is not home.
Help me bring these boxes inside.
but don't touch anything or you're both fired.
Okay okay.
man, what's in these boxes? Yeah, this stuff is heavy.
whatever it is, I am sure it is incredibly expensive.
So be careful.
I wonder where the pool is.
that's a flattest flat screen I've ever seen.
Nice.
Quit snooping around.
Get upstairs and put those boxes away so we can leave before you two destroy the place.
Fine fine.
Is that? A signed Bruce Rock guitar? Are you ready to get rocked? Yeaah! Wooow, are you ready to get rock? Benson we are finish, we can wow! what happened to not touching anything? I don't know, I got carried away.
This guitar is worth more than my life Maellard is gonna fire me for sure if he doesn't kill me first.
Okay okay, Wait, it might not be so bad.
Maybe we can find some glue and Ahhh I am ruined There's no way I can Wait.
You two, you can help me! Uh we can? You guys are always wracking staff and getting away with it.
You are practically experts.
We are totally experts.
Don't worry Benson, we can help you fix this.
You can? Sure, all we gonna do is to get another signed Bruce Rock guitar.
And then we will sneak in here before Maellard realizes anything is wrong.
Don't worry, dude.
with our help, you are not gonna fired.
Alright, the way I see it, - Bruce Rock is always on tour, right? - Yeah.
Well, the best way to see him is to go to his next concert.
And then just go up to him and ask for another autographed guitar.
Oh hey, what do you know? He's playing tonight.
Are you serious, he's in town? That's amazing! Man, you guys really are good! Yeah, let's buy the tickets.
Ah, man, it's sold out.
Oh no, I am gonna get fired and lose out all my retirement benefits.
Oh man oh man.
Dude, just relax.
Yeah, the first plan never works.
Talk to me.
Benson broke Maellard's guitar that was signed by Bruce Rock.
Say no more, bro.
I will give my buddy Rodney a call.
He will take care of it for you.
Who's Rodney? He's one of Bruce Rock's roadies.
He can totally get Benson another signed guitar.
Nice! Thanks Muscle Man.
No worries.
T-bone! Bruce Rock Bruce Rock Bruce Rock! Thanks again for doing this, Rodney.
Don't mention it, bro.
I still owe you for that night outside at Dooley's.
It's Bruce Rock.
It's Bruce Rock.
Hey, Bruce, this is the guy Benson I was telling you about.
Uh what's up, man? Mr.
Rock, I would just like to say that it is an honor.
Right on, brother, I will sign this guitar for you after the show.
Hey, stay gold.
Thanks Bruce! Oh, man, he's looking OLD.
Hey, have some respect, he's an American icon.
Are you ready to get rocked? Can't believe he is still jammy after all this years.
Bruce Rock is gonna live forever.
Somebody call an ambulance! We have received conformation that American icon Bruce Rock has died after tragically falling off a five foot stage.
Sources say that Bruce's old old body just couldn't handle the fall.
I am finished, this job was everything I had.
Relax, Benson, we are already have a backup plan for situations like this.
Fine, what's the backup plan? I know why you can't contact Bruce Rock.
When someone like him dies, dying up in a rock and roll under world.
it's very exclusive! You are forbidden to enter unless you are a bonus five rock star.
you three losers don't exactly fit that description.
Losers? we're totally rock and roll! Down to the bones.
Fine, but you owe me big.
When you lease's expected, you gonna have to babysit Thomas.
We accept.
I won't have to babysit Thomas, we're lying.
Nah, we weasel out of it somehow.
Now we could make you guys look like proper rock stars.
What?! Now, you need some rock-n-roll names.
I'm gonna be Awesome Johnson! I wanna be Five Nacho Joe.
Rusty Skullbone! Lightning Jimmy Joe Johnson! Those are the worst rock-n-roll names I ever heard! For this plan to work, so I got to be just right.
Zander Mercury, King Pluto, Max Amps.
- Good names! - I know! Now, let's go! Everyone on! Welcome to The Rock-n-roll Underworld.
How would we get pass that guy? Don't worry about him, I'm gonna put you guys on the list.
Now, at where you belong.
The two of us just flew off a cliff, am I right boys? Yeah, I'm Zander Mercury, and these two jokers are King Pluto and Max Amps.
We're on the list.
Coool Alright, you guys were good.
This is as far as I can go, and remember what I told you, If you're caught, you will exile to the Fake Rock Star Underworld for all eternity! Wait, what?! You never told us that! Yo I did, emm, pretty sure I did, partly .
.
No, he didn't! I can't believe I'm doing this! Just take me back, and I don't wanna do this anymore! Hey, cool it! You wanna keep your job or not? Yeah, settle down, Benson.
You ask for expertise, well this is how we roll! Now let's get that guitar! This place is crazy! Is that Igby Stallion over there? And I'm pretty sure that's Robbie Rugburn over that table.
Dude, there goes Crash! Wait, isn't Crash still alive? Oh yeah, maybe he has a day pass or something.
Ah! At back of the club, there's Bruce! - Bruce! - Hey Bruce! Ah hey boys, good to see you.
Hi sir, sorry about the whole dying thing You kidding me? I love being dead! Down here I can rock for all eternity! I feel young again! Yeah, you don't look super old like the day before you died.
Thanks, you boys still need that signed guitar? Yes sir! If .
that's ok? Of course, now who has a pen? Nobody brought a pen? You have gotten to be kidding me! Wait, I know where we can get one.
You wanna ask the bouncer for his pen? Yes, couldn't hurt to ask? Oh man, can I borrow your pen? No way, I'm not going anywhere near that guy! Listen, this is the point of no return, where you've got to take a huge risk for a huge reward! Excuse me.
I noticed your jacket earlier, and I was wondering is that leather? Err .
I just want to let you know that looks great, and .
.
it kind of looks like my jacket, except mine doesn't have skulls, it has tassels you see? Tassels .
.
Hey! Who you say you guys were again? - Zander Mercury! - Max Amps! Errr errr Max King! Errr Muscles .
King Muscles! Prove it! Come on! Play something! Alright, let's do this! One, two, three! Yeah! We're rock-n-roll~~ You guys aren't rock stars! You guys just buy yourselves a one-way ticket to the Fake Rock Star Underworld! We're gonna be ok, right? This stuff happens all the time, right? No, this is never happened! Get the pen! In your face! Bruce, we got the pen! - Here! - Thanks, Mr Rock! Yeah, thanks Mr Rock! Now, always remember, stay gooooold .
.
Get on! - Dead? - He's getting on us!! I can't see!!! We did it!!! Man You guys really bail me out of that one.
What can we say? It's what we do.
Mr Maellard is coming, be cool.
So ah you fellows like Bruce Rock, do you? Haha yeah My all time favorite.
Here! I got this baby sounds every now and then, I can feel like a rock star! It's good to be rich!
Maellard.
Huh, looks like he is not home.
Help me bring these boxes inside.
but don't touch anything or you're both fired.
Okay okay.
man, what's in these boxes? Yeah, this stuff is heavy.
whatever it is, I am sure it is incredibly expensive.
So be careful.
I wonder where the pool is.
that's a flattest flat screen I've ever seen.
Nice.
Quit snooping around.
Get upstairs and put those boxes away so we can leave before you two destroy the place.
Fine fine.
Is that? A signed Bruce Rock guitar? Are you ready to get rocked? Yeaah! Wooow, are you ready to get rock? Benson we are finish, we can wow! what happened to not touching anything? I don't know, I got carried away.
This guitar is worth more than my life Maellard is gonna fire me for sure if he doesn't kill me first.
Okay okay, Wait, it might not be so bad.
Maybe we can find some glue and Ahhh I am ruined There's no way I can Wait.
You two, you can help me! Uh we can? You guys are always wracking staff and getting away with it.
You are practically experts.
We are totally experts.
Don't worry Benson, we can help you fix this.
You can? Sure, all we gonna do is to get another signed Bruce Rock guitar.
And then we will sneak in here before Maellard realizes anything is wrong.
Don't worry, dude.
with our help, you are not gonna fired.
Alright, the way I see it, - Bruce Rock is always on tour, right? - Yeah.
Well, the best way to see him is to go to his next concert.
And then just go up to him and ask for another autographed guitar.
Oh hey, what do you know? He's playing tonight.
Are you serious, he's in town? That's amazing! Man, you guys really are good! Yeah, let's buy the tickets.
Ah, man, it's sold out.
Oh no, I am gonna get fired and lose out all my retirement benefits.
Oh man oh man.
Dude, just relax.
Yeah, the first plan never works.
Talk to me.
Benson broke Maellard's guitar that was signed by Bruce Rock.
Say no more, bro.
I will give my buddy Rodney a call.
He will take care of it for you.
Who's Rodney? He's one of Bruce Rock's roadies.
He can totally get Benson another signed guitar.
Nice! Thanks Muscle Man.
No worries.
T-bone! Bruce Rock Bruce Rock Bruce Rock! Thanks again for doing this, Rodney.
Don't mention it, bro.
I still owe you for that night outside at Dooley's.
It's Bruce Rock.
It's Bruce Rock.
Hey, Bruce, this is the guy Benson I was telling you about.
Uh what's up, man? Mr.
Rock, I would just like to say that it is an honor.
Right on, brother, I will sign this guitar for you after the show.
Hey, stay gold.
Thanks Bruce! Oh, man, he's looking OLD.
Hey, have some respect, he's an American icon.
Are you ready to get rocked? Can't believe he is still jammy after all this years.
Bruce Rock is gonna live forever.
Somebody call an ambulance! We have received conformation that American icon Bruce Rock has died after tragically falling off a five foot stage.
Sources say that Bruce's old old body just couldn't handle the fall.
I am finished, this job was everything I had.
Relax, Benson, we are already have a backup plan for situations like this.
Fine, what's the backup plan? I know why you can't contact Bruce Rock.
When someone like him dies, dying up in a rock and roll under world.
it's very exclusive! You are forbidden to enter unless you are a bonus five rock star.
you three losers don't exactly fit that description.
Losers? we're totally rock and roll! Down to the bones.
Fine, but you owe me big.
When you lease's expected, you gonna have to babysit Thomas.
We accept.
I won't have to babysit Thomas, we're lying.
Nah, we weasel out of it somehow.
Now we could make you guys look like proper rock stars.
What?! Now, you need some rock-n-roll names.
I'm gonna be Awesome Johnson! I wanna be Five Nacho Joe.
Rusty Skullbone! Lightning Jimmy Joe Johnson! Those are the worst rock-n-roll names I ever heard! For this plan to work, so I got to be just right.
Zander Mercury, King Pluto, Max Amps.
- Good names! - I know! Now, let's go! Everyone on! Welcome to The Rock-n-roll Underworld.
How would we get pass that guy? Don't worry about him, I'm gonna put you guys on the list.
Now, at where you belong.
The two of us just flew off a cliff, am I right boys? Yeah, I'm Zander Mercury, and these two jokers are King Pluto and Max Amps.
We're on the list.
Coool Alright, you guys were good.
This is as far as I can go, and remember what I told you, If you're caught, you will exile to the Fake Rock Star Underworld for all eternity! Wait, what?! You never told us that! Yo I did, emm, pretty sure I did, partly .
.
No, he didn't! I can't believe I'm doing this! Just take me back, and I don't wanna do this anymore! Hey, cool it! You wanna keep your job or not? Yeah, settle down, Benson.
You ask for expertise, well this is how we roll! Now let's get that guitar! This place is crazy! Is that Igby Stallion over there? And I'm pretty sure that's Robbie Rugburn over that table.
Dude, there goes Crash! Wait, isn't Crash still alive? Oh yeah, maybe he has a day pass or something.
Ah! At back of the club, there's Bruce! - Bruce! - Hey Bruce! Ah hey boys, good to see you.
Hi sir, sorry about the whole dying thing You kidding me? I love being dead! Down here I can rock for all eternity! I feel young again! Yeah, you don't look super old like the day before you died.
Thanks, you boys still need that signed guitar? Yes sir! If .
that's ok? Of course, now who has a pen? Nobody brought a pen? You have gotten to be kidding me! Wait, I know where we can get one.
You wanna ask the bouncer for his pen? Yes, couldn't hurt to ask? Oh man, can I borrow your pen? No way, I'm not going anywhere near that guy! Listen, this is the point of no return, where you've got to take a huge risk for a huge reward! Excuse me.
I noticed your jacket earlier, and I was wondering is that leather? Err .
I just want to let you know that looks great, and .
.
it kind of looks like my jacket, except mine doesn't have skulls, it has tassels you see? Tassels .
.
Hey! Who you say you guys were again? - Zander Mercury! - Max Amps! Errr errr Max King! Errr Muscles .
King Muscles! Prove it! Come on! Play something! Alright, let's do this! One, two, three! Yeah! We're rock-n-roll~~ You guys aren't rock stars! You guys just buy yourselves a one-way ticket to the Fake Rock Star Underworld! We're gonna be ok, right? This stuff happens all the time, right? No, this is never happened! Get the pen! In your face! Bruce, we got the pen! - Here! - Thanks, Mr Rock! Yeah, thanks Mr Rock! Now, always remember, stay gooooold .
.
Get on! - Dead? - He's getting on us!! I can't see!!! We did it!!! Man You guys really bail me out of that one.
What can we say? It's what we do.
Mr Maellard is coming, be cool.
So ah you fellows like Bruce Rock, do you? Haha yeah My all time favorite.
Here! I got this baby sounds every now and then, I can feel like a rock star! It's good to be rich!