Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s05e24 Episode Script
Another 5 Short Graybles
[Mouse squeaks.]
[Penguins wenk.]
[All cheering.]
[Screeches.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time [birds chirping.]
Oh, hello! Ha ha! Here for more graybles, I presume? Well, you've come to the right computer-fable.
Feast your eyes-mabel on my holo-pyramid viewer and huh? What's that? Not in the mood for graybles, you say? Oh, dear.
Are you okay? Did something fatlabel happen to you? Oh, I see.
You'd rather watch me buh-blabel a birdhouse together in my workshop.
Hmm.
More of a grayble man by trade.
But okay! Come on! [Hammering.]
Oh, hello again.
As you can see, the birdhouse is nearly complete.
All that's left is a "where the door hole goes," but I can't remember.
Hmm.
Door hole Wait! I just remembered.
My door-hole solution lies in one of tonight's scheduled graybles! Would you mind if I look through them to find it? Okay! Ha ha! Whee! Here we go.
[Sighs.]
Hey, Jake, Jr.
You havin' fun at daddy's? Hmm? Oh.
Sure, dad.
Okay.
You seem kind of dump trucks.
What? Heh.
You know, "in the dumps.
" Oh, sorry.
It's cool.
I'm just thinking about the future, I guess.
We're on, like, the bleeding edge of history.
Everything ahead of us is totally unknown, and there's no guarantee that things are going to be all right.
It's exciting, but it's also pretty scary.
You know? Heh heh heh.
Sounds like my little baby girl want to build a time machine! Oooooooooh! - Guys, I don't - No, no, no.
Leave it up to your daddy and Uncle Finn.
Hup! Okay.
You guys have fun.
I'm gonna get some more juice.
Mom has some weird taste in men.
FINN: Psst! She's comin' back! Ding-ding! Skreeee! [Whistling.]
[Fart noise.]
Hello-o-o-o-o? Ooh! Is that the-time machine part that I ordered? Mm-hmm! You just got to sign for it to prove you accepted delivery.
Ac-cept-tance.
Guys, I'm basically 30.
I'm not a little kid anymore.
You're not a little kid anymore! [Sobbing.]
Cinnamon Bun, you can't sleep with a night light anymore.
You're basically 30.
It's starting to bum everyone out.
I can't handle this denial of li-i-i-i-i-ght! Yeah, well [door creaks.]
Nooooooooooooooooo! Too dark! No! It's too bright! [Glass shatters.]
Now it's too dark! Oh.
Okay.
This is nice.
Wee-oo, wee-oo, wee-oo! CINNAMON BUN: Aah! Too dark! Hey, Cinnabun! I need soft light! Yeeaargh! Yeeaargh! How long has this been in here? Don't even remember buying this.
Oh, well.
Easy come, easy go.
[Whistling.]
Goodbye.
Well, that wasn't so bad.
[Humming.]
Hmm.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Nothing like a hard day's work to get them spirits a-lifted! [Laughing.]
Great news, fellas I finished all my chores, so we can start movie night early.
Take your seats, and I will review the nominees.
We've got "Baby Ballet," "Blimby: Who Gots Da ABC's," "Airplanes Taking Off' [gasps.]
Oh, wait! What's this one? "Basic Mortality: Season 1"? Isn't this that show that everyone's talking about? I heard that this show is, like, really good for penguins.
Wow.
That's really lucky for you guys.
I'm a little jealous.
Well, anyway, good luck to all our nominees.
Okay! All in favor of "Blimby: Who Gots Da ABC's," raise your hands.
Okay! All in favor of "Baby Ballet," raise your hands.
Okay! All in favor of "Airpl" What?! "Baby Ballet"?! Come on! Ugh! I never should've given you penguins the right to vote.
Well, you may have numbers on your side, but I've still got one trick up my sleeve bargaining! Whereby, you let me watch "Basic Mortality," and I, in return, will do anything you want in the whole world.
How about it? [Penguins chattering.]
Ha ha! Algebraic! [Giggling.]
Look, I know he was your partner.
Enough! Alan is not the super-murderer! I don't know about this show though.
This, Captain, is the most lamentable super-murder I've ever seen, and I've seen plenty.
Might be a touch too dark.
Too dark! Too bright! Eat on it! Hmm! Hmm.
Oh, little lemonsweets, our son so precious.
You've enjoyed sitting in your chair? What would you like to do now? "Go to bed.
" - No, he wants to dance! - [Grunts.]
[Humming.]
Ehn! Dearest brother, I really think Lemonsweets would rather go to bed! [Both grunting.]
Mnh! Hunh! I'll fetch our son a sleeping bonnet.
Beautiful.
[Gasps.]
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Brother, stop that!! We hate you.
Aaaaaaaah! Only o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ne!! [Both grunting.]
The end! My end! My end table.
My love seat, yeah.
Gee, but it's great to be back home.
It's always a blast visiting my cousin, City Fox, at his future palace.
But you just can't beat that old country steez.
City Fox's digs be mad sterile.
Look at this.
This was my grandpa's rug.
Some bums let him have it 'cause it was so ugly.
[Clattering.]
And check out these classic stylings! They don't make 'em like this anymore! Whoa! Ha ha ha! Almost got me right in my both eyes! [Clattering continues.]
[Bugs buzzing.]
Look at my bugs.
Man, I always did have the ugliest bugs.
[Chuckles.]
What are they doing? Selling each other houses? Yes, sirree, there's some things money can't buy.
You see that depression? You can't buy that.
You gotta earn it.
Boy, it's like I can almost see myself sleeping in there Yah! Wh-What? "Dear conscious self I know where some buried treasure is.
I'll draw you a map.
Love, subconscious self.
" Oh, my gosh! I'm gonna be rich! Ha ha! [Pounding on door.]
What the - Whoop! Oh, no! My riches! [Grunting.]
Let me in! It's too bright! [Gasps.]
Too dark! Aaaaaaaaaah! Cinnamon Bun! You did a great job on this wall.
It's very rustic.
[Sighs.]
Mmm what a jerk.
What? A jerk? Yeah, just give it a little jerk.
Now that's a time machine.
Hey, sweetie! Sweetie, look your time machine's all ready.
Oh, yeah.
You having fun, dad? Aw, anything for my baby pup.
Okay.
As long as you're having fun.
[Laughs.]
Time machine! Shpiow! [Both screaming.]
[Shouting in Korean.]
Ha ha! There it is.
You see? The birdhouse door it's right above the peg thingy.
Why didn't I think of that? Ha ha! Well, I guess that's it for this week.
I'll see you crimpy glimmers on the What? What's that? You want to finish the grayble? You want to see if you can still guess the theme? You just want to see how it ends.
Well, let's get right to it then.
Ha ha! Stranger! Stranger! Stranger! Stranger! Stranger! Shh-shh-shh! Stranger! Stranger! Stranger! Stranger! Strang Excuse me.
Hey! Why're you trying to steal my dad's stuff?! Hey! I need a night light because I'm so scared! Man, you can't steal, dummy.
[Sobbing.]
Fine! [Sobbing continues.]
Here.
Now get lost! [Gasps.]
[Laughing.]
Ye-e-e-e-s! Take that, Princess Bubblegum! Jake Jr.
, I'm sorry for messing up your time travel.
Ah, that's okay.
It was just make-believe anyways.
FINN: Oh.
Was it? Then how do you explain tomorrow's newspaper? Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree FINN: This party is so crazy!
[Penguins wenk.]
[All cheering.]
[Screeches.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time [birds chirping.]
Oh, hello! Ha ha! Here for more graybles, I presume? Well, you've come to the right computer-fable.
Feast your eyes-mabel on my holo-pyramid viewer and huh? What's that? Not in the mood for graybles, you say? Oh, dear.
Are you okay? Did something fatlabel happen to you? Oh, I see.
You'd rather watch me buh-blabel a birdhouse together in my workshop.
Hmm.
More of a grayble man by trade.
But okay! Come on! [Hammering.]
Oh, hello again.
As you can see, the birdhouse is nearly complete.
All that's left is a "where the door hole goes," but I can't remember.
Hmm.
Door hole Wait! I just remembered.
My door-hole solution lies in one of tonight's scheduled graybles! Would you mind if I look through them to find it? Okay! Ha ha! Whee! Here we go.
[Sighs.]
Hey, Jake, Jr.
You havin' fun at daddy's? Hmm? Oh.
Sure, dad.
Okay.
You seem kind of dump trucks.
What? Heh.
You know, "in the dumps.
" Oh, sorry.
It's cool.
I'm just thinking about the future, I guess.
We're on, like, the bleeding edge of history.
Everything ahead of us is totally unknown, and there's no guarantee that things are going to be all right.
It's exciting, but it's also pretty scary.
You know? Heh heh heh.
Sounds like my little baby girl want to build a time machine! Oooooooooh! - Guys, I don't - No, no, no.
Leave it up to your daddy and Uncle Finn.
Hup! Okay.
You guys have fun.
I'm gonna get some more juice.
Mom has some weird taste in men.
FINN: Psst! She's comin' back! Ding-ding! Skreeee! [Whistling.]
[Fart noise.]
Hello-o-o-o-o? Ooh! Is that the-time machine part that I ordered? Mm-hmm! You just got to sign for it to prove you accepted delivery.
Ac-cept-tance.
Guys, I'm basically 30.
I'm not a little kid anymore.
You're not a little kid anymore! [Sobbing.]
Cinnamon Bun, you can't sleep with a night light anymore.
You're basically 30.
It's starting to bum everyone out.
I can't handle this denial of li-i-i-i-i-ght! Yeah, well [door creaks.]
Nooooooooooooooooo! Too dark! No! It's too bright! [Glass shatters.]
Now it's too dark! Oh.
Okay.
This is nice.
Wee-oo, wee-oo, wee-oo! CINNAMON BUN: Aah! Too dark! Hey, Cinnabun! I need soft light! Yeeaargh! Yeeaargh! How long has this been in here? Don't even remember buying this.
Oh, well.
Easy come, easy go.
[Whistling.]
Goodbye.
Well, that wasn't so bad.
[Humming.]
Hmm.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Nothing like a hard day's work to get them spirits a-lifted! [Laughing.]
Great news, fellas I finished all my chores, so we can start movie night early.
Take your seats, and I will review the nominees.
We've got "Baby Ballet," "Blimby: Who Gots Da ABC's," "Airplanes Taking Off' [gasps.]
Oh, wait! What's this one? "Basic Mortality: Season 1"? Isn't this that show that everyone's talking about? I heard that this show is, like, really good for penguins.
Wow.
That's really lucky for you guys.
I'm a little jealous.
Well, anyway, good luck to all our nominees.
Okay! All in favor of "Blimby: Who Gots Da ABC's," raise your hands.
Okay! All in favor of "Baby Ballet," raise your hands.
Okay! All in favor of "Airpl" What?! "Baby Ballet"?! Come on! Ugh! I never should've given you penguins the right to vote.
Well, you may have numbers on your side, but I've still got one trick up my sleeve bargaining! Whereby, you let me watch "Basic Mortality," and I, in return, will do anything you want in the whole world.
How about it? [Penguins chattering.]
Ha ha! Algebraic! [Giggling.]
Look, I know he was your partner.
Enough! Alan is not the super-murderer! I don't know about this show though.
This, Captain, is the most lamentable super-murder I've ever seen, and I've seen plenty.
Might be a touch too dark.
Too dark! Too bright! Eat on it! Hmm! Hmm.
Oh, little lemonsweets, our son so precious.
You've enjoyed sitting in your chair? What would you like to do now? "Go to bed.
" - No, he wants to dance! - [Grunts.]
[Humming.]
Ehn! Dearest brother, I really think Lemonsweets would rather go to bed! [Both grunting.]
Mnh! Hunh! I'll fetch our son a sleeping bonnet.
Beautiful.
[Gasps.]
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Brother, stop that!! We hate you.
Aaaaaaaah! Only o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ne!! [Both grunting.]
The end! My end! My end table.
My love seat, yeah.
Gee, but it's great to be back home.
It's always a blast visiting my cousin, City Fox, at his future palace.
But you just can't beat that old country steez.
City Fox's digs be mad sterile.
Look at this.
This was my grandpa's rug.
Some bums let him have it 'cause it was so ugly.
[Clattering.]
And check out these classic stylings! They don't make 'em like this anymore! Whoa! Ha ha ha! Almost got me right in my both eyes! [Clattering continues.]
[Bugs buzzing.]
Look at my bugs.
Man, I always did have the ugliest bugs.
[Chuckles.]
What are they doing? Selling each other houses? Yes, sirree, there's some things money can't buy.
You see that depression? You can't buy that.
You gotta earn it.
Boy, it's like I can almost see myself sleeping in there Yah! Wh-What? "Dear conscious self I know where some buried treasure is.
I'll draw you a map.
Love, subconscious self.
" Oh, my gosh! I'm gonna be rich! Ha ha! [Pounding on door.]
What the - Whoop! Oh, no! My riches! [Grunting.]
Let me in! It's too bright! [Gasps.]
Too dark! Aaaaaaaaaah! Cinnamon Bun! You did a great job on this wall.
It's very rustic.
[Sighs.]
Mmm what a jerk.
What? A jerk? Yeah, just give it a little jerk.
Now that's a time machine.
Hey, sweetie! Sweetie, look your time machine's all ready.
Oh, yeah.
You having fun, dad? Aw, anything for my baby pup.
Okay.
As long as you're having fun.
[Laughs.]
Time machine! Shpiow! [Both screaming.]
[Shouting in Korean.]
Ha ha! There it is.
You see? The birdhouse door it's right above the peg thingy.
Why didn't I think of that? Ha ha! Well, I guess that's it for this week.
I'll see you crimpy glimmers on the What? What's that? You want to finish the grayble? You want to see if you can still guess the theme? You just want to see how it ends.
Well, let's get right to it then.
Ha ha! Stranger! Stranger! Stranger! Stranger! Stranger! Shh-shh-shh! Stranger! Stranger! Stranger! Stranger! Strang Excuse me.
Hey! Why're you trying to steal my dad's stuff?! Hey! I need a night light because I'm so scared! Man, you can't steal, dummy.
[Sobbing.]
Fine! [Sobbing continues.]
Here.
Now get lost! [Gasps.]
[Laughing.]
Ye-e-e-e-s! Take that, Princess Bubblegum! Jake Jr.
, I'm sorry for messing up your time travel.
Ah, that's okay.
It was just make-believe anyways.
FINN: Oh.
Was it? Then how do you explain tomorrow's newspaper? Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree FINN: This party is so crazy!