The Twilight Zone (1959) s05e24 Episode Script
What's in the Box
You unlock this door with the key of imagination.
Beyond it is another dimension- a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind.
You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas.
You've just crossed over into the twilight zone.
Mother, i'm having a baby, and i'd rather do it myself.
We'll have to operate at once.
Scalpel suture watch it, nurse! Great dinner.
Glad you like it.
Tastes like corrugated plastic.
Keep being late.
What do you expect? I don't expect nothing.
I'm just getting sick of it.
You're getting sick of it? How do you think i feel? I don't get a man coming home.
I get a used article from the cab.
Hey, cut it down to a roar, will you? Remember, we got company.
Anyway, i told you- guy hails me when i'm heading for the garage.
Have to haul him all the way up to to to yonkers.
I've heard that one before.
One day yonkers, one day la guardia airport.
You don't fool me, joe.
Who's the chick? Ah, you're crazy.
Mother hey, how long is that guy going to be? I got wrestling coming on.
Big tag team match- fat louie and the russian duke versus the panther man and sweeney.
You can't look me in the eye anymore, you're so guilty.
But don't jump out a window, joe.
One of these days, i'll even up the score.
It'll be a real tight ball game.
That good-looking freddy broome, the butcher, is always looking me over.
You'd think i was cleopatra.
Ah, shut up.
What are you trying to do, start a fight? Once that joker in there gets done fiddling, i'm going to watch wrestling and then flake out.
I'm pooped.
I'll bet you are.
You drove to yonkers, maybe even went twice.
You shouldn't drive so much, joe.
You'll ruin your health! How's it coming, mike? Who knows? It may live.
You've been at it an hour now.
I could build a new set in half the time.
Oh? Is that so? Sure, and you better get wise.
I didn't just step off the ferry from jersey.
I know how you guys operate.
Do you? Naturally.
First you kill a five-buck hour, then you say you got to take the set down to the shop- another 20 bucks.
Then you start switching tubes around at $2.
50 a crack.
I get some poor sucker's old ones, and he gets mine.
It's a racket- that's what it is.
A penny-ante cosa nostra.
So save yourself a headache, see.
I ain't swinging for no big bills.
In that case the set's ready.
What? It's it's ready.
And this time, it's on me.
Free.
Hey, wait a minute! Well you can't win them all.
Your wife, your wife! That's all i ever hear! Hey, phyllis, come on in.
What do you know? We can get channel 10.
If you were any kind of a man, you'd get rid of her.
Phyllis, hurry up, will you? Channel 10! I trusted you.
I didn't hold anything back! I waited! Aw, come on, don't cry.
Do anything, but don't cry, will you? Portrait of a tv fan.
Joe britt.
Cab driver.
Tonight mr.
Britt is going to watch "a really big show"- something special for the cabby who's seen everything.
Joe britt doesn't know it, but his flag is down and his meter's running, and he's in high gear- on his way to the twilight zone.
Marry me.
Marry you? Oh, now, look, baby, we're talking about two different things.
Love is flowers and wine with the dinner.
Marriage is a floor mop and two pounds of hamburger.
Oh, well, i don't mind hamburger.
Uh, with onions.
What's the matter, joe? You struck dumb or something? You big slob! You spilled the beer.
It's a good thing your mother gave us this rug.
I hate it, and anything, even beer stains, is an improvement.
Now quit clowning.
You say we can get channel 10? Leave it alone.
What's the matter? Oh, come on, joe, i got dishes to do.
I said leave it alone! What's the matter with you? You nuts or something? You yell at me to come watch channel 10, and when i drop everything, you what's the matter, joe? Is the set still on the blink? Yes! That is, no! There must be something screwy.
You know there's no channel 10 around here.
I'm sorry i yelled at you.
I must be traffic happy or something.
I'll turn on the wrestling.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, for the main event of the evening, we bring you a rematch between those two titans of wrestling- those fearless performers of the physical arts- the wild panther and the russian duke! What happened to the tag team- fat louie and sweeney? Great dinner.
Glad you like it.
Tastes like corrugated plastic.
Keep being late.
What do you expect? I don't expect nothing.
I'm just getting sick of it.
You're getting sick of it? How do you think i feel? I don't get a man coming home.
I get a used article from the cab.
Hey, cut it down to a roar, will you? Remember, we got company.
Anyway, i told you- guy hails me when i'm heading for the garage.
Have to haul him all the way up to to to yonkers.
I've heard that one before.
One day yonkers, one day la guardia airport.
Joe? Joe! Joe, wake up.
What's the matter? Are you okay now? What? What happened? Well, i don't know.
You probably fainted.
Feel better? Yeah.
Sure.
Must have been something i ate.
Yeah, it could be.
Didn't it taste like corrugated plastic? Well, what did you expect? I had to heat it three times.
Listen, joe, maybe it's your heart.
Why don't you go to bed, and i'll call a doctor? No, there's just something mighty screwy with that television.
Are we off on that again? Listen, phyllis are you sure you never saw that repair guy before? Now iamgoing to call a doctor.
Now, now, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Phyllis what would you say if i told you that that i saw myself on tv? Huh! Were you smiling? And what would you say if i told you i saw you on tv? You're cracked.
You're losing your marbles.
That's what i figured you'd say.
Okay, forget it.
You're a stupid cow.
A bird brain! Or else you're up to something.
Joe, baby "joe, baby.
" Never mind that "joe, baby" stuff.
I'm on to you.
You're trying to trap me! Well, you'll have to get up mighty early in the morning, see? Youaresick.
Now, listen you go back into the kitchen, look up that repair guy in the phone book.
Tell him to come back here, you understand?! All right, joe.
Because if he don't, so help me, i'll go down to his shop, wherever it is, and drag him here! Who do you two think you're fooling with? Okay, okay, i'll call him right away! Meanwhile, you get in bed.
Hello, dr.
Saltman, this is mrs.
Britt.
Could you come right over, please? Ha! Ha! I'll kill you! Now turn on the tv, joe! You, you! Come on! Come on! Give it up! You, you you call yourself a wife?! You dirty! Well, you will, huh? Going to kill me, are you? I'll kill you! Let me go! Phyllis phyllis! What have i done? Phyllis phyllis! Now what's the matter, joe? Joe, what's the matter? What's the matter? Can't you hear? Can't you see? Look! Oh, god it's a trick! Well, i've given him a sedative and i'll write a prescription for some tranquilizers.
And we'll just have to wait and see.
Perhaps it would be wise for you to seek more expert advice.
I'm only a family doctor, you know, and psychiatry is not my specialty.
However, i feel that your husband's condition could be relatively simple.
I read an interesting paper on research that might apply to your husband's condition.
What condition, doctor? Well, according to this article, it's possible for anyone to have delusions directly attributable to our overmechanized culture.
Really? Mm.
Now, you say he's a tv addict.
Well, perhaps he's been staring at this electronic blessing, the television set, for so long that its life has become his.
Yeah? And he's reached such a stage of confusion that he no longer knows whether he's watching the action or participating in it.
Now, mind you, this is not an illness affecting only the juvenile or moronic.
I, on occasion, have found myself asking for sutures and sponges during operations performed by television surgeons.
Oh? Uh, but never mind.
In mr.
Britt's case, i rather feel he thinks he has murdered you.
What? Or rather, that he will.
He seems to be quite bewildered regarding the past, present and future.
Well, in any case, it could be serious, so would you have him in my office first thing in the morning, hmm? All right, doctor.
And see that he gets a good night's rest tonight.
Good night.
Good night, doctor.
Now, you folks out there in tv land, you know old country boy's not joshing you when he tells you that this sale ain't gonna be going on much longer.
'Cause fast as we move 'em in now, we're gonna herd 'em out.
We buy by the herd, and we sells 'em by the herd.
Oh, for you folks uptown, that's called volume buying.
Well, now, shucks, about all a country boy can do with a buck or two he makes on a sale is to keep the lights on, pay the ranch hands.
Now, you know that old country boy shoots straight with you.
I mean, he tells you right now if any of his beauties come up late.
Will you take this little philly right here? Hot dog, this one phyllis.
The doctor wants you to go to sleep.
That's why he gave you a sedative.
I can't sleep.
You wouldn't be able to, either, if you'd seen what i did.
Well, stay awake.
Only, what you saw- i don't want to hear about it.
He told you? Yes.
He said not to worry.
He said he said for you to just go to sleep and everything would be fine.
Is there anything i can get you? No, no, that's okay.
Phyllis yes? I got to talk to you.
Sit down.
Oh, no, you don't.
Every time you start that, we wind up having a fight, and if you don't mind, tonight i'm passing.
I'll make sure there's no fight.
Don't you worry about that.
Anyway, i got nothing to fight with you about.
If anyone is to blame for us not getting along, it's me.
Now, come on, sit down.
Oh, youaresick.
You're not well, joe.
If you were in your right noodle, you wouldn't talk like that.
No, i mean it.
Come on, i mean it.
Come on, sit down, honey.
Look, phyllis you know, driving a cab is pretty lonely work.
You're all by yourself for hours and hours, and in between times, people are yelling at you to slow down, go ahead, to take madison avenue, to not take madison avenue, to turn right, left, stop.
And on top of it, everybody says you're crooked.
So when somebody comes along and smiles at you and calls you "mister," well, maybe you go all to pieces and start to think the moon and the stars are your private property and that it's spring.
Well, you act like a first-class donkey, kicking up your heels like you were Get what i mean? No.
Well there ain't no point in drawing you pictures.
What i was trying to tell you is that, well, you know- seeing you dead like that, it was an awful shock and it made me realize that well, you know what i'm trying to say.
No.
Say it.
Okay, i will.
It took a shock like that to make me realize that that you are not well it's you i'm in love with.
I'm touched.
All right.
I'm really touched! All right, don't get nasty.
What am i supposed to do, get all dewy and gooey? Am i supposed to fall all over myself because my husband of 27 years finally decides he loves me? I didn't mean it that way.
After chasing half the bronx and the entire borough of manhattan, you pin the blue ribbon on me, which means i win a used nitwit to feed, to pamper, to keep and obey till death do part! Take it easy, phyllis.
I'll take it easy.
I'd take a butcher knife to you if you weren't in bed and out of your right mind.
Who's out of his right mind? You are! If you think i'm going to take your dirty doings lying down so some guy hailed you on the way to the garage and asked you to take him to yonkers.
No wonder we've been short of money for the last month! You've been blowing it all on that flea-bitten floozy! Get out of here! You bet i will! If you think i'm going to live with a man that's done what you've done giving you the best years of my life i trusted you! Well, mr.
Britt, i'm going to take you to court- you and that fancy woman of yours, whoever she is! Go ahead, if that's what you want! That's the thanks i get for wanting to be honest.
That's the thanks i get for wanting to turn over a new leaf.
Kill me- i'd like to see him try it.
I'll tear him limb from limb, the dirty, rotten cheat.
I don't know what i ever saw in her.
She ain't got no understanding.
She wouldn't know sympathy if it hopped up and bit her on the backside.
Your honor, the prosecution objects to these interruptions by the defense.
They've had their chance to refute the testimony of our expert witness, and all they did was to put dr.
Saltman on the stand.
Now, even he testified that in his opinion, the accused was sane when he committed the murder.
So in this summation, when i demand the penalty of death phyllis! I'll "phyllis" you! Phyllis! What are you trying to do, drive me bugs? How can you stand there listening to this? Joseph britt, you have been found guilty by a jury of your peers.
It is the judgment of this court that you be taken to the sing sing state prison and there be kept in custody and put to death in a manner provided by the law.
How can you just stand there? You must be bugs! What you see is in your mind, joe, and what you hear is your conscience.
There, take a good look! Turn it off.
Why? It's just another program like wrestling.
Let's watch it together.
I haven't had a good laugh all day.
Get out of my way, phyllis! Ooh, i'm so frightened.
You scare me to death.
Oh, my, my, how rough you are.
Tell me what you see, joe.
What did you see, joe- lady wrestlers? What do you see, joe- a burlesque show? Fan dancers from yonkers? Yonkers? Fan dancers? Did you see them, joe? Yonkers, yonkers, yonkers! Fan dancers! Fan dance! I'll kill you! Ha! Ha! I'll kill you! Ha! Ha! Now turn on the tv, joe! Give me oh you come on, come on, give me that! You you you call yourself a wife? Oh, you dirty! Get off of me! Well, you will, huh? Going to kill me, are you? I'll kill you.
Phyllis phyllis! What have i done? Oh i didn't really mean it.
I killed her.
I killed her.
Oh fix your set okay, mister? Youwillrecommend my service, won't you? The next time your tv set is on the blink, when you're in the need of a first-rate repairman, may we suggest our own specialist? Factory-trained, prompt, honest, 24-hour service.
You won't find him in the phone book, but his office is conveniently located- in the twilight zone.
Beyond it is another dimension- a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind.
You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas.
You've just crossed over into the twilight zone.
Mother, i'm having a baby, and i'd rather do it myself.
We'll have to operate at once.
Scalpel suture watch it, nurse! Great dinner.
Glad you like it.
Tastes like corrugated plastic.
Keep being late.
What do you expect? I don't expect nothing.
I'm just getting sick of it.
You're getting sick of it? How do you think i feel? I don't get a man coming home.
I get a used article from the cab.
Hey, cut it down to a roar, will you? Remember, we got company.
Anyway, i told you- guy hails me when i'm heading for the garage.
Have to haul him all the way up to to to yonkers.
I've heard that one before.
One day yonkers, one day la guardia airport.
You don't fool me, joe.
Who's the chick? Ah, you're crazy.
Mother hey, how long is that guy going to be? I got wrestling coming on.
Big tag team match- fat louie and the russian duke versus the panther man and sweeney.
You can't look me in the eye anymore, you're so guilty.
But don't jump out a window, joe.
One of these days, i'll even up the score.
It'll be a real tight ball game.
That good-looking freddy broome, the butcher, is always looking me over.
You'd think i was cleopatra.
Ah, shut up.
What are you trying to do, start a fight? Once that joker in there gets done fiddling, i'm going to watch wrestling and then flake out.
I'm pooped.
I'll bet you are.
You drove to yonkers, maybe even went twice.
You shouldn't drive so much, joe.
You'll ruin your health! How's it coming, mike? Who knows? It may live.
You've been at it an hour now.
I could build a new set in half the time.
Oh? Is that so? Sure, and you better get wise.
I didn't just step off the ferry from jersey.
I know how you guys operate.
Do you? Naturally.
First you kill a five-buck hour, then you say you got to take the set down to the shop- another 20 bucks.
Then you start switching tubes around at $2.
50 a crack.
I get some poor sucker's old ones, and he gets mine.
It's a racket- that's what it is.
A penny-ante cosa nostra.
So save yourself a headache, see.
I ain't swinging for no big bills.
In that case the set's ready.
What? It's it's ready.
And this time, it's on me.
Free.
Hey, wait a minute! Well you can't win them all.
Your wife, your wife! That's all i ever hear! Hey, phyllis, come on in.
What do you know? We can get channel 10.
If you were any kind of a man, you'd get rid of her.
Phyllis, hurry up, will you? Channel 10! I trusted you.
I didn't hold anything back! I waited! Aw, come on, don't cry.
Do anything, but don't cry, will you? Portrait of a tv fan.
Joe britt.
Cab driver.
Tonight mr.
Britt is going to watch "a really big show"- something special for the cabby who's seen everything.
Joe britt doesn't know it, but his flag is down and his meter's running, and he's in high gear- on his way to the twilight zone.
Marry me.
Marry you? Oh, now, look, baby, we're talking about two different things.
Love is flowers and wine with the dinner.
Marriage is a floor mop and two pounds of hamburger.
Oh, well, i don't mind hamburger.
Uh, with onions.
What's the matter, joe? You struck dumb or something? You big slob! You spilled the beer.
It's a good thing your mother gave us this rug.
I hate it, and anything, even beer stains, is an improvement.
Now quit clowning.
You say we can get channel 10? Leave it alone.
What's the matter? Oh, come on, joe, i got dishes to do.
I said leave it alone! What's the matter with you? You nuts or something? You yell at me to come watch channel 10, and when i drop everything, you what's the matter, joe? Is the set still on the blink? Yes! That is, no! There must be something screwy.
You know there's no channel 10 around here.
I'm sorry i yelled at you.
I must be traffic happy or something.
I'll turn on the wrestling.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, for the main event of the evening, we bring you a rematch between those two titans of wrestling- those fearless performers of the physical arts- the wild panther and the russian duke! What happened to the tag team- fat louie and sweeney? Great dinner.
Glad you like it.
Tastes like corrugated plastic.
Keep being late.
What do you expect? I don't expect nothing.
I'm just getting sick of it.
You're getting sick of it? How do you think i feel? I don't get a man coming home.
I get a used article from the cab.
Hey, cut it down to a roar, will you? Remember, we got company.
Anyway, i told you- guy hails me when i'm heading for the garage.
Have to haul him all the way up to to to yonkers.
I've heard that one before.
One day yonkers, one day la guardia airport.
Joe? Joe! Joe, wake up.
What's the matter? Are you okay now? What? What happened? Well, i don't know.
You probably fainted.
Feel better? Yeah.
Sure.
Must have been something i ate.
Yeah, it could be.
Didn't it taste like corrugated plastic? Well, what did you expect? I had to heat it three times.
Listen, joe, maybe it's your heart.
Why don't you go to bed, and i'll call a doctor? No, there's just something mighty screwy with that television.
Are we off on that again? Listen, phyllis are you sure you never saw that repair guy before? Now iamgoing to call a doctor.
Now, now, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Phyllis what would you say if i told you that that i saw myself on tv? Huh! Were you smiling? And what would you say if i told you i saw you on tv? You're cracked.
You're losing your marbles.
That's what i figured you'd say.
Okay, forget it.
You're a stupid cow.
A bird brain! Or else you're up to something.
Joe, baby "joe, baby.
" Never mind that "joe, baby" stuff.
I'm on to you.
You're trying to trap me! Well, you'll have to get up mighty early in the morning, see? Youaresick.
Now, listen you go back into the kitchen, look up that repair guy in the phone book.
Tell him to come back here, you understand?! All right, joe.
Because if he don't, so help me, i'll go down to his shop, wherever it is, and drag him here! Who do you two think you're fooling with? Okay, okay, i'll call him right away! Meanwhile, you get in bed.
Hello, dr.
Saltman, this is mrs.
Britt.
Could you come right over, please? Ha! Ha! I'll kill you! Now turn on the tv, joe! You, you! Come on! Come on! Give it up! You, you you call yourself a wife?! You dirty! Well, you will, huh? Going to kill me, are you? I'll kill you! Let me go! Phyllis phyllis! What have i done? Phyllis phyllis! Now what's the matter, joe? Joe, what's the matter? What's the matter? Can't you hear? Can't you see? Look! Oh, god it's a trick! Well, i've given him a sedative and i'll write a prescription for some tranquilizers.
And we'll just have to wait and see.
Perhaps it would be wise for you to seek more expert advice.
I'm only a family doctor, you know, and psychiatry is not my specialty.
However, i feel that your husband's condition could be relatively simple.
I read an interesting paper on research that might apply to your husband's condition.
What condition, doctor? Well, according to this article, it's possible for anyone to have delusions directly attributable to our overmechanized culture.
Really? Mm.
Now, you say he's a tv addict.
Well, perhaps he's been staring at this electronic blessing, the television set, for so long that its life has become his.
Yeah? And he's reached such a stage of confusion that he no longer knows whether he's watching the action or participating in it.
Now, mind you, this is not an illness affecting only the juvenile or moronic.
I, on occasion, have found myself asking for sutures and sponges during operations performed by television surgeons.
Oh? Uh, but never mind.
In mr.
Britt's case, i rather feel he thinks he has murdered you.
What? Or rather, that he will.
He seems to be quite bewildered regarding the past, present and future.
Well, in any case, it could be serious, so would you have him in my office first thing in the morning, hmm? All right, doctor.
And see that he gets a good night's rest tonight.
Good night.
Good night, doctor.
Now, you folks out there in tv land, you know old country boy's not joshing you when he tells you that this sale ain't gonna be going on much longer.
'Cause fast as we move 'em in now, we're gonna herd 'em out.
We buy by the herd, and we sells 'em by the herd.
Oh, for you folks uptown, that's called volume buying.
Well, now, shucks, about all a country boy can do with a buck or two he makes on a sale is to keep the lights on, pay the ranch hands.
Now, you know that old country boy shoots straight with you.
I mean, he tells you right now if any of his beauties come up late.
Will you take this little philly right here? Hot dog, this one phyllis.
The doctor wants you to go to sleep.
That's why he gave you a sedative.
I can't sleep.
You wouldn't be able to, either, if you'd seen what i did.
Well, stay awake.
Only, what you saw- i don't want to hear about it.
He told you? Yes.
He said not to worry.
He said he said for you to just go to sleep and everything would be fine.
Is there anything i can get you? No, no, that's okay.
Phyllis yes? I got to talk to you.
Sit down.
Oh, no, you don't.
Every time you start that, we wind up having a fight, and if you don't mind, tonight i'm passing.
I'll make sure there's no fight.
Don't you worry about that.
Anyway, i got nothing to fight with you about.
If anyone is to blame for us not getting along, it's me.
Now, come on, sit down.
Oh, youaresick.
You're not well, joe.
If you were in your right noodle, you wouldn't talk like that.
No, i mean it.
Come on, i mean it.
Come on, sit down, honey.
Look, phyllis you know, driving a cab is pretty lonely work.
You're all by yourself for hours and hours, and in between times, people are yelling at you to slow down, go ahead, to take madison avenue, to not take madison avenue, to turn right, left, stop.
And on top of it, everybody says you're crooked.
So when somebody comes along and smiles at you and calls you "mister," well, maybe you go all to pieces and start to think the moon and the stars are your private property and that it's spring.
Well, you act like a first-class donkey, kicking up your heels like you were Get what i mean? No.
Well there ain't no point in drawing you pictures.
What i was trying to tell you is that, well, you know- seeing you dead like that, it was an awful shock and it made me realize that well, you know what i'm trying to say.
No.
Say it.
Okay, i will.
It took a shock like that to make me realize that that you are not well it's you i'm in love with.
I'm touched.
All right.
I'm really touched! All right, don't get nasty.
What am i supposed to do, get all dewy and gooey? Am i supposed to fall all over myself because my husband of 27 years finally decides he loves me? I didn't mean it that way.
After chasing half the bronx and the entire borough of manhattan, you pin the blue ribbon on me, which means i win a used nitwit to feed, to pamper, to keep and obey till death do part! Take it easy, phyllis.
I'll take it easy.
I'd take a butcher knife to you if you weren't in bed and out of your right mind.
Who's out of his right mind? You are! If you think i'm going to take your dirty doings lying down so some guy hailed you on the way to the garage and asked you to take him to yonkers.
No wonder we've been short of money for the last month! You've been blowing it all on that flea-bitten floozy! Get out of here! You bet i will! If you think i'm going to live with a man that's done what you've done giving you the best years of my life i trusted you! Well, mr.
Britt, i'm going to take you to court- you and that fancy woman of yours, whoever she is! Go ahead, if that's what you want! That's the thanks i get for wanting to be honest.
That's the thanks i get for wanting to turn over a new leaf.
Kill me- i'd like to see him try it.
I'll tear him limb from limb, the dirty, rotten cheat.
I don't know what i ever saw in her.
She ain't got no understanding.
She wouldn't know sympathy if it hopped up and bit her on the backside.
Your honor, the prosecution objects to these interruptions by the defense.
They've had their chance to refute the testimony of our expert witness, and all they did was to put dr.
Saltman on the stand.
Now, even he testified that in his opinion, the accused was sane when he committed the murder.
So in this summation, when i demand the penalty of death phyllis! I'll "phyllis" you! Phyllis! What are you trying to do, drive me bugs? How can you stand there listening to this? Joseph britt, you have been found guilty by a jury of your peers.
It is the judgment of this court that you be taken to the sing sing state prison and there be kept in custody and put to death in a manner provided by the law.
How can you just stand there? You must be bugs! What you see is in your mind, joe, and what you hear is your conscience.
There, take a good look! Turn it off.
Why? It's just another program like wrestling.
Let's watch it together.
I haven't had a good laugh all day.
Get out of my way, phyllis! Ooh, i'm so frightened.
You scare me to death.
Oh, my, my, how rough you are.
Tell me what you see, joe.
What did you see, joe- lady wrestlers? What do you see, joe- a burlesque show? Fan dancers from yonkers? Yonkers? Fan dancers? Did you see them, joe? Yonkers, yonkers, yonkers! Fan dancers! Fan dance! I'll kill you! Ha! Ha! I'll kill you! Ha! Ha! Now turn on the tv, joe! Give me oh you come on, come on, give me that! You you you call yourself a wife? Oh, you dirty! Get off of me! Well, you will, huh? Going to kill me, are you? I'll kill you.
Phyllis phyllis! What have i done? Oh i didn't really mean it.
I killed her.
I killed her.
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You won't find him in the phone book, but his office is conveniently located- in the twilight zone.