Regular Show (2010) s05e26 Episode Script

Okay.
That's it.
C'mon Muscle Man! Not the pants! If I don't take 'em off, I can't cool 'em off.
Simple science, bro.
Listen up.
Due to the extreme heat, the park is closed today, Works canceled.
If you need me, I'll be in the shade.
Lying still.
Alright.
Did you hear that, Mordecai? A day off! Too bad we don't have air conditioning.
And it's too hot to move.
Oh yes.
Man, this day off is a scam.
We just have to find a place where we can cool down.
So, just the free ice water then? Yes, thanks Eileen.
Feel better now? Feel better now, Rigby? No, I'm still hot! Mordecai and the Rigbys.
Whatever happen to that? We had a break up.
Don't wanna end up as British dirtbags, so.
.
That's why I quit mole scouts, too.
Well, anyway, if you feel like it's getting better together, there's a battle of the bands tonight.
Nah, that was a different time.
Yeah, things've changed for us.
First prize is an air conditioner.
Where is the sign up sheet? Dudes! Dudes! Guess what?! There's gonna be a battle of bands tonight! Why should we care, bro? Cause the prize is A BRAND NEW AIR CONDITIONER! And we're getting the band back together! Mordecai and the Rigbys aren't a band.
Two guys who can barely play guitar isn't a band.
We've been practicing.
But, on your second point, you're right.
Two guys isn't a band.
That's why we need you guys! Yes.
Pops, Keys.
Skips.
Bass.
Muscle man and Fives.
Horn.
Benson on drums.
And! I know! I can be your British manager! What? Dude, every band has a mean British manager! Oh you lot! We were supposed to be in Manchester half an hour ago! Uh, sure, man.
So you guys with us? If it means getting out of this heat wave, then we're in! A.
C! A.
C! A.
C! A.
C! You guys better know what you're doing.
Guys! Guys! Listen up, you all! Mordo here has something to say! Thanks, Thomas.
Now we are all in this together and we all have equal say.
No one person is in charge, okay? Fine.
Even though I've actually been in a successful band before Okay.
We need a really awesome tone! Anybody have any song ideas? I'm been working on a rock opera! It's a little thing I call Benson-phonia.
Benson.
No offense.
But since we were equals now, That's sounds totally stupid, bro.
No offense! Actually, I've been working on a riff.
Let's hit it! Yeah, man.
Okay, I'm a bit rusty alright.
Okay, okay.
C'mon! Mordo! Sometimes I dream about that AC, AC.
Cold waves blowin' over over me.
盛夏酷æš' 心躁则热 Feeling hot maybe is a state of mind.
Think cold to pass the past time.
Snowman and, snowstorms.
Stop.
Stop! STOP! Again.
One and two and three and four.
You're not blowing hard enough.
I mean, really blow! And as for You're flat! You're flat! See how much better that's sounds? Skips! You gotta play on temple! Again! Again.
Again! Again! Again! Sorry for the weird meeting place.
But Benson only allow one bathroom break.
We got some urgent business to care of.
Now I'm gonna say what everybody else is thinking.
We gotta do something about Benson, right? He told me my bass plan was sloppy.
Me? Skips! He told me my arpeggio don't arpeggi-flow! What does that even mean? At this way we're never gonna win that AC! And the battle of the bands is in a few hours! Who thinks me and Rigby should run rehearsals? Meeting adjourned! Alright.
Good meeting Ah !!! I came to check up on you guys.
I'm the only one taking this seriously.
And you back stabbed me like this! Well, I QUIT! Good riddance! And don't come back! Dude, we need a drummer! Now what? One, two, three Hey.
Hey guys, I think we got to scrap "keep it cool".
It'll be ok though.
I've been working on a new sound that the judge are gonna go nuts for.
Ok, so it starts off with a child's voice saying"you can't tell me what to do -" And then it goes- Use to be a time when you had all the power.
But these days are more like you are just a jerk.
Mordecai, And I don't want to look at your face.
MORDECAI! What! Listen to yourself, this is not a good song.
Oh yeah, then how come this is the song that's gonna take us to the top! Get off on me! Cool it! You've lost it dude! Good, I didn't want it anyway, I quit.
Is everything ok? I don't know Eileen.
I mean all I wanted to do is win the air conditioner.
And now Mordecai and Rigby's is dead, again! Yeah, but if anyone can get the band together, it's you.
Me? Why me? You're the one who came up with band in the first place.
You're the one who kept wearing it's T-shirt, way after it was cool.
You're the one who can keep the band alive.
Hey yeah! I can get the band together.
And I gotta do is lie and say I got free pizza.
Don't get any ideas, I'm just here to eat my free pizza and go.
Rigby! What's going on here! Yeah, where's the free pizza? Okay look, don't be mad, but there's no free pizza.
I'm out.
But the reason go to reason I brought you all here.
We can work this out guys, we can still win! No way dude, I'm not playing in a band with Benson.
Don't touch my kick, Mordecai.
Or what? Or, or I'll cut your string! Oh bad show! Oy, just wanted to make sure- Crikey.
Oh man, what were we doing? Yeah, we just broken a bunch of stuff.
I guess I'll never go triple-platinum with this baby.
I can't believe we let the heat get to us like this.
I'm sorry I quit, dude.
It's ok man, this stuff happens when you're in a band.
Yeah, but I forgot what was most important.
Friendship? The air conditioner, you're right though, we can still win this thing.
Okay, expect that was something I said before we broke our instruments.
No we can still do it, when you're in the Mordecai and Rigby's, the music's inside of you.
But we need everybody if we're gonna win.
Even the one we thought were acting like jerk but actually pretty good drummers.
Weather.
I'm the dog you're the master.
Weather.
Next.
What happened back there? All the instruments are destroyed.
What? There they are! Come on! Hey! Where are your instruments wimp? Shut it! We are Mordecai and the Rigby's! And we rock so hard, we don't need instruments.
Hit it! One, two, one! two! three! four! SOMETIMES I DREAM ABOUT ICE PLANET X A distant planet way colder, colder than the rest.
That's where Lord Blizzord resides, think about this kingdom to pass the time.
ICE-LITHS AND ICE HENGE THERE'S NOT MUCH TO IT GETTIN' BLASTED BY ICE RAYS BY BLIZZARD WIZARDS, ICE DRUIDS Chila-a-a-a-a-x.
K-k-k-k-keeping it cool.
K-k-k-k-keeping it cool.
Yeah, they sure look gross and sweaty.
K-k-k-k-keeping it cool.
K-k-k-k-keeping it cool.
Lord Blizzord! - We won.
- Actually, You guys collapsed of heat stroke before you even started.
You actually got the last place.
Your subconscious must have created a reality were you're really good.
You're in the hospital now.
But dude! Free A.
C! Can we get some, extra blankets?