Melrose Place s05e32 Episode Script

Oh, God.
What happened? You've been gone forever.
Did Dad get the money? Yeah, your psycho father sure as hell did get the money.
Then he hauled off and he slugged me for my trouble.
You see that? What? Wait a minute! My father's not a deacon or anything, but he's not violent! What, you don't think I know whose fist slammed into my face? Well, maybe you did something to provoke him.
Maybe you said something.
Would you wake up? Your father isn't a victim of bad luck, or some rotten class system, or a lousy crab harvest, all right? He's a con.
You understand? Okay? And he hates me.
He's obsessed with you for some weird revenge reason that passes all understanding.
He said right to my face, "I'm not leaving town without her!" You get it now? I can't believe it.
Well, you better.
And you better do something about it, or I don't know what's gonna happen to us.
Oh, God.
Peter.
Please don't hurt me.
I'll be good, I promise.
What? What are you talking about? No, stay away from me! If you hit me again, I swear I'll call the police.
Hit you? I I would never hit you.
The hell you wouldn't! You had a couple of drinks, and you went into some crazy rage or something.
You started blaming me for everything.
And then you attacked me and you tore the place apart.
Taylor, this is crazy.
I wouldn't No! You're crazy.
You're crazy, Peter.
I've never seen you like this before.
I don't remember any of this happening.
I I'm so I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I Look, why don't you just Just leave me alone down here for awhile? And you go on upstairs and we'll talk about this in the morning, okay? That bruise on your face, I should look at that.
You might have a broken bone there.
No, I don't want you touching me.
I'm gonna sleep in the downstairs bedroom with the door locked.
So why don't you just go on up to bed, okay, and we'll leave it at that for now? All right.
I honestly don't remember any of this.
I'm so sorry.
Tomorrow.
We'll talk about it tomorrow.
Hey.
Hey.
How was your shower? Thank you.
Fine.
Ah.
Good.
I just got off the phone with Danny up in Ojai.
Milk? No.
Thanks.
And uh we haggled out the price for his diner.
See, that's the thing about doing business with your friends.
You can be honest with each other and you don't need the so-called professionals getting in there to muck things up.
Anyway, all I gotta do is sell Shooters, and we'll have the money to buy are you okay? Yeah.
Yeah, I guess.
Um I'm just I'm just worried that you might be giving up what you really want to do what what maybe seems like the right thing.
Hey, come on.
What happened to your dream about taking a chance, about jumping off into the unknown? Colleen, David, hi.
I'm sorry, Jake.
I promised myself I wouldn't pop in on you again.
But, uh we're in kind of a situation right now, and David wanted to see you before we left for Hawaii.
Just tell him, Mom.
Dad left us.
What? When? Come in.
Um you remember Alison.
Alison, this is Colleen.
And this is David.
My son, David.
Hi.
I'm sorry to barge in on you like this.
No, no, no.
Don't worry about it.
Um, I'm I'm gonna go get dressed.
Jake: You okay? I guess so.
It's weird.
I don't want to move to Hawaii.
I work for a hotel chain, and they have an opening there.
So we're leaving Friday.
Well, hey that gives us three days together.
We'll have a great time, I swear, really.
Don't let this go to your head, but you did a great job on the lawsuit.
There's something you should know.
And I don't care how personally humiliating it was for you.
It was worth it for the company.
Amanda, I want you to meet DD's new efficiency coordinator.
I'll be needing a meeting with you later today, Amanda, to go over some personnel changes.
Oh, no.
No way in hell.
Get this piece of over-reaching garbage out of here right this minute.
Oh, I'm sorry, no can do.
My position here is part of the settlement contract signed by Craig, a full partner, if I'm not mistaken.
Am I, Craig? No, you're absolutely right, a legal and binding agreement.
I thought you knew better than to mess with me.
Hey, sweetheart, good morning.
Look, I'm sorry I didn't call last night.
The hospital was a bear Look, I called the hospital last night, okay? To see how you were doing because Icare.
But they said that you weren't on call, so I wanna know, where were you? Why are you lying to me? Wait, wait.
I don't know who the heck you talked to, but if you really don't trust me, maybe I should get a signed note from the night nurse every time I'm transferred to the ER for emergency surgery.
Now come on, Megan, Kimberly is dead and buried, so can you quit the jealous wife act for a second? Have some faith in the man you supposedly love? Michael, you know I love you, all right? I was I was just worried, that's all.
Yeah, yeah, of course.
I'm look I'm sorry I snapped at you.
You know, we're both just tired.
That's all.
So look, um let's have some dinner tonight, okay? Maybe we'll go to bed early, huh? Early? How does that sound? That is music to my ears.
Peter.
Good morning.
What's with him? Go.
I don't know.
You know, usually when someone closes their door it means that they'd like to be alone.
Well, uh usually, but this time it could be a cry for help.
Partner, you look a mess.
Well, thanks for the compliment.
Now would you go? All right, whatever you say.
I just thought you might need a sympathetic ear.
Wait a second.
Close the door.
Look, I want to just ask you something, if you, uh have you ever had blackouts? Not really.
Well, maybe a couple of times in college, you know, when I overdid the tequila, but not since.
Why? Have you, recently? Yeah, I uh I sort of lost track of things last night, but you know, I think you might have hit on it right there.
You know, I mean, I've had all this stress from the chief of staff and, you know, the practice here, and obviously, my personal life is a mess.
But I've also been self-medicating in the evening.
You know, scotch, always more than one.
What exactly happened anyway, Peter? Now come on, if you're having blackouts, maybe I should do some tests, huh? Get an E.
E.
G.
done? No, no, no.
Michael, I'm okay.
I just have to stop drinking, and I know that.
Listen, I want to thank you for the help.
Really.
All right, okay, but ju look, if anything else happens, just, you know, I'm here for you.
I know that, and I'm grateful, really, but I've got it handled.
Thanks again.
All right.
The campaign for Upstairs will focus on the idea that this club harkens back to the golden age of jazz, that this is a place of refuge from the pop culture.
You'll find classy music in a classy atmosphere.
Now, I want to go all out on this Radio and print ads, the best coverage and quality.
DD is going to make sure that this is the most successful new club this year.
So if there's nothing else, let's get working on this right now.
I'm sorry, but we haven't heard Sydney's opinion yet.
And we're not going to.
You know, I have to say, I don't see the cost effectiveness in this project.
I mean, no offense, Kyle, but you don't have two nickels to rub together.
I mean, how is DD going to profit? That's not your concern, Sydney.
Billy: She might have a point.
You know, it would be kind of a drag to do all this work and not have the capital to get it out.
I guarantee there's money, okay? Now, everyone, get going, and get to work.
It just seems suspicious to me.
I'd like to see some paperwork on my desk before we commit.
Everybody out.
Now.
Kyle: Thanks, Syd.
That was an interesting meeting.
What possessed you to hire Sydney? I didn't.
Look, it's a long story, so why don't you get our club up and running so we can generate some cash flow? You know what? I know that you're still upset about Jennifer, whether you care to admit to it or not, but she is staying on my couch because she's got no place else to go.
Now, if you let her have Nick's place, then maybe you and I can Wait, there is no you and I, you understand? But if you want to live next to the junior Mancini, that's fine.
Just get me a filled-out lease and first and last month's rent.
Now, unless you have any other favors to ask of me, I've got work to do.
Amanda? What? You would have made a hell of a Marine.
Well, look who's here, my favorite daughter.
Billy came home with a huge bruise on his face last night.
Did you hit him? Whoa there, girl.
I don't know what your California rich kid told you, but he was all over me, pushing and shoving.
After 5 years in the pen, I react badly to that.
Uh-huh.
And why haven't you left town like you said you would? You know that every day you're here you put both Billy and me in danger.
I know.
I know.
And it makes me sick to put you in harm's way, but I could give a damn about that useless boyfriend of yours.
You know, you could do a lot better.
I'm not rising to the bait, Daddy.
I just want to know when you're leaving town.
As soon as you're all packed and ready to go with me.
What? Hey you don't think I broke out of prison and came 3,000 miles across the country just for a little visit, did you? Hey, sweetheart, you didn't mean to, but when you testified against me, you ruined my life.
But now, we both get a chance to make up for the past.
Now, you get your things together and we'll go to Mexico, and we'll leave all this behind.
You're serious, aren't you? I sure as hell am.
You changed my life.
And now I'm changing yours, but for the better.
It's simple.
Peter still doesn't think he's sick, so we have to give him another drug treatment, and we have to do it quickly, before Megan thinks I'm having an affair and slits my throat.
All right, so we move tomorrow tonight.
I'll be over at 7:00.
You get him upstairs so I can sneak in, and we'll weave another dream for him.
Michael, we don't need to do anything more to Peter.
He's treating me great.
He stopped drinking alcohol.
He's just drinking orange juice by the gallon.
And what about the Beth thing? Did he stop that? Well, no.
Not exactly, but soon, he promised me he would.
Oh, right.
We both know, as soon as Peter gets his confidence back he's gonna forget any promises.
He'll have you playing Beth, Judy Garland, and the Vienna Boys' Choir.
We gotta bring him down, Taylor, to the bottom.
Convince him he's as sick as Charlie Manson.
Now, I'm gonna be there tomorrow night with the drugs.
And believe me, you're gonna thank me for it.
I don't know about this, Michael.
Yeah, well I do.
And that's all that matters.
I called the market.
I called everywhere.
Where have you been? Well? I saw my father.
What? You went to him? What, are you mental? Why didn't you tell me you were gonna do this? What if the police saw you? Billy, calm down.
Please.
How can I? Look what you are doing to us! You're keeping secrets from me.
I don't know when or if you're ever coming home.
I mean, I love you, honey, but But what? What, you found out what I really am, a white trash chick who's not good enough for ya? Well, you're right! My father is a psycho convict, and when I'm not babbling on like some stupid twit, I'm lying to you all the time.
Now, the money, and the police, and I'm ruining your life, all because of who I am, a nothing, a lying, dirt poor nothing.
I'm sorry, Billy.
I didn't mean to bring you into all of this and bring all this ugliness with me.
Maybe I should just go away with him.
What are you talking about? You're not going anywhere.
Everything you said was true.
He said it straight to my face.
"Come on, Sam.
We're going off to sunny Mexico.
" He's crazy, Billy.
What am I supposed to do? You're gonna straighten all this out.
We're going down to the police station tomorrow and you're gonna turn him in.
Hey, look Hey, look at me.
There is nothing ugly about you.
You you are sunlight and sweetness.
You're the best thing that ever happened to me, okay? And I love you, and nothing that's happened or is ever going to happen is going to change that.
Promise me you'll always be with me.
Promise me.
I promise, Samantha Reilly.
I promise.
Chelsea, I know that your mom and me fighting over you has not made your life any easier.
I mean, you barely had time to deal with your loss of your dad, and now all of this drama.
I just I'm I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I know you're trying to do the right thing, but you know, so is my mom.
I guess I'm the only one who's still trying to figure out what the right thing is.
Yeah, but we've been having a lot of fun lately, don't you think? Mm-hmm.
But my mom's gonna be here any second.
And it's her turn to be nice to me now.
You know, uncle Matt, I've really only known you for a little while now, but you've done tons for me, and you've cared.
And you're not, like, a phony or anything.
And it's, like, helped me.
So thanks.
Really.
Thank you.
Chelsea, you mean the world to me.
I'm telling ya, something about this jazz club account stinks.
I just know there's shadow money somewhere, like a slush fund, or something.
I just think that Amanda is ripping you off and you're letting her get away with it.
Syd, she can mount a campaign if she wants to.
She's a managing partner.
Craig, it's not real.
You know, it's like money laundering or something.
I say that we gather up as much of these records as we can and bust her, you know? Challenge her to her face! Look, I've known Amanda for a while now, and I know it never works to go at her head-on.
She gets majorly vicious.
What, are you afraid of her? Craig, I am telling you, the scam she is pulling is a golden opportunity for you.
Maybe.
But you're the real gold around here.
Let me give you a little advice.
Don't make so many waves.
Watch what Amanda does.
Learn from her, keep track of everything she does that might seem suspicious.
Then, when the time is right, Amanda will regret ever selling either of us short.
You mean, be sneaky.
Yes.
I can do that.
One other thing would you mind it so much if I kissed you? Somebody might see us.
I don't care.
Neither do I.
Here's the address of the motel where my father is staying, though I called last night and they said he's checked out.
But the other thing there is where the strip mall is where I'm supposed to meet him Friday night.
I think he said, 9:00.
That's all I know.
So, you met with Jim Reilly after we had you in here and told you he was a fugitive? After we told you that any assistance you gave him, you could end up under arrest and prosecuted for aiding and abetting.
Now, that makes you either not very bright or not very trustworthy.
Hey, come on, all right? Give her a break.
She's told you everything now, all right? It's her father, for God's sakes.
Young man, I'd keep my mouth shut if I were you.
I'm gonna take a chance and believe you, Samantha.
We'll go meet your dad, instead of you.
If you're being straight with us, everybody's problems might be over.
Just don't hurt him, okay? I'm afraid that depends on your father.
You two go home.
We'll let you know how it goes.
Hey, you guys better get in here.
The pizza's getting cold.
Yeah, all right! We'll be right there! Let's go.
Thanks.
You know, this has been the most fun couple of days I can remember, in a row, at least.
Yeah, it has been fun, hasn't it? I just hope things don't change.
I mean, I know things can't stay exactly the same, what with me moving to Hawaii and all.
Things aren't going to change.
Hawaii's not that far.
Duh, Dad.
I wasn't born yesterday.
It's like halfway to China.
I guess I should have asked, huh? I mean, is it okay if I call you dad? Yeah.
It's okay.
It's perfect.
Let's go to the movies tonight.
We haven't been out in ages.
And now that you're not drinking, we should do something relaxing.
And if we hurry, we can make a 7:15.
No, I really can't.
I've got to go over these charts for a staff meeting tomorrow morning.
I just want to get up in the tub and do a little bit of reading, okay? Maybe tomorrow night, huh? Michael! What are you doing here? You said you weren't coming till 7:00! Well, I felt your feet getting cold, so I borrowed Peter's extra keys from the office, got here early to make sure everything goes according to Hoyle.
Well, I say no.
I'm not doing this again.
Oh, my God.
Peter.
Mm, I spiked his orange juice.
Thanks for the info.
What are you going to do with him now? Oh, don't you worry.
I got a great little idea.
You just do as you're told and everything's going to be just fine.
Boy 1: Is he dead? Boy 2: I don't know.
Poke him with a stick.
No! You do it! Are you all right, mister? What where? Is that your car, mister? Oh, hey.
Oh! There you are.
Where'd you take off so early this morning? I just went out to get some groceries for breakfast.
Oh, shoot.
I can't stay.
I gotta go to the real estate office one more time, then I gotta go to the bank.
Then I'm picking up David and we're headed to the zoo.
You wanna come? Oh, no.
I've got things to do.
Michael, have you got a minute? Sure.
Come on in.
Whoa, Peter, are you all right? I didn't think it was possible, but you look even worse than the other day.
Listen just listen to me, would you, and save your judgments.
Sure.
Remember I told you that I was I had a blackout the other night? Mm-hmm.
Well, it seems that there's more to it than that.
It seems, um it seems that during the blackout, um I hit Taylor.
You what? I mean, as in striking her? Yes.
But I don't remember doing it.
It was I thought it was alcohol and the stress, but You know, that maybe this just happened once and that it wouldn't happen again.
It was a moment I had snapped, but last night, Michael, you know, no drinks, I'm feeling fine, right? You know, one minute I'm taking my tie off in the bathroom, and the next minute it's morning and I wake up in the middle of a playground and there's neighborhood kids staring at me and my car is parked under a swing set! Peter, oh, my God.
Okay, all right But, I go to the condo, right? And Taylor's locked herself into the bathroom, and she's so terrified, she can't even talk! Okay, okay, man.
Calm down, all right? Now here, take a seat.
Come on, now.
I've gone over this and over this, and I have to be having some sort of seizures, or something.
Okay, but don't worry about it.
Okay, we're gonna do we'll do a whole battery of tests, okay? We'll get to the bottom of this.
We'll do blood work ups, E.
E.
G.
, everything.
I'm sure there's a very simple answer, buddy.
I'm sure it's obvious, but no one can know about this.
Blind analysis on all the tests, you know? Hey, don't worry.
It's doctor-patient confidentiality.
I swear.
I won't tell anyone.
And, we're friends, Peter.
Friends and partners, right? Good.
Good.
This is a nightmare, Michael.
Don't worry about it, buddy.
It's all gonna work out.
Alison.
This is a surprise.
Do you mind if I pop in for a second? Yeah.
Of course.
I just thought it was time the ladies of the house had a little powwow.
Don't you think that's a good idea? I hope you don't mind me saying this, but you seem a little looped.
Why, yes I am.
And why not? I am celebrating.
I am celebrating the bond between a man and his son, the joy of a family connecting again.
Look, I'm sorry.
I knew coming here was going to be tough on you, and me, too.
But I thought it was important for David.
We'll be leaving here in a couple of days.
I mean, I promise.
I really don't want to mess things up between you and Jake.
Oh, no-no-no.
Of course not.
Because that would be mean and you're nice, aren't you, Colleen? So! Uh when Jake came to visit you in your little town, did he tell you what a bitch I was? That I push him one way and then the other? "Go away, Jake.
Come back, Jake.
" Back and forth? No.
He said he loved you.
Oh.
But he was miserable, wasn't he? Come on.
You can tell me.
Sort of, but that was because you two were having problems.
No.
No.
I know why he was miserable.
You don't.
You don't know.
So, tell me this.
All those years ago, or now, did you really want Jake out of your life? Alison, please.
This really isn't helpful.
Tell me, Colleen.
I need to know.
It's just between us, I promise.
Well, no.
No, I didn't want to lose him.
But I know he really loves you, and you love him.
You're married, and I accept that, Alison.
I honestly do.
Don't accept anything at face value.
Things change.
Oh! And, um don't go running off to Hawaii.
Not just yet.
Gentlemen, thank you.
That was great.
Hey, thank you very much, Kyle.
I'll let you know by tomorrow, okay? Hey, that sounds great.
What, are you gonna tell me that you didn't like these guys either? Well, I don't know.
They just didn't do it for me.
They didn't do it for you.
Look, Amanda, you are aware that that guy that was playing the piano that was Joe Sample, all right? He's well known.
He's respected throughout the whole jazz community.
I gave my opinion.
I'm entitled, aren't I? You know, I'm the music fan here, all right? It was my dream to have this jazz club in the first place.
And I'm the one who put up the money.
Don't hold that up.
Don't you ever hold that over me.
I'm sorry.
We'll go with whoever you want.
Look forget it.
I didn't mean to lose my temper.
Don't worry about it.
No this is about something else.
When we were in the Dominican Republic, I felt like we really connected, all right? Then, because some old girlfriend of mine shows up that I am finished with, absolutely, I guarantee you that, you shut down on me.
You know, maybe this doesn't have anything to do with Jennifer.
Maybe I'm just not ready to give up my vow of celibacy.
I don't think that's it, but I do know what your problem is.
Oh, you do? Yeah.
You're a control freak.
No, you are, think of it.
No, you try to control everything.
You want to control the musicians, you know, your emotions.
You definitely try to control this relationship.
I mean, that's why we haven't really kissed.
I mean, that's why we haven't really made love, because you're afraid you're gonna lose control.
Oh, is that right? Yeah.
You know it is.
Prove it.
See? Didn't lose control at all.
But you said that you found something.
What is it? Yeah.
It's your E.
E.
G.
The neurologist read it, and it Well, it seems you have a pretty rare problem, Peter temporal lobe epilepsy.
And when you add the attacks on Taylor and the other acting out, well, the diagnosis is rage epilepsy.
Rage epilepsy? Yeah.
Are you sure? Oh, yeah.
I'm sure.
The neurologist found it, and it seems to fit what's been happening The lack of memory, the bursts of violence.
I mean, it took a while to show itself, but I've read about this.
There's uh there's medication for this.
Oh, yeah, yeah, and I'll give you a prescription for it.
It'll help.
But the uh Well, the most important thing is, you gotta take it easy.
You know, enough stress and that could trigger another attack.
You know, you've been working pretty hard, buddy.
Maybe you should think about letting go of some of your obligations.
Yeah, yeah, I'll give that some thought.
I'm going home, so hold my calls.
All right.
File that in the uh confidential area there.
What's going on? Oh, nothing, babe.
But I'll tell you this, you married one damn smart doctor.
You know, Michael, that little argument that we had, um the other day where you mentioned trust? Sure, yeah.
Well, I just want to let you know that I do trust you, that trust is something that Especially with our history Is more important than the air we breathe.
Okay.
That's pretty intense talk there.
Is there something on your mind? You know, Michael, it's just gotten a little ridiculous that we live together, we're married, and I hardly ever see you before midnight anymore.
I mean, what do you want me to do? So, um we're on for dinner tonight, for sure? Sure.
You're not on call? Absolutely, absolutely.
Mm.
Babe, all right, I forgot.
I may be held up a little while on rounds.
I mean, I'm talking just an hour or two, because I have a special patient.
But as soon as I can get out of there, I'm gonna get home, I'm gonna take you someplace romantic, and I am gonna make this all up to you, I promise.
Okay? Mm.
Good to see you again.
Thanks for coming.
Thanks.
Evening.
Hey, how are you doing? Hey.
Hey! Hey, how are you doing, man? Congratulations, man.
Two bloody marys.
Uh-uh.
There you go, two martinis, extra dry, with olives.
Thank you very much.
So you are Michael's sister? That's wild.
I guess.
But even a guy like him has to have relatives.
So you just came out for a visit and decided to give it a try? Yeah, but it's not just for family reasons.
Kyle and I were seeing each other in Boston.
Did you hear that? Are you okay? I'm sorry, I just can't get what's going to happen to my dad tonight off my mind.
Well, you'd better try, because you did the right thing, okay? So there's nothing more you can do.
Come on, let's go listen to the music.
So, I've got to ask, what do you think? You know, a pro's point of view? Sir? Thank you.
Yeah, well, I'm almost out of the bar business, but, man, I think you've got a winner here.
This is cool.
Thanks.
You know, is Alison gonna make it? No.
She wanted to, but I guess she came down with something.
She's feeling pretty lousy.
Sorry to hear that.
Hey.
Excuse me.
Yep.
Go ahead.
Well, fashionably late, I see.
You look beautiful.
Well, I would've been later, but I was looking forward to seeing you.
Oh, well, that's good.
It means the kiss did its magic.
Ha, no comment.
But how about you get me a vodka martini and see what that does? Done.
I've got to admit, the music sounds better than it did yesterday.
Oh? Must be the change in atmosphere.
Wait, wait.
Wait a minute.
What the hell is she doing here? You didn't clear this with me.
Clear it with Look, it's not a big deal.
I mean, I needed a bartender.
No, the big deal is that just when I let down my guard with you, Jennifer is right there in my face.
Oh, com You know what? You want to cut the crap? All right, I needed a bartender.
It's nothing.
No.
No, it's sick.
It's like you can't stop yourself from advertising who you slept with.
I'll tell you right now, it'll never be with me.
Would you stop it? You're starting to sound a lot like Taylor.
Oh, well, I guess she had good reason to sound like this, didn't she? Enjoy the evening.
Well, looks like Jim Reilly's a no-show.
That's not just bad news for us, that's real bad news for his daughter.
We've got a suspect in the alley back there, just walked in.
Close it up and get him.
There he is.
Let's go! It's not Jim Reilly.
Who are you? What are you doing here? I'm Fred.
Some guy told me to come here to meet him here about a job or something.
What guy? Where? I don't know, just some guy this morning.
This has got to be some kind of a set up.
This is exactly where the daughter said he'd be.
What do you mean, set up? What do you think I mean? Damn daughter said he'd be here and he's not! Yeah, but if she went to all the trouble to rat him out, why would she tip him off? I don't know.
We'll have to ask Samantha Reilly that when we pick her up.
Nice club, Amanda.
Thank you.
Now go away.
You know it's a good idea for you to diversify, I think.
You're really losing the old Amanda touch, it seems to me.
I mean, there I am in your company, criticizing your every move and you can't get rid of me.
The old Amanda would've done something about it, but you can't, can you? Oh, that's right, you don't have Craig on your leash anymore.
To make matters worse, he's on my side.
You are an idiot, aren't you? You think that because you jump in the sack with Craig, you're suddenly the all-powerful Oz? You're a substitute, and a pretty pathetic one at that.
Let me tell you, anytime I want that little weasel I can have him.
You know, it is really sad to see the old lioness losing her teeth, sitting here getting sloshed, living in her dream world.
Watch and learn, little one.
The concept is Excuse me, sir.
We have some business to do.
Excuse me.
No problem.
Amanda, this is unexpected.
But not unappreciated, is it? Well, no, but Admit it, you've had all kinds of fantasies, haven't you? I'd pick Sydney over you any day.
Mmm.
You know what? I'm starting to think you really are evil.