Teen Titans Go! (2013) s05e33 Episode Script

1 [animal sounds.]
Go! [title music.]
T-E-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S Teen Titans let's go [scratching.]
T-TEEN, T-TEE-TEEN Teen Titans, go! [music.]
[rattling.]
[dings.]
[retching.]
[crackling.]
Titans, get ready to lose your minds, because I've got something planned that will change our very lives.
- Can'ts it wait? - Yes.
We were going to watch the new television program.
It's called Toilet Cop.
It's about a cop who dies in a line of duty.
But scientists save him by putting his brain in a toilet.
[flushing.]
[heroic music.]
[beeping.]
We will be engaging in no such lowbrow shenanigans this evening.
Behold.
[all.]
Opera tickets? But it's been sold out for months! How did you get these? From the creepy guy in the basement.
[vocalizing in falsetto.]
Sing for your tickets, Robin.
Sing for them.
I can't believe we're going to the opera! All those good sopranos and tenors, not to mention those sweet, sweet baritones.
Truly, opera is the form of musical theater which can only be appreciated by the cultural elite.
We's finally gonna be peoples of sophistications, yo! That's right, Titans.
Going to the opera will show the world that we appreciate the arts.
Now, are you ready to experience all the excitement that Western classical music has to offer? [all cheer.]
Oh, yes! Upper crust, here we come.
- [string instruments tuning.]
- [audience murmuring.]
Oh, yeah! Checks out all my cultures, yo! These brows can't get much higher! Shh.
It's starting.
It's starting! [operatic music begins.]
[Titans chanting.]
Opera! Opera! Opera! Op - [woman singing aria.]
- [all snoring.]
[somber piano music.]
[singing operatically.]
Meow - [stomach grumbling.]
- Meow [vocalizing.]
Me-e-e-e-e-ow Meow Meow [stomach grumbles.]
[vocalizing.]
Me-e-e-e-ow [engine ignites.]
- Meow - Meow - Meow - Meow - [yowls.]
Meow - Meow Meow, meow, meow Meow Meow, meow, meow Meow Meow - Meow - Meow - Meow - Meow Me [yowls.]
Meow [both yowling.]
- Meow! - Meow - Meow - Meow - Meow - Meow Meow - Meow.
- Meow.
- [woman continues singing aria.]
- [snoring.]
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
[snoring.]
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
[snoring.]
["Ride of the Valkyries" playing.]
[all laugh.]
[growls.]
[brakes screech.]
[neighing.]
[snorting.]
[whinnying.]
[all laughing, neighing.]
Mmm.
This is good tea.
[laughs.]
[woman continues singing aria.]
[snorting.]
["Flower Duet" playing.]
[lip-synching along to opera.]
[lip-synching along to opera.]
[funky music.]
[electronic music.]
- [snoring.]
- [woman continues singing aria.]
[operatic music.]
[yawns.]
[growling.]
- [orchestral music.]
- [Robin giggling.]
Batman.
[Robin laughing.]
[all scream.]
[glass shattered.]
[all screaming.]
[thud.]
Well, Titans, we failed to appreciate the arts.
I suppose we are not meant for the crust that is up.
- [Cyborg.]
Yeah, we are not.
- [Beast Boy.]
Yeah, we ain't that smart.
Anyone wanna watch Toilet Cop? - [all excited.]
All right.
- I love Toilet Cop.
[groans, crying.]
- [burglar laughs.]
- [woman screams.]
[grunts.]
[flushing.]
[muffled gurgling.]
[groaning.]
- [all cheering, laughing.]
- All right! Toilet Cop!