Regular Show (2010) s05e36 Episode Script
Paint Job
All right, dude.
You ready? I was born ready.
Now stop talking and hit me.
With precision.
Dude, that was like really close this time.
Yeah, I think I'm getting the hang of the tension, and Oh, hey, Benson.
Did you put pizza all over the house?? Don't deny it! I saw you! I saw you put pizza all over this house! And you! You're just as guilty.
Don't think I didn't see you do the whole thing! Guess what? You what? You're clean it, too! Don't worry! You make me so angry!!! Is that what you want? This is a pressure washer.
Do you know how to use it? You better! Otherwise, I'm gonna fire you! You're cleaning every last inch of this house or you're fired! Do I make myself clear?! All right, let's get this over with.
Come on, I want to use the wand.
No way, dude.
It's a power washer.
You need to have power to control it.
You're too small for this thing.
Come on, I got a low center of gravity, Nothing can knock me over! All right, dude.
Give me some juice, but start slow.
Ok, this is good.
Are you sure you don't want it higher? There are all these other numbers on here.
Nope.
I can't take this! I'm turning it up! No, don't do it! I can help! Dude, no!! I'm handling it! So, I can pick up my car tomorrow? That's great! Mordecai, help! Dude, I'm trying! Dude, who turned it off? Oh, no.
Sorry Benson, we know.
Yeah, we'll repaint some of the messed-up parts.
That's not good enough! You have to repaint the whole thing or the paint won't match.
What?! But the whole thing's like the size of a house! Yeah, that's the idea.
You have till the end of the weekend.
Geez, typical Benson, right, dude? Whatever.
Let's just get started.
You know, I was right there with you until the whole get started part.
We got all weekend.
Let's play some video games.
You know, bro out.
No.
Have some bro time.
Rigby.
Get in the bro-zone.
Just stop it, ok? All right, what gives? I got plans with CJ tomorrow, and now I have to ditch her because you never listen to me.
I don't have time for this kind of junk anymore, ok? Come on, dude.
I bet we can finish it all today.
Then you can still see CJ tomorrow.
I mean, we paint stuff all the time, right? I don't know We get some tunes, some sodas, and bro it out like couple bros.
All right, dude.
Classic bro time, let's do it.
We're not gonna finish this today.
You totally tricked me with your bro talk.
Relax, you'll still be able to hang out with CJ.
How will I do that if I'm stuck here painting walls all day? This wouldn't have happened if you just listened to me in the first place.
Ok.
I can see how this is kind of my fault.
"Kind of"? Ok, ok, more than kind of.
Look, you go hang out with CJ.
I'll finish this up.
Yeah, right.
The whole thing? It's ok, I got this.
Really? Yeah, no problem.
Really? Yeah, you go.
Bros helping bros.
Well, thanks.
I'll see you when it's done.
All right.
Solo bro.
Uno bro.
Bro number one.
Bro number two is with his lady.
And that's cool with bro number one.
Bro-dy, bro, bro, bro, one bro.
Time for a bro break.
I hope you saved room for dessert.
We always save room for doughnuts! We'll return to " Carter and Briggs meet RGB2" after these messages.
Stealth.
What is it that you need? Stealth.
Paint your house for free.
Stealth.
This week only, be a part of our new experimental test phase, and we'll paint your house for free! Call now! Stealth.
A subsidiary of the U.
S.
Government.
What the Afternoon, citizen.
Who are you? I'm a stealthco agent from Stealthco Corporation.
Wait, I was just calling a "stealthco" about getting my house painted.
I know.
Just need you to sign the contract.
Ok.
Dude, this is like a million pages long.
Just sign here to get started.
And here.
Uh, initial here for us to paint the inside.
And it's still free, right? Nice! Fingerprint here.
Retinal scan.
Aaaaaand Blood sample.
Excellent, you are a true patriot.
We'll be done on a few hours.
Go ahead.
Go relax.
And please accept this complimentary fleece pullover courtesy of stealth co.
I don't know.
It's just one of those things like 'whoa'.
You know.
Yeah, I totally know.
Hey, Mordecai.
Shouldn't you be painting the house? Should I? Your most relaxing drink, please.
I'm on it.
Yes, you should.
Quit messing around and go finish the job.
You can call off your dogs, Mordecai.
I'm done.
Because I listen to you.
See? You had nothing to worry about.
Yeah, alright.
Cool.
Thanks, Rigby.
No problem, bro.
Eileen? This is just hot water.
It's good for your digestion.
So what do you wanna do for the rest of the weekend? I don't know.
Maybe check out that loaded potato place.
What? It's a baked potato filled with stuff.
No.
Look.
Rigby, where's the house? I don't know.
It's supposed to be right What happened? Okay, this is weired.
What did you do? I.
.
You know.
I just hired some professionals.
Rigby! What? What kind of guys did you hire? Professional guys! They seemed legit! I even signed this contract.
Rigby.
This says stealth co.
They made our house stealth! What does stealth mean? I can't believe you didn't even read the contract.
They gave me the gist of it! Look, the stealth co guy is right there.
We'll just tell him to fix it.
Hey, dude.
This isn't What we want.
.
What the Where is he? Over here.
Is that a piece of cardboard? Good eyes, citizen.
Yes, these are satisfying results.
As per our agreement, your house is no longer detectable by radar.
Yeah, or our eyes.
Look.
This was a misunderstanding.
We don't want this! Well, that's perfect.
The test phase is over, and in order to protect our formula, we will be destroying the product.
As per our agreement, you will be reimbursed 500 dollars, minus jet-refueling fees, Which adds up to Jet-refueling fees? Wait.
When are you removing the paint? Let's wrap it up boys! Roger that.
The jet will be here momentarily to destroy the house.
What?! But, but, How are you gonna blow up an invisible house, man? With this tracking device.
Granny shot! I would retreat to a safe distance if I were you.
Smoke bomb bomb bomb Dude, we got to get the tracking device.
Way ahead of you.
Rigby, stop! We just have to get inside and get up there! No, I got it! Rigby! I got it! Dude, just do what i'm saying.
No! I can do it myself! I can be a solo bro.
What are you talking about? We were supposed to do this together! Like we always do! Then why'd you say that I could leave? Cause you got your whole CJ thing.
And I wanted to help.
It just kind of feels like we don't hang out like we used to.
Look.
Sometimes I'm gonna be doing other things.
But you are my best friend! I'm not ditching you, dude.
We're gonna die!!!! We gotta get inside the house! Dude.
It's the stairs.
It's the end of the hall! That means the attic's right above us.
Where's the cord! Got it.
Who was that? I don't know, Rigby.
Maybe it's the broken attic ladder you said you'd fix last week.
Quit livin' in the past, man! Approaching target.
C'mon.
I'll boost you up.
I don't know my way around the attic.
What, are you gonna boost me up there? Just listen to me and I'll guide you.
Fine.
Now what? The window's that way.
Watch out for the mirror! Left! Right! Turntable! Bird cage! Low-hanging beam! Mousetrap! Cobwebs! Close your mouth! Exposed wire! The window is in front of you.
These buttered popcorn is good! Hey! Get down from there! It's not safe! Target in sight.
Rigby, throw it! Where? As far as you can, dude! We did it! Bros! How much do you think I can get from this? And how about this sweet pullover I found in the trash? Get rid of it! Get rid of it! Missile tracking device.
No, not back to us! No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no! C'mon! Open! Why did I get extra butter? C'mon!!!! Darn it! Lock and load.
Oh, man.
Your car.
Car? What car? I don't see any car.
Maybe it's invisible! Kind of like the checks I'll be paying you with for the next 6 months! And what happened to the house? Yeah.
About that
You ready? I was born ready.
Now stop talking and hit me.
With precision.
Dude, that was like really close this time.
Yeah, I think I'm getting the hang of the tension, and Oh, hey, Benson.
Did you put pizza all over the house?? Don't deny it! I saw you! I saw you put pizza all over this house! And you! You're just as guilty.
Don't think I didn't see you do the whole thing! Guess what? You what? You're clean it, too! Don't worry! You make me so angry!!! Is that what you want? This is a pressure washer.
Do you know how to use it? You better! Otherwise, I'm gonna fire you! You're cleaning every last inch of this house or you're fired! Do I make myself clear?! All right, let's get this over with.
Come on, I want to use the wand.
No way, dude.
It's a power washer.
You need to have power to control it.
You're too small for this thing.
Come on, I got a low center of gravity, Nothing can knock me over! All right, dude.
Give me some juice, but start slow.
Ok, this is good.
Are you sure you don't want it higher? There are all these other numbers on here.
Nope.
I can't take this! I'm turning it up! No, don't do it! I can help! Dude, no!! I'm handling it! So, I can pick up my car tomorrow? That's great! Mordecai, help! Dude, I'm trying! Dude, who turned it off? Oh, no.
Sorry Benson, we know.
Yeah, we'll repaint some of the messed-up parts.
That's not good enough! You have to repaint the whole thing or the paint won't match.
What?! But the whole thing's like the size of a house! Yeah, that's the idea.
You have till the end of the weekend.
Geez, typical Benson, right, dude? Whatever.
Let's just get started.
You know, I was right there with you until the whole get started part.
We got all weekend.
Let's play some video games.
You know, bro out.
No.
Have some bro time.
Rigby.
Get in the bro-zone.
Just stop it, ok? All right, what gives? I got plans with CJ tomorrow, and now I have to ditch her because you never listen to me.
I don't have time for this kind of junk anymore, ok? Come on, dude.
I bet we can finish it all today.
Then you can still see CJ tomorrow.
I mean, we paint stuff all the time, right? I don't know We get some tunes, some sodas, and bro it out like couple bros.
All right, dude.
Classic bro time, let's do it.
We're not gonna finish this today.
You totally tricked me with your bro talk.
Relax, you'll still be able to hang out with CJ.
How will I do that if I'm stuck here painting walls all day? This wouldn't have happened if you just listened to me in the first place.
Ok.
I can see how this is kind of my fault.
"Kind of"? Ok, ok, more than kind of.
Look, you go hang out with CJ.
I'll finish this up.
Yeah, right.
The whole thing? It's ok, I got this.
Really? Yeah, no problem.
Really? Yeah, you go.
Bros helping bros.
Well, thanks.
I'll see you when it's done.
All right.
Solo bro.
Uno bro.
Bro number one.
Bro number two is with his lady.
And that's cool with bro number one.
Bro-dy, bro, bro, bro, one bro.
Time for a bro break.
I hope you saved room for dessert.
We always save room for doughnuts! We'll return to " Carter and Briggs meet RGB2" after these messages.
Stealth.
What is it that you need? Stealth.
Paint your house for free.
Stealth.
This week only, be a part of our new experimental test phase, and we'll paint your house for free! Call now! Stealth.
A subsidiary of the U.
S.
Government.
What the Afternoon, citizen.
Who are you? I'm a stealthco agent from Stealthco Corporation.
Wait, I was just calling a "stealthco" about getting my house painted.
I know.
Just need you to sign the contract.
Ok.
Dude, this is like a million pages long.
Just sign here to get started.
And here.
Uh, initial here for us to paint the inside.
And it's still free, right? Nice! Fingerprint here.
Retinal scan.
Aaaaaand Blood sample.
Excellent, you are a true patriot.
We'll be done on a few hours.
Go ahead.
Go relax.
And please accept this complimentary fleece pullover courtesy of stealth co.
I don't know.
It's just one of those things like 'whoa'.
You know.
Yeah, I totally know.
Hey, Mordecai.
Shouldn't you be painting the house? Should I? Your most relaxing drink, please.
I'm on it.
Yes, you should.
Quit messing around and go finish the job.
You can call off your dogs, Mordecai.
I'm done.
Because I listen to you.
See? You had nothing to worry about.
Yeah, alright.
Cool.
Thanks, Rigby.
No problem, bro.
Eileen? This is just hot water.
It's good for your digestion.
So what do you wanna do for the rest of the weekend? I don't know.
Maybe check out that loaded potato place.
What? It's a baked potato filled with stuff.
No.
Look.
Rigby, where's the house? I don't know.
It's supposed to be right What happened? Okay, this is weired.
What did you do? I.
.
You know.
I just hired some professionals.
Rigby! What? What kind of guys did you hire? Professional guys! They seemed legit! I even signed this contract.
Rigby.
This says stealth co.
They made our house stealth! What does stealth mean? I can't believe you didn't even read the contract.
They gave me the gist of it! Look, the stealth co guy is right there.
We'll just tell him to fix it.
Hey, dude.
This isn't What we want.
.
What the Where is he? Over here.
Is that a piece of cardboard? Good eyes, citizen.
Yes, these are satisfying results.
As per our agreement, your house is no longer detectable by radar.
Yeah, or our eyes.
Look.
This was a misunderstanding.
We don't want this! Well, that's perfect.
The test phase is over, and in order to protect our formula, we will be destroying the product.
As per our agreement, you will be reimbursed 500 dollars, minus jet-refueling fees, Which adds up to Jet-refueling fees? Wait.
When are you removing the paint? Let's wrap it up boys! Roger that.
The jet will be here momentarily to destroy the house.
What?! But, but, How are you gonna blow up an invisible house, man? With this tracking device.
Granny shot! I would retreat to a safe distance if I were you.
Smoke bomb bomb bomb Dude, we got to get the tracking device.
Way ahead of you.
Rigby, stop! We just have to get inside and get up there! No, I got it! Rigby! I got it! Dude, just do what i'm saying.
No! I can do it myself! I can be a solo bro.
What are you talking about? We were supposed to do this together! Like we always do! Then why'd you say that I could leave? Cause you got your whole CJ thing.
And I wanted to help.
It just kind of feels like we don't hang out like we used to.
Look.
Sometimes I'm gonna be doing other things.
But you are my best friend! I'm not ditching you, dude.
We're gonna die!!!! We gotta get inside the house! Dude.
It's the stairs.
It's the end of the hall! That means the attic's right above us.
Where's the cord! Got it.
Who was that? I don't know, Rigby.
Maybe it's the broken attic ladder you said you'd fix last week.
Quit livin' in the past, man! Approaching target.
C'mon.
I'll boost you up.
I don't know my way around the attic.
What, are you gonna boost me up there? Just listen to me and I'll guide you.
Fine.
Now what? The window's that way.
Watch out for the mirror! Left! Right! Turntable! Bird cage! Low-hanging beam! Mousetrap! Cobwebs! Close your mouth! Exposed wire! The window is in front of you.
These buttered popcorn is good! Hey! Get down from there! It's not safe! Target in sight.
Rigby, throw it! Where? As far as you can, dude! We did it! Bros! How much do you think I can get from this? And how about this sweet pullover I found in the trash? Get rid of it! Get rid of it! Missile tracking device.
No, not back to us! No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no! C'mon! Open! Why did I get extra butter? C'mon!!!! Darn it! Lock and load.
Oh, man.
Your car.
Car? What car? I don't see any car.
Maybe it's invisible! Kind of like the checks I'll be paying you with for the next 6 months! And what happened to the house? Yeah.
About that