Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s05e37 Episode Script
The Box Prince
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time Aw, yes! The storm has passed! Jake! Hoo! Hoo.
Jake.
Nachos.
Nachos.
I love nachos.
I love nachos even more while looking out the window.
Hmm.
Does that box have a face on it? A face gotta make sure.
There's a box outside with a face on it! It might be a box man.
He's all soggy and dirty.
Want to check it out? Naw.
'Chos! I'm gonna check it out.
- Yeah, whatever.
Hmm.
Where'd your face go? Whoa! Okay.
Shh.
Are you lost, little cardboard dude? Jake! There seems to be a lost cat bumping around in a box! Yeah, that's great.
Get it out of here! Getting no help from him, I guess.
Do you know where your home is? Okay.
I'll follow you.
Whoa.
Is this your kingdom? It's wonderful! That must be your prince.
Huh? Huh? A prince wouldn't steal from his subjects.
Aww! Switched? Of course! You must be the real prince, and that thief took your place! Is that right, little prince? Don't worry, your majesty.
I'll help you reclaim your kingdom.
Why do you hate cats, Jake? Move your face.
You're messing up the game.
Anyway, I don't want to talk about it.
It's personal.
Cats know what they did.
Aah! Aah! Is Jake okay? No! I'm pretty dang far from okay! There's a little shard of tortilla chip caught between my teeth.
First, we have to expose the traitor's deception.
Hmm.
Aha.
That's a counterfeit crown, hewn from the liar's own boxflesh.
Hmm.
It looks like your crown was torn off by some ah! Your crown was lost, you say? During the storm? The same storm that sent you hurtling through the woods? Until you were delivered unto my doorstep? Right.
So it's definitely in the woods somewhere.
All we have to do is find your crown to prove to the people that you're the real prince.
Mm.
Um I'm gonna wait over by the gates, your highness.
Mm-nah, mm-nah, mm-nah.
Get big and the chip will fall out of your teeth.
Ha! You think I can stretch out of everything? You're so naive.
To live life, you need problems.
That's stupid! If you get everything you want the minute you want it, what's the point of living? Come on, dude.
It's time for your vitamins.
Okay.
So let's retrace your steps.
Do you remember which path you took? Prince? Whoa! You found it already! Good work, team! Ow! Quit that! Come on.
You're a prince.
Come, your majesty.
It's time.
People of the Box Kingdom! I have found your true prince! J'accuse! What? They they don't believe us.
Mm.
The rain lumped up your complexion all hobo-like.
They're not looking past the surface grunk.
Hmm? Oh, no.
He's challenging you to a joust! We better find you a lance.
Did it come out? You've forgotten the most important part, my impatient little friend a thorough rinsing.
Well? Bleh.
Nothing.
I need, like, a toothpick or something.
I told you to buy floss.
Floss is for losers.
Oh, one of these will do nicely.
You put cards in your mouth? Just the edge, kid.
And then I work it like a pro.
Now to find the card that best suits my devil-may-care personality.
Trial by combat shall prove which prince is true! This town's gone nuts! Hey, Beemo! Ta-da! You did it, Jake! Congratulations! How did you get that piece of tortilla chip out of your teeth? Oh, I didn't.
It's still there.
It'll be like a constant reminder of what life's all about.
This is unsatisfying.
Zip it! Hyah! Bad! Bad princes! Which is which? Aww! This is the one! This is your prince! Um or maybe this is the one! Hmm.
Is this is this even a kingdom? Aww! Aww.
Hey, hey! Oh, you guys! Aww, cut it out! Aww! Oh! Ah! Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree - This party is so crazy!
Jake.
Nachos.
Nachos.
I love nachos.
I love nachos even more while looking out the window.
Hmm.
Does that box have a face on it? A face gotta make sure.
There's a box outside with a face on it! It might be a box man.
He's all soggy and dirty.
Want to check it out? Naw.
'Chos! I'm gonna check it out.
- Yeah, whatever.
Hmm.
Where'd your face go? Whoa! Okay.
Shh.
Are you lost, little cardboard dude? Jake! There seems to be a lost cat bumping around in a box! Yeah, that's great.
Get it out of here! Getting no help from him, I guess.
Do you know where your home is? Okay.
I'll follow you.
Whoa.
Is this your kingdom? It's wonderful! That must be your prince.
Huh? Huh? A prince wouldn't steal from his subjects.
Aww! Switched? Of course! You must be the real prince, and that thief took your place! Is that right, little prince? Don't worry, your majesty.
I'll help you reclaim your kingdom.
Why do you hate cats, Jake? Move your face.
You're messing up the game.
Anyway, I don't want to talk about it.
It's personal.
Cats know what they did.
Aah! Aah! Is Jake okay? No! I'm pretty dang far from okay! There's a little shard of tortilla chip caught between my teeth.
First, we have to expose the traitor's deception.
Hmm.
Aha.
That's a counterfeit crown, hewn from the liar's own boxflesh.
Hmm.
It looks like your crown was torn off by some ah! Your crown was lost, you say? During the storm? The same storm that sent you hurtling through the woods? Until you were delivered unto my doorstep? Right.
So it's definitely in the woods somewhere.
All we have to do is find your crown to prove to the people that you're the real prince.
Mm.
Um I'm gonna wait over by the gates, your highness.
Mm-nah, mm-nah, mm-nah.
Get big and the chip will fall out of your teeth.
Ha! You think I can stretch out of everything? You're so naive.
To live life, you need problems.
That's stupid! If you get everything you want the minute you want it, what's the point of living? Come on, dude.
It's time for your vitamins.
Okay.
So let's retrace your steps.
Do you remember which path you took? Prince? Whoa! You found it already! Good work, team! Ow! Quit that! Come on.
You're a prince.
Come, your majesty.
It's time.
People of the Box Kingdom! I have found your true prince! J'accuse! What? They they don't believe us.
Mm.
The rain lumped up your complexion all hobo-like.
They're not looking past the surface grunk.
Hmm? Oh, no.
He's challenging you to a joust! We better find you a lance.
Did it come out? You've forgotten the most important part, my impatient little friend a thorough rinsing.
Well? Bleh.
Nothing.
I need, like, a toothpick or something.
I told you to buy floss.
Floss is for losers.
Oh, one of these will do nicely.
You put cards in your mouth? Just the edge, kid.
And then I work it like a pro.
Now to find the card that best suits my devil-may-care personality.
Trial by combat shall prove which prince is true! This town's gone nuts! Hey, Beemo! Ta-da! You did it, Jake! Congratulations! How did you get that piece of tortilla chip out of your teeth? Oh, I didn't.
It's still there.
It'll be like a constant reminder of what life's all about.
This is unsatisfying.
Zip it! Hyah! Bad! Bad princes! Which is which? Aww! This is the one! This is your prince! Um or maybe this is the one! Hmm.
Is this is this even a kingdom? Aww! Aww.
Hey, hey! Oh, you guys! Aww, cut it out! Aww! Oh! Ah! Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree - This party is so crazy!