Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s05e38 Episode Script
Red Starved
[Mouse squeaks.]
[Penguins wenk.]
[All cheering.]
[Screeches.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time [groaning.]
What's wrong with you, man? I ate all the candy in your backpack, and now I'm sick.
I didn't bring any candy.
Oh, no.
That explains why it didn't taste right.
Nothing tastes right today.
Like, I thought we were gonna get into some serious flavor with these sand people, but they're just standing around like garnish.
That's how I feel, like a dying parsley.
So, what's going on with the spoon? Marceline and the spoon.
Um nothing.
Wait, there she goes.
MARCELINE: Yo, wake up, sand dude.
I think they're dead.
A spoon.
- Yeah, yeah! The spoon of prosperity! It doesn't look like mu [belches.]
Oh, my gosh! I feel so much better Hungry, even.
Guys, let's go home.
We got to get this spoon to Princess Bubblegum first.
Let's rock! MARCELINE: What's PB want with that spoon, anyway? FINN: Beats me.
JAKE: Sometimes it's better not to know.
Yeah, I guess that's true with Bonnibel.
Hey, guys.
Look what I found? Is that quicksand? Yeah.
Ugh! [Laughs.]
[Groaning.]
[Chuckles.]
Quicksand is pretty fun.
[Chuckles.]
Quit messing around, Jake.
Okeydoke.
[Groans.]
Hmm.
Hey, is this whole place made out of sand? Sure looks that way.
Uh give me a pull, please.
[All grunting.]
[Laughs.]
Stop! You guys are tickling me! Let me try this other thing.
Flesh drill! I'm not sure that's a good idea.
Yaah! Rug burn! Ow! Ow! Aah! Whoo! It worked! Jake drill worked, you guys.
Whoa! Check it out.
My piggies are free.
You just demolished half the underground city.
Yeah, only half.
You also sealed our exit.
Our only exit.
Ugh! No regrets! I'm sorry.
This little piggy stayed home, and so should have I.
I know! I'll dig us out of here.
BOTH: No! - You'll bury us alive! - Undead! Finn to PB.
Come in, PB.
Oh, hi, Finn.
Princess, we're trapped in the underground city.
Yeah, yeah.
That sounds great.
Huh?! No, we need help! That's great! Grea grea great! [Sighs.]
I guess we lost the signal.
Any other bright ideas? Snacks! How are snacks gonna get us out of here? I want to eat snacks because I am hungry.
I'm hungry, too.
Bust the snacks, Finn.
Bust, bust, bust! Hey, where are my red erasers? They were in here.
Uh-oh.
I thought they were candy.
You ate all my red?! - Ooh.
I'm sorry! - Calm down, Marceline.
There's got to be some red stuff in these ruins.
I'll go explore.
You guys hang out here and save your energy.
Thanks, Finn.
Be cool.
So how hungry are you? [Hisses.]
Aah! I'm sorry! Please don't eat my blood! [Sighs.]
Jake, I don't want to hurt you, but you should know things get crazy when I'm hungry.
Like, how crazy? I'm gonna go into feral mode.
Oh, it's not gonna be pretty.
[Whimpers.]
I know.
Let's tie me up.
That way you won't be scared.
And that will keep you from draining my bloods? Not physically, no, but as a prop, I think it'll be good for both of us.
You know, psychologically.
[Gulps.]
Hurry, Finn.
Red, red, red.
I guess even a vampire queen's face would melt off if she tried to eat lava.
Get me a bucket of lava, Jake.
Yo, you know better than that.
Do it.
Don't go crazy, okay? I'm freaking hungry.
[Gulps, whimpers.]
Why did you leave me here, dude? [Munching.]
Okay.
Here we go.
Yeah, look at that! Something crazy red behind this door.
Hmm.
Why are y'all holding this door shut? You don't look like sand peeps, neither.
More like wise menzards.
Oh, well.
Got to feed the Marcy monster.
Scuse me! Uh! Sorry! Okay.
Uh hyah! Whoa! [Coughs, spits.]
Oh, dag.
Cool.
What the heck happened here? Whoop.
Ew.
Oops.
Y'alls got turned into sand people.
Don't go in the light.
Go like this, around it.
Next time, you guys.
Hmm.
Whatever's down there has got to have red blasting out of every hole.
Hey, you're not still alive, right? Okay.
I was just making sure.
Bet that guy was a creep.
This hole is deep.
Oh, my glob.
Oh, my glob.
Where are you, man? Marcy's wigging out.
- Jake.
- What? I can smell your insides, Jake.
[Chuckles.]
They smell [sniffs.]
red! Aah! Yeah, let me see in there.
Aah! Oh, yeah.
Aah! Maybe I should go back.
Well, I've already gone this far.
Shebang.
That ought to be enough red to un oops.
Paris? Is that you? You mean the guy with the big thing on his head? Yes! Have you returned to complete the plan? Nah.
Paris is, like, super-dead.
What? No! How long? Dude, like, a really long time.
Like 500 years.
I must have zoned out.
What the heck were you two doing? Once we turned the city to sand, we were gonna reanimate their bodies and conquer my homeland at the center of the planet.
Mm.
That's dumb.
Time to go back home a true loser.
Can I have this big old ruby then? That's an emerald.
Clearly it's a big old ruby.
I don't know what to tell you, man.
- I would like the ruby.
- It's yours, buddy.
Hmph! Huh! Ah, I'm outies.
Peace.
[Grunting.]
[Farts.]
Whoops.
JAKE: Okay.
All done now.
Nice and snug, right? - [Weakly.]
Jake.
- What? I won't be able to to control myself much longer.
I can feel the feeding frenzy coming on.
I just want to let you know I'm sorry.
[Laughs.]
You're sick! Yeah.
[Laughs.]
Come on, Jake.
Think.
[Groans.]
It's no good! I need brain food.
Oh, dang.
I ate everything.
Ohh! I'm so hungry! Baby's gonna starve to death! Unless What? [Laughs.]
Mmm.
[Grunting.]
[Panting.]
What are you doing? I'm cooking up a crazy vampire.
That should heat up nice.
Sand will keep the meat moist.
You're gonna eat me? You's gonna eat me! Yes, I am.
[Laughs.]
[Blowing.]
Cook, baby, cook! FINN: [Grunting.]
Finn! The trick is rolling it.
Phew! Check out this ruby I got.
That's an emerald, dude.
You too now?! Emeralds are green, boy.
This thing is green.
Why is everybody messing with me? It's like a dark-grayish-red, mostly gray.
Sometimes red things are gray! You're a little color-blind.
And there's nothing to be ashamed of.
Oh.
Whoops.
I'm sorry you had to push that thing so far.
Uh, what's going on with Marcy? She was trying to eat my insides, so I'm cooking her.
I know that sounds crazy, but I had no choice.
I'm operating on my lowest survival brain function right now.
What? Aah! - Chill, man! - No, we got to book! Go! - MARC Y: Go where, Jake? [Laughs.]
I got to suck out your insides first, right? Ah, nay-nay, bro! Time to eat.
[Rumbling.]
Huh? What the FINN: Bubblegum? Hey, guys.
I saw my seismograph had gone off the charts, so I figured you might be in trouble, right? Yeah, but watch out for Marceline.
She's gone rabid.
What? Marceline's gonna rap for me? Aah! [Both gasp.]
[Sighs.]
Woof.
Thanks, Bonnie.
That's enough low-grade red to get me home, at least.
Come on, guys.
Let's go.
Are you all right, PB? Did you get the spoon of prosperity? Yeah.
Here you go.
ALL: Whoa! Peeps will never starve in my eternal empire.
Sand worm, up! Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree FINN: This party is so crazy!
[Penguins wenk.]
[All cheering.]
[Screeches.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time [groaning.]
What's wrong with you, man? I ate all the candy in your backpack, and now I'm sick.
I didn't bring any candy.
Oh, no.
That explains why it didn't taste right.
Nothing tastes right today.
Like, I thought we were gonna get into some serious flavor with these sand people, but they're just standing around like garnish.
That's how I feel, like a dying parsley.
So, what's going on with the spoon? Marceline and the spoon.
Um nothing.
Wait, there she goes.
MARCELINE: Yo, wake up, sand dude.
I think they're dead.
A spoon.
- Yeah, yeah! The spoon of prosperity! It doesn't look like mu [belches.]
Oh, my gosh! I feel so much better Hungry, even.
Guys, let's go home.
We got to get this spoon to Princess Bubblegum first.
Let's rock! MARCELINE: What's PB want with that spoon, anyway? FINN: Beats me.
JAKE: Sometimes it's better not to know.
Yeah, I guess that's true with Bonnibel.
Hey, guys.
Look what I found? Is that quicksand? Yeah.
Ugh! [Laughs.]
[Groaning.]
[Chuckles.]
Quicksand is pretty fun.
[Chuckles.]
Quit messing around, Jake.
Okeydoke.
[Groans.]
Hmm.
Hey, is this whole place made out of sand? Sure looks that way.
Uh give me a pull, please.
[All grunting.]
[Laughs.]
Stop! You guys are tickling me! Let me try this other thing.
Flesh drill! I'm not sure that's a good idea.
Yaah! Rug burn! Ow! Ow! Aah! Whoo! It worked! Jake drill worked, you guys.
Whoa! Check it out.
My piggies are free.
You just demolished half the underground city.
Yeah, only half.
You also sealed our exit.
Our only exit.
Ugh! No regrets! I'm sorry.
This little piggy stayed home, and so should have I.
I know! I'll dig us out of here.
BOTH: No! - You'll bury us alive! - Undead! Finn to PB.
Come in, PB.
Oh, hi, Finn.
Princess, we're trapped in the underground city.
Yeah, yeah.
That sounds great.
Huh?! No, we need help! That's great! Grea grea great! [Sighs.]
I guess we lost the signal.
Any other bright ideas? Snacks! How are snacks gonna get us out of here? I want to eat snacks because I am hungry.
I'm hungry, too.
Bust the snacks, Finn.
Bust, bust, bust! Hey, where are my red erasers? They were in here.
Uh-oh.
I thought they were candy.
You ate all my red?! - Ooh.
I'm sorry! - Calm down, Marceline.
There's got to be some red stuff in these ruins.
I'll go explore.
You guys hang out here and save your energy.
Thanks, Finn.
Be cool.
So how hungry are you? [Hisses.]
Aah! I'm sorry! Please don't eat my blood! [Sighs.]
Jake, I don't want to hurt you, but you should know things get crazy when I'm hungry.
Like, how crazy? I'm gonna go into feral mode.
Oh, it's not gonna be pretty.
[Whimpers.]
I know.
Let's tie me up.
That way you won't be scared.
And that will keep you from draining my bloods? Not physically, no, but as a prop, I think it'll be good for both of us.
You know, psychologically.
[Gulps.]
Hurry, Finn.
Red, red, red.
I guess even a vampire queen's face would melt off if she tried to eat lava.
Get me a bucket of lava, Jake.
Yo, you know better than that.
Do it.
Don't go crazy, okay? I'm freaking hungry.
[Gulps, whimpers.]
Why did you leave me here, dude? [Munching.]
Okay.
Here we go.
Yeah, look at that! Something crazy red behind this door.
Hmm.
Why are y'all holding this door shut? You don't look like sand peeps, neither.
More like wise menzards.
Oh, well.
Got to feed the Marcy monster.
Scuse me! Uh! Sorry! Okay.
Uh hyah! Whoa! [Coughs, spits.]
Oh, dag.
Cool.
What the heck happened here? Whoop.
Ew.
Oops.
Y'alls got turned into sand people.
Don't go in the light.
Go like this, around it.
Next time, you guys.
Hmm.
Whatever's down there has got to have red blasting out of every hole.
Hey, you're not still alive, right? Okay.
I was just making sure.
Bet that guy was a creep.
This hole is deep.
Oh, my glob.
Oh, my glob.
Where are you, man? Marcy's wigging out.
- Jake.
- What? I can smell your insides, Jake.
[Chuckles.]
They smell [sniffs.]
red! Aah! Yeah, let me see in there.
Aah! Oh, yeah.
Aah! Maybe I should go back.
Well, I've already gone this far.
Shebang.
That ought to be enough red to un oops.
Paris? Is that you? You mean the guy with the big thing on his head? Yes! Have you returned to complete the plan? Nah.
Paris is, like, super-dead.
What? No! How long? Dude, like, a really long time.
Like 500 years.
I must have zoned out.
What the heck were you two doing? Once we turned the city to sand, we were gonna reanimate their bodies and conquer my homeland at the center of the planet.
Mm.
That's dumb.
Time to go back home a true loser.
Can I have this big old ruby then? That's an emerald.
Clearly it's a big old ruby.
I don't know what to tell you, man.
- I would like the ruby.
- It's yours, buddy.
Hmph! Huh! Ah, I'm outies.
Peace.
[Grunting.]
[Farts.]
Whoops.
JAKE: Okay.
All done now.
Nice and snug, right? - [Weakly.]
Jake.
- What? I won't be able to to control myself much longer.
I can feel the feeding frenzy coming on.
I just want to let you know I'm sorry.
[Laughs.]
You're sick! Yeah.
[Laughs.]
Come on, Jake.
Think.
[Groans.]
It's no good! I need brain food.
Oh, dang.
I ate everything.
Ohh! I'm so hungry! Baby's gonna starve to death! Unless What? [Laughs.]
Mmm.
[Grunting.]
[Panting.]
What are you doing? I'm cooking up a crazy vampire.
That should heat up nice.
Sand will keep the meat moist.
You're gonna eat me? You's gonna eat me! Yes, I am.
[Laughs.]
[Blowing.]
Cook, baby, cook! FINN: [Grunting.]
Finn! The trick is rolling it.
Phew! Check out this ruby I got.
That's an emerald, dude.
You too now?! Emeralds are green, boy.
This thing is green.
Why is everybody messing with me? It's like a dark-grayish-red, mostly gray.
Sometimes red things are gray! You're a little color-blind.
And there's nothing to be ashamed of.
Oh.
Whoops.
I'm sorry you had to push that thing so far.
Uh, what's going on with Marcy? She was trying to eat my insides, so I'm cooking her.
I know that sounds crazy, but I had no choice.
I'm operating on my lowest survival brain function right now.
What? Aah! - Chill, man! - No, we got to book! Go! - MARC Y: Go where, Jake? [Laughs.]
I got to suck out your insides first, right? Ah, nay-nay, bro! Time to eat.
[Rumbling.]
Huh? What the FINN: Bubblegum? Hey, guys.
I saw my seismograph had gone off the charts, so I figured you might be in trouble, right? Yeah, but watch out for Marceline.
She's gone rabid.
What? Marceline's gonna rap for me? Aah! [Both gasp.]
[Sighs.]
Woof.
Thanks, Bonnie.
That's enough low-grade red to get me home, at least.
Come on, guys.
Let's go.
Are you all right, PB? Did you get the spoon of prosperity? Yeah.
Here you go.
ALL: Whoa! Peeps will never starve in my eternal empire.
Sand worm, up! Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree FINN: This party is so crazy!