Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s05e42 Episode Script
James
[Mouse squeaks.]
[Penguins wenk.]
[All cheering.]
[Screeches.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time Jake? Jake? [Hinges creak.]
- Hey, man.
- Hey, dude.
You still thinking about Yeah.
Yeah? Me, too.
Princess Bubblegum's ready for us, so we should go.
- Okay.
Just give me a few more months in here and I'll be ready.
It's okay, man.
Just just play it off.
Just make a-a normal face.
See? Normal face.
[Sobbing.]
[Both sobbing.]
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming.
We may begin the ceremony! [Indistinct conversations.]
Thanks for bringing us along on the trip, Peebs.
Yeah.
It's unfortunate we can't enjoy some of these cool things we're passing by, but I guess we could do that the next time we're in the Desert of Wonders, whenever that is! We're on a mission to collect samples only.
I want to start colonizing this area by the end of the year.
You are killing me, PB! James, give a readout on fuel.
Right away, Princess.
[Imitates whirring.]
Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Beet! We have a surplus of fuel, so after we collect samples, we may explore.
BOTH: Yeah! I'm glad James is on this trip.
Hey, James, thumbs up, buddy! [Imitates whirring.]
[Chuckles.]
Dude, James is kind of, uh, goofy.
I wasn't gonna say anything, but yeah.
Maybe when we get to know him better, it'll be charming.
James, slow down.
We're here.
JAMES: I'm registering mondo mega rads down there.
I'll ready the radiation suits upon landing.
Excellent.
Take us down.
Hold on to your sack lunch! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Okay.
You guys collect as many surface samples as you can rocks, plants, dirt, anything.
Mostly looks like it's just dirt here.
This will be fun.
Jake, open up the basket.
I'm gonna make a shot! Do it! Chk-chk! Whoop! Ha ha! [Growls softly.]
Wah-wah! Hmm.
[Sizzles.]
[Bubbling.]
[Growls.]
Aah! Ach! Brownstadt! Guys, run! [All scream.]
[Monsters moaning.]
James, speed up that sack lunch! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! [Monsters growling.]
Ugh! [Beeping.]
ALL: Whoa! Ugh! [Growling continues.]
Ugh! Everyone okay? [Stammering.]
Huh? FINN: Oh, my garf! What are they?! [Beeping.]
Uh, they're toxic creatures from another time.
Okay, let's see suspension's all donked, navigation's lost, and the ship's legs are kaput.
We're dead in the water.
[Both gasp.]
[Imitates whirring.]
Chk! Ah-oogah! [Vomits.]
[Sizzles.]
Oh, yuck! Come on! Manners! [Whirs, clanks.]
Gotta brain out the situation.
[Ticking.]
Those goo monsters will barf their way through the hull in mere minutes.
Finn, what should we do? Uh let's radio for help.
Good idea, but looks like the radio's kaplowed.
Pbbt! I can fix that radio.
Mrow-row-row! Pling! With this! It's a lucky coin! Bam! When I bust out my coin, great stuff happens, like when I was chosen to go on this mission with you guys! Hee hee hee hee hee! Mnh.
Mnh.
James, that's not helping! - Don't panic, baby.
- Yes.
James is very resourceful.
He'll work it out.
Vrrt! Veet! Vrrt! Vreet! Vrrt! Gzzzh! Jzzt! Bwr! Look, Princess I invented a coin-operated coin screwdrive-e-e-r! See what I mean? Good job, James.
Come on, guys.
Let's take inventory of the emergency gear.
Lucky coin strikes again! [Vomits.]
Hey, Preebros, I know things seem bad, but I'll figure out a plan.
I know, Finn.
Dude, I found us some flares! I saved us! Right on! Hey, dudes, the radio is fixed! Good grod! I love you, James! I knew you could do it, James! You know, James, I wasn't sure about you at first, but you're okay.
Thanks, Jake.
I wasn't sure about you, either.
Chk-chk.
- BUBBLEGUM: James the radio's still not working! [All breathing heavily.]
I'm not getting any signal.
What the skunk? [Electricity crackling.]
James, it's all sanched up! James is like, "wha?!" It was working just a second ago, I swears! I went, like, "choo-choo-choo!" And the radio was like, "pch-choo-whichoo-whichoo- whichoo-whichoo," and then I was like I take it back.
This guy's totally cuckoo! This is my cuckoo face.
He did his best, you guys.
Right, right.
Okay, time for plan "B.
" James, pass me them flares.
Chk-oo! Boop! A flare for my liege.
James, where are the flares? What?! May maybe they're, uh, invisible flares.
[Growls.]
Finn, PB, can I speak to you in the other room, please? You want to do this trust-huddle style, buddy? Mm.
So, what's all the hubbub? What's up with that James dude? Yeah.
Do you think James could be breaking things on purpose? No.
James wouldn't do that.
Wake up! Dude's a saboteur.
- It's not James.
- What's not James? I got lonely up front.
I wanted to see what y'all are up to.
Hey, that gives me an idea.
Me, too! Vrrt! Just kidding! I don't have any ideas.
Diversion.
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Diversion.
Time to set up a diversion.
[Monsters growling.]
[Pinging.]
[Whirs.]
[Growling continues.]
- You see anything, bruddah? - Ah, I got bunkus.
Wait.
If we jam up to that cliff face, I think we can climb Whoop.
More goo bros.
[Whistle!.]
What the [monsters growling.]
[Both screaming.]
[Both screaming.]
[Grunting.]
Yah! That won't hold them for long.
It can't end like this.
I got a lady and five kids! I thought I'd outlive at least one of them! Here, man.
Take this.
JAKE: Your lucky coin? Yeah, man.
It always keeps me calm.
Who shot that flare, James? We don't have time to point fingers.
[Growls.]
You're right.
There's only one way out of this jam.
One of us has to eat the big one so the others can survive.
And I'm gonna be that one.
I'll run up there, get the creatures to chase me, and while they're busy noshing on my teen-boy body, you three can climb to safety.
Don't try to talk me out of it.
I got crystal certainty.
This is what it means to be a he [clank!.]
[Thud!.]
Wha? [Clank!.]
[Thud!.]
BUBBLEGUM: James, we need to talk.
FINN: [Groaning.]
So, what do you say? Sure thing, Princess! Byong! FINN: Ugh! Huh? Why did Jake? Wh-Where's James? JAMES: Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! [Monsters growling.]
FINN: James! [Monsters growling.]
Aah! James, look out! Ohh.
PB! What's going on? Finn, I need to explain something really heavy.
I was the one who sabotaged all your escape plans.
I calculated the chance of success for every possible escape plan, and none of them were going to work.
You said it yourself there was only one way out.
Someone was going to have to eat the big one to save the others.
James did something really noble to save us.
But I wanted to do it.
Why didn't you let me? There's a reason.
With this sample of James, I can clone a new one.
He's candy, but you're not.
I can't clone another you.
Whoa.
I made the best choice available.
James served the candy kingdom on a dangerous mission, and even though he is gone, and it's super sad, I would like to honor James with this new James I whipped up in the lab! Jeet! Here you go, James an award for bravery.
Let's hear it for James! [Cheers and applause.]
Is this right or wrong? I can't tell.
Hey, cool.
Did I do something cool? Do I do something cool? I don't know, man.
Here's your coin, James.
Gzzt! Wow! This day keeps getting better and better! Ehh.
Vrrt.
Vrrt.
Vrrt.
Vrrt.
Vrrt.
Vrrt.
ALL: Vrrt.
Vrrt.
Vrrt.
Vrrt.
Vrrt.
Vrrt.
Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree This party is so crazy!
[Penguins wenk.]
[All cheering.]
[Screeches.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time Jake? Jake? [Hinges creak.]
- Hey, man.
- Hey, dude.
You still thinking about Yeah.
Yeah? Me, too.
Princess Bubblegum's ready for us, so we should go.
- Okay.
Just give me a few more months in here and I'll be ready.
It's okay, man.
Just just play it off.
Just make a-a normal face.
See? Normal face.
[Sobbing.]
[Both sobbing.]
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming.
We may begin the ceremony! [Indistinct conversations.]
Thanks for bringing us along on the trip, Peebs.
Yeah.
It's unfortunate we can't enjoy some of these cool things we're passing by, but I guess we could do that the next time we're in the Desert of Wonders, whenever that is! We're on a mission to collect samples only.
I want to start colonizing this area by the end of the year.
You are killing me, PB! James, give a readout on fuel.
Right away, Princess.
[Imitates whirring.]
Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Beet! We have a surplus of fuel, so after we collect samples, we may explore.
BOTH: Yeah! I'm glad James is on this trip.
Hey, James, thumbs up, buddy! [Imitates whirring.]
[Chuckles.]
Dude, James is kind of, uh, goofy.
I wasn't gonna say anything, but yeah.
Maybe when we get to know him better, it'll be charming.
James, slow down.
We're here.
JAMES: I'm registering mondo mega rads down there.
I'll ready the radiation suits upon landing.
Excellent.
Take us down.
Hold on to your sack lunch! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Okay.
You guys collect as many surface samples as you can rocks, plants, dirt, anything.
Mostly looks like it's just dirt here.
This will be fun.
Jake, open up the basket.
I'm gonna make a shot! Do it! Chk-chk! Whoop! Ha ha! [Growls softly.]
Wah-wah! Hmm.
[Sizzles.]
[Bubbling.]
[Growls.]
Aah! Ach! Brownstadt! Guys, run! [All scream.]
[Monsters moaning.]
James, speed up that sack lunch! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! [Monsters growling.]
Ugh! [Beeping.]
ALL: Whoa! Ugh! [Growling continues.]
Ugh! Everyone okay? [Stammering.]
Huh? FINN: Oh, my garf! What are they?! [Beeping.]
Uh, they're toxic creatures from another time.
Okay, let's see suspension's all donked, navigation's lost, and the ship's legs are kaput.
We're dead in the water.
[Both gasp.]
[Imitates whirring.]
Chk! Ah-oogah! [Vomits.]
[Sizzles.]
Oh, yuck! Come on! Manners! [Whirs, clanks.]
Gotta brain out the situation.
[Ticking.]
Those goo monsters will barf their way through the hull in mere minutes.
Finn, what should we do? Uh let's radio for help.
Good idea, but looks like the radio's kaplowed.
Pbbt! I can fix that radio.
Mrow-row-row! Pling! With this! It's a lucky coin! Bam! When I bust out my coin, great stuff happens, like when I was chosen to go on this mission with you guys! Hee hee hee hee hee! Mnh.
Mnh.
James, that's not helping! - Don't panic, baby.
- Yes.
James is very resourceful.
He'll work it out.
Vrrt! Veet! Vrrt! Vreet! Vrrt! Gzzzh! Jzzt! Bwr! Look, Princess I invented a coin-operated coin screwdrive-e-e-r! See what I mean? Good job, James.
Come on, guys.
Let's take inventory of the emergency gear.
Lucky coin strikes again! [Vomits.]
Hey, Preebros, I know things seem bad, but I'll figure out a plan.
I know, Finn.
Dude, I found us some flares! I saved us! Right on! Hey, dudes, the radio is fixed! Good grod! I love you, James! I knew you could do it, James! You know, James, I wasn't sure about you at first, but you're okay.
Thanks, Jake.
I wasn't sure about you, either.
Chk-chk.
- BUBBLEGUM: James the radio's still not working! [All breathing heavily.]
I'm not getting any signal.
What the skunk? [Electricity crackling.]
James, it's all sanched up! James is like, "wha?!" It was working just a second ago, I swears! I went, like, "choo-choo-choo!" And the radio was like, "pch-choo-whichoo-whichoo- whichoo-whichoo," and then I was like I take it back.
This guy's totally cuckoo! This is my cuckoo face.
He did his best, you guys.
Right, right.
Okay, time for plan "B.
" James, pass me them flares.
Chk-oo! Boop! A flare for my liege.
James, where are the flares? What?! May maybe they're, uh, invisible flares.
[Growls.]
Finn, PB, can I speak to you in the other room, please? You want to do this trust-huddle style, buddy? Mm.
So, what's all the hubbub? What's up with that James dude? Yeah.
Do you think James could be breaking things on purpose? No.
James wouldn't do that.
Wake up! Dude's a saboteur.
- It's not James.
- What's not James? I got lonely up front.
I wanted to see what y'all are up to.
Hey, that gives me an idea.
Me, too! Vrrt! Just kidding! I don't have any ideas.
Diversion.
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Diversion.
Time to set up a diversion.
[Monsters growling.]
[Pinging.]
[Whirs.]
[Growling continues.]
- You see anything, bruddah? - Ah, I got bunkus.
Wait.
If we jam up to that cliff face, I think we can climb Whoop.
More goo bros.
[Whistle!.]
What the [monsters growling.]
[Both screaming.]
[Both screaming.]
[Grunting.]
Yah! That won't hold them for long.
It can't end like this.
I got a lady and five kids! I thought I'd outlive at least one of them! Here, man.
Take this.
JAKE: Your lucky coin? Yeah, man.
It always keeps me calm.
Who shot that flare, James? We don't have time to point fingers.
[Growls.]
You're right.
There's only one way out of this jam.
One of us has to eat the big one so the others can survive.
And I'm gonna be that one.
I'll run up there, get the creatures to chase me, and while they're busy noshing on my teen-boy body, you three can climb to safety.
Don't try to talk me out of it.
I got crystal certainty.
This is what it means to be a he [clank!.]
[Thud!.]
Wha? [Clank!.]
[Thud!.]
BUBBLEGUM: James, we need to talk.
FINN: [Groaning.]
So, what do you say? Sure thing, Princess! Byong! FINN: Ugh! Huh? Why did Jake? Wh-Where's James? JAMES: Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! [Monsters growling.]
FINN: James! [Monsters growling.]
Aah! James, look out! Ohh.
PB! What's going on? Finn, I need to explain something really heavy.
I was the one who sabotaged all your escape plans.
I calculated the chance of success for every possible escape plan, and none of them were going to work.
You said it yourself there was only one way out.
Someone was going to have to eat the big one to save the others.
James did something really noble to save us.
But I wanted to do it.
Why didn't you let me? There's a reason.
With this sample of James, I can clone a new one.
He's candy, but you're not.
I can't clone another you.
Whoa.
I made the best choice available.
James served the candy kingdom on a dangerous mission, and even though he is gone, and it's super sad, I would like to honor James with this new James I whipped up in the lab! Jeet! Here you go, James an award for bravery.
Let's hear it for James! [Cheers and applause.]
Is this right or wrong? I can't tell.
Hey, cool.
Did I do something cool? Do I do something cool? I don't know, man.
Here's your coin, James.
Gzzt! Wow! This day keeps getting better and better! Ehh.
Vrrt.
Vrrt.
Vrrt.
Vrrt.
Vrrt.
Vrrt.
ALL: Vrrt.
Vrrt.
Vrrt.
Vrrt.
Vrrt.
Vrrt.
Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree This party is so crazy!