Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s05e45 Episode Script
Blade of Grass
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time Bro! Aah! Boom! Thanks, bro! There for you, bro! But, Finn, I'm gonna tell you something gently Okay.
What is it, bro? Get a new sword.
What do you mean? Bro, these guys could have hurt you.
It still works.
Yut.
- Bro? - I love this sword.
It'll be okay.
Let's go shopping! Candles.
Candles.
Candles for all occasions.
Hey, there's Choose Goose! Goose! Come on! Finn, what's wrong? Mm, maybe we should try someone else.
What? But we have a history with him.
That's important in business.
Yeah, but we're looking for a sword.
Remember that armor he sold us? Oooh, yeah, okay.
I asked around.
This is the place to get sa-words.
Oh? Doesn't look like it's open Open! Close the curtains behind you, please.
Walk towards the candle.
How can I help you? Need a sword.
Hold on Here you go! A grass sword! It's a bargain.
I don't know.
I've never used a grass sword before.
Maybe we should keep looking.
Swords like this don't come around every day.
Don't come around every day, huh? I love it! Well, that was easy.
Remember, no take-backs.
Hey, the pillow vendor! Huh? Hyah! Huh? Pizza? Yeah! It came out of nowhere! It was gonna bonk you on the head.
You're getting good with that sword.
You were never able to do that with your other swords.
No more pizza bonks.
Yut! Hey, we're near Tree Trunks' house.
Let's stop by and get some pie-e-e.
Pie-e-e.
Yut! Yut! Hyah! Howdy, boys.
Nice pillow and nice sword.
My hands are full, Finn.
Uh, you mind slicing an apple for me? Yut! Something is terribly wrong with that awful sword.
He's getting really good.
He saved me from pizza.
That apple slicing is too perfect demonically perfect That sword is cursed! I like it when Tree Trunks gets all serious.
Uh, how's that curse doin'? Makin' you want to moidle me? Naw, man.
This sword doesn't seem to have any curse on it as far as I can tell.
Hyah! Well, okay.
Rrk grk dang tag.
- I got it! - Hmm? Whoa.
Hey, quit showin' off, bro.
Sorry, man.
I don't know what happened.
I I'll go put this away.
Good idea.
Hmm.
Aah! Huh? What the?! Hnngg! Gah! Ah, geez Stupid thing! Worst three bucks I ever spent.
Phew! What's goin' on? The sword is after my flesh! Huh? Oh, snap.
Don't let it get me, Jake! Don't worry.
I'll handle this.
There.
Let's go return that junk.
Huh.
Hey, he's not here.
Maybe somebody around here knows where he is.
Help! Help! Somebody in trouble! Help! They're taking our candles! It's the hooligans who love candles! Let's get 'em! - Hey! - Huh? - Yo! - You got a prob, Bob? Stealing candles from old ladies is immoral! - Anarchy! - School! Hyah! Ahh! Stop chasing u-u-us! Aaaah! - Happy birthday! - Oof! You're dead, teddy boy No Lo-o-o-o-ser-r! Aaaah! You saved our shop! Thank you so much, you brave young man.
And don't even worry about the damages.
We'll just use the broken pieces to build a life-size candle in your likeness.
Oh, and we'll put it right by the entrance, and it'll be our mascot the candle man! Dude! Yeah.
Not coming off.
Don't give up, man.
Hey, maybe Choose Goose knows where the old man went.
Hey, Choogles, we need your help! We got to find the dude who sold us this cursed sword.
Do you know who he is? I know you did business with some rando guy! Help you backstabbers why should I?! What? Come on, Choogie, it was only one time.
Hmph.
I made a mistake, C.
G.
This merch is totally defective.
Please Okay dokay.
I know that quack with the grassy shack.
He's a wizard from the Grassy Plains.
He lives atop the Grassy Moun tayn.
Awesome wizard of Grassy Moun-tayn.
Mountain.
Yeah, thanks, Choogs! - Yeah, thanks! He's the only one who can lift the curse! But beware! He's a huge dingwad! Just the worst! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Aaaaaah! Hmm.
For a cursed dingus, you cut so good.
Come forth, wizard, and uncurse my mitt! Grassy Mountain wizard! Coming up here! Trying to enter my house?! Are you for real! Mow him down, my cursed grassy objects! Hyah! Uh! Go forth! Go, uh, forth! That was all my grassy objects.
Aaah! Ooh! Lift the curse! Never! You have no power over me, young fool.
The grass sword will be part of you for all eternity! Hmm.
You know what? I think I'm cool with that.
- What? - Whoa.
Now that you've accepted it, you can control it! Yeah, this is really cool.
I just had to get used to it.
That's not how people are supposed to react to an eternal curse! Whatevs.
Do it again! Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree - This party is so crazy!
What is it, bro? Get a new sword.
What do you mean? Bro, these guys could have hurt you.
It still works.
Yut.
- Bro? - I love this sword.
It'll be okay.
Let's go shopping! Candles.
Candles.
Candles for all occasions.
Hey, there's Choose Goose! Goose! Come on! Finn, what's wrong? Mm, maybe we should try someone else.
What? But we have a history with him.
That's important in business.
Yeah, but we're looking for a sword.
Remember that armor he sold us? Oooh, yeah, okay.
I asked around.
This is the place to get sa-words.
Oh? Doesn't look like it's open Open! Close the curtains behind you, please.
Walk towards the candle.
How can I help you? Need a sword.
Hold on Here you go! A grass sword! It's a bargain.
I don't know.
I've never used a grass sword before.
Maybe we should keep looking.
Swords like this don't come around every day.
Don't come around every day, huh? I love it! Well, that was easy.
Remember, no take-backs.
Hey, the pillow vendor! Huh? Hyah! Huh? Pizza? Yeah! It came out of nowhere! It was gonna bonk you on the head.
You're getting good with that sword.
You were never able to do that with your other swords.
No more pizza bonks.
Yut! Hey, we're near Tree Trunks' house.
Let's stop by and get some pie-e-e.
Pie-e-e.
Yut! Yut! Hyah! Howdy, boys.
Nice pillow and nice sword.
My hands are full, Finn.
Uh, you mind slicing an apple for me? Yut! Something is terribly wrong with that awful sword.
He's getting really good.
He saved me from pizza.
That apple slicing is too perfect demonically perfect That sword is cursed! I like it when Tree Trunks gets all serious.
Uh, how's that curse doin'? Makin' you want to moidle me? Naw, man.
This sword doesn't seem to have any curse on it as far as I can tell.
Hyah! Well, okay.
Rrk grk dang tag.
- I got it! - Hmm? Whoa.
Hey, quit showin' off, bro.
Sorry, man.
I don't know what happened.
I I'll go put this away.
Good idea.
Hmm.
Aah! Huh? What the?! Hnngg! Gah! Ah, geez Stupid thing! Worst three bucks I ever spent.
Phew! What's goin' on? The sword is after my flesh! Huh? Oh, snap.
Don't let it get me, Jake! Don't worry.
I'll handle this.
There.
Let's go return that junk.
Huh.
Hey, he's not here.
Maybe somebody around here knows where he is.
Help! Help! Somebody in trouble! Help! They're taking our candles! It's the hooligans who love candles! Let's get 'em! - Hey! - Huh? - Yo! - You got a prob, Bob? Stealing candles from old ladies is immoral! - Anarchy! - School! Hyah! Ahh! Stop chasing u-u-us! Aaaah! - Happy birthday! - Oof! You're dead, teddy boy No Lo-o-o-o-ser-r! Aaaah! You saved our shop! Thank you so much, you brave young man.
And don't even worry about the damages.
We'll just use the broken pieces to build a life-size candle in your likeness.
Oh, and we'll put it right by the entrance, and it'll be our mascot the candle man! Dude! Yeah.
Not coming off.
Don't give up, man.
Hey, maybe Choose Goose knows where the old man went.
Hey, Choogles, we need your help! We got to find the dude who sold us this cursed sword.
Do you know who he is? I know you did business with some rando guy! Help you backstabbers why should I?! What? Come on, Choogie, it was only one time.
Hmph.
I made a mistake, C.
G.
This merch is totally defective.
Please Okay dokay.
I know that quack with the grassy shack.
He's a wizard from the Grassy Plains.
He lives atop the Grassy Moun tayn.
Awesome wizard of Grassy Moun-tayn.
Mountain.
Yeah, thanks, Choogs! - Yeah, thanks! He's the only one who can lift the curse! But beware! He's a huge dingwad! Just the worst! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Chop! Aaaaaah! Hmm.
For a cursed dingus, you cut so good.
Come forth, wizard, and uncurse my mitt! Grassy Mountain wizard! Coming up here! Trying to enter my house?! Are you for real! Mow him down, my cursed grassy objects! Hyah! Uh! Go forth! Go, uh, forth! That was all my grassy objects.
Aaah! Ooh! Lift the curse! Never! You have no power over me, young fool.
The grass sword will be part of you for all eternity! Hmm.
You know what? I think I'm cool with that.
- What? - Whoa.
Now that you've accepted it, you can control it! Yeah, this is really cool.
I just had to get used to it.
That's not how people are supposed to react to an eternal curse! Whatevs.
Do it again! Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree - This party is so crazy!