Teen Titans Go! (2013) s05e48 Episode Script
Curse of the Booty Scooty
1 [OPENING THEME PLAYING.]
T-E-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S Teen Titans, let's go Teen Titans, go Titans.
Titans! Let me in.
Open the gate.
Hurry up.
Let me guess.
You got some urgent news - about a car chase.
- No.
You have perhaps run afoul of the real estate developers who wish to build a golf course - upon our island? - No! Probably heard about a legend of some pirate treasures then.
No! I just want to come inside.
Well, you know the rule.
Yous ain't comin' in until you do the Booty Scooty! Come on.
It's so humiliating.
Yes.
And we enjoy that very much.
Can't I just have a key? The only key to that gate is your shame, bro! Now do your duty, and scoot that booty! Argh! Fine.
["BOOTY SCOOTY" PLAYING.]
Booty! Scoot your booty that booty Now do the Booty Scooty Scoot your booty that booty Now do the Booty Scooty Scoot your booty that booty Now do the Booty Scooty Scoot your booty that booty Now do the Booty Scooty Scoot, scoot, scoot That booty, booty Scoot, scoot, scoot That booty, booty Hmm.
What do you think? Not humiliating enough.
Indeed.
He has not been sufficiently shamed.
Just let me in! Fool, if you wants us to open that gate, you best dance your butt off.
Ahhh! Okay, okay.
I said dance your butt off! [TEMPO INCREASES.]
Scoot your booty That booty Now do the Booty Scooty Scoot your booty that booty Now do the Booty Scooty Scoot your booty that booty Now do the Booty Scooty [DISTORTED MUSIC PLAYING.]
[POPS.]
My butt! He actually danced his butt off.
[PANTING.]
[EXCLAIMS.]
[GRUNTING.]
I can't get it.
No flab to grab on to.
It's all perfectly toned muscle.
No! It's gone.
Forever.
Where my butt once filled up my pants, there is only a void.
[GASPS.]
I can no longer wear tights that accentuate my buns.
- Fine by me.
- It is not fine, Raven! I need my butt.
We all need our butts.
- Now, will you help me find it? - ALL: No.
You have to help me! Give us one good reason to go chasing after your posterior, dude.
Well, uh If I don't have a booty, I can't do the Scooty.
[ALL GASP.]
But that's our favorite way to humiliate you.
Okay, dude, we'll help you find your butt, so we can ruthlessly shame you for years to come.
Thanks, guys.
To diminish you, we would do the anything, friend, Robin.
This drain leads to caverns below the island.
Titans, go! Find my butt! So, how are we gonna Robin's booty? It could be anywhere by now.
And it is the dark and the spooky here.
- [CREATURE GROWLING.]
- [ALL SHRIEKING.]
What was that? Oh, that's just my boy, Freak.
He still lives down here? Yeah! He's chained up tight, yo.
You said you loved him.
And invited him to live in the Tower.
True.
I dids.
But things didn't work out so good.
- [FIRE ALARM BEEPING.]
- [FREAK LAUGHING.]
Dang it, Freak! Yous ain't fit for society! Why didn't you just set him free? 'Cause that fool likes it down here.
Check it.
- What up, Freak? - [LAUGHING.]
Watching that busted old TV, huh? Golden Girlsgood.
Them chains tight enough? FREAK: Chains good.
See? He's been living down here his whole life and he love it.
Ain't that right, Freak? [SING-SONG.]
That's what's up! Wait, if he's lived down here his whole life, he must know these caverns like the back of his deformed hand.
Freak, will you lead us to my butt? No, no, no.
Outside bad.
Chains good.
If you comes with us, I'll gives you a turnip.
Turnip.
[GRUNTING.]
[GROWLS.]
- [CHOMPING LOUDLY.]
- ALL: Ugh! [SLURPING LOUDLY.]
- [ALL GAGGING.]
- Nasty.
[BURPS.]
Follow Freak.
Run! [ALL SCREAMING.]
[EXCLAIMS.]
[SCREAMING.]
[GROANS.]
[GIGGLES.]
[ALL SCREAMING.]
- CYBORG: The bones of past explorers! - [ALL SCREAMING.]
[CHUCKLES.]
- [BATS SCREECHING.]
- [ALL SCREAMING.]
[STARFIRE YELPING.]
[ALL YELPING.]
[ALL PANTING.]
[SNIFFING.]
Ah! [SNORTS.]
[INSECT SQUEALING.]
Smell booty.
[FREAK GROANS.]
ALL: Freak! FREAK: I'm okay.
Oh, cool.
Here, have a turnip.
FREAK: Thank you.
[CHOMPING.]
Okay, Titans, it seems my butt is just beyond this deadly pit of spikes.
- Who's first? - [SCOFFS.]
You crazy? I'm not going anywhere near that booty trap.
Me neithers.
I ain'ts about to risk my butt for your butt.
- But But - No more buts.
We're going home.
Hold on.
Can't you see? Next time you see the sky, it'll be over some other butt.
Next time you climb a mountain, it'll be some other butt.
Everywhere else, it's all those other butts.
But right here, it's our butts.
It's our butts down here.
So inspiring.
The butts.
That is the it.
We must use the power of the gluteus that is the maximus.
She's right.
If that trap whacks us in the buns, we'll be launched over the pit at the perfect angle.
Wait.
I don't have a butt.
Remember? I gots you covered, bruh.
[SIGHS.]
Really? It's the only way, dude.
[SIGHS.]
Let's roll, Turnip Butt.
[ALL WHOOPING.]
Come on.
My buns are so close.
Goodbye forever, Freak! FREAK: Bye-bye.
ALL: Whoa! Looks like the pirates must have used this place to store all their plunder.
I don't understand.
Where are the butts? So we came all this way just for some priceless old pirate treasure? - [GRUNTS.]
- [CLATTERING.]
- [FARTING IN DISTANCE.]
- Wait.
Did you hear that? - [FARTING IN DISTANCE.]
- [ALL GASP.]
It is the sound of the butts.
- [BEEPING.]
- [FARTING IN DISTANCE.]
It's coming from over there.
[FARTING.]
Hurry up and open it, yo! ALL: Oh! [FARTING.]
Booties for days! Uh, where is it? Where's my booty? Come on, come on, come on, come on.
[GASPS.]
- I missed you, old buddy.
- [FARTS.]
I'll never lose you again.
Well, don't just stand there.
Fill up your pockets! [ALL CLAMORING.]
Titans, stop! These aren't butts.
They're someone else's dreams.
They don't belong to us.
Oh, yeah? This butt, this butt is my dream.
And it's finally come true.
I'm taking this dream butt.
- We're taking all the dream butts.
- Yeah! [ALL CHEERING.]
[RUMBLING.]
[PEPPY MUSIC PLAYING.]
[RUMBLING.]
Our dream butt greed has doomed us all! Run! [ALL PANTING.]
[YELLING.]
Hyah! [SQUEAKING.]
[ALL GASP.]
No! My precious butts! [FARTING.]
[ALL SCREAMING.]
This way! Go, go, go! [GRUNTING.]
Too heavy! We are the trapped.
That's what's up! ALL: Freak! No Freak.
Me Superman.
[GRUNTING.]
Hurry! Thank you, Freak! Freak's butt strong We made it.
[SIREN WAILING.]
What's going on here? [ALL CLAMORING.]
One at a time! One at a time! Occifer, there was booby traps.
No, it was a booty trap.
That's what I said.
And then there was a freak with the strongest booty, and all the lost butts in the world.
What have I told you about making up stories, Beast Boy? [RUMBLING.]
Hot dang! Look at all those booties.
Freak! Freak love butts! I loves you, Freak.
But you ain't gonna live with me, though! Me not fit for society.
Thanks, guys.
Without you, I never would have found my booty.
Now that you got your butt back, you know what you gotta do.
[SIGHS.]
Really? Uh, we didn't go on that dangerous adventure just so you could enjoy your buns.
Now, please, from the top.
Come on.
- Do it.
- Fine.
["BOOTY SCOOTY" PLAYING.]
Booty! Scoot your booty that booty Now do the Booty Scooty Scoot your booty that booty Now do the Booty Scooty Scoot your booty that booty Now do the Booty Scooty Scoot your booty that booty Now do the Booty Scooty Scoot, scoot, scoot That booty, booty Scoot, scoot, scoot That booty, booty Scoot your booty that booty Now do the Booty Scooty Scoot your booty that booty Now do the Booty Scooty Booty! [ALL LAUGHING.]
[CYBORG MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY.]
T-E-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S Teen Titans, let's go Teen Titans, go Titans.
Titans! Let me in.
Open the gate.
Hurry up.
Let me guess.
You got some urgent news - about a car chase.
- No.
You have perhaps run afoul of the real estate developers who wish to build a golf course - upon our island? - No! Probably heard about a legend of some pirate treasures then.
No! I just want to come inside.
Well, you know the rule.
Yous ain't comin' in until you do the Booty Scooty! Come on.
It's so humiliating.
Yes.
And we enjoy that very much.
Can't I just have a key? The only key to that gate is your shame, bro! Now do your duty, and scoot that booty! Argh! Fine.
["BOOTY SCOOTY" PLAYING.]
Booty! Scoot your booty that booty Now do the Booty Scooty Scoot your booty that booty Now do the Booty Scooty Scoot your booty that booty Now do the Booty Scooty Scoot your booty that booty Now do the Booty Scooty Scoot, scoot, scoot That booty, booty Scoot, scoot, scoot That booty, booty Hmm.
What do you think? Not humiliating enough.
Indeed.
He has not been sufficiently shamed.
Just let me in! Fool, if you wants us to open that gate, you best dance your butt off.
Ahhh! Okay, okay.
I said dance your butt off! [TEMPO INCREASES.]
Scoot your booty That booty Now do the Booty Scooty Scoot your booty that booty Now do the Booty Scooty Scoot your booty that booty Now do the Booty Scooty [DISTORTED MUSIC PLAYING.]
[POPS.]
My butt! He actually danced his butt off.
[PANTING.]
[EXCLAIMS.]
[GRUNTING.]
I can't get it.
No flab to grab on to.
It's all perfectly toned muscle.
No! It's gone.
Forever.
Where my butt once filled up my pants, there is only a void.
[GASPS.]
I can no longer wear tights that accentuate my buns.
- Fine by me.
- It is not fine, Raven! I need my butt.
We all need our butts.
- Now, will you help me find it? - ALL: No.
You have to help me! Give us one good reason to go chasing after your posterior, dude.
Well, uh If I don't have a booty, I can't do the Scooty.
[ALL GASP.]
But that's our favorite way to humiliate you.
Okay, dude, we'll help you find your butt, so we can ruthlessly shame you for years to come.
Thanks, guys.
To diminish you, we would do the anything, friend, Robin.
This drain leads to caverns below the island.
Titans, go! Find my butt! So, how are we gonna Robin's booty? It could be anywhere by now.
And it is the dark and the spooky here.
- [CREATURE GROWLING.]
- [ALL SHRIEKING.]
What was that? Oh, that's just my boy, Freak.
He still lives down here? Yeah! He's chained up tight, yo.
You said you loved him.
And invited him to live in the Tower.
True.
I dids.
But things didn't work out so good.
- [FIRE ALARM BEEPING.]
- [FREAK LAUGHING.]
Dang it, Freak! Yous ain't fit for society! Why didn't you just set him free? 'Cause that fool likes it down here.
Check it.
- What up, Freak? - [LAUGHING.]
Watching that busted old TV, huh? Golden Girlsgood.
Them chains tight enough? FREAK: Chains good.
See? He's been living down here his whole life and he love it.
Ain't that right, Freak? [SING-SONG.]
That's what's up! Wait, if he's lived down here his whole life, he must know these caverns like the back of his deformed hand.
Freak, will you lead us to my butt? No, no, no.
Outside bad.
Chains good.
If you comes with us, I'll gives you a turnip.
Turnip.
[GRUNTING.]
[GROWLS.]
- [CHOMPING LOUDLY.]
- ALL: Ugh! [SLURPING LOUDLY.]
- [ALL GAGGING.]
- Nasty.
[BURPS.]
Follow Freak.
Run! [ALL SCREAMING.]
[EXCLAIMS.]
[SCREAMING.]
[GROANS.]
[GIGGLES.]
[ALL SCREAMING.]
- CYBORG: The bones of past explorers! - [ALL SCREAMING.]
[CHUCKLES.]
- [BATS SCREECHING.]
- [ALL SCREAMING.]
[STARFIRE YELPING.]
[ALL YELPING.]
[ALL PANTING.]
[SNIFFING.]
Ah! [SNORTS.]
[INSECT SQUEALING.]
Smell booty.
[FREAK GROANS.]
ALL: Freak! FREAK: I'm okay.
Oh, cool.
Here, have a turnip.
FREAK: Thank you.
[CHOMPING.]
Okay, Titans, it seems my butt is just beyond this deadly pit of spikes.
- Who's first? - [SCOFFS.]
You crazy? I'm not going anywhere near that booty trap.
Me neithers.
I ain'ts about to risk my butt for your butt.
- But But - No more buts.
We're going home.
Hold on.
Can't you see? Next time you see the sky, it'll be over some other butt.
Next time you climb a mountain, it'll be some other butt.
Everywhere else, it's all those other butts.
But right here, it's our butts.
It's our butts down here.
So inspiring.
The butts.
That is the it.
We must use the power of the gluteus that is the maximus.
She's right.
If that trap whacks us in the buns, we'll be launched over the pit at the perfect angle.
Wait.
I don't have a butt.
Remember? I gots you covered, bruh.
[SIGHS.]
Really? It's the only way, dude.
[SIGHS.]
Let's roll, Turnip Butt.
[ALL WHOOPING.]
Come on.
My buns are so close.
Goodbye forever, Freak! FREAK: Bye-bye.
ALL: Whoa! Looks like the pirates must have used this place to store all their plunder.
I don't understand.
Where are the butts? So we came all this way just for some priceless old pirate treasure? - [GRUNTS.]
- [CLATTERING.]
- [FARTING IN DISTANCE.]
- Wait.
Did you hear that? - [FARTING IN DISTANCE.]
- [ALL GASP.]
It is the sound of the butts.
- [BEEPING.]
- [FARTING IN DISTANCE.]
It's coming from over there.
[FARTING.]
Hurry up and open it, yo! ALL: Oh! [FARTING.]
Booties for days! Uh, where is it? Where's my booty? Come on, come on, come on, come on.
[GASPS.]
- I missed you, old buddy.
- [FARTS.]
I'll never lose you again.
Well, don't just stand there.
Fill up your pockets! [ALL CLAMORING.]
Titans, stop! These aren't butts.
They're someone else's dreams.
They don't belong to us.
Oh, yeah? This butt, this butt is my dream.
And it's finally come true.
I'm taking this dream butt.
- We're taking all the dream butts.
- Yeah! [ALL CHEERING.]
[RUMBLING.]
[PEPPY MUSIC PLAYING.]
[RUMBLING.]
Our dream butt greed has doomed us all! Run! [ALL PANTING.]
[YELLING.]
Hyah! [SQUEAKING.]
[ALL GASP.]
No! My precious butts! [FARTING.]
[ALL SCREAMING.]
This way! Go, go, go! [GRUNTING.]
Too heavy! We are the trapped.
That's what's up! ALL: Freak! No Freak.
Me Superman.
[GRUNTING.]
Hurry! Thank you, Freak! Freak's butt strong We made it.
[SIREN WAILING.]
What's going on here? [ALL CLAMORING.]
One at a time! One at a time! Occifer, there was booby traps.
No, it was a booty trap.
That's what I said.
And then there was a freak with the strongest booty, and all the lost butts in the world.
What have I told you about making up stories, Beast Boy? [RUMBLING.]
Hot dang! Look at all those booties.
Freak! Freak love butts! I loves you, Freak.
But you ain't gonna live with me, though! Me not fit for society.
Thanks, guys.
Without you, I never would have found my booty.
Now that you got your butt back, you know what you gotta do.
[SIGHS.]
Really? Uh, we didn't go on that dangerous adventure just so you could enjoy your buns.
Now, please, from the top.
Come on.
- Do it.
- Fine.
["BOOTY SCOOTY" PLAYING.]
Booty! Scoot your booty that booty Now do the Booty Scooty Scoot your booty that booty Now do the Booty Scooty Scoot your booty that booty Now do the Booty Scooty Scoot your booty that booty Now do the Booty Scooty Scoot, scoot, scoot That booty, booty Scoot, scoot, scoot That booty, booty Scoot your booty that booty Now do the Booty Scooty Scoot your booty that booty Now do the Booty Scooty Booty! [ALL LAUGHING.]
[CYBORG MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY.]