Camp Wannakiki (2018) s06e01 Episode Script
Squirrel Friends
1
- Oh girls, another
season of Camp
Wannakiki in the
books. I'm so proud.
- Me too.
- Me three. Really?
You didn't do much of anything.
I survived. Believe me,
there were some
iffy moments there.
- Well, we have an entire year
to kill before next season.
I think I'm gonna get
started on that whore list.
I mean on that chore list
that I've been putting off.
- That's a good idea.
And meanwhile, Cherry
and I, we'll work the
business end of things.
You know, do what
we can to drum up
exposure around the world.
Oh, I don't know how
to play the drums though.
You know, we're identical twins,
but I think there might be a
switch missing with this one.
Hey, I think this is
broken. Come on Cherry.
[phone alert sound] Let's
see if we can get you out of
camp without a limp this year.
- Yeah. Well once I
get through this list,
I'll be right behind
you. [phone alert]
God, I love it when a
man says that to me.
[phone alert]
[phone alert]
[phone alert]
[phone alert]
- Oh Cherry, what
a fantastic year.
I can't believe all the
things we got to do and see.
Oh, Betty, it was truly magical.
Is that Ruthie? Ruthie? Wake up!
- Where am I?
What
- Ruthie, have you been
here since last summer?
- Well, I got this notification
and then another one.
And then another one.
And before I knew it
- Well did you manage to
get anything done around
- Here?
Yeah, most of the counselors
at camp. Hide-A-Weenie
Quite a bit from
Camp WhoDaHo. A lot
- Actually.
Well, you better put
yourself together
because the new crop of campers
will be here any minute.
[multiple phone alerts]
Well it would appear as
though they've already arrived.
- Remind me to turn off my
notifications for
the next 10 days.
Camp it up at Camp Wannakiki
- Ooh, - Fresh off the bus.
And I got to sit in the front.
Why Hello adoring fans.
My name is Nutella Fitzgerald
and I'm your dessert dancing
diva from Chicago, Illinois.
Yum. My drag
aesthetic is a glimpse
of old Hollywood glamor.
If it wasn't racist, my
first thought about coming
to Camp Wannakiki was,
did I pack enough shoes?
Do I have enough makeup?
And most importantly, is
there enough underwear?
'cause you can never
have too much underwear.
Am I a competitive person?
Have you met my mother?
My drag name was actually
created by my drag mother,
Rita Tarot.
So watch out bitches.
'cause there's a new
hazelnut spread in town.
I heard a rumor that Nutella
Fitzgerald's going to win
and the others are just
going to sink to the bottom.
[giggles]
Drink up.
- Who wants pizza?
Ivanna Peessa.
Hi, I'm Ivanna Peessa from
Baltimore, Maryland.
That's pizza spelled P-E-E-S-S-A
'cause I'm double cheesy.
I actually have language
processing disorder.
So while I was discovering
my drag, I was eating a lot
of pizza at the time and
the spelling of my name.
A lot of people
don't understand how
to pronounce it and say it.
And that's kind of how I am
when I'm pronouncing words.
A lot of my drag is a nod to
Queer people that are no
longer with us because of HIV
and aids, I like to
reminisce and do.
Sixties, seventies, eighties.
I love working with Fringe.
Make big, beautiful
fun headpieces
id I forget
to shave this season? Nope.
I'm a bearded queen.
- I'm here for
playtime, belly rubs
and a few little rough jokes.
Hi, I'm Martina Brookshire
from the City of Sequins
and Feathers and Sin and Regret.
Las Vegas.
How'd I get my drag name?
Well, I walked into a truck stop
and there it was on
the bathroom wall
and it was fate ever since.
I am most looking forward
to having those other
bitches take a hike
because I'm gonna be camp champ.
People say that my laugh is
like an evil villain laugh
and I say, what are
you talking about?
I don't have a villain. Laugh.
[evil laughs]
This sinner is gonna be a
winner on season six
of Camp Wannakiki. Cha-Ching!
- This season's
about to get nuts.
Hello friends. It's
me, Hannah Barbeara.
Your Saturday morning cartoon
clown here to entertain
and give you all the Jim
Henson Muppet Fantasy.
You've been waiting for, baby.
I think my biggest challenge
here at Camp Wannakiki is
honoring that fucking NDA.
I have so many great costumes
I wanna share with the world.
So having to keep 'em
a secret until all
of this comes out is gonna
drive me absolutely bonkers.
I have been camping
and I hated it.
I'm gonna take the crown
here at Camp Wannakiki,
'cause I have the
bare necessities
to put all these bitches
in their fucking place.
I think I embody camp.
I'm super over exaggerated,
bright, saturated.
I do way too much all the time.
And even though I might
come across as reserved,
I'm a wild card and I have
things you've never seen before.
- Hi.
- Oh, talk about
a self-made man.
Hello, my name is
Stevie Phoenix.
I'm Toledo Ohio's
favorite afterthought.
And I am here on season
six of Camp Wannakiki.
I've never been camping,
which is really funny
because my husband always
tells me I'm really
good at pitching a tent.
I am one of the lucky trans
people whose marriage survived
a transition and I could not
be luckier with the love
and support that
I have from home.
And I have two beautiful
children who I grew
and made all by myself.
I am a papa seahorse and I'm
very, very proud of that.
My first time in drag
was a hot mess express.
I had this denim
drag that I had on
and all I knew how to
do at the time was just
move my dick around.
But that's okay. I
was feeling myself.
And so were other people.
- Hello? Hi. Is here. Ooh,
- Are you mad at me?
I feel like everybody's
already mad at me.
Hi, I'm Patty Bourree.
I'm from Boston, Massachusetts
and my drag name is
a ballet dance move.
It means step of
the drunk in French.
I can show you if I could
get a wide shot. Thank you.
It looks something like this.
I am very much hoping that
at camp I will be able
to eat a s'more.
It's been a long time
since I had a s'more
and I just would really
like to have a s'more.
I wouldn't describe myself
as a competitive person,
but I also wouldn't
describe myself as a loser.
Something I'm really
looking forward
to about camp is finding out
what kind of dick there is
to suck in the Midwest
and sucking it.
I also really like to canoe.
- Hello Gorgeous. Look
at that. I love your boots.
Thank you.
- It's going down.
I'm yelling Amber.
Can one of you boys
get this for me?
- Well,Hi!
- I'm Amber Vanderbilt,
the Blowup Barbie
from Houston, Texas.
And yeah, I'm one of
those Vanderbilts.
I put the amber and camper.
I'm scared that when people see
me on tv they're gonna think
I'm too sexy.
My tits might be too big
and they might not be used to
the bigger in Texas energy.
So I'm just really scared.
In the most campy
can do way possible,
I don't wanna get my hair wet.
I think one of the biggest
challenges I'm gonna have at
camp this season is breaking
out of the Muffy mold
that she Vander-built
last season.
I just don't wanna feel like
there's a pattern going on.
- Country couture. You all
- Look very different. Yeah,
- That's a compliment, girl.
We could say the same.
Amen.
I'm here in all my
non-binary finery and
I'm ready to let it rip.
Howdy. Hi. Hello y'all.
My name's Rip Em and I'm from
Calgary, Alberta, Canada.
I'm worried about the
lack of familiarity here.
I'm in this strange
foreign land.
I'm honestly just hoping
for the best at this point.
I have been to Bible
summer camp as a child,
which was obviously
very traumatizing.
But I did have a
summer romance there
with a boy named Windex.
He gave me head lice.
I think that I'm
the next Camp Champ
because I bring a little
bit of country twang
and Canadian charm.
And that's something
you haven't had yet.
I have a really, really
good business plan set up.
There's no Hamburger
Mary's in my city,
so I'm just gonna move into one.
I don't know which
one, but we're talking
free food, free rent.
The Sugarbakers got me set.
- Well, hi there
Cutie Patootie
- I'm your sweet
treat of season six.
Want a taste? Well,
hey there, it's me,
Lulu Krystals all the way
from Denver, Colorado.
I am your glamorously
campy queen of season six.
- Wink.
- My drag is campy.
It's creative, it's fun,
exciting, exhilarating.
And those are all
the words I know.
One thing I really look forward
to at camp is trying squirrel
meat for the first time.
Do I feel extra pressure
being Dixie's daughter?
- Kind of. But also
she took a hike first,
which I don't think was right.
Also, while we're on
the subject, I'm here
to break this
fucking Denver curse.
- Hi, cuties. Cuties.
- Cuties. Where's that nail?
- Hi.
Good morning everybody. Hi,
- How are you?
My name is You'neek Nu'York.
Ironically from
Richmond, Virginia.
I actually never been to
New York and I'm on Camp
Wannakiki Season six.
Ya-Hoo!
- One thing that I'm looking
forward to doing at camp,
first word Ranger,
second word Danger.
I am that motherfucking diva,
that mother fucking bitch.
That motherfucking girl.
I pride myself on being
not only extremely humble,
but extremely caring.
So with that being
said, I'm going
to slit everyone's
motherfucking throat
for the fucking
Camp Champ title bitch.
- Oh hi. Oh, she's
wild. Go this way.
I think she bites.
yeah. I don't like her.
- I'm Ranger Danger and
I'm here to fuck ing
Amp up my camp. How's
everybody doing?
- Yeah,
- I got a spot here
- You're flexible.
- Oh, hello hello
- Welcome campers to what's sure
to be another spectacular
season of Camp Wannakiki!
- Yes.
- Have we got some fun daily
activities and some
exciting talent show
themes in store for you.
- And just think, one of you
will become the new Camp Champ.
Yes.
- So we hope you
brought your A game
and your campy can-do attitude
because by the looks of it,
it's gonna be some
stiff competition.
And speaking of stiff,
no Ranger Danger.
You cannot compete as
a camper this season.
- awe.
- So what do you say campers?
Who's ready to jump in and
start your very first
daily camp activity?
Well follow us to
the playing fields
- Today campers,
We'll be playing the
world's most popular sport.
- Naked Twitter.
- Yeah.
- No, soccer. - But with
a Camp Wannakiki Twist.
- Of course. Now the rules
of soccer are pretty simple.
All you have to do is kick
the ball into the opposing
team's goal.
Easy breezy. Right?
Well try doing it while running
around in great big
bouncy bubble balls!
Behind you there are five blue
balls and five red balls.
When I say go, you're all
going to run and grab a ball
and that will determine
which team you're on.
On your mark. Get set, go.
- I don't think that there's
anyone who's gonna
get over here.
'cause my team, they've
got strategies and stuff.
They haven't included
me in those strategies,
but I don't think I
need to be included.
I'm Good.
- He headbutted it.
- I can't get up.
Oh my God. I'm tired already.
- Shit. Look at those
campers kicking balls.
- Scratch their eyes out.
- Come on. Come on
- Campers.
Let's go. Let's go. Oh shit.
- Please don't launch
me back to Canada.
- Come on Amber
- Don't kick each
other. Kick the ball.
- I don't think so bitch.
Oh my.
- My tits are literally
in my chest now
Slow the fuck down.
Fuck it, bitch
down. Handball.
- Now we're doing volleyball.
- This is too
many big balls, y'all.
This is way too many big balls.
- I'll get it.
- Oh no. And You'neek is down.
- Go sports ball. I hope
I get a hole in one.
I haven't played with
this many balls since
- College
- Ranger Danger.
He's the best referee.
Trust me. I've seen him blow a
- Whistle
- Pass.
Ooh, catch. Oh yes. Touchdown.
- Oh, oh, oh. Why is
Ruthie rolling be around?
- I don't do this much cardio
unless it's Black Friday.
- Excuse you.
- You know, I'm not really
sure who on the other team
I need to watch out for
because I don't really
think of the other team.
Maybe they should
watch out for me.
- Oh no. Bear down. Great.
Now everybody's gonna think
I'm a fucking hamster.
- Can you even see the ball?
Oh my gosh. Campers.
You people suck at this.
- Please. Not the face.
- Not the face.
[whistle]
The score is zero-zero. Time
to penalty kick up your heels.
- Oh, - That would've been
right in the nuts.
Nice save Ivanna.
- Ah.
- No balls in this goal
Next up. Nutella.
- You gotta block this.
- You gotta block this.
- Oh Ivanna with a kick.
- My synthetic blond unit.
Work. Slay.
That was my good practice round
- After them
And by them I mean Rip Em.
- There we go.
Patty is on a roll.
- No pressure.
- Ooh
- I am hot.
I am sweaty.
I am dirty. But I am
- Winning!
- You'neek. This is it. It
all comes down to you.
- Oh yeah, baby. Yay.
- In your face motherfucker.
Way to go, You'neek.
- We won
- Yeah.
Yeah.
- Go team. Yeah.
Red Team takes it.
- No, this is not my first
experience with blue balls.
- Good evening and welcome
to the first talent
show of season
- Six of Camp
Wannakiki. Season six?
I'm surprised we haven't been
shut down yet. I know, right.
Earlier today our campers
enjoyed a friendly game
of bumper ball soccer.
And tonight on the
talent show stage,
they'll be presenting their
signature campy looks.
I tell you what, I am bananas
for this cast. Me too.
How about you Ruthie?
Why stop at bananas?
I'm ready to toss
everyone's fruit salad.
Well, let's start the show.
- Special delivery to Camp
Wannakiki season six.
Starting off this season,
I'm giving you Camp
Couture clown realness
with extra pepperonis.
I love a fringe
moment, don't you?
I cannot believe I made
it here, but I did.
And I'm here to
feed the children.
My lovin' oven is preheated.
My soft doughy body is needing
some kneading. My
sauce is red and hot.
My jokes are cheesy and
I'm ready for topping.
Who wants a slice? Ivanna
what? Ivanna Peessa!
- Say cheese. Who
cut the cheese?
- Hello peasants, plebeians
and my little pin cushions.
My name is Nutella
Needle-Bobbin.
And I am the queen of the
land of fabrics and textiles.
Let's get right to
the point, shall we?
I heard you were looking
for a Camp Champ.
Well, I've been waiting on pins
and needles for my chance to
thread myself into the pattern
of Camp Wannakiki.
And it's time for this design
duchess to reign supreme.
Wouldn't that be so camp?
- What a buttoned up beauty.
- A sewing look. How fitting.
- Yee-Hoo! [yelling]
- That's cow people
for I'm serving rodeo
clown realness baby.
I'm bringing the best
and silliest of the west.
You know what they say? Save
horse. Ride a clown boy.
I gotta be honest though. This
is totally my first rodeo.
Like where are we
supposed to be after this?
Is this thing recording?
It is. Oh, okay. Slay.
I I really wasn't sure
if it was still on.
- Giddy up and take
me to the rodeo.
I guess hat size doesn't matter
- Lady and gentle twins
of the judges' panel.
May I present to you
Camp Wannakiki's next
gender fluid entity
of giggles and amusement.
Patty Bourree.
This humble Boston based drag
and cabaret icon is best
known for being the
first drag queen
to make blonde synthetic
wigs her entire personality.
When Patty isn't
phoning it in at a
drag brunch she enjoy
Oh, oh God, it's coming.
Aw, it's another Patty Bouree.
I hope she's not a singer
because that's my thing.
- She's so full of
herself. Not anymore.
- Once upon a time There
lived a sensational drag queen
named Martina Brookshire.
One extraordinary evening
before bed, she sashayed
through the enchanted forest
and came across a
mischievous pixie
who cast a wild spell on her.
Poof. Suddenly Martina
found herself trapped in a
colossal face.
As Martina made the
best of her face-cation
she transformed the
forest into the ultimate
drag extravaganza.
So darlings, if you
find yourself stuck
in a ginormous face
just remember Martina
Brookshire, the
trapped drag queen
who turned a spell binding
mishap into a fabulous party.
- If her eyes are down there,
then where are her tits?
- At least her lips are
in the right place.
- As Benjamin Franklin once
said, let them eat cake.
And afterwards I'll have
your head. Sugar spice
and everything slutty.
The bimbo princess is here.
So you all taste my icing.
Okay. A Vanderbilt in pink.
Groundbreaking.
But I'm about to paint this
camp pussy pink. I mean duh.
Just call me your
nepo baby girl.
'cause this is how
I Vanderbilt. Oh.
As much as I loved
catching up with you boys,
a princess's job is never done.
Frogs to kiss and
apples to bite. Chow.
- Now I want rainbow cake.
- Thanks for the
retwist, Sheila.
I'll pay you back tomorrow.
Hey, what up? Ironically
from Richmond, Virginia.
Itsy girl, You'neek Nu'York
for my signature campy look.
I decided to do a look that
I constantly upgrade each
and every year and pay homage
to the amazing black hairstyles
of the women who raised me.
I have a 15 foot long gold
chain train. My Afro purse
and a garment made
completely out
of braiding hair. But alas.
There's always
that patch of hair
that needs some extra attention.
- What a hair-brained idea.
- Aw, you're going
to make me brush.
- Ooh. Who is that
sweet sugary man coming
from around the corner?
It's the candy man.
Would you like some of
his malted milk balls?
Maybe suck on his lollipop.
Careful you don't
get a jaw breaker
because certainly isn't packing
a little runt under there.
A sweet candy coating
on the outside
and an explosion of sticky
flavor on the inside.
The candy man is sure to
satisfy your sweet tooth.
- What a sugarcoated stud.
- I'm a sucker
for a good reveal.
- Hey there world.
If it's not crystal clear
already, let's get to the point.
This doodle diva is
always looking sharp
and ready to prove that I've
got all the write stuff.
Oh yes, Henny. This number Lu
Pencil will draw you like one
of those French girls.
Oh no, dull tip?
Just stick me in your
sharpener and twist away.
I've been shaving this
part for the end. Eraser?
I barely know her.
- I need to jot that down.
- Get the lead out honey.
- Hello friends. It's me.
Hanna Barbeara, your
pop art party animal.
Here to amp up my camp.
My signature style is a
technicolor honey pot
oversaturated with vibrant
hues and positive vibes.
On the hunt for a new reality
After a long hibernation?
Then escape to my den filled
with creative concepts
and possum new pals.
Cue up the campers counselors
because this crafty
cub is ready to play.
Teddy or not? Here I come.
- She puts the bow
and motor boating
- To the odd balls
- To the odd balls.
- I can't reach.
- Okay.
Well honestly I was thinking
more about the challenge
like theme, right?
Signature campy drag.
Like, what do you to sign
something? A pen. Exactly.
So I didn't do that.
I did a pencil.
- Let me tell you how I'm
feeling. Patty.
I swear she said she's all
sweet and innocent right now.
But I know she tried
to sabotage me girl
with that nail on the floor.
She literally Showgirls me.
She's never living this down.
Even when this show is done,
she'll never live it down.
- I know she's your worst enemy,
but Patty really killed it
for me giving birth on stage.
Yeah, she's everything.
- She almost killed
me. For real.
- The question is,
who's the baby daddy?
Oh I think it's Lulu.
- How do I get the slut edit?
[laughing]
- Well Team Plus-One.
Good job today.
It looked like you had a lot
of fun on the field today
and you are so colorful
and fun up here on
the talent show stage.
I love it.
- Thank you.
- So we wanna hear from you
and your inspirations
for these looks today.
Alright, so why
don't we start with
Stevie. Tell us about your look.
- Sure. So this is my
little candy man look.
You know it's very
pageanty on the outside
'cause he's a pageant king.
But it was like, you
know, a little dirty
and nasty on the inside.
So I wanted to give you
daytime and nighttime Stevie
- Take the wrapper off
and what's underneath?
Something sticky and sweet.
Well it is very colorful.
It definitely pops. The details.
There's a lot of them
but it still has a
sort of tailored look.
Yes. Daddy, sugar Daddy.
That's me.
Nutella.
- Well my inspiration is
from my job that I do.
So I'm a full-time drag
queen, but I also am a costume
and clothing designer
and so I just wanted
to incorporate my little
spin on a pin cushion
that I use like
literally every day.
- Well it seams to me. Oh seams?
Get outta here
- That you nailed
it. It's very regal
and your expressions were
just like giving it to me.
Let me tell you. Thank you.
You were like, I am the queen.
- It looks like it's
constructed extraordinarily well
and the materials you used
for the pin cushion part are
just really rich and lovely
and velvety and fantastic.
- Alright, Ms. Patty Bopuree.
Hi. Hi. Tell us about that.
- I wanted to use
this opportunity to
introduce you to me
and me and me.
- Well Patty, I think
you really delivered.
- Thank you so much.
Thank you. That
- Child on stage.
Very go-Go Goldilocks
kind of moment here.
- I just thought it was
funny and clever and campy.
- Thank you so much.
Nice job. Thank you
- Ruthie.
Amber. Me?
- Yeah. Oh my god. Hi.
- Let's hear about your look.
- I wanted to get the
pink out of the way
'cause you know it is our
Vanderbilt family color.
Muffy wears it every day.
It's my little slutty homage
to mother. Hope I made
her proud with my girls.
- Yeah, I'm
definitely getting the
Vanderbilt reference there.
Mama would be proud. My
little critique would be,
you've got such a
cute pink dress.
The shoes would've been better
I think if they were pink.
- Oh, hear.
- When you turned around
and we could see the bra
and all that, then it kind
of lost it a little bit.
But otherwise I, I
think the idea is
cute and it's definitely there.
- Thank you.
- Hannah Barbeara.
- Hello friends.
- Hello. Hello. I was
- Really inspired
by my namesake here.
I want to create my very
own mascot character.
Like a little collectible
you can put on the shelf.
- Well you are a little treat
aren't you? These colors pop.
I love the blue and yellow
and the makeup is spectacular.
Good job. Thank you
- Thank you so much.
- I think you look
like a Disney acid
dream and I love
it. I agree with
- With Betty and Ruthie.
It's just an adorable look.
- Thank you so much.
I really appreciate it
Good job to everyone honestly.
Nice job all you did amazing.
Well why don't y'all
go wait back in the rec room
while we talk to the other team.
- Bye
- Bye. I love you all.
- I am so relieved.
Like honestly I wanted
to get this bandaid
ripped off so bad.
Yes. And I knew like, all right,
let's do the first talent show.
Let me get through the
first round of critiques
and then I'm gonna
feel so much better
- Going in there
and just knowing
that you're just,
your job is to own a stage.
Yes. And then it
just all kicks in.
Then you just have no choice
but you just feel so good.
- You know, you just
melt right into it
Being in a brand new setting
totally can be overwhelming.
But once you like find yourself,
you're like, okay, I
got this. Let's go.
- To be honest, I've been like
more nervous in the social
situations of being
at Camp Wannakiki.
And so like being on stage
to me feels like a place
where I am like more
comfortable communicating.
To go back to that
sort of like imagery
of ripping the bandaid
off, it's like I just felt
less nervous once I was actually
out there like sharing my
work with you guys
and seeing yours.
- Do we think anyone
from the other team needs
to be nervous?
Well I'm hoping the last few
seasons nobody has taken a
hike the first episode.
So I'm praying that's
going to happen again.
- Well, hello Oddballs.
- Hi
Whoa, that was a fantastic
talent show.
What a bunch of oddballs.
Y'all are in the
best way possible.
- We love our oddballs.
- Why do campers only
travel in odd numbers? Why?
Because they can't even!
- Wow.
- Oh my god.
Speaking of oddballs.
Alright, well let's go around
and talk to some
of your oddballs
and find out a little bit
more about your looks.
We'd love to hear about
it front and center.
Giddy up clown boy here.
This look is so cute.
Tell us about it.
- Thank you.
I do identify as a drag
clown, so I love to have fun.
I love to be wild.
A big part of my
drag is, you know,
not padding and showing my body.
I think the trans bodies
come in all shapes and sizes
and if I get to embrace that,
I think it's a lot of fun
and I think it opens some eyes
and it's just a good
time all around.
- Well I say hats off to you.
- Thank you.
All of the hats.
All the hats. All the hats.
But keep some of 'em on,
you know, for censorship.
- Yeah, it's true.
- Lulu, let's talk
about this very,
very interesting
concept and look.
- This is quintessential Lulu,
the reveal out of the skirt
and the pencil shaving
into the pencil skirt
- Wink.
- The pencil shaving
reveal was brilliant.
It actually looks like
it's made extremely well.
The tailoring is
outstanding on it
I think this look is sharp.
To the point. To the point.
It is sharp all the
way down to the shoes.
The details were
really, really great
and I got the Christian
Francis Roth reference
with the pencil shaving dress.
But you've made it different.
You made it your own and
it's really, really cute.
Very pin up. Nice job
- Thank you. Thank you.
- Well hello back there.
- What Up?
- You'neek Nu'York.
You'neek Nu'York.
In the flesh
- You know you need her.
- Theater darling
- With the hair.
It's inspired by many of the
black women I grew up with
and I look up to, especially
with the performance style
of brushing out the hair.
I still have trauma to this day
of finding hairballs
all over my house.
But still it is paying
homage to the women I love
and the culture that
I represent. BLM
- Stating the obvious.
It is very unique.
You were the one performance
I laughed the most at.
I was literally LOLing.
Thank you. Great job.
- Thank you so much.
- I thought you got yourself
into quite a hairy situation.
- Someone say I even got
myself in a natty situation,
- But you worked it out.
Martina Brookshire. Oh, oh
my eyes are right here honey.
Oh,
- This look is
very special to me.
When I first started my
drag career, I was very
pageant girl esque.
I was prim and proper
always put together.
This look was the very first
look that I got years ago
and it has made everyone laugh.
It has introduced
me to my campy side.
- Your story was
a a little weird
and I can see that, you know,
weed is legal in
Las Vegas, right?
Yes. Okay, well now it makes
total sense.
Ivanna Peessa
Hello? I kind of want
a pizza looking at you.
- Yeah, I'm feeling hungry.
- I knew from getting this
challenge I was gonna
do a pizza look.
I mean obviously I love
Fringe so much, so, so much
that I wanted to incorporate
into my entire outfit,
including this amazing
headpiece. I made this myself.
- It's a little
arts and craftsy,
but totally cheesy, very campy.
Are you painted underneath?
- I knew I was gonna
get this question asked.
- Oh see. Tt would've been
nice to have the reveal
to take the glasses off during
the presentation just to get
that so we could have seen
it. But I'm glad you are
- Thank you.
This really is your campy
signature look. This is you.
You've nailed the assignment.
- Thank you so much.
- Well we have some very
tough decisions to make,
so why don't y'all wait
backstage in the rec room
while we deliberate.
- Bye.
Thank you. Woo.
Got you girl sis.
Sis. Cuz. Season six,
here we are, season six.
Oh and what a great way
to start this season.
What a fantastic show.
- Oh, lovely talent show
from our new crop of campers.
- Who were some
of your favorites?
Well, personally for me, I
really loved Nutella and Lulu.
I thought both of their
looks were so impeccable
and outstanding.
- For me, I would put You'neek
up there because not only was
it unique, it was hilarious.
And Patty Bourre, what a
fun concept. Head to toe.
- I hate to sound
like a broken record,
but I agree with
everything you said.
I really, really enjoyed
those performances.
- With those four performances
specifically, you had
different spectrums
like Nutella and Lulu.
The costumes themselves
were so impeccably done.
Very polished, very campy.
And then you had the
performance from You'neek
and Patty as well.
So it, it's tough to say
who like my favorite
favorite was.
And I would throw Stevie in
there as an honorable mention
because that look also was
really cool in my opinion.
- It was a fun performance
too. Yeah, for sure.
I would say Amber to me
struggled a little bit.
It looked okay from the front.
But then when Amber
turned around, not so much
- Martina also, I was
just a little confused by it.
She was selling the performance,
but I wasn't really getting
what she was selling.
I'm gonna agree
with both of y'all
and leave it at that. Wow.
- Season six, we're finally
in tune with one another.
finally
Campers, get your
keesters in here
- The winner of Camp Wannakiki
will receive a stupendous
prize package,
including Itza Pola.
a fabulous custom foam
wig by season four camper,
Pola Frost.
Shimmer and Shine with a year's
supply of glittery makeup
by electric cosmetics.
Set sail baby. An all
expense paid cruise
provided by Dream Vacations
and adventures by maps.com.
All this and $10,000
in cold hard cash
provided by Hamburger Mary's
where you can eat, drink,
and be Mary, Baby!
Season six campers.
You all were camp
fantastic today.
In fact, so much so
that you've all earned
your squirrel friend's bag.
- But. And it's a big butt.
- Don't get used to it
because starting tomorrow
we're gonna start sending some
campers hiking.
Ooh. So tonight we do want to
talk to our top two campers,
however, and that
is Patty Bourree
and You'neek Nu'York.
- And the rest of you
cute little campers can get
cozy backstage while you wait
for the badging ceremony.
- Thank you.
Thank you.
- Congratulations Patty
and You'neek y'all
both did amazing today.
What I personally thought
stood out with both
of your presentations
was we asked you
to provide a signature
campy look and you both
provided something that
was so personal to you
and your story and your look.
It was clearly your
signature looks
and you did amazing You.
- I just wanna say
there's a lot of hair on
that stage right now.
Oh yeah. I think
you're both fantastic.
You made me laugh so hard today
and I can't wait to see
what you bring to camp.
- Thank, thank you.
An honor to make you
- Laugh.
Thanks dog
- Indeed.
You both were fantastic today,
but unfortunately there
can only be one winner.
And that winner today
is congratulations.
You'neek Nu'York. Yes.
- Oh my gosh.
- Oh my gosh.
Thank you so much for not
being anti-black. Thank you.
Thank you. I'm like, it
is a dream to be here
and to know that I won the
first challeng is sickening.
No?
- Congratulations.
You've just earned $500 cash.
You both were sickening indeed.
And you both earned your
Squirrel Friends badge.
You can wait backstage
for the badging ceremony.
Actually all three of
you can wait backstage
for the badging ceremony.
- Yes. Let's go. We about
to eat some mac and cheese.
Camp it up at Camp Wannakiki
- So you went to camp, hooked up
with someone named Windex
and then came home and
had to go to a clinic? Yeah.
That's very non-binary of you.
- Real.
- Yes.
- I'm glad no one took a hike.
I'm glad we get one
more day together.
- It's true. - I'm kind of
upset that no one took a hike.
I'm ready for y'all bitches
to go home. - Pack light.
- I feel like I've like
really connected with each
and every one of you over,
like something completely
different and unique
and it's just been really nice.
Like yeah, You'neek.
Oh my God, we're such
a sexy, lovely group.
- Yes. Come on.
Sexy season six.
- It's just nice to just
be like unapologetically us
and it's just so,
it's so refreshing.
'cause I mean, we don't
get to do this often.
We don't just, just
get to hang out and Kiki
and you know, also just like
showcase some amazing art.
- I just know that we all
work so hard to get here
and I'm just like, no matter
what happens, I'm grateful
for this experience
and we're always gonna have
this together. I love you guys.
- Aw, that's gay
- What does it feel like being
like the second person from
Canada on Camp Wannakiki?
- It's honestly really
nerve wracking and exciting.
You know. I come from a scene of
so many weirdos in
the best way possible.
So the fact that I
get to kind of step in
and represent that is a
really big deal to me.
Y'all have all been so lovely
and this has been so fun
and I'm pleasantly surprised
at how well this has gone
so far and I'm so excited. Wait
- This is going well for y'all?
Yes.
- How do we feel about having
so many campers here from
legacies of Camp Wannakiki?
- The rumors are true. Rita
Tarot's my mother, so yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
- Gay. Gasp.
- But you're not the only one.
- No I'm not. No I'm not.
- I think two of them
are sitting next to me.
Yes, they are. Have a sandwich.
- The Vanderbilts are in town.
- The Vanderbilts are in town.
Camp Wannakiki casting
is forming a bit
- of a pattern.
- My mom is Dixie Krystals.
- Yes ma'am. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The first hiker
from last season.
I'm here to do her do her
right. Do her justice.
- Yes ma'am. Right.
- So we're not
continuing patterns
is what you say.
Yeah, we're not continuing
patterns. Hello.
- Season four winner
Clinica Deprecious is
my drag child actually.
So it's like a reverse nepo
situation kind of happening.
- Let me tell you how I feel
about this Nepo baby bullshit.
- Oh my God.
- It doesn't matter
where you came from.
I'm still gonna send you
out into these woods. Okay.
- Alright campers.
It's getting late.
Oh, who's ready
to get tucked in?
- Come on. - I call top bunk.
Come on, Nepo Babies.
This is the first time
everybody's meeting you,
so you gotta. I'm so sorry.
Get outta my shot.
- Hi Camp Wannakiki.
I'm Amber Vanderbilt.
- The,
I'll just sort of, they just,
They really have a nice crack
when you step. Oh the marker.
That was the mark.
God damn it, Patty.
[laughter]
Hi, I'm
- Here we go.
- Oh girls, another
season of Camp
Wannakiki in the
books. I'm so proud.
- Me too.
- Me three. Really?
You didn't do much of anything.
I survived. Believe me,
there were some
iffy moments there.
- Well, we have an entire year
to kill before next season.
I think I'm gonna get
started on that whore list.
I mean on that chore list
that I've been putting off.
- That's a good idea.
And meanwhile, Cherry
and I, we'll work the
business end of things.
You know, do what
we can to drum up
exposure around the world.
Oh, I don't know how
to play the drums though.
You know, we're identical twins,
but I think there might be a
switch missing with this one.
Hey, I think this is
broken. Come on Cherry.
[phone alert sound] Let's
see if we can get you out of
camp without a limp this year.
- Yeah. Well once I
get through this list,
I'll be right behind
you. [phone alert]
God, I love it when a
man says that to me.
[phone alert]
[phone alert]
[phone alert]
[phone alert]
- Oh Cherry, what
a fantastic year.
I can't believe all the
things we got to do and see.
Oh, Betty, it was truly magical.
Is that Ruthie? Ruthie? Wake up!
- Where am I?
What
- Ruthie, have you been
here since last summer?
- Well, I got this notification
and then another one.
And then another one.
And before I knew it
- Well did you manage to
get anything done around
- Here?
Yeah, most of the counselors
at camp. Hide-A-Weenie
Quite a bit from
Camp WhoDaHo. A lot
- Actually.
Well, you better put
yourself together
because the new crop of campers
will be here any minute.
[multiple phone alerts]
Well it would appear as
though they've already arrived.
- Remind me to turn off my
notifications for
the next 10 days.
Camp it up at Camp Wannakiki
- Ooh, - Fresh off the bus.
And I got to sit in the front.
Why Hello adoring fans.
My name is Nutella Fitzgerald
and I'm your dessert dancing
diva from Chicago, Illinois.
Yum. My drag
aesthetic is a glimpse
of old Hollywood glamor.
If it wasn't racist, my
first thought about coming
to Camp Wannakiki was,
did I pack enough shoes?
Do I have enough makeup?
And most importantly, is
there enough underwear?
'cause you can never
have too much underwear.
Am I a competitive person?
Have you met my mother?
My drag name was actually
created by my drag mother,
Rita Tarot.
So watch out bitches.
'cause there's a new
hazelnut spread in town.
I heard a rumor that Nutella
Fitzgerald's going to win
and the others are just
going to sink to the bottom.
[giggles]
Drink up.
- Who wants pizza?
Ivanna Peessa.
Hi, I'm Ivanna Peessa from
Baltimore, Maryland.
That's pizza spelled P-E-E-S-S-A
'cause I'm double cheesy.
I actually have language
processing disorder.
So while I was discovering
my drag, I was eating a lot
of pizza at the time and
the spelling of my name.
A lot of people
don't understand how
to pronounce it and say it.
And that's kind of how I am
when I'm pronouncing words.
A lot of my drag is a nod to
Queer people that are no
longer with us because of HIV
and aids, I like to
reminisce and do.
Sixties, seventies, eighties.
I love working with Fringe.
Make big, beautiful
fun headpieces
id I forget
to shave this season? Nope.
I'm a bearded queen.
- I'm here for
playtime, belly rubs
and a few little rough jokes.
Hi, I'm Martina Brookshire
from the City of Sequins
and Feathers and Sin and Regret.
Las Vegas.
How'd I get my drag name?
Well, I walked into a truck stop
and there it was on
the bathroom wall
and it was fate ever since.
I am most looking forward
to having those other
bitches take a hike
because I'm gonna be camp champ.
People say that my laugh is
like an evil villain laugh
and I say, what are
you talking about?
I don't have a villain. Laugh.
[evil laughs]
This sinner is gonna be a
winner on season six
of Camp Wannakiki. Cha-Ching!
- This season's
about to get nuts.
Hello friends. It's
me, Hannah Barbeara.
Your Saturday morning cartoon
clown here to entertain
and give you all the Jim
Henson Muppet Fantasy.
You've been waiting for, baby.
I think my biggest challenge
here at Camp Wannakiki is
honoring that fucking NDA.
I have so many great costumes
I wanna share with the world.
So having to keep 'em
a secret until all
of this comes out is gonna
drive me absolutely bonkers.
I have been camping
and I hated it.
I'm gonna take the crown
here at Camp Wannakiki,
'cause I have the
bare necessities
to put all these bitches
in their fucking place.
I think I embody camp.
I'm super over exaggerated,
bright, saturated.
I do way too much all the time.
And even though I might
come across as reserved,
I'm a wild card and I have
things you've never seen before.
- Hi.
- Oh, talk about
a self-made man.
Hello, my name is
Stevie Phoenix.
I'm Toledo Ohio's
favorite afterthought.
And I am here on season
six of Camp Wannakiki.
I've never been camping,
which is really funny
because my husband always
tells me I'm really
good at pitching a tent.
I am one of the lucky trans
people whose marriage survived
a transition and I could not
be luckier with the love
and support that
I have from home.
And I have two beautiful
children who I grew
and made all by myself.
I am a papa seahorse and I'm
very, very proud of that.
My first time in drag
was a hot mess express.
I had this denim
drag that I had on
and all I knew how to
do at the time was just
move my dick around.
But that's okay. I
was feeling myself.
And so were other people.
- Hello? Hi. Is here. Ooh,
- Are you mad at me?
I feel like everybody's
already mad at me.
Hi, I'm Patty Bourree.
I'm from Boston, Massachusetts
and my drag name is
a ballet dance move.
It means step of
the drunk in French.
I can show you if I could
get a wide shot. Thank you.
It looks something like this.
I am very much hoping that
at camp I will be able
to eat a s'more.
It's been a long time
since I had a s'more
and I just would really
like to have a s'more.
I wouldn't describe myself
as a competitive person,
but I also wouldn't
describe myself as a loser.
Something I'm really
looking forward
to about camp is finding out
what kind of dick there is
to suck in the Midwest
and sucking it.
I also really like to canoe.
- Hello Gorgeous. Look
at that. I love your boots.
Thank you.
- It's going down.
I'm yelling Amber.
Can one of you boys
get this for me?
- Well,Hi!
- I'm Amber Vanderbilt,
the Blowup Barbie
from Houston, Texas.
And yeah, I'm one of
those Vanderbilts.
I put the amber and camper.
I'm scared that when people see
me on tv they're gonna think
I'm too sexy.
My tits might be too big
and they might not be used to
the bigger in Texas energy.
So I'm just really scared.
In the most campy
can do way possible,
I don't wanna get my hair wet.
I think one of the biggest
challenges I'm gonna have at
camp this season is breaking
out of the Muffy mold
that she Vander-built
last season.
I just don't wanna feel like
there's a pattern going on.
- Country couture. You all
- Look very different. Yeah,
- That's a compliment, girl.
We could say the same.
Amen.
I'm here in all my
non-binary finery and
I'm ready to let it rip.
Howdy. Hi. Hello y'all.
My name's Rip Em and I'm from
Calgary, Alberta, Canada.
I'm worried about the
lack of familiarity here.
I'm in this strange
foreign land.
I'm honestly just hoping
for the best at this point.
I have been to Bible
summer camp as a child,
which was obviously
very traumatizing.
But I did have a
summer romance there
with a boy named Windex.
He gave me head lice.
I think that I'm
the next Camp Champ
because I bring a little
bit of country twang
and Canadian charm.
And that's something
you haven't had yet.
I have a really, really
good business plan set up.
There's no Hamburger
Mary's in my city,
so I'm just gonna move into one.
I don't know which
one, but we're talking
free food, free rent.
The Sugarbakers got me set.
- Well, hi there
Cutie Patootie
- I'm your sweet
treat of season six.
Want a taste? Well,
hey there, it's me,
Lulu Krystals all the way
from Denver, Colorado.
I am your glamorously
campy queen of season six.
- Wink.
- My drag is campy.
It's creative, it's fun,
exciting, exhilarating.
And those are all
the words I know.
One thing I really look forward
to at camp is trying squirrel
meat for the first time.
Do I feel extra pressure
being Dixie's daughter?
- Kind of. But also
she took a hike first,
which I don't think was right.
Also, while we're on
the subject, I'm here
to break this
fucking Denver curse.
- Hi, cuties. Cuties.
- Cuties. Where's that nail?
- Hi.
Good morning everybody. Hi,
- How are you?
My name is You'neek Nu'York.
Ironically from
Richmond, Virginia.
I actually never been to
New York and I'm on Camp
Wannakiki Season six.
Ya-Hoo!
- One thing that I'm looking
forward to doing at camp,
first word Ranger,
second word Danger.
I am that motherfucking diva,
that mother fucking bitch.
That motherfucking girl.
I pride myself on being
not only extremely humble,
but extremely caring.
So with that being
said, I'm going
to slit everyone's
motherfucking throat
for the fucking
Camp Champ title bitch.
- Oh hi. Oh, she's
wild. Go this way.
I think she bites.
yeah. I don't like her.
- I'm Ranger Danger and
I'm here to fuck ing
Amp up my camp. How's
everybody doing?
- Yeah,
- I got a spot here
- You're flexible.
- Oh, hello hello
- Welcome campers to what's sure
to be another spectacular
season of Camp Wannakiki!
- Yes.
- Have we got some fun daily
activities and some
exciting talent show
themes in store for you.
- And just think, one of you
will become the new Camp Champ.
Yes.
- So we hope you
brought your A game
and your campy can-do attitude
because by the looks of it,
it's gonna be some
stiff competition.
And speaking of stiff,
no Ranger Danger.
You cannot compete as
a camper this season.
- awe.
- So what do you say campers?
Who's ready to jump in and
start your very first
daily camp activity?
Well follow us to
the playing fields
- Today campers,
We'll be playing the
world's most popular sport.
- Naked Twitter.
- Yeah.
- No, soccer. - But with
a Camp Wannakiki Twist.
- Of course. Now the rules
of soccer are pretty simple.
All you have to do is kick
the ball into the opposing
team's goal.
Easy breezy. Right?
Well try doing it while running
around in great big
bouncy bubble balls!
Behind you there are five blue
balls and five red balls.
When I say go, you're all
going to run and grab a ball
and that will determine
which team you're on.
On your mark. Get set, go.
- I don't think that there's
anyone who's gonna
get over here.
'cause my team, they've
got strategies and stuff.
They haven't included
me in those strategies,
but I don't think I
need to be included.
I'm Good.
- He headbutted it.
- I can't get up.
Oh my God. I'm tired already.
- Shit. Look at those
campers kicking balls.
- Scratch their eyes out.
- Come on. Come on
- Campers.
Let's go. Let's go. Oh shit.
- Please don't launch
me back to Canada.
- Come on Amber
- Don't kick each
other. Kick the ball.
- I don't think so bitch.
Oh my.
- My tits are literally
in my chest now
Slow the fuck down.
Fuck it, bitch
down. Handball.
- Now we're doing volleyball.
- This is too
many big balls, y'all.
This is way too many big balls.
- I'll get it.
- Oh no. And You'neek is down.
- Go sports ball. I hope
I get a hole in one.
I haven't played with
this many balls since
- College
- Ranger Danger.
He's the best referee.
Trust me. I've seen him blow a
- Whistle
- Pass.
Ooh, catch. Oh yes. Touchdown.
- Oh, oh, oh. Why is
Ruthie rolling be around?
- I don't do this much cardio
unless it's Black Friday.
- Excuse you.
- You know, I'm not really
sure who on the other team
I need to watch out for
because I don't really
think of the other team.
Maybe they should
watch out for me.
- Oh no. Bear down. Great.
Now everybody's gonna think
I'm a fucking hamster.
- Can you even see the ball?
Oh my gosh. Campers.
You people suck at this.
- Please. Not the face.
- Not the face.
[whistle]
The score is zero-zero. Time
to penalty kick up your heels.
- Oh, - That would've been
right in the nuts.
Nice save Ivanna.
- Ah.
- No balls in this goal
Next up. Nutella.
- You gotta block this.
- You gotta block this.
- Oh Ivanna with a kick.
- My synthetic blond unit.
Work. Slay.
That was my good practice round
- After them
And by them I mean Rip Em.
- There we go.
Patty is on a roll.
- No pressure.
- Ooh
- I am hot.
I am sweaty.
I am dirty. But I am
- Winning!
- You'neek. This is it. It
all comes down to you.
- Oh yeah, baby. Yay.
- In your face motherfucker.
Way to go, You'neek.
- We won
- Yeah.
Yeah.
- Go team. Yeah.
Red Team takes it.
- No, this is not my first
experience with blue balls.
- Good evening and welcome
to the first talent
show of season
- Six of Camp
Wannakiki. Season six?
I'm surprised we haven't been
shut down yet. I know, right.
Earlier today our campers
enjoyed a friendly game
of bumper ball soccer.
And tonight on the
talent show stage,
they'll be presenting their
signature campy looks.
I tell you what, I am bananas
for this cast. Me too.
How about you Ruthie?
Why stop at bananas?
I'm ready to toss
everyone's fruit salad.
Well, let's start the show.
- Special delivery to Camp
Wannakiki season six.
Starting off this season,
I'm giving you Camp
Couture clown realness
with extra pepperonis.
I love a fringe
moment, don't you?
I cannot believe I made
it here, but I did.
And I'm here to
feed the children.
My lovin' oven is preheated.
My soft doughy body is needing
some kneading. My
sauce is red and hot.
My jokes are cheesy and
I'm ready for topping.
Who wants a slice? Ivanna
what? Ivanna Peessa!
- Say cheese. Who
cut the cheese?
- Hello peasants, plebeians
and my little pin cushions.
My name is Nutella
Needle-Bobbin.
And I am the queen of the
land of fabrics and textiles.
Let's get right to
the point, shall we?
I heard you were looking
for a Camp Champ.
Well, I've been waiting on pins
and needles for my chance to
thread myself into the pattern
of Camp Wannakiki.
And it's time for this design
duchess to reign supreme.
Wouldn't that be so camp?
- What a buttoned up beauty.
- A sewing look. How fitting.
- Yee-Hoo! [yelling]
- That's cow people
for I'm serving rodeo
clown realness baby.
I'm bringing the best
and silliest of the west.
You know what they say? Save
horse. Ride a clown boy.
I gotta be honest though. This
is totally my first rodeo.
Like where are we
supposed to be after this?
Is this thing recording?
It is. Oh, okay. Slay.
I I really wasn't sure
if it was still on.
- Giddy up and take
me to the rodeo.
I guess hat size doesn't matter
- Lady and gentle twins
of the judges' panel.
May I present to you
Camp Wannakiki's next
gender fluid entity
of giggles and amusement.
Patty Bourree.
This humble Boston based drag
and cabaret icon is best
known for being the
first drag queen
to make blonde synthetic
wigs her entire personality.
When Patty isn't
phoning it in at a
drag brunch she enjoy
Oh, oh God, it's coming.
Aw, it's another Patty Bouree.
I hope she's not a singer
because that's my thing.
- She's so full of
herself. Not anymore.
- Once upon a time There
lived a sensational drag queen
named Martina Brookshire.
One extraordinary evening
before bed, she sashayed
through the enchanted forest
and came across a
mischievous pixie
who cast a wild spell on her.
Poof. Suddenly Martina
found herself trapped in a
colossal face.
As Martina made the
best of her face-cation
she transformed the
forest into the ultimate
drag extravaganza.
So darlings, if you
find yourself stuck
in a ginormous face
just remember Martina
Brookshire, the
trapped drag queen
who turned a spell binding
mishap into a fabulous party.
- If her eyes are down there,
then where are her tits?
- At least her lips are
in the right place.
- As Benjamin Franklin once
said, let them eat cake.
And afterwards I'll have
your head. Sugar spice
and everything slutty.
The bimbo princess is here.
So you all taste my icing.
Okay. A Vanderbilt in pink.
Groundbreaking.
But I'm about to paint this
camp pussy pink. I mean duh.
Just call me your
nepo baby girl.
'cause this is how
I Vanderbilt. Oh.
As much as I loved
catching up with you boys,
a princess's job is never done.
Frogs to kiss and
apples to bite. Chow.
- Now I want rainbow cake.
- Thanks for the
retwist, Sheila.
I'll pay you back tomorrow.
Hey, what up? Ironically
from Richmond, Virginia.
Itsy girl, You'neek Nu'York
for my signature campy look.
I decided to do a look that
I constantly upgrade each
and every year and pay homage
to the amazing black hairstyles
of the women who raised me.
I have a 15 foot long gold
chain train. My Afro purse
and a garment made
completely out
of braiding hair. But alas.
There's always
that patch of hair
that needs some extra attention.
- What a hair-brained idea.
- Aw, you're going
to make me brush.
- Ooh. Who is that
sweet sugary man coming
from around the corner?
It's the candy man.
Would you like some of
his malted milk balls?
Maybe suck on his lollipop.
Careful you don't
get a jaw breaker
because certainly isn't packing
a little runt under there.
A sweet candy coating
on the outside
and an explosion of sticky
flavor on the inside.
The candy man is sure to
satisfy your sweet tooth.
- What a sugarcoated stud.
- I'm a sucker
for a good reveal.
- Hey there world.
If it's not crystal clear
already, let's get to the point.
This doodle diva is
always looking sharp
and ready to prove that I've
got all the write stuff.
Oh yes, Henny. This number Lu
Pencil will draw you like one
of those French girls.
Oh no, dull tip?
Just stick me in your
sharpener and twist away.
I've been shaving this
part for the end. Eraser?
I barely know her.
- I need to jot that down.
- Get the lead out honey.
- Hello friends. It's me.
Hanna Barbeara, your
pop art party animal.
Here to amp up my camp.
My signature style is a
technicolor honey pot
oversaturated with vibrant
hues and positive vibes.
On the hunt for a new reality
After a long hibernation?
Then escape to my den filled
with creative concepts
and possum new pals.
Cue up the campers counselors
because this crafty
cub is ready to play.
Teddy or not? Here I come.
- She puts the bow
and motor boating
- To the odd balls
- To the odd balls.
- I can't reach.
- Okay.
Well honestly I was thinking
more about the challenge
like theme, right?
Signature campy drag.
Like, what do you to sign
something? A pen. Exactly.
So I didn't do that.
I did a pencil.
- Let me tell you how I'm
feeling. Patty.
I swear she said she's all
sweet and innocent right now.
But I know she tried
to sabotage me girl
with that nail on the floor.
She literally Showgirls me.
She's never living this down.
Even when this show is done,
she'll never live it down.
- I know she's your worst enemy,
but Patty really killed it
for me giving birth on stage.
Yeah, she's everything.
- She almost killed
me. For real.
- The question is,
who's the baby daddy?
Oh I think it's Lulu.
- How do I get the slut edit?
[laughing]
- Well Team Plus-One.
Good job today.
It looked like you had a lot
of fun on the field today
and you are so colorful
and fun up here on
the talent show stage.
I love it.
- Thank you.
- So we wanna hear from you
and your inspirations
for these looks today.
Alright, so why
don't we start with
Stevie. Tell us about your look.
- Sure. So this is my
little candy man look.
You know it's very
pageanty on the outside
'cause he's a pageant king.
But it was like, you
know, a little dirty
and nasty on the inside.
So I wanted to give you
daytime and nighttime Stevie
- Take the wrapper off
and what's underneath?
Something sticky and sweet.
Well it is very colorful.
It definitely pops. The details.
There's a lot of them
but it still has a
sort of tailored look.
Yes. Daddy, sugar Daddy.
That's me.
Nutella.
- Well my inspiration is
from my job that I do.
So I'm a full-time drag
queen, but I also am a costume
and clothing designer
and so I just wanted
to incorporate my little
spin on a pin cushion
that I use like
literally every day.
- Well it seams to me. Oh seams?
Get outta here
- That you nailed
it. It's very regal
and your expressions were
just like giving it to me.
Let me tell you. Thank you.
You were like, I am the queen.
- It looks like it's
constructed extraordinarily well
and the materials you used
for the pin cushion part are
just really rich and lovely
and velvety and fantastic.
- Alright, Ms. Patty Bopuree.
Hi. Hi. Tell us about that.
- I wanted to use
this opportunity to
introduce you to me
and me and me.
- Well Patty, I think
you really delivered.
- Thank you so much.
Thank you. That
- Child on stage.
Very go-Go Goldilocks
kind of moment here.
- I just thought it was
funny and clever and campy.
- Thank you so much.
Nice job. Thank you
- Ruthie.
Amber. Me?
- Yeah. Oh my god. Hi.
- Let's hear about your look.
- I wanted to get the
pink out of the way
'cause you know it is our
Vanderbilt family color.
Muffy wears it every day.
It's my little slutty homage
to mother. Hope I made
her proud with my girls.
- Yeah, I'm
definitely getting the
Vanderbilt reference there.
Mama would be proud. My
little critique would be,
you've got such a
cute pink dress.
The shoes would've been better
I think if they were pink.
- Oh, hear.
- When you turned around
and we could see the bra
and all that, then it kind
of lost it a little bit.
But otherwise I, I
think the idea is
cute and it's definitely there.
- Thank you.
- Hannah Barbeara.
- Hello friends.
- Hello. Hello. I was
- Really inspired
by my namesake here.
I want to create my very
own mascot character.
Like a little collectible
you can put on the shelf.
- Well you are a little treat
aren't you? These colors pop.
I love the blue and yellow
and the makeup is spectacular.
Good job. Thank you
- Thank you so much.
- I think you look
like a Disney acid
dream and I love
it. I agree with
- With Betty and Ruthie.
It's just an adorable look.
- Thank you so much.
I really appreciate it
Good job to everyone honestly.
Nice job all you did amazing.
Well why don't y'all
go wait back in the rec room
while we talk to the other team.
- Bye
- Bye. I love you all.
- I am so relieved.
Like honestly I wanted
to get this bandaid
ripped off so bad.
Yes. And I knew like, all right,
let's do the first talent show.
Let me get through the
first round of critiques
and then I'm gonna
feel so much better
- Going in there
and just knowing
that you're just,
your job is to own a stage.
Yes. And then it
just all kicks in.
Then you just have no choice
but you just feel so good.
- You know, you just
melt right into it
Being in a brand new setting
totally can be overwhelming.
But once you like find yourself,
you're like, okay, I
got this. Let's go.
- To be honest, I've been like
more nervous in the social
situations of being
at Camp Wannakiki.
And so like being on stage
to me feels like a place
where I am like more
comfortable communicating.
To go back to that
sort of like imagery
of ripping the bandaid
off, it's like I just felt
less nervous once I was actually
out there like sharing my
work with you guys
and seeing yours.
- Do we think anyone
from the other team needs
to be nervous?
Well I'm hoping the last few
seasons nobody has taken a
hike the first episode.
So I'm praying that's
going to happen again.
- Well, hello Oddballs.
- Hi
Whoa, that was a fantastic
talent show.
What a bunch of oddballs.
Y'all are in the
best way possible.
- We love our oddballs.
- Why do campers only
travel in odd numbers? Why?
Because they can't even!
- Wow.
- Oh my god.
Speaking of oddballs.
Alright, well let's go around
and talk to some
of your oddballs
and find out a little bit
more about your looks.
We'd love to hear about
it front and center.
Giddy up clown boy here.
This look is so cute.
Tell us about it.
- Thank you.
I do identify as a drag
clown, so I love to have fun.
I love to be wild.
A big part of my
drag is, you know,
not padding and showing my body.
I think the trans bodies
come in all shapes and sizes
and if I get to embrace that,
I think it's a lot of fun
and I think it opens some eyes
and it's just a good
time all around.
- Well I say hats off to you.
- Thank you.
All of the hats.
All the hats. All the hats.
But keep some of 'em on,
you know, for censorship.
- Yeah, it's true.
- Lulu, let's talk
about this very,
very interesting
concept and look.
- This is quintessential Lulu,
the reveal out of the skirt
and the pencil shaving
into the pencil skirt
- Wink.
- The pencil shaving
reveal was brilliant.
It actually looks like
it's made extremely well.
The tailoring is
outstanding on it
I think this look is sharp.
To the point. To the point.
It is sharp all the
way down to the shoes.
The details were
really, really great
and I got the Christian
Francis Roth reference
with the pencil shaving dress.
But you've made it different.
You made it your own and
it's really, really cute.
Very pin up. Nice job
- Thank you. Thank you.
- Well hello back there.
- What Up?
- You'neek Nu'York.
You'neek Nu'York.
In the flesh
- You know you need her.
- Theater darling
- With the hair.
It's inspired by many of the
black women I grew up with
and I look up to, especially
with the performance style
of brushing out the hair.
I still have trauma to this day
of finding hairballs
all over my house.
But still it is paying
homage to the women I love
and the culture that
I represent. BLM
- Stating the obvious.
It is very unique.
You were the one performance
I laughed the most at.
I was literally LOLing.
Thank you. Great job.
- Thank you so much.
- I thought you got yourself
into quite a hairy situation.
- Someone say I even got
myself in a natty situation,
- But you worked it out.
Martina Brookshire. Oh, oh
my eyes are right here honey.
Oh,
- This look is
very special to me.
When I first started my
drag career, I was very
pageant girl esque.
I was prim and proper
always put together.
This look was the very first
look that I got years ago
and it has made everyone laugh.
It has introduced
me to my campy side.
- Your story was
a a little weird
and I can see that, you know,
weed is legal in
Las Vegas, right?
Yes. Okay, well now it makes
total sense.
Ivanna Peessa
Hello? I kind of want
a pizza looking at you.
- Yeah, I'm feeling hungry.
- I knew from getting this
challenge I was gonna
do a pizza look.
I mean obviously I love
Fringe so much, so, so much
that I wanted to incorporate
into my entire outfit,
including this amazing
headpiece. I made this myself.
- It's a little
arts and craftsy,
but totally cheesy, very campy.
Are you painted underneath?
- I knew I was gonna
get this question asked.
- Oh see. Tt would've been
nice to have the reveal
to take the glasses off during
the presentation just to get
that so we could have seen
it. But I'm glad you are
- Thank you.
This really is your campy
signature look. This is you.
You've nailed the assignment.
- Thank you so much.
- Well we have some very
tough decisions to make,
so why don't y'all wait
backstage in the rec room
while we deliberate.
- Bye.
Thank you. Woo.
Got you girl sis.
Sis. Cuz. Season six,
here we are, season six.
Oh and what a great way
to start this season.
What a fantastic show.
- Oh, lovely talent show
from our new crop of campers.
- Who were some
of your favorites?
Well, personally for me, I
really loved Nutella and Lulu.
I thought both of their
looks were so impeccable
and outstanding.
- For me, I would put You'neek
up there because not only was
it unique, it was hilarious.
And Patty Bourre, what a
fun concept. Head to toe.
- I hate to sound
like a broken record,
but I agree with
everything you said.
I really, really enjoyed
those performances.
- With those four performances
specifically, you had
different spectrums
like Nutella and Lulu.
The costumes themselves
were so impeccably done.
Very polished, very campy.
And then you had the
performance from You'neek
and Patty as well.
So it, it's tough to say
who like my favorite
favorite was.
And I would throw Stevie in
there as an honorable mention
because that look also was
really cool in my opinion.
- It was a fun performance
too. Yeah, for sure.
I would say Amber to me
struggled a little bit.
It looked okay from the front.
But then when Amber
turned around, not so much
- Martina also, I was
just a little confused by it.
She was selling the performance,
but I wasn't really getting
what she was selling.
I'm gonna agree
with both of y'all
and leave it at that. Wow.
- Season six, we're finally
in tune with one another.
finally
Campers, get your
keesters in here
- The winner of Camp Wannakiki
will receive a stupendous
prize package,
including Itza Pola.
a fabulous custom foam
wig by season four camper,
Pola Frost.
Shimmer and Shine with a year's
supply of glittery makeup
by electric cosmetics.
Set sail baby. An all
expense paid cruise
provided by Dream Vacations
and adventures by maps.com.
All this and $10,000
in cold hard cash
provided by Hamburger Mary's
where you can eat, drink,
and be Mary, Baby!
Season six campers.
You all were camp
fantastic today.
In fact, so much so
that you've all earned
your squirrel friend's bag.
- But. And it's a big butt.
- Don't get used to it
because starting tomorrow
we're gonna start sending some
campers hiking.
Ooh. So tonight we do want to
talk to our top two campers,
however, and that
is Patty Bourree
and You'neek Nu'York.
- And the rest of you
cute little campers can get
cozy backstage while you wait
for the badging ceremony.
- Thank you.
Thank you.
- Congratulations Patty
and You'neek y'all
both did amazing today.
What I personally thought
stood out with both
of your presentations
was we asked you
to provide a signature
campy look and you both
provided something that
was so personal to you
and your story and your look.
It was clearly your
signature looks
and you did amazing You.
- I just wanna say
there's a lot of hair on
that stage right now.
Oh yeah. I think
you're both fantastic.
You made me laugh so hard today
and I can't wait to see
what you bring to camp.
- Thank, thank you.
An honor to make you
- Laugh.
Thanks dog
- Indeed.
You both were fantastic today,
but unfortunately there
can only be one winner.
And that winner today
is congratulations.
You'neek Nu'York. Yes.
- Oh my gosh.
- Oh my gosh.
Thank you so much for not
being anti-black. Thank you.
Thank you. I'm like, it
is a dream to be here
and to know that I won the
first challeng is sickening.
No?
- Congratulations.
You've just earned $500 cash.
You both were sickening indeed.
And you both earned your
Squirrel Friends badge.
You can wait backstage
for the badging ceremony.
Actually all three of
you can wait backstage
for the badging ceremony.
- Yes. Let's go. We about
to eat some mac and cheese.
Camp it up at Camp Wannakiki
- So you went to camp, hooked up
with someone named Windex
and then came home and
had to go to a clinic? Yeah.
That's very non-binary of you.
- Real.
- Yes.
- I'm glad no one took a hike.
I'm glad we get one
more day together.
- It's true. - I'm kind of
upset that no one took a hike.
I'm ready for y'all bitches
to go home. - Pack light.
- I feel like I've like
really connected with each
and every one of you over,
like something completely
different and unique
and it's just been really nice.
Like yeah, You'neek.
Oh my God, we're such
a sexy, lovely group.
- Yes. Come on.
Sexy season six.
- It's just nice to just
be like unapologetically us
and it's just so,
it's so refreshing.
'cause I mean, we don't
get to do this often.
We don't just, just
get to hang out and Kiki
and you know, also just like
showcase some amazing art.
- I just know that we all
work so hard to get here
and I'm just like, no matter
what happens, I'm grateful
for this experience
and we're always gonna have
this together. I love you guys.
- Aw, that's gay
- What does it feel like being
like the second person from
Canada on Camp Wannakiki?
- It's honestly really
nerve wracking and exciting.
You know. I come from a scene of
so many weirdos in
the best way possible.
So the fact that I
get to kind of step in
and represent that is a
really big deal to me.
Y'all have all been so lovely
and this has been so fun
and I'm pleasantly surprised
at how well this has gone
so far and I'm so excited. Wait
- This is going well for y'all?
Yes.
- How do we feel about having
so many campers here from
legacies of Camp Wannakiki?
- The rumors are true. Rita
Tarot's my mother, so yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
- Gay. Gasp.
- But you're not the only one.
- No I'm not. No I'm not.
- I think two of them
are sitting next to me.
Yes, they are. Have a sandwich.
- The Vanderbilts are in town.
- The Vanderbilts are in town.
Camp Wannakiki casting
is forming a bit
- of a pattern.
- My mom is Dixie Krystals.
- Yes ma'am. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The first hiker
from last season.
I'm here to do her do her
right. Do her justice.
- Yes ma'am. Right.
- So we're not
continuing patterns
is what you say.
Yeah, we're not continuing
patterns. Hello.
- Season four winner
Clinica Deprecious is
my drag child actually.
So it's like a reverse nepo
situation kind of happening.
- Let me tell you how I feel
about this Nepo baby bullshit.
- Oh my God.
- It doesn't matter
where you came from.
I'm still gonna send you
out into these woods. Okay.
- Alright campers.
It's getting late.
Oh, who's ready
to get tucked in?
- Come on. - I call top bunk.
Come on, Nepo Babies.
This is the first time
everybody's meeting you,
so you gotta. I'm so sorry.
Get outta my shot.
- Hi Camp Wannakiki.
I'm Amber Vanderbilt.
- The,
I'll just sort of, they just,
They really have a nice crack
when you step. Oh the marker.
That was the mark.
God damn it, Patty.
[laughter]
Hi, I'm
- Here we go.