Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s06e02 Episode Script

(mouse squeaks) (penguins chirp) (screeches) Adventure time, come on, grab your friends, we'll go to very distant lands.
With Jake the dog and Finn the human the fun will never end.
It's adventure time! (dance music plays, indistinct conversations) Denise, we have concluded you're an interesting and conventionally hot woman.
My siblings and I would like to request a date with you.
Are you available for a date with Glob on Saturday, Grod on Friday, Grob on Thursday, or Gob on Sunday? Please select your dates now.
- Aaaah-oooooh! That's nice.
- Eat it, Lich.
- Eat it, Lich.
- Whooo! (chomping) What?! No more crackers! Eeeeeee! - Prismo! Prismo! Hey, man, hey! - Hey.
- Bad news You ran out of cheese crackers.
- What?! No.
- Yeah, man.
What are you gonna do about it? - Jake.
(chuckles) I'm Prismo the wishmaster.
We can have all the cheesy crackers we want.
(laughs) (chomping) Prismo, you make me happy, Prismo.
- Oh, stop! - I'm always smiling when I'm around you.
I just noticed that.
I always am.
I'm always smiling when I'm around you, too.
(giggles) - This feels so good.
- Peppermint butler! Death! - What's up? - Hey, um, those guys are doing selfies on the Lich.
- Is that safe? (chuckles) - Definitely gonna send these to Denise.
Oh, yeah, that's fine.
He's harmless.
Yeah, but why isn't he killing everyone in the room right now Controlling our minds, making us rip each other's eyes out while we buttercup one another? Well, the Lich's primary function is to cause mass death, and since he can't do that while he's trapped in my time room, he's stuck in a standstill, like a machine without a purpose.
- I'm so scared right now.
- Yikes! - Ah, don't worry.
He ain't gonna hurt nobody.
Ha! You got a cup on your head.
Haha! You dingus! (laughs) - See, he's docile as a lamb.
- Hmm.
Well, okay.
- Then I guess I can go for a selfie, too.
- Yeah, man, make your dreams come true.
(both laugh) Oh! What time is it? - Hey, yo, clockface! What time is it? - It's 12:30.
Ah, boo to that.
Yo, Prismo, I got to get back before Finn realizes I'm not home.
He gets worried if I stay out too long.
- All right.
Later, dude.
- Laters! - Jake, where were you? - I was, uh, in the All right, man.
I'm gonna come clean.
I've been doing a lot of partying at Prismo's lately.
- Come on, man! I don't even take lady up there.
- Dude I found out my - human dad is still alive.
- Whoa! What? - He's at some place - called the Citadel.
- Whoa! Are are you gonna go see him? I don't know.
Maybe I shouldn't.
Maybe there's a good reason he didn't raise me, like he was probably captured by thieves and kept a slave for years.
Yeah.
Or maybe he was ambushed in the wild and hid you so you wouldn't - be captured, too.
- Yeah.
Maybe it's better not to rock - the boat.
- But it might also be good to find out if you got any genetic risk factors or allergies or whatever.
Plus, you get to see what you'll look like as an old guy.
Could be cool.
(chuckles lightly) I guess it would be okay to meet him, just to know what I'll look like.
Cool.
Oh! If we hurry, Prismo might still be partying.
- Come on! Just one more game.
- I don't know, Mang.
I was just gonna, like, clean up - and crash out.
- Aw, yeah! More play-ahs! (groans) - You guys want to play some card wars? - No.
- Prismo, we need to get to the Citadel.
- Whoa! You guys do not want to go there Seriously.
Check this out.
The Citadel is a nastisized prison.
Only the worst of the worst end up there.
Real stinkfaces.
These guys are the pits - The armpits.
- Hey, my dad must be, like, the warden there.
I know you can't grant me and Finn any more wishes, so we brought Shelby along to wish - on our behalf.
- Hello.
- Ha! Look at that A little - guy.
- So I wish for A pony for my G.
F.
! - Done.
- Shelby! - Sorry, dudes.
My girl's been hounding me for a pony for months.
I'm gonna mad points for this.
(cellphone rings) Oh, hi! Oh, so you got it? That's great.
You like him? Uh-huh.
You're gonna name him what? - Speedboat? Yeah, that's a good one.
- Dang, Shelby.
A wish wouldn't have worked anyway.
You can only get to the Citadel - committing a cosmic crime.
- So, what do we got to do Rob a cosmic bank or steal - a space baby? - Hoo! Uh, I just remembered I got to go home.
Got to groom my feathers.
Goodbye.
Goodbye! Listen, if you guys are serious about this, all you got to do is find a certain sleeping - old man and bring him here.
- That's it? - Yep, he's on one of those floating islands out there.
It kind of looks like an upside-down duck.
- That doesn't seem like much of a crime.
- Yeah, but that's all there is - to it For now.
- What? - Check it out.
- I got gifts for you guys.
- Heh! Cool.
It's a pen light.
Bazoo! Zoooo! Vroom! Jake, don't look directly in the Aaaaah! (energy buzzing) - Oh! Oh, sorry.
- Pa-choo! Pa-choo! - Pew! Pew! - Pa-choo! Pa-choo! - Pew! Pew! (clears throat) Come on, Finn.
Let's go find this old guy.
Oh, one last thing, dudes.
Whatever you do, don't wake him up.
Okay, you can go now.
Pew! Pew! You ever wonder what happened to make a place all wrecked up like - this? - Nope.
Hey, upside-down duck! No, wait, it's right side up.
Ah-ha! - Hey! Get out here, old man! - Dude, shh! Don't wake him up.
Hey, get out here, old man.
Bazow! Old man.
(mutters) Beep.
Beep.
Beep.
(groans) (hissing) Uh-oh! Finn, a little help.
(hissing continues) Bazap! (glass shatters) (groans) (hissing) Hmm.
Kazow! (glass shatters, energy) (buzzes) Let's hoof it! (grumbling) Jake, don't jostle the package.
(all hissing) Hut! (glass shatters) All right.
- Oh! (all hissing) - There's too many of - them! - Let's see here.
(energy hums) (steam sizzles) - Oh, hey! You're back.
- Dude's got serious - night terrors.
- What now, Prismo? - Okay.
Wake him up.
- What?! - Yeah.
I just wanted one last look at - myself.
- Wait, this old man is you? That's right.
Prismo is nothing but the dream of a wrinkly old man.
Man, I've gotten a lot hairier, but also balder.
Tell me how that makes any sense.
I look like a big, old hairy raisin.
- So, wait, what happens to you when we wake him up? - Poof! I'm a goner.
- Thus ends mighty Prismo.
- Prismo.
- Killing a wishmaster is a cosmic crime.
Once I'm dead, the guardian will show up and take you to the - Citadel.
- I don't think seeing my dad is worth sacrificing your - life.
- Ah, don't worry! As soon as my corporeal body - falls asleep again in a thousand years, I'll be back.
- You sure about this? Hold on, let me take one last look around.
Huh, thought I'd own more stuff - by now.
Okay, let's do it.
- Still feels like a bad - idea, man.
- Psh, what could go wrong? - Wake up.
- But wait! I've changed my mind! (gasps) (gasps) Prismo, don't worry! - I'll put the old man to sleep and get you back! - Dude, that means the - Lich jacked our entry into the Citadel! - Aw, no, man! - How you gonna see your dad?! - Hello? Who are you guys? Could any of you strangers tell me how to go home? I'm done with my nap.
- Old man Prismo.
(breathing heavily) - I just woke up from my nap.
Uh But I'm ready to go back to bed.
I'd like to go home and take a - nap.
- No, old man Prismo.
Don't talk to him! Are you my son? (gasps) (growling) Old man Prismo! No! Lich, I'm gonna kill you! (screams) (laughs) (static warbles) (ice creaking) (laughs) (laughing stops) Oh, dang! I think they're going to the Citadel.
I'm coming, daddyyy! Wait, wait, wait, wait! (both grunt) Look, Jake, more guardians.
The Citadel, I presume.
- Likely so.
- Hey, do you think maybe one of them could be my dad? Nah, I don't think so.
We'll probably know when we see him.
Right.
Right.
That makes sense.
(humming) (static warbles) Hey, the Lich, again.
This must be where the prison cells be at.
See? Good riddance, too.
I hope you rot forever, you awful jerk flapper.
Some people just make the world a worse place to be, just by being around, Jake.
That's right.
Bad apples.
Lock 'em all up, I say, at the bottom of the ocean, where it's too dark to see.
Look at that weird, old kid down there.
He looks just like you.
- Man, look at his clothes.
- Daddyyy! - Wup! (thud!) Aah! All locked up in there.
Do you think maybe he's a criminal, too? Well, it had crossed my mind.
(groans) Geez, man! I wish I hadn't said all that stuff before.
Now my heart feels yellow and green.
(groans loudly) (sighs) Maybe we shouldn't even have come here.
- Whaaaaaa?! (blowing rapidly) - Jake, what did you do?! - It wasn't me! It came from up there! - Gah! He's melting the crystal all up! Breaking cats out left and right! - Turning cats grey! (roars) - Did he trick us, again? - I think he did.
- Hey, kid! (blows) Hey, do me a favor.
Get me out of here, huh? This fire smells crazy! (glass shatters) (groans) Thanks, kid.
Now, where'd you guys park your starskipper? This place is coming down quick, and I'm talking quick like zip-zip, like wow.
- Like boom-boom wow.
(whimpers) - Oh, we we don't have - a starskipper.
- Also, Finn's your son.
- Whaaat?! - No starskipper.
(clears throat) - I said, "Finn's your son".
- He came a long way to meet you.
- Son? Oh! Hey, good for you, kid.
In other news, I still got to get out of here, and the ground is melting.
- Huh.
It's all pooling in the center.
- Hey, um, I I wanted - to ask you something.
I Well - Hup! Hey, wait up! (muffled) Dad! Wait! (gasps) (both gasping) Dad, I wanted to ask you Whoaaaah! Aaaah! (all groaning, gasping) (coughing) Aah! (energy warbles, train whistle blows) - No! - Gree nah gah bah ga da da brahdada! - Gra gra gra gra bra! (laughs) - Finn, I know we normally come out of these things okay, but I got a bad feeling about this.
Just promise me If both my eyes get fried off, you'll fry yours off, too.
What? No.
Listen, you don't got to worry about a thing, Jake old pal.
We just need to defeat those five space villains, hijack the shard they're hijacking, and sail it home to safety.
Easy peasy.
Yeah, Jake, smarten up.
Soon as the last guardian dies, the fighting stops.
See? He's biting the dust right now.
(screams) (groans) Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh (weakly) - It's Okay.
It's okay.
- Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
- Uh-oh, uh-oh.
- You just got to fetch me a gob of that guardian blood, son.
- It's got that good nooch that keeps us young in the crystal.
- Nooch? - Come on, now, partner.
No doddling.
Your old man needs you.
(tink!) (sighs) Attaboy, Flynn! Do it for your old man! Yeah, just get right in there! Don't be shy! (grunting) (splash!) Yeah! Hey, good job, son.
Now rub some of that sap on my leg there.
Make sure to get it into the chicken-wing hole.
(groans) - Dad? - Martin.
- Okay, Martin.
- We need to talk.
- Yeah, okay, kid, but hurry it up.
I'm trying to act cool here, but this thing really stings! (inhales deeply) - Why did you abandon me in the forest when I was a little baby? - Oh! I mean (chuckles) - you know me.
I'm a funny guy.
- Wha Wha (exhales deeply) I don't know.
It was a long time ago.
Who knows? Like, maybe you left me.
(sighs) But, hey, daddy's back! (grunts) You and me, daddy and baby.
Or should I say, "baby and daddy"? Now slap that sap.
(groans) Uck.
Whoa! Would you look at that? Smooth like new.
(scoffs) - Couldn't fix the boot, too, huh? - Dude, s'mores important junk happening! Look! (bubbling) It's time to peel bananas on this fool as a family! How about it, Martin? - Dad? - I got to run to the store! (groans) (explosion) Huh? Fall.
(groans softly) (laughs) (groans) You are alone, child.
(groans) There is only darkness for you, and only death for your people.
These ancients are just the beginning.
I will command a great and - terrible army.
(groaning weakly) - And we will sail to a billion worlds.
We will sail until every light has been extinguished.
You are strong, child.
But I am beyond strength.
I am the end.
And I have come for you, Finn.
(groans weakly) (gasps) Gah! (groaning) What? You don't like this stuff, huh? (whimpering) Right in the doorbell.
Dad! - Jake, finish off the Lich! I got to go catch my dad! - Dude, forget that - loser! (humming) - Dad! Wait! Hey, cool guys.
Looking for a new boss? (tink!) (chomping) Chew faster.
That guy's really moving.
(rip!) Hyup! Ugh! (groaning) - Dad, stop! - Finn! (groans) - Martin, I won't let you escape! - Hey, hey! You're a void caster, right? We got to put some Gas in this buggy.
(energy warbles) Finn, let go! He's not worth it! (screaming) (gasps) Oh, gross! Pedal to the medal.
(energy warbles) (screams) (gasps) Hey, what about air It'll be okay, dude.
(sighs) I mean, at least you finished off the Lich, right? Oh, yeah, that's the good news.
I didn't have to.
One sec.
Up you go! Check this out.
Brand-new baby.
The Lich is super cute now, and he smells real neat.
That sap rebooted him or something.
(lips pop) - I like him a lot.
(train whistle blows) - Over here, fellas! Next stop The Candy Kingdom.
Previous stop This weird place.
Mr.
Pig, I think we should get a d (doorbell rings) - Okay, run.
Go, go, go! - Oh! Oh, this changes everything! Hello!