Camp Wannakiki (2018) s06e02 Episode Script

1
[upbeat carnival music]
- Oh Cherry, it is a
perfect day for a carnival.
I can't wait to play
all these games.
What's your favorite game?
- Pin the tail on the stripper.
[audience laughing]
- That's not a carnival game.
- I know, I know.
Hey, wait a minute.
Shouldn't there be
a big tent here?
Like a big circusy tent
to enhance the ambiance?
- Surprisingly,
you're right for once,
but don't worry, I have
Ruthie working on it.
She seemed really excited,
said something about
having a lot of contacts.
- Oh, I hope you asked her to
get a really large tent.
- Oh, I did. I told
her to get a big top.
- Uh-oh.
[audience laughing]
[upbeat funky music]
- Finally those two gave me
something fun to do.
Up there it is.
One 900 big tops.
[audience laughing]
[phone beeping]
They've never let
me down before.
[phone ringing]
[audience applauding]
- Hello, one 900 big tops
where the only thing
bigger than our tops,
is your bottom.
- Yes hello.
This is Camp counselor
Ruthie from Camp Wannakiki
and I need to order a big top.
- Oh yes, Ruthie.
Let me pull up your account.
Well, well, well I see you're at
our highest level, a
class A ankle grabber.
So I thank you for
your patronage.
- No thank you.
Listen honey, I need
to order a big top
for some carnival related fun.
Maybe you've got like
a sexy ringleader
or someone with a clown fetish.
- Oh, so we're doing
some carnival type
role playing at camp.
- Apparently. All I know is that
the Sugarbaker
Twins specifically
asked for a big top.
- And now that I think of it,
I'm gonna need to
pull up your profile
because I seem to remember
a few questionable reviews
from some of your previous tops.
[audience laughing]
- Oh, I didn't
realize the big tops
reviewed their clients.
- Oh, it's just a
way to make sure
that we're in a
safe environment.
- Well, that last guy I ordered
looked like a liar.
And the one before that.
- It looks like your
profile is linked to
an outstanding
warrant in Florida.
- I can explain that.
I had a little run in
with this crazy girl,
Rhonda one spring break.
She got mad at me
for making fun of her
and for saying that,
"She could never be
a Disney princess."
She has been on a
revenge tour ever since.
Look her up yourself.
Her name's Rhonda,
Rhonda Santez.
A real piece of work that one.
- I'm sorry, I think we're gonna
have to pass on this one.
Have a good day.
- Wait, wait I.
[laptop smacking]
- We need to raise our prices.
[audience laughing]
[upbeat funky music]
[footsteps tapping]
[upbeat funky music]
Camp it up at
Camp Wannakiki
[birds chirping]
[upbeat funky music]
- Good morning
campers and welcome to
the Camp Wannakiki
Big top Carnival.
[campers cheering]
- Today you'll be earning
your big top badge.
- And who doesn't love
a big top am I right?
- Yeah.
- For today's activity,
you will once again be in teams.
But, and it's a big but,
we've decided to mix
it up a little bit.
- YouNeek Patty,
since you were both named
the top campers at last
night's talent show,
you will be today's
team captains.
- Yeah buddy.
- All right, YouNeek.
Why don't you pick first?
- Okay, I pick Lulu.
- I'm absolutely
famished so Ivana Pizza.
- What do I want on my toast?
I want me some Nutella baby.
- Every team needs a
villain so Martina.
- I like to keep my
clothes on please.
Just kidding, Rip 'Em.
- I can barely contain
myself in asking
for Hannah to be on my team.
- Well, I guess everything
is bigger in Texas,
so come on over Amber.
- And I'll also take Stevie.
[upbeat carnival music]
- First up is a game we like
to call popping cherries.
You'll each get
five darts to see
who can pop the most
red balloon cherries.
- Are you ready to begin Patty?
- Are you ready to lose
to me again Nutella?
Five for you and five for me.
- Oh, I didn't know
you could count.
- Barely, there you go.
- After you winner.
[cat screeching]
Here we go.
- Everyone's virginity
is safe from us.
[balloon popping]
Oh.
- Well it hit a star.
- Not to burst your
bubble Nutella.
- God.
- But you're ugly.
- You're filthy.
- You're pretty.
No, I'm sorry.
- Never liked you.
- Well, I've topped again.
Three to two.
- That's gross didn't
know you could top.
- I'm deeply verse.
- Gross.
I smell social injustice.
- Oh my God.
- I smell reparations.
That's what I smell.
- What do I say to that?
- Nothing, to white guilt.
- The next game is ring
a ding ding a ling,
the camper to get the
most rings to land
around a bottle wins.
[bottles clinking]
- Are you ready for this?
- Are you ready for this?
- Yeah, I'm gonna kick your ass.
- You wish.
- Let's do it.
- Okay.
- Ooh, bracelets.
- It fits.
- No, listen.
I'll give you this
piece of candy
if you let me win.
- Tempting, but no.
- Are you going first or me?
- Beauty first.
- Oh.
- Come on.
- I knew you wouldn't.
- You did it on purpose.
- Scoot over bitch.
- Oh, I'm too strong.
- Oh.
- Trying to copy me?
Sabotage.
- Oh.
- I hit the tip.
- Just the tip.
[bell dining]
That's right, that's right.
What you got, what you got?
- Ow, I've been assaulted.
I think that's a negative point.
- No.
- I'm pretty sure.
- Come on.
- I read the rules.
- Okay, get one.
- I don't know how to read.
- That's right.
- Alright, let's go.
- You're not gonna get it.
- Thank you.
Okay.
Oh.
Ivana rematch.
- You wish loo, loo loser.
- [Host] Next up,
it's corn holing.
Now I'm not sure
how you corn hole
at your get togethers,
but today we are
tossing bags into holes.
Three points in the hole,
one point on the board.
First camper to score 10 wins.
- Corn hole, are you ready?
- Oh, I'm ready.
I'm ready for some holes.
- Okay, okay, okay.
Amber Von Tussle, you
get to pick first.
- Oh.
- There you go.
- Okay.
- Okay.
Here we go, my fun bag.
[glass shattering]
- I'm just gonna enjoy the look.
- Don't bend over
in front of me.
- Whoa.
Oh ugh.
- Just throw the damn thing.
- Okay.
- I want it so bad.
- I know, don't we all?
Oh, there we go.
- That's how you know
we're both bottoms
'cause no one's
touched that hole.
- Oh.
- Just because you have your
long giant arms does not mean
that you are going to win.
I'm gonna beat you with
my nice little arms.
- Okay, Godzilla.
[register dinging]
- Suck it Amber.
- Time and place.
[bell dinging]
- Amber, you ain't
coming back from this.
- Ooh, I love that board.
- Easy.
That's it, I'm the winner.
- Fuck.
- [Ruthie] Nothing
says, "Carnival,"
like shoving hot
dogs in your face.
Whoever can eat the most wieners
in a minute is the winner.
- I am so ready to take you down
because I've had lots
of practice going down.
- I like meat.
[upbeat funky music]
- [Ruthie] Ready,
set,
go.
[campers munching]
- Oh my God.
It's not the chewing,
it's the swallowing.
- I'm gonna copy you.
[upbeat funky music]
[campers munching]
[hotdogs smacking]
- He might be tiny
and he might have IBS,
but I can raw dog it.
- I like meat.
- [Crowd] Ten, nine, eight,
seven,
six,
five,
four,
three,
two,
one.
[buzzer ringing]
- Did I do it?
- Wait it was me,
it was me right?
I won.
- [Host] Now who's
ready to get cream pied?
You'll each have three chances
to cream your opponent.
Whoever gets the most cream
on the other camper wins.
- What do you know
about cream pies?
You're Canadian.
- More than you.
All I know is you better
put that protection on.
- Hi everyone, it's me,
Hannah Banana Cream Pie
the third Sugarbaker.
- Aw, oh, you look great.
Look better than you
did before honestly.
Here's hoping my aim's
better than yours.
[pie smacking]
Oh so close.
[upbeat circus music]
I get two more chances here.
You can't move outta the way.
You gotta stay in
the hole, girl.
- I always pull out.
[pie smashing]
- Oh, I almost killed you.
Okay.
- What do you know
about pi anyways?
You can't do math.
- Oh, you're really
right about that.
I am way too gay for that.
[pie smacking]
- Lactose free.
Of course they would put
the two clowns together.
- I'll say.
Well you have used
my cabin bathroom
and I can tell your
aim is pretty off.
So I think I have
the upper hand here.
- It's an easy target.
It looks like you've already
been pied anyways.
- Ah.
Alright girl.
If you injure me,
you're paying for it.
- I hope you're
ready to look like
Ranger Danger after orientation.
[pie smashing]
All right, focus
on the red nose.
Focus on the red nose.
[pie smacking]
It's my final pie, but I hope
you like a sloppy hole.
- Final countdown girl,
you better get it.
- I know it might
be your name sake,
but let em rip.
Does it count if
their face is white?
[upbeat circus music]
- Step right up, step right up.
The Wannakiki Carnival
is coming to a close.
One team ran rings
around the circus
while the other team
needs to hop back
in the clown car.
That said, congratulations
Patty and the Bourree's.
[team cheering]
You won an all you can
eat hot dog buffet.
But you better hurry because
you all need to get ready
for tonight's talent show.
Where the theme will
be, Cir De So Gay.
[campers cheering]
Go on campers, go on.
I need an antacid.
[crickets chirping]
[trumpet honking]
[upbeat funky music]
- Good evening and
welcome to this circus
we call the Camp
Wannakiki Talent Show.
- Earlier today our
campers clowned around
with some carnival games.
- And tonight on the
talent show stage,
they're going under the big top
with a Circe De So Gay theme.
- Something tells
me I'm not going
to see any big tops
during the side show.
- Well, there's only
one way to find out.
Let's start the show.
- [Hanna] The circus is
in town and this big top
is looking for love.
Interested in a strong
man of a gentle touch,
then swipe right to
balance on my tight rope.
I'm known for being
the greatest on earth
and uplifting those around me.
But no matter how many
hoops I jump through,
I'm always left on read.
How can this be a
three ring circus
when I can't even get one?
Well back to the hookup scene.
Mr. Elephant isn't
the only performer
getting his nut tonight.
- I've heard of
junk in your trunk,
but a trunk in your junk?
- I guess there is a big
top in the show tonight.
- [Lulu] Step right up,
welcome to the Sugar
Brothers Ding a ling Circus.
Prepare to be
amazed by the daring
and gravity defying act
of the human cannonball,
Miss Red White and Boobs.
This act will leave
you questioning
the law of physics
and the sanity
of those who launched themselves
through the air at
titillating speeds.
Get ready to witness
this fly or die
act as this double D juggernaut
and her cannonballs become
human projectiles explosive.
- She's a double D daredevil.
I'm glad to see she's
having a blast at camp.
Da da da da da
da da da da da ♪
Da da da da da
da da da da da ♪
- [Amber] Come one, come all,
over my salty popcorn.
This leader doesn't
have a ring on it yet.
So if you have health insurance
or military benefits,
my dms are open
for marriage proposals.
Contact the Sugarbaker twins
for a ticket under my tent.
We can pitch it
when you get here
and just like a carousel I'll be
coming back around for more.
- She just popped
into butter us up.
- [Ivanna] Snacks.
Get your snacks here.
We got all the snacks.
Yes, step right up
folks to Ivana's hut.
We've got extra salty
Ranger Danger nuts,
hard candy Betty apple,
a popping cherry pie
and Ruthie's red funnel cake,
molded after her prolapsed anus.
It's so good, even the
circus animals eat here.
Would you like a small,
medium or large lemonade?
Shh it's piss.
Don't let the
carney's scare you.
We've got the best
snacks at the circus
until the health
inspector arrives.
- I just lost my appetite.
A tisk it a task it, you
can keep that basket.
- [Nutella] An amazing
day at the circus.
Step right up to see Bonnie
the Balancing Bimbo Ballerina
in her death defying
tightrope walking act.
- Two in the pink.
Little does the
audience know
they're in the stink.
This is Bonnie's
first day on the job
and her only real talent is
being a pathological liar.
The only thing
Bonnie can balance
is these fucking umbrellas
and her glue huffing addiction.
Now she's all caught
up in that very rope
and her own web of lies.
Ah, another great
day at the circus.
- Here's to glue.
- Here's to glue too.
- [Martina] Please help me.
I'm an abused circus elephant.
We need to raise our voices
against the cruelty
inflicted upon us
innocent animals in the circus.
This horrendous creature
on my back is evil
and does not care
about us animals.
It's time to end
the exploitation
and suffering we endure
for mere entertainment.
Please unite as a
compassionate community.
Urging authorities to
ban wild animal acts.
Creating a world
where circuses embrace
kindness and empathy.
Join the fight for our freedom.
This goes out to Tyke and Annie,
the elephants and all the
others still suffering.
- Well that's one
deranged circus clown.
- [Stevie] I'm just a
peanut and I've been
stuck under seat 14
in row C for 37 years
and it's not all it's
cracked up to be.
It's nuts how long I've
been under this seat
and there isn't much
legume under here.
The truth is I want nothing more
than to break out of my shell.
I dream about being
the ring master
and I would do all the tricks
with my arms and legs
and I would teach world famous
Drag king Riley
Poppyseed how to juggle.
Everyone would line
up from all over
to put my nuts in their mouth.
Yeah, that's how I would do it.
But I'm just a peanut.
- He's got balls.
- What a nut job.
- [YouNeek] We all
love the animals
in the circus, but
what we don't love
is the piles of animal loving
that they leave on the ground.
Except for one clown,
Scatty the clown.
Scatty comes late at night
to clean the animal
cages in the circus tent.
But what people
don't know is that
Scatty loves their job.
Like really loves their job.
- What a brown noser.
- This talent show
has gone to shit.
- [Rip Em] Cirque
De So Gay is in town
and I happen to be their
fabulous ringleader.
Get under this big top to
experience a ride like no other.
Have you been as
sweet as cotton candy?
Or maybe you've been a naughty
little circus freak.
Pleasure or punishment,
step right up folks.
Come on one, come on all.
- Mm two cherries on top.
- Come on big top energy.
- [Patty] It was a
perfectly normal day
for Mrs. Patty Bouree.
The day she decided against her
better conservative judgment
to take her three
perfectly normal children
to the traveling circus
that had come to town.
But while she was there,
something unexpected occurred.
Mrs. Patty Bourree ran
away with the circus.
Maybe it was the cotton candy
or maybe it was getting
thoroughly well banged
by the lion tamer's assistant.
But Mrs. Bourree knew she would
never see her perfectly
limp dick husband
or normy children ever again.
Good for her.
- Circe De So Chic.
[upbeat funky music]
- I feel like we all
did so good tonight.
Anybody nervous?
- I really am.
This is the one
outfit that I was
just very insecure
about and then seeing
everyone else, I'm
like, "Shit God damn".
- You say, "It's you
but it might be me."
- No, are you kidding?
- Yeah.
My grandmother and my
great-grandmother loved
going to the circus
and I even proposed
to my husband on a safari
watching the elephants.
So justice for the animals.
- Justice for the animals.
- Stop beating the
animals off, Hanna.
So is anyone afraid of clowns?
In particular of me?
- I don't like clowns.
I really don't.
- I love a drag performer
with like half a stack
of construction paper
pasted to their face.
- Being like, I'm a
little creeped out.
- Shady bitch
What you trying to say?
- I'm afraid of you.
That's what I'm trying to say.
- Well, hi campers,
welcome to the Big Top.
- Hello.
- Great job today.
- Yeah, so you had
a new team today.
What was your team name?
- We were the
Philanthropic Individuals
with a Proclivity to
Vehicular Manslaughter.
SLUTS for short.
- Team Sluts.
We wanna hear from you.
Like tell us about your looks.
We'll start with Rip Em.
- Every day is clown
town in my circus.
So you know, I really did
want to take this theme
and do something that's
a little bit
different for myself.
It was a lot of fun.
A little bit outta
my comfort zone.
- Well you looked very
comfortable doing it.
I enjoyed the performance.
It was definitely sexy
but also really silly
and I love two big cherries.
- You would, wouldn't you?
- I thought it was delightful.
- Thank you, thanks so much.
- Lulu Knievel maybe?
- So I definitely took
references from Evil Knievel.
I took references from an old
like way back in the
day, human cannon ball.
I wanted to amp it
up and I thought,
well why not put
some cannon balls
on this baby, you know?
- Well you might wanna
lube those cannonballs
up next time you
try to projectile.
- I know, sometimes
I get get stuck.
- I thought this
was so much fun.
I thought it was just
everything from the concept
to the fit of the
very, very, very
well done fit of that jumpsuit
- It is tight.
- To the nails.
I mean it was just
great overall.
- It was also just campy.
I thought it was boobalious.
- Amber, welcome to the Big Top.
- First time I've
heard that before.
You know the popcorn.
I don't know if I
was trying to pay
homage to Muffy with it
or make fun of her yet.
You know, I wasn't
sure which one.
- I like the the homage
to Mama Muffy there.
I got it immediately
when you walked out.
I was like, "Oh, it's
like Some Like It Hot" oh.
Well let's talk
about this shit show.
- Oh Lord.
- YouNeek NuYork.
Yeah, so I was wondering,
in season six of Camp Wannakiki,
when we would see poop on stage
and we made it all the way
to the second talent show.
- My brand is look
gorgeous, act stupid.
And what's more stupider
than rolling around
and eating shit?
- The performance had me
rolling on the floor laughing.
It was so, so funny.
The look is simple, but
with the performance.
- It was the shit.
- It was, yeah.
- I thought it was
disgusting and gross
and I loved every minute of it.
I didn't wanna like
it as much as I did.
I loved it, I thought
it was so funny.
- The reason why I
chose this silhouette
and why I chose
to be out of body.
I wanted to force myself into
an uncomfortable zone because
I truly hate my out of drag body
and I wanted to
like force myself to
appreciate who I am and
what I've been given
or what I've eaten
and just show that
big bitches can
be beautiful too.
- Absolutely, absolutely.
[campers clapping]
Nutella Fitzgerald,
hi, hi gorgeous.
- Hello gorgeous.
Whenever I think of
big top or circus,
I always think of
a tight rope walker
or like a trapeze artist.
And so I wanted to
just incorporate it
in my own style and in
my own little campy way
while feeling glamorous.
And I thought, you know what?
What if she's a
pathological liar?
What if she can't
walk a tight rope?
You know what I mean?
Like what would happen?
- Well it was over the
big top and super glampy
because you look amazing.
The story and the performance
was just ridiculous.
- I thought it was on point.
Tippy toe points.
Did you make this?
- Yes I did.
- Yeah, you make a lot
of your outfits right?
- I do.
- Yeah.
Well it's stunning.
It's absolutely stunning.
- Thank you.
- This was one of my
favorites of the night.
I love that she's
a tight rope walker
and the outfit is
made out of ropes.
I couldn't get
enough of everything.
I wanna watch a TV
show about this bitch.
- Yes.
- Well campers,
you have given us
a lot to think about.
- Why don't you all go and take
a break in the rec
room and we will
talk to you in a little bit.
- Oh yes.
- Get outta here you sluts.
Get that other team in.
- My lovely beautiful
scatty sister.
Is there a reason
you picked me last?
- Well, yes.
- Well let me, hold on.
I can explain myself.
- No tea, I'm not even mad.
- Amber, you were
just better than
what's her face, Martina.
- Well yeah.
- I'll take it.
You needed a face for the
team and I understand.
- So let's spill it.
Who do we think is
taking a hike tonight?
- I don't have a
confident answer right now
and that's what's making
me so, so nervous.
- I feel like if we
didn't lose today I
wouldn't be worried
at all, honestly.
I am just like wondering
how much of a factor
that's going to play
into our placements
because I really don't
think any of us were
bottom worthy
performers tonight.
- Welcome to the big top,
Patty and the the Bourree's.
Great job today.
- Thank you.
- Yeah, it looked like
y'all are having a lot
of fun on the carnival games
and y'all had the win.
- No immunity though?
- No, too bad.
We're we're doing the things
a little different this season.
We do wanna go around and talk
to each of you about
your looks though.
Martina Brookshire.
- I wanted to step away from
my comfort zone and
show you something
completely different
from Martina Brookshire.
I wanted to take a platform
and get the word spread
out about animal cruelty
'cause it's very dear
and near to my heart.
- Yeah, it definitely
was a powerful statement.
Maybe put a little bit
of a campy spin on it
because it was sort
of like a wah wah.
- Right, right.
- But it is a very
serious topic that needs
to be addressed,
you know, so kudos
for bringing light to that.
- Thank you, thank you.
- I can kind of
agree with Betty on,
you know, trying to
find the campy side
but it was so serious.
I did really enjoy
your performance though
as this deranged clown.
That was just having too much
fun abusing that elephant.
But I tell you what, I'm
going to make a donation
to Save The Elephants
after the show.
- Thank you.
- On your behalf.
So thank you.
- Thank you.
- And put my name on that too.
- Oh.
- All right, we've
got our strong man.
Oh our literal big top
here, Hanna Barbeara.
- Hello friends.
- Tell us about your look.
- At first I was freaking out
'cause my aesthetic is
kind of really inspired
by clowns all the time.
So I wanted to
kind of break away
and do something that
showed some versatility.
And so when I heard the
prompt under the big top,
I was like, "Well, a
big top, a big top."
- I loved it.
I thought it was
funny and clever.
And then you took
this step further
with the elephant.
I think your makeup
is outstanding.
Really, really nicely done.
Did not expect this
from you at all
and I was really
glad you did it.
- Oh wow, thank you so much.
- I could tell that
Ruthie really enjoyed it.
- My God, I love
a good muscle man.
- Move over Ranger Danger.
Who's the new big top in town?
There's room for both of
you under our big tent.
- Let's talk to Patty.
- The concept was
really inspired sort of
by my feelings about drag.
I feel like I can be kind of a,
like an uptight bitch
and drag brings out
a more fun and
playful side of me.
And so the circus was kind of
a metaphor for that.
- Well I don't think
you're an uptight bitch.
- Aw.
- I know an uptight
bitch when I see one.
- Oh.
- Oh.
- Not one but two bitches.
- I didn't say that, I
didn't say that, Patty.
- Patty aesthetically
I really thought
this was one of my
favorite pieces to look at.
You look amazing.
- Thank you.
- Ivanna Peessa.
- Hi, what can I get for ya?
- None of that.
Ivanna nothing from you.
- Oh.
When I heard about
this challenge,
I just got inspired
by my favorite part
about the circus, the food.
I love to do a full
concept with with colors
and matching lashes,
matching headpieces
and things like that.
So that is a part of my brand.
- Yeah, I really liked
that It was, you know,
it definitely was a concept
and the colors
look really great.
- Thank you so much.
- It's really simple.
Like from the neck
down I get the
headdresses kind of the thing.
And it does draw
your eye up there.
It's a little arts and craftsy,
but your story was really funny.
I'm glad that you had
such a disgusting,
funny story about this
concession stand in hell.
I just wish there was more.
- Got it, thank you.
- Let's talk to our
ringmaster Stevie.
- I have been in the circus,
I've got a little circus history
and I knew that you knew that
and so I was trying
to think of a way
like it would just be a shame
if I didn't do any
circus tricks for this.
- I thought it was interesting
that you had this
peanut character
who had this dream and I
think everybody was like,
"Oh," like we actually
felt for the peanut
which is ridiculous.
- Yeah and I think
you really did
show Riley how to juggle.
- I really did.
Juggling really is
like my thing in circus
and that was what I'm
most comfortable doing.
And I felt like I have
to acknowledge the fact
that a drag king has done this
in the past and
he did it because
I taught him how to do it.
- I'm in love with the
detail of the outfit here.
You put a lot of
effort in stoning it.
Do you like to get stoned
is my question, I guess.
[campers laughing]
- So, Patty and the Bourree's
well done today, oh.
- But in the meantime,
why don't you return
to the rec room.
- Thanks campers.
- Thank you so much.
- Oh God, careful.
- Well I don't know how we're
gonna top this talent show.
- You with the top talk.
Get me all horny.
- I thoroughly enjoyed
myself today at camp.
- Everyone had so much
at the fun daily activity
and then tonight they
just wowed us again.
Who were some of your
favorite campers today?
- I gotta say, "I
loved Nutella."
- Nutella knows how to
make a costume impeccably
and then deliver it with
the facial expressions.
- Oh my gosh, so funny.
- The mannerisms,
the props and everything.
Who did you like?
- You know what I
really also liked Hanna,
speaking of big tops, oh.
- It was surprising and it
was campy and it was funny
and it was a great take
on things and I
absolutely loved it.
- I also loved Stevie.
His look was great
as the circus,
you know, ringleader.
But having the backstory
of the peanut dreaming
to be the circus ringleader.
- Very clever.
- Giving all the details
and having the juggling
and the plate and everything.
I thought the look
was really great.
- And I liked how the
peanut shell broke open.
- Yeah.
- And there was Stevie, oh.
- Yay.
- Living his dream.
- Living his dream.
- Living those peanut dreams.
But now who did we maybe
not like as much today?
If someone must
be in the bottom,
I am afraid it might be
our friend Martina Brookshire.
I do appreciate the message.
It just, it wasn't
campy and we're
making a show about camp.
- This is about camp
and also just buying
a store bought costume
and then painting
some stuff on it.
- At a competition
where you know,
other people are going to be
creating amazing things.
I think I could see in her eyes
that she knew she was
in trouble tonight.
- So another camper that
I was really rooting for
but I think kind
of swung and missed
a little bit was
Amber Vanderbilt.
I just felt it was okay
where everyone else
was big top spectacular
- Popcorn was a little stale.
- What do we think about Ivanna?
- Ivanna was just
such a mixed bag.
- A mixed box.
But she's a hoot and a kook.
- I know and I wonder what else
she has in store for us
or is it more of the same?
- Maybe that's the question.
Which of these campers do
we want to see more of?
It's only episode two.
There's a long
season ahead of us.
- Well someone is
taking a hike tonight.
- Well let's bring
back those campers.
- I'm just gonna stress eat.
- [Host] The winner
of Camp Wannakiki will
receive a stupendous
prize package,
including Itza Pola,
a fabulous custom foam wig
by season four
camper Pola Frost.
Shimmer and shine
with a year supply
of glittery makeup
by Elektra Cosmetics.
Set sail baby. An all
expense paid cruise
provided by Dream Vacations
and Adventures by Maps.com.
All this and $10,000
in cold hard cash
provided by Hamburger Mary's
where you can eat,
drink and be Mary baby.
[upbeat funky music]
- Alright campers,
we've said it before,
but great job today,
great job big tops.
- All the big tops.
- But as you know there
are 10 of you up there,
but only nine big top badges.
So tonight one of you
will be taking a hike.
So I'm gonna call a few names.
Patty Bourree
YouNeek NuYork,
Rip Em,
and Lulu Krystals.
Congratulations,
you have all earned
your big top badge.
You are safe, you
may wait backstage
for the badging ceremony.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- All right, campers
you six represent
the top three and
the bottom three
campers for the day.
- Ivanna, we all get
that this is sort of
your aesthetic and your shtick
and this is your
version of camp.
Just a little bit worried that
it's not keeping up
with everybody else.
That said,
congratulations you have
indeed earned your
big top badge.
- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.
So go and join your fellow
campers in the rec room.
- Thanks.
- Stevie Phoenix.
As I said earlier,
I love this look.
This is one of my favorite
looks of the night.
All of us agree and so
close to the top two.
We know you got it in you.
Congratulations, you have earned
your big top badge.
You can wait backstage
for the badging ceremony.
- Thank you so much.
I can't wait to show you
what else I have in store.
- Alright, and then
there were four,
the top two and the
bottom two campers
for the big top day
at Camp Wannakiki.
We're gonna talk to
the top two first.
And that is Nutella Fitzgerald
and Hanna Barbeara.
Wow, what an outstanding
performance today.
How are you feeling Hanna?
- This is something
out of my box.
This is the first time I've
ever painted a drag king face
or anything like this.
So the fact that you guys
are receptive towards it
and like got the joke,
it means the world to me.
Thank you so much.
- Oh, we got it.
It was kind of in our face.
- No, it's subtle.
- Subtle.
- It's subtle.
- Totally subtle.
Nutella.
- I feel really good.
It feels nice to have
my drag like validated
and it makes me feel very
happy and very pretty.
All at the same time.
- You two were
certainly tops today
at the big top day
at Camp Wannakiki
Cirque De So Gay.
But unfortunately
only one of you
can be the winner.
So congratulations
Nutella Fitzgerald.
- Thank you.
[register dinging]
- Congratulations, you've
just earned $500 cash.
- Thank you so much.
I made this look and I
am extremely proud of it
and I honestly,
I'm gonna frame it.
I'm gonna put this
in a shadow box.
I'm gonna love this, yep.
- You should.
You should indeed.
Congratulations Nutella and also
congratulations Hanna.
You've both earned
your big top badge
and you can wait backstage
for the badging ceremony.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- I can't say that I
agree with what they say.
I'm very nervous and I thought
I presented something
very powerful
and if I go take a hike
then I hope at least
the message that
I promoted tonight
gets through to some people.
- It just feels so crazy
to be in the bottom
after such a fun
day with everyone.
And I really don't
want that to end.
I feel good about
what I presented.
I cannot not go
home flat chested.
- Martina Brookshire
and Amber Vanderbilt.
This is the toughest
part at camp.
- Yeah, and especially
for the first person
who's gonna take a hike.
- So Martina, how
are you feeling?
- This is the very
first competition
I've ever been in like for TV
it's very different.
I've stepped outside of my box
that I normally
don't step out of.
- Why do you think you should
get the last big top badge?
- I have so many
more things to show.
They get bigger.
- How much bigger the
stage is only so big.
- Speaking of things
bigger from Texas,
- Well hi.
- Hey Amber, how are
you feeling right now?
- Not the best actually.
I just really had a great day
playing games with everyone
and just getting to know
everyone even better
and deepen the relationships.
I just wasn't letting
myself think about
being in the bottom.
Like, the delusion,
but also just trying
to be optimistic
and I don't have that
fear missing out.
Like I just want to keep playing
and I wanna participate
and I wanna keep showing
you guys who Amber is.
- We have no doubt
that both of you
have a lot to show,
but unfortunately
there just aren't enough
badges for everyone.
- So right now the
three of us are going
to write on our chalkboards
who we think should
receive the last badge.
[tense music]
- So I would love to be able
to give you both
the big top badge
'cause I know you're
both really big tops.
But I do think that Martina,
you should get the last badge.
- Thank you, thank you.
- I believe that Amber
should get the last badge.
- It is always tough to be
the first one to take a hike,
but don't think that
that this is the
last we're gonna see of you.
I would like the last
badge to go to Martina.
- Oh my God.
- Congratulations
Martina Brookshire.
You have earned
your big top badge.
- Thank you, thank you.
- You can wait backstage
for the badging ceremony.
- You're fantastic.
- Sorry my nose.
- Oh Amber.
I picked you up at the
airport the other day
and had such a lovely day
getting to know
you a little bit.
You should be very
proud of yourself
and I know Mama Muffy
should be proud of you too.
- I'm sorry that it is
time for you to leave,
but I'm thrilled that you're
part of this Camp
Wannakiki experience.
- Thank you guys so much.
I didn't think I'd
be running around
in a hamster ball
and a breast plate
at the same time,
but here we are.
I'm very thankful.
Thank you.
- Amber Vanderbilt the first.
- The first and only.
- The first and only.
- I'm too young be a mother.
- Oh, right.
- Who me?
- Amber, my love, my dear.
I am very sorry, but
tonight you have to
take a hike.
- Well, yes.
Thank you.
[upbeat theme music]
[upbeat theme music]
Camp it up at Camp Wannakiki
[crickets chirping]
[bright guitar music]
- Houston, we have a problem.
And it's everyone
here's taste level.
They got rid of
the fashion girl.
To be real, thank
you so much Houston
for helping me get
here in general.
My drag mother Muffy,
my sister Malibu,
Auntie Jacklyn Dior
and Kitty Contour, my sister.
Thank you so much for everything
you've done to get me here.
Yes, I am a bitch.
Yes, I am a dumb bitch.
But I want you to leave
knowing I am that bitch.
And if you come to Houston,
I'll show you a good time.
If this is your
first introduction
to Amber Vanderbilt,
Hi I'm sorry.
And also you're welcome.
Well,
fuck.
[bright guitar music]
Stop.
Y'all are so crazy.
Stop looking at my ass.
[static whirring]
- Hi Teddy bear.
He's so hot, he's so hot.
He's so dreamy, oh my God.
I'm like getting, I'm
getting verklempt.
Just my hands are shaking.
- Alright campers,
you three represent.
- There are six.
- Well you three
and then you three.
You don't know what
I was gonna say.
- Which three are
you looking at?
- [Production] Action.
[air whooshing]
- I know I've got a coupon
around here someplace.
I lost my coupon.
[static whirring]