Teen Titans Go! (2013) s06e02 Episode Script
Crab Shenanigans
1 [bird crowing.]
[cat meowing, mouse squeaking.]
[elephant trumpeting, lion roaring.]
[yelling.]
Yo! That's cool, that's cool That's super dope I like that, like that That's what's up Come kick it with your boy Baby, that's what's up I gets down with the deep, deep That's what's up Yeah, that's what's up Yeah, that's what's up You know this right here, yo That's what's up [pleasant music playing.]
[exclaims.]
Kids, breakfast! No time to eat, Moms.
[Negative Girl.]
We gotta get to the beach.
You better not be hanging out with those dirty crabs again! - [chomps.]
- Hey, them crabs ain't dirty! I don't like those crabs one bit! They are always stealing things and pinching butts.
Those bottom feeders are gonna get you into trouble.
You think everyone's a bottom feeder.
Everyone is! We's appreciate your concerns, but we're gonna go hang out with them cool crab dudes! I also am going to hang out with the cool dude crabs.
Okay, have fun.
- [chomps.]
- [gasps.]
You're not worried I would be influenced by the bad crowd? No, you? You never do anything bad, baby.
[frustrated grunt.]
I can be a bad boy.
I dare you to try it! Maybe I will.
Come on, fool, let's kick it with them crabs.
[Elasti-Girl.]
Hold on, Negative Girl.
Did you do your chores? - Oh! - Busted! Whoo-hoo-hoo.
Can I do them later? You know the rules.
Okay, I'll do them.
- But, ooh, I suddenly don't feel so good.
- [dramatic music plays.]
[coughing.]
[gasps.]
Oh, I hope you're not coming down with something.
She's not sick! I don't know, Chief, - she feels really warm.
- [sizzling.]
Of course, she does.
Her body is radioactive.
[Elasti-Girl.]
She looks so pale! How can you tell? She's covered in bandages.
[wearily.]
It's okay, Mother, the chores must be done.
[whimpers.]
I'm sorry, Papa, is that you? I got dizzy there for a moment.
Get off my leg blanket! - I just ironed it! - [beeps.]
You should go lay down, my darling.
But who will do my chores? Oh, the Chief will do those chores for you.
I'm not doing her chores.
Thanks, Chief.
I'll always remember your kindness.
I said I'm not doing them! Now I want you to go up to your room and rest.
- Don't you do a thing.
- [sniffles.]
Okay, I will.
- [sad music playing.]
- [coughing.]
Such a brave little trouper.
[wicked chuckle.]
Whoo! [chuckles.]
I can't believe she fell for it again! She's so gullible, yo! But what if she checks on you? My body's in there.
She'll never know the difference.
Look at you, all tuckered out.
Now, I don't want you moving a single muscle until you feel better, you hear me.
[dramatic music plays.]
Good.
Now get some rest.
[upbeat music playing.]
Are you dudes ready to go? Yup.
But I can't stay out for long.
Are you afraid of getting in trouble, unlike me, who enjoys the bad boy life very much.
It's because I don't want my body to pee itself.
Who cares, I do it all the time! Yeah, me as well.
Why would you do that? I'd be so embarrassed, I'd go nuclear and destroy this whole city! Do not worry.
We will bring you back before you have to go pee-pee and destroy Codsville.
Totally.
Now, let's go hit up that beach.
[pleasant music playing.]
[rock music playing.]
Whoa-ho! Check out them crabs, yo! All those cool piercings and that hair! What! I did not know crabs had hair.
You gots to get out more, bro! What up, my crabby crabs! [growling.]
Him? Oh, this is my dude, Robotman.
He's cool.
He's cool.
Definitely not a snitch.
It is a pleasure to meet some fellow troublemakers.
Ooh! Ow! Hey! [yelling.]
Ow! Ouch.
Hah, uh, who's down for some crab shenanigans? [crying.]
[grunting.]
[muffled yelling.]
[both yell.]
Man, them crabs be so much fun.
Do you think I've made a favorable impression on them? I'ma be straight with you.
- No.
- How can that be? They think you're a nerd.
That is not true.
Bro, you's a good boy.
No point in trying to be what you isn't.
We shall see who the good boy is.
[spraying.]
Oh, sweet art, bro.
And it looks like the store owner likes it too.
Oh, let us see how he likes my littering.
[squeaking.]
[laughing.]
Nice work, dude, you hooked those racoons up.
Hah! You are so helpful, Robotman.
- [metal clanks.]
- Argh! I'm not trying to be helpful.
I'm trying to be bad as the bone.
- Your candy is mine, now! - [crying.]
[whirring.]
Good thinking, bro.
That baby would have choked on that lollipop.
No! No! I was trying to steal the juicy candy from the baby.
I'm a bad boy.
A very bad boy! [chuckles nervously.]
I uh, I hate to break up the fun, guys, but it's almost pee-pee o'clock.
I have to get back to my body.
[demonic voice.]
Before it pees itself.
That don't means the party gots to stop! Come on, crabs, let's go! We are not supposed to have friends over without permission.
Chill, bro, Chief and Mom are gone.
[door bangs shut.]
[nervous chuckle.]
Uh, what's up, crabby crabs? Ow! Them pincers makes them unstoppable.
Yeah, the pincers, there are too many.
[yells.]
- [metal clanks.]
- No! You dang crabs.
Whatcha doing? [gasps.]
Give that back! Chief and Moms was right.
You really are bad dudes! [tires screech.]
Not cool, bros! Stop! [crashes.]
[tires screech.]
This is very bad.
They took everything.
[whimpers.]
Everything? [grunts.]
Aw, man, they straight up stole your body too.
And I really have to go! There, there.
You must take calming breaths.
Yeah.
You don't wants to go nuclear.
Then get my body back! Okay, okay.
Them crabs stash everything at their hangout.
So alls we gots to do is go over there and get it back.
But what's we gonna do about this? Chief and Moms ain't gonna be happy.
Oh, I will cover you.
After all, it will finally give me a chance to do something [chuckles.]
naughty! You're the best, Robotman.
Okays, I think that's their hideout.
- [gasps.]
- [rock music playing.]
Oh, no! They's using your body like a pinata.
Hey, crabs! We thought yous was our friends.
Give me back my body now! [Beast Boy yelling.]
I'm getting upset! You gots to calm yourself, girl.
I tried but there's too much pinching! Ow, ow.
[yelling.]
[yelling.]
It's doom! Easy there.
Chief, Moms? How'd you know where to find us? - [thud.]
- It was me! I told them everything! [cries.]
I am just so bad at being bad! But being a good boy just might save the day.
Forget the nerd.
We need to get Negative Girl's body back! But how? We can't get past all that pinching.
- [pincers rattling.]
- That isn't a problem for me.
[dramatic music playing.]
[beeps.]
[engine revving.]
Time to take these bottom feeders for a spin.
[tires screeching.]
[laughing wickedly.]
[engine revving.]
[heavy metal music playing.]
Who wants crab legs? Move! I can't hold it anymore! I hope we're not too late.
We've done all we can.
It's up to her now.
[flushing.]
[sighs.]
Crisis averted.
[all sigh in relief.]
Well, now you know why we don't hang out with crabs.
You don't know when it might lead to a nuclear disaster.
You said it, Moms.
From now on, we're only gonna hang out with seagulls.
[imitating seagulls cawing.]
What up, big bros? It's that seagull life.
[Negative Girl yelling.]
[all yelling.]
[growling.]
[cat meowing, mouse squeaking.]
[elephant trumpeting, lion roaring.]
[yelling.]
Yo! That's cool, that's cool That's super dope I like that, like that That's what's up Come kick it with your boy Baby, that's what's up I gets down with the deep, deep That's what's up Yeah, that's what's up Yeah, that's what's up You know this right here, yo That's what's up [pleasant music playing.]
[exclaims.]
Kids, breakfast! No time to eat, Moms.
[Negative Girl.]
We gotta get to the beach.
You better not be hanging out with those dirty crabs again! - [chomps.]
- Hey, them crabs ain't dirty! I don't like those crabs one bit! They are always stealing things and pinching butts.
Those bottom feeders are gonna get you into trouble.
You think everyone's a bottom feeder.
Everyone is! We's appreciate your concerns, but we're gonna go hang out with them cool crab dudes! I also am going to hang out with the cool dude crabs.
Okay, have fun.
- [chomps.]
- [gasps.]
You're not worried I would be influenced by the bad crowd? No, you? You never do anything bad, baby.
[frustrated grunt.]
I can be a bad boy.
I dare you to try it! Maybe I will.
Come on, fool, let's kick it with them crabs.
[Elasti-Girl.]
Hold on, Negative Girl.
Did you do your chores? - Oh! - Busted! Whoo-hoo-hoo.
Can I do them later? You know the rules.
Okay, I'll do them.
- But, ooh, I suddenly don't feel so good.
- [dramatic music plays.]
[coughing.]
[gasps.]
Oh, I hope you're not coming down with something.
She's not sick! I don't know, Chief, - she feels really warm.
- [sizzling.]
Of course, she does.
Her body is radioactive.
[Elasti-Girl.]
She looks so pale! How can you tell? She's covered in bandages.
[wearily.]
It's okay, Mother, the chores must be done.
[whimpers.]
I'm sorry, Papa, is that you? I got dizzy there for a moment.
Get off my leg blanket! - I just ironed it! - [beeps.]
You should go lay down, my darling.
But who will do my chores? Oh, the Chief will do those chores for you.
I'm not doing her chores.
Thanks, Chief.
I'll always remember your kindness.
I said I'm not doing them! Now I want you to go up to your room and rest.
- Don't you do a thing.
- [sniffles.]
Okay, I will.
- [sad music playing.]
- [coughing.]
Such a brave little trouper.
[wicked chuckle.]
Whoo! [chuckles.]
I can't believe she fell for it again! She's so gullible, yo! But what if she checks on you? My body's in there.
She'll never know the difference.
Look at you, all tuckered out.
Now, I don't want you moving a single muscle until you feel better, you hear me.
[dramatic music plays.]
Good.
Now get some rest.
[upbeat music playing.]
Are you dudes ready to go? Yup.
But I can't stay out for long.
Are you afraid of getting in trouble, unlike me, who enjoys the bad boy life very much.
It's because I don't want my body to pee itself.
Who cares, I do it all the time! Yeah, me as well.
Why would you do that? I'd be so embarrassed, I'd go nuclear and destroy this whole city! Do not worry.
We will bring you back before you have to go pee-pee and destroy Codsville.
Totally.
Now, let's go hit up that beach.
[pleasant music playing.]
[rock music playing.]
Whoa-ho! Check out them crabs, yo! All those cool piercings and that hair! What! I did not know crabs had hair.
You gots to get out more, bro! What up, my crabby crabs! [growling.]
Him? Oh, this is my dude, Robotman.
He's cool.
He's cool.
Definitely not a snitch.
It is a pleasure to meet some fellow troublemakers.
Ooh! Ow! Hey! [yelling.]
Ow! Ouch.
Hah, uh, who's down for some crab shenanigans? [crying.]
[grunting.]
[muffled yelling.]
[both yell.]
Man, them crabs be so much fun.
Do you think I've made a favorable impression on them? I'ma be straight with you.
- No.
- How can that be? They think you're a nerd.
That is not true.
Bro, you's a good boy.
No point in trying to be what you isn't.
We shall see who the good boy is.
[spraying.]
Oh, sweet art, bro.
And it looks like the store owner likes it too.
Oh, let us see how he likes my littering.
[squeaking.]
[laughing.]
Nice work, dude, you hooked those racoons up.
Hah! You are so helpful, Robotman.
- [metal clanks.]
- Argh! I'm not trying to be helpful.
I'm trying to be bad as the bone.
- Your candy is mine, now! - [crying.]
[whirring.]
Good thinking, bro.
That baby would have choked on that lollipop.
No! No! I was trying to steal the juicy candy from the baby.
I'm a bad boy.
A very bad boy! [chuckles nervously.]
I uh, I hate to break up the fun, guys, but it's almost pee-pee o'clock.
I have to get back to my body.
[demonic voice.]
Before it pees itself.
That don't means the party gots to stop! Come on, crabs, let's go! We are not supposed to have friends over without permission.
Chill, bro, Chief and Mom are gone.
[door bangs shut.]
[nervous chuckle.]
Uh, what's up, crabby crabs? Ow! Them pincers makes them unstoppable.
Yeah, the pincers, there are too many.
[yells.]
- [metal clanks.]
- No! You dang crabs.
Whatcha doing? [gasps.]
Give that back! Chief and Moms was right.
You really are bad dudes! [tires screech.]
Not cool, bros! Stop! [crashes.]
[tires screech.]
This is very bad.
They took everything.
[whimpers.]
Everything? [grunts.]
Aw, man, they straight up stole your body too.
And I really have to go! There, there.
You must take calming breaths.
Yeah.
You don't wants to go nuclear.
Then get my body back! Okay, okay.
Them crabs stash everything at their hangout.
So alls we gots to do is go over there and get it back.
But what's we gonna do about this? Chief and Moms ain't gonna be happy.
Oh, I will cover you.
After all, it will finally give me a chance to do something [chuckles.]
naughty! You're the best, Robotman.
Okays, I think that's their hideout.
- [gasps.]
- [rock music playing.]
Oh, no! They's using your body like a pinata.
Hey, crabs! We thought yous was our friends.
Give me back my body now! [Beast Boy yelling.]
I'm getting upset! You gots to calm yourself, girl.
I tried but there's too much pinching! Ow, ow.
[yelling.]
[yelling.]
It's doom! Easy there.
Chief, Moms? How'd you know where to find us? - [thud.]
- It was me! I told them everything! [cries.]
I am just so bad at being bad! But being a good boy just might save the day.
Forget the nerd.
We need to get Negative Girl's body back! But how? We can't get past all that pinching.
- [pincers rattling.]
- That isn't a problem for me.
[dramatic music playing.]
[beeps.]
[engine revving.]
Time to take these bottom feeders for a spin.
[tires screeching.]
[laughing wickedly.]
[engine revving.]
[heavy metal music playing.]
Who wants crab legs? Move! I can't hold it anymore! I hope we're not too late.
We've done all we can.
It's up to her now.
[flushing.]
[sighs.]
Crisis averted.
[all sigh in relief.]
Well, now you know why we don't hang out with crabs.
You don't know when it might lead to a nuclear disaster.
You said it, Moms.
From now on, we're only gonna hang out with seagulls.
[imitating seagulls cawing.]
What up, big bros? It's that seagull life.
[Negative Girl yelling.]
[all yelling.]
[growling.]