Space Ghost Coast to Coast (1993) s06e03 Episode Script
Girl Hair
Ha ha ha! Ok, off you go.
Ha ha ha! Ok, off you go.
Ok, off you go.
When did you get teeth?
When did you get teeth? You like them?
When did you get teeth? You like them? No, I don't like them.
You like them? No, I don't like them. Uh!
No, I don't like them. Uh! Ow!
Uh! Ow! Uh! My teeth!
Ow! Uh! My teeth! I like that.
Uh! My teeth! I like that. My teeth!
I like that. My teeth! They look better
my teeth! They look better on the floor.
They look better on the floor. Pfoo!
On the floor. Pfoo! Hey, zorak.
Pfoo! Hey, zorak. Yeah.
Hey, zorak. Yeah. You made a mess on
yeah. You made a mess on the floor there, buddy.
Hey. That's for knocking That's for knocking my teeth out.
Where's the love Where's the love in this group?
Where's the love in this group? Hanson! Whoo!
In this group? Hanson! Whoo! There's no bondage.
Hanson! Whoo! There's no bondage. Where's the love, man?
There's no bondage. Where's the love, man? Now, you boys have
where's the love, man? Now, you boys have teeth, don't you?
Now, you boys have teeth, don't you? What?
Teeth, don't you? What? Look at that--
what? Look at that-- 3 boys with teeth!
Look at that-- 3 boys with teeth!
And hairBeautiful girl hair.
3 boys with teeth! And hairBeautiful
girl hair. What are you trying to say?
And hairBeautiful girl hair.
What are you trying to say? The little one looks
what are you trying to say?
The little one looks like Claudia schiffer.
The little one looks like Claudia schiffer. Wow.
Like Claudia schiffer. Wow. Can I be your co-host?
Wow. Can I be your co-host? All righty.
Can I be your co-host? All righty. Let's comb it.
All righty. Let's comb it. That would rule!
Let's comb it. That would rule! Yeah, you can comb it
that would rule! Yeah, you can comb it with my freaking teeth!
Yeah, you can comb it with my freaking teeth! Yaaaah!
With my freaking teeth! Yaaaah! Take a little of this with you!
Yaaaah! Take a little of this with you!
Take a little of this with you! I'll crack you like a lobster!
I'll crack you like a lobster!
I'll crack you like a lobster! Oh, that's me.
Oh, that's me. Uh, I got to take this.
Oh, that's me. Uh, I got to take this. Anyone have a comb?
Uh, I got to take this. Anyone have a comb? Who's got a comb?
Anyone have a comb? Who's got a comb? Think I got a rake.
Who's got a comb? Think I got a rake. Huh?
Think I got a rake. Huh? If that helps.
Huh? If that helps. No. We need a comb.
If that helps. No. We need a comb. It's really sharp.
No. We need a comb. It's really sharp. Go buy a comb.
It's really sharp. Go buy a comb. Uh, all right.
Go buy a comb. Uh, all right. I'll do it in 5 minutes.
Uh, all right. I'll do it in 5 minutes.
Moltar, just go buy a comb.
I'll do it in 5 minutes. Moltar, just go buy a comb. I'll do it!
Moltar, just go buy a comb. I'll do it! In 5 minutes.
I'll do it! In 5 minutes. Wait. I've got it! Construct
in 5 minutes. Wait. I've got it!
Construct a robot, name it Orlando,
wait. I've got it! Construct a robot,
name it Orlando, and program it to go purchase
a robot, name it Orlando, and program
it to go purchase a comb for hanson.
And program it to go purchase a comb
for hanson. I'll get right on that.
A comb for hanson. I'll get right on that. An unbreakable comb.
I'll get right on that.
An unbreakable comb. Uh. We got a wet vac?
An unbreakable comb. Uh.
We got a wet vac? Are you gold-bricking?
Uh. We got a wet vac? Are you gold-bricking? What does it look
are you gold-bricking? What does it look like I'm doing?
What does it look like I'm doing? I like it when--
like I'm doing? I like it when-- when zorak looks blown up.
I like it when-- when zorak looks blown up.
Is that what hanson wants?
When zorak looks blown up. Is that
what hanson wants? Then let me make it
is that what hanson wants? Then let me make it about to happen.
Then let me make it about to happen. Yarghh
You look like a big blowfish! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha! Maybe I should
ha ha ha! Ha ha! Maybe I should call you hootie! Ha ha ha!
Ha ha! Maybe I should call you hootie! Ha ha ha! Ahhhh
Call you hootie! Ha ha ha! Ahhhh Ehh
Ahhhh Ehh Ok! Now he dies.
Ehh Ok! Now he dies. No, I want to be shot!
Ok! Now he dies. No, I want to be shot! Please?
No, I want to be shot! Please? So, you like
please? So, you like the lasers, do you?
So, you like the lasers, do you? Yes!
The lasers, do you? Yes! All righty!
Yes! All righty! Can you get us, too?
All righty! Can you get us, too? Just shoot us, all three.
Can you get us, too? Just shoot us, all three.
No, no, no. I'm gonna--
just shoot us, all three. No, no, no.
I'm gonna-- I'm gonna move.
No, no, no. I'm gonna-- I'm gonna move.
I'm gonna do the trick shot,
I'm gonna move. I'm gonna do the trick shot,
Moltar. Check this out.
Hey, remember how cool it was the
last time when I did the trick shot?
All right, screw it. Now, don't go telling your dad on me!
Now, don't go telling your dad on me! Oh, God, it hurts!
Your dad on me! Oh, God, it hurts! That looks like fun.
Oh, God, it hurts! That looks like fun. Now comes pain.
That looks like fun. Now comes pain. Oh, yes!
Now comes pain. Oh, yes! Oh, higher! Please!
Oh, yes! Oh, higher! Please! Ohh
Oh, higher! Please! Ohh Is this legal?
Ohh Is this legal? Oh!
Is this legal? Oh! Walk it off, zac.
Oh! Walk it off, zac. Walk it off.
Walk it off, zac. Walk it off. Wow! Man! Maybe you
walk it off. Wow! Man! Maybe you should use the 11.
Wow! Man! Maybe you should use the 11. You want yours now,
should use the 11. You want yours now, young man?
You want yours now, young man? Come on!
Young man? Come on! Ok, a little lower.
Come on! Ok, a little lower. Little lower. Little lower.
Ok, a little lower. Little lower.
Little lower. You don't want it
little lower. Little lower. You don't want it lower. Ha ha!
You don't want it lower. Ha ha! Zorak, take a picture of us.
Lower. Ha ha! Zorak, take a picture of us.
Zorak, take a picture of us. Ooh, wait! I want Orlando
Ooh, wait! I want Orlando in the picture. Orlando?
Ooh, wait! I want Orlando in the picture.
Orlando? Where's Orlando?
In the picture. Orlando? Where's Orlando? Ehh
Where's Orlando? Ehh That was fun. Blow me up again.
Ehh That was fun. Blow me up again. Orlando?
That was fun. Blow me up again. Orlando? Blow me up again!
Orlando? Blow me up again! Orlando!
Blow me up again! Orlando! Come on. I like it.
Orlando! Come on. I like it. We're waiting.
Come on. I like it. We're waiting. Blow me up. Blow me up again!
We're waiting. Blow me up.
Blow me up again! Don't you want your picture
blow me up. Blow me up again!
Don't you want your picture taken with hanson?
Don't you want your picture taken
with hanson? Come on, blow--agghh!
Taken with hanson? Come on,
blow--agghh! Moltar, where's Orlando?
Come on, blow--agghh! Moltar,
where's Orlando? Oh, uh, you know what?
Moltar, where's Orlando? Oh, uh,
you know what? I made him, but then he
oh, uh, you know what? I made him,
but then he was bad-mouthing you all
I made him, but then he was bad-mouthing
you all over the set, so I exiled him
was bad-mouthing you all over the set,
so I exiled him from the building.
Over the set, so I exiled him from the building.
Heads-up thinking, Moltar.
From the building. Heads-up thinking, Moltar.
Come down here for your reward.
You guys! You shouldn't have. Liar, liar, liar,
liar, liar! Liar, liar, liar, liar, liar!
Liar, liar, liar, liar, liar! Liar,
liar, liar, liar, liar! Well, I--
liar, liar, liar, liar, liar! Well, I-- liar, liar! Liar! Liar!
Well, I-- liar, liar! Liar! Liar! Where do you get off?
Liar, liar! Liar! Liar!
Where do you get off? It wasn't like that.
Where do you get off? It wasn't like that. Oh, I'm just kidding.
It wasn't like that. Oh, I'm just kidding.
It's just my little way
oh, I'm just kidding. It's just my little way of promoting you.
It's just my little way of promoting you. Really?
Of promoting you. Really? Yep. You're the new
really? Yep. You're the new vice president of this general
yep. You're the new vice president of
this general area except for my desk.
Vice president of this general area except
for my desk. And, uh, take care of your
area except for my desk. And, uh,
take care of your brother while we're gone.
And, uh, take care of your brother
while we're gone. Where are you going?
Brother while we're gone. Where are you going?
Where do you think? To get
where are you going? Where do you think?
To get these boys a comb. Come on,
where do you think? To get these boys a comb.
Come on, hanson, let's go camping!
These boys a comb. Come on, hanson,
let's go camping! And his whole head was made
hanson, let's go camping! And his whole head was made of bacon!
And his whole head was made of bacon! Oh, man!
Of bacon! Oh, man! Ha ha ha!
Oh, man! Ha ha ha! Oh, that was a good one.
Ha ha ha! Oh, that was a good one. HeyYou boys ever hear
oh, that was a good one. Hey
You boys ever hear the story of the oasis
heyYou boys ever hear the story of
the oasis of the headless mad comber
the story of the oasis of the
headless mad comber of comb Mountain?
Of the headless mad comber of comb Mountain?
No. Shh! You hear that?
Shh! You hear that? Crickets.
Crickets. Aah!
Crickets. Aah! Legend has it
aah! Legend has it you can hear him
Legend has it you can hear him Aah!
You can hear him Aah! Every night at
aah! Every night at about this time,
every night at about this time, sharpening his comb,
about this time, sharpening his comb, his pink plastic comb
Sharpening his comb, his pink plastic comb Yeah.
His pink plastic comb Yeah. Asking his victims, "part
yeah. Asking his victims, "part on the right or the left?"
Asking his victims, "part on the
right or the left?" Hooks for feet.
On the right or the left?" Hooks for feet. No.
Hooks for feet. No. Hooks for feet!
No. Hooks for feet! Eyes made of wood.
Hooks for feet! Eyes made of wood. Combing, combing, harder and
eyes made of wood. Combing, combing,
harder and harder, until you are dead!
Combing, combing, harder and harder, until you are dead! Ohh
Harder, until you are dead! Ohh One say he just disappeared.
Ohh One say he just disappeared. Others say he's still
one say he just disappeared.
Others say he's still hereCombing
Others say he's still hereCombing
HereCombing Combing
Combing Combing! Oh, no! Oh, no!
Hey, I got to go to the bathroom. Ohh
To the bathroom. Ohh No, no, no, no!
Ohh No, no, no, no! In my apartment.
No, no, no, no! In my apartment. Yes.
In my apartment. Yes. Of course.
Yes. Of course. So how's about this
of course. So how's about this for a crib?
So how's about this for a crib? Whoa!
For a crib? Whoa! Chrome, man.
Whoa! Chrome, man. Oh Chrome, man. Oh I like it.
Oh I like it. Hey, look, my show is on!
I like it. Hey, look, my show is on! Fire! Ha ha ha!
Hey, look, my show is on! Fire! Ha ha ha!
Fire! Ha ha ha!
We should, uh We should, uh Probably go back there.
I love driving you boys around.
Driving hanson comes naturally to me.
Driving hanson comes naturally to me. I think Space Ghost sounds
naturally to me. I think Space Ghost
sounds really kind of cool, you know?
I think Space Ghost sounds really kind of cool,
you know? You know, this entire show,
really kind of cool, you know? You know,
this entire show, he's been talking about how
you know, this entire show, he's been talking
about how awesome Space Ghost--you are.
He's been talking about how awesome Space Ghost--
you are. I'm sucking up.
Awesome Space Ghost--you are. I'm sucking up.
He's just--he's sucking up.
I'm sucking up. He's just--he's sucking up.
I guess I really ought to
he's just--he's sucking up. I guess I really
ought to be watching where we're going,
I guess I really ought to be watching
where we're going, but I'm not.
Be watching where we're going, but I'm not.
Do we get a cool invisible
but I'm not. Do we get a cool invisible
thing that makes us invisible?
Do we get a cool invisible thing that
makes us invisible? Like one of those
thing that makes us invisible? Like one of those belt things?
Like one of those belt things? Seatbelts? Those are
belt things? Seatbelts? Those are for nerds. You boys aren't
seatbelts? Those are for nerds.
You boys aren't nerds, are you? 'Cause this
for nerds. You boys aren't nerds,
are you? 'Cause this ain't the nerd taxi.
Nerds, are you? 'Cause this ain't
the nerd taxi. Obstruction alert.
Ain't the nerd taxi. Obstruction alert. Driving is so boring.
Obstruction alert. Driving is so boring. Let's sing a song.
Driving is so boring. Let's sing a song. Collision imminent.
Let's sing a song. Collision imminent.
You need to be more parental.
Collision imminent. You need to be more parental. Parental?
You need to be more parental. Parental? Sometimes.
Parental? Sometimes. No, he doesn't.
Sometimes. No, he doesn't. He's Space Ghost.
No, he doesn't. He's Space Ghost. Yeah, mind your
he's Space Ghost. Yeah, mind your own business, Isaac.
Yeah, mind your own business, Isaac. Ok. On second thought
Own business, Isaac. Ok. On second thought
What were you thinking, ike?
Ok. On second thought What were you thinking,
ike? Come on, get us rolling.
What were you thinking, ike? Come on,
a boom boom boom boom, Moltar
Space Ghost a boom boom boom boom,
Moltar a boom boom boom boom, zorak
a boom boom boom boom, Moltar a boom boom
boom boom, zorak a boom boom boom boom
a boom boom boom boom, zorak a boom boom boom boom Space Ghost
a boom boom boom boom Space Ghost hanson!
Space Ghost Space Ghost a boom boom boom boom, Moltar
Space Ghost a boom boom boom boom, Moltar Space Ghost
a boom boom boom boom, Moltar Space Ghost a boom boom
Space Ghost a boom boom Space Ghost
a boom boom Space Ghost that's a horrible song!
Space Ghost that's a horrible song! Keep singing.
Moltar a boom boom boom boom, zorak a boom boom boom boom
a boom boom boom boom, zorak a boom boom boom boom watch out
a boom boom boom boom watch out ooh!
Watch out ooh! Aaah!
Ooh! Aaah! That was bad!
Aaah! That was bad! Agghhh!
That was bad! Agghhh!
Agghhh! Well, that's upsetting.
Well, that's upsetting. This is not good. Ok?
Well, that's upsetting. This is not good.
Ok? You boys have to go.
This is not good. Ok? You boys have to go. Be careful. That's a
you boys have to go. Be careful.
That's a dangerous weapon that you
be careful. That's a dangerous weapon that you have on there.
Dangerous weapon that you have on there. You saw me hit that
have on there. You saw me hit that old lady, and I can't have
you saw me hit that old lady,
and I can't have this on my record.
Old lady, and I can't have this on my record. Oh, bad idea.
This on my record. Oh, bad idea. How about we just run,
oh, bad idea. How about we just run, and you can--
how about we just run, and you can-- we'll teleport out of here.
And you can-- we'll teleport out of here. You're not running
we'll teleport out of here. You're not running anywhere, Taylor.
You're not running anywhere, Taylor. What are you trying to say?
Anywhere, Taylor. What are you trying to say?
What I'm trying to say is
What are you trying to say? What I'm
Good-bye oh! Good-bye, world!
Hey, what happened to the-- it's out. What about--
it's out. What about-- it's fixed.
What about-- it's fixed. Good. Good.
It's fixed. Good. Good. Where's hanson?
Good. Good. Where's hanson? Uh, how should I know?
Where's hanson? Uh, how should I know? Well, you had them!
Uh, how should I know? Well, you had them! Ohh, hanson!
Well, you had them! Ohh, hanson! Yeah, we got that comb.
Ohh, hanson! Yeah, we got that comb. Yeah? And?
Yeah, we got that comb. Yeah? And? Oh, and, uh, then I took them
yeah? And? Oh, and, uh, then I took
them home to be with their dad.
Oh, and, uh, then I took them home to be
with their dad. Then why is he on the phone
home to be with their dad. Then why is he
on the phone looking for them at his house?
Then why is he on the phone looking
for them at his house? Hang up.
Looking for them at his house? Hang up.
Hang up.
It's daddy.
It's daddy. Moltar, how can I
it's daddy. Moltar, how can I talk to Mr. hanson after I just
Moltar, how can I talk to Mr. hanson
after I just mowed down the tooth fairy?
Talk to Mr. hanson after I just mowed down
the tooth fairy? Why would he care? He don't
mowed down the tooth fairy? Why would he care?
He don't even know the tooth fairy.
Why would he care? He don't even know
the tooth fairy. Maybe because I hurled
even know the tooth fairy. Maybe because
I hurled his sons into space to dispose
maybe because I hurled his sons into space
to dispose of them because they were
his sons into space to dispose of them because
they were witnesses? You think he might
of them because they were witnesses?
You think he might care about that, Moltar? Do you?
Witnesses? You think he might care about that,
Moltar? Do you? You sure she's dead?
Care about that, Moltar? Do you? You sure she's dead? Uh, yeah.
You sure she's dead? Uh, yeah. Can never tell.
Uh, yeah. Can never tell. She was on fire, Moltar.
Can never tell. She was on fire, Moltar. You know? Fire?
She was on fire, Moltar.
You know? Fire? Hey, are those your teeth?
You know? Fire? Hey, are those your teeth? They are now.
Hey, are those your teeth? They are now. Give me those teeth!
They are now. Give me those teeth! Why?
Give me those teeth! Why? So I can get into clubs.
Why? So I can get into clubs. You don't go to clubs.
So I can get into clubs.
You don't go to clubs. Because I don't have
you don't go to clubs. Because I don't have any teeth!
Because I don't have any teeth! Ho ho ho ho ho ho!
Any teeth! Ho ho ho ho ho ho! It's Santa!
Ho ho ho ho ho ho! It's Santa! Christmas isn't about
it's Santa! Christmas isn't about getting into clubs, zorak.
Christmas isn't about getting into clubs, zorak. Hi, Santa!
Getting into clubs, zorak. Hi, Santa! Did you get my letter?
Hi, Santa! Did you get my letter? Space Ghost, you've destroyed
did you get my letter? Space Ghost,
you've destroyed the tooth fairy.
Space Ghost, you've destroyed the tooth fairy. Nuh-uh!
The tooth fairy. Nuh-uh! I know when you've been
nuh-uh! I know when you've been bad and good, and you've been
I know when you've been bad and good,
and you've been very good! I've been trying
bad and good, and you've been very good!
I've been trying to kill her myself for years.
Very good! I've been trying to kill her
myself for years. Ho ho ho ho ho ho!
To kill her myself for years.
Ho ho ho ho ho ho! But why, Santa? Why?
Ho ho ho ho ho ho! But why,
Santa? Why? So that I could be the tooth
but why, Santa? Why? So that I could be
the tooth fairy, Moltar. Then Santa could
so that I could be the tooth fairy, Moltar.
Then Santa could use all the little children's
fairy, Moltar. Then Santa could use all the
little children's teeth to make bizarre and
use all the little children's teeth to
make bizarre and twisted toys for Santa's
teeth to make bizarre and twisted
toys for Santa's own amusement.
Twisted toys for Santa's own amusement. Ho ho ho ho ho!
Own amusement. Ho ho ho ho ho! That doesn't sound
ho ho ho ho ho! That doesn't sound like the Santa I know.
That doesn't sound like the Santa I know.
Because I'm not the Santa
like the Santa I know. Because I'm not
the Santa you know! I'm bizarro Santa,
because I'm not the Santa you know! I'm bizarro Santa,
from the electroid dimension!
You know! I'm bizarro Santa,
from the electroid dimension! Yaaahh!
Hey. The tooth fairy. Uh! Zombie! All right!
Uh! Zombie! All right! Hey, I mowed you over!
All right! Hey, I mowed you over! No, Space Ghost.
Hey, I mowed you over! No, Space Ghost. You destroyed a robot
no, Space Ghost. You destroyed a robot built to look like me.
You destroyed a robot built to look like me. Ok.
Built to look like me. Ok. Bizarro Santa has been
ok. Bizarro Santa has been trying to kill me for years.
Bizarro Santa has been trying to kill
me for years. Ho ho oh Tannenbaum! You
trying to kill me for years. Ho ho oh Tannenbaum!
You gonna believe that fairy tale?
Ho ho oh Tannenbaum! You gonna believe that fairy tale?
Trust in me. I'm the good one.
Gonna believe that fairy tale? Trust in me.
I'm the good one. No, Space Ghost.
Trust in me. I'm the good one.
No, Space Ghost. I'm the good one.
No, Space Ghost. I'm the good one. Ho ho ho! Silence!
I'm the good one. Ho ho ho! Silence! Oh, no!
Ho ho ho! Silence! Oh, no! Ho ho ho! Give me the teeth!
Oh, no! Ho ho ho! Give me the teeth! But I paid for those!
Ho ho ho! Give me the teeth! But I paid for those!
I have plans for those teeth!
But I paid for those! I have plans for those teeth!
Let me just grab a handful.
I have plans for those teeth!
Let me just grab a handful. They belong to me!
Let me just grab a handful. They belong to me! For the clubs.
They belong to me! For the clubs. You'll never get into a club!
For the clubs. You'll never get into a club!
What if I have a date?
You'll never get into a club!
What if I have a date? Give me those teeth!
What if I have a date? Give me those teeth!
Give me those teeth! All right, everybody,
All right, everybody, just hold on a second!
All right, everybody, just hold on a second! What happened?
Just hold on a second! What happened?
What happened? Take a hike, Luigi.
Take a hike, Luigi. Ah, Space Ghost. Why you
take a hike, Luigi. Ah, Space Ghost.
Why you sit there with your power band
ah, Space Ghost. Why you sit there with
your power band and your trouble making, eh?
Sit there with your power band and your
trouble making, eh? Why you can't be nice?
And your trouble making, eh? Why you can't be nice? Hey, look,
why you can't be nice? Hey, look, there's Frank Sinatra!
Hey, look, there's Frank Sinatra! Soon, Space Ghost,
there's Frank Sinatra! Soon, Space Ghost, we will go to war.
Soon, Space Ghost, we will go to war. Okey-dokey. Bye, now.
We will go to war. Okey-dokey. Bye, now.
Okey-dokey. Bye, now. No, no. It's got to
Ha ha ha! Ok, off you go.
Ok, off you go.
When did you get teeth?
When did you get teeth? You like them?
When did you get teeth? You like them? No, I don't like them.
You like them? No, I don't like them. Uh!
No, I don't like them. Uh! Ow!
Uh! Ow! Uh! My teeth!
Ow! Uh! My teeth! I like that.
Uh! My teeth! I like that. My teeth!
I like that. My teeth! They look better
my teeth! They look better on the floor.
They look better on the floor. Pfoo!
On the floor. Pfoo! Hey, zorak.
Pfoo! Hey, zorak. Yeah.
Hey, zorak. Yeah. You made a mess on
yeah. You made a mess on the floor there, buddy.
Hey. That's for knocking That's for knocking my teeth out.
Where's the love Where's the love in this group?
Where's the love in this group? Hanson! Whoo!
In this group? Hanson! Whoo! There's no bondage.
Hanson! Whoo! There's no bondage. Where's the love, man?
There's no bondage. Where's the love, man? Now, you boys have
where's the love, man? Now, you boys have teeth, don't you?
Now, you boys have teeth, don't you? What?
Teeth, don't you? What? Look at that--
what? Look at that-- 3 boys with teeth!
Look at that-- 3 boys with teeth!
And hairBeautiful girl hair.
3 boys with teeth! And hairBeautiful
girl hair. What are you trying to say?
And hairBeautiful girl hair.
What are you trying to say? The little one looks
what are you trying to say?
The little one looks like Claudia schiffer.
The little one looks like Claudia schiffer. Wow.
Like Claudia schiffer. Wow. Can I be your co-host?
Wow. Can I be your co-host? All righty.
Can I be your co-host? All righty. Let's comb it.
All righty. Let's comb it. That would rule!
Let's comb it. That would rule! Yeah, you can comb it
that would rule! Yeah, you can comb it with my freaking teeth!
Yeah, you can comb it with my freaking teeth! Yaaaah!
With my freaking teeth! Yaaaah! Take a little of this with you!
Yaaaah! Take a little of this with you!
Take a little of this with you! I'll crack you like a lobster!
I'll crack you like a lobster!
I'll crack you like a lobster! Oh, that's me.
Oh, that's me. Uh, I got to take this.
Oh, that's me. Uh, I got to take this. Anyone have a comb?
Uh, I got to take this. Anyone have a comb? Who's got a comb?
Anyone have a comb? Who's got a comb? Think I got a rake.
Who's got a comb? Think I got a rake. Huh?
Think I got a rake. Huh? If that helps.
Huh? If that helps. No. We need a comb.
If that helps. No. We need a comb. It's really sharp.
No. We need a comb. It's really sharp. Go buy a comb.
It's really sharp. Go buy a comb. Uh, all right.
Go buy a comb. Uh, all right. I'll do it in 5 minutes.
Uh, all right. I'll do it in 5 minutes.
Moltar, just go buy a comb.
I'll do it in 5 minutes. Moltar, just go buy a comb. I'll do it!
Moltar, just go buy a comb. I'll do it! In 5 minutes.
I'll do it! In 5 minutes. Wait. I've got it! Construct
in 5 minutes. Wait. I've got it!
Construct a robot, name it Orlando,
wait. I've got it! Construct a robot,
name it Orlando, and program it to go purchase
a robot, name it Orlando, and program
it to go purchase a comb for hanson.
And program it to go purchase a comb
for hanson. I'll get right on that.
A comb for hanson. I'll get right on that. An unbreakable comb.
I'll get right on that.
An unbreakable comb. Uh. We got a wet vac?
An unbreakable comb. Uh.
We got a wet vac? Are you gold-bricking?
Uh. We got a wet vac? Are you gold-bricking? What does it look
are you gold-bricking? What does it look like I'm doing?
What does it look like I'm doing? I like it when--
like I'm doing? I like it when-- when zorak looks blown up.
I like it when-- when zorak looks blown up.
Is that what hanson wants?
When zorak looks blown up. Is that
what hanson wants? Then let me make it
is that what hanson wants? Then let me make it about to happen.
Then let me make it about to happen. Yarghh
You look like a big blowfish! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha! Maybe I should
ha ha ha! Ha ha! Maybe I should call you hootie! Ha ha ha!
Ha ha! Maybe I should call you hootie! Ha ha ha! Ahhhh
Call you hootie! Ha ha ha! Ahhhh Ehh
Ahhhh Ehh Ok! Now he dies.
Ehh Ok! Now he dies. No, I want to be shot!
Ok! Now he dies. No, I want to be shot! Please?
No, I want to be shot! Please? So, you like
please? So, you like the lasers, do you?
So, you like the lasers, do you? Yes!
The lasers, do you? Yes! All righty!
Yes! All righty! Can you get us, too?
All righty! Can you get us, too? Just shoot us, all three.
Can you get us, too? Just shoot us, all three.
No, no, no. I'm gonna--
just shoot us, all three. No, no, no.
I'm gonna-- I'm gonna move.
No, no, no. I'm gonna-- I'm gonna move.
I'm gonna do the trick shot,
I'm gonna move. I'm gonna do the trick shot,
Moltar. Check this out.
Hey, remember how cool it was the
last time when I did the trick shot?
All right, screw it. Now, don't go telling your dad on me!
Now, don't go telling your dad on me! Oh, God, it hurts!
Your dad on me! Oh, God, it hurts! That looks like fun.
Oh, God, it hurts! That looks like fun. Now comes pain.
That looks like fun. Now comes pain. Oh, yes!
Now comes pain. Oh, yes! Oh, higher! Please!
Oh, yes! Oh, higher! Please! Ohh
Oh, higher! Please! Ohh Is this legal?
Ohh Is this legal? Oh!
Is this legal? Oh! Walk it off, zac.
Oh! Walk it off, zac. Walk it off.
Walk it off, zac. Walk it off. Wow! Man! Maybe you
walk it off. Wow! Man! Maybe you should use the 11.
Wow! Man! Maybe you should use the 11. You want yours now,
should use the 11. You want yours now, young man?
You want yours now, young man? Come on!
Young man? Come on! Ok, a little lower.
Come on! Ok, a little lower. Little lower. Little lower.
Ok, a little lower. Little lower.
Little lower. You don't want it
little lower. Little lower. You don't want it lower. Ha ha!
You don't want it lower. Ha ha! Zorak, take a picture of us.
Lower. Ha ha! Zorak, take a picture of us.
Zorak, take a picture of us. Ooh, wait! I want Orlando
Ooh, wait! I want Orlando in the picture. Orlando?
Ooh, wait! I want Orlando in the picture.
Orlando? Where's Orlando?
In the picture. Orlando? Where's Orlando? Ehh
Where's Orlando? Ehh That was fun. Blow me up again.
Ehh That was fun. Blow me up again. Orlando?
That was fun. Blow me up again. Orlando? Blow me up again!
Orlando? Blow me up again! Orlando!
Blow me up again! Orlando! Come on. I like it.
Orlando! Come on. I like it. We're waiting.
Come on. I like it. We're waiting. Blow me up. Blow me up again!
We're waiting. Blow me up.
Blow me up again! Don't you want your picture
blow me up. Blow me up again!
Don't you want your picture taken with hanson?
Don't you want your picture taken
with hanson? Come on, blow--agghh!
Taken with hanson? Come on,
blow--agghh! Moltar, where's Orlando?
Come on, blow--agghh! Moltar,
where's Orlando? Oh, uh, you know what?
Moltar, where's Orlando? Oh, uh,
you know what? I made him, but then he
oh, uh, you know what? I made him,
but then he was bad-mouthing you all
I made him, but then he was bad-mouthing
you all over the set, so I exiled him
was bad-mouthing you all over the set,
so I exiled him from the building.
Over the set, so I exiled him from the building.
Heads-up thinking, Moltar.
From the building. Heads-up thinking, Moltar.
Come down here for your reward.
You guys! You shouldn't have. Liar, liar, liar,
liar, liar! Liar, liar, liar, liar, liar!
Liar, liar, liar, liar, liar! Liar,
liar, liar, liar, liar! Well, I--
liar, liar, liar, liar, liar! Well, I-- liar, liar! Liar! Liar!
Well, I-- liar, liar! Liar! Liar! Where do you get off?
Liar, liar! Liar! Liar!
Where do you get off? It wasn't like that.
Where do you get off? It wasn't like that. Oh, I'm just kidding.
It wasn't like that. Oh, I'm just kidding.
It's just my little way
oh, I'm just kidding. It's just my little way of promoting you.
It's just my little way of promoting you. Really?
Of promoting you. Really? Yep. You're the new
really? Yep. You're the new vice president of this general
yep. You're the new vice president of
this general area except for my desk.
Vice president of this general area except
for my desk. And, uh, take care of your
area except for my desk. And, uh,
take care of your brother while we're gone.
And, uh, take care of your brother
while we're gone. Where are you going?
Brother while we're gone. Where are you going?
Where do you think? To get
where are you going? Where do you think?
To get these boys a comb. Come on,
where do you think? To get these boys a comb.
Come on, hanson, let's go camping!
These boys a comb. Come on, hanson,
let's go camping! And his whole head was made
hanson, let's go camping! And his whole head was made of bacon!
And his whole head was made of bacon! Oh, man!
Of bacon! Oh, man! Ha ha ha!
Oh, man! Ha ha ha! Oh, that was a good one.
Ha ha ha! Oh, that was a good one. HeyYou boys ever hear
oh, that was a good one. Hey
You boys ever hear the story of the oasis
heyYou boys ever hear the story of
the oasis of the headless mad comber
the story of the oasis of the
headless mad comber of comb Mountain?
Of the headless mad comber of comb Mountain?
No. Shh! You hear that?
Shh! You hear that? Crickets.
Crickets. Aah!
Crickets. Aah! Legend has it
aah! Legend has it you can hear him
Legend has it you can hear him Aah!
You can hear him Aah! Every night at
aah! Every night at about this time,
every night at about this time, sharpening his comb,
about this time, sharpening his comb, his pink plastic comb
Sharpening his comb, his pink plastic comb Yeah.
His pink plastic comb Yeah. Asking his victims, "part
yeah. Asking his victims, "part on the right or the left?"
Asking his victims, "part on the
right or the left?" Hooks for feet.
On the right or the left?" Hooks for feet. No.
Hooks for feet. No. Hooks for feet!
No. Hooks for feet! Eyes made of wood.
Hooks for feet! Eyes made of wood. Combing, combing, harder and
eyes made of wood. Combing, combing,
harder and harder, until you are dead!
Combing, combing, harder and harder, until you are dead! Ohh
Harder, until you are dead! Ohh One say he just disappeared.
Ohh One say he just disappeared. Others say he's still
one say he just disappeared.
Others say he's still hereCombing
Others say he's still hereCombing
HereCombing Combing
Combing Combing! Oh, no! Oh, no!
Hey, I got to go to the bathroom. Ohh
To the bathroom. Ohh No, no, no, no!
Ohh No, no, no, no! In my apartment.
No, no, no, no! In my apartment. Yes.
In my apartment. Yes. Of course.
Yes. Of course. So how's about this
of course. So how's about this for a crib?
So how's about this for a crib? Whoa!
For a crib? Whoa! Chrome, man.
Whoa! Chrome, man. Oh Chrome, man. Oh I like it.
Oh I like it. Hey, look, my show is on!
I like it. Hey, look, my show is on! Fire! Ha ha ha!
Hey, look, my show is on! Fire! Ha ha ha!
Fire! Ha ha ha!
We should, uh We should, uh Probably go back there.
I love driving you boys around.
Driving hanson comes naturally to me.
Driving hanson comes naturally to me. I think Space Ghost sounds
naturally to me. I think Space Ghost
sounds really kind of cool, you know?
I think Space Ghost sounds really kind of cool,
you know? You know, this entire show,
really kind of cool, you know? You know,
this entire show, he's been talking about how
you know, this entire show, he's been talking
about how awesome Space Ghost--you are.
He's been talking about how awesome Space Ghost--
you are. I'm sucking up.
Awesome Space Ghost--you are. I'm sucking up.
He's just--he's sucking up.
I'm sucking up. He's just--he's sucking up.
I guess I really ought to
he's just--he's sucking up. I guess I really
ought to be watching where we're going,
I guess I really ought to be watching
where we're going, but I'm not.
Be watching where we're going, but I'm not.
Do we get a cool invisible
but I'm not. Do we get a cool invisible
thing that makes us invisible?
Do we get a cool invisible thing that
makes us invisible? Like one of those
thing that makes us invisible? Like one of those belt things?
Like one of those belt things? Seatbelts? Those are
belt things? Seatbelts? Those are for nerds. You boys aren't
seatbelts? Those are for nerds.
You boys aren't nerds, are you? 'Cause this
for nerds. You boys aren't nerds,
are you? 'Cause this ain't the nerd taxi.
Nerds, are you? 'Cause this ain't
the nerd taxi. Obstruction alert.
Ain't the nerd taxi. Obstruction alert. Driving is so boring.
Obstruction alert. Driving is so boring. Let's sing a song.
Driving is so boring. Let's sing a song. Collision imminent.
Let's sing a song. Collision imminent.
You need to be more parental.
Collision imminent. You need to be more parental. Parental?
You need to be more parental. Parental? Sometimes.
Parental? Sometimes. No, he doesn't.
Sometimes. No, he doesn't. He's Space Ghost.
No, he doesn't. He's Space Ghost. Yeah, mind your
he's Space Ghost. Yeah, mind your own business, Isaac.
Yeah, mind your own business, Isaac. Ok. On second thought
Own business, Isaac. Ok. On second thought
What were you thinking, ike?
Ok. On second thought What were you thinking,
ike? Come on, get us rolling.
What were you thinking, ike? Come on,
a boom boom boom boom, Moltar
Space Ghost a boom boom boom boom,
Moltar a boom boom boom boom, zorak
a boom boom boom boom, Moltar a boom boom
boom boom, zorak a boom boom boom boom
a boom boom boom boom, zorak a boom boom boom boom Space Ghost
a boom boom boom boom Space Ghost hanson!
Space Ghost Space Ghost a boom boom boom boom, Moltar
Space Ghost a boom boom boom boom, Moltar Space Ghost
a boom boom boom boom, Moltar Space Ghost a boom boom
Space Ghost a boom boom Space Ghost
a boom boom Space Ghost that's a horrible song!
Space Ghost that's a horrible song! Keep singing.
Moltar a boom boom boom boom, zorak a boom boom boom boom
a boom boom boom boom, zorak a boom boom boom boom watch out
a boom boom boom boom watch out ooh!
Watch out ooh! Aaah!
Ooh! Aaah! That was bad!
Aaah! That was bad! Agghhh!
That was bad! Agghhh!
Agghhh! Well, that's upsetting.
Well, that's upsetting. This is not good. Ok?
Well, that's upsetting. This is not good.
Ok? You boys have to go.
This is not good. Ok? You boys have to go. Be careful. That's a
you boys have to go. Be careful.
That's a dangerous weapon that you
be careful. That's a dangerous weapon that you have on there.
Dangerous weapon that you have on there. You saw me hit that
have on there. You saw me hit that old lady, and I can't have
you saw me hit that old lady,
and I can't have this on my record.
Old lady, and I can't have this on my record. Oh, bad idea.
This on my record. Oh, bad idea. How about we just run,
oh, bad idea. How about we just run, and you can--
how about we just run, and you can-- we'll teleport out of here.
And you can-- we'll teleport out of here. You're not running
we'll teleport out of here. You're not running anywhere, Taylor.
You're not running anywhere, Taylor. What are you trying to say?
Anywhere, Taylor. What are you trying to say?
What I'm trying to say is
What are you trying to say? What I'm
Good-bye oh! Good-bye, world!
Hey, what happened to the-- it's out. What about--
it's out. What about-- it's fixed.
What about-- it's fixed. Good. Good.
It's fixed. Good. Good. Where's hanson?
Good. Good. Where's hanson? Uh, how should I know?
Where's hanson? Uh, how should I know? Well, you had them!
Uh, how should I know? Well, you had them! Ohh, hanson!
Well, you had them! Ohh, hanson! Yeah, we got that comb.
Ohh, hanson! Yeah, we got that comb. Yeah? And?
Yeah, we got that comb. Yeah? And? Oh, and, uh, then I took them
yeah? And? Oh, and, uh, then I took
them home to be with their dad.
Oh, and, uh, then I took them home to be
with their dad. Then why is he on the phone
home to be with their dad. Then why is he
on the phone looking for them at his house?
Then why is he on the phone looking
for them at his house? Hang up.
Looking for them at his house? Hang up.
Hang up.
It's daddy.
It's daddy. Moltar, how can I
it's daddy. Moltar, how can I talk to Mr. hanson after I just
Moltar, how can I talk to Mr. hanson
after I just mowed down the tooth fairy?
Talk to Mr. hanson after I just mowed down
the tooth fairy? Why would he care? He don't
mowed down the tooth fairy? Why would he care?
He don't even know the tooth fairy.
Why would he care? He don't even know
the tooth fairy. Maybe because I hurled
even know the tooth fairy. Maybe because
I hurled his sons into space to dispose
maybe because I hurled his sons into space
to dispose of them because they were
his sons into space to dispose of them because
they were witnesses? You think he might
of them because they were witnesses?
You think he might care about that, Moltar? Do you?
Witnesses? You think he might care about that,
Moltar? Do you? You sure she's dead?
Care about that, Moltar? Do you? You sure she's dead? Uh, yeah.
You sure she's dead? Uh, yeah. Can never tell.
Uh, yeah. Can never tell. She was on fire, Moltar.
Can never tell. She was on fire, Moltar. You know? Fire?
She was on fire, Moltar.
You know? Fire? Hey, are those your teeth?
You know? Fire? Hey, are those your teeth? They are now.
Hey, are those your teeth? They are now. Give me those teeth!
They are now. Give me those teeth! Why?
Give me those teeth! Why? So I can get into clubs.
Why? So I can get into clubs. You don't go to clubs.
So I can get into clubs.
You don't go to clubs. Because I don't have
you don't go to clubs. Because I don't have any teeth!
Because I don't have any teeth! Ho ho ho ho ho ho!
Any teeth! Ho ho ho ho ho ho! It's Santa!
Ho ho ho ho ho ho! It's Santa! Christmas isn't about
it's Santa! Christmas isn't about getting into clubs, zorak.
Christmas isn't about getting into clubs, zorak. Hi, Santa!
Getting into clubs, zorak. Hi, Santa! Did you get my letter?
Hi, Santa! Did you get my letter? Space Ghost, you've destroyed
did you get my letter? Space Ghost,
you've destroyed the tooth fairy.
Space Ghost, you've destroyed the tooth fairy. Nuh-uh!
The tooth fairy. Nuh-uh! I know when you've been
nuh-uh! I know when you've been bad and good, and you've been
I know when you've been bad and good,
and you've been very good! I've been trying
bad and good, and you've been very good!
I've been trying to kill her myself for years.
Very good! I've been trying to kill her
myself for years. Ho ho ho ho ho ho!
To kill her myself for years.
Ho ho ho ho ho ho! But why, Santa? Why?
Ho ho ho ho ho ho! But why,
Santa? Why? So that I could be the tooth
but why, Santa? Why? So that I could be
the tooth fairy, Moltar. Then Santa could
so that I could be the tooth fairy, Moltar.
Then Santa could use all the little children's
fairy, Moltar. Then Santa could use all the
little children's teeth to make bizarre and
use all the little children's teeth to
make bizarre and twisted toys for Santa's
teeth to make bizarre and twisted
toys for Santa's own amusement.
Twisted toys for Santa's own amusement. Ho ho ho ho ho!
Own amusement. Ho ho ho ho ho! That doesn't sound
ho ho ho ho ho! That doesn't sound like the Santa I know.
That doesn't sound like the Santa I know.
Because I'm not the Santa
like the Santa I know. Because I'm not
the Santa you know! I'm bizarro Santa,
because I'm not the Santa you know! I'm bizarro Santa,
from the electroid dimension!
You know! I'm bizarro Santa,
from the electroid dimension! Yaaahh!
Hey. The tooth fairy. Uh! Zombie! All right!
Uh! Zombie! All right! Hey, I mowed you over!
All right! Hey, I mowed you over! No, Space Ghost.
Hey, I mowed you over! No, Space Ghost. You destroyed a robot
no, Space Ghost. You destroyed a robot built to look like me.
You destroyed a robot built to look like me. Ok.
Built to look like me. Ok. Bizarro Santa has been
ok. Bizarro Santa has been trying to kill me for years.
Bizarro Santa has been trying to kill
me for years. Ho ho oh Tannenbaum! You
trying to kill me for years. Ho ho oh Tannenbaum!
You gonna believe that fairy tale?
Ho ho oh Tannenbaum! You gonna believe that fairy tale?
Trust in me. I'm the good one.
Gonna believe that fairy tale? Trust in me.
I'm the good one. No, Space Ghost.
Trust in me. I'm the good one.
No, Space Ghost. I'm the good one.
No, Space Ghost. I'm the good one. Ho ho ho! Silence!
I'm the good one. Ho ho ho! Silence! Oh, no!
Ho ho ho! Silence! Oh, no! Ho ho ho! Give me the teeth!
Oh, no! Ho ho ho! Give me the teeth! But I paid for those!
Ho ho ho! Give me the teeth! But I paid for those!
I have plans for those teeth!
But I paid for those! I have plans for those teeth!
Let me just grab a handful.
I have plans for those teeth!
Let me just grab a handful. They belong to me!
Let me just grab a handful. They belong to me! For the clubs.
They belong to me! For the clubs. You'll never get into a club!
For the clubs. You'll never get into a club!
What if I have a date?
You'll never get into a club!
What if I have a date? Give me those teeth!
What if I have a date? Give me those teeth!
Give me those teeth! All right, everybody,
All right, everybody, just hold on a second!
All right, everybody, just hold on a second! What happened?
Just hold on a second! What happened?
What happened? Take a hike, Luigi.
Take a hike, Luigi. Ah, Space Ghost. Why you
take a hike, Luigi. Ah, Space Ghost.
Why you sit there with your power band
ah, Space Ghost. Why you sit there with
your power band and your trouble making, eh?
Sit there with your power band and your
trouble making, eh? Why you can't be nice?
And your trouble making, eh? Why you can't be nice? Hey, look,
why you can't be nice? Hey, look, there's Frank Sinatra!
Hey, look, there's Frank Sinatra! Soon, Space Ghost,
there's Frank Sinatra! Soon, Space Ghost, we will go to war.
Soon, Space Ghost, we will go to war. Okey-dokey. Bye, now.
We will go to war. Okey-dokey. Bye, now.
Okey-dokey. Bye, now. No, no. It's got to