The Hills (2006) s06e03 Episode Script

Previsously on The hills.
it looks like stephanie Started nasty resume rumors about me.
all drama with you you you Have the bitchiest attitude.
But at least brody always had my back.
- Who knows? - I know, stephanie.
late brody is more into Audrina even if she was starting to date ryan.
Spencer's anger was getting out Of control.
my little fucking sister who is not Relevant to my life.
And none of us knew how to deal with him.
It was about to be clear as far As spencer was concerned.
We have not seen anything, yet.
>>you going to the rager for The birthday? I don't know, I think it is Weird that heidi is having a Party for a 6 year old.
really? I think it is completely normal.
stephanie will not be here It is a good thing.
Whatever.
I'm over it.
I'm moving on.
A bunch of crazy, crazy kids.
obviously.
I don't know if I like being Around spencer anymore.
You saw him at my house.
Bbq.
he was worked up.
yea.
come on -- what about audrina and ryan? what about them.
Of they seem happy joochlt what Is their deal.
Will are they dating or not.
I think they are more Serious than they let everyone Believe.
yea.
are you upset? whatever.
Would I hook up with her? Yea.
Lounge here with you and cuddle On the beach.
with my little blanket.
come here, brody.
[laughter.]
.
there we go.
This is better than surfing.
[music.]
it is for a 7 year old's Birthday.
Enzo is our neighbor's kid.
we could have animals here And widards here.
Whatever you think that would be The biggest, best party for a 7 Year old.
beautiful.
hi, honey.
it is a surprise.
this is lisa the party Planner.
Happiness unlimited.
We are planning enzo's birthday Party.
what? they don't have as much as We do.
we discuss today you said we Were planning a party for en Zushgs o but not a party Planner.
I'm sure when you were young You had great parties joochlt His mom is down the street.
you are coming into the Situation, very negative.
Everything will be fine.
good for your spirit.
great for your spirit.
working on your spirit we Will have your friends tell be a Party for both of you nice.
I think he will love it.
He needs to lighten up.
he is yelling.
[music.]
[laughter.]
that sounds All right.
Wow.
Good, huh? Aweso Awesome.
Who needs a girlfriend when you Got this thing? man.
My dream car since I was 18 Years old.
this is your girlfriend? my main chick.
she coming bowling with us.
kristin will be good in the Passenger seat.
been there done that.
I have been hanging out with Her.
you were hanging with Audrina.
he have a past and a Chemistry.
I will go with one chick.
kristen.
Her name is betty.
You will take the ferrari, I Will take the porch you will Take your lady and let's race.
You are dead.
Go dance.
Upon sweaty! need help with your shot? I do you want to help me.
we need to change something Here.
shut up! I'm exhausted.
I don't know.
I like him, too.
Obviously I like him I liked him For 7 years of my life.
yea.
hi, guys.
The how are you? what up.
Hello beautiful, how you doing.
good to see you.
good to see you.
will they let me bowl these.
I don't know.
I have to see the Regulations.
Twinkle toes 10 inches off his Ground.
Light on his feet.
can't.
This doesn't fit my fingers! bowling, bowling let's do Something different.
brody I thought it was Bowling it was not couple's Bowling.
we are hanging out.
We are friends.
you are flirting.
yes.
you always flirt.
4 years ago -- like -- like I still don't Understand why you would be mad At me.
You ready to go? Watch this! all right.
We are out.
bye-bye.
bye.
[music.]
[music.]
whoa! enzo! Happy birthday! oh , my gosh.
We are good.
elephant up there.
why is there an elephant.
there is a giant pachyderm.
looks fun.
this is what he created for Himself.
[laughter.]
.
spencer 4 years ago and look At him right now.
this is a nightmare.
Bunch of little kid.
that's why you brought me Here.
I thought there would be Chicks.
You wanted to see audrina.
I figured so many kids there Should be hot moms.
you and audrina.
you look comfortable, you Have that chemistry.
they always had that.
plenty of of fish in the Sea.
I didn't mean to dip in the Homeies.
[music.]
I love it.
I like those.
who makes those? they are really cute.
I like them better than the Other ones.
chunky shoes are easier to Walk in I know they are easy.
how are you and ryan.
we are doing good.
We had the connection and it is Natural.
I'm happy for you.
it has gotten to the point Where the talk needs to happen.
have the talk, then.
Bring it up.
If you want to be in a Relationship it makes no sense To sit here and wonder.
Upon yea.
Gi think you should talk to him.
Of makes no sense not to.
hopefully he will want to Commit.
I know.
did you girls need sizes? can I get these in a 7 and a Half.
can I try these on, too.
let me see what I have.
are you going to enzo's Birthday? I don't know.
I'm not.
crazy, crazy.
it is like what do you do Reach out to heidi.
Any time you call heidi spencer Is there looking.
I know.
I feel like she can't breathe.
He is always controlling her.
I know.
[music.]
whoa! Enzo! Yea, enzo.
Happy birthday.
I gotta be honest this is The most fun I had at a party in A long time.
truly.
me, too.
This is the first time I be have Been at a party where there are Paem I want to murder.
Upon where is your sister at? I have a sister? her name is stephanie.
that was my old life.
I will send him after darleen, Get on a plane after his mom.
What happened.
Hide I went home because she Wanted motherly love.
Her mother did not have a good Run on the mountain when heidi Got there she decided to rape my Life emotionally and every Crevace on her body.
it was more like how come I Was not there and how come I Didn't know.
It was about her it was not, are You okay.
she is not god.
She didn't make heidi she is Just a vagina.
spencer? god made heidi.
she was upset.
Of she was not prepared.
Of she handled a lot wrong.
heidi, this is my house if You defend her you have to Leave.
she is my mom.
you can defend her off the Property.
take a breath.
I am serious I will take you Off the property.
you are fine.
Take a breath.
you hear that? you guys got a lot of of Stres in your life you need a Break.
I need a lamb to love.
no, I like it.
my friends.
they are all like, nice.
So was brody.
He was trying to make me jealous You know me and audrina have Been flirting.
I didn't know like, I have known You forever I didn't know if you Wanted to invite that in our Life? no.
I don't do that if we are going To be together I want our Relationship to be the opposite The best relationship ever.
that means a lot.
So, does that mean we are Exclusive? like you were actually Thinking that we weren't? no , I knew we were.
the second we started Hanging out I was like, I'm not Thinking about another girl.
This is -- amazing.
I'm so happy [music.]
oh , my gosh.
you showed up? Incredible.
you look good.
you look hot.
thanks.
So do you.
I got dressed up.
I'm surprised I thought you Would be in a t.
Shirt and flip Flops.
I didn't see you at enzo's Birthday party that was the most Awkward thing.
he was there? like john and mike.
I don't know enzo that well.
Much neither do I.
spencer was out of his mind Like always.
Of how was heidi.
there were issues with Spencer and tried to strangle Her across the kiddie table.
Interesting world they have There.
Of we introduced them.
look what we did! terrible.
I know.
keeps on texting me? Audrina is texting me? is shut up.
look it is all my Boyfriends.
yea.
That sounds -- I have a lot of boyfriends.
that sounds really Believable.
did you hook up with audrina Or not? why do you care.
I don't care.
why do you ask.
would you mind.
no.
The if you don't lie to me I Won't mind.
really? he is a nice guy, I like him But, like.
I don't know.
[laughter.]
.
I don't know.
[music.]
there you go.
you are welcome so glad they cleaned up After the elephant parade.
Didn't stay longer to help you Much we got it covered.
Everything okay with you? to be honest I was really Shocked.
Some of the things you were Saying.
That thing was just, whoa! ladies.
Little tense.
Hello, sister.
hi, brother.
we were talking about you.
hope all good things.
I felt disrespected at Enzo's birthday.
I thought by this time you would Have enough respect for me that You would refrain from speaking About my mom like that in front Of me.
For me, that was the best, like I was proud of myself for not Doing what I wanted do to you What I wanted do and say to you, Dear, whoa! I didn't because I was praying Like I do every day to not say The things I want to say to you Or your mom.
You see how I'm not saying them? yea.
I'm proud of myself.
hour head is about to Explode.
sorry if I disrespected you But I'm emotional these days so I say things that I feel.
I wanted to kill anybody That talked about my sister that Goes for my mom, too.
As a family, that's how it Should be.
I didn't say anything about Your mom.
Your mom is not the creator.
Why can't I say that? No.
it is my opinion.
preacher, this is not bible Study.
you are the one who is Preaching all the time and Practice what you preach.
no one's preaching.
This is life.
let's all take a breath.
You are not her sister or friend You are a liar.
I will walk away from the lies.
You are the biggest poser in the Town you know it and you will Burn for it.
stop it! Spencer that is so out of line.
go back to your real estate Job, you liar.
I'm sorry that was really out of Line.
all I do is love you and he Doesn't like me we will never be Okay.
that is not true.
It doesn't matter if he likes You or not, holly.
I don't have your number, he I don't have your number, he