Camp Wannakiki (2018) s06e04 Episode Script

1
[upbeat music]
- Oh, cherry.
Doesn't it feel good to
exercise your creative side?
- This is the only kind
of exercising I enjoy.
I could sit here all day.
- So could I.
- Ooh. - But don't you
think we're taking advantage
of Ranger Danger having
him pose for us like this?
What do you mean pose?
This is just where he takes
his breaks. Ranger danger.
We're not disturbing
you, are we honey?
- Not at all. Mother Abigail's
just sitting on her porch.
But some shit's about
to go down in Vegas.
[audience laughing]
- Isn't that always the case?
I know a man once from
Vegas, he was so smart.
He can remember
my pin number just
by me telling him one time.
- MOON. That spells
password security.
- Sure does, honey.
- I think I like my art subjects
better when they're quiet.
- I wouldn't know. I haven't
had a moment's peace
and quiet since camp started.
- Alright, breaks over.
Can't wait to see
what you two painted.
- I think you're gonna
be pleasantly surprised.
- Well, I think you're gonna
be just regularly surprised.
- All right, let's see it.
[audience applause and laughter]
- It's fantastic
- Oh, mine's awful.
- No, it's not Cherry.
You're always down on yourself.
- You think if I
could go down on
myself, I'd be here painting.
- Listen, you can't expect
to be Michelangelo, Donatello
or Raphael overnight.
These things take
time. It looks great.
- Oh, thanks. I guess.
- Alright.
- Did you get a load of him?
- I know, right?
I never saw one of those
mutant sewer turtles paint.
- So cultured.
[upbeat theme music]
Camp it up at
Camp Wannakiki
[birds chipring]
[upbeat funky music]
- Good morning, campers.
- Good morning, Ruthie
- We have gathered you
in the Camp Wannakiki
Arts and crafts cabin
because today you'll
be working toward your
artsy fartsy badge.
[campers cheering]
Thankfully, last night
was not Taco Tuesday
at Camp Wannakiki.
So you should be feeling
more artsy than fartsy,
which is a good thing
because we're going
to have a mother tucking art off
[camper cheering]
and here comes Ranger Danger
with the first item
you'll be painting.
- Oh, I had a whole fruit bowl,
but I got hungry waiting
for the Sugarbakers.
So unfortunately all
I have is this here
Pineapple.
- That's okay. Ranger danger.
You'll need all that
energy for later on.
Anyway, campers, you have
all the supplies you need
to create a masterpiece
painting of this pineapple.
We're going to put 15 minutes
on the clock at which time the
Sugarbaker twins
are going to come in
and blind judge your
masterpieces, determining
who will proceed
to the next round
of the mother tucking art off.
- Hey.
- Grab your brush.
The clock starts now
[playful music]
- It looks like we're gonna
be drawing pineapples today.
A little still life moment,
which is really confusing to me
because I thought pineapples
were for swingers.
- My husband hates pineapple,
but the minute I see him
eating some, I know exactly
what's up.
- Whoa.
- I just love to paint
like it's my therapy.
Like I don't care how it
looks. I just love the process
- Work.
- Oh my God,
what a process.
- This is my process.
- You better work.
- I'm using all my assets.
- Yes. Make a mess.
- I don't make messes.
Nutella, what are
you talking about?
You messy Bessie
- It's really fun to
finally come over here
and play of colors besides
doing our makeup every day
Okay, who's political
here with their art?
- Drag is a political art form.
- It's a powerful experience
to be able to be political.
You're still expressing
your own take on something
and you're sharing
it with the world,
which is a very brave thing,
especially in today's world.
So I mean like kudos to us.
- My art is pretty
much dedication to
and awareness for black
culture and black women.
I admire the people
who raised me
and a lot of trauma
comes from that.
But a lot of good memories
also come from that.
And it's like, I feel
like it's my mission
to uplift queer black voices.
- I'm not really the most
political person when it comes
to, to my art.
For me it's more cathartic
and a lot of the time
when I'm like in like in a
negative head space
or I'm just dealing with
something that I don't know
how to process, it's a
good idea to just like
find something blank
and just mess it up.
And it's really interesting,
like the things you find out
about yourself and
how you process things
and run through it afterwards.
- I first started joining
the drag community
and I first started
pursuing this art.
I was very worried at the way
that I was going to be viewed
because obviously I
identify as non-binary
and I do identify as trans
and that's a journey that
I'm currently on right now.
It was really scary because
I almost had to like,
am I queer enough?
Am I trans enough?
Like are people going to see
me the way that I see myself?
And it was amind
game for a while,
but I'm happy to
report back that, you know,
this is the best place I could
be to discover those things
and that the community I have
around me has really,
really helped with that.
So that was more me
getting in my own head.
- My family lived in
Hawaii for like a few years
and so when I was growing up
we always just had like a lot
of like pineapple stuff that
they had bought, like lamps
and just like
decorations and stuff.
So it definitely like, kind
of feels like homey to me.
- What did they think
about the swinger?
- Oh my parents love
to fuck the neighbors.
- Fucking hell.
- Gosh.
- [Ruthie] All right
campers, time is up.
Put your brushes down.
Wow. Look at these.
Book me a flight to Hawaii and
call me a pineapple princess.
'cause these are fabulous.
Why don't you all
take a quick break
and I'm gonna get things ready
for the Sugarbaker twins
to come in and do a blind
judging on your artwork.
And we'll see which of you
moves on to the next phase
of the mother tucking art off
[upbeat music]
- Cherry Pi.
You should see these
paintings. They are so good.
- Betty, It's hard to see
anything with this blindfold on
- What the hell are
you wearing that for?
[audience laughing]
- You said it was a blind
judging. - Take that thing off.
You Dummkopf. A blind judging.
Like we don't know whose
paintings they are.
- Oh, they look so much better
now. Ooh, ranger danger.
Looks like he's
got two pineapples.
- This one looks like a grenade.
It's the bomb. Oh. Oh.
- I like this abstract one.
Oh, it's so avante garde.
- Well, which four
do you wanna move on
to the next round?
- Eenie meenie miney mo
Just kidding.
I think I have my four.
- You know, I think I
feel pretty good too.
- Yay. Go team.
[upbeat playful music]
[bright guitar music]
- The Sugarbaker twins have
made some decisions on which
of the four of you
will be moving on
to the next round
in the art off.
And the first artist is YouNeek.
- Yes. Sorry, I got
distracted while painting.
- Well, there is a pineapple
in it. Yeah, so you're good.
All right. The second
camper to move on is
Lulu.
[campers cheering]
- Yes - I love the little
bikini honey bunny.
There you go. All right.
Now I have to ask,
who painted this?
- It was me
- Stevie, congratulations.
You're moving on to next round.
- Thank you.
- And last but not least
somebody did something
quite out of the box
and that was Ivanna.
[camper cheering]
- No brushes were used.
You painted this
with your beard?
- My beard, fringe and fingers.
- Oh my God. You are
stupid. All right.
- This challenge was
both quick and dirty
and I think that that
makes it just perfect.
And I'm proud of what I made.
- Two shades of pink from
a lady who stinks at art.
- Congratulations on making
it to the next round.
Are you excited to see what
you're gonna paint next?
- Yes.
Oh, Ranger Danger.
Oh, there you are.
- Sorry I'm late.
I found a family of
Kukuburos living in here.
Had to coax some out
with a big, fat, juicy
veiny worm.
- Mmm hmm.
- I bet you did.
Anyway. Campers
you have 15 minutes
to paint this lovely
birdhouse built
by our season five campers.
Then we'll decide which two
of you are moving on to
the final round of the
mother tucking art off.
- Ooh, let's go
- Ooh.
This is gonna be
a difficult one.
- I wanna give her a glow up.
- So I was very nervous today.
I had a very emotional evening.
I was very proud of my look
yesterday, so I wasn't
expecting to be in the bottom.
But you know, it's,
it's a new day.
- Today's your day.
- Yes. It better be
- YouNeek.
How do you feel over there
about the competition?
- I feel kind of good
about what's going on
and I'm kind of nervous as well
because like I had a top
placement the first day
and then the next
two days were safe.
So I'm like, am I at a
decline in this competition?
So that just makes me nervous.
- It's so hard not to get
in your own head about this.
- And I'm thankful I've
been safe, you know,
thus far. Thank God.
But I just like, I
keep getting nervous that
I'm not gonna be safe anymore.
But it could happen
to anybody. You know,
[upbeat playful music]
- Betty, Cherry. You need to
pick two of these paintings.
- Oh my heavens.
- And that will determine
who goes into the finals.
- Oh the Pressure.
- Oh, they're all so different
and they're all so fabulous
in their own different way.
- I don't know how to decide.
- This one's a little naughty
- A little naughty?
That's why I like it.
- This one's got some nice
perspective with shadows.
- It is lovely.
- Some little chickies
action going on here.
- I think I know who my
two favorite are.
- Okay. If I have to only pick
two, I think I know as well
- We are about to send two
campers to the final round
of the mother tucking art off.
[electric guitar]
[upbeat playful music]
- [Ruthie] Wow. All of
the campers are back.
You all wanna see who goes on
to the next round, don't you?
Yes. Well we do
have two winners.
And our first
winner is the artist
behind this painting.
Stevie, that's you.
- That's Me.
- Congratulations.
- Thank you so much.
- And the second camper to
make it to the final round is
This artist.
[campers cheering]
- Congratulations Lulu.
You dirty little bird.
Alright, so for the final
round, I feel like you two
need to paint something a
little bit more complicated.
Oh, Ranger Danger.
- Hey, look who I found
wandering through the woods.
[campers cherring and yelling]
- Oh my God, everyone,
it's drag superstar
Kahmora Hall from
RuPaul's Drag Race.
[campers cheering]
- Welcome, welcome to camp.
- I'm so excited to be here.
- I mean, I just have to
wear the king of camp
to Camp Wannakiki
you know, like.
look at this Bob Mackie y'all.
[campers cheering]
- In the building.
- Lulu, Stevie.
I think for this final
round you are going
to paint this incredible,
beautiful living
piece of artwork.
- Oh my God.
- How much time they got though?
- You have 20 minutes to paint.
Or as long as Kahmora
can stand here.
Just stand majestic like a tree.
- Well, as long as
they're rooting for
me, that's just fine.
- I think they're
in your corner.
All right, you two get painting.
The rest of you campers
ranger danger. Come with me.
Have a great time
at Camp Wannakiki.
- Go girls.
20 minutes.
- I cannot believe
that you are here.
- Me neither. I
love a good cameo.
All right, y'all need to
capture my true essence.
So here's my, I'm about
to get eliminated pose.
- I love that one. Wait.
Yeah. No, that's good. That Oh
- Yes,
- Yes.
- But someone said
tree earlier, right?
So you said this
is the tree pose.
Oh, can I do it in this dress?
- Oh, oh. Look at you
- It's a talent.
- Can I hold this one?
- Okay. You have 20
minutes to hold. Okay.
- Kahmora I have a
question for you.
What kind of advice would
you give drag entertainers
who are competing in
a drag competition?
Do you have any advice?
- Hurry the fuck up. Okay.
- That's the one thing I would
say if I turn back time.
But also I'd say
just be yourself.
I know that sounds
really, really cliche.
If you are selected to
be on that competition
or whichever it may be,
they chose you for you.
Right, right. So bring that
when you walk in the workroom,
or can't even say the
workroom? Is that
trademarked? When you walk
into the arts and crafts room.
- Yeah.
- Literally just have fun.
You need to forget that it's
a competition sometimes.
- Let loose.
- Because I think for me, I
was just trying too hard
to be like perfect and giving
what they wanted to see
and being worried every moment
that I was gonna fuck
it up, which I did.
But that's why I fucked it up
because I forgot to have fun.
- Will you ever live
down your tree moment?
Have you lived it down yet?
- You know it's gonna follow
me everywhere like a ghost
and I'm totally fine with it.
You know, you gotta stay
relevant somehow. Right?
- Exactly. Hey,
if they're talking
about you, you're winning.
- Exactly. Can one of y'all
actually say the line correctly?
Show me how it's done. Okay.
- Ah,
- I am
- Rooting for you.
- Oh, so I'm saying the
wrong word I've ever said.
I said the wrong word?
- Maybe it was the emphasis
on the wrong syllable
is what did it for you. You see?
- Okay. Now Lulu.
I look like a nun in that photo.
- Hey listen. Listen.
I was going for like banje
- Nothing holy about this
- Woman of the lake kind of
thing. Can't rush perfection.
- That is true. See,
- Is this your first
time out in the woods
or have you gone camping before?
- This is actually my first
time out in the woods.
But then I'm sad that
there's no bears.
I want some bears.
- Just you wait till lunchtime
- I need a break.
[upbeat quirky music]
[audience laughing]
[toilet flushing]
[audience laughing]
- Well, apparently we have
quite a few painters this season
at Camp Wannakiki.
Kahmora what do you think?
- I'm impressed. I think this
is the fastest I've
ever been painted actually.
You know what?
I don't think my chin's
that manly, but you know,
- So Kahmora was really
excited about the
Camp Wannakiki t-shirt.
So I gave her that camp.
Wannakiki background.
I am gonna apologize to
you. I said I'm so sorry.
You're so much
prettier than this.
- Well. You had time to add
a chin implant for me.
No,
- You know what?
I was just trying.
I was just trying to
make you like me.
- Kahmora what did you
think of the painting?
- No, all jokes aside, I
think it's very beautiful.
I do love a beauty
portrait. So I love it.
It's really good.
But there's another
painting we you see as well.
- We do. Lulu tell us about
this lovely work of art.
- So I really wanted
to capture Kahmora's
total essence. So I did a
full body portrait.
- We have the glitter,
we have the unicorn.
And then of course I did
put her in her natural
habitat. The tree.
- I look like I'm about to
get fucked against the tree.
I mean, which isn't a bad thing
You know, we are in the woods.
- So Kahmora, I think
that you should decide
who the final winner is
of the mother tucking art off.
Who will it be? Will
it be Stevie's painting
or will it be Lulu's painting?
- Ooh, decisions.
Decisions power my hands.
Well, despite
looking like a man.
I will say,
I actually think
Stevie's painting is the
winner here. I just,
You know what?
Despite the Crimson Chin,
you got the cheekbones,
the jawline.
And I love a good
beauty portrait.
So Lulu, I'm sorry,
but you're going to the
pork chop loading dock.
- Thank you so much. If they,
if they gimme more time,
I'll blend that for you.
- Well Stevie, I have another
surprise for you.
- Oh no.
- Since you are the winner,
you are receiving the
coveted immunity badge
- I don't know about all that.
- Now you know that whoever
holds the immunity badge cannot
take a hike tonight
at the talent show.
Speaking of which, the theme
for tonight's talent
show is masterpiece.
- Woo.
- So I suggest all
of you little artists
hurry back to your cabins
and get ready. We'll see
you at the talent show.
And this concludes the
- Mother tucking art off.
[crickets chirping]
[trumpet honking]
[upbeat funky music]
- Good evening and welcome
to the Camp Wannakiki
talent show.
- Tonight our campers
are earning their
artsy fartsy badges.
- Ooh. And speaking of artsy
fartsy, we are joined
by extra special guest
Judge Kahmora Hall.
- And speaking of artsy fartsy,
I'm rootin and tootin. Woo.
- You were also modeling
earlier today at the
Mother tucking Art Off.
And tonight on the
talent show stage,
our campers will be presenting
Masterpiece, a look inspired
by a famous work of art
- Kahmora, as our extra
special guest judge,
would you like to ring
in the talent show?
- Would I? I'd be so honored.
- Let's start the show.
- We all know the famous statue
of a naked man sitting on
a rock in deep thought.
But what we don't know is
what he's actually thinking.
Maybe it's his favorite food
or maybe he's having
an existential crisis.
Or maybe it's Cherry's
sweet juicy ass
or Betty's swamp ass.
And yes, he can tell them apart
because he's thought
about it. Either way
He has a lot on his mind.
- But tell us what
you really think.
- I thought that too.
- Puppies playing poker.
Hounds with Texas Holdem.
Either way, I'm the bitch with
the best hand in the pound.
You call for a masterpiece.
Well, my monthly poker playing
parties are best in show.
Pay no attention to
my glamor collar.
I've rebranded it
as the cone of fame.
But between my luscious
coat, gentle demeanor
and all those dogs playing
poker, I've got a full house.
- You poker, you brought her,
- I hope she's potty trained.
- The legend of Saturn
devouring his son states
that Saturn once ruled the earth
and didn't want his
reign to come to an end.
So he would consume every
child he had in order
to not be replaced
on the throne.
Talk about relatable. Every
day these new drag performers
are getting younger,
faster and more flexible.
And every day I
become the opposite.
I'd like to keep the throne
for as long as I possibly can.
I haven't even had
it for very long
and I'm just
getting comfortable.
So while my body
quietly ages in decay,
I think I'll feast upon
their youthful flesh.
Until further notice.
I'm not bitter. You are.
- I told them lunch was
in 30 minutes. Geez.
- Mm. Tastes like children.
She made it through
the wilderness. ♪
You know, she made
it through. Woo. ♪
- Didn't know how lost she
was until Christ was born.
This masterpiece is
inspired by Madonna
and Child by Guccio and Madonna.
No last name. This is
the immaculate conception
that bitch Mary wished she had.
Maybe if she looked like
this, she wouldn't have
to open a burger joint.
And yes, I'm still a virgin.
You think I would let ancient
dirty dick in me? Please.
This is before running
water. Bitch I am Madonna
- Boosty-yay.
Yay Mary.
- Attention feline fanatics
and cat aficionados.
Listen up as I
paint you a portrait
of cat art pioneer Louis
Wayne, whose paintings and
illustrations unleashed
a cataclysmic shift
in the art world
With every perfectly
rendered Tobin and tail,
Wayne whiskered us away to a
mutastical realm of wonder.
Feeling curious as a cat?
Well come take a look and
immerse yourself in the artistic
masterpiece that is this
pussy and this pussy
and this pussy.
Put your paws up
and let's thank Louis Wayne
for teaching us all how
to step our pussies up.
- This pussy's out of control.
- What strain of catnip is this?
- Hello darlings.
It's me. Fruit basket.
First name fruit.
Because, well I think that's
obvious darling, don't you?
And last name basket.
Because I'm also a little
bit of a basket case.
And who wouldn't be spending
your whole life being called a
banana when you're really,
a pear can definitely
take its toll.
But all that queer related
trauma won't prune itself.
Make sure you're taking
your anti-anxie-tree
and stimu-lentils darlings.
- I love a man
with a big basket.
- An apple a day keeps
the pill bottles away.
- Well hot diggity
damn y'all, it's me.
Salvador Dali Parton.
Would y'all look at me just
melting away like a popsicle at
a summer ho down.
Ain't no use crying
over spilled sparkle.
I'll just turn this puddle
of fabulousness into
a whole new art form.
This meltin masterpiece is proof
that even reality
can't hold me down.
Meltin ain't defeating darling.
It's just a pit stop on
the road to even more
so surrealist adventures.
By the way, does anyone
know what time it is?
- Now why'd she come in
here looking like that?
- What time is it?
- It's nine to five.
- Who's ready to boogie?
Oggie Woogie with me potty.
Whoa. This Van Gogo girl
has been serving anything
but still life since she
was hired at Studio 54
to distribute Quaaludes
three days ago.
Who would've thunk a small
town girl like me could find
food service work
in the big city?
Though I haven't quite gotten
the hang of the uniform yet.
I've definitely gotten
addicted to cocaine.
Andy Warhol told me
that Pointilism is passe
and that Van Gogh was a sap.
But he also told me
I give great head.
So you win some, you
lose some I guess.
- Go. Go Patty. Go.
- I think she's on a roll.
- It was so cool having like
an established drag queen,
like Kahmora Hall here.
- The way she was critiquing
your art pieces definitely
makes me nervous about the
way she might critique our
talent shows
- I'm with you on that.
- The chin in that picture.
- The PA said brushes down.
And I said no, just
let me blend it real
quick. And he said no.
And I said, oh, she's
too pretty for that.
- My personal opinion,
the top two has to be
my fave little fruit
gremlin right here.
Oh yes. And our
Salvador Dolly Parton.
- I appreciate you saying that,
but I am still nervous.
- But you have a immunity.
- But well, I mean, we'll see.
- I'm just gonna say it.
I really hope I'm
in the top tonight.
- Yes, it's time for you to be
in the top. I love your look.
- I think that the bottom
is really difficult tonight,
but I think that it
is Rip Em and Hanna.
I think for Masterpiece,
it does become about
the scale of the look.
- And I, I agree.
I think that I'm
gonna be in the bottom
tonight and that's okay.
But yeah, it definitely breaks
my heart to know that I,
I have this brain full of ideas,
but I have a wallet
that's not full of money.
- You are extravagant.
You are enough.
- Well that was
one wild show. Ooh,
- I've got a lot to say. Ooh.
- Well good thing
we brought you here.
- That's why we
brought you here.
Who were some of your favorites?
- Definitely my top
was Nutella Fitzgerald.
I loved her voiceover,
but I love that she really
committed to that character.
Like she stayed as a dog
the entire time when she
drank outta that wine glass.
like a dog drinks
out of a water bowl.
That did it for me. Yes.
All the details like
the doggy treats,
the biscuits on the board, the
playing cards were all dogs.
- The hair. Yes.
- You know, I also really
enjoyed Lulu's presentation.
I thought it was very campy.
Very silly to do
Salvador Dali Parton.
- How can you go
wrong with that?
- I mean I love both
of those things.
- Terrific.
- Like this was camp, you know,
so I think she really nailed
the theme tonight.
- Well I also really
enjoyed Patty's story.
I just love like a
good 60s 70s vibe.
- So the thing with Patty's,
I think the shtick would've
been funny if she actually
knew how to roller skate.
So she comes out and
she pretends not to
and then she does a bump and
all of a sudden she's twirling
and dancing in roller skates.
- That was a trend
alert tonight. Drugs,
Lots of drugs.
- Yeah, usually it's poop.
- You know, Stevie had
the immunity badge.
I'm not sure he needed it.
I thought the
performance was good.
I thought the look was
good. I thought the
makeup was fantastic.
Lots of apples, which I love.
- Let's talk about Ivana.
She has this personality
that's kind of quirky and fun
and she's giving us
something very different.
Nobody else is doing
anything like it.
- Are we picking up
bottom three tonight?
Because
- We Might - There's
some candidates for that.
Have we talked about
Hanna Barbeara?
- No, not yet.
- I was waiting for
something to happen.
You know, I was on edge
the entire time waiting
to finish and it
just never happened.
- It was a swing and a miss.
It was a paw print and a miss.
- The assignment was to present
a masterpiece look inspired
by a work of art.
And I don't know that this
was inspired by a work of art
or just she put works of art on.
To me it missed the
assignment in that respect.
- You know why I
wish took a copy
of the actual piece of
art and put it on them.
Rip Em. If you have to explain
what the work of art is.
I feel like you already
kinda missed the point.
- I kind of feel like Rip Em
is skating by a little bit.
Their costumes are
never really over the
top or jaw dropping.
They're always just like some
pieces that are put together.
Let's talk about YouNeek
NuYork. - Oh yes.
- YouNkke. The
concept was there.
The execution was not. The
wording on the other side.
This is something
that's happened on many
seasons of Camp Wannakiki.
It looked sloppy.
- Is handwriting a camp badge?
- Oh
- Lord, it should be.
I think her personality
really saved it.
'cause I really, I actually
really enjoyed her performance.
But the look was definitely kind
of basic and low on the list.
- Well Kahmora Hall.
Thank you so much for
joining us at camp today.
- Well thank you
for inviting me.
I had such a blast at camp.
- We were so happy
that you trotted in
with your unicorn self
and fabulous dress.
In fact, we would like
to make you an honorary camper.
- Shut up.
I love this.
So much better than
a hundred k check
- Good. 'cause we
don't have that.
- We're plum out.
- This is the one I was
most nervous about. So
[door opening]
[campers cheering]
- Come here miss thing
- Chicago in the house.
- A new queen approaches.
I've entered the competition.
[campers cheering]
- Icon. Icon. Icon.
I feel like a part of the
sisterhood now.
Part the family.
- You are.
- Imagine it beaded
- It's gonna weigh 75
pounds by the time finished.
- That T-shirt is
gonna hit the ground
- No matter whoever like
places, like y'all
were amazing tonight.
I really mean that.
Again, the creative
energy from that show
got me inspired to do something
really out the box as well.
And lean more into
the campy side.
So thank y'all for the art
that you produced
and do. Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Tee cup. Yeah, we
want to hear the tea.
Alright. The Sugarbakers
are gonna make me hike
after this. Definitely
- Work.
- Well, I already got what
I wanted from the show,
which is the shirt, so I'm good.
But no matter what
happens tonight,
you're all here for a reason.
You're all stars. And
I can't wait to see
what you do afterwards.
'cause that's when the real
race begins
- Set that there.
- Thank you.
- Heels off and
hike down the hill.
- Yes. Come on, you
better prance in those hooves
- The winner of Camp Wannakiki.
will receive a
stupendous prize package,
including Itza Pola, a
fabulous custom foam wig
by season four
camper Pola Frost.
Shimmer and shine with a year
supply of glittery makeup
by Elektra Cosmetics.
Set sail baby an all
expense paid cruise
provided by Dream Vacations
and adventuresbymaps.com.
All this and $10,000
in cold hard cash
provided by Hamburger Mary's
where you can eat, drink,
and be Mary Baby.
- Welcome back campers.
- Hello.
- We have made
some decisions now.
We started today
with eight of you,
but unfortunately there
are not enough artsy fartsy
badges for everyone.
So at the end of
the night tonight,
someone will have
to take a hike.
- But Stevie,
you have the immunity badge.
Do you still have it on you?
- I do. It's in my pocket.
Would you like to see it?
- I trust you.
- Okay, perfect.
- That means you have immunity
for today. Congratulations.
- Thank you. Would I be able
to say something perhaps?
- Of course.
So the way things were phrased
was that whoever has
the immunity badge
will get immunity.
And I do want to say I very,
very highly considered passing
it off to one of two campers.
However, when we were
talking in the rec room,
I was reminded of why I'm here.
Everything I, do I
do for my children.
They deserve to see
themselves succeed
in a platform like this.
I will be holding onto it
- Now, Stevie, you earned that.
The fact that you even thought
of giving it away means a lot.
And the fact that you
picked up on Ruthie's
very clever wording shows
that you are paying
attention to the game.
When in fact, yes, you could
have given the immunity
badge to someone else.
I'm gonna say you didn't
need it today
- I felt like I did.
- Yes. Congratulations Stevie,
and you'll be joined in the
rec room with Patty Bourree
and Ivanna Peessa.
You three have all earned
your artsy fartsy badge.
- Thank you so much.
- All right campers you
five are in top and bottom
Today. We will talk to the
top two campers first.
And that is Nutella Fitzgerald
and Lulu Krystals
- Better work.
- That means YouNeek NuYork,
Rip Em and Hanna Barbeara.
You can wait backstage
in the rec room.
We'll call you out in a minute.
Lulu Krystals and
Nutella Fitzgerald,
congratulations on
making the top two today.
- Thank you.
- How does it feel, Lulu, to
be in the top two today?
- Finally.
- Yes ma'am.
- It feels really good.
I'm, I'm very excited
to be up here right
now in this position.
So thank you, thank
you, thank you.
- I loved everything about it.
I loved the detail and the
lapels that they're dripping.
I love the cut on the bottom
of the coat that it's dripping.
I just thought it was dynamite.
- Thank you
- Really smart.
- Thank you. And the nails,
they're dripping too.
- Oh, they are dripping.
- You are the nail
queen of the season.
- Mmm hm they drippy.
- If you need to get
nailed, go see Lulu.
- Ah, that's the rumor.
- Yeah, that's what right here.
Lulu Krystals. You know,
yesterday you were fartsy.
Today you were artsy.
You did a great
job at the art off.
And this look is fantastic.
- Thank you so much.
I really appreciate it.
- You have been someone
that we have considered
for top two in a couple
of different talent shows,
so you've been doing a
really, really good job.
So it's nice to see you
on the stage. - Thank you.
- And someone who is familiar
with the top two
Nutella Fitzgerald,
how does it feel to be back?
- Correct. Very correct.
- We have had a lot
of animal looks on this
show over the seasons,
but the ones that are the
most successful are the animal
looks that have a complete
character behind them.
It was such a character.
I fell in love the minute
you walked out there.
- When you started
laughing up that water.
We were laughing so hard.
You both did a fabulous,
outstanding job today.
But there can only
be one winner.
And that is
congratulations Lulu Krystals
- Thank you.
- You are the winner
of the artsy Fartsy Day at camp.
[register dinging]
- Congratulations. You've
just earned $500 cash.
- Thank you so much. I'm
definitely fartsy, so thank you.
- Yes, yes you are. Yes you are.
- Lulu Krystals and Nutella
Fitzgerald. Congratulations.
You both earned your
artsy fartsy badge.
And you can wait backstage
for the badging ceremony.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- This simply is not my time.
I refuse to go. Like I
have so much more to show.
I am such a better
entertainer than
what I displayed tonight.
And my package
and what I do is far beyond
what I've shown tonight.
- I am up against two
of the most talented
people I've had
the privilege of meeting.
So as much as I wanna be
confident right now, I,
I don't think I am.
The two of them are incredible
people and performers
and I can't see either
of them leaving tonight.
- Just so grateful for this
experience of being able
to build all these friendships.
But I also have so much more
to show. If given
another opportunity
to invite the Sugarbakers
and into my crazy little world,
I think I can blow
their socks off.
So I'm gonna keep
my fingers crossed.
- Well, campers, unfortunately,
you three have landed
in the bottom today.
- Let's start with Rip Em.
So I think that up
until now, you've kind
of landed in the middle.
You've kind of always
been in a safe spot,
not quite at the top,
not quite at the bottom.
But as more and more campers
take a hike, you're kind
of shifting towards the bottom.
That all said, I will say Rip Em
that you did indeed receive
your artsy fartsy badge.
You can go join the
others in the rec room.
- Thank you very much.
- Thank you.
- YouNeek NuYork,
Hannah Barbeara.
Unfortunately, you are
in the bottom two today.
Now this is a very un
unique position for you.
In the bottom YouNeek.
The bubble on top was
almost like an afterthought.
- Oh.
- You rely a lot on your
humor and you are
indeed very funny.
I've only known you
a couple of days
and you're one of the funniest
people I've met. The thought
of the headpiece
is really clever.
The execution is what's lacking.
- Okay, gotcha. Gotcha.
- Hannah Barbeara.
- Hello friends.
- So I have a question for you.
Are these portraits
on your dress?
Are they the actual paintings
for the artists?
- Yeah. These are the public
domain pieces of artwork
by Louis Wayne himself.
- I think the issue
for me is the fact
that they are the
original artwork.
And the assignment was to
present a look inspired
by a masterpiece.
Not to just take what
you consider masterpiece
and put it on an outfit.
That is why you're
in the bottom.
- I understand. That's fair.
Outta my entire package.
This is the one I was a little
bit less confident about,
only because it did seem a
little bit more simplistic
to everything else that
I have brought in here.
- Well, we've seen some
amazing work from both of you.
- We have
- But unfortunately, you
know, we started today
with eight campers and only
have seven artsy fartsy badges.
So unfortunately one of you
will be taking a hike tonight.
- We are gonna write
on our chalkboards
the name of the camper
we would like to give
that last badge to
- Just a word of
advice to both of you.
If you find yourself on a
reality show moving forward.
Don't call one of
the judges a C word.
That said, I would like to
give the badge to YouNeek
- Unique spelling of YouNeek.
- I would like to see
more from both of you.
I would like to see Hanna
get that last badge though.
And although in such a
short time, I've grown
to love both of you.
Congratulations, YouNeek.
- Gotta be Fuck it up.
- I love you. I love you so
much too. Are a star.
- You are too, baby. Oh my God.
- This is what makes
this competition so hard.
It's sort of the
bittersweet moment
because we try really hard
to create Camp Wannakiki
as an environment that
really is a family.
And to see the love
- You've succeeded
because it really is.
It really has been. I cannot
be any more grateful.
- Thank you.
- YouNeek NuYork.
Congratulations.
You have earned your
artsy fartsy badge.
You can go join the other
campers in the rec room
for the badging ceremony.
- Thank you judges.
- Hannah Barbeara.
You have been a pure
delight to have a camp,
and I mean that from
the bottom of my heart.
- Thank you for making
me feel like star.
- You are a star baby
- You a star.
- Thank you again. Giving
me this opportunity.
Goodbye friend.
- Take a hike, my dear.
- Enjoy your hike.
[upbeat theme music]
Camp it up at
Camp Wannakiki
[crickets chirping]
[bright guitar music]
- Well, looks like
camp is over for me.
I was sent on a hike today,
even though it's been
such a short time.
I've had so much fun and I've
met so many great people.
That's all I really
need to take with me.
Just let your true self shine.
Let your colors shine bright.
And don't be afraid
to be crazy and wild.
You never know what kind
of smile you'll put on
another person's face.
Goodbye friends. It's
time to go on a hike.
- Audio's rolling.
Sync. Thank you. Yay.
- The mother talking
art. Fuck me.
What is it? Art. Art Off.
- We have oh, oh, oh. Mic
drop. Literal mic drop
- And this concludes the mother
- Tucker Tucker.
Oh. Oh shit. Wait, what is it?
Oh, mother Tucker Tucker.
Oh, the mother Tucker. No,
- Mother tucking. I said
- Oh.
Oh. Okay. Go. Good. Okay.