America's Got Talent s06e05 Episode Script
Seattle auditions, Part 2
[woman singing.]
[cheers and applause.]
[cheers and applause.]
[gunshot.]
[cheers and applause.]
- The single most exciting audition I've ever seen on the show.
- Unbelievable.
- You guys are going to vegas! [cheers and applause.]
[sharon screaming.]
- Ooh, disgusting! - ah ah - ah - Oh, my god! [audience shrieks.]
- Tonight, the search for the best talent in the land Brings us back to the biggest city in the pacific northwest.
- It's day two here in seattle! Let's get it in! [pop ballad.]
All: Welcome back to seattle! - We're back in the emerald city, And last time, the talent level in seattle was sky high.
- Okay, kathy griffin here, yeah.
Okay, so here's the deal.
[cheers and applause.]
- But not everyone got the love from the judges.
[buzzer.]
[pop song.]
- Why don't you like me? - You're a hater.
- [blowing discordantly.]
- Where's piers goin'? - Seattle's got talent! [cheers and applause.]
- Say, do you think this is a very talented town? - No, not really.
- Anyway [cheers and applause.]
- We are here in seattle! Energy is electric! Are you guys ready to meet your judges? [cheers and applause.]
Give it up for piers morgan.
- Give it up for sharon osborne! Sharon osborne! - Seattle's like no other city in america.
There's coffee on every corner.
Even there.
- Give it up for howie mandel! - I'm gonna find some talent! In seattle! Now! Bye! [cheers and applause.]
- The lovely mrs.
Sharon osborne.
[cheers and applause.]
Why are you excited to be here in seattle? - Seattle is the home of so many superstars.
So many stars from here.
It's one of the coolest cities in america.
[cheers and applause.]
- Let's go! Things are heating up backstage As acts from all over the country Are gearing up for their big chance In front of the judges.
- Seattle's got talent! [cheers and applause.]
- Our first act in seattle Is hoping his talent Can turn the judges into believers.
- My name's brian jackson.
I'm from muskogee, oklahoma.
I'm 46 years old.
My talent is a little bit different than most.
You know, I've been training for 19 years to do what I do.
I've broken bones doing what I do.
I have achieved world records.
I'm gonna attempt to break a world record That is under Right before I take that stage, I'm gonna take some deep breaths.
I'm gonna prepare myself mentally and physically.
I'm gonna walk out on that stage And get ready to do something That those judges will never forget.
- Go ahead and get 'em.
[cheers and applause.]
Hello, seattle! - What is your name? - My name is brian jackson.
- And what is it that you do? - What I do is I blow up hot water bottles Till they explode.
[laughter.]
[scattered cheers.]
- Wh-why? - I actually hold the world record right now At blowing up three of those In one minute and eight seconds.
- Wow.
- Wow.
- That's brilliant.
- I don't just blow up any hot water bottles.
They have to be british standard hot water bottles.
- There we go.
- We have two british standards right here.
Could you blow up the one on the end? [laughter and applause.]
- We are gonna time this.
I am gonna need the assistance-- If you would help me with the stopwatch.
- Okay, I'll help you with the stopwatch.
[cheers and applause.]
- I do wear goggles because, If you've seen hot water bottles burst, They hit me very hard.
- You tell me when to go.
- I'm-a count to three, and then I'm ready to go.
OneTwo Three, go.
[wheezing.]
[cheers and applause.]
[buzzer.]
- [coughs.]
- Ten seconds.
NineEight.
All: SevenSix FiveFour ThreeTwoOne.
[buzzer.]
- Aww.
- That was 90 seconds.
- Whew! [audience booing.]
- He look like he about to have a heart attack out there.
[boos and cheers.]
- You okay? - Dizzy.
Maybe dizzy.
- Whew! - The previous record is how - One minute and eight seconds.
I currently hold that record.
- And you blew up how many? - Three.
- Three.
So you just missed this by three, really.
- Whew.
[laughter.]
- What went wrong? - I've never tried this-- This brand of hot water bottle.
- Right.
[audience booing.]
That is one of the most pointless things I've ever watched in my entire life.
Howie, yes or no? - It's a no from me.
- It's a no from me, buy thank you very much.
- So it's three nos.
Sorry.
- Thank you so much, brian.
- Thank you, guys.
- Better luck next time.
- Thank you.
Appreciate it.
- All right, man.
So there's no trip to vegas for brian.
Back in the holding room, brian is determined To burst that hot water bottle.
Meanwhile, in the theater, The rest of the seattle hopefuls are full of hot air.
- Hello.
Your name is - Buffo! - What is it that you do? - I do comedy.
[urgent music.]
[audience booing.]
[buzzer.]
[booing.]
- I'm gonna say no to buffo.
Sorry.
- That's your choice.
It is america.
- It is.
- Sharon, how 'bout your choice? This is america.
- It's a no from me.
- And it's a no from me.
- And thank you.
[laughter.]
[applause.]
- Not going well in seattle.
[cheers and applause.]
- What's up? Whoo! - What is your name? - My name is kimo.
- And what is it that you do? - My show is called madonna: - I would like to see that.
Show us your stuff.
[upbeat music.]
- That's my jam! [audience booing.]
- The thing was the execution Wasn't great.
- I said no.
Sharon - I have to say no right now.
- Three nos, kimo, sorry.
- All right.
Thank you! Thank you, seattle! [cheers and applause.]
[cheers and applause.]
- Hello? - [robotic voice.]
hello.
[laughter.]
- And you are - My name is robo.
- You're a--a robot? - I think so.
- Let's see your stuff.
- I was just in the bathroom taking a leak.
I've been meaning to get that fixed.
[audience booing.]
My favorite cereal is nuts and bolts.
That joke sucked.
Joke deleted.
[buzzers.]
[robo imitating buzzer.]
Three plusses is good, right? - [laughs.]
That's the funniest thing you've said.
- It's a no from me.
- I'm gonna say no.
- I'm a no as well.
Sorry, robot.
- Thank you, america.
[all shout.]
[cheers and applause.]
- These auditions are going a bit - [buzz.]
[buzz buzz buzz.]
[cheers and applause.]
- I haven't seen somebody sweat through a suit Like you just did.
- I think you're amazing.
- Thank you.
- Yeah! - Piers, this is a special song for you.
[cheers and applause.]
So far, the seattle auditions Have been a disaster.
And even the audience is starting to get a little antsy For that first guest.
[banging drums.]
[audience booing.]
- It was silly.
- tonight, so nice [buzzer.]
I got you, ba ba ba bow - Uh, not yet.
- you can dance every dance with the guy that gives you the eye and let him hold you tight [buzzers.]
- When is this hell over? When can I go home? - As marcos leaves the stage, His aunt approaches piers And gives him a piece of her mind.
- YouHave a bad finger.
You're always touching that damn "x.
" - Right, well, thank you for your thoughts.
- Watch it, watch your step.
Watch your step.
Watch your step.
Well, that was, uh An awkward moment.
- That told us, didn't it? - [laughing.]
- While things in the northwest are starting to unravel, This next act is hoping he can lift everyone's spirits.
- My name is alaska.
And I'm gonna be performing a dance.
I'm originally from alaska.
My name is simeon mountain.
When I'm dancing, I feel really alive.
I feel powerful.
I feel like I could take over the whole world.
When I walk on that stage today, I'm gonna have everyone in the whole audience And the judges, I'm gonna have their attention.
Here I am.
Look out, las vegas.
Here comes alaska.
- Go give it to 'em! [cheers and applause.]
- Hi.
- How are you? - I'm good.
What's your name? - Alaska.
- Now, tell me, what are you gonna do for us today, alaska? - Freestyle.
- Okay, and you think That your freestyle is worthy of $1 million? - It sure is.
- All right.
- Right.
- Okay, let's see it.
Good luck.
[cheers and applause.]
[upbeat pop song.]
[cheers and applause.]
[buzzer.]
[cheers and applause.]
[booing.]
- Whew.
- Thank you, alaska.
SoUm Your interpretation of the music - Yes.
- Was very interesting.
- Okay.
- Do me a favor.
- Um, howie.
- He doesn't appreciate freestyle.
That was freestyle.
- Very much so.
- I think he got somethin' here.
The freestyle alaska dance.
[cheers and applause.]
- Yeah, but it's not alaska.
- Yes, piers.
- It's not actually dancing, is it? - No, it's movement.
- But you notice I was going with the music.
- It's with the music.
- It was the beat.
You feel the music.
- Excuse me.
- Oh, you feel the music? - Yeah, I feel the beat.
- I feel-- - hold on here.
- I got it.
- It's interpretation through dance.
That's what it is.
- Yeah.
- You have to go and be free, alaska.
- All right.
- All right? - So I'm saying no to here, And I want you to flourish someplace else.
- All right.
- Okay? - Okay.
Piers.
- I'm a no.
- It has to be a no.
But thank you, alaska.
And good luck.
- Thank you.
- Thank you very much.
- Wait a second! I just--I got-- I got--alaska [cheers and applause.]
Wouldn't you all like to learn how to do The alaska dance? - [cheers and applause.]
Get up out of that seat! Get up! You gotta teach us! Whoo! - Come on, piers! [upbeat pop song.]
- I'm into it! Good job! - I feel better now.
- Whew.
- I feel much better now.
- We'll be right back.
[thunder.]
- Welcome back to america's got talent Here in seattle, Where the auditions have been just like the weather-- Terrible! [buzzer.]
[buzzer.]
- joke deleted.
- But these guys are gonna turn it around, right? [cheers and applause.]
- My name is geechy guy.
I'm 46 years old.
And I'm a stand-up comedian.
- Why do they call you geechy guy? - It's a name that was given to me in college.
It's japanese, and it means "crazy.
" And I've been using it for a long time.
- Oh, you gonna fit perfectly here on this show.
- Today, I'm gonna tell a bunch of jokes That I wrote.
My hands are shakin'.
I'm a little nervous.
But it's mostly anxious.
It's good nerves.
I would love to win america's got talent.
When I go on stage today, I'm just gonna be as funny as I can And I'm gonna tell as many jokes as I can think of.
[upbeat pop song.]
- Go get 'em, geechy guy! - I will! [cheers and applause.]
- Yo, you see how sweaty geechy guy is? He has on a sweater and a jacket, And he's sweating through the jacket.
- And what's your name? - My name is geechy guy.
- Geechy guy.
- Yes.
- And what's-- what's your act? - I-I'm gonna tell some jokes that I wrote.
- What kind of jokes do you do? - Um, hopefully funny ones.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
- Tell me something interesting about yourself.
- Um, I'm in the guinness book of world records For telling jokes.
- You are? - I told over 676 jokes in one hour at one time.
- Really? - Yeah.
[cheers and applause.]
- That's impressive.
- That's a lot of jokes.
- It is a lot of jokes.
And they had to get a laugh, or they didn't count.
So I actually told about 100 more I than got counted for.
- All right, well, good luck.
Let's see it.
[cheers and applause.]
- I got my girlfriend corrective eye surgery For christmas.
And then she dumped me! [laughter.]
I took a correspondence course in mime.
They sent me six blank tapes.
[laughter.]
they say a person's car Reflects their personality.
I don't have a car.
I was gonna wear my camouflage shirt, But I couldn't find it.
[laughter.]
I saw a sign that said "help wanted," So I ran in and said, "what's wrong?" I'm gonna sign an endorsement deal with nike.
They're gonna give me a whole bunch of money.
All I have to do is promise Never to wear any of their stuff, ever.
You might recognize me from my modeling career.
I was the third one over on the evolution chart.
[laughter and applause.]
Haven't had a lot of luck with women lately.
Yeah, "lately," like it's a new problem.
Actually, I'm married, And my wife is saving up to put me through hell.
We've been together 15 years, And I haven't even so much as looked at another woman.
I'm that discouraged.
[laughter and applause.]
How many women think all men are pigs? Let me see a show of hooters! [laughter.]
Thank you very much.
[cheers and applause.]
- And a standing ovation.
- Okay.
All right.
Sharon? - Is that shtick, or are you really like that? - A little bit of both.
- Okay, that's fine.
- You're nervous, though, aren't you? - A little.
- I know.
I haven't seen somebody sweat through a suit Like you just did.
[laughter.]
- Give us a look.
- Lift your arms.
Look at that.
[cheers and applause.]
But let me tell you There's no reason to sweat.
You're funny.
[cheers and applause.]
- See, my problem is, I didn't find you remotely funny.
But the audience loved you.
- Okay.
[audience booing.]
okay.
- You don't like that there was one liners? - Uh, let's have a vote.
Howie.
- Yes.
[cheers and applause.]
- II'm gonna have to say no, I'm afraid.
- Okay.
- Sharon, down to you.
[audience shouting.]
- UmGeechy guy - Yes? - It's a yes, and I'll see you in vegas! [cheers and applause.]
- Yeah! - Thank you very much! [cheers and applause.]
- Yeah! I would hug you, but you're sweaty.
- I am sweaty.
- Oh, whatever! - He is funny.
- You didn't find it funny? - No.
- I did.
- Because it was one-liners? - He's funny.
- [laughs.]
After a shaky start, the judges' search For a million-dollar act is on a roll.
Get ready, go out there, and give 'em what you got.
- can't take it, take it, take no more - You are - We are illumni men's chorale.
- Okay, the stage is yours.
- oh, oh, baby oh, oh, baby - oh, baby, baby how was I supposed to know something wasn't right tell me, baby, 'cause I need to know now all because give me a sign [cheers and applause.]
- You took a fabulous song And made it even more fabulous.
- That was genius.
[cheers and applause.]
- I vote yes.
- You are going to las vegas.
[cheers and applause.]
- Thank you! Thank you, seattle! - Hi.
- What's your name? - Soleil.
- You're pole dancer, right? - I am, yes.
I actually work at a fire station.
And there's a pole there.
- That's not how you learned, on the fire pole? - Yes.
- Really? [cheers and applause.]
[cheers and applause.]
- I found that very Charming.
- You are the most elegant pole dancer I have ever seen.
- I think it was wonderful, And I'd like to see it again.
So I'm gonna say yes.
- Thank you.
- You are going to las vegas.
- Thank you! - How you doin'? What's your name? - My name is seth grabel.
- What do you do? - I'm the acrobatic magician.
- Let's watch.
[cheers and applause.]
[upbeat pop song.]
- That's magic! [cheers and applause.]
- I love you.
Thank you, america.
- I think you're amazing, And it's a yes from me.
- Thank you.
- I personally like the energy, And I like the weirdness of it.
- Whoo! - I'm gonna say yes.
- Yeah! - You are going to vegas.
[cheers and applause.]
- Vegas, baby! [cheering.]
- So far, there have been lots of auditions That popped for the judges.
[balloon sputtering.]
- You're funny.
- aah - That was genius.
- And there's still plenty more to come! - Do you have any idea what $1 million is? - Yes.
- I think you're amazing.
- I love you, piers! - One of the best songs I've ever heard.
- Oh, my gosh.
[cheers and applause.]
- Welcome back to america's got talent.
On stage, two-year-old amadaeus Is hoping to sink the competition.
- Go! Get 'em.
[cheers and applause.]
[cheers and applause.]
- He is so cute.
- Yay! Good boy! Yeah, good boy.
- Amadaeus is a pool shark.
He's a hustler, baby.
- Does he do any other tricks? - He's just played pool, for goodness sake.
What more is he gonna do? - Yes, but, If we bring him back, We don't want to see him play pool again.
We want something different.
- He has natural talent.
- To see a dog moving balls around like that Is unnatural.
My dog has natural talent.
He licks his.
[laughter.]
I'm gonna be honest.
I don't think you have much more up your sleeve.
So I'm saying no.
- I'm gonna say yes.
- Okay.
- Connie I'm gonna have to Say no.
[cheers and jeers.]
Thank you very much, though.
He is divine.
- Thank you for the opportunity.
[cheers and applause.]
- Can't believe you did that.
- But the thing is, piers-- - That's a trick.
It's not a show.
- Yeah.
- This next group have been friends all their lives, And are hoping a shot in front of the judges Can make their dreams come true.
- My name is brandon.
- I'm dustin.
- I'm josh.
- And we are the bgp.
We started our first band together When we were 13 years old, Playing anywhere that would take us.
This band has been through so much.
There's--there's a history there.
- The crazy thing about this group is It's not just about music.
We all have kids.
- [squealing.]
- It takes on this whole other meaning.
We're living life together.
So this band really means everything to us.
All right, guys.
For us, there's so much riding on this opportunity.
And we don't wanna blow it.
This is it.
- Go get 'em! [cheers and applause.]
- Okay, who are you guys? - We are the bgp.
- Where do you normally perform? - We usually don't play in places like this.
It's colleges and clubs and-- and wherever we can get in.
- Okay, let's see it.
Off you go.
- Thanks.
- Bgp! [scattered cheers.]
- They brought their own fan club.
[single piano note.]
- hey, kids shake it loose together the spotlight's hittin' somethin' that's been known to change the weather we'll kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around you're gonna hear electric music solid walls of sound candy and ronnie have you seen them yet [cheers and applause.]
oh, but they're so spaced out b-b-b-b-b-bennie and the jets oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful oh, bennie, she's really keen she got electric boots a mohair suit you know I read it in a magazine oh ho b-b-b-bennie and the jets Y'all ready? Everybody! say bennie All: bennie - bennie All: bennie - bennie All: bennie - bennie and the jets [cheers and applause.]
- Yeah! All: Ve-gas! Ve-gas! Ve-gas! Ve-gas! Ve-gas! Ve-gas! - Okay.
Uh, well, why don't we start With elton's good friend sharon.
No one better.
- I can tell that you've learned your craft.
That you obviously do a lot of live gigs, No matter where they are.
I can tell you're very professional.
You know what you're doing.
However I would have liked to have seen you Make it more of your own.
To see you come through as you.
- We would love to have the opportunity To show you more of us.
- Yeah, look - [laughs.]
- I think it's quite interesting.
I think you're definitely talented.
And you definitely, as a lead singer, You've got the charisma that you need To drive a band like this.
I always look for that.
I liked it.
What did you think, howie? - I, too, agree with the fact that you are great.
I really do believe you're great.
And this show-- - Wait, who are all these little children? - Who are all these little girls? - Are they with you? [cheers and applause.]
- Are they yours? - Those are our kids.
[cheers and applause.]
- Aww.
[piers laughs.]
All: Aww - You wanna bring zach out? - Oh, they're adorable.
Wow! - Oh, there's more.
There's mom.
- It was great.
It sounded good.
If you should be lucky enough to come back, You may want to play with the arrangement A little bit-- - make it our own more.
- Okay, howie, yes or no? - I say yes.
- Sharon.
[cheers and applause.]
- Um I have to say Yes.
All: Whoo! - Thank you so much! [cheers and applause.]
[pop ballad.]
- [laughs.]
- Whoo! You gave a wonderful performance.
Your family's here.
What does this mean to you and your family? - Oh, man, this, for us to have this opportunity, It literally, it means everything.
- Yeeeh! [laughter.]
- yeah! - I can't wait to see 'em again.
- I can't, because he does have a great voice, And they're good musicians.
They just don't know who they are yet.
It'll be interesting to see when they come back.
[indistinct chatter.]
- Whoo! [cheers and applause.]
- You have a girlfriend? - No! [laughter.]
- Piers, this is a special song for you.
America's got-- Ah! Talent! WhereAgh! The talent is flying high Here in seattle! It's all about the catch of the day, baby.
Right? Yeah, this gonna be Next to take the stage are a trio of best friends Excited about their moment in the spotlight.
- We are the art of teknique.
We are hip-hop dancers.
And we're gonna show the world what we can do.
[giggling.]
Dancing is about having fun.
It brightens up our day, and we smile.
- Ha! - Whee! [giggling.]
- You guys anxious? You guys nervous at all? - A little bit.
[cheers and applause.]
- We're gonna impress the judges.
AndAnd we'll show what we got.
- You know, if y'all need me, I can come up there and Y'all need somethin'.
I'll get out there and Just call me, all right? - When we get out on that stage, We'll show 'em what little kids can do.
- Let's go, go ahead.
[cheers and applause.]
- How ya doin'? What's your name? - I'm gavin.
- I'm chris.
- And I'm kida.
- Okay, what is it that you do? - We dance.
- How old are you? - I'm ten.
- Eight.
- And I'm nine.
- Okay.
You realize that this is a big show, you know? And you if won this, You would get $1 million.
Do you have any idea what $1 million is? - Yes.
- What would you-- What would you do with $1 million? - Well, I would do shoes, clothes, and [cheers and applause.]
- All right, so let's see you guys dance.
[scattered cheers.]
- You guys nervous? All: Yes.
[hip-hop music.]
[cheers and applause.]
- They're really good.
- Thank you.
[cheers and applause.]
- Whoo! All: Ve-gas! Ve-gas! Ve-gas! Ve-gas! Ve-gas! Ve-gas! Ve-gas! - They're not just, like, good for kids, They're, like, really good dancers.
- Wow! I gotta say That, you know, sometimes with dance groups And other performers, when they're your age, They're cute like you guys are, you get by on that.
But you guys have skill.
You reallyHave skill.
[cheers and applause.]
- thank you.
- You have a girlfriend? - No.
- You like girls? - No! [laughter.]
- You don't like girls? [laughter.]
[cheers and applause.]
- Piers.
- Uh Absolutely brilliant.
[cheers and applause.]
- Well done.
- Thank you.
- Sharon.
- You guys love it.
I can see that you really do love to dance.
All three of you are very natural performers.
You were just fantastic.
I adore you.
- Thank you.
[cheers and applause.]
- How does it feel to hear all these positive comments? What does it mean to you? - That's how it feels! Right here! - Well, I'm--I want to send you to vegas, So I'm gonna say yes.
[cheers and applause.]
- Yes.
- Piers.
- 100% yes.
[cheers and applause.]
- You're going to vegas.
- Three yeses, boys.
[upbeat pop song.]
[cheers and applause.]
You're going to vegas! Yeah! All: We smoked! - See you guys in vegas! Yeah! - As the seattle auditions wind down, Next up to the stage is a 55-year-old realtor From denver, colorado.
- Hello.
How you doin'? My name's nick.
What's yours? - Marylee.
- Nice to meet you, marylee.
What are you gonna do for us tonight? - Well, I write music, So I'm going to play a song that I have written, And sing it.
- An original? - Yes.
[pop ballad.]
I have written songs for decades, But a year or so ago, I decided I'm 55 years old And I need to do what I want to do with the rest of my life.
The dream is that this is a catalyst For me to do what I really want to do.
Whoever you are, if you want to do something, Do it! [cheers and applause.]
- What is your name? - Marylee.
- What are you here to do tonight? - I write music and lyrics.
- Oh, wow.
- For dead people.
[needle scratches on record.]
[audience groans.]
- What are you talking about? - Well, I take stories About someone that has died - Yeah.
- And I write songs for them.
- Is this like a hobby? - Well, I have done this silently For decades.
And just about a year and a half ago, I decided to sing out loud And play out loud.
- You sang silently for decades? - I did.
[laughter.]
- Sorry, how do you sing silently? - In your head.
- In my head.
- Obviously, you haven't heard.
- [laughing.]
you haven't heard.
- And what are you gonna do tonight? - Well, I have a very special song That I've written for someone here.
- Who's dead? Okay.
- No, this person happens to be alive.
- Okay, well, let's hear it.
Let's hear it.
[cheers and applause.]
- All right.
Piers This is a special song for you.
[cheers and applause.]
[playing piano softly.]
- the world looks out to you to see your voice your point of view america's got tal> ii> was not a shot in the dark - He was such a good man.
- it was hard work every day - I love this.
- not a waltz in the park [laughter and cheers.]
- [feigning sobbing.]
- Hey, piers, you walk the walk.
[laughter.]
- Hey, seattle, didn't he talk the talk? [cheers and applause.]
- not only were you good you were great [cheers and applause.]
Thank you.
- Oh, well-- - That was fun.
- Let's start with The man of the hour, piers.
- I mean, about as good a song as I've ever heard, um - Oh, my gosh.
- But more importantly, One of the best movies I've ever seen.
It really [laughter.]
But I can definitely see you Going all the way in this competition.
- Thank you.
[laughter and cheers.]
- And you definitely have a gift.
You really do.
- Thank you.
- Whether it's right for us.
- Well, it's not right for you two.
But it's great for me.
I mean [laughter.]
- In my opinion, I don't want you to come back 'cause I don't want you to kill any other people off.
[laughter.]
So I'm gonna-- I'm gonna say no.
But it was great.
And I think you've done your job.
- Thank you.
- Well, I am going to say A resounding yes.
- Thank you.
- So then it's up to sharon.
- Um [cheers and applause.]
- Sharon Come on! [cheers and applause.]
- Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! [laughs.]
- I think one song for piers is enough.
So I'm going to have to say no.
- No! - Yes.
- [gasps.]
- Aww - But thank you so much.
Thank you.
- All right.
Thank you.
- Thank you.
- [wailing.]
- What are you doing? [laughter.]
- He was such a good man! [laughter.]
- Oh, yes, he was.
- Lord, why'd you have to take him so soon! [laughter.]
- I love you, piers.
[cheers and applause.]
[wailing.]
- How 'bout a hand for our judges, everybody? - Even though marylee's tribute to piers Did not earn her a ticket to vegas, The judges can't help but say good-bye to seattle With a smile.
- I had such a blast here in seattle.
I'm sorry it's over.
- We've seen some really good stuff here.
So I am--yeah, I'm-- now I'm excited, actually.
Roll on to the next city.
- Good night, seattle.
Good night.
- [shouting.]
bye, howie! - It's been a fabulous city.
llsling
[cheers and applause.]
[cheers and applause.]
[gunshot.]
[cheers and applause.]
- The single most exciting audition I've ever seen on the show.
- Unbelievable.
- You guys are going to vegas! [cheers and applause.]
[sharon screaming.]
- Ooh, disgusting! - ah ah - ah - Oh, my god! [audience shrieks.]
- Tonight, the search for the best talent in the land Brings us back to the biggest city in the pacific northwest.
- It's day two here in seattle! Let's get it in! [pop ballad.]
All: Welcome back to seattle! - We're back in the emerald city, And last time, the talent level in seattle was sky high.
- Okay, kathy griffin here, yeah.
Okay, so here's the deal.
[cheers and applause.]
- But not everyone got the love from the judges.
[buzzer.]
[pop song.]
- Why don't you like me? - You're a hater.
- [blowing discordantly.]
- Where's piers goin'? - Seattle's got talent! [cheers and applause.]
- Say, do you think this is a very talented town? - No, not really.
- Anyway [cheers and applause.]
- We are here in seattle! Energy is electric! Are you guys ready to meet your judges? [cheers and applause.]
Give it up for piers morgan.
- Give it up for sharon osborne! Sharon osborne! - Seattle's like no other city in america.
There's coffee on every corner.
Even there.
- Give it up for howie mandel! - I'm gonna find some talent! In seattle! Now! Bye! [cheers and applause.]
- The lovely mrs.
Sharon osborne.
[cheers and applause.]
Why are you excited to be here in seattle? - Seattle is the home of so many superstars.
So many stars from here.
It's one of the coolest cities in america.
[cheers and applause.]
- Let's go! Things are heating up backstage As acts from all over the country Are gearing up for their big chance In front of the judges.
- Seattle's got talent! [cheers and applause.]
- Our first act in seattle Is hoping his talent Can turn the judges into believers.
- My name's brian jackson.
I'm from muskogee, oklahoma.
I'm 46 years old.
My talent is a little bit different than most.
You know, I've been training for 19 years to do what I do.
I've broken bones doing what I do.
I have achieved world records.
I'm gonna attempt to break a world record That is under Right before I take that stage, I'm gonna take some deep breaths.
I'm gonna prepare myself mentally and physically.
I'm gonna walk out on that stage And get ready to do something That those judges will never forget.
- Go ahead and get 'em.
[cheers and applause.]
Hello, seattle! - What is your name? - My name is brian jackson.
- And what is it that you do? - What I do is I blow up hot water bottles Till they explode.
[laughter.]
[scattered cheers.]
- Wh-why? - I actually hold the world record right now At blowing up three of those In one minute and eight seconds.
- Wow.
- Wow.
- That's brilliant.
- I don't just blow up any hot water bottles.
They have to be british standard hot water bottles.
- There we go.
- We have two british standards right here.
Could you blow up the one on the end? [laughter and applause.]
- We are gonna time this.
I am gonna need the assistance-- If you would help me with the stopwatch.
- Okay, I'll help you with the stopwatch.
[cheers and applause.]
- I do wear goggles because, If you've seen hot water bottles burst, They hit me very hard.
- You tell me when to go.
- I'm-a count to three, and then I'm ready to go.
OneTwo Three, go.
[wheezing.]
[cheers and applause.]
[buzzer.]
- [coughs.]
- Ten seconds.
NineEight.
All: SevenSix FiveFour ThreeTwoOne.
[buzzer.]
- Aww.
- That was 90 seconds.
- Whew! [audience booing.]
- He look like he about to have a heart attack out there.
[boos and cheers.]
- You okay? - Dizzy.
Maybe dizzy.
- Whew! - The previous record is how - One minute and eight seconds.
I currently hold that record.
- And you blew up how many? - Three.
- Three.
So you just missed this by three, really.
- Whew.
[laughter.]
- What went wrong? - I've never tried this-- This brand of hot water bottle.
- Right.
[audience booing.]
That is one of the most pointless things I've ever watched in my entire life.
Howie, yes or no? - It's a no from me.
- It's a no from me, buy thank you very much.
- So it's three nos.
Sorry.
- Thank you so much, brian.
- Thank you, guys.
- Better luck next time.
- Thank you.
Appreciate it.
- All right, man.
So there's no trip to vegas for brian.
Back in the holding room, brian is determined To burst that hot water bottle.
Meanwhile, in the theater, The rest of the seattle hopefuls are full of hot air.
- Hello.
Your name is - Buffo! - What is it that you do? - I do comedy.
[urgent music.]
[audience booing.]
[buzzer.]
[booing.]
- I'm gonna say no to buffo.
Sorry.
- That's your choice.
It is america.
- It is.
- Sharon, how 'bout your choice? This is america.
- It's a no from me.
- And it's a no from me.
- And thank you.
[laughter.]
[applause.]
- Not going well in seattle.
[cheers and applause.]
- What's up? Whoo! - What is your name? - My name is kimo.
- And what is it that you do? - My show is called madonna: - I would like to see that.
Show us your stuff.
[upbeat music.]
- That's my jam! [audience booing.]
- The thing was the execution Wasn't great.
- I said no.
Sharon - I have to say no right now.
- Three nos, kimo, sorry.
- All right.
Thank you! Thank you, seattle! [cheers and applause.]
[cheers and applause.]
- Hello? - [robotic voice.]
hello.
[laughter.]
- And you are - My name is robo.
- You're a--a robot? - I think so.
- Let's see your stuff.
- I was just in the bathroom taking a leak.
I've been meaning to get that fixed.
[audience booing.]
My favorite cereal is nuts and bolts.
That joke sucked.
Joke deleted.
[buzzers.]
[robo imitating buzzer.]
Three plusses is good, right? - [laughs.]
That's the funniest thing you've said.
- It's a no from me.
- I'm gonna say no.
- I'm a no as well.
Sorry, robot.
- Thank you, america.
[all shout.]
[cheers and applause.]
- These auditions are going a bit - [buzz.]
[buzz buzz buzz.]
[cheers and applause.]
- I haven't seen somebody sweat through a suit Like you just did.
- I think you're amazing.
- Thank you.
- Yeah! - Piers, this is a special song for you.
[cheers and applause.]
So far, the seattle auditions Have been a disaster.
And even the audience is starting to get a little antsy For that first guest.
[banging drums.]
[audience booing.]
- It was silly.
- tonight, so nice [buzzer.]
I got you, ba ba ba bow - Uh, not yet.
- you can dance every dance with the guy that gives you the eye and let him hold you tight [buzzers.]
- When is this hell over? When can I go home? - As marcos leaves the stage, His aunt approaches piers And gives him a piece of her mind.
- YouHave a bad finger.
You're always touching that damn "x.
" - Right, well, thank you for your thoughts.
- Watch it, watch your step.
Watch your step.
Watch your step.
Well, that was, uh An awkward moment.
- That told us, didn't it? - [laughing.]
- While things in the northwest are starting to unravel, This next act is hoping he can lift everyone's spirits.
- My name is alaska.
And I'm gonna be performing a dance.
I'm originally from alaska.
My name is simeon mountain.
When I'm dancing, I feel really alive.
I feel powerful.
I feel like I could take over the whole world.
When I walk on that stage today, I'm gonna have everyone in the whole audience And the judges, I'm gonna have their attention.
Here I am.
Look out, las vegas.
Here comes alaska.
- Go give it to 'em! [cheers and applause.]
- Hi.
- How are you? - I'm good.
What's your name? - Alaska.
- Now, tell me, what are you gonna do for us today, alaska? - Freestyle.
- Okay, and you think That your freestyle is worthy of $1 million? - It sure is.
- All right.
- Right.
- Okay, let's see it.
Good luck.
[cheers and applause.]
[upbeat pop song.]
[cheers and applause.]
[buzzer.]
[cheers and applause.]
[booing.]
- Whew.
- Thank you, alaska.
SoUm Your interpretation of the music - Yes.
- Was very interesting.
- Okay.
- Do me a favor.
- Um, howie.
- He doesn't appreciate freestyle.
That was freestyle.
- Very much so.
- I think he got somethin' here.
The freestyle alaska dance.
[cheers and applause.]
- Yeah, but it's not alaska.
- Yes, piers.
- It's not actually dancing, is it? - No, it's movement.
- But you notice I was going with the music.
- It's with the music.
- It was the beat.
You feel the music.
- Excuse me.
- Oh, you feel the music? - Yeah, I feel the beat.
- I feel-- - hold on here.
- I got it.
- It's interpretation through dance.
That's what it is.
- Yeah.
- You have to go and be free, alaska.
- All right.
- All right? - So I'm saying no to here, And I want you to flourish someplace else.
- All right.
- Okay? - Okay.
Piers.
- I'm a no.
- It has to be a no.
But thank you, alaska.
And good luck.
- Thank you.
- Thank you very much.
- Wait a second! I just--I got-- I got--alaska [cheers and applause.]
Wouldn't you all like to learn how to do The alaska dance? - [cheers and applause.]
Get up out of that seat! Get up! You gotta teach us! Whoo! - Come on, piers! [upbeat pop song.]
- I'm into it! Good job! - I feel better now.
- Whew.
- I feel much better now.
- We'll be right back.
[thunder.]
- Welcome back to america's got talent Here in seattle, Where the auditions have been just like the weather-- Terrible! [buzzer.]
[buzzer.]
- joke deleted.
- But these guys are gonna turn it around, right? [cheers and applause.]
- My name is geechy guy.
I'm 46 years old.
And I'm a stand-up comedian.
- Why do they call you geechy guy? - It's a name that was given to me in college.
It's japanese, and it means "crazy.
" And I've been using it for a long time.
- Oh, you gonna fit perfectly here on this show.
- Today, I'm gonna tell a bunch of jokes That I wrote.
My hands are shakin'.
I'm a little nervous.
But it's mostly anxious.
It's good nerves.
I would love to win america's got talent.
When I go on stage today, I'm just gonna be as funny as I can And I'm gonna tell as many jokes as I can think of.
[upbeat pop song.]
- Go get 'em, geechy guy! - I will! [cheers and applause.]
- Yo, you see how sweaty geechy guy is? He has on a sweater and a jacket, And he's sweating through the jacket.
- And what's your name? - My name is geechy guy.
- Geechy guy.
- Yes.
- And what's-- what's your act? - I-I'm gonna tell some jokes that I wrote.
- What kind of jokes do you do? - Um, hopefully funny ones.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
- Tell me something interesting about yourself.
- Um, I'm in the guinness book of world records For telling jokes.
- You are? - I told over 676 jokes in one hour at one time.
- Really? - Yeah.
[cheers and applause.]
- That's impressive.
- That's a lot of jokes.
- It is a lot of jokes.
And they had to get a laugh, or they didn't count.
So I actually told about 100 more I than got counted for.
- All right, well, good luck.
Let's see it.
[cheers and applause.]
- I got my girlfriend corrective eye surgery For christmas.
And then she dumped me! [laughter.]
I took a correspondence course in mime.
They sent me six blank tapes.
[laughter.]
they say a person's car Reflects their personality.
I don't have a car.
I was gonna wear my camouflage shirt, But I couldn't find it.
[laughter.]
I saw a sign that said "help wanted," So I ran in and said, "what's wrong?" I'm gonna sign an endorsement deal with nike.
They're gonna give me a whole bunch of money.
All I have to do is promise Never to wear any of their stuff, ever.
You might recognize me from my modeling career.
I was the third one over on the evolution chart.
[laughter and applause.]
Haven't had a lot of luck with women lately.
Yeah, "lately," like it's a new problem.
Actually, I'm married, And my wife is saving up to put me through hell.
We've been together 15 years, And I haven't even so much as looked at another woman.
I'm that discouraged.
[laughter and applause.]
How many women think all men are pigs? Let me see a show of hooters! [laughter.]
Thank you very much.
[cheers and applause.]
- And a standing ovation.
- Okay.
All right.
Sharon? - Is that shtick, or are you really like that? - A little bit of both.
- Okay, that's fine.
- You're nervous, though, aren't you? - A little.
- I know.
I haven't seen somebody sweat through a suit Like you just did.
[laughter.]
- Give us a look.
- Lift your arms.
Look at that.
[cheers and applause.]
But let me tell you There's no reason to sweat.
You're funny.
[cheers and applause.]
- See, my problem is, I didn't find you remotely funny.
But the audience loved you.
- Okay.
[audience booing.]
okay.
- You don't like that there was one liners? - Uh, let's have a vote.
Howie.
- Yes.
[cheers and applause.]
- II'm gonna have to say no, I'm afraid.
- Okay.
- Sharon, down to you.
[audience shouting.]
- UmGeechy guy - Yes? - It's a yes, and I'll see you in vegas! [cheers and applause.]
- Yeah! - Thank you very much! [cheers and applause.]
- Yeah! I would hug you, but you're sweaty.
- I am sweaty.
- Oh, whatever! - He is funny.
- You didn't find it funny? - No.
- I did.
- Because it was one-liners? - He's funny.
- [laughs.]
After a shaky start, the judges' search For a million-dollar act is on a roll.
Get ready, go out there, and give 'em what you got.
- can't take it, take it, take no more - You are - We are illumni men's chorale.
- Okay, the stage is yours.
- oh, oh, baby oh, oh, baby - oh, baby, baby how was I supposed to know something wasn't right tell me, baby, 'cause I need to know now all because give me a sign [cheers and applause.]
- You took a fabulous song And made it even more fabulous.
- That was genius.
[cheers and applause.]
- I vote yes.
- You are going to las vegas.
[cheers and applause.]
- Thank you! Thank you, seattle! - Hi.
- What's your name? - Soleil.
- You're pole dancer, right? - I am, yes.
I actually work at a fire station.
And there's a pole there.
- That's not how you learned, on the fire pole? - Yes.
- Really? [cheers and applause.]
[cheers and applause.]
- I found that very Charming.
- You are the most elegant pole dancer I have ever seen.
- I think it was wonderful, And I'd like to see it again.
So I'm gonna say yes.
- Thank you.
- You are going to las vegas.
- Thank you! - How you doin'? What's your name? - My name is seth grabel.
- What do you do? - I'm the acrobatic magician.
- Let's watch.
[cheers and applause.]
[upbeat pop song.]
- That's magic! [cheers and applause.]
- I love you.
Thank you, america.
- I think you're amazing, And it's a yes from me.
- Thank you.
- I personally like the energy, And I like the weirdness of it.
- Whoo! - I'm gonna say yes.
- Yeah! - You are going to vegas.
[cheers and applause.]
- Vegas, baby! [cheering.]
- So far, there have been lots of auditions That popped for the judges.
[balloon sputtering.]
- You're funny.
- aah - That was genius.
- And there's still plenty more to come! - Do you have any idea what $1 million is? - Yes.
- I think you're amazing.
- I love you, piers! - One of the best songs I've ever heard.
- Oh, my gosh.
[cheers and applause.]
- Welcome back to america's got talent.
On stage, two-year-old amadaeus Is hoping to sink the competition.
- Go! Get 'em.
[cheers and applause.]
[cheers and applause.]
- He is so cute.
- Yay! Good boy! Yeah, good boy.
- Amadaeus is a pool shark.
He's a hustler, baby.
- Does he do any other tricks? - He's just played pool, for goodness sake.
What more is he gonna do? - Yes, but, If we bring him back, We don't want to see him play pool again.
We want something different.
- He has natural talent.
- To see a dog moving balls around like that Is unnatural.
My dog has natural talent.
He licks his.
[laughter.]
I'm gonna be honest.
I don't think you have much more up your sleeve.
So I'm saying no.
- I'm gonna say yes.
- Okay.
- Connie I'm gonna have to Say no.
[cheers and jeers.]
Thank you very much, though.
He is divine.
- Thank you for the opportunity.
[cheers and applause.]
- Can't believe you did that.
- But the thing is, piers-- - That's a trick.
It's not a show.
- Yeah.
- This next group have been friends all their lives, And are hoping a shot in front of the judges Can make their dreams come true.
- My name is brandon.
- I'm dustin.
- I'm josh.
- And we are the bgp.
We started our first band together When we were 13 years old, Playing anywhere that would take us.
This band has been through so much.
There's--there's a history there.
- The crazy thing about this group is It's not just about music.
We all have kids.
- [squealing.]
- It takes on this whole other meaning.
We're living life together.
So this band really means everything to us.
All right, guys.
For us, there's so much riding on this opportunity.
And we don't wanna blow it.
This is it.
- Go get 'em! [cheers and applause.]
- Okay, who are you guys? - We are the bgp.
- Where do you normally perform? - We usually don't play in places like this.
It's colleges and clubs and-- and wherever we can get in.
- Okay, let's see it.
Off you go.
- Thanks.
- Bgp! [scattered cheers.]
- They brought their own fan club.
[single piano note.]
- hey, kids shake it loose together the spotlight's hittin' somethin' that's been known to change the weather we'll kill the fatted calf tonight so stick around you're gonna hear electric music solid walls of sound candy and ronnie have you seen them yet [cheers and applause.]
oh, but they're so spaced out b-b-b-b-b-bennie and the jets oh, but they're weird and they're wonderful oh, bennie, she's really keen she got electric boots a mohair suit you know I read it in a magazine oh ho b-b-b-bennie and the jets Y'all ready? Everybody! say bennie All: bennie - bennie All: bennie - bennie All: bennie - bennie and the jets [cheers and applause.]
- Yeah! All: Ve-gas! Ve-gas! Ve-gas! Ve-gas! Ve-gas! Ve-gas! - Okay.
Uh, well, why don't we start With elton's good friend sharon.
No one better.
- I can tell that you've learned your craft.
That you obviously do a lot of live gigs, No matter where they are.
I can tell you're very professional.
You know what you're doing.
However I would have liked to have seen you Make it more of your own.
To see you come through as you.
- We would love to have the opportunity To show you more of us.
- Yeah, look - [laughs.]
- I think it's quite interesting.
I think you're definitely talented.
And you definitely, as a lead singer, You've got the charisma that you need To drive a band like this.
I always look for that.
I liked it.
What did you think, howie? - I, too, agree with the fact that you are great.
I really do believe you're great.
And this show-- - Wait, who are all these little children? - Who are all these little girls? - Are they with you? [cheers and applause.]
- Are they yours? - Those are our kids.
[cheers and applause.]
- Aww.
[piers laughs.]
All: Aww - You wanna bring zach out? - Oh, they're adorable.
Wow! - Oh, there's more.
There's mom.
- It was great.
It sounded good.
If you should be lucky enough to come back, You may want to play with the arrangement A little bit-- - make it our own more.
- Okay, howie, yes or no? - I say yes.
- Sharon.
[cheers and applause.]
- Um I have to say Yes.
All: Whoo! - Thank you so much! [cheers and applause.]
[pop ballad.]
- [laughs.]
- Whoo! You gave a wonderful performance.
Your family's here.
What does this mean to you and your family? - Oh, man, this, for us to have this opportunity, It literally, it means everything.
- Yeeeh! [laughter.]
- yeah! - I can't wait to see 'em again.
- I can't, because he does have a great voice, And they're good musicians.
They just don't know who they are yet.
It'll be interesting to see when they come back.
[indistinct chatter.]
- Whoo! [cheers and applause.]
- You have a girlfriend? - No! [laughter.]
- Piers, this is a special song for you.
America's got-- Ah! Talent! WhereAgh! The talent is flying high Here in seattle! It's all about the catch of the day, baby.
Right? Yeah, this gonna be Next to take the stage are a trio of best friends Excited about their moment in the spotlight.
- We are the art of teknique.
We are hip-hop dancers.
And we're gonna show the world what we can do.
[giggling.]
Dancing is about having fun.
It brightens up our day, and we smile.
- Ha! - Whee! [giggling.]
- You guys anxious? You guys nervous at all? - A little bit.
[cheers and applause.]
- We're gonna impress the judges.
AndAnd we'll show what we got.
- You know, if y'all need me, I can come up there and Y'all need somethin'.
I'll get out there and Just call me, all right? - When we get out on that stage, We'll show 'em what little kids can do.
- Let's go, go ahead.
[cheers and applause.]
- How ya doin'? What's your name? - I'm gavin.
- I'm chris.
- And I'm kida.
- Okay, what is it that you do? - We dance.
- How old are you? - I'm ten.
- Eight.
- And I'm nine.
- Okay.
You realize that this is a big show, you know? And you if won this, You would get $1 million.
Do you have any idea what $1 million is? - Yes.
- What would you-- What would you do with $1 million? - Well, I would do shoes, clothes, and [cheers and applause.]
- All right, so let's see you guys dance.
[scattered cheers.]
- You guys nervous? All: Yes.
[hip-hop music.]
[cheers and applause.]
- They're really good.
- Thank you.
[cheers and applause.]
- Whoo! All: Ve-gas! Ve-gas! Ve-gas! Ve-gas! Ve-gas! Ve-gas! Ve-gas! - They're not just, like, good for kids, They're, like, really good dancers.
- Wow! I gotta say That, you know, sometimes with dance groups And other performers, when they're your age, They're cute like you guys are, you get by on that.
But you guys have skill.
You reallyHave skill.
[cheers and applause.]
- thank you.
- You have a girlfriend? - No.
- You like girls? - No! [laughter.]
- You don't like girls? [laughter.]
[cheers and applause.]
- Piers.
- Uh Absolutely brilliant.
[cheers and applause.]
- Well done.
- Thank you.
- Sharon.
- You guys love it.
I can see that you really do love to dance.
All three of you are very natural performers.
You were just fantastic.
I adore you.
- Thank you.
[cheers and applause.]
- How does it feel to hear all these positive comments? What does it mean to you? - That's how it feels! Right here! - Well, I'm--I want to send you to vegas, So I'm gonna say yes.
[cheers and applause.]
- Yes.
- Piers.
- 100% yes.
[cheers and applause.]
- You're going to vegas.
- Three yeses, boys.
[upbeat pop song.]
[cheers and applause.]
You're going to vegas! Yeah! All: We smoked! - See you guys in vegas! Yeah! - As the seattle auditions wind down, Next up to the stage is a 55-year-old realtor From denver, colorado.
- Hello.
How you doin'? My name's nick.
What's yours? - Marylee.
- Nice to meet you, marylee.
What are you gonna do for us tonight? - Well, I write music, So I'm going to play a song that I have written, And sing it.
- An original? - Yes.
[pop ballad.]
I have written songs for decades, But a year or so ago, I decided I'm 55 years old And I need to do what I want to do with the rest of my life.
The dream is that this is a catalyst For me to do what I really want to do.
Whoever you are, if you want to do something, Do it! [cheers and applause.]
- What is your name? - Marylee.
- What are you here to do tonight? - I write music and lyrics.
- Oh, wow.
- For dead people.
[needle scratches on record.]
[audience groans.]
- What are you talking about? - Well, I take stories About someone that has died - Yeah.
- And I write songs for them.
- Is this like a hobby? - Well, I have done this silently For decades.
And just about a year and a half ago, I decided to sing out loud And play out loud.
- You sang silently for decades? - I did.
[laughter.]
- Sorry, how do you sing silently? - In your head.
- In my head.
- Obviously, you haven't heard.
- [laughing.]
you haven't heard.
- And what are you gonna do tonight? - Well, I have a very special song That I've written for someone here.
- Who's dead? Okay.
- No, this person happens to be alive.
- Okay, well, let's hear it.
Let's hear it.
[cheers and applause.]
- All right.
Piers This is a special song for you.
[cheers and applause.]
[playing piano softly.]
- the world looks out to you to see your voice your point of view america's got tal> ii> was not a shot in the dark - He was such a good man.
- it was hard work every day - I love this.
- not a waltz in the park [laughter and cheers.]
- [feigning sobbing.]
- Hey, piers, you walk the walk.
[laughter.]
- Hey, seattle, didn't he talk the talk? [cheers and applause.]
- not only were you good you were great [cheers and applause.]
Thank you.
- Oh, well-- - That was fun.
- Let's start with The man of the hour, piers.
- I mean, about as good a song as I've ever heard, um - Oh, my gosh.
- But more importantly, One of the best movies I've ever seen.
It really [laughter.]
But I can definitely see you Going all the way in this competition.
- Thank you.
[laughter and cheers.]
- And you definitely have a gift.
You really do.
- Thank you.
- Whether it's right for us.
- Well, it's not right for you two.
But it's great for me.
I mean [laughter.]
- In my opinion, I don't want you to come back 'cause I don't want you to kill any other people off.
[laughter.]
So I'm gonna-- I'm gonna say no.
But it was great.
And I think you've done your job.
- Thank you.
- Well, I am going to say A resounding yes.
- Thank you.
- So then it's up to sharon.
- Um [cheers and applause.]
- Sharon Come on! [cheers and applause.]
- Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! [laughs.]
- I think one song for piers is enough.
So I'm going to have to say no.
- No! - Yes.
- [gasps.]
- Aww - But thank you so much.
Thank you.
- All right.
Thank you.
- Thank you.
- [wailing.]
- What are you doing? [laughter.]
- He was such a good man! [laughter.]
- Oh, yes, he was.
- Lord, why'd you have to take him so soon! [laughter.]
- I love you, piers.
[cheers and applause.]
[wailing.]
- How 'bout a hand for our judges, everybody? - Even though marylee's tribute to piers Did not earn her a ticket to vegas, The judges can't help but say good-bye to seattle With a smile.
- I had such a blast here in seattle.
I'm sorry it's over.
- We've seen some really good stuff here.
So I am--yeah, I'm-- now I'm excited, actually.
Roll on to the next city.
- Good night, seattle.
Good night.
- [shouting.]
bye, howie! - It's been a fabulous city.
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