Camp Wannakiki (2018) s06e05 Episode Script

1
[upbeat music]
- At a girl, there
you go, finish that.
- Oh, oh, I don't think
I've ever drunk this much.
What is this again?
- Water, honey.
It's water, you bathe
in it, I assume.
[audience laughs]
- Who knew?
Well, I am full.
- That's good.
That full feeling
lets you know that
you are ready for all the
water sports activities.
- Are you sure about this?
- Absolutely.
I spent a semester in Germany.
This was all the rage.
- You were in school?
- No.
[audience laughs]
Now the key is control.
You don't wanna run on empty
before the competition heats up.
- Oh, I know about control.
[audience laughs]
- Now things can get very messy.
- Ooh, messy.
How messy?
- I've lost many
a caftan to this.
[audience laughs]
- Um, what is going on here?
- Well, Betty, you
know how I'm so bad at
all these daily activities,
I asked Ruthie here to help me.
And what do you think
the activity is today?
- Water sports.
It's been on the
schedule for weeks.
Now, I think we should separate
the campers into two teams.
The wets and the dries.
[audience laughs]
I gotta say, this is really
out of the box for us.
- Ruthie, what sort of activity
do you think they're
gonna be doing?
- Water sports.
I mean, Water Sports.
[audience laughs]
- Ruthie, not everything
we do around here
relates back to your
semester in Berlin.
- I mean, this isn't about the-
[boing sounds]
And then the la, la, la, la, la.
- No, no, no.
- Oh.
- What?
- Nevermind
- What?
I gotta pee now.
[audience laughs]
[upbeat music]
[feet stamp]
Camp it up at Camp Wannakiki
[bird chirp]
[upbeat music]
- Good morning, campers.
- Good morning, Ruthie.
- Who's ready to
get wet and wild?
- [Group] Yay!
- Well, that's
great because today
you'll be earning your
water sports badge.
For today's daily camp activity,
you will complete our water
themed obstacle course.
Now you will not be
separated into teams,
so you will each complete
all three obstacles yourself.
First up, we have
bobbing for duckies.
- Ooh.
- Our water basin is filled
with these adorable
little duckies.
Your job is to remove
five of the duckies
using only your mouth.
Most important, you'll be timed,
so you better move quackly.
Next up is a game
we like to call,
Dump Your Load.
One of your fellow
campers will be seated
underneath the water bucket.
[water splashes]
Throw balls at the circuit and
dump your load on the camper.
Last but not least,
you will slide across
our slip and slide,
taking aim for the pins
at the opposite end.
Your goal is to knock over
as many pins as possible.
And remember, we're looking
for strikeouts, not wipe outs.
Alright, campers,
ready to get a wet and wild?
- [Group] Yeah!
- Let's play water sports!
[upbeat music]
- Good thing I brought my
goggles and my big mouth.
Ah, I love ducks.
- Ooh girl, I cannot
get my good hair wet.
Ah, my titties are too big.
[upbeat music]
Okay.
Fuck
- I hope y'all are hungry
cuz I'm making clown soup.
When they said I was gonna
come to a fun gay summer camp
and get really wet, this
is not what I had in mind.
- Y'all wanna get wet?
Oh Jesus.
It that five?
- Time for this
face to get ducked.
I am usually better at this.
- Finally, I get to
use my big mouth.
God, that was gross.
- I'd like to thank
my setting spray,
my wig stylist, and my agent-
For booking me on these
chicken shit gigs.
I went to Camp
Wannakiki and all I got
was the souvenir Elephant
duck signed by Martina.
Go hiking, bitch.
[bright music]
- YouNeek I'm about
to get your kitty
and that kitten wig real wet.
- I feel like I'm gonna be
sitting here a very long time.
- Uh, bring it.
You are looking a little dry.
Damn depth perception.
Come on, bullseye.
[water splashes]
- Oooh.
[crying]
[water splashes]
I'm wet.
- Well, I'm not good at sports,
but I'm gonna be
your pitcher today.
- Ooh, ready to catch.
- Ooh, you nasty bitch.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Okay, y'all.
[water splashes]
- That was much warmer
than the last time.
- You're welcome.
- Patty's a bitch, pass it on.
- Come on, Patty,
drop your load on me.
Ooh.
This is going just
about as expected.
[water splashes]
Why, nobody's made me
this wet in 62 years.
- No immunity badge
today, Steven.
- Now this is what I call
clown on clown violence.
- Rip Em, you don't
have to do this.
Just take that ball
and take a hike.
- I can't, I'm sorry.
- Please, we're friends.
- This one's for the circus.
- Ah!
[water splashes]
Now the sprinkler.
- Ooh, that was quick.
- Girl, I've been
waiting all week
to hit you with my money shot.
- I look better wetter anyway.
- Alright.
Oh yeah, I like to
make you wait for it
like a really long time.
- Damn
- Clearly I'm into edging.
Oh my God, this
is getting stupid.
[water splashes]
- Yeah.
- Was it worth the wait, Mommy?
- Oh, so worth it.
- You're welcome.
- Rip Em?
More like soak 'em.
[laughs]
- Ah!
Oh no, I'm just expecting it.
[water splashes]
- Boom!
[water splashes]
- I win the wet t-shirt contest.
- Get ready, Patty, I'm
here to flood your basement.
- Piss on me.
- Careful what you wish for.
[water splashes]
Oh!
[water splashes]
Oh my God.
- I'll keep this one.
- Witty line.
[upbeat music]
- Well, I'm very concerned about
what's going on here today.
Safety is number one,
especially with
that slip and slide,
things can get awfully
slippy and slidey.
- Ooh, this beach
babe's ready to get wet.
- Oh, oh, ooh.
I'm slippery when wet.
[pins crash]
[camera snaps]
- The things I do for
free Hamburger Mary's.
Woo!
My synthetic blonde unit.
Oh!
[pins crash]
[upbeat music]
- Um, there's no
wet floor sign here.
So if I die, everybody
here getting sued.
Uh, tastes disgusting.
[pins crash]
There's soap everywhere.
- Time for this king to
bowl over the competition.
For Reba!
[pins crash]
- Bowling, I hardly know her.
Woo, woo, woo, woo.
This pizza is about to get wet.
Woo!
[pins crash]
At least I'm finally clean.
- Looks like this they/them
is ready for some mayhem.
[pins crash]
[camera snaps]
Got them all.
- Let's get ready to suds it up.
Oh, I hope my
implants don't pop.
[pins crash]
- I don't know about
everybody else,
but I feel like I'm
ready for the prom.
I haven't handled
this big a ball since-
Oh, just this morning.
[upbeat music]
- Look at you campers,
all damp, dirty, and
drenched, I love it.
I've gotta be honest,
it's going to take
me a little while
to dry off the score sheets.
So I'll announce the
winner of today's
daily camp activity
at the Talent Show,
where the theme will
be wet and wild.
- [Group] Ooh!
- So why don't
you little campers
go get your ducks in a row
for tonight's talent show.
- Yeah.
- [Ruthie] Get your wig, Patty.
[horn toots]
[upbeat music]
- Good evening and
welcome to tonight's
Camp Wannakiki Talent Show.
Earlier today, our
campers got all wet
on a water themed
obstacle course.
And tonight on the
talent show stage,
they'll be presenting
a wet and wild look
to earn their
water sports badge.
Hey Ruthie, are you
into water sports?
- At my age, I always wake
up on a soaked mattress.
- Let's start the show.
[upbeat music]
- Octi-pusse' is the hardest
working marine biologist
at her marine biology workplace.
But with ocean's warming,
coral reefs dying and
other bad science things,
you may be asking,
how's her head?
Well, it's full of worries.
So what's a progressive
feminist marine biologist to do
but pour out another
shrimp cocktail.
Glub, glub, glub.
- Oh no, she's gonna sing.
Don't let her sing.
- Part of your world.
Don't skimp on the
shrimp or the cocktail.
WAOP wet ass octopussy.
[upbeat music]
[purring yeti noises]
[coughs]
- Ooh
[purring yeti noises]
- [Betty] Ooh,
she's a thirst trap.
- [Cherry] I don't think
we're Yeti for all that jelly.
- The coral reef may be dying,
but you know this sea anemone
is going to be the
life of the party.
I'm swishing here,
I'm jiving there,
but don't touch or
else you get stung.
Sea anemones can
reproduce asexually,
but this one prefers
to throw a big orgy.
Eggs and sperm everywhere.
Party, right?
Don't worry about the cleanup,
I brought some extra towels.
Splish splash, bish.
- [Betty] You know
what they say,
Keep your friends close
and anemones closer.
[upbeat music]
- Meow, I'm just a wet little
kitty trying to get clean.
Ugh, I am so dirty.
Can anyone come help lick me?
If cats are supposed
to hate water,
then why am I so wet?
Proceed with caution because
it's slippery in here.
Someone get a bucket and a mop.
- [Ruthie] Talk about
a puss in boots.
- [Cherry] Meow.
[evil laughing]
- Tired of pollution
on our shores?
Join the beach club.
I'm here to storm the sandcastle
and get vengeance on
all the beach babes.
You want to get wet and wild?
You wanna have a ball?
Whether it's from
birds and their beaks
or the sand in those
dirty, dirty cheeks,
I'm here to rescue all
the balls left behind
because they're just like me.
Used, popped, soaking
and that's the way I like it.
[laughs]
- [Betty] She's having
a ball, several in fact.
- [Ruthie] She's
a beach ball babe.
- Honk, honk.
Beep, beep.
Make way for this
queen of the road.
You better buckle up cuz
I'm here to rev it up.
It's about to get wet and
wild at this car wash.
This dirty little car needs a
good old fashioned scrub down.
She's working hard,
making a splash,
and ready for some detailing.
Just be careful not to get
blinded by my high beams.
- [Ruthie] She's
lubed and ready.
- [Cherry] I could
go for a spit shine.
- We are all made
in Christ's image,
yet we have all sinned
and fallen short of
the glory of God.
That's where I come in.
Come to Father so I can absolve
you of all of your sins.
And oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
No, daddy, I mean, father
seems to have gotten all wet.
Absolve me daddy,
absolve me of my
government condoned tax evasion.
Absolve me of the sexual crimes
the church has covered up.
Absolve me of using religion
to condone homophobia
and misogyny.
Oh Jesus.
- [Ruthie] Alter boys gone wild.
- [Betty] See ya
at confessional.
Oh, be careful, the floor's wet.
[sexy music]
- [Betty] Ooh, looks like
somebody's basement got flooded.
- [Cherry] I've got a wet spot
over here you can get next.
Welcome back our wet
and wild campers.
That sure was a wet
and wild talent show.
But as you know, we started
today with seven campers
and there are not enough
badges for everyone.
So unfortunately at the end
of tonight's talent show,
someone will be taking a hike.
But first we should talk
about that daily activity.
That was a lot of fun.
- Did y'all have a good time?
- [Group] Yeah.
- We're so happy that we're able
to bring back the
water sports badge.
Unfortunately the score sheets
got completely soaking wet.
- They were destroyed.
We couldn't read
'em, hardly legible.
- Yeah, so we have no idea
what the final score was,
but it was wild.
- So nice job everybody at
the daily camp activity,
but we do have to make some
decisions about the overall day,
including the talent show.
So we're gonna send you
back to the rec room
and we'll see you out
here in just a little bit.
- Thank you.
- See you soon.
[upbeat music]
[bright guitar music]
- Oh my God, y'all,
today's daily activity
was like so freaking
wild and fun.
You know, they all feel like
a day at summer camp for real,
but that like really
felt like I was
a child at the summer camp.
- Yeah, I've never experienced
anything like that before.
- Welcome to America.
[all laugh]
- I knew that we were going
to be doing the water sports.
It's kind of a thing here,
but it's like, how do
you do what's been done
for five seasons
already, you know,
and keep it fresh and new?
- I actually really struggled
coming up with the concept.
I just wanted to do
something very different,
very out there.
And I'm actually really
proud of my look tonight.
I will say towels are very hot,
- Yes.
- So I am sweating in this.
- Don't worry, It'll
dry you right up.
- Oh, I know.
- Soak it up.
- I've never felt
comfortable in latex ever.
- Are you comfortable now?
- No, but I think I look good.
- You do.
- Who said fashion
had to be comfortable?
- I had a lot of fun
doing this, however,
all y'all look so incredible
and I can't help but
think as this progresses,
as we're seeing less and
less of us in this room,
my gliding is
becoming down here.
So I am very nervous
I will tell you that.
- My thought process for
all of my talent show looks,
it's just like, what is
the most ridiculous thing
that I can think
of in the moment?
The only reason why
I'm slightly nervous is
because I was in
the bottom yesterday
and I'm like, ooh, is
it gonna happen again?
- I think you're in the top.
I was gonna say, do
you think like it'll,
do you think it'll
put you in the top?
- I am, I've never
topped a day in my life,
but maybe today.
- Okay, who's
feeling wet and wild?
- I am moist.
- Oh, oh, oh.
Is that what that is?
[all chuckle]
- What a great talent show.
- Yes, this is
always a favorite.
People love the
water sports badge.
- Yeah and we didn't
do it last season,
so I'm glad that we brought
the water sports badge back.
- And we heard about it.
- Yeah and in such a wild way.
- Are you talking about
the daily camp activity?
- Yes, so we had these
campers like getting dunked,
we had them bobbing for duckies.
We had them slipping
and sliding.
So much fun.
But let's get down to the
business of this talent show,
which was also wet and wild.
- Wild.
Also kind of all over the place.
Oh, a little bit of
a mixed bag tonight.
But you know, they often are.
- Yeah, well let's talk
about some of the looks.
I would like to know how
many beach balls had to die
to make Nutella's outfit today?
- It was pretty, her
makeup was outstanding.
She had a nice
little story there.
- Well, Nutella
is definitely one
of the campers to watch out for.
We'll see if she can
keep that ball rolling.
- Ooh.
- Another stellar
performance was from Patty
who had a good day today.
- Once again
- Once again on the
talent show stage.
Just a really beautiful
eye popping outfit.
And the story was funny.
I'm a ditzy biologist
and I'm drunk.
- Oh, cocktails.
- And now I'm gonna
have a shrimp cocktail.
- Yes.
- And the octopus hair was just-
- Oh, we talk about that.
- Stunning.
- You know, we say
this a lot here,
but the things that
really resonate with us
on Talent Show night
are those characters
that we wanna see
in a Pixar film.
We wanna see in some sort
of Adult Swim episode.
You know, to me this
drunk marine biologist
was one of those characters.
- Absolutely.
- Loved it.
- You know who else I
thought really stood out
tonight is Rip Em.
- Wow wee, wow, wow.
Like this was finally
not just random pieces
put together with a good story.
The hair, the makeup.
Great, great job Rip Em.
You know who I also
enjoyed tonight was Lulu.
I have seen that look
before, but it was still fun.
It was still campy.
It was still Lulu.
- It was a little confusing.
Is it a car?
Is it a motorcycle?
I don't know.
No, a look I was a
little conflicted
by was Stevie's
priest/bishop look.
I was gagged by the water
bit, you know, the reveal,
but I wasn't, I don't know
if I was gagged enough.
- I thought it was fine.
Yeah, I thought, I don't know
that it was wet and wild.
- I've read some Bible
stories, they're pretty wild.
- Oh! You know, a look that
I'm a little conflicted with
is YouNeek because I did
like the look aesthetically,
makeup was great.
- The makeup was great.
There was some problems
with the details,
but overall it was
a pretty good look.
The story, however, was just
a bunch of animal noises.
And we don't have the context.
We don't know what it is.
- We don't even know
what animal it is.
- Is it a Yeti?
Is it bear?
- Some kind of arctic-
- Blue animal of some sort.
- Well, I thought it was a Yeti
and I'm on the
same page with you.
- The assignment was missed
and could have been phenomenal.
Could you imagine the animal,
the Yeti bear telling
their life story?
- I'm, oh, we had
Ivana in season two
who did the Martian noises,
When we got the
script from YouNeek
we actually did ask
her if she wanted
the screen and she said no.
So, so I don't know
what I was looking at.
I think this is the case
where sometimes campers
try to think outside
the box so much
that they miss the
box completely.
- Another camper that might be
in trouble tonight is Ivanna.
And I hate to say that
because I do think this
was perhaps one
of her best looks.
- It was probably the
best that she's looked
as far as like put together
and the outfit didn't
have any issues with it.
But is that the best we're
gonna see from Ivanna?
- I think it is. I really do.
And not only that, it
was supposed to be about
sea creature having
an orgy in a bathtub.
I mean, there is so much you
could have done with that.
Ivanna was wearing a
nicely silhouetted dress
made out of terry.
- Who's Terry?
- No, you're right.
I did sort of get the illusion
of the fringes of the dress
and everything, which was sort
of the homage to the anemone.
- Sometimes I think
Ivanna gets a little bit
in their own head.
- It's probably a
fun place to be.
- Mm.
- Oh, it's a party.
- Terry's probably there.
- Alright.
[all laugh]
All right, well, so
that means we have
a lot of decisions
still to make.
- Let's bring 'em back
from the rec room.
- Water we waiting for?
The winner of Camp
Wannakiki will receive
a stupendous prize package,
including Itza Pola!
A fabulous custom foam wig by
season four camper Pola Frost.
Shimmer and shine with a year's
supply of glittery makeup
by Elektra Cosmetics.
Set sale baby! An all
expense paid cruise
provided by Dream Vacations
and Adventures by maps.com.
All this and $10,000
in cold hard cash
provided by Hamburger Mary's
where you can eat,
drink, and be Mary baby.
Welcome back campers
and once again
a wet and wild talent show.
We have made some decisions
and first of all we wanna
say Nutella Fitzgerald,
you were great today.
You look fantastic.
You have earned your
water sports badge.
- Yay.
[all applaud]
You can wait backstage
for the badging ceremony.
- Thank you.
- Stevie Phoenix
and Lulu Krystals,
you both can join
Nutella in the rec room
for the badging ceremony.
- Congratulations,
you've both earned
your water sports badge.
- Thank you.
- Woo, yes.
- Okay, you four
campers represent
the tops and the bottoms today.
We're getting at the
point of the competition
where even a good look could
land you in the bottom.
I think you all know
that from being around
these amazing, talented
performers this week
and especially today.
Having said that, we would like
to talk to the top two first
and tonight that is
Patti Bourree and Rip Em.
That means YouNeek
NuYork and Ivanna Peessa,
you two can wait backstage
for just a minute,
we'll call you back out.
- Thank you.
Rip Em and Patty, wow.
I just wanna say
y'all look fantastic
up against this backdrop here.
Oh wow.
Rip Em, you know we
mentioned yesterday
that you've been flying safe
and kind of now drifting
toward the bottom.
Well, this is how you rebound.
- Thank you.
- You paint your face like that.
You do a performance,
you have your outfit
that just goes so
well with everything.
- And did I hear
that a lot of this
is just thrift store
finds, your outfit?
- Literally all of it,
even down to the
shoes are borrowed
from a very good pal of mine
and I had to fight for them
to even lend them to me
in the first place because
they didn't want to.
- Well, it looks really good
and it just also proves
that you don't really need
a lot of resources to put
a great look together.
You just have to have
a great imagination
and a wacky mind.
- And a good friend.
- I got both of those.
- Rip Em, you were a
sexy little pussycat
and I just loved
everything about it.
I'm very, very, very happy
to see you in the top two.
- Thank you, thank you Ruthie.
It feels really, really good.
You know, yesterday was very
nerve wracking of course,
but I think it was a very
good fire under my ass,
so to speak.
I'm really glad that it read
and I'm really glad that
you liked it, thank you.
- And then we have
Patty Bourree.
Oh, you're used
to being up here.
- Oh, I'm getting
so comfortable.
- Oh yeah.
Oh, don't get too comfortable,
your competition is eyeing you.
This look once again
is just outstanding.
- Thank you.
- I mean you just on first sight
it just pops with the colors
and the details and the ruffles.
It's sort of like the seaweed
coming up at the bottom.
- Well I like to with
drag imagine like sort of
other careers I could
have had if I, you know,
hadn't pursued the
musical theater
and I've really loved like
sharks and the ocean as a kid,
but I just think I would
be so temperamentally wrong
to be a marine biologist,
so this is my version of
a marine scientist lady.
- That's really
the thing about you
is that you create
these characters just
night after night
that are just so
intriguing and campy.
- This is an example of
a look that is so sharp,
but could have the potential
to go a little too far
and yet you did it
almost perfectly.
The whole outfit is
just so delightful.
- Thank you so much, thank you.
- Well you both
look stunning today.
Fabulous and campy as all hell.
But there can only
be one winner.
So that winner today
is congratulations
Patty Bourree.
- Thank you.
- Congratulations, you've
just earned $500 cash.
- I'm overwhelmed to have
been in the top three times
already in the competition
and it's an honor to
be here with Rip Em
who looks so cute
and and beautiful
and thank you so much.
- Again, congratulations Patty.
And also congratulations Rip Em,
you have both earned
your water sports badges.
You can both wait backstage
for the badging ceremony.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
[somber music]
- I'm really surprised to be
in the bottom, to be honest.
I was really proud of this look.
I added a lot of
details late last night
just to show that I'm
amping up my camp,
but if I do stay,
I am willing to amp
up my camp even more.
- I'm not sure what
they're looking for.
This is the time to figure out,
the time to adjust and
change and grow and yeah.
- YouNeek NuYork, good morning.
- Good morning.
- Ivanna Peessa.
- Hi.
- Unfortunately today you
both land in the bottom
and it's just
unfortunately a factor of
this being five
days into the season
and it just gets harder
and harder and harder.
Ivanna, you've been
in the bottom before.
However, I will say I
like this look, I do.
I think it's the best
like put together
look from head to toe
that we've seen from you.
- Thank you.
- There's not much negative
I can say about this.
- Then don't.
- Then don't.
This is probably the best I've
seen you from head to toe,
however, I wonder if this
is the best you have.
- Let's find out.
- My issue was that
the whole story,
you could have really made it
campy and really made it fun.
It was kind of a
disconnect for me.
- Okay.
- YouNeek NuYork, I very
much appreciate that this
is visually a much more
interesting look than we saw
from you yesterday where it
was a little more simple.
Your makeup is very pretty,
makeup is beautiful,
very pretty today.
My issue with this
presentation was
with your voiceover
and your story.
I do think that you were
trying to think outside the box
and doing the, you
know, the Yeti noises
or whatever they were.
However we needed
context with that.
I don't know what you're doing.
Are you in a wet
T-shirt contest?
Are you just standing in
your kitchen in the Arctic?
You know, pouring
water on yourself?
It would've been nice to
have a context with it.
What is the story?
And this is a talent
show presentation.
It's not just based on the look.
That's where we get the camp.
That's where we get the
twists and the turns.
- Understood.
- Well, why don't we
hear from each of you
how you're feeling and why
you think you should stay
here at Camp Wannakiki.
- I am totally committed
to this process
and I understand
why the voiceovers
are something that
you're concerned about.
So I just wanna say that this
show means the world to me
before I came here,
so I'm extremely happy
to be a part of
this amazing cast
and I understand
season six is a cast.
- Ever since I started drag,
I looked to the entertainers
I looked up to and asked,
what can I do better?
What can I do more?
Every week even if
I was in the top,
I asked each and every one,
Hey, is there something
you're missing?
What can I do better?
What can I improve on?
And every time you
guys told me something,
I worked on it, I processed it.
I worked towards a better goal
knowing that what I was
lacking was a story behind it.
Best believe tomorrow
there is a story.
Best believe I will
take your critiques
and it will be applied
and I will finagle
and I will change
and I will evolve
and I will become
the camp champ.
- And we have seen the effort.
We've seen the effort
from both of you.
And I don't want either
one of you to go home
from this experience thinking
that you need to do something
to impress anybody else
because you're both
phenomenal artists
and you were both brought here
because of the art that
we already saw from you.
But let's not
prolong this anymore.
YouNeek NuYork, Ivanna Peessa,
we have each written
on our chalkboards
who will be getting
their water sports badge.
I am sorry tonight you're
both taking a hike.
- Okay.
- It has been a delight to
get to know both of you.
I find you both extraordinarily
creative and hilarious
and I am very, very thankful
that you are both in my life.
I'm sorry that you are leaving
at this time, both of you,
because you are now part
of Camp Wannakiki forever.
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you, thank you so much.
- But unfortunately you
both have to take a hike.
- All right.
- Understood.
Thank you.
- Thank you so much.
- For the opportunity.
- Can I take some
cold pizza with me?
- I'm about to say
like, I need some food.
- The food is good
here by the way.
- Call craft services to leave
some pizza in my hotel room.
Bye y'all.
- Bye, love you.
- We'll leave it on the trail.
[upbeat music]
Camp it up at Camp Wannakiki
[gentle music]
- So I am taking a hike and
it's a double hike as well.
I'm really proud that
I got to showcase
some of my looks here at camp
and I'm very honored to
be a part of this cast.
I didn't know where I
was going with my life
until I found drag
and I'm just so happy
to be a part of this adventure.
I'm a bald, bearded,
beautiful drag queen,
and I embrace all the
creativity in the world.
Let your flowers grow.
I'm Ivana Peessa.
That's pizza spelled
P double E double S, A
cuz I'm double cheesy.
And I like to leave you
with a song if I may.
[kazoo plays]
[gentle music]
- Y'all want me to take a hike?
My black ass in
the woods, alone.
Okay, if I die it's on y'all.
I had fun here.
I met amazing people.
I did amazing things.
I ate shit for the first time,
then I ate shit in
this competition,
but hey, we did our
best right Bebop?
Y'all should come out
to Richmond sometime,
see your girl roll on the floor.
I wanna leave with a
really serious message.
Three things.
Black lives matter.
Drag is not a crime.
And last, but most importantly,
Ruthie is a fucking cunt.
Fuck you bitch.
Bye.
- Sorry, hold for sound.
- You will slide across
our slip and slide
taking aim for the-
What the fuck are
those things called?
- Bowling pins.
[all laugh]
The story was about an amoeba.
Is that correct?
Anemone.
Anemone.
An sea an enemy.
The story was about an an enemy.
- A sea creature.
- A sea critter.
- I'm so tired.
[water splashes]
- I kept getting my necklace
instead of the duck.
I was like, I got a duck.