Gigolos (2011) s06e05 Episode Script

Being a gigolo isn't always easy.
I'm very proud to be called a gigolo.
There's nobody out there more competitive than me.
I try to break a sweat six days a week.
Well, the Brace philosophy is to really be good to people.
I've had so many women in my life, it's just a blur.
I really love women learning about them, learning what makes them tick.
Holy crap! I consider myself a real feminist.
Being in this business, you have to be a very caring, giving person.
- And I believe in what I'm doing.
- Awesome.
I was brought up in the Bible Belt, and I enlisted in the Marine Corps.
I see life as a gift.
You go balls out and just do it full force.
It's Vegas, baby.
Come on! Oh, my God.
There you go.
Whoo-hoo! Perfect.
I'm hoping to God that you're Michelle.
- Yes, I am.
- Okay.
- I'm Vin.
- Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
I would describe myself as fun, flirty.
I have, like, a bubbly personality.
But hiring a gigolo I was so nervous I left the front door open.
Would you like something to drink? Yeah, I'd love something to drink.
- All right.
I'll get you something.
- Okay.
Anything is fine.
Lighter fluid, 89 octane.
I can do that too.
Okay.
- "Okay"? - Okay.
Anything.
If you have 89 octane, I'll do an 89 octane and pineapple juice.
How's vodka and Red Bull? Do you have, like, plans for me or something with the Red Bull? - No.
- Huh? - Cheers.
- You gotta stay energetic.
Okay.
Fair enough.
- So, how are you? - I'm good.
I'm hearing, like, New York - Long Island.
- Oh, yeah? I know a lot of good people from Long Island, so that's good.
Uh-huh.
You are so good-looking.
- Thank you.
As are you.
- Thank you.
Vin is sexy, sweet, confident, and very attractive.
Like, I can't, like, stress enough how attractive he is.
So, what made you decide to give this a try? Um, so, I was in, like, a really bad relationship for about five years.
And I went away for a year to do some volunteer work overseas.
- Uh, teach English.
And, um - Really? Where? - In the Israeli schools.
- Really? Yeah.
And, um, when I came back, he had a baby with someone else.
- It broke my heart, and I was, like - Of course.
I'm never going to feel that way again.
So, I'll never allow myself to have a broken heart again.
And I'm just gonna have fun, do what I want.
- Really, no broken hearts? - Never again.
Do you know what it's like to break into, like, a million pieces and put yourself back together again? - Oh, I do.
Oh, I do.
- It's horrible.
And you're not the same person after that.
I don't wanna be in a relationship again because I never wanna feel that heartbreak again.
I don't wanna feel hopeless that I can't stop crying, and everything reminds me of the person that I broke up with or anything like that.
I don't wanna feel that desolate despair ever again.
I don't wanna cry for six months again.
So, it's easier just to look at guys with pretty faces - and have some fun.
- Uh-huh.
But then that means you're never gonna open your heart up fully.
I love to be in love.
It's amazing.
It's inspiring.
I think it's what life is all about.
And I fall in love constantly.
- Really? - Of course.
I fall in love minute to minute.
- I leave my heart open like that.
- Wow.
But I've had my heart broken because of that so many times.
So many times.
There's nothing greater than love.
And falling in love is, I think, one of the the greatest experiences in in the whole of the human experience.
I love to be in love.
I love to fall in love.
Falling out of love sucks, but, I mean, I wouldn't prevent myself from falling in love just because I knew that there was a possible breakup.
It's just easier to move on without the feelings.
It is easier, but it's not better.
Everything in life is a gamble, and like all gambles, if you wanna win big, you have to risk big.
- Falling in love is good, you know? - Yeah.
- Sometimes.
- Sometimes? Sometimes.
So, we're talking, and all of a sudden he leans in, and I was just like, "Yes! Finally!" There we go.
Breakups often force you to take a new perspective and a new outlook.
You know, honestly, some of the most life-changing experiences that I've had have been breakups.
Me deciding to learn about seduction and to really be dedicated to it was actually the result of a pretty bad breakup.
I mean, my personal opinion is, you should get back out there after a breakup as quick as you possibly can.
But you shouldn't force it.
Vin is making me feel like it was just me and him, and it was all about us, and that there was no exes or bullshit drama or anything like that.
It really made me feel good about myself.
I would definitely hire a gigolo again because he made me feel comfortable and attractive and didn't let me have a moment of insecurity, and I love that.
Calm down.
Come on in.
He doesn't like the outfit.
Bradley Lords-a! - What the fuck is that? - It's a monkey.
- He's terrorizing me right now.
- What's going on, man? - Whose monkey is it? - I have him for two days.
- Has he got papers? - What do you mean, like a passport? Yeah.
I never know what to expect when I show up at this guy's house.
One time, I'm the ass of a horse.
Now I walk in, and there's a little fucking monkey running around.
Did he buy a monkey on the black market? Sit close to me, Bradley, and be prepared if he attacks.
Oh! Oh, oh! He's very excitable.
He's gonna kill you.
He's gonna bite your ass.
Oh, my God! - That's, like, out of a terror movie.
- I mean, Mikey, come on! - Why do you have a monkey, bro? - I got him from a friend.
Well, I have a buddy here in Vegas that's in show business, and, uh, he actually trains monkeys, and he asked me to pet-sit for him while he's out of town.
And I thought, what the hell? I don't think he likes you, man.
What did I do to deserve this animosity? - No, he's, like - He's gonna rip your face off.
He looks like he's ready to, like, launch at me.
Did you do research on it? It's not like another dog or a cat.
- It's a fucking monkey.
- I understand, but the people that have him, they actually have taken this this monkey from being out of control to where it's at today.
And he's actually kind of He was out of control before this, huh? He's acting a little funny, but he doesn't usually act like this.
- Hey, buddy.
Hey, buddy.
- Hey, buddy.
This is my first time playing with a monkey, and even though I really thought it was a bad idea, this monkey is the cutest thing.
It has a custom suit.
It has a little diaper on.
I think I'm in love.
H-His nose Whoa! Yeah, that was him.
He loves you, Brace.
He loves you.
Ow! Ow! He doesn't even like you, bro.
He's not He's not having it.
Give him a chance.
We all deserve a chance.
You know, you bring 'em into a new environment, and they have to adjust.
So, no matter what, I think it's gonna be a good couple of fun days.
He's gonna murder you when you're sleeping.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Nick.
- I'm Megan.
- Nice to meet you.
How you doing? - Nice to meet you.
Good.
- How are you? - Not too bad.
I would describe myself as extraordinarily fun, bubbly.
Welcome to the place where I stay while I'm in town.
- Would you like to have a drink? - I would.
I'm a happy person.
I work my ass off.
I'm great.
I think I'm great, anyway.
So, you said this is your place when you're in town? Um, I travel a lot.
Um, I do a burlesque touring company, and we have been in every city in Nevada almost.
I've been to South Dakota, Idaho, Wyoming.
Okay.
Nice.
That's hot.
I like burlesque shows.
Thank you.
Cheers.
Being a traveling burlesque dancer is extraordinarily hard work.
There's no down time.
You go to bars.
You go to every bar.
There are guys talking and grabbing at you.
It's It's a crazy life to live.
So, in your free time Do you Do you have any free time? Um, I do have some down time probably about a month out of all 12.
- One month out of all 12.
- All 12.
- I have a week out of all 12.
- Are you traveling that whole time? So, then, it's probably hard to, you know, have a serious relationship anyways, right? Oh, yeah.
I can't find anybody.
Nobody wants to stick around with somebody who's gone all the time.
There's nobody.
There's nobody for me.
So, I kind of have to plan it out, and Uh, right now, I'm feeling a mixture of emotions.
I don't know if I should be jittery and excited, or if this is being me being nervous.
I smile a lot when I'm nervous.
So, I guess, hey, here it is.
I'm nervous.
So, I've never, um, done something like this before.
Never got a gigolo before.
I've never had a gigolo before.
- Your first one.
- Mm-hmm.
I kind of have to, um, plan this stuff out.
Okay.
And it's also hard to do it, because I have vulvar vestibulitis.
And it's just a It's just a pain.
A chronic pain.
Could be before sex.
Could be after sex.
Could be during it.
And it just hurts.
- Does sex cause it? - Mm-hmm.
- It does.
- It's, like, a tissue thing.
I couldn't have sex with you even if I wanted, because it hurts.
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
Well, sorry to hear that.
- It's okay.
- Um There's other ways that we can have fun.
Vulvar vestibulitis is chronic pain of the vaginal area.
It's a dull ache, or it could be, like, a harsh burn.
- It just sucks.
I just don't have sex.
- Are you a sexual person? - I'm very Oh, my goodness.
- You're doing the burlesque and everything.
I'm a very sexual person, so that's the way I kind of, like, express my sexuality is through the burlesque dancing.
Maybe we could figure something out, then, too.
Having vulvar vestibulitis, even thinking about having sex with somebody, I have to sit there and think about I'm going to be in pain if I do this.
It's just something that's there.
You have to think about your pain, 'cause the pain level is very high.
So, it just it just doesn't happen.
I can't have sex.
Because sex is painful.
Bondage is just a pleasure for me.
Awesome.
I like I like bondage.
I-I like all that.
How about we do a little trade? Would you be willing to do a little burlesque dance for me - if I did some bondage stuff with you? - Yeah.
- Yeah? - I think that's a great idea.
I've always been into BDSM culture because of my vulvar vestibulitis.
BDSM isn't just about ending in sex or having sex with somebody.
It's about, like, a pleasurable pain.
Something that you tolerate.
Something that you like.
So it doesn't necessarily have to mean that you're having intercourse with somebody.
Yeah, just have a seat.
It's all good.
Oh, my God.
I don't know what to do.
- Wanna try it over here, off of this rug? - Yeah.
Is that better? Mm-hmm.
I'm already turned on and ready to go, and on top of it I get a burlesque tease, and I have to keep it in my pants with all this going on? Come on! I like this.
You're sexy.
There's a specific way that you have to think.
Like, BDSM is a complete culture.
It's not just something that you jump into.
You have the dominant one, the person who tells you what to do, and the submissive one.
- Oh, the rope lines? Really? - Mm-hmm.
I usually don't tie it that tight.
I guess I can.
I like to do what I'm told.
- Done this before? - Yes.
- I have.
- Yes? You seem like you've done this plenty of times before as well.
Once or twice.
I can't move.
I can't move my arms.
I can't move my legs.
When I do, I'm extraordinarily restrained.
I have a blindfold on, so I can't see.
I don't know what he's going to do next.
It's all just very, um It's exciting.
Oh, my goodness.
I'm so ticklish.
Oh, you're ticklish.
Well, you like to be tortured a little bit, though.
- Oh, my goodness.
- Right? He tickled the crap out of me, which is not something that I'm into.
But it was funny.
You still want You still want those tight? Yeah.
All right.
The sensation of his lips on my body, all over the place, it was, uh I'm kind of taken back right now thinking about it.
Nick took it to another level and wasn't thinking about himself.
He was thinking about me and my needs.
Nick was a sweetheart.
It was actually nice to have some kind of compassion somewhere, even with even if it was just with, like, a gigolo.
Just some kind of compassion was nice.
- No sex, huh? - Mm-mm.
Jesus Christ, I can't believe that monkey, throwing shit in the pool like a little kid.
It's a lot harder than I thought it would be, having a monkey in my house, for sure, because they don't listen like dogs, and they have hands like humans, and they can run around and grab shit and get into your drawers, and Hell, get a knife in their hand, you never know what the hell they're gonna do next.
I mean, I don't know.
Water can? Jesus Christ.
He's got to know.
I'm a peaceful person by nature, and when I come into my house, I-I want tranquility and happiness and spirituality.
And this monkey is kind of tweaking my my peacefulness.
Oh, my God.
One thing after another.
Yeah, take a good look at it.
You know what you did.
You know what? I'm taking away your car.
Mikey the Fucking Terrible.
That's my new name for him, 'cause he's just gonna destroy my house.
I don't know.
I'm not a monkey fucking whisperer.
And I just I don't know what to think about that little fucking monkey.
What are you gonna do now? Now you're gonna try to be buddies with me? Oh, yeah? See, I know You remind me of some girls that I know.
Yep.
Yep.
You want some of my money, now, too? Like I said, you do act like some of the women I know.
- Hi.
Hi, Ash.
- Hey.
Nice to meet you.
- Hi.
- What's your name? - Renee.
- Ash.
- Pleasure.
- Nice to meet you.
I would describe myself as an artsy, open-minded vegetarian that loves animals and good times with good people.
- How's your day been so far? - So far, fantastic.
- So far, so good? - Yeah.
- Sick.
- Oh, thank you.
- That's really pretty.
- It's not finished yet, but Yeah.
It's on white skin, and it really pops.
Yeah, it's been there for years, and it's still, - like, super bright.
She's so pretty.
- It's that your ex-girlfriend? Yes, it is.
- And she never talks back.
- Never talks back? That's right.
That's the best.
When I notice a girl's really nervous, I just stay super present with them.
So, once they know it's okay to be nervous and that they're not being judged for being nervous, it's a lot easier for them to just become comfortable in their skin.
So, yeah, I mean, basically, I'm I'm a little nervous, obviously.
That's totally fine.
It's normal.
I haven't dated any guys at all in my whole life.
- Ever.
- You date women, generally? Yeah.
I've I Like, I've only had two serious relationships - in my entire life - Okay.
And they've always been with women.
I hired a gigolo to see if I could feel a chemistry between myself and a man.
You never know what day's your last day here, so you might as well live in the moment and do things.
Have you ever been attracted to a man? Or it's not I had, like, a crush on, um, like, George Michael or something like that.
You know, like George Michael, the gay guy? Yeah, 'cause I'm 'cause I'm gay.
Go figure.
I thought he was super cute, and, um - He's a good-looking guy.
- Yeah, he really is.
So, yeah.
But I'm not really approached ever, really, either.
I've, uh, never had a boyfriend before, because I never felt the self-confidence to ask a guy out, and I've always grown up, uh, you know, under the ideal that a man asks a lady out.
And I've never been asked out on a date by a guy in my entire life, ever.
And I And I dated this woman for ten years, and - That's a long time.
- Yeah.
Um, but after about three years, like, the sexual relationship kind of just tapered off - Mm-hmm.
- With no explanation.
So, that was kind of hurtful.
But for seven years after that, I held on tightly.
And I realized if you're grabbing really hard, and you're being dragged, let go.
- Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
- So just let go.
I definitely have self-esteem issues.
Definitely.
I think everybody does, in one way or another.
You know, even when you separate, you're still connected to that person, though.
You really have to make an active, conscious decision to keep letting go and keep letting go.
With love, but be like, "Thank you for the experience, but that's it.
You know? I'm ready to move on.
" I think that's, for me what this experience is kind of about for me.
Okay.
It's kind of, like, a closure to the last ten years of, like, grabbing onto a relationship.
And I specifically asked for you because you seem very chivalrous and intellectual.
You came across very sweet and kind to me.
That's why.
Ash has beautiful hair, and I requested that it be pulled back just because I have dated women with the exact same length, color hair, and I didn't wanna feel like I was with a woman.
I mean, I've played with toys and other stuff.
Toys, so penetration, vibrators Yeah, all that stuff.
Yeah.
Of course.
But, um, I've just never been with a guy.
It's really an honor to be a woman's first.
And it's an enjoyable experience for me, too, because you're capable of creating such a safe environment for one of the most beautiful things you can really experience in life.
I'm feeling a warm body on me, and that's something I have not felt before with a man.
My nerves were fine, and I felt liberated.
The feeling of Ash inside of me was not at all as scary or bad as I thought.
It was actually really nice.
It was warm instead of cold, and, um, it was a lot more personal than playing with toys.
I'm feeling stimulated and excited, and the rush is going through me.
Ooh.
Now, after this experience, I feel like I could probably ask for somebody's number and not be embarrassed.
And I think that boost my self-esteem, and I'll take that home with me, and it will feel good.
This is the final day that I have Mikey.
I'm kind of bonding with him.
I'm thinking, "Oh, he's so cute.
"Maybe he's not that much work," or "maybe I'm an asshole," or "maybe I just don't have enough patience," which I know that's true.
But it's not his fault.
You know, he's a monkey.
That good stuff, Mikey? That good? Can I Can I get a piece? I want one.
Get me one.
Don't you wanna give me some popcorn? I'm really hungry.
So, now I kind of feel a little bit sad knowing that he's he's going.
He was like my little buddy, you know? My little monkey buddy, you know? See? Just like that.
Do like I just did to you.
See, that's sharing.
That's sharing.
And And I'm proud of Mikey.
He's a little good little monkey.
Thank you, Mikey.
You're a good little monkey.
Wasn't that so much fun? Yeah.
When you see them learn, and you know that you're the one that taught them that, you feel a sense of, you know, happiness inside, and like you did something to, uh, maybe enhance his life and whatever.
And I I felt good about it.
Thanks for the kiss, Mikey.
I'm sorry to see him go.
Kind of.
Hey, come on in.
- Hey.
- Hey, guys.
So, how's it going? Well, it's been quite the, uh, couple days.
- Hope you had fun with him.
- I had a lot of fun.
I learned a lot for sure.
So, I'll I'll do the handoff here.
Come on, buddy.
Wanna come over here? Come on.
Come here.
Come on.
Let's put your hat on, buddy.
Here Here's his diapers and all his goodies Put your hat on.
- And all that stuff.
- Okay.
Maybe I need a normal pet.
Maybe I need to get another Pomeranian.
Something a little easier.
- All right.
You take care.
- You take care too.
Fuck those monkeys, man.