Regular Show (2010) s06e05 Episode Script

1 Okay, guys.
I think we've all noticed that it smells like something died I think we've all noticed that it smells like something died under the house, and it's gonna it smells like something died under the house, and it's gonna take a team effort to get rid under the house, and it's gonna take a team effort to get rid of it.
Take a team effort to get rid of it.
Muscle man Of it.
Muscle man Hold up, Benson.
Muscle man Hold up, Benson.
I've got some news.
Hold up, Benson.
I've got some news.
I wanted to let you all know I've got some news.
I wanted to let you all know that I've smelled my own whiff I wanted to let you all know that I've smelled my own whiff of departure, and I, too, have that I've smelled my own whiff of departure, and I, too, have a list of things I want to get of departure, and I, too, have a list of things I want to get done by the end of the day.
A list of things I want to get done by the end of the day.
"Dance on giant toy" done by the end of the day.
"Dance on giant toy piano mat, drive a monster" "Dance on giant toy piano mat, drive a monster truck, get comfortable with my piano mat, drive a monster truck, get comfortable with my body"? Truck, get comfortable with my body"? That one's crossed out.
Body"? That one's crossed out.
What's going on, that one's crossed out.
What's going on, muscle man? What's going on, muscle man? I went to see muscle man? I went to see Dr.
Henry, and, well I went to see Dr.
Henry, and, well I leave this world tonight.
Dr.
Henry, and, well I leave this world tonight.
It's all going down at I leave this world tonight.
It's all going down at wing kingdom at 7:00.
It's all going down at wing kingdom at 7:00.
You mean like you're wing kingdom at 7:00.
You mean like you're leaving the world of the park? You mean like you're leaving the world of the park? The world of the park, right? Leaving the world of the park? The world of the park, right? The world of the park, right? I wish I could say more.
I wish I could say more.
Dude? I wish I could say more.
Dude? Take a few Dude? Take a few minutes to look over the list Take a few minutes to look over the list while I get my papers in order.
Minutes to look over the list while I get my papers in order.
I hope I can count on your while I get my papers in order.
I hope I can count on your support today.
I hope I can count on your support today.
I don't buy it.
Support today.
I don't buy it.
He's got to be messing with us.
I don't buy it.
He's got to be messing with us.
Yeah, why would he he's got to be messing with us.
Yeah, why would he keep something like that Yeah, why would he keep something like that from me? Keep something like that from me? I mean, you guys are second-tier from me? I mean, you guys are second-tier friends, so I get that.
I mean, you guys are second-tier friends, so I get that.
But he'd tell me at least! Friends, so I get that.
But he'd tell me at least! Eh, you know how but he'd tell me at least! Eh, you know how he is.
Eh, you know how he is.
He likes to put up a strong he is.
He likes to put up a strong front.
He likes to put up a strong front.
"Swimming with dolphins.
" Front.
"Swimming with dolphins.
" "Swimming with dolphins.
" He really should do that He really should do that before he He really should do that before he Before what, skips? Before he Before what, skips? Before what?! Before what, skips? Before what?! Before what?! Any Any of you lot know where I might Any of you lot know where I might find muscle man? Of you lot know where I might find muscle man? Uh, uh Find muscle man? Uh, uh He's not here! He moved! Uh, uh He's not here! He moved! Name change and everything, he's not here! He moved! Name change and everything, so just go on home, okay?! Name change and everything, so just go on home, okay?! Just go on home!! So just go on home, okay?! Just go on home!! Just go on home!! Don't tell me he's got cold Don't tell me he's got cold feet! Don't tell me he's got cold feet! Ey, no matter.
Feet! Ey, no matter.
We'll just stick to ey, no matter.
We'll just stick to the original plan for tonight we'll just stick to the original plan for tonight at wing kingdom.
The original plan for tonight at wing kingdom.
What?! At wing kingdom.
What?! You're in on this? What?! You're in on this? Oi, muscle man's time you're in on this? Oi, muscle man's time has come.
Oi, muscle man's time has come.
I've been where he's going.
Has come.
I've been where he's going.
It's a brutal place full I've been where he's going.
It's a brutal place full of misery and anguish.
It's a brutal place full of misery and anguish.
Ah, well.
Of misery and anguish.
Ah, well.
Have a good one! - Ah, well.
- Have a good one! - Have a good one! - Bucket list? Bucket list? He leaves this world tonight? Bucket list? He leaves this world tonight? And now he has an appointment he leaves this world tonight? And now he has an appointment with death? And now he has an appointment with death? You don't need a pen with death? You don't need a pen to connect those dots.
You don't need a pen to connect those dots.
I can't lose my best to connect those dots.
I can't lose my best friend! I can't lose my best friend! Who would I spot at the gym? Friend! Who would I spot at the gym? Hey.
Who would I spot at the gym? Hey.
Who would eat my Hey.
Who would eat my leftovers? Who would eat my leftovers? I can't just throw them away!! Leftovers? I can't just throw them away!! Don't.
Stop.
I can't just throw them away!! Don't.
Stop.
That helps no one.
Don't.
Stop.
That helps no one.
What muscle man needs right now that helps no one.
What muscle man needs right now is friends who can hold it what muscle man needs right now is friends who can hold it together and be strong for him.
Is friends who can hold it together and be strong for him.
- Together and be strong for him.
- And most importantly, And most importantly, he needs friends who will help And most importantly, he needs friends who will help him finish his bucket list.
He needs friends who will help him finish his bucket list.
Muscle man? Him finish his bucket list.
Muscle man? We have to talk to you about muscle man? We have to talk to you about the list.
We have to talk to you about the list.
Hold your horses, the list.
Hold your horses, bro.
Hold your horses, bro.
I'm usin' it.
Bro.
I'm usin' it.
I'm usin' it.
Someone take a message! Someone take a message! I've been waiting for that call! Someone take a message! I've been waiting for that call! Hello? I've been waiting for that call! Hello? Yes, hello.
Hello? Yes, hello.
This is doctor Henry.
Yes, hello.
This is doctor Henry.
I'm trying to reach muscle man this is doctor Henry.
I'm trying to reach muscle man with some news about his I'm trying to reach muscle man with some news about his condition.
With some news about his condition.
It's Dr.
Henry.
Condition.
It's Dr.
Henry.
What condition? It's Dr.
Henry.
What condition? Well, I'm afraid I can't tell what condition? Well, I'm afraid I can't tell you that.
Well, I'm afraid I can't tell you that.
Doctor/patient confidentiality you that.
Doctor/patient confidentiality you understand.
Doctor/patient confidentiality you understand.
Just be straight you understand.
Just be straight with me, doc.
Just be straight with me, doc.
Is it serious? With me, doc.
Is it serious? Is it serious? Yes, very serious.
Yes, very serious.
Your friend muscle man won't be yes, very serious.
Your friend muscle man won't be with us much longer.
Your friend muscle man won't be with us much longer.
You mean? With us much longer.
You mean? Yep.
You mean? Yep.
Very soon he'll be in a better yep.
Very soon he'll be in a better place.
Very soon he'll be in a better place.
Thank you, doctor.
- Place.
- Thank you, doctor.
- Thank you, doctor.
- It's true! It's true! - It's true! - I should have seen this coming.
I should have seen this coming.
His cholesterol must be off I should have seen this coming.
His cholesterol must be off the charts! His cholesterol must be off the charts! He ate those deep-fried pig the charts! He ate those deep-fried pig butt cheeks every day, and I he ate those deep-fried pig butt cheeks every day, and I just watched him do it! Butt cheeks every day, and I just watched him do it! You can't blame just watched him do it! You can't blame yourself.
You can't blame yourself.
Yeah, dude.
Yourself.
Yeah, dude.
Muscle man lived life to Yeah, dude.
Muscle man lived life to the fullest, and I'm sure he has muscle man lived life to the fullest, and I'm sure he has no regrets.
The fullest, and I'm sure he has no regrets.
I figured he had at no regrets.
I figured he had at least three or four years left.
I figured he had at least three or four years left.
Bad show.
- Least three or four years left.
- Bad show.
- Bad show.
- Aw, yeah! Aw, yeah! Are you bros down to help me Aw, yeah! Are you bros down to help me finish what's on that list? Are you bros down to help me finish what's on that list? Sure, muscle man.
Finish what's on that list? Sure, muscle man.
Whatever you need, it's on me.
Sure, muscle man.
Whatever you need, it's on me.
This is your day.
Whatever you need, it's on me.
This is your day.
All right.
This is your day.
All right.
Let's do this! - All right.
- Let's do this! All right, dudes.
Now it's time to give you all right, dudes.
Now it's time to give you all my stuff.
Now it's time to give you all my stuff.
Muscle man, you all my stuff.
Muscle man, you should hang on to this.
Muscle man, you should hang on to this.
I can't take it should hang on to this.
I can't take it with me where I'm going.
I can't take it with me where I'm going.
No! No! With me where I'm going.
No! No! This is a mistake! No! No! This is a mistake! This is a mistake! I still have more time, right? I still have more time, right? Muscle man! Please! I still have more time, right? Muscle man! Please! Hold it together! - Muscle man! Please! - Hold it together! - Hold it together! - As hard as it is, As hard as it is, you're not alone.
As hard as it is, you're not alone.
We're with you to the end.
You're not alone.
We're with you to the end.
You're right.
We're with you to the end.
You're right.
I got to get through this day You're right.
I got to get through this day the same way I lived the rest I got to get through this day the same way I lived the rest of my life chowin' down on the same way I lived the rest of my life chowin' down on wings with my best bros while we of my life chowin' down on wings with my best bros while we all wear matching white tuxedos.
Wings with my best bros while we all wear matching white tuxedos.
- All wear matching white tuxedos.
- You having fun, You having fun, buddy? You having fun, buddy? Enjoying your wings? - Buddy? - Enjoying your wings? - Enjoying your wings? - Honestly, bro, they taste Honestly, bro, they taste bittersweet.
Honestly, bro, they taste bittersweet.
But I just wanted to have them bittersweet.
But I just wanted to have them one last time.
But I just wanted to have them one last time.
I can't watch.
One last time.
I can't watch.
Don't look away, I can't watch.
Don't look away, rigby! Don't look away, rigby! Look at him! Rigby! Look at him! Look at this Muscle man.
Look at him! Look at this Muscle man.
Look at this Muscle man.
This guy from who This guy from who we've all learned so much This guy from who we've all learned so much from this guy! We've all learned so much from this guy! His joke-telling, his loyalty.
From this guy! His joke-telling, his loyalty.
I never wanted to be his joke-telling, his loyalty.
I never wanted to be anyone's best friend until I met I never wanted to be anyone's best friend until I met you.
Anyone's best friend until I met you.
You guys You.
You guys No, let me finish! You guys No, let me finish! What we'll remember most about No, let me finish! What we'll remember most about you, more than anything else, what we'll remember most about you, more than anything else, is hmph! Excuse me You, more than anything else, is hmph! Excuse me your passion, muscle man.
Is hmph! Excuse me your passion, muscle man.
Your passion.
Your passion, muscle man.
Your passion.
If you'll all join me.
You have a style that can't be taught, muscle man.
You have a style that can't be taught, muscle man.
That's can't be taught, muscle man.
That's the ultimate compliment That's the ultimate compliment coming from someone so dapper.
The ultimate compliment coming from someone so dapper.
- Coming from someone so dapper.
- You guys really You guys really know how to kick back and You guys really know how to kick back and bro out.
Know how to kick back and bro out.
I respect that.
Bro out.
I respect that.
We're workaholics I respect that.
We're workaholics compared to you, dude.
We're workaholics compared to you, dude.
Think they got compared to you, dude.
Think they got unlimited wings on the other Think they got unlimited wings on the other side? Unlimited wings on the other side? I know so, bro.
Side? I know so, bro.
Ha.
I know so, bro.
Ha.
You always seemed to Ha.
You always seemed to know a guy.
You always seemed to know a guy.
I'm proud to have been one of know a guy.
I'm proud to have been one of those guys.
I'm proud to have been one of those guys.
Those guys.
Heh.
Isn't this funny? Heh.
Isn't this funny? Suddenly you're the one being heh.
Isn't this funny? Suddenly you're the one being open and I'm the man of few suddenly you're the one being open and I'm the man of few words.
Open and I'm the man of few words.
Never thought I'd see words.
Never thought I'd see the day.
Never thought I'd see the day.
Did you mean all the day.
Did you mean all that stuff you said earlier, Did you mean all that stuff you said earlier, Benson? That stuff you said earlier, Benson? Every word.
Benson? Every word.
Every word.
I don't I don't Shh! I don't Shh! You don't have to, bro.
Shh! You don't have to, bro.
I know.
- You don't have to, bro.
- I know.
- I know.
- Don't follow me.
Don't follow me.
Don't follow me.
I love you, guys! 'Ello, everyone.
'Ello, everyone.
Where might I find muscle man? 'Ello, everyone.
Where might I find muscle man? In the back.
Where might I find muscle man? In the back.
Easy, skips.
In the back.
Easy, skips.
Right, then.
Easy, skips.
Right, then.
Dude, what are we Right, then.
Dude, what are we gonna tell starla? Dude, what are we gonna tell starla? Where's mitchie? Gonna tell starla? Where's mitchie? He said to be here at 7:00 for where's mitchie? He said to be here at 7:00 for something important! He said to be here at 7:00 for something important! You mean you don't something important! You mean you don't know? You mean you don't know? Know what? Know? Know what? Starla, he's Know what? Starla, he's Starla, he's No! What did you do?! Mitch? What did you do?! Mitch? Mitch! Mitch? Mitch! Mi-i-tch! Mitch! Mi-i-tch! Muscle man's last request was Mi-i-tch! Muscle man's last request was that I play this tape for you muscle man's last request was that I play this tape for you all.
That I play this tape for you all.
Here goes.
- All.
- Here goes.
Like a Phoenix from the flame! - Now! - Flip it! Flip it! Flip it! Another one bites Another one bites the dust, eh? Another one bites the dust, eh? Heh, heh.
The dust, eh? Heh, heh.
Yeah.
Thanks, bro.
Heh, heh.
Yeah.
Thanks, bro.
Starla.
Babe.
Yeah.
Thanks, bro.
Starla.
Babe.
You been by my side through starla.
Babe.
You been by my side through thick and thin, through slick you been by my side through thick and thin, through slick and greasy.
Thick and thin, through slick and greasy.
I can't think of anyone I'd and greasy.
I can't think of anyone I'd rather have as my co-pilot I can't think of anyone I'd rather have as my co-pilot for the rest of my days.
Rather have as my co-pilot for the rest of my days.
For the rest of my days.
My friends here My friends here helped me bury muscle man for My friends here helped me bury muscle man for good today.
Helped me bury muscle man for good today.
No more wild night scoopin' good today.
No more wild night scoopin' the loop.
No more wild night scoopin' the loop.
No more homemade firecrackers.
The loop.
No more homemade firecrackers.
I'm a new man now for my no more homemade firecrackers.
I'm a new man now for my old lady.
I'm a new man now for my old lady.
That new man is me Mitch.
Old lady.
That new man is me Mitch.
Pleased to meet you, starla.
That new man is me Mitch.
Pleased to meet you, starla.
What? Pleased to meet you, starla.
What? Now, muscle bro.
- What? - Now, muscle bro.
- Now, muscle bro.
- Starla, will you Starla, will you marry me? Starla, will you marry me? Mm! No.
Marry me? Mm! No.
What?! Mm! No.
What?! But I gave my old self What?! But I gave my old self a memorial for you! But I gave my old self a memorial for you! And that's why I can't marry a memorial for you! And that's why I can't marry you.
And that's why I can't marry you.
Babe?! You.
Babe?! I want to marry the man Babe?! I want to marry the man I fell in love with.
I want to marry the man I fell in love with.
And that is muscle man.
I fell in love with.
And that is muscle man.
Are you for real? And that is muscle man.
Are you for real? I can still be good ol' Are you for real? I can still be good ol' muscle man and have my sweet I can still be good ol' muscle man and have my sweet fun bun? Muscle man and have my sweet fun bun? That's the only way.
Fun bun? That's the only way.
Whoa.
Okay.
That's the only way.
Whoa.
Okay.
Let me try this again.
Whoa.
Okay.
Let me try this again.
Starla, will you marry me Let me try this again.
Starla, will you marry me the muscle man me? Starla, will you marry me the muscle man me? Yes!! The muscle man me? Yes!! Yes!! You may have to let that out You may have to let that out a little.
You may have to let that out a little.
A little.
Wait.
Wait.
So muscle man was fine Wait.
So muscle man was fine this whole time? So muscle man was fine this whole time? Mwah! This whole time? Mwah! I'm as healthy mwah! I'm as healthy as can be! I'm as healthy as can be! Then what was all as can be! Then what was all that stuff with Dr.
Henry? Then what was all that stuff with Dr.
Henry? I just had to that stuff with Dr.
Henry? I just had to make sure I was fit enough to I just had to make sure I was fit enough to keep up with this she-lion! Make sure I was fit enough to keep up with this she-lion! Thanks a ton, you guys, for keep up with this she-lion! Thanks a ton, you guys, for helping me finish my thanks a ton, you guys, for helping me finish my bucket list.
Helping me finish my bucket list.
"Thanks"?! Bucket list.
"Thanks"?! I blew twelve grand on you "Thanks"?! I blew twelve grand on you today!! I blew twelve grand on you today!! Do you even know today!! Do you even know what you put us through?! Do you even know what you put us through?! Yeah, muscle man.
What you put us through?! Yeah, muscle man.
We all thought you were gonna Yeah, muscle man.
We all thought you were gonna die! We all thought you were gonna die! What are you die! What are you talking about, bro? What are you talking about, bro? You had an appointment talking about, bro? You had an appointment with death! You had an appointment with death! You had to get with death! You had to get your papers in order? You had to get your papers in order? My toilet papers! Your papers in order? My toilet papers! I had to fold them into little My toilet papers! I had to fold them into little triangles so my place would look I had to fold them into little triangles so my place would look nice for the after-party! Triangles so my place would look nice for the after-party! And I'm only here to nice for the after-party! And I'm only here to deliver his aunt's ring from And I'm only here to deliver his aunt's ring from the underworld.
Deliver his aunt's ring from the underworld.
Not cool, the underworld.
Not cool, muscle man.
Not cool, muscle man.
Oh, come on! Muscle man.
Oh, come on! This is textbook engagement Oh, come on! This is textbook engagement story.
This is textbook engagement story.
You shed your bachelor self story.
You shed your bachelor self before you can get married and you shed your bachelor self before you can get married and be a husband.
Before you can get married and be a husband.
All that death stuff was be a husband.
All that death stuff was a metaphor.
All that death stuff was a metaphor.
"I leave this world a metaphor.
"I leave this world tonight" is not a metaphor!! "I leave this world tonight" is not a metaphor!! Ohhh.
"Tonight" is not a metaphor!! Ohhh.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
Ohhh.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
Sorry about that.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
Sorry about that.
Next time you die, sorry about that.
Next time you die, you're on your own! Next time you die, you're on your own! That is seriously uncool.
You're on your own! That is seriously uncool.
That is seriously uncool.
You owe me $12,000.
You owe me $12,000.
You get it, You owe me $12,000.
You get it, don't you, bro? You get it, don't you, bro? Best Proposal Don't you, bro? Best Proposal Ever.
Ungh!