What We Do in the Shadows (2019) s06e05 Episode Script

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[LASZLO] Nandor has disappeared.
Nandor?
No one has seen or
heard from him in weeks.
Well, not since Gizmo fired him.
[NADJA] Nandor?
[LASZLO] Gave him the old
heave-ho from his janitor job.
The blade of the proverbial
guillotine has dropped,
and the blood of Nandor's broken dreams
has pooled at Gizmo's
oddly-shaped feet.
[COLIN] So, yeah,
we've tried just about
everything to find Nandor. Set traps
Nandor?
checked the vents, hung posters.
We have even yelled his name
very loudly into the wind.
Nandor!
- [NEIGHBOR] Shut the fuck up!
- Piss off!
You shut the fuck up.
That broody little bitch is missing.
The dude is gone.
And we can't find the fucker anywhere.
- [DOOR OPENS]
- [NADJA] Five dollars seems like a lot.
- [DOOR CLOSES]
- Hey.
Ugh. I can't even look at you. Ugh.
- Any update on Nandor?
- Not since you fired him.
- [NADJA] From the job he loved.
- [LASZLO] What a coincidence.
You have a lot of guts coming in
here, you little floating traitor.
Floating away with
your little bitch ways.
- Hello. Yes?
- [PERSON] Nandor has been located.
It's the Baron, and he
knows where Nandor is.
Don't tell him about the reward money.
I thought we might have a
bite of lunch while we talk.
Let us see what we have here. Some
punch, some jellied blood and, uh
[SIRE SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
And, yes, the Sire
prepared the finger foods.
My compliments to the chef.
[CHUCKLES] Again, like I mentioned
in my email, I don't eat blood,
so maybe just a crescent roll or
- Sire?
- [SIRE GRUNTS]
Would you play that
tape of Nandor, please?
This was recorded by a
vampire monitoring the Ether.
[NANDOR] Enemies abound.
And only I can defeat them.
I used to think ghouls were
just the spirits of the dead.
But now I know they walk
among the living too.
[NADJA] Oh, dear.
Up and down Wall Street, with
their suits and their ties
and their build-your-own-salad bowls.
I watched a snail crawl across the edge
of one of those things you use to shave.
- What's it called?
- Razor.
- [VAMPIRE] Not a knife.
- He's thinking razor.
- [VAMPIRE] What are those things called?
- Enough.
[VAMPIRE] A sharpie?
No, that's not it
Well, yikes. [CHUCKLES]
Indeed.
Ugh. He used to be one of the most
promising vampires in this New World.
Well, I wouldn't go that far.
But now [GRUNTS] he
is unrecognizable. Dangerous.
Dangerous, you say?
Yes. We are hearing reports of
increasingly erratic behavior.
- [NADJA] Mmm.
- Nandor is drawing attention.
Too much attention.
- And attention puts all vampires at risk.
- [COLIN] Understood.
He must be stopped.
[GUILLERMO] So, Nandor's here?
Yes, we traced Nandor's
dispatches to that location.
Go to New Hampshire.
Retrieve Nandor
and with haste.
Don't sing if you want to live long ♪
They have no use for your song ♪
You're dead, you're
dead, you're dead ♪
You're dead and out of this world ♪
You'll never get a second chance ♪
Plan all your moves in advance ♪
Stay dead, stay dead, stay dead,
stay dead and out of this world ♪
Shadow's lost, baby ♪
You're dead ♪
[GUILLERMO] Okay, so we
made it to New Hampshire.
The dossier said that Nandor is hiding
here at the Hancock and Sons Factory.
I mean, it was the factory until
you and your Cannon Capital cronies
stripped it down for parts.
Actually, a leveraged buyout is a
pretty neat way for a failing business
to reinvent itself for the future
- [NADJA] Shut up, Guillermo.
- [LASZLO] Shut up, Gizmo.
- Okay.
- [CAR BEEPS]
[NADJA] What the hell happened here?
[LASZLO] Stay close, my darling.
[COLIN] Hey, look, what if
the H, A and N were missing?
- Get it? Cock and Sons.
- [LASZLO] No.
[COLIN LAUGHS]
[NADJA] Oh. [SNIFFS] Smells
like slow death in here.
- [COLIN] Malaria.
- [LASZLO] Nightmares.
[GUILLERMO] Little dusty.
- [NADJA] My, my, my, my
- [GUILLERMO] Nan-man, are-are you here?
Nan-man?
[NANDOR] There is no "Nan-man" here.
[METAL CHAIN RATTLING]
There is only Nandor the Relentless.
Warrior.
Leader.
So, Na-Nandor, have you been here
the whole time since you were, um
Fired?
Yes, I have.
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]
[GUILLERMO] And, uh, why?
Vampire-only explanations.
That means not you, Guillermo.
[GUILLERMO] Okay.
When one is burned,
one feels most at
home amongst the ashes,
which is why I came here to the
husk of the Hancock and Sons factory
amongst others that had been
discarded by Cannon Capital Strategies.
But what I found
oh, what I found
A bunch of preppy crap?
- "Preppy essentials."
- Hmm.
And no. I found soldiers.
Many of the humans
left when the jobs did.
Those that remained, they
needed they craved a leader.
A warrior. A commander.
And they became my army.
And, uh, where is this army?
- In the field. Awaiting our next strike.
- [NADJA] Huh.
Which reminds me, I have
a war council meeting now.
You may walk with me, if you must.
Oh. Mind the shirt pins.
They're fucking everywhere.
So, Nandor, this army you have
raised. What is the, uh, end game?
To conquer. To take the
battle, town by town,
from here to the very steps
of Cannon Capital itself.
Right. But, um, why?
So that Cannon Capital will rue the day
they cast out their greatest warrior.
Ah! We are here.
Good evening, comrades.
- [LASZLO] Fuck my old boots.
- [COLIN] Good gravy.
- Uh. So this is your war council?
- [NANDOR] Yes.
- [LASZLO] And who are these chaps?
- [NANDOR] My reserves.
- [COLIN] And what about them?
- [NANDOR] My concubines.
- [LASZLO] Shit.
- [NADJA] Huh.
[NANDOR] Now, look, I really need
to get on with my strategy session,
unless you have any more questions?
- [GUILLERMO] I do.
- No.
Are you okay?
What is he still doing here?
- Well, I drove
- You are the enemy.
An errand boy sent by
greengrocers to spy on me.
- Leave.
- I'm not the enemy. Tell him.
- See ya later.
- [LASZLO] Bugger off.
Okay. I will be out here.
[LASZLO] Well, it looks like you've had
quite the exciting time here, Nandor.
No one can deny that.
But what say we go home now
before you freak the
fuck out of anyone else?
This is my home.
The battlefield.
- Okay.
- [NADJA] Hmm.
What is that, Major Briggs?
A maneuver from the east?
Perhaps
I think it's safe to assume
he's gone absolutely mad.
Yeah, I don't like using
this word, but he is crazy.
Oy! No. You do not get to use
that word, you tweed demon.
He's like this because of you.
- But, yes, he is absolutely crazy.
- Yeah.
Well, we can't just
leave him here like this.
Unless
Can we?
[NANDOR GROANS]
No, we cannot. He's
a danger to himself.
How about we sit him down and say,
"Hey, you're nuts. Stop
it. Stop being nuts."
I see someone is
well-versed in psychology.
Well, let's just grab him by the
neck and yank him out of this hell box.
We can't. To extract Nandor by force
would be like waking a sleepwalker.
- So, what, then?
- [LASZLO] There is only one solution.
We role-play the scenario that
Nandor has concocted in his mind.
In time, our presence will shine a
light on the holes in his fantasy,
and he can follow that
light back to reality.
So Shutter Island rules, so to speak.
- [LASZLO MURMURS]
- [NANDOR SOBS]
[NANDOR] "We are the hollow men."
Uh. It's worth a shot.
All right.
[SIGHS] Okay. I'm in.
Excellent. Fuck off.
- What?
- [LASZLO] You need to go now.
- [GUILLERMO] Why?
- 'Cause he believes you are the enemy.
- I'm not the enemy.
- What're you still doing here?
- [COLIN] Bye, bitch.
- Okay.
Bye-bye, bitch.
Keep walking, bitch.
Stop calling me bitch.
[NADJA] Sorry, bitch.
- [CLOCK CHIMES]
- [NADJA] Nandor?
[NANDOR] Bit busy.
Your army, we'd like to enlist.
- [NANDOR] Sir.
- [LASZLO] What?
If you wish to be in my army,
then you will all address me as "sir."
- Okay, I'm out.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
[LASZLO, COLIN, NADJA] Yes, sir.
Good. So, basic training begins now.
[NANDOR] Cannon Capital nemeedooni.
[LASZLO, COLIN, NADJA]
Cannon Capital nemeedooni.
[NANDOR SPEAKING AL QUOLANUDARIAN]
- [NANDOR] You are clay.
- [LASZLO] No.
- [COLIN GRUNTS]
- Soft, weak, goopy.
- But I am here to mold you
- [COLIN] Yes, sir!
- to make you strong, to shape you.
- [COLIN] Whoo.
[NANDOR] Cannon Capital chalqoozeh.
[LASZLO, COLIN, NADJA]
Cannon Capital chalqoozeh.
[LASZLO] I joined the
Royal Navy a few years ago,
for the sea, the sun and mainly the sex.
But what I'm finding here
is just a lot of marching
- [NANDOR] That's it. - [LASZLO]
- push-ups for no reason
30,001, 30,002.
[LASZLO] and no one's offered
me anything that looks like a medal.
What the fuck? Shave your own head.
Okay. On your marks.
Get set. Crawl, worms.
That's it.
I did not realize being in
Nandor's fake army would involve
so much of doing what Nandor says.
[NANDOR] You call that crawling?
He's very lucky that I have that
rule about not killing the demented.
- [GRUNTING]
- ["FORTUNATE SON" PLAYING]
Sure, Nandor's military delusions
are a strange little brew.
A dash of memories from
his time in Al Quolanudar
and a sprinkle of war movies
he's seen over the years.
But heck if I don't
wanna take another sip.
[NANDOR] Well, maggots.
You have trained and trained well.
Especially you, Colin Robinson.
You are very violent.
Oorah, sir!
Alexa, please pause the music.
- [ALEXA] Okay.
- [NANDOR] Thank you.
Alexa is my director of internal comms.
Okay. So, on to your assignments.
- Laszlo Cravensworth.
- Yeah.
- Intelligence.
- Obviously.
- [NANDOR] Nadja of Antipaxos.
- [NADJA] Hmm.
- Signal corps.
- What is that?
Never mind. Who gives a shit. [SIGHS]
Colin Robinson.
- Come on, logistics. Come on, logistics.
- Logistics.
Yes! Yes.
Now, listen up. Tonight
is a proud night.
Together we will take
back the honor, the power,
the respect that Cannon Capital
have so cruelly tried to take away.
[NADJA] Okay. So this is a pit of shit.
Can we not just make Nandor think
that this stupid imaginary battle
has happened already?
- And how do we do that?
- [COLIN] I know. Shoot me.
It's not a real gun, Colin Robinson.
It's a decorative firearm
from the outdoorsman section.
All right, then. Whack me with it. Hard.
All right.
[COLIN CHUCKLING] Oh.
- Again. Harder though.
- [LASZLO] Really?
[COLIN] Yes.
[COLIN CHUCKLING] Oh. [GROANS]
How is this going to help
with the Nandor thing?
What Nandor thing?
Hold on. I think I've got it.
I've thought of a way that Nandor
will think that the war is won.
A ruse de guerre
that will make the Trojan Horse look
like a witless child's papier-mâché.
Fuck, I'm good.
Now all I need is the adequate
supplies from this shit-forsaken town.
Wait. You guys can leave,
but I don't want Nandor
to think I'm a deserter.
I ain't no deserter.
[NANDOR] You live a thousand years,
and you think you know what betrayal is,
what horror is.
[COLIN] Awaiting further orders, sir.
But then in a single instant,
you find out you haven't
the slightest idea
what man is truly capable of.
[RADIO HOST] Oh, man. That
sounds rough out there, Nandor.
Listen, I've gotta move
on to the next caller,
but did you wanna request a song?
Yes, I would like to request
"Scarborough Fair" by Simon & Garfunkel.
[COLIN] No. Let's limit
the public broadcast.
The brass back home are
getting a little squirrelly.
But to whom am I supposed to orate?
Well, me, you big lummox.
[CHUCKLES] All right.
Now, you were saying
something about the horror.
You know what, my darling?
It feels like an eternity since
we've had some time alone.
Oh. It does. It does. So what
is the plan, my dark lover?
Well, you'll see. You'll see.
I'll see?
Yes. What's the problem, my darling?
I'm hearing a lot of this
"you'll see" these days.
I'm hearing "you'll see" about the
plan to fix Nandor's melted brain.
I'm hearing "you'll see"
about the sex doll monster thing
that you're creating in the basement.
Well, the sex doll monster thing
not a sex doll
is part of the grand plan.
Which is?
Complex scientific experiments that
I don't think you'll understand.
Oh, so you're calling me stupid.
Well, of course not. That's
a stupid thing to say.
[NADJA MUMBLES]
- No. Whoa, whoa. No.
- Piss off.
Nadja, what I meant to say was something
with the identical sentiment
that wouldn't piss you off.
- [NADJA] Well, it did!
- Shit.
In my empire, Colin
Robinson, we will be free.
Free from liars,
from the cowards who say you
are not a good culture fit.
Yeah, I dig that, sir. I hear that.
[GUILLERMO] Hey.
I thought I said this
person was not welcome here.
You sure did, sir.
Yeah, I know, but if I keep charging my
phone in the car,
it'll kill the battery,
so I'm just looking for an outlet.
Don't mean to disrupt
your whole "war thing."
War thing? This is a
war. No winky fingers.
Okay, enough.
Private Robinson, would
you give us a moment?
You got it.
- Traitor.
- What did you say to me?
I'm sorry. I'm done playing
along with this fantasy.
I'm not the enemy, and you know that.
You're just pissed.
You're pissed that I'm
killing it at Cannon.
You're pissed that that
you weren't a good culture fit.
[GROANS]
Lieutenant Alexa, tell
this piece of shit to leave.
[ALEXA] Now playing
"Leave [GET OUT]" by JoJo.
["LEAVE [GET OUT]" playing]
Wait for the chorus.
Well, I'm not the only
one kept in the dark
by their lover's
extracurricular activities.
So you admit you keep me in the dark.
Well, no more than you
keep me in the dark.
I haven't got a fucking clue what
you get up to at Cannon Capital.
Laszlo, there is nothing to tell.
It is a job. You show up, you pretend
to do shit, and then you go home.
Why the fuck would you wanna do that?
Because it is better than sitting
at home and twiddling with my tits
while you are downstairs locked up
in the basement with your meat parts!
All right, all right.
All right, my darling.
I think I know what's going
on here. Give me your hand.
I need to apologize.
I'm listening.
Clearly, the reason for
you being so overemotional
is because it is your time of the month.
[NADJA SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE, SCREAMS]
The dead do not menstruate!
[LASZLO] Fuck me.
Bloody hell, darling.
Oops.
Get out right now ♪
It's the end of you and me ♪
[GUILLERMO] I can't believe you're
blowing this one little setback
- so out of proportion.
- I was humiliated!
Do you even know what
loyalty is, Guillermo?
[GUILLERMO] Do I know what loyalty is?
Uh. Yeah, I was blindly
loyal to you for 15 years.
Until you got rid of me.
I never got rid of you.
I protected you
even through all the fuckups, and
the time you forgot to buy glitter,
and the, "I wanna be a vampire.
No, actually, I don't
want to be a vampire."
The time you nearly
killed the Baron twice!
Through all that shit,
I was loyal.
I may have done a lot
of things, Guillermo,
but I never got rid of you.
Do you think I felt good firing
you? I didn't wanna fire you.
But that's how things are in
the real world, the human world.
I had to do it.
I used to be a human before I
was a vampire, in case you forgot.
I never betrayed my friends,
my comrades in arms. Never.
Maybe some of the wives, but you
know, it was a different time.
I'm sorry. I didn't
I didn't know that the janitor
job was so important to you.
Well, it was. It was my purpose.
My purpose used to be raising
you to become a great vampire.
Until you pussed out and
found a new master in Jordan.
- Jordan is not my master
- [PHONE BUZZES]
and he doesn't own me.
And I'm not there at his
- Hi, Jordan. Yeah, I can talk.
- [SIGHS]
No, I'm not busy.
- Uh. That should be in your inbox.
- [NANDOR SIGHS]
I could actually bump it.
[CHUCKLES] The bump master.
- [NANDOR GRUNTS]
- Yeah.
- Fireworks.
- What?
You were angry at me for not telling
you what we're out here looking for.
It's fireworks.
And I didn't tell you because, again,
I wanted to be the hero that
swoops down and saves the day.
[SIGHS]
Laszlo, I do not need
you to always be the hero.
[SIGHS]
My darling, you are the
funniest, most clever, sweetest
and most beautiful woman in the world.
Not just Staten Island, the world.
And I'm not even mentioning the ten
out of ten pussy. You deserve the best.
That is so sweet. [SNIFFLES]
Hmm. [KISSES, MUMBLES]
[SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
- Laszlo.
- Yeah?
I think I may have found your fireworks.
Really? Where?
There, in this shop just
here across the street
with the rows and rows
of fireworks in the window
and the sign that says,
"Fireworks, fireworks."
Well, that's perfect.
How did I miss that, my darling?
- [NADJA] I don't know.
- [LASZLO CHUCKLES] Right.
You just let your husband
take care of this. Stand back.
No wonder no one buys
newspapers anymore.
- Toss it again.
- [LASZLO] Okay.
[SCREAMS] Open!
[CAR ALARM SOUNDS]
- Shall we?
- Yes.
[GUILLERMO] Uh-huh.
Okay. Well, I'll just
cc Lisa. You got it. Bye.
I, too, was once cc'd.
[GUILLERMO] You know, I do know what
it feels like to lose your purpose.
I used to wanna be a vampire so bad
it guided every choice I made.
I mean, don't get me wrong. I'm happy
I'm a human again, but it was hard.
It was hard waking up every
day with that not being the goal,
to be a vampire.
Well, I am already a vampire,
so that only sort of applies.
Right. Well, the point is, I
think I found a new purpose.
You will too, somewhere.
But maybe right now our purposes
are taking us in different directions,
and that's okay.
Perhaps you are right, Guillermo.
I am a warrior, but maybe
this is not my fight.
[COLIN] You don't just
talk to Nandor, man.
You know, you listen, you dig.
- I'm a little man. Just a little man.
- Yes, I know you are.
- But he's a great man.
- Nandor, we have news from the front line.
[CLEARS THROAT] Guess what?
Your troops have executed
your battle plan perfectly.
The enemy have been lured into a trap.
There are casualties. We expect more.
You know, we can all stand down,
because he's decided to come home.
- [COLIN] What?
- [LASZLO] What?
- He what?
- [NADJA] What is the fucking point?
Yes, I, um After careful consideration,
I've come to the realization
that perhaps I was looking for
battles where none need exist.
- You don't say?
- [NANDOR] I think it's best for everyone
if I just come home.
Plus, you know, I miss my
coffin. I miss my favorite sword.
- There's nothing like
- [FIREWORKS CRACKING]
Oh. What the fuck is that?
- Oh. No, it's not.
- It's an attack. We're under attack.
[COLIN] Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes!
- [LASZLO] Nandor.
- [NADJA] Laszlo, we were done with this.
- [GUILLERMO] Fuck.
- [NADJA] Wait. Nandor, wait.
Wait, Nandor.
- Lay low. They may try to flank us.
- [COLIN] Hit the deck!
No, Nandor, it's a bloody ruse.
[LASZLO] It's not real, you idiot.
[COLIN] Make it stop. I can't take it.
Somebody help me frag myself.
[LASZLO] Get a hold of yourself, man.
The fighting seems to be situated by the
Shipley Dollar Barn on Piedmont Street.
It's no good, my darling.
He's still too bloody crackers.
Well, isn't it a good thing
then that I have a plan B?
[LASZLO] Ah. Silver chains.
- Get out of that. Stand back.
- Hey! Release me. Mutiny!
[NADJA] Get in there. You
brought it on yourself, Nandor.
- [NANDOR GRUNTS]
- [LASZLO] Nice work, my darling.
Shotgun.
[SIGHS]
- [COLIN SNORING]
- [NANDOR] Okay, guys, I forgive you.
It was the heat of battle, and
you panicked and you made a mutiny.
- [NADJA] Shush.
- [NANDOR] Untie me.
- [LASZLO] It's the coppers.
- [NADJA] It is. Shit.
- [GUILLERMO] Great.
- Floor it.
No. I don't wanna make
a bad situation worse.
What's your problem? Put
your foot down, you prick.
Okay, I'm just gonna pull over.
- Useless.
- I wasn't even speeding.
Just everyone be cool, and
I'll do all the talking.
Gizmo, there's a fucking
vampire hog-tied in the trunk.
- [OFFICER] Hello.
- Oh, yeah.
Hello, Mr. Officer.
What seems to be the problem,
apart from the fact that my large
wet bosom won't stop sloshing around?
You, uh, got a left
taillight out there, son.
Yeah, I've been meaning to get that
fixed. Sorry about that, Officer.
It's all right. I'll take care of this.
I say, Officer,
you know, you remind me of a
cross between a young Paul Newman
and a man I'm about to fuck.
- Get out of the car. All of you.
- Yeah. Absolutely.
- Hands are going over
- Colin, you need to wake up.
- [COLIN] my head.
- We gotta get out.
What are you doing?
We are regular human travelers.
There is nothing out
of the ordinary here.
So you have nothing
to be concerned about.
- [CROWD CLAMORING]
- What the
[LASZLO] Whoa. What the fuck is that?
- [COLIN] Who are they?
- [NADJA] Uh
Well, that's nothing out of
the ordinary, regular human.
What do you mean? They're
coming straight for us.
[NADJA] What is happening?
- [LASZLO] Gizmo, you talk to them.
- [GUILLERMO] What? Wh No.
[CROWD SCREAMING]
- Go handcuff yourself to a tree.
- Yes, ma'am.
Wait, so Nandor's
army is It's real?
[NADJA] Wait. So he wasn't crazy?
[NANDOR GROWLS]
[COLIN] He is not. He
- [GUILLERMO] Shit. He'll
- [NANDOR GROWLS] Unchain me.
- Unchain me!
- Sir, yes, sir!
[NANDOR] Just grab it with
both hands and yank it.
Watch the hair.
- [GUILLERMO] There you go.
- [NANDOR] Yes. That's it.
- [NANDOR GRUNTS]
- [CROWD GRUNTS]
[NANDOR] Well, yeah. Of course the
mannequins were just for practice.
Wait, all this time you thought my
army was just a bunch of mannequins?
The fuck?
- At ease.
- Yes, sir.
Are they hypnotized?
No, I'm just a really
fucking good general.
[PERSON 2] Yeah, you are.
- [PERSON 3] Sir.
- Major Briggs.
- You're leaving?
- [NANDOR] Yes.
I am leaving the field of operations.
My fate is calling me
in a different direction.
[PERSON 2] What?
South on the I-93 towards
the Verrazano Bridge.
We may even cut through
Jersey if there is traffic.
[PERSON 4] General, what do we do now?
Good question, O'Hara. You
will do what you must always do.
You will go forth and
follow your purpose.
What is your purpose?
Fuck if I know.
Be it continuing the fight or, you know,
finding new jobs.
- [PERSON 5] Where?
- [NANDOR] Somewhere.
Any more questions?
Is there anything, like, more specific?
Like an actual thing we could do?
[NANDOR SIGHS]
- Um.
- [HORSE WHINNIES]
- Burn down a Walmart or some shit?
- [CROWD] Yeah!
- No. No, don't do that. No.
- [NANDOR] Ooh. Ooh. I've got it.
What is that nearby college that sends
most of its graduates to Wall Street?
- Dartmouth?
- Yes. Dartmouth.
Cry havoc and unleash the
dogs of war on those nerds!
- [CROWD] Yeah!
- [NANDOR GRUNTS]
[BRIGGS] You heard the man.
- Mount up. We ride for Hanover!
- [CROWD] Ride for Hanover!
[NADJA] This is insane.
[CROWD CHANTING] Get those nerds.
Get those nerds. Get those nerds.
[COLIN] Wait for me.
- You're gonna need logistics support.
- Not you, Colin Robinson.
- [COLIN] Oorah! Oorah, you idiots.
- [NANDOR] Shit.
- Come on! Let me
- [NANDOR GRUNTS]
- [COLIN GROANS]
- [LASZLO] Shit.
Still got it.
Go get him and put him in the trunk.
["YOU'RE DEAD" PLAYING]
Don't sing if you want to live long ♪
They have no use for your song ♪
You're dead, you're
dead, you're dead ♪
You're dead and out of this world ♪
You'll never get a second chance ♪
Plan all your moves in advance ♪
Stay dead, stay dead, stay dead ♪
Stay dead and out of this world ♪
Shadow's lost, baby ♪
What a rush, baby ♪
You're dead ♪