Beverly Hills, 90210 (1990) s06e06 Episode Script
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Thank you.
Well, I'd like to thank our own Mr.
Pruit for an incredible unplugged evening.
It's his last here before heading off to cut his own very first album.
So, uh, from all of us, Ray don't forget us and good luck, okay? Thanks.
I won't.
Did you tell Kelly yet about the weekend? Not yet.
What, what? We're still driving up, aren't we? Yeah, yeah, I got my dad to lend us his station wagon for the drive.
Oh, cool, how long of a trip is it? It's, like, five hours.
But the spa will be worth it.
The brochure offers a stress-free slice of heaven.
Uh, I don't exactly know if it'll be stress-free, but it'll be fun.
Why won't it be stress-free? Well, my advice is tell your parents you need a lot more money and then let Jim whittle you Nat, I made a house budget.
I went over it.
I have to deal with it.
Hey, Bran, come on over here, I want you to meet somebody.
Brandon Walsh.
Johnnie Mars.
Location scout extraordinaire.
Nice to meet you.
Steve's been talking about you all week.
Well, same here.
Hey, loved your house.
It's exactly what the director's looking for.
- It's perfect for the film.
- Great.
He wants to book your house today.
$1,200 a day.
What do I have to do? Just sign right here.
How could you have invited Valerie? I'm stressed out just thinking about it.
What was I gonna do? She found out we were going.
- What could I say? - How about "no.
" I mean, just because she exists, doesn't mean she has to be included.
I know, I know, but Donna wanted her to come, too, so, I don't know, I just thought it would be okay.
- Is that so? - Kel, it won't be that bad, I promise, okay? Besides, do you really want to leave Valerie alone in town with Colin? I would've taken my chances, thank you.
Too late.
Hey.
So that road trip we're going on sounds like fun, huh, Kel? Hmm? Hi.
Is it a bad time? No, I was just packing up.
The girls will be here any minute.
I, uh, I just wanted to return your notes.
They helped me a lot.
Thanks.
Well, I knew you could catch up.
Hey, listen, uh, jean jacket or parka? Probably both.
It gets kind of cold there at night.
You know, I have to admit I'm really looking forward to this.
I'm actually kind of surprised you got invited.
Well, I kind of invited myself.
Getting out of town may give Kelly and me a chance to mend some fences.
Look, Val you helped me through some real dark hours last week and, uh I just want you to know that I, I really appreciate it.
Thanks.
Well, you don't have to thank me.
You know, I've been thinking about you, too.
And, David Have a good time.
See you when you get back.
Dylan.
Good, you remember my name.
And you still remember where to find me on Friday mornings.
Yes, I sure do.
What's this? It's just it's my way of apologizing.
You've been giving me the brush-off for a couple of days, so I know I did something.
Yeah, you did.
Well, what is it? I mean give it to me straight; I can take it.
Okay.
The other night at my dinner party why were you snooping in my father's study? - That's what this is about? - Mm.
Well, it was just curiosity.
- I mean, it got the better of me.
- Look if you respect me, you'll respect my father, our home and our privacy.
Dylan, that's important to me.
Well, if it's important to you, it's important to me, too.
How did you know that I like teddy bears? Oh, it was easy I was snooping in your closet.
Will you pass the pretzels? Oh, yeah.
Okay, let's get back to the game.
New category.
Best pretzels.
Saltless.
Regular.
With mustard and cheese.
All of the above.
Pass 'em back up here.
Thank you.
Okay Best beach.
Mm Station eight, Santa Monica.
No, too many high schoolers.
Paradise Cove after Labor Day.
Oh, that is the best beach.
I had my best kiss there.
Ooh, I like.
Who with? Oh, we're not up to that category yet.
Clare, where are you going? I'm just gonna take a little shortcut.
Are you sure you know where you're going? Yeah, David and I took this road last year when we came up here looking for UFO's, remember? Wait.
On my map, it's just a dotted line.
Yeah, but just for, like, ten miles.
Back to my favorite category.
Best kiss Kel, who with? Not gonna tell you.
I know who it was.
Who? That girl, Alison.
Oh, it was not! Then tell.
Come on, no secrets on this trip.
That's right, no secrets.
All right, fine.
It was Dylan.
Really? Not Brandon or Colin? Well, Brandon wins for consistency, and Colin wins for intensity, but nothing will beat that night on the beach with Dylan.
Okay, who's next? Best kiss.
Um, for me, David.
Yeah, me, too.
David Silver.
What about you, Valerie? Was it Brandon, Dylan, Steve, Colin, um David.
You kissed David? Just once.
When? This morning.
Well, don't stop now.
Come on, let's hear it.
I don't think I want to hear any more.
Next category.
Um favorite cartoon characters? Thanks for fixing the chandelier, Ray.
I want everything shipshape for the movie crew.
Whether they need it or not, we'll be ready for 'em.
All right, stereo system's all set.
Quad speakers, the works.
Yes.
Thanks, Silver.
So are we going to get to meet any stars or what? Uh I don't think so.
Look, I'll level with you guys.
They're making a an art film, you know? No, not exactly.
What's an art film? Take a wild, wild wild guess.
I give up.
Don't disappoint me, Silver.
They're shooting a skin flick here? Not a skin flick.
Cinematic software for the adult entertainment industry.
- Oh, a porno.
- For real? They're gonna shoot it here? And Brandon okayed this? Well, I haven't exactly gotten around to telling him about that part yet.
He'll be fine.
Steve says they're going to be filming at the house till late, so I figure we should go have an early meal and then go over and watch.
What do you say? Thanks, but no thanks.
You're not working tonight.
Why don't you come over and hang? Didn't I just politely decline? Which word was unclear? We could be extras? Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt.
That's right, I forgot.
Miss Sophisticated has seen everything.
Except my house.
What's so special about your house, anyway? Nothing special about my house.
It's just a Spanish split- level in Beverly Hills, but you know, I just want you to be part of my life, is that so wrong? Look, I'm just a little embarrassed to tell you what I'm really doing tonight, that's all.
You know, I have a sister.
If this is a feminine hygiene problem, I can handle it.
I may even be able to help you out a little bit with it.
Hardly.
I'm fourth in a bridge game at my great-aunt's house in Toluca Lake, and I can't get out of it, okay? Family obligations.
Why didn't you just say so in the first place? Because it's so uncool.
Yeah, it's uncool, but it's kinda cute, too.
Don't worry, I won't tell anybody, I swear.
Thanks.
You're welcome.
See you tomorrow.
Okay.
Clare, where are we? Relax.
We're right where we should be.
Okay, I've got one.
No holds barred.
Best song to make out to.
Anything by Barry White.
Barry White?! He's, like, old.
He's, like, fat.
He's, like, cool.
Everybody in New York is listening to him.
That voice.
Oh, so you and Colin do it to Barry, huh? No.
Colin's so retro.
He likes to make out to Mozart.
What about you, Donna? You've been awfully quiet.
Well, maybe I just don't like to talk about sex as much as you guys do.
You know, that's all we've talked about since we left L.
A.
You even rated cartoon characters on which one was sexiest.
I still say Woody Woodpecker.
Have you been with him? You've been with everybody else.
And what's that supposed to mean? It's true, Val.
This has been quite a year for you.
I don't know if you have enough wall space in your bedroom for all the trophy heads, do you? You know what you guys? I'm sick of this.
You love to talk behind my back.
Why don't we just get things out in the open, huh? I'd be glad to.
You know what, Donna, come off it.
I mean, Clare goes out with David for a few months and you don't say a damn thing.
I kiss him one time and you sit in the back seat and sulk for the last half an hour.
Yeah, well, David's not the one I've been thinking about.
Come on, once and for all, what really happened between you and Ray? Okay, let's change the subject.
Favorite Russian novels Kel? Anyone? No, no, no no secrets here, Valerie.
All right.
I slept with him.
Twice.
Oh, my God.
I think I'm going to be sick.
You really are a slut, aren't you? Oh, please.
Don't act so surprised.
Like Clare didn't tell you months ago.
Clare, you knew about this, and you didn't tell me? If you knew something like that about my boyfriend, - would you have told me? - No, but you could have told me.
Well, I thought David told you, you know, David knew about this, too? Stop the car.
I'm gonna throw up.
I hope you're proud of yourself.
I just want to go home.
Come on, you'll be fine.
How can I be fine? Ray cheated on me and lied to me for months.
Well, I think maybe the weekend will do you good.
You know what, you don't even have to talk to Valerie.
Yeah, as an added bonus, none of us do.
I heard that.
Good.
What do you guys want me to do? Just run alongside the car? You know what, I think we'd all feel a lot better if a hole opened up beneath you and you just disappeared forever.
Very funny.
You guys, come on, let's go.
Yeah, before anything else happens.
Houston, we have a problem.
Well, that's one thing you can't blame on me.
Oh yes, we can.
You were sitting in the car.
What's the matter with it? You guys relax, all right? I just need to get under the hood.
Oh, that'll be a big help.
I took auto mechanics in summer school once.
Excuse me.
Maybe when I look at the engine, it'll come back to me.
Well? It's not coming back to me.
Can I be of assistance? Oh, yes, Sister, you can definitely help.
You're a godsend.
This room will be perfect for your party scene.
But of course.
Hey, you need any extras for tonight? What is your name? Me, I'm Steve.
Steve.
Sit.
Is this an audition? Yes.
Sit.
Like, like you really mean it.
Yes! This is marvelous! You are great actor, Steve! More, yes, more Fantastic! lvan, lvan, lvan, I want to show you something upstairs.
Yes, of course yes, yes.
He takes direction so well.
Yuck it up, all right? But what I hear from the location manager, before the revolution, this guy was the Scorsese of his country.
Dude, and you're the cornball of ours.
Now, what country is he from exactly, Steve? Is that pornographia? You're blowing it.
Oh, yeah.
This is an opportunity of a lifetime.
You could dine on this stuff for years.
And you could get VD from this for years.
Look, Steve, I'm sure Brandon's still at the Condor's office right now.
Why don't you just call him and tell him - what's going on.
- No, no, I don't want to call him.
I don't want to do it over the phone, all right? Relax! There's nothing to be ashamed about.
Many of lvan Frotz films play in art houses.
Uh, excuse me, sir.
Could you, uh, could you tell me what the title of this film is? Top/ess Pizza Party Three.
Ah, very artistic.
First team.
Actresses on set! Okay, see, I dare you guys to leave now.
Oh, no.
Yeah, you're gonna stick around.
- Excu I'm not in this.
- Oh, no, no, he's not qualified.
Very funny.
Hello.
Hi.
I've been trying to reach you for the last hour.
Well, I was catching a couple extra waves out at Surfrider.
Wish you could've been there.
Mm, my days of cutting class are over according to my father.
Well, I'm sure father knows best.
I had a talk with him last night about you and he wants to meet you.
Oh, well, the feeling is mutual.
Good, because he made reservations for us tonight at Egressia.
Can you make it? Of course.
Dylan, you're never going to believe this.
My dad said that he knew your father.
Small world, huh? Tiny.
Listen, can you pick me up.
The reservation's not till 7:30.
We'll meet him there.
I'll see you at 7:00.
Great.
Bye.
You girls aren't the first to run into car trouble on these roads.
But I'm sure there's a gas station nearby, right? No, it's a pretty solitary mountaintop.
That's why the convent was built here in the first place.
We were headed to Elysia Springs.
Is that anywhere near here? Miles.
You must have taken the wrong road at the base of the mountain.
- Back off.
- Don't worry.
We have guest quarters.
You'll stay the night, and in the morning Sister Agnes will fix your car.
She's an excellent mechanic.
Thank you, Sister Alice.
God bless you.
He already has.
Right this way.
I'll show you to your room.
I hope you'll be comfortable here.
We don't get many visitors.
Oh, I'm sure we will be.
Thank you, Sister Alice.
I'll be back with your bedding.
Boy, I sure am glad we took that shortcut, otherwise we'd be lounging by the hot springs right now.
Oh, big tragedy.
Kelly Taylor has to spend the night on spartan sheets.
I can rough it with the best of them.
That's just not how this weekend was billed.
Oh, okay, I'll make sure there isn't a little pea under your mattress, all right? You know, something about this place doesn't it make you want to sing "Do Re Mi" and dance on the hilltops? Too bad Ray isn't here with his guitar.
Oh, you had to mention his name, didn't you? Well, at least it got you talking to me.
Come on, how long are you three saints going to beat this dead horse? Forgive me, for I have sinned, okay? Yeah, you have.
Well, excuse me, Miss Holier-than-thou.
Didn't I hear about a little summer sublet with Dylan when Brenda was across the pond? You don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, one other thing, friends.
Our silent time begins at the bell's final toll.
Silent time? Oh, yes.
From sunset to sunrise, no more talking from anyone.
Good.
See you at dinner.
Is this for real? It's one way to shut you up.
Shh! Remember God is listening.
Ah, baby.
- Ah, baby - Cut! Exquisite! Ray, Ray.
You really ought to check out some of this moviemaking.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
No, that's cool, man.
I think one peek was enough for me.
Yeah, right, yeah, right.
If you wanted to leave, you could have gone with David.
Hey, kids.
So this is Hollywood, huh? Bran, I was beginning to think you weren't gonna make it.
No, no, no, no.
I just got held up rewriting my column.
Did they start filming yet? Bang, bang, boing.
So to speak.
Steve, my good friend I'm about to make your dreams come true.
- What can I do for you? - One of my actors, he called in sick.
I want you or one of your friends to portray the small but pivotal role of the pizza deliveryman.
Work it out among yourselves.
Be my guest, man.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a second, don't I get a shot at this? Bran, there's something you should know before you volunteer.
Thank you.
Steve? What? What the hell is going on here? Is this a porno movie? It's not a porno.
It's adult entertainment and it's been very entertaining, I might add.
Right, Ray? I had nothing to do with this.
Sanders, have you been exercising in a freshly painted room? Well, I did a few pull-ups upstairs, but that's it.
- Come on, Bran.
- Is this legal? Of course.
It's just harmless fun.
It is not harmless, Steve.
It's pornography.
It's sleazy, it's degrading, it's wrong.
It's got to stop right now.
What are you talking about? You signed the contract, remember? We got paid.
Just relax and enjoy the eye candy.
Ooh, you're cute.
Am I working with you today? I can't believe I almost invited Susan here.
Excuse me.
Yoo-hoo! What do I do? Answer it.
Hello? - Kelly.
- Colin.
Hold on.
Um, go find Clare.
I'll meet you at dinner.
I can't really talk right now.
Did you lose your voice or something? No, I'm in a convent.
I took a vow of silence.
What? I'll explain later.
I have to go.
Yeah, me, too.
You okay? Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
Listen, I'm on my way out to dinner with my art dealer.
I just wanted to call you and tell you I missed you.
Me, too.
- I'll see you when I get back.
- Okay.
Bye.
Who was that? An art groupie? A good friend.
Well, roam all you want, my darling, but just remember, no one's as good to you as me.
This vow of silence is killing me.
Ah, what a relief to see some different faces around here for a change.
And such nice girls.
What are you grinning at, Sister? She can't even look me in the eye.
Check her out, Sisters.
You're dining with the Devil's handmaiden.
They all seem to be such good friends.
Potatoes, please.
I wonder what Ms.
Shortcut wants now.
Pass the damn potatoes.
I mean, darn potatoes.
I hope they go right to your thighs.
I wonder if any of them are virgins.
Are any young girls virgins anymore? What is she so pissed off for? I did her a favor, sleeping with Ray.
She's too good for him.
I always thought there was something going on between her and Ray.
I guess I never wanted to admit it.
I never wanted to admit a lot of things about Ray.
At least you don't have any man problems.
Maybe I should have checked into a place like this a long time ago.
Glasses.
Thank you.
I can't believe you're actually gonna go through with this.
Why not? No one's gonna recognize me.
He's definitely not thinking with his head right now.
- No, he's not.
- You know, nine out of ten red-blooded American men would gladly swap places with me right now.
Places! Show time.
- Go get 'em, big guy.
- There you go.
Ooh, aah, eeh Here.
Care-Careful.
They really are hot.
The chicks or the pizza? Smell that pepperoni.
Mmm.
Steve this is your moment.
Do you know your line? Yes.
Um Did anyone order pizza? - Beautiful.
- Yeah? Now, let nature take its course.
Yes? Yes.
Let's go.
On the bell.
I like that guy.
Okay! Scene ten, take one, marker.
Quiet! Action! Anyone order a pizza? No, but since you're here, why don't you come on in? Okay.
The kid's a natural.
Look at him go.
Why don't you have a seat right there? - Hi.
I'll put this Careful, I bruise easy.
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo, I'm very ticklish.
That's got to hurt.
That looks really painful.
Stop! Stop Cut! Oh! That was exquisite! Now let's move in for coverage.
Or, uh, un-coverage.
You want me to do this again? - But of course.
- Brandon Walsh! You have a visitor.
- Hi.
Hi.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Hi.
Hi.
My bridge game was canceled, - so - Mm-hmm.
Ready for my close-up? No.
No.
'Cause, uh, 'cause we're leaving.
What are you talking about? I just got here.
- I want to take a look! - No, Susan, Susan, we're leaving.
- What - Susan, we're leaving.
It's very powerful.
Susan, come on, let's go.
Let's go, let's go.
Oh, no, no, not in there.
Susan, don't look in there.
Ah They're all naked.
This isn't what it looks like.
Yeah, right.
This isn't what it looks like.
You're shooting a porn movie in your house! No, no, no, no.
they're shooting the porn movie.
I was just I can explain this.
Oh, don't bother explaining.
I mean, now it all makes sense, why you were twisting my arm to get me to come over here.
Ugh! Quiet on the set! Places, please.
If this is your world, Walsh, I don't want any part of it.
Susan, come on, you're being totally ridiculous here.
Pretty girl.
Get her back.
We put nurse's cap on her.
You know what? Why don't you pack up all your little toys here, lvan, and why don't you get out of my house? Bran, Bran, the contract, the money, you can't just you can't I can.
Sue me.
He, too, is very talented.
- Enjoy your meal.
- Thank you.
I'm surprised my father's not here yet.
He's usually never late.
I'll try not to take it personally.
He's not that intimidating.
And if he gets out of line, I can handle him.
I'm counting on it.
But I'm sure he'll be on his best behavior.
I know that despite their differences, he thought a lot of your father.
He told you that? Yeah, he did.
Did he also tell you that my father was murdered? No.
Dylan, I'm sorry.
Why didn't you ever say anything? Well, it's kind of a conversation stopper.
Excuse me, your father just called.
- He asked that you start without him.
- Thank you.
Well, this isn't like him.
All right! Explain yourself quickly, then go home.
Can I come in? Not without delousing.
Pornography is something I find particularly revolting.
Susan, I was as surprised as you were about what was going on.
My roommate has the occasional lapse in good judgment.
Well, if it is true that we are known by the company that we keep, then what does it say about you that you are living with some kind of pervert? Not to mention, one that is so clueless he cheated on a placement test.
How do you know about that? - That's confidential.
- Please.
The story is legendary among the math faculty.
Steve's a bonehead.
No, Steve's actions were bonehead.
But 20 years down the road, Steve's still gonna be my best friend.
I can't say the same for the next 20 seconds with you.
Wait a minute.
You swear you didn't know anything about this? No.
I'm saying I didn't know what it was until I got there tonight.
And maybe I should have stopped it sooner, but I didn't.
Come in.
Who am I to blame Valerie for sleeping around? Let she who has not sinned cast the first stone.
I've sinned as much as anybody.
I slept with my best friend's boyfriend.
I slept with my boyfriend's best friend.
I hope at least God can forgive me.
Listen, God, if you're up there, I don't ask for a lot.
I just need friends, like everybody else.
And I always seem to screw 'em up.
Maybe you could help me out.
And while you're at it, could you look out for Donna? Your sweetest lamb hasn't figured out, when her boyfriend throws her down the stairs, it doesn't mean "I love you.
" Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep.
If I should die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take.
God bless my family and friends, even Valerie, the witch! Amen.
Uh listen, God, I just want to know one thing.
When Sartre wrote No Exit, was he thinking of this place? Mmm.
I never got what the attraction of pornography was, anyway.
Some people think it's erotic.
If you knew how many convicted rapists are regular porn watchers, you may not be such a fan, either.
I can't believe I'm hearing a censorship argument from a newspaper woman.
I wouldn't ban it.
But I wouldn't invite it into my living room, either.
Ah.
I'm never gonna live this one down, am I? No.
Didn't think so.
So, what do you find erotic? Well the massage was a good start.
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
What else? Hot baths candles You know, romance.
- Romance is good.
- Mm-hmm.
Except you'd probably want to videotape it.
Never on the first date.
I'm glad you stayed.
So am I.
I could run a bath.
I could light some candles.
I think we're on the same page.
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
No more coffee for me, thanks.
Could we have the check, please? It's on my father.
It's the least he can do.
Antonia, your father's on the phone.
He'd like to speak to you.
Thank you, Gerard.
Excuse me while I go scold him.
This was supposed to be an evening with my two favorite men.
I'll be right back.
This seat taken? You're late.
You didn't really think I'd have dinner with the son of Jack McKay, now, did you? Come on.
I thought you two were supposed to be such great friends.
Let's make this as brief as possible.
What is it you want? Money? No.
No, I want you to give yourself up.
Or die.
It's your choice.
You know, I thought after my friend Tom E.
Rose showed you the sights of Palm Springs that, well, you knew what you had coming.
That's when I was afraid of dying an unnatural death.
Mm.
And now you're not? And now I'm not.
Because I have a safe-deposit box, and in that box is enough information to nail you.
So if anything anything happens to me, it's the gift that keeps on giving.
Stay away from my daughter.
Or what? Or I'll have Ronnie here just aim a little lower and wound you.
Gentlemen, please, I mean, coarse behavior like this? I am shocked.
However, my opinion of you is sufficiently low enough that I, too, came prepared.
You wouldn't do anything that stupid.
Neither would you.
So I'm gonna put my gun away.
I'm gonna say good night and then I'm gonna take Toni home.
Actually, Antonia is already on her way home.
Yeah, well, that's too bad, because we were just getting to the part where I tell her how you killed my father.
Get him out of here.
No problem.
Just ask politely, and I'll leave.
I'll leave but I won't go away.
I'm never going away until you're put away.
Good morning, Donna.
Oh, can we speak? The silence ended at daybreak.
I kind of got used to the quiet.
I even liked it.
It's a nice respite from the noise and confusion of everyday life.
You know, I-I had a dream last night.
I dreamt that I left my confusing life behind and took the oath of the church.
I have the opposite dream sometimes.
I like it here.
It's so simple and safe.
I know if I lived your life, I wouldn't have so much heartache.
A boy? Yep, it's a recurring theme.
I meet 'em, I love 'em, they let me down.
I notice how respectful you are, Donna.
The church must mean a lot to you.
It does.
How'd you know you wanted to be a nun? I had a calling.
Do you think my dream was a calling? If you had to ask, it wasn't.
But you certainly don't have to join an order to maintain your faith.
Well, mine's been tested lately.
It always will be.
You have to remember what an imperfect world we live in.
With imperfect people.
Which makes forgiveness an important virtue.
You know, Sister Alice, you're good at this.
That's why they pay me the big bucks.
I don't believe it.
What? You passed the test.
Well, I mean, last night was pretty good.
Oh, yeah, it was.
But that's not what I mean.
You made my bed.
That was my test.
No one's ever passed before.
Oh.
Oh.
Hey, hey, hey, wait a minute.
I just made this bed.
Guess you'll have to make it again.
Mm.
Oh, okay.
I can't believe it was just a broken water hose.
Whatever.
It's fixed.
Now we just have to find Donna.
Good morning, sisters.
So, I guess we're talking now, huh? Silent time is over.
But are we talking to me? Well, I'd like to make an official peace offering.
I've thought about it, and what's done, is done.
I think we should put it behind us.
All of us.
If that's how you want it.
Come on.
Let's go say bye to everybody.
Uh, Donna, listen, um, I don't know what you plan to say to Ray, but before you kiss and make up, make sure he's worth it.
Are you talking about Palm Springs? Yeah, and I can't forget what I saw Ray do to you and you shouldn't either.
I didn't know if I'd ever see you again.
Well, maybe after today you won't.
My father told me some very upsetting things about you, Dylan.
Yeah? Like what? Like you used me.
Like you have some sort of vendetta.
I can't lie to you.
It started that way.
It did but that was before I saw you.
My father is a good man.
And if you knew him I know that he had my father blown to little pieces.
He said that you were gonna try to turn me against him.
Toni, ask him.
Ask anybody who knew what was gonna happen when my Dad turned state's evidence against him.
You're wrong.
My father could never do anything like that.
Then I guess there's nothing left to say.
What were you thinking? You're mounting a big show in one week.
How do you have time to paint a silly mural for a nightclub? Claudia, back off.
I'm ready for the show.
I'm on top of it.
I don't like it.
And you sold yourself way too cheap.
How many times have I told you, artists don't negotiate their own deals? And they should never negotiate with old friends.
Kelly Hi, I'm Kelly Taylor.
You must be Colin's art dealer.
Claudia Van Eyck.
What are you doing home so soon? You weren't due back till tomorrow.
It's a long story.
Well, you can tell him all about it.
I'm on my way out.
I'll see you at dinner.
Nice to meet you, Kelly.
You, too.
Boy, am I glad to see you.
Hmm prove it.
It's true, isn't it, Ray? Isn't it?! Okay.
Okay, it's true.
I slept with her once and never again.
And I knew it was a mistake.
You are such a liar.
Valerie told me all the details it was twice! That bitch.
Yeah, well, that bitch is my friend.
And it's over.
Don't do this, Donna, please! I'm begging you, do not do this.
Or what?! What are you gonna do? What're you gonna throw me up against the wall like in Portland? Are you gonna push me down the stairs like in Palm Springs? Or do you only hit me when we're out of town? I love you, Donna.
Please, you gotta believe me, please.
Forgive me.
You know I have a lot of forgiveness in my heart.
I can even forgive Valerie, but not you.
Not for this! You're gonna regret this.
What I regret is I didn't do this a long time ago.
Well, I'd like to thank our own Mr.
Pruit for an incredible unplugged evening.
It's his last here before heading off to cut his own very first album.
So, uh, from all of us, Ray don't forget us and good luck, okay? Thanks.
I won't.
Did you tell Kelly yet about the weekend? Not yet.
What, what? We're still driving up, aren't we? Yeah, yeah, I got my dad to lend us his station wagon for the drive.
Oh, cool, how long of a trip is it? It's, like, five hours.
But the spa will be worth it.
The brochure offers a stress-free slice of heaven.
Uh, I don't exactly know if it'll be stress-free, but it'll be fun.
Why won't it be stress-free? Well, my advice is tell your parents you need a lot more money and then let Jim whittle you Nat, I made a house budget.
I went over it.
I have to deal with it.
Hey, Bran, come on over here, I want you to meet somebody.
Brandon Walsh.
Johnnie Mars.
Location scout extraordinaire.
Nice to meet you.
Steve's been talking about you all week.
Well, same here.
Hey, loved your house.
It's exactly what the director's looking for.
- It's perfect for the film.
- Great.
He wants to book your house today.
$1,200 a day.
What do I have to do? Just sign right here.
How could you have invited Valerie? I'm stressed out just thinking about it.
What was I gonna do? She found out we were going.
- What could I say? - How about "no.
" I mean, just because she exists, doesn't mean she has to be included.
I know, I know, but Donna wanted her to come, too, so, I don't know, I just thought it would be okay.
- Is that so? - Kel, it won't be that bad, I promise, okay? Besides, do you really want to leave Valerie alone in town with Colin? I would've taken my chances, thank you.
Too late.
Hey.
So that road trip we're going on sounds like fun, huh, Kel? Hmm? Hi.
Is it a bad time? No, I was just packing up.
The girls will be here any minute.
I, uh, I just wanted to return your notes.
They helped me a lot.
Thanks.
Well, I knew you could catch up.
Hey, listen, uh, jean jacket or parka? Probably both.
It gets kind of cold there at night.
You know, I have to admit I'm really looking forward to this.
I'm actually kind of surprised you got invited.
Well, I kind of invited myself.
Getting out of town may give Kelly and me a chance to mend some fences.
Look, Val you helped me through some real dark hours last week and, uh I just want you to know that I, I really appreciate it.
Thanks.
Well, you don't have to thank me.
You know, I've been thinking about you, too.
And, David Have a good time.
See you when you get back.
Dylan.
Good, you remember my name.
And you still remember where to find me on Friday mornings.
Yes, I sure do.
What's this? It's just it's my way of apologizing.
You've been giving me the brush-off for a couple of days, so I know I did something.
Yeah, you did.
Well, what is it? I mean give it to me straight; I can take it.
Okay.
The other night at my dinner party why were you snooping in my father's study? - That's what this is about? - Mm.
Well, it was just curiosity.
- I mean, it got the better of me.
- Look if you respect me, you'll respect my father, our home and our privacy.
Dylan, that's important to me.
Well, if it's important to you, it's important to me, too.
How did you know that I like teddy bears? Oh, it was easy I was snooping in your closet.
Will you pass the pretzels? Oh, yeah.
Okay, let's get back to the game.
New category.
Best pretzels.
Saltless.
Regular.
With mustard and cheese.
All of the above.
Pass 'em back up here.
Thank you.
Okay Best beach.
Mm Station eight, Santa Monica.
No, too many high schoolers.
Paradise Cove after Labor Day.
Oh, that is the best beach.
I had my best kiss there.
Ooh, I like.
Who with? Oh, we're not up to that category yet.
Clare, where are you going? I'm just gonna take a little shortcut.
Are you sure you know where you're going? Yeah, David and I took this road last year when we came up here looking for UFO's, remember? Wait.
On my map, it's just a dotted line.
Yeah, but just for, like, ten miles.
Back to my favorite category.
Best kiss Kel, who with? Not gonna tell you.
I know who it was.
Who? That girl, Alison.
Oh, it was not! Then tell.
Come on, no secrets on this trip.
That's right, no secrets.
All right, fine.
It was Dylan.
Really? Not Brandon or Colin? Well, Brandon wins for consistency, and Colin wins for intensity, but nothing will beat that night on the beach with Dylan.
Okay, who's next? Best kiss.
Um, for me, David.
Yeah, me, too.
David Silver.
What about you, Valerie? Was it Brandon, Dylan, Steve, Colin, um David.
You kissed David? Just once.
When? This morning.
Well, don't stop now.
Come on, let's hear it.
I don't think I want to hear any more.
Next category.
Um favorite cartoon characters? Thanks for fixing the chandelier, Ray.
I want everything shipshape for the movie crew.
Whether they need it or not, we'll be ready for 'em.
All right, stereo system's all set.
Quad speakers, the works.
Yes.
Thanks, Silver.
So are we going to get to meet any stars or what? Uh I don't think so.
Look, I'll level with you guys.
They're making a an art film, you know? No, not exactly.
What's an art film? Take a wild, wild wild guess.
I give up.
Don't disappoint me, Silver.
They're shooting a skin flick here? Not a skin flick.
Cinematic software for the adult entertainment industry.
- Oh, a porno.
- For real? They're gonna shoot it here? And Brandon okayed this? Well, I haven't exactly gotten around to telling him about that part yet.
He'll be fine.
Steve says they're going to be filming at the house till late, so I figure we should go have an early meal and then go over and watch.
What do you say? Thanks, but no thanks.
You're not working tonight.
Why don't you come over and hang? Didn't I just politely decline? Which word was unclear? We could be extras? Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt.
That's right, I forgot.
Miss Sophisticated has seen everything.
Except my house.
What's so special about your house, anyway? Nothing special about my house.
It's just a Spanish split- level in Beverly Hills, but you know, I just want you to be part of my life, is that so wrong? Look, I'm just a little embarrassed to tell you what I'm really doing tonight, that's all.
You know, I have a sister.
If this is a feminine hygiene problem, I can handle it.
I may even be able to help you out a little bit with it.
Hardly.
I'm fourth in a bridge game at my great-aunt's house in Toluca Lake, and I can't get out of it, okay? Family obligations.
Why didn't you just say so in the first place? Because it's so uncool.
Yeah, it's uncool, but it's kinda cute, too.
Don't worry, I won't tell anybody, I swear.
Thanks.
You're welcome.
See you tomorrow.
Okay.
Clare, where are we? Relax.
We're right where we should be.
Okay, I've got one.
No holds barred.
Best song to make out to.
Anything by Barry White.
Barry White?! He's, like, old.
He's, like, fat.
He's, like, cool.
Everybody in New York is listening to him.
That voice.
Oh, so you and Colin do it to Barry, huh? No.
Colin's so retro.
He likes to make out to Mozart.
What about you, Donna? You've been awfully quiet.
Well, maybe I just don't like to talk about sex as much as you guys do.
You know, that's all we've talked about since we left L.
A.
You even rated cartoon characters on which one was sexiest.
I still say Woody Woodpecker.
Have you been with him? You've been with everybody else.
And what's that supposed to mean? It's true, Val.
This has been quite a year for you.
I don't know if you have enough wall space in your bedroom for all the trophy heads, do you? You know what you guys? I'm sick of this.
You love to talk behind my back.
Why don't we just get things out in the open, huh? I'd be glad to.
You know what, Donna, come off it.
I mean, Clare goes out with David for a few months and you don't say a damn thing.
I kiss him one time and you sit in the back seat and sulk for the last half an hour.
Yeah, well, David's not the one I've been thinking about.
Come on, once and for all, what really happened between you and Ray? Okay, let's change the subject.
Favorite Russian novels Kel? Anyone? No, no, no no secrets here, Valerie.
All right.
I slept with him.
Twice.
Oh, my God.
I think I'm going to be sick.
You really are a slut, aren't you? Oh, please.
Don't act so surprised.
Like Clare didn't tell you months ago.
Clare, you knew about this, and you didn't tell me? If you knew something like that about my boyfriend, - would you have told me? - No, but you could have told me.
Well, I thought David told you, you know, David knew about this, too? Stop the car.
I'm gonna throw up.
I hope you're proud of yourself.
I just want to go home.
Come on, you'll be fine.
How can I be fine? Ray cheated on me and lied to me for months.
Well, I think maybe the weekend will do you good.
You know what, you don't even have to talk to Valerie.
Yeah, as an added bonus, none of us do.
I heard that.
Good.
What do you guys want me to do? Just run alongside the car? You know what, I think we'd all feel a lot better if a hole opened up beneath you and you just disappeared forever.
Very funny.
You guys, come on, let's go.
Yeah, before anything else happens.
Houston, we have a problem.
Well, that's one thing you can't blame on me.
Oh yes, we can.
You were sitting in the car.
What's the matter with it? You guys relax, all right? I just need to get under the hood.
Oh, that'll be a big help.
I took auto mechanics in summer school once.
Excuse me.
Maybe when I look at the engine, it'll come back to me.
Well? It's not coming back to me.
Can I be of assistance? Oh, yes, Sister, you can definitely help.
You're a godsend.
This room will be perfect for your party scene.
But of course.
Hey, you need any extras for tonight? What is your name? Me, I'm Steve.
Steve.
Sit.
Is this an audition? Yes.
Sit.
Like, like you really mean it.
Yes! This is marvelous! You are great actor, Steve! More, yes, more Fantastic! lvan, lvan, lvan, I want to show you something upstairs.
Yes, of course yes, yes.
He takes direction so well.
Yuck it up, all right? But what I hear from the location manager, before the revolution, this guy was the Scorsese of his country.
Dude, and you're the cornball of ours.
Now, what country is he from exactly, Steve? Is that pornographia? You're blowing it.
Oh, yeah.
This is an opportunity of a lifetime.
You could dine on this stuff for years.
And you could get VD from this for years.
Look, Steve, I'm sure Brandon's still at the Condor's office right now.
Why don't you just call him and tell him - what's going on.
- No, no, I don't want to call him.
I don't want to do it over the phone, all right? Relax! There's nothing to be ashamed about.
Many of lvan Frotz films play in art houses.
Uh, excuse me, sir.
Could you, uh, could you tell me what the title of this film is? Top/ess Pizza Party Three.
Ah, very artistic.
First team.
Actresses on set! Okay, see, I dare you guys to leave now.
Oh, no.
Yeah, you're gonna stick around.
- Excu I'm not in this.
- Oh, no, no, he's not qualified.
Very funny.
Hello.
Hi.
I've been trying to reach you for the last hour.
Well, I was catching a couple extra waves out at Surfrider.
Wish you could've been there.
Mm, my days of cutting class are over according to my father.
Well, I'm sure father knows best.
I had a talk with him last night about you and he wants to meet you.
Oh, well, the feeling is mutual.
Good, because he made reservations for us tonight at Egressia.
Can you make it? Of course.
Dylan, you're never going to believe this.
My dad said that he knew your father.
Small world, huh? Tiny.
Listen, can you pick me up.
The reservation's not till 7:30.
We'll meet him there.
I'll see you at 7:00.
Great.
Bye.
You girls aren't the first to run into car trouble on these roads.
But I'm sure there's a gas station nearby, right? No, it's a pretty solitary mountaintop.
That's why the convent was built here in the first place.
We were headed to Elysia Springs.
Is that anywhere near here? Miles.
You must have taken the wrong road at the base of the mountain.
- Back off.
- Don't worry.
We have guest quarters.
You'll stay the night, and in the morning Sister Agnes will fix your car.
She's an excellent mechanic.
Thank you, Sister Alice.
God bless you.
He already has.
Right this way.
I'll show you to your room.
I hope you'll be comfortable here.
We don't get many visitors.
Oh, I'm sure we will be.
Thank you, Sister Alice.
I'll be back with your bedding.
Boy, I sure am glad we took that shortcut, otherwise we'd be lounging by the hot springs right now.
Oh, big tragedy.
Kelly Taylor has to spend the night on spartan sheets.
I can rough it with the best of them.
That's just not how this weekend was billed.
Oh, okay, I'll make sure there isn't a little pea under your mattress, all right? You know, something about this place doesn't it make you want to sing "Do Re Mi" and dance on the hilltops? Too bad Ray isn't here with his guitar.
Oh, you had to mention his name, didn't you? Well, at least it got you talking to me.
Come on, how long are you three saints going to beat this dead horse? Forgive me, for I have sinned, okay? Yeah, you have.
Well, excuse me, Miss Holier-than-thou.
Didn't I hear about a little summer sublet with Dylan when Brenda was across the pond? You don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, one other thing, friends.
Our silent time begins at the bell's final toll.
Silent time? Oh, yes.
From sunset to sunrise, no more talking from anyone.
Good.
See you at dinner.
Is this for real? It's one way to shut you up.
Shh! Remember God is listening.
Ah, baby.
- Ah, baby - Cut! Exquisite! Ray, Ray.
You really ought to check out some of this moviemaking.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
No, that's cool, man.
I think one peek was enough for me.
Yeah, right, yeah, right.
If you wanted to leave, you could have gone with David.
Hey, kids.
So this is Hollywood, huh? Bran, I was beginning to think you weren't gonna make it.
No, no, no, no.
I just got held up rewriting my column.
Did they start filming yet? Bang, bang, boing.
So to speak.
Steve, my good friend I'm about to make your dreams come true.
- What can I do for you? - One of my actors, he called in sick.
I want you or one of your friends to portray the small but pivotal role of the pizza deliveryman.
Work it out among yourselves.
Be my guest, man.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a second, don't I get a shot at this? Bran, there's something you should know before you volunteer.
Thank you.
Steve? What? What the hell is going on here? Is this a porno movie? It's not a porno.
It's adult entertainment and it's been very entertaining, I might add.
Right, Ray? I had nothing to do with this.
Sanders, have you been exercising in a freshly painted room? Well, I did a few pull-ups upstairs, but that's it.
- Come on, Bran.
- Is this legal? Of course.
It's just harmless fun.
It is not harmless, Steve.
It's pornography.
It's sleazy, it's degrading, it's wrong.
It's got to stop right now.
What are you talking about? You signed the contract, remember? We got paid.
Just relax and enjoy the eye candy.
Ooh, you're cute.
Am I working with you today? I can't believe I almost invited Susan here.
Excuse me.
Yoo-hoo! What do I do? Answer it.
Hello? - Kelly.
- Colin.
Hold on.
Um, go find Clare.
I'll meet you at dinner.
I can't really talk right now.
Did you lose your voice or something? No, I'm in a convent.
I took a vow of silence.
What? I'll explain later.
I have to go.
Yeah, me, too.
You okay? Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
Listen, I'm on my way out to dinner with my art dealer.
I just wanted to call you and tell you I missed you.
Me, too.
- I'll see you when I get back.
- Okay.
Bye.
Who was that? An art groupie? A good friend.
Well, roam all you want, my darling, but just remember, no one's as good to you as me.
This vow of silence is killing me.
Ah, what a relief to see some different faces around here for a change.
And such nice girls.
What are you grinning at, Sister? She can't even look me in the eye.
Check her out, Sisters.
You're dining with the Devil's handmaiden.
They all seem to be such good friends.
Potatoes, please.
I wonder what Ms.
Shortcut wants now.
Pass the damn potatoes.
I mean, darn potatoes.
I hope they go right to your thighs.
I wonder if any of them are virgins.
Are any young girls virgins anymore? What is she so pissed off for? I did her a favor, sleeping with Ray.
She's too good for him.
I always thought there was something going on between her and Ray.
I guess I never wanted to admit it.
I never wanted to admit a lot of things about Ray.
At least you don't have any man problems.
Maybe I should have checked into a place like this a long time ago.
Glasses.
Thank you.
I can't believe you're actually gonna go through with this.
Why not? No one's gonna recognize me.
He's definitely not thinking with his head right now.
- No, he's not.
- You know, nine out of ten red-blooded American men would gladly swap places with me right now.
Places! Show time.
- Go get 'em, big guy.
- There you go.
Ooh, aah, eeh Here.
Care-Careful.
They really are hot.
The chicks or the pizza? Smell that pepperoni.
Mmm.
Steve this is your moment.
Do you know your line? Yes.
Um Did anyone order pizza? - Beautiful.
- Yeah? Now, let nature take its course.
Yes? Yes.
Let's go.
On the bell.
I like that guy.
Okay! Scene ten, take one, marker.
Quiet! Action! Anyone order a pizza? No, but since you're here, why don't you come on in? Okay.
The kid's a natural.
Look at him go.
Why don't you have a seat right there? - Hi.
I'll put this Careful, I bruise easy.
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo, I'm very ticklish.
That's got to hurt.
That looks really painful.
Stop! Stop Cut! Oh! That was exquisite! Now let's move in for coverage.
Or, uh, un-coverage.
You want me to do this again? - But of course.
- Brandon Walsh! You have a visitor.
- Hi.
Hi.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Hi.
Hi.
My bridge game was canceled, - so - Mm-hmm.
Ready for my close-up? No.
No.
'Cause, uh, 'cause we're leaving.
What are you talking about? I just got here.
- I want to take a look! - No, Susan, Susan, we're leaving.
- What - Susan, we're leaving.
It's very powerful.
Susan, come on, let's go.
Let's go, let's go.
Oh, no, no, not in there.
Susan, don't look in there.
Ah They're all naked.
This isn't what it looks like.
Yeah, right.
This isn't what it looks like.
You're shooting a porn movie in your house! No, no, no, no.
they're shooting the porn movie.
I was just I can explain this.
Oh, don't bother explaining.
I mean, now it all makes sense, why you were twisting my arm to get me to come over here.
Ugh! Quiet on the set! Places, please.
If this is your world, Walsh, I don't want any part of it.
Susan, come on, you're being totally ridiculous here.
Pretty girl.
Get her back.
We put nurse's cap on her.
You know what? Why don't you pack up all your little toys here, lvan, and why don't you get out of my house? Bran, Bran, the contract, the money, you can't just you can't I can.
Sue me.
He, too, is very talented.
- Enjoy your meal.
- Thank you.
I'm surprised my father's not here yet.
He's usually never late.
I'll try not to take it personally.
He's not that intimidating.
And if he gets out of line, I can handle him.
I'm counting on it.
But I'm sure he'll be on his best behavior.
I know that despite their differences, he thought a lot of your father.
He told you that? Yeah, he did.
Did he also tell you that my father was murdered? No.
Dylan, I'm sorry.
Why didn't you ever say anything? Well, it's kind of a conversation stopper.
Excuse me, your father just called.
- He asked that you start without him.
- Thank you.
Well, this isn't like him.
All right! Explain yourself quickly, then go home.
Can I come in? Not without delousing.
Pornography is something I find particularly revolting.
Susan, I was as surprised as you were about what was going on.
My roommate has the occasional lapse in good judgment.
Well, if it is true that we are known by the company that we keep, then what does it say about you that you are living with some kind of pervert? Not to mention, one that is so clueless he cheated on a placement test.
How do you know about that? - That's confidential.
- Please.
The story is legendary among the math faculty.
Steve's a bonehead.
No, Steve's actions were bonehead.
But 20 years down the road, Steve's still gonna be my best friend.
I can't say the same for the next 20 seconds with you.
Wait a minute.
You swear you didn't know anything about this? No.
I'm saying I didn't know what it was until I got there tonight.
And maybe I should have stopped it sooner, but I didn't.
Come in.
Who am I to blame Valerie for sleeping around? Let she who has not sinned cast the first stone.
I've sinned as much as anybody.
I slept with my best friend's boyfriend.
I slept with my boyfriend's best friend.
I hope at least God can forgive me.
Listen, God, if you're up there, I don't ask for a lot.
I just need friends, like everybody else.
And I always seem to screw 'em up.
Maybe you could help me out.
And while you're at it, could you look out for Donna? Your sweetest lamb hasn't figured out, when her boyfriend throws her down the stairs, it doesn't mean "I love you.
" Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep.
If I should die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take.
God bless my family and friends, even Valerie, the witch! Amen.
Uh listen, God, I just want to know one thing.
When Sartre wrote No Exit, was he thinking of this place? Mmm.
I never got what the attraction of pornography was, anyway.
Some people think it's erotic.
If you knew how many convicted rapists are regular porn watchers, you may not be such a fan, either.
I can't believe I'm hearing a censorship argument from a newspaper woman.
I wouldn't ban it.
But I wouldn't invite it into my living room, either.
Ah.
I'm never gonna live this one down, am I? No.
Didn't think so.
So, what do you find erotic? Well the massage was a good start.
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
What else? Hot baths candles You know, romance.
- Romance is good.
- Mm-hmm.
Except you'd probably want to videotape it.
Never on the first date.
I'm glad you stayed.
So am I.
I could run a bath.
I could light some candles.
I think we're on the same page.
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
No more coffee for me, thanks.
Could we have the check, please? It's on my father.
It's the least he can do.
Antonia, your father's on the phone.
He'd like to speak to you.
Thank you, Gerard.
Excuse me while I go scold him.
This was supposed to be an evening with my two favorite men.
I'll be right back.
This seat taken? You're late.
You didn't really think I'd have dinner with the son of Jack McKay, now, did you? Come on.
I thought you two were supposed to be such great friends.
Let's make this as brief as possible.
What is it you want? Money? No.
No, I want you to give yourself up.
Or die.
It's your choice.
You know, I thought after my friend Tom E.
Rose showed you the sights of Palm Springs that, well, you knew what you had coming.
That's when I was afraid of dying an unnatural death.
Mm.
And now you're not? And now I'm not.
Because I have a safe-deposit box, and in that box is enough information to nail you.
So if anything anything happens to me, it's the gift that keeps on giving.
Stay away from my daughter.
Or what? Or I'll have Ronnie here just aim a little lower and wound you.
Gentlemen, please, I mean, coarse behavior like this? I am shocked.
However, my opinion of you is sufficiently low enough that I, too, came prepared.
You wouldn't do anything that stupid.
Neither would you.
So I'm gonna put my gun away.
I'm gonna say good night and then I'm gonna take Toni home.
Actually, Antonia is already on her way home.
Yeah, well, that's too bad, because we were just getting to the part where I tell her how you killed my father.
Get him out of here.
No problem.
Just ask politely, and I'll leave.
I'll leave but I won't go away.
I'm never going away until you're put away.
Good morning, Donna.
Oh, can we speak? The silence ended at daybreak.
I kind of got used to the quiet.
I even liked it.
It's a nice respite from the noise and confusion of everyday life.
You know, I-I had a dream last night.
I dreamt that I left my confusing life behind and took the oath of the church.
I have the opposite dream sometimes.
I like it here.
It's so simple and safe.
I know if I lived your life, I wouldn't have so much heartache.
A boy? Yep, it's a recurring theme.
I meet 'em, I love 'em, they let me down.
I notice how respectful you are, Donna.
The church must mean a lot to you.
It does.
How'd you know you wanted to be a nun? I had a calling.
Do you think my dream was a calling? If you had to ask, it wasn't.
But you certainly don't have to join an order to maintain your faith.
Well, mine's been tested lately.
It always will be.
You have to remember what an imperfect world we live in.
With imperfect people.
Which makes forgiveness an important virtue.
You know, Sister Alice, you're good at this.
That's why they pay me the big bucks.
I don't believe it.
What? You passed the test.
Well, I mean, last night was pretty good.
Oh, yeah, it was.
But that's not what I mean.
You made my bed.
That was my test.
No one's ever passed before.
Oh.
Oh.
Hey, hey, hey, wait a minute.
I just made this bed.
Guess you'll have to make it again.
Mm.
Oh, okay.
I can't believe it was just a broken water hose.
Whatever.
It's fixed.
Now we just have to find Donna.
Good morning, sisters.
So, I guess we're talking now, huh? Silent time is over.
But are we talking to me? Well, I'd like to make an official peace offering.
I've thought about it, and what's done, is done.
I think we should put it behind us.
All of us.
If that's how you want it.
Come on.
Let's go say bye to everybody.
Uh, Donna, listen, um, I don't know what you plan to say to Ray, but before you kiss and make up, make sure he's worth it.
Are you talking about Palm Springs? Yeah, and I can't forget what I saw Ray do to you and you shouldn't either.
I didn't know if I'd ever see you again.
Well, maybe after today you won't.
My father told me some very upsetting things about you, Dylan.
Yeah? Like what? Like you used me.
Like you have some sort of vendetta.
I can't lie to you.
It started that way.
It did but that was before I saw you.
My father is a good man.
And if you knew him I know that he had my father blown to little pieces.
He said that you were gonna try to turn me against him.
Toni, ask him.
Ask anybody who knew what was gonna happen when my Dad turned state's evidence against him.
You're wrong.
My father could never do anything like that.
Then I guess there's nothing left to say.
What were you thinking? You're mounting a big show in one week.
How do you have time to paint a silly mural for a nightclub? Claudia, back off.
I'm ready for the show.
I'm on top of it.
I don't like it.
And you sold yourself way too cheap.
How many times have I told you, artists don't negotiate their own deals? And they should never negotiate with old friends.
Kelly Hi, I'm Kelly Taylor.
You must be Colin's art dealer.
Claudia Van Eyck.
What are you doing home so soon? You weren't due back till tomorrow.
It's a long story.
Well, you can tell him all about it.
I'm on my way out.
I'll see you at dinner.
Nice to meet you, Kelly.
You, too.
Boy, am I glad to see you.
Hmm prove it.
It's true, isn't it, Ray? Isn't it?! Okay.
Okay, it's true.
I slept with her once and never again.
And I knew it was a mistake.
You are such a liar.
Valerie told me all the details it was twice! That bitch.
Yeah, well, that bitch is my friend.
And it's over.
Don't do this, Donna, please! I'm begging you, do not do this.
Or what?! What are you gonna do? What're you gonna throw me up against the wall like in Portland? Are you gonna push me down the stairs like in Palm Springs? Or do you only hit me when we're out of town? I love you, Donna.
Please, you gotta believe me, please.
Forgive me.
You know I have a lot of forgiveness in my heart.
I can even forgive Valerie, but not you.
Not for this! You're gonna regret this.
What I regret is I didn't do this a long time ago.