Camp Wannakiki (2018) s06e06 Episode Script

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[upbeat jaunty music]
[scoffs]
Oh my
[jaunty music continues]
- Hey, Cherry. What's new?
- Oh, I'm so confused.
- I said, what's new?
What are you looking for?
- Our birth certificate.
- Oh, good luck with that.
I burned those years ago
with our last pair
of bell bottoms.
- Well, I don't know then
Betty, I just don't know.
- You'll have to
be more specific.
There are too many options.
[phone rings]
Well, listen
Camp Wannakiki, when we say
bottoms up, we really mean it.
You're on speaker phone
with Cherry and Betty.
- Hello Sugarbakers,
this is Kim Chi here.
[crowd cheers]
And I just say
congratulations for your 50th.
To be fair, I'm surprised
you've lasted this long,
but there's no accounting
for good taste nowadays.
[laughter]
Well, anyways,
here's to 50 more!
Mwah!
- See?
- That is odd. 50?
- I don't even
remember turning 49.
- Well, that wouldn't
be surprising.
- And that's not all, Betty.
Look at all these
voicemail messages.
- Hi, it's me, Mrs. Kasha Davis.
And I just wanna wish
you, the Sugarbakers
A big 5-0.
5-0! [laughs]
Oh my gosh. Who?
Who, exactly who
Would've ever thought you
would've made it this far?
- No one.
- Oh, how about that?
The washer just
buzzed and it's done.
So I, I gotta go
Well, I gotta go handle a load.
- Betty, what's going on here?
- I have no idea.
- Hello Sugarbakers, it's
the original Queen of Camp,
Alexis P Bevels.
The P today stands for,
pardon me, 50 years old?
Wow!
God, I thought your 50th
was years ago, just based on
how you style yourselves.
But this is incredi-
What does that say?
Oh, 50 episodes.
Got it. 50 episodes.
Well, congratulations on 50
episodes of Camp Wannakiki
and here's to 50 more.
Cheers!
Where was my drink?
- Betty, are we 50?
- No, no, no. That
can't be, can it?
- Well, whatever we
are, you're older.
- And wiser.
What's this?
"Dear Betty and Cherry,
congratulations on
the 50th episode
of Camp Wannakiki.
Keep amping up the
camp for 50 more.
Much love from the Tri-County
Public Access Channel"?
- 50th what?
- Episode! It says episode.
- Like on TV?
Are we on a reality TV show?
[both gasp]
[both gasp]
- What the- How'd
that get there?
[both gasp]
- Oh my. That's close!
- Oh now this is
getting ridiculous.
- Oh my. It looks like we're
being filmed from all over!
- All over?
- Looks like it.
- Oh, but Betty, I'm in this
office alone by myself a lot
with my private thoughts.
Please don't tell me that
[both gasp]
- Yep! All over.
[jaunty music]
[rousing music]
Camp it up at
Camp Wannakiki
[birds chirping]
[upbeat band music]
- [Announcer] Welcome
to "Nifty 50 Trivia".
You didn't think
we'd make it this far
and frankly, neither did we!
Now here's your host
Camp counselor, Ruthie!
[crowd cheers and applauds]
No, she's not 50, she's
much, much older than that.
[audience laughs]
This stuff just writes itself.
- Why do I put up
with this crap?
[jaunty music]
My name's Nutella Fitzgerald
and I'm here to bust a few nuts.
[whistling in song]
- It's me, Lulu Krystals,
and I'm the sharpest light
bulb in this toolbox.
[jaunty music continues]
- Howdy, I'm Rip Em and
I put the uh, in Canada!
- I am Patty Bourree,
and I'm an unemployed
sexual deviant
from Boston, Massachusetts.
Hi mom!
- I'm Stevie Phoenix and I'm
Really pretty.
- [Announcer] Campers!
Today we celebrate the 50th
episode of Camp Wannakiki!
[campers cheer]
As such, we'll play a
game of "Nifty 50 Trivia"!
[players exclaim]
It's the game that puts your
Wannakiki wisdom to the test.
If you have truly studied
the last 49 episodes
of Camp Wannakiki, good for you!
And also, get a life!
Let's read our first question:
Campers, who was the first
camper to ever take a hike?
Write your answers
on your chalkboards.
[upbeat music]
Here we go.
Nutella?
- Martha?
- We've never
had a camper named Martha.
[buzzer]
- No. No!
I'm not too knowledgeable
about a lot of things,
but what I am
knowledgeable about is
Well, what am I
knowledgeable about?
- All right, Lulu?
- Opal Essence?
- Incorrect.
[buzzer]
Rip Em?
- I said "I don't know," but
that's really sad for them.
- Oh, it is sad for them
and you get zero points.
[buzzer]
So it's extra sad for you.
- Me too.
- Patty?
- I believe it was
Anita Somebetterdrag?
[buzzer]
Oh, because she
Anita? Yeah, okay.
- Great drag name, wrong answer.
Stevie?
- I said C'est Kevie
because they are the only camper
that I can remember
from Season 1 right now.
[buzzer]
- The correct answer
is Sylvia Nyxx.
- [Campers] Oh!
- Dang it.
Question number two.
Let's see if we do better
with this one, campers.
Which Sugarbaker twin
has a beauty mark?
- Oh
- Let's start with Stevie.
- Apple Brown Betty.
[ding]
- Betty is correct!
It is Betty
because Cherry is pretty enough.
Who wrote these questions?
[campers laugh]
Patty, what did you say?
- I said Cherry,
but like, as a joke.
[buzzer]
Alright, Rip.
- Well, at first I did write
Betty and then I erased it
because I was
cheating off of Patty.
So I wrote Cherry.
[buzzer]
[laughter]
- Cheating gets you zero points.
- Honestly, my brain's
pretty deep fried,
so I'm crossing my fingers that
I'll be around for this one.
- Alright, Lulu Betty or
Cherry, who did you choose?
- I also said Cherry Pi because
I could draw a cherry pie.
[buzzer]
- Oh, because the beauty mark
was too hard to draw, I guess.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
Again, the correct
answer is Betty.
Nutella, who did you say?
- Betty!
[ding]
- Correct.
That is a point for Nutella
and a point for Stevie.
- Yum.
- Good guess.
- Let's get ready for
our next question.
How many times have
two campers gone hiking
in the same episode?
Ooh, Nutella is flashing through
those episodes in her brain.
[Nutella laughs]
- I can think of one.
- Too soon.
- Nutella?
- Three.
- Three is correct.
[ding]
[Nutella cheers]
- [Ruthie] Season two,
Mirror Mirror badge.
Season four, LOL Badge.
And of course last night.
Miss Lulu?
- I said two
[buzzer]
because I forgot
about last night
because I forget where
I am a lot of the time.
- Rip Em, what did you think?
- I said in this case it's
usually a lucky number,
but it's not right
now, it's three.
[ding]
- Three is correct.
- Another fierce point for me.
[ding]
- [Ruthie] Another
point for Patty.
Stevie, are we gonna be adding
a point for you as well?
- No.
[laughter]
I said two because I
forgot about Mirror Mirror,
which is really ironic.
[buzzer]
- Two, sorry. No
points on this round.
But maybe you'll do better
with this next question.
Campers, who was the first
camper to win immunity
for their performance in
a daily camp activity?
Y'all writing a novel?
- Yes.
- Duh.
- Nutella, we're
gonna start with you.
- Oh God, it's just
such a hard one, mother.
My mother Rita.
- It was not Rita.
[buzzer]
Sorry.
Lulu, can you guess correctly?
- [chuckles] No, I wrote
Rita also, her mother.
[buzzer]
- [Ruthie] Rip Em.
- I wrote, I don't know
but I'm so proud of them!
- Aw!
[buzzer]
Always a campy can-do attitude.
We love it. Patty?
- Nutella has been
spreading lies around camp
because I also said
Nepo Mama, Rita Tarot.
[laughter]
[buzzer]
The witch of Season 5!
- Rita's a popular answer,
but the wrong answer.
Stevie?
- I also went the Nepo route
by saying Clinica Deprecious.
- [Ruthie] Oh that is wrong.
[buzzer]
- I know.
- The correct answer is
Qween Farrazz.
[indistinct chatter
among players]
She won the water
jousting tournament.
Rita was the first to
win the Immunity Badge,
not necessarily
immunity overall.
- Details.
- Details.
- [Nutella] Still gonna
make you proud, mom.
[rural upbeat music]
- Well let's see how we do
with this next question.
All right?
Which camper had a
cow named after them?
- [Lulu] I know this one.
- Nutella looks pensive and
disgusted at the same time.
Nutella, what have you got?
- Deja?
- Deja is correct!
[ding]
- Yeah!
- Deja Cow was the
name of the cow.
Lulu, did you have Deja?
- I sure did. Deja. Deja cow.
But also Clinicowwas
in that episode.
So, bonus points. [chuckles]
[ding]
- You get one point,
not a bonus point
'cause Deja is correct.
- I'll take it.
- Rip Em,
can you keep up the
good vibes here?
- I guess I really had my
they/them sibling in my head
because I did say Clinica
and Clinicow as well.
[buzzer]
- [Ruthie] Patty?
- No offense, but
I said Hilary Yaas.
- No. Why would we
be offended by that?
- Oh, 'cause she
looks like a cow.
- Oh, for God's sake.
[buzzer]
- [Lulu] Well, that's
Patty. [chuckles]
Patty's a bitch. Pass it on.
- Patty, we're gonna give
you half a point for that.
- Thank you.
- No, I'm joking.
[laughter]
We're not. We're not.
Stevie, did you have Deja?
- I went with the
skinny legend
Deja D. Dellataro.
- Deja!
- [Stevie] Okay.
- [Ruthie] All right, campers
How many states have
been represented
by campers on Camp Wannakiki?
I can see the
wheels turning here.
There's some
calculating going on.
Lulu seems particularly lost.
Stevie, what did you have?
- 18?
- 18 states.
That is incorrect.
[buzzer]
- I also said 18.
- Wow.
- Cheaters.
- Somebody's copying
over there.
Incorrectly 'cause
that is wrong. Rip?
- I drew a Canadian maple leaf
that also sort of
looks like a pot leaf.
Could be either one.
And I wrote "Prob 20?"
'Cause I don't really know.
- The correct answer is 20.
[ding]
- Shut up!
[campers exclaim]
- Oh, Canada!
- We would also accept 22 due
to the two Canadian provinces.
Lulu, what you got?
- Seven.
[buzzer]
- Seven is wrong. Nutella?
- I said 11.
- 11.
- Like the other half
of the gas station.
[buzzer]
- [Ruthie] Sorry but
good job, Rip Em.
All right, here we go,
Campers. Are you ready?
Camp Wannakiki has
had a lot of friends
in the first 49 episodes.
How many special guests have
either appeared on the show
or as a call-in?
Stevie?
- Oh, I kind of wanted to
change this last minute.
So I hope going with my gut
is correct. I said five.
- Mm. Okay.
Patty?
- I think Camp Wannakiki
has 18 friends.
- We'll see. Rip?
- This worked really
well for me last time.
So I'm gonna say, probably 20.
- [Ruthie] Probably 20. Lulu?
- I also said 18
followers. I mean friends.
- You mean special guests.
- Special guests.
- Okay. And Nutella?
- I said 15.
- And the correct answer is
[psychedelic music]
[buzzer]
That was our final question.
- I think I did the
best to be honest.
It wasn't exactly what I
thought it was gonna be,
but I'm thankful they
gave us flavored chalk.
- I'll check with the
producers on who the winner is.
Oh. Oh
I'm being told, Nutella,
you're the winner
of the "Nifty 50 Trivia" game!
- [laughs] Yeah!
Suck it, losers!
- Congratulations
Nutella. Way to go!
As a winner of the "Nifty
50 Trivia" game, you get
to select your prize.
Now you can either choose
whatever is inside this envelope
or you can pick what's
hidden behind the hedge.
- Oh no, I've seen this
before. I'll take the envelope.
- She's gonna go with
the envelope, everyone!
And the envelope is
empty. Oh, sorry.
Let's see what you
could have won.
Come on out!
It was a weekend to
France with Ranger Danger.
[photo snaps]
Sorry, sugar. Better
luck next time.
- I got a souvenir
anyway. [laughs]
[snaps photo]
Oh, my goodness.
- Well that concludes our
"Nifty 50 Trivia" game.
We'll see you at tonight's
talent showbye!
- Camp Wannakiki
is like so crazy.
Who is that lady asking
us all those questions?
[upbeat music]
[bold bugle tune]
- Good evening and welcome to
"The 50th Camp
Waikiki Talent Show."
Oh my heaven's, 50 episodes?
No wonder I'm so tired.
Anyway, earlier today our
campers tested their knowledge
of the past 50 episodes.
And tonight on the talent show
stage, it's Camper's Choice.
They'll be presenting
a look based on any
of the previous
talent show themes.
Like these little dresses,
they're made out of the scraps
from our Season 4 finale gowns.
Like we always say, "Never
throw anything away."
- Yep. And that's how
we almost ended up
on the series "Hoarders."
Now can we get on with the
show before the 100th episode?
[bell rattles]
[upbeat music]
- I'm just popping in
for a quick little visit
from the planet Tranada.
The planet where everyone
is gender non-conforming.
My trip advisor told
me that earthlings
are super accepting creatures
and love embracing new things.
So this sounded like
a great place to land,
but I'm starting to believe
that that was a scam.
You should have seen what
happened when I tried
to use a public washroom.
It's almost as though these
humans see something that's out
of the norm and want to
cast judgment and hate,
rather than trying to
embrace the unknown
and grow with the
ever-changing universe!
Oh well, couldn't be me!
- Oh hi, I'm here for
your anal probing.
[upbeat music]
- Knock, knock. Got wood?
Don't you worry
This little wooden puppet
can help you out with that.
No strings attached.
Whittled by an old man
brought to life by a fairy,
turned into ass and
swallowed by a whale,
this marionette is
ready for any adventure.
It's me Pinocchi-Hoe.
And you wouldn't believe
what grows when I tell a lie?
Wink.
- [Betty] That's a naughty pine.
- [Ruthie] She brings a new
meaning to morning wood.
- Pride Season is
once again upon us.
The time of year for corporate
bingo, endless parades
and finding out what happens
to grease paint in a
humid 95 degree heat.
But remember, after
you've made your TikToks
promoting pride-themed
hard seltzers
and whatnot, that the
first pride was an orgy.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
And although nobody
died and said orgy.
We still pay homage to
its horny resistance
by proudly stating that
kink belongs at pride.
Oopsie, did I just
start Discourse?
- [Cherry] There goes our
community standards rating.
- [Betty] Talk about
a rainbow connection.
- During my time
in the Oval Office,
I oversaw the largest
economic expansion
in American history.
I ushered in over
22 million new jobs,
saw the lowest
unemployment in 30 years
and doubled
education investment.
But all anyone can remember
is that damn blue dress.
[in Bill Clinton's voice] I
did not have sexual relations
with that woman, but I would
love to have saxual relations
with you right now.
[plays sax]
- [Betty] Inhale to the chief.
- [Judges] When you
hear that horn
- Cocka doodle doo, don't
leave the farm too soon
because I'm grazing it
back to the end of Season 4
for the iconic
Utterly Fab Badge.
Growing up in the middle of a
cornfield made go into school
dances feel like
quite the farm frenzy
and being the only black
kid in school garnered
more attention than
if pigs began to fly.
But what's more fabulous
than a pig with wings?
A chocolate cow!
So mooove over losers
'cause this heifer
is the queen of the
barn yard social.
I'll get the party started
with the booze I
smuggled in my supple
yet fashionable utters.
Whether you like a chocky
milk shaken or stirred,
you better suckle
up and get a taste
because you can
never keep a hoe down
or away from an
udderly fab crown.
- [Ruthie] That's one
high class heifer.
- [Betty] Is that
chocolate milk, 2%?
[sensual music]
- Hello ladies, congratulations
on your 50th episode.
- Aw, that's sweet.
- Thanks Ranger Danger.
- You can set that
backstage for later.
- You got it ladies.
- Can't wait to blow
out those candles.
[upbeat music]
- [Cherry] Well, hello campers!
- Hello.
- Happy 50th!
[campers cheer and applaud]
Well this talent
show was such a treat
and super difficult
for us because everyone
is so different.
- And they're each doing
their interpretation
of a different
previous badge from one
of our previous seasons
of Camp Wannakiki.
So it's very
interesting to see this
because if anyone
were to look at it,
be like, "What the
hell's the theme?"
[laughter]
And the answer is yes.
- This is just my
normal Saturday.
- I mean, but as you know,
there are five of you, but
only four Nifty 50 Badges.
So at the end of tonight, one
of you will be taking a hike,
but we did want to
chat with each of you.
So we'll start with Stevie
right here in the front.
Hi, Mr. President, how are you?
- I chose Mirror Mirror.
I knew that I wanted to be able
to like showcase some
musical abilities for y'all.
And a saxophone is one of
my most portable instruments
that I have.
So I was thinking of like,
famous saxophone players
that I knew of.
And then I just
thought, "Oh my God,
Bill Clinton played
the saxophone."
So that's kind of what
I built the look off of.
- So is this the first time
you've done Bill Clinton
was for this show?
- Yes.
- Or is this something
you've done before?
- No.
This was the first time.
- I think your makeup is cool.
- Oh good.
- It was nice to to see
it. And I do like the wig.
- Itza Pola.
- It is.
- I think the
saxophone saved you.
I'm just gonna be honest.
- You could have pushed a
lot more with Bill Clinton.
The sign with Monica
Lewinski's great.
But I know you can do a reveal
and the next time you do this
number you need to open up
that jacket and you are
wearing that blue dress.
- I honestly thought
- [Betty] Then you
would, it would be a wow.
- Yes. I definitely
thought about
incorporating the blue dress.
Unfortunately, like some
things got sacrificed just
because of time and
unfortunately that
was one of them.
- The Itza Pola wig is
fabulous, of course.
- Thank you,
- We love an Itza Pola wig.
- Yes.
- Nutella Fitzgerald.
- Hello, hello.
- Oh, this brown cow is stunning
and I love the
little udder purse.
It's udderly fab, you could say.
- I immediately went to a
silhouette that I had in my head
and I had a dream
that I was like,
"Wow, you know what would
be cool? A chocolate cow."
And, and then my crazy mind
just thought, you know,
I was like "Wow, this would
be great for Utterly Fab."
At first I was like,
"Where do I put udders?"
And I said, "Oh, she's
coming to a barnyard social,
she's gotta have a purse."
Of course she has a purse!
- I feel a little bit like
we've seen this character
before with the tightrope
walker getting high off
of the glue and now we're
seeing the cow getting
drunk at the party.
We didn't really see the dog
playing poker getting drunk,
but there was a
cocktail in there.
So I was a little bit like,
"Oh, we're seeing kind
of the same drunky
character again."
Which I still laughed out loud.
[laughter]
- I personally think
of the costumes,
this is visually
from head to toe,
one of my favorites today.
The look itself is is very nice.
- Thank you.
- Patty.
- Hello.
- I want to hear about
your look from you,
but I also want to know, was
this something that was really
outside your comfort zone
and did you do this on
purpose to push yourself?
- Yeah, so I was inspired
to do this look obviously
by the Pride Badge episode.
It's one of my favorite
Camp Wannakiki episodes
because I love the puppet
show, daily activity,
Coleslaw's really funny
and the daily activity.
And I love Clinica's
non-binary burster look,
which I believe won that day.
And I think that we have
to be really careful
as Drag is able to be in
more mainstream spaces
to continue pushing
to show the aspects
of the queer community
that are still taboo.
It's a little out
of my comfort zone,
however, I did want to show you
that it's not always like a
buttoned up seventies lady.
Like, you know, I change on
stage and my wigs come off
and I can get sloppy.
So this is definitely a part
of who I am as a drag artist.
- I appreciated the
performance of it.
For me personally,
the initial outfit
that came out was just
a little disheveled.
I was confused by
the voiceover though.
But do you want to
explain what the discourse
that you started?
- It was a joke on the
first pride was a protest
and I'm saying that the
first pride was an orgy
as in like, we should return
to those origins of pride.
There are people who believe
that all pride events
should be family-friendly
and that should
really be the focus.
And there are a lot of
people who feel like
that really cuts
off their full self.
And I really side on that
side of the spectrum, which is
that kink absolutely
belongs at Pride events.
- It might have been funny
if it's like, you know,
they say the first
pride was a riot,
but what if it was an orgy?
Then we would've
got the reference.
- Glad it landed
so well. [chuckles]
- Let's talk to Lulu,
our little Pinocchi-Hoe.
- Hi!
I had this costume already
and I wanted to bring
to the talent show stage a
genuine Lulu Krystals outfit
concept performance, which is
connecting with my audience
and put a smile on their face.
You know, nostalgia
is a big thing for me.
I love being nostalgic
because everyone knows
who Pinocchio is, right?
And not only that, but then
I was like, "Okay, well
how do I throw a
little Lulu in there?"
Make her a ho.
[laughter]
So that's where Pinocchi-Hoe
comes into play.
And of course I took
all my clothes off.
- I really like
this look, actually.
Is the body suit, is that
something that you purchased?
- My biological aunt
made the body suit
and then one of my friends
custom airbrushed it.
- The fact that it was
airbrushed is really
nice and stoned.
I enjoyed the performance a lot.
My only critique would be, we
wanna see the gag, you know?
If the thing's growing,
it's kind of want
to see the thing grow
and I mean, you see
Pinocchio's nose growing
but it would've been
nice to see something.
Nope, nope.
[laughter]
Alright, let's talk to our
little alien over here,
Out of this world.
Tell us about this.
- With my drag, I really
like to take things
that are sometimes
a bit more serious
and put a fun twist on them
because I do think that
laughter is medicine
and I think it can help a lot
when things are really scary,
the first thing that it
represents is myself sort
of feeling like an alien.
I wanted to kind of
play off the fact that,
I do feel like a little weirdo
in a lot of the spaces I go
and the way to sort
of combat that is
to find my other aliens
that I relate to.
And the other thing that
it represents is a lot
of the anti-trans legislature
that's going on in the
United States and in Canada.
I really wanted to touch
on that in a way that
didn't feel too heavy
because it is something
that weighs very, very
heavy on my heart.
- Yeah, I enjoyed
the performance.
I thought it was
out of this world.
There were some technical
glitches with the head,
head thing falling off.
- You do look like
a cute little alien.
I'm glad to see that you
fixed the head piece.
- I did. I did.
- It stayed up now.
- I was very disappointed
about that, I will say.
But I know, you
know, things happen.
- Your makeup is great and
I wish you would've extended
that makeup up to your hairline
because then when the headpiece
fell back you wouldn't have
seen the, your forehead.
Also I'm surprised you
didn't just extend the makeup
down your neck.
Especially because where
we are at this stage
in the competition.
- Yes.
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
- Well, you have
given us some things
to consider while we deliberate.
Why don't y'all wait
backstage in the rec room.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- I think that was
probably the harshest
critique we've all gotten.
Would anyone else
agree with that?
- I hate getting critiqued.
I always do 'cause I'm
always uncomfortable,
but at the same time
I'm always like, "Okay,
well at least you're telling
me what I need to work on"
because then I can like,
I can obviously take it
with a grain of salt.
- You take the critique
and then you kind of
sift it out, right?
Like what were
they really saying?
You have to take the
emotion out of it
and listen to the
critique itself.
- I think I'm definitely
in the bottom,
which I knew was a possibility.
I didn't think that
the voiceover landed.
- I don't know honestly,
Patty, I I just,
I don't think they're gonna
put you in the bottom.
I don't.
I think it's still gonna
be Stevie and Rip Em.
- I do think that
I'm in the bottom.
I think that Stevie
isn't in the bottom
because of the way
that they worded some
of Stevie's critiques,
which was like,
"The saxophone saved you."
- I didn't necessarily
read it that way.
I thought they
meant the saxophone
saved the entire performance.
Yeah, but I get that.
- No, that that could be true.
I may be thinking
too like, ooh, like
What do they mean when
they say "whoever has
the immunity?"
[overlapping chatter]
- You know what? That's fair.
- It was a quick
critique for me.
And that alone I feel
like sealed my fate, so.
- [Patty] Interesting.
- I am just very genuinely
feeling that like
that this is just it.
It didn't land and
it's my time to go.
And lucky for all of you.
- So this talent show was a
little difficult to judge-
- It was.
- Every look was
from a different theme.
I was curious what
themes they would pick
because there were
lots to choose from.
- It was actually fun
to see what they chose.
- Yeah.
- You know,
and learn why they chose it.
- All right, let's start
with Rip Em, our little out
of this world alien from
Tranada, instead of Canada.
I thought they could have
gone a little further with it.
- [Betty] Well, and
especially to be
in the top five of Season 6.
There was the malfunction
of the headpiece.
- [Ruthie] Makeup was great.
Prosthetics were great. It
was just, it wasn't enough.
- [Cherry] And then
we had Patty Bourree
with her pride themed look,
I'm just gonna say it,
it was not my favorite.
- [Betty] I did enjoy
seeing the juxtaposition
of the Patty from the neck up
and then this rough and tumble.
- You just like
the beehive hairdo.
- I do.
[laughter]
I do like the beehive.
- I applaud Patty
for going outside
of the box, but it just didn't
come together like I would
have liked it too.
It also made me look and think,
if you would've taken
these particular campers
and put them into
the talent nights
that they were each representing
from several seasons ago,
how would they have fared
in those talent nights
with those original campers?
And I'm not sure that Patty,
or really Rip Em for
that matter, would've
scored very well.
- [Betty] Not against
Clinica and Clare Aparently.
- [Cherry] They both
had amazing stories
to go along with the looks.
- Yes. And the story is actually
what for me, with Patty,
I think that she
needs to workshop the
wording a little bit.
It left me kind of confused.
So then we had Stevie, Stevie
chose the Mirror Mirror,
which was from our Season
2. Chose Bill Clinton
and chose him because
he plays the saxophone.
I think if you do Bill Clinton,
you can really go over the top
with a lot more of the gags.
Where's the blue dress? You
know, where is it? Show it.
That would've been kind
of a fun little reveal.
- [Cherry] For me, the
saxophone saved the performance.
- What if he pulled the
blue dress out the saxophone
and then started playing?
- The blue dress or the sax?
[group chuckles]
- What did we think
about Nutella?
Nutella did the Utterly
Fab badge from Season 4.
- I thought Nutella was great.
I do agree with some
of the critiques
that y'all gave her on
stage about getting out
of the same rut
with the character
that she's playing every day.
- I thought the look was nice.
I thought it was definitely
one of my favorite looks.
I still don't know
how I feel about Lulu.
- Lulu did a cosplay look,
which was from Season 3.
She did a good job as a cosplay
challenge doing Pinocchio
as Pinocchi-hoe.
It might've been funny if
it was just a little more
visual with the gag.
Give us something a
little more slap-sticky.
- Even though Lulu missed
the opportunity with that
and it would've been a
big, big opportunity,
I still think was
one of my favorites.
Alright, so overall, I think
we're all just very confused.
[laughter]
- It's hard to judge this one,
but we're also
picking the top four.
So if you look at it that way,
does that make the
decision easier?
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All right, campers,
welcome back!
Ugh. As you know, we started
today with five of you,
but only have four
Nifty 50 Badges.
So we just want to start off
by saying, congratulations,
Stevie, you have earned
your Nifty 50 Badge.
You can wait backstage
for the badging ceremony.
[upbeat music]
Now you four are the tops
and the bottoms today,
and we'd like to talk
to the top two first.
And that is Nutella Fitzgerald
and Lulu Krystals.
That means unfortunately
Patty Bourree
and Rip Em are in
the bottom two.
You can wait backstage
for a minute.
Thank you.
[upbeat music]
- Nutella Fitzgerald
And Lulu Krystals
Congratulations today,
you both rose to the top
of our Nifty 50,
the 50th episode.
And what a lovely
top two we have.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- You have both been
just terrific campers
the whole time you've been here.
So I'm thrilled to see
you both on the stage.
Once again, Lulu, you
consistently bring it
to the daily challenges
and to talent show.
Thrilled that you're
back here again.
And of course, Nutella, you
are making me thirsty right now
for chocolate milk and wine.
- Yes! Never together.
Never together.
- You know, it's not bad.
It really isn't terrible.
- But there can
only be one winner.
And today that winner
is Nutella Fitzgerald.
Congratulations!
- Thank you so much. I
really appreciate it.
Oh, I can't wait to
show you some more.
- [Announcer] Congratulations!
You've just earned $500 cash.
- Mooove over, loser.
[laughter]
- Congratulations to
you, Nutella Fitzgerald
and also Lulu Krystals.
You both earned
your Nifty 50 Badge.
You can wait backstage
for the badging ceremony.
- Yeah, look, I
keep taking it off.
- I do feel like that I'm going
to be taking a hike
based on my critiques.
I came to Camp Wannakiki
because I wanted to
show on a national stage
that I think I'm a drag artist
that everyone should know.
And I think that I
have proved that.
So I'm proud of what
I've done so far.
- Patty is an incredible artist
and Rip Em is probably
taking a hike.
Pass it on.
- Well, if someone turned
on the TV right now
and saw this, they'd be like,
"What the hell
are we watching?!"
[laughter]
What are they
gonna do with that?
- Oh man!
- We can team up.
[laughter]
- Aren't you a
team? Yeah, really.
All joking aside,
it is unfortunate
to see you two in
the bottom today.
I think you both know that we
hold you both in high esteem
and your drag and your art.
You were both in the
top yesterday, right?
- Yes.
- What a change of fate.
- But that happens,
you know, Rip Em,
tell us, why do you think
you should be in the top four
of Season 6 Camp Wannakiki?
- I think that I should
be in the top four
because not only do I
want to prove that trans
and non-binary people
have such a place in drag,
and that that doesn't have
to be drag king, drag queen.
It can be absolutely
whatever you want,
which is also why I love that
I could be the camp champ.
That being said, I think
I've traveled a long way.
I think what I bring
is unique and original
and it hasn't been done
on this stage before.
And I would absolutely
love the opportunity
to take this home
for all the weirdos.
- No matter what happens today,
I think you've proven already
- Thank you.
- That you deserve to be here
and that you have a place
in this drag, crazy drag
world that we live in.
- Thank you.
- We love the weirdos.
Yes. Keep 'em coming.
- Patty, same question.
- I think you all
know at this point
that I'm very competitive
and I wanna do well here.
And this is not a good feeling.
I do feel that I have
brought consistently
in the competition a
really high level of work.
However, it's not representative
of everything that I do
and everything that I am.
And I took a risk tonight
and I'm going to take risks
in the future if I continue
in this competition.
And I would love to take
you on that journey.
- No matter what
happens tonight,
I would encourage you to
continue taking those risks
because that's really
what art is all about.
No matter what this end result
is, please continue doing
what you're doing and
doing what is in your heart
because you're right,
you're on the right path.
- Thank you.
- So we're gonna write
on our chalkboards,
the name of the camper who
we would like to see get
that last Nifty 50 Badge.
- I love you.
- I love you.
- I think you're so amazing.
- So this was such
a tough decision
because you both are
such different artists in
what you bring and what you
have brought to Camp Wannakiki.
But in making my decision, I
had to think about not only
who would get the last badge,
but also who would be
advancing to the top four.
And I do think that Patty
should be that camper.
- Yeah. I I also based
my decision on not only
today's performance, but
also the body of work.
And I also voted for Patty.
- And I also voted for
Patty for the same reasons.
- Patty, congratulations.
You have earned
your Nifty 50 Badge.
- Thank you so much.
- You can wait you backstage
for the badging ceremony.
Rip Em.
Rip Em, I know it was
tough to see Patty's name
on all three of
these chalk boards.
It was a tough decision
and I want you to know truly
that it's not indicative
of you and what you brought.
We have seen every day that
you are bringing something new
and exciting and fun and
we've enjoyed watching you.
- Well, thank you
for this opportunity.
Thanks for believing in
weird, crazy drag clowns.
And I will not be stopping.
So I will be seeing
all of you very soon.
- We will be looking
forward to it.
- I love it. Thank you.
But unfortunately tonight, Rip
Em, you've gotta take a hike.
- Well back to the
woods, I guess.
- Or the space ship.
- Or the space ship.
- Another planet.
- Whoever picks me up
first, honestly. Thank you.
- Love you, Rip Em.
- Bye.
[exciting music]
Camp it up at
Camp Wannakiki
[soft guitar music]
- Well, I hope the UFO
will come to get me
because international flights
are getting really
expensive these days.
But in all seriousness,
I cannot believe
that I even made it
here in the first place.
I am so happy that I got to
show a little piece of Rip Em
to the world and I even
got to see a new part
of the world I've never been to.
Drag does not have to
cost a million dollars.
Drag can be crafty, drag can
be weird, drag can be anything.
Drag is supposed to make
people question gender
and sexuality.
And that's what
it's always been.
Don't deny yourself the
chance to express yourself
in whatever way is possible.
Let's fucken rock
on together forever.
Well, this means one
thing and one thing only:
I'm getting myself an
extra large poutine.
See you later.
[soft music plays]
- [Announcer] Now here's your
host camp counselor, Ruthie!
[Ruthie giggles]
- Who exactly, who
would've ever thought you
would've made it this far.
Actually no one. [laughs]
No, I, I do.
I believe in you and you've
made it this far. You survived.
I mean it's great.
And the thing of it is, there's
always time for kindness.
So you celebrate all the things.
- You see we have cake?
- Yeah.
- Ranger Danger's
gonna sit in it.
- Oh yes!
- He better not.
[laughter]
[machine whirs loudly]
- Don't they know
we're trying to film?!
[overlapping chatter]
Brown cow's stunning!
- I was still talking.
- I know.
- Nutella Fitzgerald!
- Hello, hello.
- Oh, this brown
cow is stunning.
[laughter]
- Stole my joke!