Camp Wannakiki (2018) s06e07 Episode Script

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- Good morning hikers.
- Good morning, Ruthie.
- Ah, there's a campy
can-do attitude.
Now, today we're going
to review some skills
to help you survive in
the woods during your hike
because apparently someone
complained to the Labor Board
and now they're making us
do this class.
Just be careful out there.
There are a lot of dangerous
elements in the woods.
Insects, plants,
married men over 60.
Any one of these things
can give you a rash
that just won't go away.
- Hey, got that old box
you were looking for.
I had to dig way deep
in the storage unit.
Looks like it's been
there for years.
- Thank you, Ranger Danger.
You got it.
- Class. Let's see
what we've got here.
Ah, yes. This is poison ivy.
This is also Poison Ivy.
What's the difference
between these two?
I don't know either,
but in general, if you come
in contact with either one
of these things, you're
going to wanna wash your skin
with soap and water.
Extremely well
- Come on.
Hurry up. Hurry up.
we're late. Oh, hi. Pardon me.
Excuse us. Excuse us. Excuse us.
Sorry. We'll just sit
back here in the back.
- You're late.
- Oh, that's normal.
Yeah. Hormonal ambulance
- Class.
Listen up. Tweedle D and
Tweedle drunk over here.
I've taken this
class three times
and they still come out of
the woods walking funny.
And not from the fun stuff,
if you know what I mean.
Anyway, let's see what
else we've got here.
Ah, knots.
You're going to wanna learn
how to make a few knots,
and if you're not sure how,
just watch the glamping
episode from season four.
- Let's not. And say we did.
- Oh, I've got one.
Knot Knot
- Who's there?
Not you two passing this class
if you don't knock it off.
Now let's talk about some
of the wild animals you
might encounter in the woods.
And speaking of wild
animals, who wants
to see ranger danger's
Bearded dragon? Ooh.
- Eyes up here at
campers. This is
Mrs. Pickles, a
bearded drag queen.
I mean dragon from way
down under in Australia.
- Aw.
- Alright, well I think
that just about
covers everything.
- Oh, oh, miss
Ruthie. Miss Ruthie.
You forgot to mention that one
last thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Remember the Labor Board
also wasn't too happy
with us sending two campers
hiking the other day.
They said we have to
bring one of them back.
- It's gonna be me.
- Yeah.
Evidently we have to
average a certain number
of campers every day
in order to meet quota
to maintain funding
for my contraceptives.
Conservation.
Cherry I'm sure it was funding
for our conservation efforts.
Are you sure Betty?
- That's right, hikers.
Today we're going to see who
can out Campy can-do the rest
and earn your survivor badge.
Because let's face it, right now
you're all Destiny's child, but
you really wanna be Beyonce.
Am I right? So for your
daily camp activity,
we've devised an
adventure across several
locations around camp.
At each location you'll
have to complete a task
before receiving a clue,
telling you where to go next.
You'll need to pair
up for this activity.
And once you've done that,
your first clue is right
outside the door.
[Upbeat Music]
Camp it up at
Camp Wannakiki
[birds chirping]
[Upbeat Funky Music]
- I am back in the competition
to get my survivor
badge. Game on.
- Okay. This is it.The
first clue. Okay. Okay.
In the eye of the bull, your
targets in sight. Steady
your aim as the blade takes
flight. I know it. I know it.
It has to be archery.
It has to be archery.
- Yeah. With the bows
and arrows. Yeah.
- Yeah. - Okay. But
let's see, let's see.
Let's see. Make sure,
no, no, no, no, no.
It says, it says blade.
Blade, not arrow.
That means it's the, oh, the
- Axes.
Ax throwing!
- Let's go.
I'm like those
leftovers in the fridge
that you just can't get rid
of because after taking a hike
last night, I'm back
in the competition.
So excited.
Hurry for the first clue.
You must climb a great
height. Don't look down.
Or it might give you a
fright. What could that be?
I know it has to be up those
stairs somewhere.
- Is it a bridge?
- A bridge or down
- The rock Climbing. Yes
- Climbing.
Oh my gosh. But wait,
who's gonna climb it?
- You, squirrel.
Okay,
- I'll just follow.
- I'm ready to make a corny
come back. Don't tell YouNeek
and Amber, this is the
last of our supplies.
- I am getting that
survival badge today.
- Game on. - Alright,
girly. We got our clue.
Open it up and see
where we're going.
- Oh wait, I can't read.
- Ah, okay. Okay.
On a manmade island,
a short paddle away
lies a clue on the lake
to guide your way.
- Are we gonna be drowned again?
- We're going to Florida
- Bitch.
I'm ready to get
my survivor badge
because I am the survivor badge.
I've been out in these
woods eating on like acorns
for like days.
I have to get back in or I
will be starving out here.
- Which way's Florida?
- That way let's go. Okay.
Oh my gosh. I'm gonna
get the survivor badge.
I can't believe that they're
giving me another chance.
Oh, it's over for the other
hikers. Y'all are done.
Period.
- Oh, rip. What do you call
a woodsman Who gets injured?
What? An ax-ident.
- Shut up. Literally. Just
read this, please. Okay. Okay.
The clue to your next
destination is hidden
inside the balloon
on the target.
Use the axes to pop the
balloon until you found it.
Okay, here we go. Come on, Rip.
- Let's go.
All right. Rock climbing.
This was so easy.
- We're so smart
Thought this was the spot.
Well, that's a big Nope.
- Need a hint? We'll
throw you a rope. A rope.
- The ropes course.
Duh. What a cliffhanger
- Come on.
- Wait, this isn't Florida.
- I want to swim with dolphins.
- Oh wait, there's a note.
- Get it.
The ocean. Oh my God.
I can't read that.
- The clue to your next
destination is in the
bucket on the floating dock.
Grab a canoe and a
paddle over the fetch it.
- The clue to your
next destination is
high in the trees.
One of you must
climb the cargo net
to retrieve it up there.
- Don't worry, I got this shit.
- Come on, squirrel. I
know Hannah's got this.
She's a squirrel, right?
They're used to ropes.
I'm just gonna stand
here and be pretty.
- This is for everyone who
didn't think I was a squirrel.
- Come on, squirrel.
You got this.
- I'm not a bobcat.
I'm not a wolf.
- You're a squirrel, baby.
I'm a squirrel damnit.
- Alright, girly.
Get in that boo.
We get in the boat.
Get the letter
so we can go onto
the next shit. Okay.
- Okay. You hold onto her.
- Oh, yeah. I got BeeBop.
- I have my own
flotation devices.
Oh my God. Oh, this
is just like Baywatch.
Except I am the hot
man and the hot woman.
This [beep] sucks. Oh, are
they Frisbees? What the hell?
- Oh,
- Oh, oh. Go get it,
- For Reba.
Go get it.
- Oh, finally,
- For the next clue
you must climb a great
height. Don't look down.
Or it may give you a fright.
- Oh, something to
do with climbing.
- I don't know. All I read was
getting high and I'm excited.
- Getting high. Maybe a
wall or ropes. Ropes. Okay.
Up the hill.
- Let's go.
- Come on, Hannah. Hannah,
you're almost there.
I can see the note.
- I can see the
ground. Oh my God.
Hannah, you're almost there.
- Don't look down.
- I am almost there
You're almost there. I got it.
- You got it. I
got the Note. Ah,
- Eat those acorns.
- Yeah.
- All right. Bye. Hannah.
- Wait, who's? I thought
you were gonna catch me.
They talked about reaching new
heights when I came to camp,
but this is fucking ridiculous.
- Pass it. Pass it. Oh, oh,
oh, oh. I got it. I got it.
I got it.
You good? You good?
- On a manmade island,
A short paddle away
lies a clue on the lake
to guide your way.
- I'm gonna guess
lake. The lake.
- The lake. Oh, I
love a good deck.
- Let's go.
- You got this Amber.
- I really do
Oh. Oh God. Oh no.
- You got this Amber,
- Let's go.
- Team Amber.
- Oh yeah, you're there.
You're there. Get it.
Get it. Get it. Get it. Yes.
- Oh, wait, I can't read.
- You look sexy, baby.
- Oh my God. Yes.
- You look better than bebop
right now.
I feel so sexy right now
- In the eye of the bull.
Your target is in sight.
Steady your aim as the
blade takes flight.
- Are we gonna go pee
and pierce our dicks?
[Silly Music]
- Okay. Okay. Okay. One of
you must climb the cargo net
to retrieve it. Not it.
- Well, I guess
I'm gonna hike up
my skirt and get this
fat ass in the air.
- Here we go.
- Love you mean it. Bye.
- Is this how I join
the Mile High Club?
I hope I don't shit myself.
I forgot my Depends.
- You got this girl.
You got less time on this earth
and you have healthcare
in this country.
So it's up to you.
- We don't have fucking
healthcare here.
I wanna go to Canada
where it's free.
- I'll take you home with
me if you win this. Come on.
- Look at all the water.
- Wow. There's the note.
- We won a cruise.
- Hannah, here's
only room for one.
And I'm waterproof.
- You always have
all the fun. Ugh.
- I know.
- Ooh,
- What does it say?
- Girl, I don't know.
Do I look cool
holding this though?
- Oh my God.
- You got this baby.
I'm scared. Who knew we could
win a cruise? You got it.
Come on Ivanna survivor
badge. Go get that note.
- Camp Wanna-Pee-Pee.
- You got it
- I had an accident.
- Granny's coming.
- So close to halfway
- Halfway there.
Granny's halfway
there. Jesus Christ.
- Almost done. I
love getting high,
but I am very, very
scared of heights, so I'm
so glad Martina's
taking one for the team
and I'm gonna be the best
moral support you ever did see
- I also got a really good view
looking up your skirt here.
Ah, the two for one
special. She's got it.
- Ooh.
- Ooh.
- I love you, Grandma
- I love you.
- Oh, I got it. Yeah.
- Fucking hell.
- I knew you could do
- It.
- I'm pretending
this one's Martina.
- Boom. Get it. This
one's for BeeBop
- Get it.
Get it, get it.
- I don't see anything.
- Me neither.
Wait, it's on the opposite side.
You dumb ass. For the next clue.
You must climb the great
height. Don't look down.
Or it may give you a fright.
- I love climbing. I love
hooking nup with the tall guys.
- Fucking whore.
- Wait, which way are we going?
- Now head towards that
deck. Okay. You love deck.
Remember?
- You got it.
Alright. Forward
- Forward.
We don't stay straight forward.
- Turn, turn, turn.
Wait, I'm going too far.
I'm going too far.
I'm going too far.
- Pretend it's YouNeek's ass.
Just push up off it.
- Oh, I'm strong
- Almost gonna get it.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Nice. Alright.
- Okay. Oh, get that out.
- On a manmade island,
a short paddle away
lies a clue on the lake
to guide your way.
- A clue on the lake.
- We gotta go to the lake.
- We're going to the lake.
Let's go. Ah,
- No.
- Gimme a break. Gimme a
turnaround. Fricking break
- And push.
Almost. Oh, I'm
so close. Hannah.
I, yes, I got it
- Now bring it back here.
I got it.
Oh baby, you really know how
to rock a boat. Get on up here.
Did my butt get wet? No, but
this is soggy. Let's see.
What does this say?
In the eye of the bull
Your target's in sight
Steady your aim.
The blade takes flight.
Blade? I gotta shave.
Maybe they want us to use
the lawnmower. Oh, axes. Duh.
[Silly Music]
- Here, come on.
Okay.
- Oh, hold BeeBop.
- Love you girl.
- Good luck. Okay.
- YouNeek owes me one
for letting her borrow my
porno magazines in
the cabin last night.
So good luck sister.
- Right here, right
here, right here. Grab a
canoe and pedal
over to fetch it.
- Fetch it?
- No, not you. Not you.
Oh, I think that's gonna get
a little dangerous.
Oh, okay. I think it's
gonna, It's gonna be me.
- It's gonna be me.
- Alright,
- Go, go, go, go, go.
Okay. Here it is. What does
it say? I hate balloons.
A clown that's scared of
balloons?
me on, we got this.
Hello. In preparation
for the ropes contest 2023.
My name is Youneek Nuyork.
Your female applicant.
Number 23. Are we done?
- Think of bebop.
She's right here
if you need her. Take
care of my child.
I want that survivor badge.
If you fall, I'll catch you.
Oh, this is harder than it looks
- BeeBop will catch you.
- BeeBop ain't gonna do shit.
- She's not gonna do shit. She
- Wants that retirement money.
Can I get a fucking snack?
I'm exhausted up here.
- Send me off, mama.
- There you go.
- I love nature.
- Let 'em rip out there so
that way I don't
smell it over here.
- Oh wow. Ooh.
- You're so fast.
- I learned this out
in the great white
north. Lemme tell you what
- So fast.
Yeah, that's right.
- Oh. We're so close.
That's right. That's right.
- Yeah. I got it. Woo.
Okay, now how do I get back?
- Does my ass look good
from back here? Well, yes.
- Yes. The ass cheeks out.
That's very campy can-do
- Physical activity.
Fun!
You're welcome for the
sound bite, audio guy
- Campy can do, sister
Stop BeeBop. You're being mean.
- I got it. Oh, congrats.
- Why is it a picture
of Betty's ass?
Ooh, Amber, post
this bitch to PornHub
- A letter from the president.
- Somebody help.
Come on. I need more.
Oh fuck this.
- Face your fears at camp.
- Yeah.
- All right, let me get this.
Open that shit up. In the circle
of life all ends
at the beginning.
Complete your circle by
returning to the start
the nature center this way.
- All right. Okay. Come on.
Come on back. Come on.
- Grandma save me.
In the circle of life all
ends at the beginning.
Complete your circle by
returning to the start.
- Back to the start. Okay,
let's go. Okay, let's go.
- Oh, this way? Yeah.
That's a dead end.
- Yeah. Yeah.
- In the circle
of life all ends
at the beginning.
Complete his circle by
returning to the start.
- You can read?
- I think we get to go home now.
- It's the nature preserve.
- Oh, same thing.
- Where's Beebop?
[Upbeat Music]
- Hi. Oh.
- Welcome back hikers.
Did y'all have fun on
your little adventure?
- Well, the adventure continues
as you present your
"welcome to the jungle"
looks at tonight's talent show.
- Yay. - Well you better
scamper off and get ready
because one of you will
be earning your survivor
badge tonight.
Go. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nobody ever listens to me.
[Exciting Trumpet Music]
Good evening and welcome to
the Camp Wannakiki Talent Show.
Tonight our hikers are vying
for the last survivor badge
and a spot back in the
competition while our
campers had the day off.
And tonight on the
talent show stage,
everyone will be presenting
Looks inspired by the welcome
to the jungle theme.
Ruthie, you think you'd survive
a night in the jungle?
- Hell yeah.
Because I'm a beast
on the streets
and an animal in the sheets.
- Roar. Let's start this show.
- Grab your jungle trousers
and gather around as we step
into a land of thick bush
and untamed mysteries.
Welcome to the jungle.
My name is Susan
and I'll be your trouser
snake tour guide on this
jungle safari.
You're in very capable hands
with me, don't you worry.
I'm an expert in deep
exploration and a master at
handling sticky situations.
Just hold on tight. Excuse me
if I stiffen up. The jungle
gets me just so excited.
- Welcome to my personal jungle.
My husband Straightsus Whiteson
is the second best
poacher slash CEO I've
ever been married to.
We met through Tinder
and it was love at first
profile pic when I saw him
pose with a decapitated
albino rhinoceros.
Every time Straighty takes a
trip to wherever jungles are,
he always brings me back
the most luxurious gifts.
Unfortunately, tiger
blood does stain,
but honestly are
not to be vulgar.
The stains are kind of cunt.
- It's a jungle out there.
All right, I gotta start
my days at 6:00 AM then
I'm busting my balls
in the blistering
Amazon heat driving
this damn bulldozer
and there's no ac.
I mean, I'm dying out here.
I'm flattening out
all these trees
and do I even get so
much as a thank yous?
No. All I get are complaints
about animal habitats,
ecosystems, and
carbon emissions.
Can you believe that? No
one has it worse than me.
Oh, gotta go. Time
for my union break.
- Well, hi there. Ho there.
And welcome to the jungle.
My name is Macawly Culkin
and I heard a little
chirp through the vine
that you've chosen Jungle
Realty as your guide
for the best nest to rest.
Well, I've taken a
look at your budget
and let's just say
it's for the birds.
Luckily for you, I've
covered my feathers.
I eat worms for every meal
and I shit out
eggs every morning.
Macawly Kin has the perfect
place for a king of the jungle
like you. It's a canopy
apartment with a sun roof
caused by deforestation.
And if you sign now,
I'll include this limited
edition Predator blow dart.
By the looks of this
neighborhood ya gonna need it.
- And now let's welcome our
hikers back to the jungle.
- In the groovy
era of the 1970s,
a unique sitcom titled What's
Happening Now in the Jungle
captured the heart of at
least one television viewer.
The show followed
the zany adventure
of a lovable character
named Mary Tyler Gower.
Though the show was canceled
after one episode, it
remains a cult classic.
Mary survives in the jungle
working as an associate producer
for the local news station.
Mary was best known for
her end of episode tagline.
It's okay to be a little wild
in the urban jungle of life.
As long as you eat grass,
you'll finally make
it on your own.
Now it's time for me to gower.
- Ow. Oh Jesus Christ.
Ow. Ow. I only took one.
You guys have a whole forest
with trees filled with them.
I must have missed this
chapter of the jungle novel.
I just got this cute little
dress in case there's any hot
Neanderthal men who are
abandoned in the forest
that might wanna find
the true meaning of love.
But God I'm losing
more blood when I
have a month long period.
But at least I'm not pregnant.
When I said I wanted
got a donkey dick,
I didn't mean Donkey Kong.
- My jungle is ravenous, untamed
and ready to be explored.
Do you have what it
takes to find your way
to the magic cave? Be warned
I love a good snack and
this weed has the munchies.
Don't get too close or it'll
be your head. Which one it is.
It's entirely up to you.
- In a wild twist
of fate I awoke
to find myself transformed
into the jungle Queen herself
Leaves sprouted
from my hair into a glorious
crown sparkling homosexual
vine sprouted all over my body.
Even in my downstairs area.
A golden collar
clamped around my neck.
Very kinky, I must say.
Also, my laughter now
sounds like all kinds
of mischievous animals.
Soon I discovered that the
creatures in the jungle
had a sense of humor too.
Every time I tried
to grab a snack,
a cheeky snake would slither
around and steal it from me.
I cackled while embracing
my new leafy life.
A wild adventure where I'm
the one making the jungle roar
with laughter because
I am the jungle.
- Ow.
- Oh my God.
You're gonna croak.
I'm leaving Cousin Marty's pad
and I'm telling
you it's a frigging
concrete jungle over here.
I'm talking bugs to
bodegas, swamps to subways,
even all the rivers
of frigging pavement.
Anyways, I gotta let you go.
Traffic's a mess and
I'm crossing the street.
Hey, can't you see
him hopping here?
Well that was a
ribbeting experience.
Welcome to the Jungle Hotel.
At this luxurious resort we
have the most spectacular
accommodations such
as running Swamp water from
Betty's ass, wifi that is strong
to the tee tops, and our
very own lioness concierge
who is amazing at her job.
Well sorta kind of.
She tries her hardest to
be great, but she suffers.
Don't leave any meat in
your suitcase though.
She'll smell it
from a mile away.
- Welcome back hikers.
Hi. Hello friends.
What a wild show.
I gotta say it was so much fun
to do a whole day
just for the hikers.
I think that the campers are
gonna be a little jealous.
No they're not. They
got to sleep in.
They're not jealous at
all. Are you jealous? No.
Let's start here with Rip Em
- Hello. Hello. - Actually
hadn't been gone very long.
- I know you can't get
rid of me, can you?
It was really fun being
part of a team with Martina.
I was also very scared to
get in a boat and I did it
and I didn't even tip over.
So I would call that a pretty
successful day. All in all.
- Do they have lakes that
aren't frozen in Canada?
- Not really.
- Okay.
I was wondering how you
would navigate that.
- Yeah, I don't have a
lot of expertise there.
This look is very
quintessential Rip Em.
I feel very much
like myself tonight.
So I feel very
confident and pretty.
I wanted kind of like
a succubus succulent.
I'm gonna eat you up
but you don't know
where it's coming from.
Kind of untamed and wild. Got
my jungle going on. You know?
And another reason
why I'm so proud
of this outfit is it
probably costed about $5,
all in all to make,
- Gosh, I'm gonna
put you in charge
of the budget at Camp Wannakiki.
$5.
My God, Ivana Ivana Pizza.
- I was just so grateful to
have this opportunity just
to have like a day where
we could all hang out
and have fun together.
So thank you so much
for the opportunity.
I got really inspired
by the idea of the story
for my look today.
So Mayor Tyler Moore, I was
watching it a lot getting ready
for the show and so I
wanted to do a gower,
which is like a little
bit of a different
animal for the jungle.
Yeah, I'm just really
happy with my look tonight.
- Well welcome back
to camp. Thank you.
And welcome to the jungle.
Speaking of the jungle.
Hannah is back.
- How are you?
I'm so happy to be here
and be able to showcase
everything in front
of you guys again.
I missed you.
- We miss you. You're so sweet.
- This is something I designed
and I worked with a a designer.
It was just a little
sketch that I came up with
and he was able to
bring it to life,
including like the googly eyes.
Those were a gag for
me when I got it.
So this is something I
was so excited to show
to you guys today.
- Amber Vanderbilt. Long time.
You've been out
hiking for a while.
The monkeys have Gotcha.
- I know. I don't know
how they do it out here.
But anyways, more about
me today was super fun
and I just loved
getting to do this all
with my sister Youneek
and we got to have a
nice family day with our,
with my niece to BeeBop.
- Tell us about this look girl.
- I was watching Tarzan
and I was like, what
if Jane was like really
horny, you know?
And like played by Anna Nicole.
She's a hot mess express.
She has like a dick
appointment later.
- Did you say dick appointment?
Well, yes. Is that a thing?
Is that a thing you say?
Oh, I can tell you
- Yes
- Dick appointment,
and who do I call?
What is the number?
- You just call me
- Do I make a reservation?
- Martina Brookshire.
- This is an ode to
my Peruvian husband
and his jungle back home.
They are very big on
the sun and the moon
and the stars. And I just
decided to be the full jungle
- And we had you all
over the entire camp today.
How was that for you?
I conquered a huge fear of
mine, which was heights.
Like I am deathly
afraid of height,
but this old broad got up
those ropes real quick.
- All right, Youneek.
- It was like one of the
best days I've had at camp.
Like since the first day.
It is just truly like
nothing could be better.
Oh that's great to hear.
Except for coming back
in the competition.
This is a garment
designed by myself, made
by a friend of mine.
Got this prosthetic
note in my first
time working with prosthetics.
I don't think I
did a bang up job.
- Well we enjoyed having
it all of you back.
- And the good news
is we both passed the class
so we don't have to
take it a fourth time.
That's really good.
- I wanna know why
I got a F minus
- Hikers.
There are six of you, but only
one remaining survivor badge.
So at the end of tonight, one
of you will be rejoining the
competition while the rest
of you will have to
take another hike.
But your fate is not
in our hands tonight.
The campers will decide
which of you will
- Get the remaining badge.
- Hey
- Lulu sister,
- This is for you.
- I'm your favorite, right?
- Oh Stevie, you
look amazing today.
- So why don't you hikers
wait backstage in the rec room
while the campers deliberate
- Work.
Okay, well yeah.
Now go to the rec room.
- Haven't been in this
room in a while, girl.
- What the fuck? So what
was the point in like
gonna out today?
I'm just like really trying
not to feel defeated right now.
'cause I felt so good after
everything we did today.
So now I'm just like, they
don't know anything about that.
All they know is what
they saw on a talent show.
Like they don't know
the 10 hours we spent
like dicking around.
- I'm just kind of pissed off
- About that.
Yeah, it's basically
at this point like
are are they gonna vote based
on the talent show today?
Are they gonna based on
popularity or who they like?
I don't want to
say it is not fair,
but no matter what,
I enjoyed today.
But at the same time it
just, in my head I'm like,
today's gonna be the day I'm
doing all I can and the
Sugarbakers are gonna
decide and then nope.
The campers are
deciding. I'm like,
- We had so much fun today.
Like so much fun.
So just remember
how much fun we had
without those campers.
- It's not gonna
take away from it.
- I'm stressed out. Yeah,
I'm very stressed out
right now with all of this.
I don't want to
come into tonight
with any kind of expectations.
I just wanna be so
grateful for like today
and like what we've
done together.
- I have, I have
a mixed feelings
because I feel very close
with all the campers
and I think they
would vote for me.
But in the competition I
wasn't really doing very well.
But during this
specific daily activity
and across the board with looks,
Hannah just blows me away.
Yeah. So if not me, I
would, I would say Hannah,
- If not me then Hannah.
- Hannah. Since the
day that I got here
and you hugged me, I have
known that you deserve
so many things and I
think that your drag deserves
to be seen all over
this damn world.
- You guys are really nice.
- Again.
Hannah personality, this
is it. This is what we mean
Yeah, I think everyone
deserves a fair chance.
- So first of all, can we say
that this is a
very nice top four?
- Yes. True. Yes. But it's
about to be a top five
- Again.
Again. I know that for me it
was really great to see all
of our friends again today
and to see them showcase
everything on stage.
And I think they did
a really great job.
- We've seen all of these
people work so hard
behind the scenes. All
of them. We love all of them.
- Do we just wanna
go down the list
and talk about each of 'em?
- Yeah, I think so.
- All right.
The first name on
our list is Hannah.
- I thought it was fantastic.
The look was polished.
The performance elements
were hilarious. Yeah.
That reveal was spectacular.
It had us screaming.
- Yeah, I also agree.
I love her mind
and her voiceover
matched what she brought
to the talent show tonight.
Yeah, she's high on
my list. Definitely.
- What do we think about Amber?
- Amber brought a very
good representation of
what she wanted to bring,
but I don't think it's as
strong as the other hikers. It
- Lacked a little bit of polish
and nuance that some
of the other hikers had.
- What do we think
about Youneek?
I personally, I love the look
and I really like the
idea of a bellhop lion.
Love the mane for the hair.
Love the performance of it too.
I mean Youneek as a performer.
- I thought it was
one of her best looks
of the season here at camp.
- For me that prosthetic
work was amazing, especially
for never having done
a prosthetic before.
Like props on that makeup.
- Martina.
- I did like the look.
It really brought the concept
together, like being the jungle.
Especially hearing the way
that she described
her thought process.
Obviously says a lot
about Martina and
and what she presents
on the stage.
'cause it all means
something to her.
- I do love that.
- I didn't quite get the story.
I thought she looked fun,
but I don't think it stood
out in this competitive field.
- I loved Ivana's look tonight
It was well put together.
I loved the execution
of the performance
and I loved that she
took a jungle character
and you know, made
it a character.
- Yes. Yeah. - I wish that
it had been Mary Tyler Boar.
'cause I do think that boars
live in the jungle. Yeah.
And I think it's really
hard for that pun
to stick in your head.
Have you heard of
a gower before?
- I hadn't heard.
That would be my only thing
was like, I don't know
what a Gower is, but now I know
that it works in
an office building.
- Let's talk about Rip Em.
I liked this look tonight.
I know that they put a lot of
work into making that look.
- Yeah, but only $5.
- Only five Canadian dollars.
- So really it's
actually like two,
which is outrageously
impressive.
- But was it impressive
enough compared
to the other hikers and
what they presented?
I felt like I was
missing the gag.
- I kind of wish that they
had another element on top
to rip out of almost.
Because this look seems like
the second half of something.
- So it sounds
like the two people
that were the most
excited about were Hannah
and Youneek. Is that fair?
- I think Hannah and Youneek
are the top two tonight.
- So we all agree on
our decision. Yep. Yeah.
Yep. Yeah, yeah,
- Yeah.
So should we call the
Sugarbakers and Ruthie back?
I guess so. Or should
we just stay here?
Yeah, I think we
should just stay
- What?
You know what, actually let's
call the campers back in.
We got this. We got this.
- The winner of Camp Wannakiki
will receive a stupendous prize
package, including Itza Pola,
a fabulous custom foam wig
by season four camper,
Pola Frost
Shimmer and shine with a year's
supply of glittery makeup
by electric cosmetics.
Set sail baby an all
expense paid cruise
provided by Dream vacations
and adventures by maps.com.
All this and $10,000
in cold hard cash
provided by Hamburger Mary's
where you can eat, drink,
and be Mary baby.
All right, hikers, welcome back.
I know that the campers have
made a very tough decision.
It had to have been a tough
decision looking at you.
Wow. I'm glad we
didn't have to do that
- My gosh.
I would not have been
able to. Not tonight.
As you know there are
six of you up there
and only one remaining
survivor badge.
So we asked the campers to write
on this chalkboard,
the name of the camper that will
get the last survivor badge
and rejoin the competition.
- Yes.
- And
that camper is
Hannah Barbeara.
- Thank you.
- Congratulations.
- You've just earned $500
- Cash.
- Hanna Barbeara
congratulations.
You have earned
your survivor badge
and the rest of you hikers Well.
Ah. Y'all can take another hike.
Okay. Bye.
Don't cry. You're
gonna ruin your makeup.
You look too pretty. Stop it
Alright, let's go.
Ready? Is there a bus?
- Thank you guys so much. I
really wanted to come back.
I went into the day with
like a good attitude
and like no expectations.
I knew I was gonna have
fun no matter what.
And then like knowing that
my peers hold me in such high
esteem, it makes
it really worth it.
I'm tired of crying here.
- Thank you.
- Thank you so much. I can't
- We love you. Yeah.
- What can I do? Like how can I
pay you back?
- Well what you can
do is hop back there
and get ready for
the badging ceremony.
'cause you are coming
back to Camp Wannakiki.
- Yes. You earned
your survivor badge.
- I'm not dead yet.
- Second life
Camp it up at
Camp Wannakiki
- Guys, it's been such
an emotional day today.
I melted off all my
makeup with my tears,
but thank you so much
for voting me back in.
- Yes, welcome back. Yeah,
thank you. We love you.
Honestly, I feel like you
were one of the ones who
was gone too soon. In the end,
I know that I personally felt
like if I'm going to win,
I want to make sure I'm
competing against the best.
- It was an easy choice for
me. I'm glad that you're back.
Literally one of my
favorite looks of yours.
- We were all very emotional
and very happy to have you back.
And it was a little bit like
I had just blown my load
because then I had this sort
of like realization of like,
oh wait, why did we,
why did we bring back
somebody who's such a
threat in the competition?
I think I could totally
see you going all the way,
which makes it so much more
exciting to have you back.
- Alright, well here's
to top five. The remix.
- Remix. Yes.
- Time for us to
take another hike.
So Amber, lead the way
- Girl, shut the fuck up
Oh, here we go again.
- You wanna stay? Oh, okay.
- Fuck you bitch.
Alright. Oh bye BeeBob.
[Kazoo Playing]
Oh, party time in the woods.
Woo. I know the perfect spot.
Oh, I bet you do. You ho.
- Yeah. Evidently we have
to maintain a certain number
of campers every day
in order to reach quota
to keep our funding
for my contraceptions.
Contraceptives. Contraceptives.
Why do I keep saying
contraceptions used?
What is in that cocktail?
To maintain funding
for my contraception.
Contraception. Funding
for the contraception.
I'm sure that's what
they meant. Are you sure?
And you just said
contraceptions. Oh my God.
- I was like, wait a minute.
- I'm coming home
baby, I'm coming home.
Oh yeah. Come to
mama. I'm going.
I'm going home to the
ocean. It's where I belong.