Parenthood s06e07 Episode Script

Sarah's a big part of my life.
She's gonna be a part of Ruby's.
Okay.
I hate Mom.
She's the worst.
It's so much better here with you guys.
Amber, it's not that I don't want you to do this.
You have no idea how hard something like this is to do by yourself.
I really like you.
I really want to make a go at this.
Okay.
We need to tell them we're not getting back together.
You're ready to say that to them? Hello? Oh.
Hi, you're out of bed.
There's a scary monster in my room.
Oh, no.
That sounds so scary.
Come here.
Oh, I'll keep you safe.
It's currently Uh, is it 6:00? Wow.
It's so early.
Mom always gets out of bed at 6:00.
Dad sometimes hits snooze four times, which means he gets out of bed at 6:24.
Mmm-hmm.
But Mom has problems with that and so do I.
Well, that's good to know.
That's 6:24.
You are currently the acting parent because Mom and Dad are soliciting donations for Chambers Academy in Sacramento, meaning that you are responsible for me and Nora being on the Alcatraz docks at 10:00 a.
m.
Oh yeah.
We're gonna conquer the old fears and go to Alcatraz today, huh? It's gonna be good.
Tomorrow.
I meant tomorrow.
We're going to Alcatraz tomorrow.
I still haven't had coffee so I'm We have tickets for the 11:00 ferry.
All other times are sold out.
I'm hungry.
You're hungry? Okay.
Don't interrupt me, Nora.
It's okay.
Hey.
It should take 26 minutes exactly without traffic, but I assume there will be traffic, meaning that you should probably check the traffic report on the day of.
All right.
Well, I will check Though I should probably do that because I do not trust your organizational abilities.
Evidence, it is currently 6:03 and you are still in bed.
Well, I have a different system.
Oh, boy.
This is what I am talkin' about.
Beautiful day, open road.
I got my grandson here.
Perfect.
All right.
Get in the right lane.
Get in the right lane.
Right lane.
Right lane.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah.
Huh? Doesn't she handle like a dream? She definitely does.
I want you to feel that suspension.
Isn't that something? Huh? Yeah.
Wait.
Where am I exiting? Okay.
Get in the right lane.
Get in the right lane there.
All right.
Exit right over here.
Ah, it's beautiful! Where are we? We're at Big Top Burger, Grandpa? Indeed we are.
We drove to Oakland to go to Big Top Burger? Yeah, I wish there was one closer, but these are the times we live in, grandson.
Grandpa, I thought that we were going to the doctor or something.
Why would you think that? Because you made it sound urgent.
Well, it is urgent.
Your grandmother's got me eating nothing but grass and twigs.
Yes, because you just had heart surgery.
Oh, please.
I can't have you eating this stuff.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
When I gave you this car, did you think it came with no strings attached? 'Cause you're wrong.
All right, fine.
Well, this is the one time.
But you're not getting a milkshake or anything.
I'm not? No.
I'm glad that's so funny but You can't be eating this stuff.
Wait a minute.
You're making the rules? You are so Yeah.
I just drove forever to get here.
You are so adorable when you make the rules.
Welcome to Big Top Burgers.
Why don't you go ahead and order? Can I help you? Okay.
You know it's gotta stay in the bag, this camera, when you're on that boat? It doesn't come out of the bag till you get to land.
I understand.
I don't care what you see.
You see a mermaid popping out Mermaids aren't real.
I don't gotta remind you how expensive $548.
That's why I'm giving it to you.
'Cause you know.
Yes, it's the 28 to 135 P class ultrasonic.
That's right.
You know the deal.
I'm well aware of its rarity and its cost, and of what saltwater could do to it.
Saltwater is the end of this.
I understand.
And also, I need it for a shoot Wednesday morning, so you gotta give it to me as soon as you're done.
All right? I'm not confident in my ability to do that.
Why not? My caretaker may not have the proper transportation.
Who's your caretaker? Amber.
Well, she can I'm gonna come by I hate my school.
I wanna transfer.
Hello, Ruby.
What? What's going on? You have to put me in a different school.
Anywhere but Roosevelt.
Okay? Chambers Academy currently has openings, but you have to have a challenge that makes it difficult for you to succeed in a traditional classroom environment.
Do you have such a challenge? All right, Max.
Here.
No.
Take it.
Go.
I'm gonna talk to Ruby.
Thank you for the lens, Hank.
Goodbye, Aunt Sarah.
All right.
Be careful.
Bye, Max.
What happened? Come on.
What's going on? Teachers? No! Well, what? Are you not being challenged over there? It's not that.
Hey.
What's his name? Whose name? Jake.
His name is Jake.
Why are they always named Jake? Who's Jake? Or Nick.
I can't see him again.
I don't know Well, she should probably go to a different school, you know? What the hell are you talking about? What's going on? She has a thing with Jake.
She can never see him again.
On the other hand I wanna know who Jake is.
Here, take a walk with me for a second.
Where you going? Am I going with you? If you leave school, Jake will know it's because of him.
Who's Jake? And think of what that'll do to his ego.
I'm not following you.
I'm staying here.
I know.
But I'm not gonna see him again.
No, you don't wanna see him again now.
But, I mean tomorrow you might actually This brings us to the house.
You've both been incredibly amicable so far, but this is usually the tough one.
At our last session I asked you to think about how you'd like to handle it.
Well, I think that the fairest thing to do is to sell the house.
It's a good market.
We'll make a profit and split it fifty-fifty.
Joel? Joel? She can have it.
It's our kids' home.
It's your home.
I want you to have it.
Julia, assuming you're okay with that? Yeah.
Okay.
That's everything then.
I can get all this to your attorney.
She'll draw up the divorce papers.
You two have been great.
The hard part is over.
I'll take the next.
No, it's okay.
Okay.
Next question.
"If 'X' is the mean of a random sample of size 'N, ' "where 'N' equals" It's like a squiggly line in front of the "Y.
" And it's, like, wearing a top hat.
I have no clue.
I've never seen that.
I don't know what that is.
Yeah.
You're gonna ace this.
I have to take this test in three days.
It's not funny.
I don't even know how to read the questions.
Well you shouldn't have an art history major helping you study.
That's not gonna help you at all.
I need to know how to read the questions.
You can't close the book.
Come on.
Let's just switch gears.
You have to let your brain rest.
Haven't you heard of this? Mmm-hmm? No.
I have 72 hours to be so smart until the test You have 68 hours.
You really are bad at math.
Grandpa's calling me at This is a nightmare.
This is the third time.
Yeah.
Well, something could be wrong.
No.
I promise you.
Hi, Mr.
Braverman.
No.
He's right here.
It's your grandpa.
Thank you.
Hey, Grandpa.
Hey, Drew.
Drew.
Listen, I got no time for pleasantries, okay? I need you over here ASAP.
We got a big day ahead of us.
Okay.
I don't really have time if you're trying to go to Big Top or something.
I'm kind of studying.
This is gonna be an adventure you will never ever forget.
Is it gonna take very long? Because I have a lot of work that I'm trying to get done.
Oh, I don't know.
A couple hours.
Five or six at the most, grandson.
Okay.
I'll be waiting for you out front.
Bye.
Thank you.
Gonna hang out with Gramps? "Five or six hours.
" Okay.
Twelve.
Got all the dog barf off the bed.
We have 12 minutes to get outside I don't know what you ate.
Are you okay? It's horrible.
Okay.
Otis is not allowed on the bed.
Yes.
Apparently he didn't get that memo.
Okay, hang on.
Max, just give me a second to focus here.
All right.
We don't have a second.
We have exactly 11 minutes before we need to be on the road I have sweaters.
I have sunscreen.
Okay.
I think we're good.
Um Do you not understand the time Stroller's in the car.
Hey.
I'm taking you.
constraints right now.
I'm overcoming my boat fear I don't care about that.
to take you to Alcatraz.
But you're pumped, right? I'm very pumped.
All right.
Here we go.
You ready to go? You ready to go? Come on, let's go on an adventure, baby girl.
Okay, guys.
Here we go.
That's right, okay.
You stay here, okay? We need to hurry.
I know.
Hang on.
We're doing great.
Okay.
Hang on.
Okay.
We have nine minutes.
Okay.
Nine.
Nine minutes.
It's gonna be great.
That's plenty of time.
Okay, hang on.
What's happening here? Why isn't the car starting? Do you not have the keys? They have to I mean The keys are the one thing that you need.
I know.
They must be in the house.
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Keys.
Oh, God.
Where are the keys? Oh, my God.
Where are the keys? No, no.
Okay.
You know what? Okay.
Where are the keys? New plan.
New plan.
Jump out.
Come on! We're gonna take my car.
I can't find the keys.
Go shut that door.
Okay.
This is ridiculous.
The traffic app updated.
There is increased traffic on the 580.
Jump out.
That's okay.
- We have two minutes to be on the road - Here we go.
if we wanna be there on time.
Oh, you're doing great.
Okay.
What do you plan to do about that? We're gonna fix it.
Nora's heading into the street.
Nora, Nora, Nora! Stay, stay, stay! What are you doing? Whoo! Come here.
Okay.
Here we go.
Max.
Max, get the car seat outta there for me.
That's not my job! If you wanna make the ferry, you'll help me.
Come on.
Quick, quick, quick.
Come on.
This is not on my list of responsibilities.
Jam it in there.
Let's just try to keep it together, okay? You got it.
Just That's fine.
Come here, baby girl.
Let me go! Let me down! Max, there's no parts.
There's no hooks.
It is now physically impossible for us to be able to make it to the ferry on time.
I can't get the thing in there because there's no hooks.
How can you have a car that is incapable of transporting children if you are about to have a child? You are going to be the worst mother in history.
Let me down, let me go, let me down.
Why don't the cool guys like me? What? They're not even cool.
That's why.
But they are.
No.
It'll change.
Wait till your But he gets Phoebe Cates.
No, this is a fantasy.
But if I was as hot as Phoebe Cates he would totally like me.
First of all, no one's as hot as Phoebe Cates.
She was like a freak of nature.
Whoa.
Anyway, this is gonna be edited for TV.
But, again, this is his fantasy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey.
Hey.
Hi.
Ruby, you didn't hear me honking? I'm double-parked.
Oh.
No, you're not supposed to be here until, like, 3:00, right, though? You didn't get my text? I don't have my phone.
I'm sorry.
Well, that's a first.
Come on, sweetie.
Let's go.
Get your stuff.
But I can't go now, though.
The movie's not even over, though.
We'll finish it later.
Fine.
Sorry.
She's in a mood because of Jake.
Who's Jake? Yeah.
Who's Jake? I never know.
Oh, I'm sure she'll tell you about him.
He's a boy she likes at school.
He's a cool guy.
I get it.
I get the gist of it.
Ruby, come on, sweetie.
- Let's go.
- Okay.
We've all been there, right? Yeah.
Yeah.
So Are you watching Fast Times at Ridgemont High? Yes.
It's the TV version.
Most of it's cut out.
You're okay with that, Hank? With our 15-year-old daughter watching a film that glorifies sexual promiscuity? Ah, that doesn't No, Sarah was watching it with her.
Amber saw it when she was her age.
It's actually got a lot of good high school dynamics.
I think that we have different parenting styles.
Hmm.
Wow.
Um I'm just saying maybe next time when you watch a movie with my daughter, it's not a film where Listen, listen.
a girl shows her breasts to get attention.
I apologize.
I didn't view it that way at all.
I It's okay.
Listen, I gotta go.
I gotta get that camera from Max, remember? For that job tomorrow.
Wow.
Really? Oh, yeah.
Get used to that.
- Ruby! - Okay! I'll be in the car.
Let's go! Hey.
Hi.
Um You have a second? Yeah, come on in.
Okay.
Pretty nice, huh? I was, uh I was waiting, you know, to figure out, you know, what we were gonna do.
So, I could probably do some furniture shopping.
Um, Joel? The house.
Yes.
Yesterday was emotional.
So I just wanted to give you a chance to change your mind.
Well, you don't have to do that.
Joel, we bought the house together.
Yeah.
The smart thing to do is just take the emotion out of it and split the asset.
It's not an asset, though, Julia.
It's an asset.
It's a home.
In a divorce, everything is an asset.
I refuse to talk about it like that.
We should just be reasonable.
We brought our baby girl home to that house, Julia.
It's the first safe place our son ever spent the night.
I mean, heck, the first night we owned it, you know, we didn't have furniture, even electricity, but we just laid on that floor and we talked about the future, and argued about what color we were gonna paint the walls.
It's not an asset.
It's a home.
And it kills me I had to walk away from it.
But I hurt you.
I hurt you, and I own that.
I get that.
So I don't want the house.
If I can't have you in it, I don't want it.
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have Hey.
Hey.
Hi.
Max here? Hi.
Yeah.
He's in the kitchen.
He's kind of freaking out right now, though.
What's he doing? He's just freaking out.
We had like a scheduling issue and, you know, he's doing that thing where he's panicking and I'm really stressed because I I feel like I don't know Max.
I'll be upstairs.
What are you doing, Max? The ferry left at 11:00.
I was supposed to be on the ferry but I was not on the ferry.
And I didn't get to take any pictures.
Oh, that sucks.
Yeah, it sucks.
Yes, it does.
But you gonna get all worked up just for that? I cannot help being worked up because I am upset.
I am very, very upset.
I see that.
Which is why I'm doing my breathing and relaxation exercises.
Well it ain't working, obviously.
I just started them.
Well, you Your camera is there in the kitchen.
You can get it and then you can go.
I see my camera.
I know.
I'm gonna take it.
I'm gonna go.
Not right now, okay? I'm a little worked up, too, you know.
Did someone promise to take you somewhere and then have insufficient transportation No to be able to fulfill that promise? No.
No.
Nothing like that.
You know, I'm just gonna walk with you.
Okay.
Sarah and Sandy were fighting.
They're fighting, and I don't know what to say to them.
And I panicked, okay.
I panicked and I walked out.
I don't like it when I can't understand people.
Dr.
Pelikan says it's because it makes me feel isolated.
That' a good word for it, isolated.
That's exactly right.
But I like being by myself more than I like being with other people.
Why is isolated bad? I like being alone, too.
Trust me.
Not a lot of people I like.
I mean there's a few.
There's a few people that I like being around.
I like Otis.
My parents sometimes.
And you.
Oh, God.
Why did I walk out? I panicked and I walked out.
Damn it.
So when are you gonna tell me where we're going? It's on a need to know basis, grandson.
Come on, you don't need to know anything.
You keep saying that.
Just keep driving.
Yeah.
I have this econ test that I'm studying for, so I don't really know how long we're gonna stay here.
I hope it's not much further.
Economics? Yeah.
Oh, heck.
Well, then you need a break, huh? Just enjoy yourself.
Come on.
Just keep driving.
I'll let you know when we get there.
Oh, shoot.
Jiminy Christmas.
This didn't used to be here.
This was wide-open spaces.
You could see forever.
I mean, this whole thing was a field and it had beautiful trees in it.
But none of this.
Why did we come here? Well, my dad, he used to take me over here and we'd go to a We'd go shooting, you know.
So I thought it would be a great idea to come out here with you.
Oh.
That's all.
We used to shoot cans of creamed corn and have all kinds of fun.
It was great.
I learned how to shoot here with him.
You came here to shoot? Cans? Is that what you're saying? Yeah.
Here.
Open the trunk.
Let me show you.
Yeah.
See? I mean I brought the creamed corn.
And then I got this There's not really much of anything out here.
This 1911 nine millimeter Colt.
Look at that.
Whoa, whoa, Grandpa.
Isn't that pretty? Put it away.
What are you thinking? I'm just showing you the gun, that's all.
Well, you can't pull out a gun in public.
Oh, for Pete's sake.
We're on the street.
We're at a liquor store.
Yeah? You can't have a gun out.
God, I told you that I was busy and that I had to study and I have all this stuff to do.
And you bring me out here to shoot a gun.
You don't even know how I feel about guns.
That's crazy.
Just get in the car.
Let's go.
Hi.
Hey.
Did you get your camera? Yeah, I did.
Sorry.
I mean I just I don't know.
I panicked and, you know, how What happened? How bad was it? We had a tense conversation and then she left.
Well, that's good if she left, right? No, it's not good, Hank.
Nothing got solved.
Well, she's tense.
It was very tense.
Then you left and made it more tense.
She's tense all the time.
But that's not okay.
She's irrational, though.
What is she doing? She's, you know, yelling about a stupid movie.
Hank, it's not about the movie.
Do you not understand that? I don't! I No, what? Look.
She sees me bonding with Ruby.
She doesn't like that.
That's threatening to her.
She thinks I'm taking her place.
It's a bigger issue.
Well, then why's she yelling about a movie, then? I should've got it.
I didn't get it, okay? It's okay.
I went.
And I didn't know.
You were fighting and you wanted me to fix it.
And I had to get out.
I had to go, so I went.
I went to get the camera and then And then it's Amber's crying and Max is pacing.
Wait, what? So I helped him out.
Yeah.
Amber's crying? About what? Yeah, yeah.
Um, I don't know.
She's just crying.
What do you mean you don't know? Didn't you ask her? No.
That's not normal, right? I should've asked her.
What are you gonna do? I'm gonna go find out why my daughter's crying.
I'm sorry.
I didn't, uh You know there's always Olive Garden.
We could always just return.
No, I don't have my old purse.
Okay.
It's not worth it unless you can make out with 10 pounds of breadsticks for the road.
That's true.
Or we could just go at the 10 cans of creamed corn in the backseat.
Oh, yeah.
That's, uh What the hell is all of this? My big trip with Grandpa, it was to shoot.
Like shoot guns? What? Wow.
Thank you for laughing so hard at me shooting a gun.
No.
I'm sorry.
I'm just I'm like trying to picture you with a firearm.
Well, there's not much to see.
It's not really clicking.
I didn't even Do you have a picture? No, I didn't shoot the gun.
Not once? No.
Come on.
You could've humored him at least.
I know.
But I was just annoyed.
I told him that I had to study, and then he took me out for like five hours.
You're being really selfish about this.
How am I being selfish? That's selfish of him.
I told him that I had something to do and that I was super busy and stressed.
You remember.
Well maybe it wasn't about you.
Have you thought of that? I know it wasn't about me.
Exactly.
It was about him.
That's what I'm saying.
He clearly has some, like, fond memories of shooting when he was your age.
I know, but he could've gone shooting with any one of us.
Well, he didn't wanna go with anybody.
And I am super stressed.
He wanted to go with you.
And he wanted you to love it.
Because your grandfather, who, you know, FYI, just had open heart surgery, maybe he wanted to do something with you so that in 50 years you can look back and have all these same fond memories that he had shooting with his dad when he was your age.
But, yeah.
Wow, what a selfish jerk.
Otis.
I like a little killing now and then.
What's wrong with that? Hello? Hi.
Max? Are you supposed to be eating that? Are you supposed to be watching that? I've got to kill.
I'm doing a lot of things I'm not supposed to be doing.
The system has broken down.
It's amazing.
What do you mean? Where's Amber? The dog is eating ice cream, Max.
Amber.
We have a future to think of.
We have a child.
No, no, no! Fine! Amber.
What is going on? Max is downstairs having, like, a feeding frenzy and, like, watching one of the Chucky movies.
Okay.
That's just great.
He said the system had broken down.
The whole world is Could she not sleep? The one thing that I was not supposed to let her do was climb into bed.
And But she was freaking out.
And it was the only thing that calmed her down.
And then Max just lost it because I couldn't get us to the boat in time.
I had Boat? I was supposed to take him to Alcatraz.
These are big plans to make with a little one and Max.
But I'm gonna have a little one.
And I couldn't even get the car seat to go in my car.
Why not? Because it doesn't have the The clickies What are the clickies? You know, you have to It's so easy.
You click 'em in.
My car doesn't have that.
Well, your car's old.
I can't have a baby if I can't put a car seat in my own car.
It's my fault anyway.
I let you watch Fast Times at Ridgemont High too early.
What? We'll get you started with the clickie things and we'll take it from there, okay? I just thought I wanted today to be so fun and it just was like a You shouldn't be putting all this pressure on yourself.
They don't start out this age.
They don't start out as big as Max.
They start out little and tiny and they don't talk or do anything except poo.
You can handle that.
Yeah.
I can definitely handle poo after today.
Then eventually you work your way up to dealing with insanity.
Look, you got her sleeping.
That's all that matters.
I just can't believe I'm really gonna do this alone.
Excuse me.
You're not gonna do it alone.
Tiny breathing.
Hey.
Hi.
We're still on for 8:00, right? No? Yes, we are.
We absolutely are.
I'm, uh I completely lost track of time.
Let me put something on.
I'll be right back.
You okay? Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm, um Yeah? I just got my divorce papers today.
Oh, wow, I'm so sorry.
I don't know what the right thing to say is.
No, it's okay.
It's just hitting me harder than I expected.
Yeah.
But I'm fine.
So let me just change and Look, we don't have to go out, really.
It's okay.
It's okay if you wanna be alone.
I totally understand.
Uh There's no reason anymore why you shouldn't come in.
You sure? I just didn't expect it to happen so fast.
The mediation went so smoothly, you know.
So all of a sudden there's this messenger kid on my doorstep with the papers.
And as soon as I sign them, my marriage is over.
I'm sorry.
This is an awkward topic.
Look, Jules, this is just where you are in your life right now.
All right? I get it.
I get it.
So just tell me.
I'll have some wine.
Mmm.
Tell me about the house.
What happened with the house? Oh, no.
No.
I I'm so sorry.
Chris.
I am so sorry.
I shouldn't have just blurted it out like that.
Chris.
I got the house.
You got the house? I got the house.
Really? Yeah.
Wow, you got the whole thing? Yeah, all of it.
Well, that's fantastic.
I know.
It's a pretty nice house.
It is a nice house.
Yup.
My house.
All mine.
Shouldn't you be happy about that? It was just so weird.
I was completely prepared to say goodbye.
And now I get to stay.
And so I'm I'm just here in the middle of all these memories, you know? You know what? Yeah.
Here's to new memories.
You know if I finish this glass of wine, I'm gonna be too drunk to drive.
That's a good call.
I am pretty tired myself.
Maybe we should call it a night.
Yeah.
Hey.
Hey.
What is it now, Hank? Okay.
Sarah isn't gonna replace you in Ruby's life.
No, of course not.
I'm Ruby's mother.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Well, as long as you get that then, uh, then we're good, I guess.
Okay.
I don't know.
Maybe we're not good.
I don't know.
Because it sounds like when you're saying that the issue is settled, but Okay.
What are you doing? Are you trying to pick a fight with me? No.
No, I'm not trying to fight.
What? I just wanna Here's the thing.
I recently have realized that I guess I'm not good at communicating.
Oh, my God.
You're just realizing this now? I've only been telling you for 18 years.
I know.
And I've just been thinking that you were some oversensitive, uh, well, shrew, I guess.
Well, that's great.
Because I thought if I could just I mean, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
I suck at this.
Okay.
I'm trying to say that you You weren't the problem.
Here's the thing.
I'm seeing this guy.
And What? What? Not seeing.
I'm not seeing a guy.
I'm talking to this guy.
He's a professional.
He's a shrink.
He specializes in people like me.
Uh, okay.
What do you mean, "people like you"? People like me.
People who just They're just not so good with emotions, stuff like that.
And understanding feelings, whatever.
You know, here's the thing.
He thinks that it's like a jump ball whether I have it or not.
But lately I'm realizing it's not.
It's not a jump ball.
In fact, I'm pretty sure it's a slam-dunk.
I got Asperger's.
That's what it is.
It's It's a high functioning autism.
No, I know.
I know.
I I had no idea.
I'm I'm sorry.
I don't know what to say.
So, looking back, I think that probably a lot of the stuff was me.
It wasn't you.
And, uh I'm starting to get that, you know? It must've been hard to, you know, be married to me.
Was it? Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I wish I would've known.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, me, too.
But look, in any case, I'm gonna try harder now with Ruby.
And that'll be good.
And you, too.
So Thank you.
Okay.
So we're good, right? Yeah.
We're good.
All right.
But are we really good? Because if we're not good What you gotta do now is you gotta be very specific.
Okay.
'Cause that helps.
Kazmir staring down that That, uh, guy from the Royals? I mean, that was the highlight of the whole season.
Hands down.
Yeah.
Well, it's like time should've stopped, you know.
Oh.
The kid should've dropped the bat and left the field.
He basically did.
Gosh.
See, I gotta tell you.
I'm enjoying the hell outta this.
You know, I could talk baseball all night long.
But I I got a sneaking suspicion that's not why you're here.
So, what's going on? What? Nothing.
I just remember you used to just intimidate the crap out of me.
Me? You're so harmless now.
Oh, God.
And I've gotten in touch with my feminine side.
It shows.
Does it? Really.
Probably in the walk.
Definitely.
What are you doing here? I, uh I'm saying goodbye, Zeek.
What? You know, I never had a role model growing up.
I never had that.
And And you were that for me, so I just wanted to say thank you.
And I'm gonna miss you and I'm gonna miss I'm gonna miss your family.
That's it? You're outta here? Yeah.
I mean, we finished up mediation this week so So you're done.
Yeah.
I can't keep dragging this on, you know.
I gotta let her go.
Yeah.
Just giving up? I'm not giving up.
Yeah you are.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
This is what she wanted.
This is what she wanted.
I'm trying to honor that.
This is what your daughter wanted.
Can you please just let me get outta here with some sense of dignity? Are you kidding me? You love your kids? Come on.
Hmm? Do you love your kids? Do you love your wife? You know I do.
Mmm.
I took you in as a son.
Look at me.
Look at me.
Okay? If you love her, Joel, you fight for her.
Come on.
You fight for her.
Don't leave.
And I kind of wanted to I can't let you win, you know that.
You can't stop me.
That's, uh Yeah.
Don't move.
Okay.
Hey.
Hi.
Hi, Hank.
Sarah, hi.
Hey.
Hi.
Ruby, your mom's here.
Oh, there she is.
Hey.
I'll get the You got your bag over here.
Oh.
Okay.
Thanks.
Come on.
I have a really big day planned for us.
Oh, God.
What? Mom, what are you making me do? I'm making you go to Yogurtland.
That's what I'm making you do.
Uh-oh.
Oh, and that's, like, this really big day? Yeah.
It is, Ruby.
Because I called all over town until I finally found one that has taro root on the menu.
Oh, come on.
Really? Oh! - Oh my God.
- For real? Yes! Yay.
Here? Is that really a flavor? Yeah.
Oh, it's amazing.
Honestly.
It's so good.
Dad, you got it that one time by accident.
Thanks.
Yeah, I didn't know.
I didn't have my glasses.
I thought it was, uh, toffee.
Right.
But then we tried it and now it's like our crack.
I know.
It's awesome.
And you know what stinks is they took it out of the rotation.
I know.
I can't figure that out.
Hey, you should come with us, Dad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That'd be awesome.
Hold up.
Mom should, you know You need time with her.
You're gonna talk about the whole Jake saga and everything.
No, no, no.
Hank, come on.
Come on.
Come with us.
We can all talk about the whole Jake saga.
Oh, my God.
That's embarrassing.
Oh, Sarah.
I'm so sorry.
Oh.
No.
We are being so rude.
You don't mind if we steal him for the day, do you? Uh, no.
No.
Of course, taro root.
I mean, it's a special day.
You guys have fun.
Yeah.
You know what I'll do, I'll get it and I'll bring it back.
No, that's okay.
It would never last.
Where is it? It's by the university.
All right.
So it won't be long.
All right.
Cool.
We'll be right back.
See you, Ruby.
See you next weekend.
Wow.
What are you doing? Huh? You eating a cookie? Yeah.
I'm eating a cookie.
You're not allowed to eat that, right? What do you mean, "I'm not allowed to eat it"? Come on.
Let's go.
Go where? Oh, it's a need to know basis.
We're going somewhere on a need to Let's go.
It's a jailbreak.
Oh.
I'm liking this.
Come on.
Millie! Need to know basis.
Leaving.
There we go.
I'm not eating a cookie.
Don't worry.
Here we go.
Oh, that's a great touch.
Oh, yeah.
Thank you.
They said it was too messy, but I told 'em how old you were so they assumed you wouldn't hit anything, so they let me.
Hmm.
Well, we'll see about that.
You're gonna take the first shot, aren't you? No.
I'm I'm rooting you on.
Okay, grandson.
This is such a great treat for me, and we came all this way.
Now humor me, all right? The first lesson here is, of course, safety, okay? All right.
And you're dealing with a weapon.
It's gotta be handled like it's a dangerous, beautiful woman.
Wow.
All right? I'll try not to Now are you right-handed or left-handed? Uh, right.
Okay.
So, here you go.
You take that in your hand.
Okay.
Put your index finger along the side of the weapon.
All right.
The safety Hey, is something wrong? A year ago you asked me to fight for you.
And I was too stupid to listen.
So I'm here.
I don't wanna live another day without you, Julia.
Not another second.
So I am fighting for you.
And I am fighting for our marriage.
I want you back.