Royal Pains s06e07 Episode Script
Electric Youth
Previously on Royal Pains I feel like I've been split in two now, with one half of me wanting my baby and the other half wanting to be at work.
Hankmed's looking to grow, and we're having trouble finding the right space.
Well, I've grown a business or two maybe I can help.
Forget about these lease terms and deposits and contracts.
Let's make this easy, do it as partners.
Yeah, that's definitely something we should plan on having a discussion about.
We just had the discussion.
Oh, oh, hello.
- I was just - Working out? Are these workouts for anyone specific? No.
Wow.
Look at you.
It's a thank-you from Oz.
But I only gave him one photo.
Oh, no, no.
This is for the next one.
And so is this.
__ I'm gonna get something to drink.
Yo, another epic party, kid.
Yo, thanks, man.
Ooh.
Hey, sorry.
This was really fun.
Yeah, well, what else is there? Huh? __ Babe.
Babe.
Babe, you hear that? What's that, partner? Mmm.
Bad dream? Oh.
Very bad.
Sorry I woke you.
No, you didn't.
It's the rager down the street.
Do you know what time it is? - What was the dream about? - It was about, uh I don't remember.
Just kind of poof, you know? - Mm.
- Mm.
Listen, since they're having fun Yeah? Mm.
- Paige.
- Hmm? I don't think I can do this right now.
I'm just feeling really distracted.
It's a lot of things.
What am I saying? Of course I can.
Oh, um, Sashi was crying, and and you were in the shower.
I am so sorry she woke you.
She can't help when she gets hungry.
Thank you.
I couldn't sleep.
I have no idea how to tell Hank and Evan that I want to be part-time.
But you told me with no difficulty.
I guess.
But I want to maintain my professional standards and not abandon Hankmed during the busy season.
I suppose it is less professional than the standard you've established.
This is more than I've seen her eat in weeks.
Are you using formula? Yes, she, uh she seems to have developed a taste for it.
The formula was supposed to supplement my breast milk when I went back to work.
She wasn't supposed to like it better.
Oh, well, would you rather I not use it? I think I made the decision to go part-time too late.
Too late for what? To do what's best for my daughter.
Hey, I'm up.
Oh, my God.
Hank, you just scared the crap out of me.
What are you doing up? Oh, just checking up on some diagnostic cytology.
Yeah, sounds like a real page-turner.
Yeah.
What about you? You have a nice night? Were you waiting up for me? Really? No.
No, no, no.
I'm just I'm kind of into, you know, dynamic Yes, I was waiting up for you.
But, you know, you have been coming home pretty late.
It's not that late, especially in the summer, especially in the Hamptons.
Yeah, that's exactly why I'm worried.
It was a great party.
Come on, Hank, don't you remember what it was like to be a teenager? I know the timing is horrendous, and I don't want you to think that Hankmed isn't important to me.
It is.
It is.
It is so - You want to go part-time.
- Yes, how did you Jeremiah called me this morning.
I wish he hadn't done that.
Look, he's the medical director.
He wanted to get a jump start on the schedule, but, Divya, why were you nervous to tell us? I mean, you had to know we'd all be supportive.
I don't want to disappoint you.
I want to have it all.
I hope I can have it all.
And I hope I can add some sleep in there somewhere.
Well, if you figure out how, let me know.
I was up late waiting for Emma to come home.
At least you knew where Sashi was.
Yes, but I bet when Emma came home, she went straight to bed and didn't wake up again till morning.
You're half right.
She's still asleep.
Hankmed.
Uh, yeah, on my way.
Just text me the address.
So are you on the clock or off? On, very much on.
Good.
Come.
You have a lovely home, Billy.
Oh, this isn't my place.
But it's my place for now, so I plan to enjoy it.
The rest of the time it's Jack Piper's place You know, tough guy, action movie star.
- Oh, the Irish actor? - Yeah, I'm his house sitter.
It's kind of my profession.
I'm always in swank pads like this, on the beach, giant pool, no responsibility.
Huh.
Does Jack Piper know you threw a party at his house? I like to think he'd appreciate that his house is being appreciated.
Ah, well, I hope so for you.
So what can we do to help? I can't taste my funyuns, and I've got this giant splotch on my hand.
I need to get some more information.
- Let's start with your age.
- Age is just a number.
Regardless, it's a number that we need.
Okay.
Ouch.
Did you receive an electric shock? There was a huge zap.
When did this happen? Last night.
Did you lose consciousness? Yeah, but they said I wasn't out long.
Could you have hit your head? You are good.
Slammed right into a deck chair.
You should have called us immediately.
Billy, do you use drugs? Why does everybody ask me that? I can't be happy without being high? Don't you find something wrong with that assumption? I'm more concerned with what could be wrong with you Deep-tissue damage, heart-rhythm disturbances, or a head injury.
I feel fine.
I just can't taste anything.
Damage from an electrical shock can be delayed.
We need to make sure that you're all right.
We're gonna take you to the hospital right now.
Well, Bob, we ruined your coffee, just the way you like it.
We bought soy milk.
- Better for my cholesterol.
- Yeah.
It was the least we could do since you agreed to this breakfast therapy session.
I always go above and beyond for my clients.
And with special ones like the two of you, I go above and beyond the above and beyond.
Thanks, Bob.
Yeah, it's just with both of us so busy, you know, Evan with Hanklab and me with my new business, we just we don't want to fall into the trap of last summer.
Are these ventures going well? Uh, for me, yeah.
Berger & Lawson is taking off.
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
We're meeting with a potential new client today, in fact The Rosewills, and they are very connected.
I am so proud of you.
And I am proud that you're proud, Evan.
What about your venture? Uh, he's He's feeling the pressure, so much so that he can't sleep.
As it turns out, though, that's not such a bad thing.
But, yeah, there's a lot riding on this lab.
And Ray he's the guy who owns the place He's he's a kind of a wild card.
That's Evan's way of saying he's in the mob.
He's he's he's allegedly in the mob.
Does that concern you? Yeah, a little.
But what other option do I have? A question is only rhetorical if you don't answer it.
The only other option is Hankmed goes out of business all because I failed.
Let's tighten the spot on the cage.
Thanks for coming to examine Hope.
I know a doctor's time is valuable and expensive.
Oh, she doesn't need a doctor.
She needs a locksmith.
You know, she takes classes almost every day, then rehearsals, then the show, and she always has a smile.
So when she said she was in pain, I got really worried.
If it's bad enough for Hope to complain, it must be bad.
Oh, well, I'm I'm glad to help.
Thank you.
Hey, guys, you made it.
I wish you'd seen a smoother rehearsal.
The whole point is to free myself from the gilded cage and then fly.
So much for my theme.
On the brighter side, it doesn't look like you're hurting today.
It comes, and it goes, but it is killer.
I mean it Like someone is stabbing me from the inside of my neck.
May I take a look? Okay, stick out your tongue.
I wonder if you might have a foreign body in your posterior pharynx.
It's not that kind of place.
No, I meant, um, a feather in your throat.
Oh.
Is it possible you may have swallowed one? Only every show.
Well, I'd like to perform a flexible laryngoscopy, to, uh, find and remove any possible obstruction.
Is there maybe an area here with more privacy? Mm, not really.
Okay, Hope, the cage is fixed.
Oh, and I have to get back to rehearsals.
Um, we have limited time on the stage.
Can I meet you later on my lunch break? Oh, yeah, yes, I can come back.
Our lab next door is undergoing construction, but we'll we'll we'll find a quiet place there.
Thank you.
Bye.
He's just as nice as you said.
Well, I-I'd better go.
Mm-hmm.
I forgot my bag.
Mm-hmm.
Thank you.
I'm I'm I'm just having trouble following Hey, Ev, you wanted to talk to me? Uh, yeah, hold on one sec.
You're saying I need a C.
O.
N.
if I am an A.
F.
C.
? That's what you're saying? Yeah, you're talking to a guy who loves acronyms here, but O.
M.
F.
G.
, man, this is Yeah, I got that one.
Thanks a lot.
How important are MRIs? - They're up there.
- Yeah.
So Emma got home pretty late last night.
Have you met any of her friends? No, why? Well, I'm just curious, you know.
All of a sudden, she's out every night.
I kind of wonder what she's doing.
She's fine.
She's just being a kid.
Remember all the crazy stuff we got into back then? - We turned out okay.
- "Crazy stuff"? Like what kind of crazy stuff? - Like lots of things.
- Yeah? Like what? Like what? Um, car-sledding after the first big storm of the year.
- Oh, yeah.
- That was fun.
- That was pretty crazy.
- Yeah.
Or Dave Schonoveld's party We set his oven on fire.
That was awesome.
Oh, remember Brandon Seapley's pool? What about it? When we went skinny-dipping.
No, I wasn't there.
Yes, you were.
Remember, Brandon Seapley? He was the only person we knew who had a pool.
It wasn't nearly warm enough to go swimming yet, but his family was gone for the weekend, so it was our only shot, so we went for it.
- We jumped the fence.
- Hurry up, before someone sees.
We were having a great time.
Man, I had the best cannonball, like, the best.
Yours was decent.
You taught me everything, but I far surpassed you.
Mine was the stuff of legend.
All technique.
Evan, it wasn't me.
Yes, it was, Henry.
You were totally there.
Trust me.
So we were in there having a great time, - then Mr.
Seapley came home.
- Hey! What the hell are you kids doing? He was, like, yelling at us.
We were like, "ohh!" We were scrambling out of the pool, grabbed our clothes, and he was chasing us.
And we were laughing our heads off, even though we were terrified 'cause the guy was crazy.
That was the best day ever.
It sounds like a great day.
I wasn't there.
- Of course you were.
- No, I wasn't.
Henry Whatever.
Anyway, simpler times.
Now I'm dealing with government bureaucrats and their MRI regulations, which is kind of what I wanted to talk to you about.
Uh, it's not totally what I wanted to talk about, but it's definitely adjacent to it.
Ooh, Divya's here, and we got to get to a follow-up.
Uh, can we talk tonight? How about dinner, you know? That way, we can really talk, catch up on everything.
Yeah, sure.
Okay, great.
I'll see you later.
Hey, you're just in time for my frisbee golf game.
Ah, nice.
I used to love frisbee golf.
- Hey, you want to tee off? - Uh Remember, we are here for your follow-up.
- Yes.
- Oh, yeah.
I'm not huge into schedules.
So all of your tests were normal.
Have you been able to taste anything yet? Not yet, but I'm working on it.
Hey, you thirsty? I'll wait until happy hour.
Oh, I thought it was happy hour.
No, it's not.
Are you disoriented, or are you just not big into clocks either? Hard to say.
Both? Um, can you have a seat, please? Mm.
Uh, can you hand me the rapid sodium test? Yes.
Billy, we need to check the salt levels in your blood.
- I'm getting plenty of salt.
- Yeah, I see that.
Kind of looks like you're craving it too.
I need your finger, please.
There you go.
And just hold that down.
See, cerebral salt wasting can be caused by electrical injuries.
- Yours is dangerously low.
- Doesn't seem that low.
Salt levels are sensitive.
Even a small variation can be a threat.
Let's start him on I.
V.
fluids.
May I have your arm? Okay.
Good.
Thank you.
Right there.
See, the problem is that water follows salt.
So if you lose the salt in your body, you lose the fluid and become dehydrated.
This solu-cortef should help your fluid balance.
Sorry.
No more drinks and no more salt.
Buzzkill.
Part of the job description.
You're helping me out, and I'm grateful, but you do have a serious responsible vibe going on.
He's always been like that.
You should look into the happiness principle.
Uh, I'm sorry.
The what? Keep an open mind.
Yeah, we buzzkills aren't exactly known for that.
Happiness is the point of everything.
Well, that makes sense to me.
Didn't always make sense to me.
I have four older brothers.
And they all used to be fun, crazy, and happy.
Then they grew up.
One by one, I watched them become cranky, ulcer-ridden, serious professionals.
I couldn't do it.
Life is too short.
So I sought happiness instead, and I found it.
I can play frisbee golf, though, right? Absolutely not.
We need to restore your sodium slowly and carefully.
Yeah, too much too fast can lead to central pontine myelinolysis.
Right.
Yeah.
What's that? Acute paralysis.
So, Billy, you need to take this seriously.
All right.
You got my attention now.
Good.
Glad to hear it.
- What happened? - We had a party.
Everybody came, so there was a lot of foot traffic out here.
Out here? The rug was o-outside? It's been out here for a while Indoor-outdoor living, you know? Mm-hmm.
Um, you probably didn't realize, but hand-knotted rugs can take entire lifetimes to weave.
- Really? - Yeah.
I remember when your grandmother bought this at auction.
It dates back to the latter part of the reign of Shah Tahmasp in 1565.
That's part of the problem.
Aesthetically, we're a little more modern, not that the 1560s weren't a good time Probably.
Um, was this a gift from your grandmother? In a way.
She died, and we inherited the rug and the house, which is nice for what it is, but eventually we want to replace everything with more contemporary furniture.
- And the rug just won't fit in.
- Mm-hmm.
I'm sure we can get you a substantial price for it.
No, we'll store it.
I just thought we should repair it first.
Well, we know a rug-restoration specialist whose work is like magic.
So when the MRI gets here, we've got to get two letters, one from the architect and one from the engineer, just to get it certified.
- So what I was thinking - Inspector came this morning.
What? We got approved before installation? Preapproved.
Don't worry about it.
Look at that.
Already open for business.
Yeah.
Do you remember what you were doing when the pain began? Nothing.
It just happened.
I was talking to the stage manager about the cage, and Ugh.
It's just so awful.
I can give you something for that.
I just need to do a culture first to check for infections.
Open wide, please.
All right, this will ease the pain, as well as help with any discomfort from the scope.
All right.
Chin up towards me a little bit.
Thank you.
And if you can just try to breathe normally through your nose.
Oh, hello, Divya.
- This is Hope.
- Nice to meet you, Hope.
I don't see an obstruction.
The cultures will give us more information, so I'll let you know when we get the results.
Thanks.
Come back next door soon.
They fixed the cage, so you'll get the full show.
She seems lovely.
Evan asked me to stop by and check the progress on the space.
Actually, I'm glad you're here.
I've been thinking about the discussion we had last night.
Me too.
I know that you were trying to help when you spoke with Hank.
Yes, and I wanted to help more, so I downloaded the current research on bottle-feeding versus breast-feeding.
Apparently, it's quite controversial.
Mm.
How thoughtful.
Hello? Ev? Anybody home? Oh, you must be Hank.
Oh, yeah.
Um, hello.
I have heard so much about you.
- I'm Bob.
- Ah, Bob.
I've heard a lot about you too.
I was just looking for Evan.
We were supposed to have dinner.
Delightful.
Well, make yourself at home.
Don't mind me.
I am just here to do a little bit of gardening.
Um, on their porch? Wherever's there's life, I tend.
I find it very therapeutic The natural interaction, the reward of nurturing.
I've heard that, though I've never done much gardening myself.
No time, I guess.
We caretakers must find time to take care of ourselves too.
Well, I like taking care of people, always have.
- Always? - Yeah, I, um I started pretty early.
But it was good.
I learned a lot.
I mean, I missed a few things.
Actually, Evan was just talking about Evan was talking about what? No, no, no, it was nothing.
If it's on your mind, it's not nothing.
I apologize, I can't seem to turn off the therapist mode.
I am always butting in, being nosy, but I promise you, it comes from a good place.
Oh, believe me.
I understand the impulse.
So, uh, what do you think you missed? Uh, nothing important, you know, just, um, irresponsible things, like skipping school or, uh, getting chased by cops or, uh, going skinny-dipping in the Seapleys' pool.
Why didn't you go? I didn't have a choice.
Our dad had left us.
My mom was starting to get pretty sick.
I needed to be there, and I knew that.
Hank! Hank! Oh, my God, Hank! But I also knew I needed to protect Evan from it for as long as I could.
Me, Matty, and Daniel We went skinny-dipping in Brandon's pool.
- Skinny-dipping? - It was awesome! I guess it's been on my mind more than I realized.
Why? I think I'm falling into old habits.
You know, I thought I needed to protect Evan, and now I'm doing the same thing with Emma.
Your sister.
Yeah, I just can't let her be a teenager.
Maybe it's 'cause I don't know what that means.
And I wish I did.
Um, I understand.
Maybe you will.
What do you think of these two? I want to give Ray a few choices.
A client like Ray doesn't want choices.
Just tell him you found the perfect piece, and then make sure you do.
Got it.
This really is the best partnership, isn't it? Oh, God.
You're gonna turn into a hallmark card again, aren't you? No, I'm just I'm just saying we're in this together.
- And I like it.
- Me too.
Now, get back to work.
Oh, what did you hear from the rug-restoration guys? Uh-oh.
It was deemed "beyond repair.
" No.
Those entitled twits didn't just damage it, they held a perfect beauty in their home, and then they ignored her, tortured her, and finally murdered her.
They aren't the Rosewills.
They're the Mansons.
The Mansons of antique rugs.
Oh.
It's heartbreaking.
We should plot our revenge on the house of Rosewill.
We can replace it with polyester shag, faux leopard.
Metallic flokati.
- Hey, Bob.
- Hey.
Come on in.
Thank you so much for coming.
I couldn't miss a chance to see the infamous Hankmed H.
Q.
You know, I really feel I get a better sense of you and Paige the more I see of your lives in action.
- Yep.
- Speaking of Oh, Paige? She's not here.
This isn't really a marriage crisis so much as a Me thing.
Oh, well, uh, why don't you have a seat? - Tell me what's on your mind.
- All right.
I overheard Hank talking to you last night.
Ah, were his revelations surprising to you? Yes and no.
I always knew he stepped up, obviously.
I never really thought about how much he missed, though.
He took to it so well, I just assumed it was baked into his DNA, like he was born to be the adult, and I was born to be the kid.
Do you still feel like the kid? Sometimes.
Like with this lab thing, I keep thinking, "what would Hank do?" I think that a lot, actually "What would Hank do?" I rely on him Still.
And he relies on you.
Yeah, he does.
You're an adult now.
Maybe it's Hank's turn to be the kid, so to speak.
I didn't think I'd see you.
I know.
I'm late.
You sounded upset.
I was just complaining to my friend about my work schedule.
- What? - I speak a little Spanish.
I heard you say "immigration.
" - Oh.
- If you're having trouble, maybe I could help.
I could do some research.
That's very sweet, but I don't want you to handle it.
You can listen and tell me I can handle it.
You can handle it.
A quick study, and you speak Spanish I'm impressed.
Sorry you missed my shift.
You're gonna have to order a sandwich for Andy instead.
Oh, I'm not staying.
I just I stopped by to say hello to you.
I have to give Hope her test results.
Is she okay? Yeah, it's that's confidential.
I can't tell you that.
In fact, I shouldn't have told you that I was seeing her or that she had tests.
Oh, that's okay.
Don't tell me.
I'll follow you, and Hope will tell me.
Billy.
Hey, what's going on? People just started showing up.
I have an open-door policy.
Yeah, well, what happened to taking things seriously? I was feeling better.
I was, but Now I feel heavy, like my arms weigh 100 pounds.
Sodium levels are stable.
Okay, I don't want to take chances.
We should do an MRI to make sure there's no demyelination.
Sorry, but I think you need a buzzkill.
All right, everyone.
Excuse me, your attention.
Party's over.
Time to go.
Uh, that is if you want to beat the cops, - who are coming now.
- What? There we go.
Thank you.
Bye-bye.
Billy! Billy.
I can't move.
Am I paralyzed? Okay, stay calm.
I promise, I didn't have any salt.
Weak and thready.
Billy! Billy, are you with us? He must be in neurogenic shock.
Uh, call 911.
His blood is pooling in his limbs.
He could go into cardiac arrest.
I need towels and belts.
Excuse me.
Guys, can I ask you to get up? Thank you.
- Hey, will bungee cords work? - Yeah, it's perfect.
If we tie off Billy's extremities, we can keep the blood centralized near his heart.
But that doesn't guarantee we'll get enough back into his circulation.
No, but it's the only chance we have.
- We should elevate his feet.
- Good thinking.
Okay.
Okay.
Stronger.
She looks well.
No pain that's a good thing, right? So those test results all came out very positive, or I guess that would be negative.
Well, I-I still can't tell you.
She doesn't seem to be moving her head too aggressively, nor does she seem to have any tightening in her neck.
You're the only person in the room that's looking at Hope's neck.
Did you just see her yawn? Mm.
She works crazy hours.
But then that brought on her pain.
- I think I know what she has.
- What does she have? I don't think that's part of her act.
Excuse me.
Hope.
Hope.
Oh, God.
Is she okay? She's bradycardic, hypotensive.
Hope.
Hope, is all your pain on one side? It feels like Ow.
What's happening? Hope's heart rate is extremely low due to an exaggerated vagoglossopharyngeal reflex.
- What? - The pain in her neck was caused by an irritation of the ninth cranial nerve, which is now affecting her heart rate.
This will bring her heart rate back up.
What An injection in her neck will fix her heart? Yes.
Lidocaine into the carotid sinus increases heart rate.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Oh, okay, good.
She's awake.
Hope.
Hope, are you okay? I don't know.
- Am I? - Yes.
Her heart rate is rebounding.
So, Billy, your MRI confirmed cervical ascending edema Swelling working its way up your spinal cord.
It was caused by your electrical shock.
But the edema is reversible, and you should see it resolve over the next six weeks.
Okay, time to punch out.
I can stay.
No, no, no, I got you covered.
Go.
Bye.
This was a close one, right? It was a close one.
Maybe I do need to be more responsible.
Around electricity? Yeah, definitely.
I can feel that vibe again, huh? You want to tell me to grow up? Actually, my advice is don't grow up too fast.
Really? In fact, maybe I could learn a thing or two from your happiness principle.
So how long do I have to stay here? Uh, three or four nights.
Uh, five is better.
My next house-sitting gig doesn't start till next week.
- Ah.
- Oh, hey, if I give you keys to Jack Piper's place, can you throw them under the planter by the back door? Yeah, sure.
Happy to help.
Excellent.
Thank whoa.
- Yeah, maybe not.
- Thank you.
Yep.
Hey, I can taste it.
Nice.
Enjoy.
Oh, my gosh.
I am so sorry.
I almost knocked you over.
I'm out of it today.
Everything all right? Yes.
Yes, I'm fine.
I've just got to get home, see Sashi.
I do hate leaving a patient.
How is the patient? Patient's fine.
Hank has it under control.
I I am the one out of control.
Completely out of control.
I really thought that going part-time would give me balance, but I seem to be scrambling even more.
I really want to be a good mom to Sashi.
She deserves everything.
But I love my work too.
Three years ago, this business was my dream, and I sacrificed so much for it.
I always give 100% to everything.
But how do I give 100% to Sashi and my job all at the same time? I know, you're going to tell me that it's a statistical impossibility.
No, not in your case.
Your parents thought that your career would be impossible, and the doctors said that your pregnancy would be impossible, and now you think that managing it all is impossible.
But I know you.
You can handle this, all of it.
Thank you.
- I needed that.
- You're welcome.
Hi.
I brought some things for Hope.
How is she? You can tell me now, right? She gave you permission.
Yes, she'll be all right.
I still don't quite understand what happened.
Hope has glossopharyngeal neuralgia, which is caused by, uh, compression of a nerve.
The ninth cranial nerve? Yes.
Good memory.
The surgeon will decompress the nerve, and her pain episodes will cease.
So no more neck injections? Is that your car? It's one of them.
The other one is being serviced.
Okay.
Wow.
Thanks again.
See you at the restaurant.
Viviana.
I got to go.
Hey, listen.
So you probably noticed I didn't say much about the Hanklab - at dinner last night.
- Yeah.
Yeah, that's just because there isn't much to say.
I'm all over it.
Okay? It'll be finished by next week.
You've got nothing to worry about.
Sounds great.
I knew I could count on you.
- Cool.
- Listen, I will be right back.
I just got to put these keys under some planter.
Now, whoa, wait.
- There's no one home? - No.
Do they have a pool? That's not happening.
Come on, Henry.
- Come on, live a little.
- No, it's a bad idea.
That's the point.
This is awesome! I told you.
Whoo! Race you to the shallow end? - Done, son.
- All right.
- On your mark, get set - Yeah, yeah! Hey.
That's cheating.
You're a cheater.
Says the loser, 'cause you're a loser.
Hey, come on.
That was not fair.
- Oh, really? - That's called cheating.
- Is that fair? Is that fair? - That's called cheating.
You can't even splash well.
Whoa.
I thought the house sitter was in the hospital.
- Yeah, he is.
- So who turned the lights on? Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oy! - Is that Jack Piper? - Yeah.
What's going on? Who are you? Uh, I'm Hank.
This is Evan.
Get the hell out of my pool.
If you're not out of there by the time I get down, I'm gonna kick both your heads in.
Okay, okay.
- Race you to the car? - Yeah, let's race.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Go.
Bye! Good to meet you.
You were absolutely right about Ray.
I showed him the demilune sideboard with the tambour door, and he loved it.
Nice choice.
It was on the Bonham list.
Where's their book? It's in my study.
I'll get it in a minute.
Oh, I'll grab it.
Which one's the study? The door on the right.
Don't go digging around up there the place is a mess.
Yeah, I'm calling hoarders.
You find it? Yeah.
I still can't believe you did that.
I can't believe Jack Piper has our clothes.
Where have you two been? I have been worried sick.
And where are your clothes? Oh, no, this is what we wore out.
This is just kind of how we dress now.
Awesome.
I don't want to know.
Um, I'm gonna go and hang out with some friends.
I assume you want a full accounting of everyone's names and ages and 401 Plans.
Actually, no.
I just want you to have fun.
I want you to be a teenager.
Uh, seriously? Seriously.
I mean, I'll still be waiting up, no matter what.
Look, just take pity on me, will you? I can't help myself.
Okay, I'll consider it.
Thank you.
Wow, it's nice being the older, wiser siblings.
Yeah, it is nicer.
So tomorrow we toilet paper Hamptons heritage.
Yeah, we do.
Race you to the top of the stairs!
Hankmed's looking to grow, and we're having trouble finding the right space.
Well, I've grown a business or two maybe I can help.
Forget about these lease terms and deposits and contracts.
Let's make this easy, do it as partners.
Yeah, that's definitely something we should plan on having a discussion about.
We just had the discussion.
Oh, oh, hello.
- I was just - Working out? Are these workouts for anyone specific? No.
Wow.
Look at you.
It's a thank-you from Oz.
But I only gave him one photo.
Oh, no, no.
This is for the next one.
And so is this.
__ I'm gonna get something to drink.
Yo, another epic party, kid.
Yo, thanks, man.
Ooh.
Hey, sorry.
This was really fun.
Yeah, well, what else is there? Huh? __ Babe.
Babe.
Babe, you hear that? What's that, partner? Mmm.
Bad dream? Oh.
Very bad.
Sorry I woke you.
No, you didn't.
It's the rager down the street.
Do you know what time it is? - What was the dream about? - It was about, uh I don't remember.
Just kind of poof, you know? - Mm.
- Mm.
Listen, since they're having fun Yeah? Mm.
- Paige.
- Hmm? I don't think I can do this right now.
I'm just feeling really distracted.
It's a lot of things.
What am I saying? Of course I can.
Oh, um, Sashi was crying, and and you were in the shower.
I am so sorry she woke you.
She can't help when she gets hungry.
Thank you.
I couldn't sleep.
I have no idea how to tell Hank and Evan that I want to be part-time.
But you told me with no difficulty.
I guess.
But I want to maintain my professional standards and not abandon Hankmed during the busy season.
I suppose it is less professional than the standard you've established.
This is more than I've seen her eat in weeks.
Are you using formula? Yes, she, uh she seems to have developed a taste for it.
The formula was supposed to supplement my breast milk when I went back to work.
She wasn't supposed to like it better.
Oh, well, would you rather I not use it? I think I made the decision to go part-time too late.
Too late for what? To do what's best for my daughter.
Hey, I'm up.
Oh, my God.
Hank, you just scared the crap out of me.
What are you doing up? Oh, just checking up on some diagnostic cytology.
Yeah, sounds like a real page-turner.
Yeah.
What about you? You have a nice night? Were you waiting up for me? Really? No.
No, no, no.
I'm just I'm kind of into, you know, dynamic Yes, I was waiting up for you.
But, you know, you have been coming home pretty late.
It's not that late, especially in the summer, especially in the Hamptons.
Yeah, that's exactly why I'm worried.
It was a great party.
Come on, Hank, don't you remember what it was like to be a teenager? I know the timing is horrendous, and I don't want you to think that Hankmed isn't important to me.
It is.
It is.
It is so - You want to go part-time.
- Yes, how did you Jeremiah called me this morning.
I wish he hadn't done that.
Look, he's the medical director.
He wanted to get a jump start on the schedule, but, Divya, why were you nervous to tell us? I mean, you had to know we'd all be supportive.
I don't want to disappoint you.
I want to have it all.
I hope I can have it all.
And I hope I can add some sleep in there somewhere.
Well, if you figure out how, let me know.
I was up late waiting for Emma to come home.
At least you knew where Sashi was.
Yes, but I bet when Emma came home, she went straight to bed and didn't wake up again till morning.
You're half right.
She's still asleep.
Hankmed.
Uh, yeah, on my way.
Just text me the address.
So are you on the clock or off? On, very much on.
Good.
Come.
You have a lovely home, Billy.
Oh, this isn't my place.
But it's my place for now, so I plan to enjoy it.
The rest of the time it's Jack Piper's place You know, tough guy, action movie star.
- Oh, the Irish actor? - Yeah, I'm his house sitter.
It's kind of my profession.
I'm always in swank pads like this, on the beach, giant pool, no responsibility.
Huh.
Does Jack Piper know you threw a party at his house? I like to think he'd appreciate that his house is being appreciated.
Ah, well, I hope so for you.
So what can we do to help? I can't taste my funyuns, and I've got this giant splotch on my hand.
I need to get some more information.
- Let's start with your age.
- Age is just a number.
Regardless, it's a number that we need.
Okay.
Ouch.
Did you receive an electric shock? There was a huge zap.
When did this happen? Last night.
Did you lose consciousness? Yeah, but they said I wasn't out long.
Could you have hit your head? You are good.
Slammed right into a deck chair.
You should have called us immediately.
Billy, do you use drugs? Why does everybody ask me that? I can't be happy without being high? Don't you find something wrong with that assumption? I'm more concerned with what could be wrong with you Deep-tissue damage, heart-rhythm disturbances, or a head injury.
I feel fine.
I just can't taste anything.
Damage from an electrical shock can be delayed.
We need to make sure that you're all right.
We're gonna take you to the hospital right now.
Well, Bob, we ruined your coffee, just the way you like it.
We bought soy milk.
- Better for my cholesterol.
- Yeah.
It was the least we could do since you agreed to this breakfast therapy session.
I always go above and beyond for my clients.
And with special ones like the two of you, I go above and beyond the above and beyond.
Thanks, Bob.
Yeah, it's just with both of us so busy, you know, Evan with Hanklab and me with my new business, we just we don't want to fall into the trap of last summer.
Are these ventures going well? Uh, for me, yeah.
Berger & Lawson is taking off.
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
We're meeting with a potential new client today, in fact The Rosewills, and they are very connected.
I am so proud of you.
And I am proud that you're proud, Evan.
What about your venture? Uh, he's He's feeling the pressure, so much so that he can't sleep.
As it turns out, though, that's not such a bad thing.
But, yeah, there's a lot riding on this lab.
And Ray he's the guy who owns the place He's he's a kind of a wild card.
That's Evan's way of saying he's in the mob.
He's he's he's allegedly in the mob.
Does that concern you? Yeah, a little.
But what other option do I have? A question is only rhetorical if you don't answer it.
The only other option is Hankmed goes out of business all because I failed.
Let's tighten the spot on the cage.
Thanks for coming to examine Hope.
I know a doctor's time is valuable and expensive.
Oh, she doesn't need a doctor.
She needs a locksmith.
You know, she takes classes almost every day, then rehearsals, then the show, and she always has a smile.
So when she said she was in pain, I got really worried.
If it's bad enough for Hope to complain, it must be bad.
Oh, well, I'm I'm glad to help.
Thank you.
Hey, guys, you made it.
I wish you'd seen a smoother rehearsal.
The whole point is to free myself from the gilded cage and then fly.
So much for my theme.
On the brighter side, it doesn't look like you're hurting today.
It comes, and it goes, but it is killer.
I mean it Like someone is stabbing me from the inside of my neck.
May I take a look? Okay, stick out your tongue.
I wonder if you might have a foreign body in your posterior pharynx.
It's not that kind of place.
No, I meant, um, a feather in your throat.
Oh.
Is it possible you may have swallowed one? Only every show.
Well, I'd like to perform a flexible laryngoscopy, to, uh, find and remove any possible obstruction.
Is there maybe an area here with more privacy? Mm, not really.
Okay, Hope, the cage is fixed.
Oh, and I have to get back to rehearsals.
Um, we have limited time on the stage.
Can I meet you later on my lunch break? Oh, yeah, yes, I can come back.
Our lab next door is undergoing construction, but we'll we'll we'll find a quiet place there.
Thank you.
Bye.
He's just as nice as you said.
Well, I-I'd better go.
Mm-hmm.
I forgot my bag.
Mm-hmm.
Thank you.
I'm I'm I'm just having trouble following Hey, Ev, you wanted to talk to me? Uh, yeah, hold on one sec.
You're saying I need a C.
O.
N.
if I am an A.
F.
C.
? That's what you're saying? Yeah, you're talking to a guy who loves acronyms here, but O.
M.
F.
G.
, man, this is Yeah, I got that one.
Thanks a lot.
How important are MRIs? - They're up there.
- Yeah.
So Emma got home pretty late last night.
Have you met any of her friends? No, why? Well, I'm just curious, you know.
All of a sudden, she's out every night.
I kind of wonder what she's doing.
She's fine.
She's just being a kid.
Remember all the crazy stuff we got into back then? - We turned out okay.
- "Crazy stuff"? Like what kind of crazy stuff? - Like lots of things.
- Yeah? Like what? Like what? Um, car-sledding after the first big storm of the year.
- Oh, yeah.
- That was fun.
- That was pretty crazy.
- Yeah.
Or Dave Schonoveld's party We set his oven on fire.
That was awesome.
Oh, remember Brandon Seapley's pool? What about it? When we went skinny-dipping.
No, I wasn't there.
Yes, you were.
Remember, Brandon Seapley? He was the only person we knew who had a pool.
It wasn't nearly warm enough to go swimming yet, but his family was gone for the weekend, so it was our only shot, so we went for it.
- We jumped the fence.
- Hurry up, before someone sees.
We were having a great time.
Man, I had the best cannonball, like, the best.
Yours was decent.
You taught me everything, but I far surpassed you.
Mine was the stuff of legend.
All technique.
Evan, it wasn't me.
Yes, it was, Henry.
You were totally there.
Trust me.
So we were in there having a great time, - then Mr.
Seapley came home.
- Hey! What the hell are you kids doing? He was, like, yelling at us.
We were like, "ohh!" We were scrambling out of the pool, grabbed our clothes, and he was chasing us.
And we were laughing our heads off, even though we were terrified 'cause the guy was crazy.
That was the best day ever.
It sounds like a great day.
I wasn't there.
- Of course you were.
- No, I wasn't.
Henry Whatever.
Anyway, simpler times.
Now I'm dealing with government bureaucrats and their MRI regulations, which is kind of what I wanted to talk to you about.
Uh, it's not totally what I wanted to talk about, but it's definitely adjacent to it.
Ooh, Divya's here, and we got to get to a follow-up.
Uh, can we talk tonight? How about dinner, you know? That way, we can really talk, catch up on everything.
Yeah, sure.
Okay, great.
I'll see you later.
Hey, you're just in time for my frisbee golf game.
Ah, nice.
I used to love frisbee golf.
- Hey, you want to tee off? - Uh Remember, we are here for your follow-up.
- Yes.
- Oh, yeah.
I'm not huge into schedules.
So all of your tests were normal.
Have you been able to taste anything yet? Not yet, but I'm working on it.
Hey, you thirsty? I'll wait until happy hour.
Oh, I thought it was happy hour.
No, it's not.
Are you disoriented, or are you just not big into clocks either? Hard to say.
Both? Um, can you have a seat, please? Mm.
Uh, can you hand me the rapid sodium test? Yes.
Billy, we need to check the salt levels in your blood.
- I'm getting plenty of salt.
- Yeah, I see that.
Kind of looks like you're craving it too.
I need your finger, please.
There you go.
And just hold that down.
See, cerebral salt wasting can be caused by electrical injuries.
- Yours is dangerously low.
- Doesn't seem that low.
Salt levels are sensitive.
Even a small variation can be a threat.
Let's start him on I.
V.
fluids.
May I have your arm? Okay.
Good.
Thank you.
Right there.
See, the problem is that water follows salt.
So if you lose the salt in your body, you lose the fluid and become dehydrated.
This solu-cortef should help your fluid balance.
Sorry.
No more drinks and no more salt.
Buzzkill.
Part of the job description.
You're helping me out, and I'm grateful, but you do have a serious responsible vibe going on.
He's always been like that.
You should look into the happiness principle.
Uh, I'm sorry.
The what? Keep an open mind.
Yeah, we buzzkills aren't exactly known for that.
Happiness is the point of everything.
Well, that makes sense to me.
Didn't always make sense to me.
I have four older brothers.
And they all used to be fun, crazy, and happy.
Then they grew up.
One by one, I watched them become cranky, ulcer-ridden, serious professionals.
I couldn't do it.
Life is too short.
So I sought happiness instead, and I found it.
I can play frisbee golf, though, right? Absolutely not.
We need to restore your sodium slowly and carefully.
Yeah, too much too fast can lead to central pontine myelinolysis.
Right.
Yeah.
What's that? Acute paralysis.
So, Billy, you need to take this seriously.
All right.
You got my attention now.
Good.
Glad to hear it.
- What happened? - We had a party.
Everybody came, so there was a lot of foot traffic out here.
Out here? The rug was o-outside? It's been out here for a while Indoor-outdoor living, you know? Mm-hmm.
Um, you probably didn't realize, but hand-knotted rugs can take entire lifetimes to weave.
- Really? - Yeah.
I remember when your grandmother bought this at auction.
It dates back to the latter part of the reign of Shah Tahmasp in 1565.
That's part of the problem.
Aesthetically, we're a little more modern, not that the 1560s weren't a good time Probably.
Um, was this a gift from your grandmother? In a way.
She died, and we inherited the rug and the house, which is nice for what it is, but eventually we want to replace everything with more contemporary furniture.
- And the rug just won't fit in.
- Mm-hmm.
I'm sure we can get you a substantial price for it.
No, we'll store it.
I just thought we should repair it first.
Well, we know a rug-restoration specialist whose work is like magic.
So when the MRI gets here, we've got to get two letters, one from the architect and one from the engineer, just to get it certified.
- So what I was thinking - Inspector came this morning.
What? We got approved before installation? Preapproved.
Don't worry about it.
Look at that.
Already open for business.
Yeah.
Do you remember what you were doing when the pain began? Nothing.
It just happened.
I was talking to the stage manager about the cage, and Ugh.
It's just so awful.
I can give you something for that.
I just need to do a culture first to check for infections.
Open wide, please.
All right, this will ease the pain, as well as help with any discomfort from the scope.
All right.
Chin up towards me a little bit.
Thank you.
And if you can just try to breathe normally through your nose.
Oh, hello, Divya.
- This is Hope.
- Nice to meet you, Hope.
I don't see an obstruction.
The cultures will give us more information, so I'll let you know when we get the results.
Thanks.
Come back next door soon.
They fixed the cage, so you'll get the full show.
She seems lovely.
Evan asked me to stop by and check the progress on the space.
Actually, I'm glad you're here.
I've been thinking about the discussion we had last night.
Me too.
I know that you were trying to help when you spoke with Hank.
Yes, and I wanted to help more, so I downloaded the current research on bottle-feeding versus breast-feeding.
Apparently, it's quite controversial.
Mm.
How thoughtful.
Hello? Ev? Anybody home? Oh, you must be Hank.
Oh, yeah.
Um, hello.
I have heard so much about you.
- I'm Bob.
- Ah, Bob.
I've heard a lot about you too.
I was just looking for Evan.
We were supposed to have dinner.
Delightful.
Well, make yourself at home.
Don't mind me.
I am just here to do a little bit of gardening.
Um, on their porch? Wherever's there's life, I tend.
I find it very therapeutic The natural interaction, the reward of nurturing.
I've heard that, though I've never done much gardening myself.
No time, I guess.
We caretakers must find time to take care of ourselves too.
Well, I like taking care of people, always have.
- Always? - Yeah, I, um I started pretty early.
But it was good.
I learned a lot.
I mean, I missed a few things.
Actually, Evan was just talking about Evan was talking about what? No, no, no, it was nothing.
If it's on your mind, it's not nothing.
I apologize, I can't seem to turn off the therapist mode.
I am always butting in, being nosy, but I promise you, it comes from a good place.
Oh, believe me.
I understand the impulse.
So, uh, what do you think you missed? Uh, nothing important, you know, just, um, irresponsible things, like skipping school or, uh, getting chased by cops or, uh, going skinny-dipping in the Seapleys' pool.
Why didn't you go? I didn't have a choice.
Our dad had left us.
My mom was starting to get pretty sick.
I needed to be there, and I knew that.
Hank! Hank! Oh, my God, Hank! But I also knew I needed to protect Evan from it for as long as I could.
Me, Matty, and Daniel We went skinny-dipping in Brandon's pool.
- Skinny-dipping? - It was awesome! I guess it's been on my mind more than I realized.
Why? I think I'm falling into old habits.
You know, I thought I needed to protect Evan, and now I'm doing the same thing with Emma.
Your sister.
Yeah, I just can't let her be a teenager.
Maybe it's 'cause I don't know what that means.
And I wish I did.
Um, I understand.
Maybe you will.
What do you think of these two? I want to give Ray a few choices.
A client like Ray doesn't want choices.
Just tell him you found the perfect piece, and then make sure you do.
Got it.
This really is the best partnership, isn't it? Oh, God.
You're gonna turn into a hallmark card again, aren't you? No, I'm just I'm just saying we're in this together.
- And I like it.
- Me too.
Now, get back to work.
Oh, what did you hear from the rug-restoration guys? Uh-oh.
It was deemed "beyond repair.
" No.
Those entitled twits didn't just damage it, they held a perfect beauty in their home, and then they ignored her, tortured her, and finally murdered her.
They aren't the Rosewills.
They're the Mansons.
The Mansons of antique rugs.
Oh.
It's heartbreaking.
We should plot our revenge on the house of Rosewill.
We can replace it with polyester shag, faux leopard.
Metallic flokati.
- Hey, Bob.
- Hey.
Come on in.
Thank you so much for coming.
I couldn't miss a chance to see the infamous Hankmed H.
Q.
You know, I really feel I get a better sense of you and Paige the more I see of your lives in action.
- Yep.
- Speaking of Oh, Paige? She's not here.
This isn't really a marriage crisis so much as a Me thing.
Oh, well, uh, why don't you have a seat? - Tell me what's on your mind.
- All right.
I overheard Hank talking to you last night.
Ah, were his revelations surprising to you? Yes and no.
I always knew he stepped up, obviously.
I never really thought about how much he missed, though.
He took to it so well, I just assumed it was baked into his DNA, like he was born to be the adult, and I was born to be the kid.
Do you still feel like the kid? Sometimes.
Like with this lab thing, I keep thinking, "what would Hank do?" I think that a lot, actually "What would Hank do?" I rely on him Still.
And he relies on you.
Yeah, he does.
You're an adult now.
Maybe it's Hank's turn to be the kid, so to speak.
I didn't think I'd see you.
I know.
I'm late.
You sounded upset.
I was just complaining to my friend about my work schedule.
- What? - I speak a little Spanish.
I heard you say "immigration.
" - Oh.
- If you're having trouble, maybe I could help.
I could do some research.
That's very sweet, but I don't want you to handle it.
You can listen and tell me I can handle it.
You can handle it.
A quick study, and you speak Spanish I'm impressed.
Sorry you missed my shift.
You're gonna have to order a sandwich for Andy instead.
Oh, I'm not staying.
I just I stopped by to say hello to you.
I have to give Hope her test results.
Is she okay? Yeah, it's that's confidential.
I can't tell you that.
In fact, I shouldn't have told you that I was seeing her or that she had tests.
Oh, that's okay.
Don't tell me.
I'll follow you, and Hope will tell me.
Billy.
Hey, what's going on? People just started showing up.
I have an open-door policy.
Yeah, well, what happened to taking things seriously? I was feeling better.
I was, but Now I feel heavy, like my arms weigh 100 pounds.
Sodium levels are stable.
Okay, I don't want to take chances.
We should do an MRI to make sure there's no demyelination.
Sorry, but I think you need a buzzkill.
All right, everyone.
Excuse me, your attention.
Party's over.
Time to go.
Uh, that is if you want to beat the cops, - who are coming now.
- What? There we go.
Thank you.
Bye-bye.
Billy! Billy.
I can't move.
Am I paralyzed? Okay, stay calm.
I promise, I didn't have any salt.
Weak and thready.
Billy! Billy, are you with us? He must be in neurogenic shock.
Uh, call 911.
His blood is pooling in his limbs.
He could go into cardiac arrest.
I need towels and belts.
Excuse me.
Guys, can I ask you to get up? Thank you.
- Hey, will bungee cords work? - Yeah, it's perfect.
If we tie off Billy's extremities, we can keep the blood centralized near his heart.
But that doesn't guarantee we'll get enough back into his circulation.
No, but it's the only chance we have.
- We should elevate his feet.
- Good thinking.
Okay.
Okay.
Stronger.
She looks well.
No pain that's a good thing, right? So those test results all came out very positive, or I guess that would be negative.
Well, I-I still can't tell you.
She doesn't seem to be moving her head too aggressively, nor does she seem to have any tightening in her neck.
You're the only person in the room that's looking at Hope's neck.
Did you just see her yawn? Mm.
She works crazy hours.
But then that brought on her pain.
- I think I know what she has.
- What does she have? I don't think that's part of her act.
Excuse me.
Hope.
Hope.
Oh, God.
Is she okay? She's bradycardic, hypotensive.
Hope.
Hope, is all your pain on one side? It feels like Ow.
What's happening? Hope's heart rate is extremely low due to an exaggerated vagoglossopharyngeal reflex.
- What? - The pain in her neck was caused by an irritation of the ninth cranial nerve, which is now affecting her heart rate.
This will bring her heart rate back up.
What An injection in her neck will fix her heart? Yes.
Lidocaine into the carotid sinus increases heart rate.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Oh, okay, good.
She's awake.
Hope.
Hope, are you okay? I don't know.
- Am I? - Yes.
Her heart rate is rebounding.
So, Billy, your MRI confirmed cervical ascending edema Swelling working its way up your spinal cord.
It was caused by your electrical shock.
But the edema is reversible, and you should see it resolve over the next six weeks.
Okay, time to punch out.
I can stay.
No, no, no, I got you covered.
Go.
Bye.
This was a close one, right? It was a close one.
Maybe I do need to be more responsible.
Around electricity? Yeah, definitely.
I can feel that vibe again, huh? You want to tell me to grow up? Actually, my advice is don't grow up too fast.
Really? In fact, maybe I could learn a thing or two from your happiness principle.
So how long do I have to stay here? Uh, three or four nights.
Uh, five is better.
My next house-sitting gig doesn't start till next week.
- Ah.
- Oh, hey, if I give you keys to Jack Piper's place, can you throw them under the planter by the back door? Yeah, sure.
Happy to help.
Excellent.
Thank whoa.
- Yeah, maybe not.
- Thank you.
Yep.
Hey, I can taste it.
Nice.
Enjoy.
Oh, my gosh.
I am so sorry.
I almost knocked you over.
I'm out of it today.
Everything all right? Yes.
Yes, I'm fine.
I've just got to get home, see Sashi.
I do hate leaving a patient.
How is the patient? Patient's fine.
Hank has it under control.
I I am the one out of control.
Completely out of control.
I really thought that going part-time would give me balance, but I seem to be scrambling even more.
I really want to be a good mom to Sashi.
She deserves everything.
But I love my work too.
Three years ago, this business was my dream, and I sacrificed so much for it.
I always give 100% to everything.
But how do I give 100% to Sashi and my job all at the same time? I know, you're going to tell me that it's a statistical impossibility.
No, not in your case.
Your parents thought that your career would be impossible, and the doctors said that your pregnancy would be impossible, and now you think that managing it all is impossible.
But I know you.
You can handle this, all of it.
Thank you.
- I needed that.
- You're welcome.
Hi.
I brought some things for Hope.
How is she? You can tell me now, right? She gave you permission.
Yes, she'll be all right.
I still don't quite understand what happened.
Hope has glossopharyngeal neuralgia, which is caused by, uh, compression of a nerve.
The ninth cranial nerve? Yes.
Good memory.
The surgeon will decompress the nerve, and her pain episodes will cease.
So no more neck injections? Is that your car? It's one of them.
The other one is being serviced.
Okay.
Wow.
Thanks again.
See you at the restaurant.
Viviana.
I got to go.
Hey, listen.
So you probably noticed I didn't say much about the Hanklab - at dinner last night.
- Yeah.
Yeah, that's just because there isn't much to say.
I'm all over it.
Okay? It'll be finished by next week.
You've got nothing to worry about.
Sounds great.
I knew I could count on you.
- Cool.
- Listen, I will be right back.
I just got to put these keys under some planter.
Now, whoa, wait.
- There's no one home? - No.
Do they have a pool? That's not happening.
Come on, Henry.
- Come on, live a little.
- No, it's a bad idea.
That's the point.
This is awesome! I told you.
Whoo! Race you to the shallow end? - Done, son.
- All right.
- On your mark, get set - Yeah, yeah! Hey.
That's cheating.
You're a cheater.
Says the loser, 'cause you're a loser.
Hey, come on.
That was not fair.
- Oh, really? - That's called cheating.
- Is that fair? Is that fair? - That's called cheating.
You can't even splash well.
Whoa.
I thought the house sitter was in the hospital.
- Yeah, he is.
- So who turned the lights on? Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oy! - Is that Jack Piper? - Yeah.
What's going on? Who are you? Uh, I'm Hank.
This is Evan.
Get the hell out of my pool.
If you're not out of there by the time I get down, I'm gonna kick both your heads in.
Okay, okay.
- Race you to the car? - Yeah, let's race.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Go.
Bye! Good to meet you.
You were absolutely right about Ray.
I showed him the demilune sideboard with the tambour door, and he loved it.
Nice choice.
It was on the Bonham list.
Where's their book? It's in my study.
I'll get it in a minute.
Oh, I'll grab it.
Which one's the study? The door on the right.
Don't go digging around up there the place is a mess.
Yeah, I'm calling hoarders.
You find it? Yeah.
I still can't believe you did that.
I can't believe Jack Piper has our clothes.
Where have you two been? I have been worried sick.
And where are your clothes? Oh, no, this is what we wore out.
This is just kind of how we dress now.
Awesome.
I don't want to know.
Um, I'm gonna go and hang out with some friends.
I assume you want a full accounting of everyone's names and ages and 401 Plans.
Actually, no.
I just want you to have fun.
I want you to be a teenager.
Uh, seriously? Seriously.
I mean, I'll still be waiting up, no matter what.
Look, just take pity on me, will you? I can't help myself.
Okay, I'll consider it.
Thank you.
Wow, it's nice being the older, wiser siblings.
Yeah, it is nicer.
So tomorrow we toilet paper Hamptons heritage.
Yeah, we do.
Race you to the top of the stairs!