America's Got Talent s06e10 Episode Script

[whoosh.]
- aah [cheers and applause.]
- Wow! - Ohh! [electronic beeping.]
[dramatic music.]
- All summer long, The number one talent competition in the world Has searched the nation for the next million-dollar act.
And the auditions have traveled all across america.
To houston! Atlanta! To los angeles! Minneapolis! To seattle! Now, with the auditions coming to a close, This is the last chance for contestants To go to las vegas.
[cheers and applause.]
- What's going down?! You guys ready to meet your judges? [cheers and applause.]
Piers morgan! Sharon osbourne! He loves people, but he hates germs - It's been city after city of being touched.
And maybe because this is the end of the road That I can't do it again.
- Give it up for howie mandell! - Okay, I gotta go.
[cheers and applause.]
[cheers and applause.]
- You guys ready to get this started? [cheers and applause.]
let's do it.
- [laughs.]
- First up are best friends avery, brooklyn, and kassidy.
- Hi.
- How you guys doing? - Good.
- What's the name of the act? - We're the All: Calico hearts.
- No, avery and the calico hearts.
- Wow, you guys gonna sing for us today.
- Yes.
- Our dream is to be singing together forever, And we'll always be best friends.
- Good luck, kassidy.
Adrian.
- We're really, really, really nervous.
'cause we don't know if the judges will like us or not.
- Piers scares me, But today we're going to make him smile.
- Yes.
- Mm-hmm.
- You guys ready? All: Yes.
All: Yes.
- Excited? - Pumped? All: Yes.
[cheers and applause.]
- Hi, ladies.
All: Hi.
- How are you? All: Good.
[laughter.]
What's your names? - We're avery and the calico hearts.
- Who's avery? - I'm avery.
- I'm brooklyn.
And I'm kassidy.
- So, avery, is this your group? Is this something you put together? - Yes.
- So how did you get together? Are you sisters? - We're like best friends.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, we're the bestest friends.
- What kind of things do you do together? - You're always singing together? - Besides the singing, We like to hang out and have sleepovers.
[laughter and cheers.]
- I can't wait to hear you.
Go ahead, ladies.
- Hit it! [laughter and cheers.]
- Hey! [justin bieber's baby.]
- whoa oh oh oh All: whoa oh oh oh oh whoa oh oh oh oh - you know you love me I know you care just shout whenever and I'll be there said there's another, but look right in my eyes my first love broke my heart for the first time and I was like baby, baby, baby oh, like, baby, baby, baby oh, like, baby, baby, baby oh, thought you'd always be mine, mine luda he make my heart pound skipped a beat when I see him on the street and at school on the playground but I really wanna see him on the weekends you know he got me dazing 'cause he was so amazing and now my heart is breaking but I just keep on saying All: baby, baby, baby oh - baby, yeah - baby, baby, baby - baby, yeah - baby, baby, baby - baby, yeah-eah - yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah - now I'm all gone - yeah, yeah - I'm all gone - yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah - I'm all gone [cheers and applause.]
- thank you.
- Thank you.
[cheers continue.]
- Whoo! You've blown me away.
Just fantastic.
Because you're so young, You've got such a high little voice.
It's gorgeous! [cheers and applause.]
it--it is so darn cute To hear your little voice singing.
All: Thank you.
- You know what it sounds like? It sounds great.
But it sounds like somebody's playing the record One speed too fast.
[laughter.]
I mean that in a wonderful way.
[cheers and applause.]
piers.
- Girls, you're very, very sweet.
And I didn't want to buzz you 'cause I thought you really were having fun.
Everyone was enjoying it.
If I'm honest, I would say that we've-- We've got so many good singers this year That it may not be the right year for you.
All: Okay.
- Would be what I'd say.
[audience booing.]
- I'm gonna start the voting by saying yes.
- Thank you! - One yes.
- Um I-I'm going to say no, girls.
Sorry.
[audience booing.]
- One yes, one no.
Sharon.
- Um I think that other young girls Would just adore you And--and love watching you.
It's a yes from me.
[cheers and applause.]
- you're going to vegas! - You guys are going to vegas! - Thank you! - Thank you! - We'll see you in las vegas! - Bye! [cheers and applause.]
- Thank you so much! [overlapping chatter.]
- They're adorable.
- Sweet girls.
Trouble is, we, uh [chattering excitedly.]
- Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! - The guy's bleeding! - aah - That's talent.
[cheers and applause.]
- Damn! - Ohh! [helicopter zooming.]
- In 2011, a crack commando judge panel Was sent around the country looking for talent, Judging some of the most dangerous acts in the world.
[cheers and applause.]
- No! - Today, they survive as givers Of a million-dollar fortune.
[cheers and applause.]
- If you have a unique talent And you have no one to show it to, And if you can find it, Then maybe you can audition for The agt team.
[machine gun firing.]
[the a-team theme playing.]
- That is [laughter.]
[cheers and applause.]
Whoa! Whoa! - Whoa! - Press the button! - No! - Press the button! Press it! - Go get 'em, kevin.
The search for a million-dollar talent Brings lots of danger to the stage.
And this next act is no exception.
- What is you name? - Uh, my name's kevin shelley.
- And what are you gonna do for us this evening.
- I've lined up about They're 12 by 12 by 1 inch thick.
And instead of breaking them with my hand, I thought I would use my forehead.
[audience "oohs".]
[cheers and applause.]
- Good luck.
- So I found a guy backstage that said he would help me.
Uh, his name's nick cannon.
[cheers and applause.]
Appreciate it.
Um, you wanna get on that side, maybe? And--and just hand each board Just straight across to me, like that.
Nick, are you ready? - I'm ready.
- Okay, 'cause you got the hard part.
All right, get on your marks, Get set, go.
Hyuh! Hyuh! Hyuh! Hyuh! Hyuh! [grunting continues.]
Come on, nick.
Faster! Hyuh! Hyuh! [grunting continues.]
[mixed cheers and boos.]
Hyuh! Come on! Come on! - Man's bleeding! - Hyah! - He's bleeding.
- Hyuh! Hyah! Hyah! - The man is bleeding! [mixed cheers and boos.]
- You okay? - Thanks.
- Head's bleeding.
- [laughing.]
look at his face.
- [chanting.]
e.
R.
! E.
R.
! E.
R.
! E.
R.
! Kevin, you're blee-- you know you're bleeding.
- It happens.
- I try to keep my-- - No, it doesn't happen.
It happened.
- Yes.
- Do not try this at home.
- This is not right.
- Listen to the medic.
- It's not right.
- You know, kevin, whenever people ask me What is it like working with howie mandell, I'm now gonna show them the video of what you just did.
[laughter.]
[cheers and applause.]
- You know what? What you're doing is incredibly dangerous.
I want you to come back And do something even more dangerous.
Yes! - Thank you.
[cheers and applause.]
- I would see this at an-- An exhibition of martial arts.
You would see this-- I cannot see this in vegas.
It's a no from me.
[audience groaning.]
- UmI'm going to agree with Howie.
[cheers and applause.]
- See you in vegas.
- Thank you, you'll be in vegas.
Go get that taken care of.
[cheers and applause.]
- See you guys in vegas.
- Kevin shelley is moving on to las vegas, And as he cools down his forehead, Things on stage are heating up.
- What's your name? - My name gasmine meeks.
I am a singer-piano player.
- Let's watch.
- oh oh oh just that old sweet song keeps georgia on my mind - Now, that's talent.
- just an old sweet song keeps georgia on my mind yeah yeah yeah yeah [cheers and applause.]
- You're a combination of prince and little richard.
- I think you've got the confidence And you've got the voice.
- And you do have a great voice.
I think you're very talented.
- I'm gonna say yes.
- I'm gonna say yes twice.
Yes, yes.
- Thank you.
- So that means you have four yeses.
You're going to vegas.
- Yeah! [cheers and applause.]
- Yeah! Congratulations! - What's your name? - My name's thomas.
I'm a juggler.
- Why did you get into juggling? - I thought it would be impressive for ladies.
[laughter.]
- Nothing ladies like more Than a man who spends all day playing with his balls.
[laughter.]
Well, let's see what you do.
- [gasps.]
[mouth full.]
I have a ping-pong ball in my mouth! [playing a tune on xylophone.]
Thank you, los angeles! - That's amazingly stupid, but entertaining.
- Thanks.
- Thoroughly entertaining.
Fantastic.
- I want to see more, so I'm voting yes.
- And it's a yes from me.
See you in vegas.
- Thanks.
[cheers and applause.]
- Ladies, who are you? All: Fourplay.
- The number four.
- And you've come to do what? - We're gonna be singing if I were a boy by beyonce.
- Great.
Off you go.
- if I were a boy I think I could understand aah how to love a girl I swear I'd be a better man [cheers and applause.]
- I really feel you've got something there.
- I'd go see you.
[laughter.]
Yes.
Yes! - Yes! [cheers and applause.]
- I liked it.
- I did too.
- Whoo! - Welcome back to america's got talent, Where prankster howie mandell is up to his usual tricks.
But this time, the joke's on him.
- There's pee on my toilet seat! Who put pee on my toilet seat? - Where? - On the toilet seat.
- Thousands continue to register at the auditions, And backstage, chris newberg Waits for his chance in the spotlight.
Go get 'em! [cheers and applause.]
- What's your name? - Uh, my name is chris, and, um, I play short, funny songs And do jokes and stuff.
- Good luck.
- Thank you so much.
This song is for anybody who currently has Or has ever had a roommate Or ever lived with someone, ever.
one day I'll build up the courage to kill you That's it, everybody.
That's the whole song.
[buzzer.]
I love the ladies, but they confuse me.
Um, I was talking to this one girl, And she's like, "I want to meet someone who's funny And mysterious.
" So I dressed up like a clown and I hid in her closet.
[laughter.]
- This song is for the ladies.
It's called women.
woman are like the ocean they're fast and deep and beautiful and once a month it's shark week Yes.
[cheers and applause.]
- That's funny.
- You are a funny guy.
And, you know what? I'll be honest with you.
I'm gonna go home and sing some of those songs To my wife a little later.
[cheers and applause.]
- Yeah, I mean, you're absolutely great, Except you're not funny.
[audience booing.]
- You know, you can't-- You can never feel bad When piers morgan doesn't recognize your sense of humor.
[laughter.]
- Noted.
- I would like to see more than 90 seconds.
So, yes.
- Thank you.
- I'm going to say no.
[audience booing.]
- It's a yes from me.
[cheers and applause.]
- See you in vegas.
- That guy is funny.
- He's very, very funny.
- It's not funny.
- It is funny.
- No.
- It's different.
I have never seen anybody do that act before.
- Little short spurts of humor and songs, To the point.
- It's different.
- Hey, piers.
Suck it.
All right, there you go.
[laughter.]
- Chris newberg is on his way to las vegas.
And the next act coming to the stage Is bringing it old school - How you doing, sir? - Fine, sir.
- My name's nick.
What's your name? - My name is james david pitts, A.
K.
A.
King diamond.
I'm 61 years old, And I'm ready to entertain the world.
- This is your opportunity.
I'm here to-- I'm like, you know, your cheerleader.
You know what I'm saying? I'm here to motivate you.
- I see.
- You need me, You just look stage left and I gotcha! - I want to be a superstar.
- Go get 'em, king.
[cheers and applause.]
- [laughing.]
- Hello.
And your name is - My name is, uh James david pitts.
Uh, a.
K.
A.
King diamond on stage.
- What do you do for a living? - Uh, well, I set up stages For some of the all time great entertainers.
- Oh, but you're not a performer? - Yes, I am.
- Oh, uh [laughter and cheers.]
- What are the places that you perform? - Uh, hooters, beat street.
- Hooters.
[laughter and cheers.]
- All right, I'd like to order the chicken wings And I'd like to hear the song.
[laughter.]
- He said her perform at hooters.
I knew he was a player.
[slow funky guitar.]
- ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh each day through my window I watch her as she passes by - Go head on, king diamond.
[audience booing.]
- to have a girl like her is truly a dream come true [buzzers.]
[cheers and applause.]
- OkayYour singing was not great.
- Not king diamond! Let's vote.
Okay, piers.
- It's a no--no from me.
- Sharon.
- Yeah, it's a no from me.
But thank you so much.
- You're welcome.
- But thank you for coming.
And you're certainly a colorful character.
- We loved having you.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
[cheers and applause.]
- My man king diamond up here.
I don't know if y'all were picking up What he was puttin' down.
- Really? - I think if you're gonna do a temptation, You need another temp on stage with you, That's what it is! [cheers and applause.]
Oh, yeah, we gotta get some choreography.
That's it, up, up.
Up, up.
Up, up.
Okay.
We got it now.
On your feet! Both: ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh - Tell 'em, each day what you're doin'! - each day through my window I watch her as she passes by - How you doin'? How you doin'? [laughter.]
Both: to have a girl like her is truly a dream come true - Sing it, king diamond! - out of all the fellas in the world - Who does she belong to? - she belongs to me - to you - Yes, she do! Go ahead! What is it? What is it? - but it was just my imagination - Sing! Once again! Both: running away with me - Oh! It's runnin'! - it was just my imagination running away with me - Come on, king diamond! There it is! [cheers and applause.]
- Come on, playa! Let's charge into the game.
They ain't ready.
They ain't ready.
- Nick cannon is going to vegas.
- [laughs.]
- I told you I had you.
- Say, why didn't you come out there Before the x'd me out, dude? - [laughs.]
you're right.
I think that's illegal.
[laughing.]
Hey, well, we had a good time, king diamond.
- Absolutely.
- Oh, yeah, I needed that.
Put a little pep in my step.
[cheers and applause.]
So far - Hyah! Hyah! - There have been plenty of auditions That have popped to the judges.
[cheers and applause.]
- It is so darn cute, so I'm going to say yes.
- Two yeses.
We'll see you in las vegas! - And there's still plenty more to come.
- ahh - [deep voice.]
nooo - eeh hee-hee-hee - That's one of the gutsiest things I've ever seen in my life.
[cheers and applause.]
- She lives in a castle! [laughter.]
[cheers and applause.]
- I've seen it all! - Ohh! - Welcome back to america's got talent, Where sometimes, the wait for the stage Is a show of its own.
America, we got talent! [cheers and applause.]
- We are chicago's ultimate tumblers! All: Yeah! - My name is orpheus floyd, And we're based out of chicago.
We're trying to keep the young people Off gangs and drugs and stay on a positive note.
[laughter.]
A lot of kids that I've dealt with Don't have parents in the household, Don't have a mother, Or maybe the father's incarcerated.
And my program is designed, you know, To teach them to love themselves.
- I grew up in a bad neighborhood, And at a young age, my father passed away.
So I see orpheus as a father and a coach And a mentor.
- Aww.
- We're really looking forward to taking it to the top.
We're ready to explode.
We're ready to show the world what we can do.
- Go get 'em! - Yeah! [cheers and applause.]
- Okay.
Who are you guys? - Chicago's ultimate tumblers.
- Okay, and you're the boss, eh? - Yes, sir.
- All right, tell me about the group.
- We've been together for four years now.
I'm the starter and founder of this team.
I used to be a gymnast back in the day.
- Okay.
Are you ready for this? - We was born for this.
- You were? - Yeah.
- Great.
[cheers and applause.]
Let's see it.
[upbeat pop music.]
[cheers and applause.]
[cheers and applause.]
- Damn! Uh-oh.
[all groan.]
- Ohh! [cheers and applause.]
- He got knocked out, But they're keeping it going.
That's dangerous! - Ohh! Yes! - Oh, it's A little scary, but, uh [cheers and applause.]
All: Ve-gas! Ve-gas! Ve-gas! Ve-gas! [cheers and applause.]
- That girl is tough.
I would have still been on the ground.
- Hand the microphone to that young lady a moment.
What's your name? - Erin.
- How old are you? - 14.
- Wow, that's one of the gustiest things I have ever seen in my life.
Seriously.
[cheers and applause.]
- Got more guts than I do.
- One of these great, big, hulking brutes Smashes into you [laughter.]
And--and your answer to this Is to then go even higher.
Couldn't believe what I was seeing.
That was a scintillating performance.
Well done.
[cheers and applause.]
- Howie.
- First of all I wanna ask you, Are you okay? Did you not get hurt? - [chuckles.]
I'm okay.
- Do you feel it now? - No.
- Really? - Really.
- They make them tough in chicago, mate.
Don't worry.
- But--but it was [cheers and applause.]
- It was a little raw, And for it to be a, you know, A slick show and a headlining act, I want to see it choreographed and happening Without all the raw edges.
- Well, I don't agree.
Because [cheers and applause.]
The whole thing I loved about this act Was the rawness.
- For once, I actually agree with piers.
The fact that anything could happen.
The fact it was dangerous, exciting.
- Being more slick, it's just as dangerous.
- Oh, who wants slick? Go raw.
Go raw.
[laughter.]
[cheers and applause.]
- Are we gonna vote? - We're gonna vote.
- It was electrifying.
Absolutely yes.
- Howie.
- WellYou [audience cheering.]
The--you know what? It sounds like I was negative.
I was positive, I-- - Just give me a very slick yes or no.
- It's yes.
It's yes.
But I want to see it more slick.
[cheers and applause.]
- Well, chicago's ultimate tumblers Have three yeses-- you're going to vegas.
[cheers and applause.]
Have you ever seen anything like that, Where that girl got hit and then got up on the top? - No, it was great.
- That was unbelievable.
All: One, two, three! Showtime! - That's what I'm talkin' about! That's it! [all cheering.]
- What's your name? - My name is manchego.
I hope manchego has some clothes on under that robe.
[all groan.]
- Welcome back to america's got talent, Where this next act is all dressed up And ready for the judges.
- Manchego, um Nick cannon, and you're in a robe.
- I sure am.
- Go get 'em.
[cheers and applause.]
- What's your name? - My name is manchego.
- Fine.
- Manchego? - And, um - I thought it was art garfunkel.
- [laughing.]
I thought that.
- I'm hoping manchego Has some clothes on under that robe.
- Let's start.
- [chuckling.]
look at him.
Look at him.
[piers laughs.]
- I'm scared.
I'm frightened.
[upbeat jazzy music.]
[cheers and groans.]
[buzzer.]
[all groan.]
[audience booing.]
- That's nasty.
- Okay.
Well, we're gonna vote now.
Piers.
- A categoric no.
- Howie.
- I have to say no.
- It's a no from me, but thank you so much.
[cheers and applause.]
- Look, usually they're out there cleaning up in a seconds.
- Yeah, yeah, look.
There's nothing.
- Now there's a bunch of guys backstage going, "no, you get it.
" [cheers and applause.]
[howie laughing.]
- Unfortunately, manchego wasn't the only one Headed home empty-handed.
[cheers and applause.]
- Your name is - Morton hyson.
- What do you do? - I'm an opera singer And a neurologist.
And I'd like to sing [indistinct.]
.
It has the lowest note ever written.
- What is that note? - A low "d.
" - Well, good luck.
Let's hear it.
- [vocalizing.]
- [mocking him.]
- ah, ahh [laughter and boos.]
[vocalizing.]
ahh [buzzers.]
- Uh, it's gonna be a [low voice.]
nooo [cheers and applause.]
- Uh, what's your name, please? - My name is allyn gooen.
- Obviously you're a balloon artist, But what kind of specialty are you? - I tell stories with balloons - All right.
Well, of you go.
- You could play the evil witch in the story.
Now, the witch needs her dress.
Now, it doesn't stay on.
Whoa! She lives in a castle! Now, if you're in the castle [buzzer.]
- If we were six and this was-- - five.
- Five, and they had given us cake and a hot dog, We might be having a better time.
- What? [cheers and applause.]
- Your name is - Marivana.
- What do you do? - I sing.
- Well, let's see what you do.
- hands up no control of my body [singing indistinctly.]
[audience booing.]
[buzzers.]
- I'm very surprised, Because I thought that I could have three-- What is the opposite of an "x"? - A "y.
" - three "y.
" - You have got three "ys.
" [laughter.]
why, oh, why, oh, why? [cheers and applause.]
- How'd it go? - Oh, I think, uh It's troubling.
[chuckles.]
I think they don't like it.
I don't know why.
- Our show has partnered with youtube To find america's most talented performers.
And after watching thousands of virtual submissions, We've narrowed it down to 20 acts.
This is where you become the judges.
Go to youtube or nbc.
Com To watch the act And vote for your favorite.
It's easy.
Choose carefully, america, Because the winner will join the competition And perform on live television for a shot at the grand prize.
Voting ends July 8th.
So start judging today.
- Welcome back to america's got talent.
As the judges' search comes close to an end, There's still one act backstage Hoping they can leave a lasting impression.
- Hello! - Hello, hello.
- Gentlemen My name's What's up, man? How you doin'? - Don't worry about it, man.
- My name's nick.
- I'm from new york, man.
I'm from new york.
- You're from new york? What's your name? - My name's frederick cartmon darby, age 81.
- And my name is zusia, And I'm 67 1/2.
- How did you two guys get together.
- Karaoke.
- Karaoke? - Meet me at fairfax and third.
- Fairfax and third, that's where y'all hooked up? That's the spot? Fairfax and third.
I feel like--I wanna hang out with y'all.
- Always, uh, sit at farmer's market.
We listen to the karaoke.
And fred all the time sing like frank sinatra.
- A lot of people haven't seen an act like this.
You know what I mean? - It's not boring.
- All right, go get 'em.
Meet me at fairfax and third.
Fred and zusia.
I like y'all.
Y'all some players.
[cheers and applause.]
- Hello.
How are you? - Oh, very fine.
- Good, good, good.
And what's your name? - Frederick cartmon darby.
- And your friend? - What's his first name? - Frederick.
- Give me the mic.
[laughter.]
- The show is named meet me at fairfax and taylor.
- How long have you guys been working together? - A few weeks.
- Okay.
[laughter.]
[applause.]
Okay, great.
Can we hear it? - Yeah, I can.
- Thank you very much.
[howie chuckling.]
[playing piano softly.]
- [singing indistinctly.]
[cheers and applause.]
- [laughing.]
look at this.
- [continuing singing.]
[cheers and applause.]
- [laughing.]
- [laughing.]
I love it.
I love it.
[cheers and applause.]
- I was thoroughly entertained.
- Okay, fred.
That's-- - that's what I wanna hear.
[cheers and applause.]
- Okay.
- Thank you very much.
Thank you.
- All right, piers.
[laughter.]
I don't know what to make of you two.
I mean that was on one level, Utterly ludicrous.
But on another level, Incredibly entertaining.
And I laughed louder at you two Than I have done for a long time.
SoThere's something Horribly good about this act.
[laughter and applause.]
- Yes, thanks a lot.
- Okay, howie.
- I love it.
Sometimes, you have "a" and you have "b.
" And "a" is nothing, And "b" is nothing, But you bring "a" and "b" together - Yeah.
- Yes.
- And this is what you get.
- Yeah.
- Okay, let's vote.
Howie, yes or no? - Oh, yes.
No question about it.
So original.
I love it.
[cheers and applause.]
yes, now - We go? [laughter.]
We go or no? [laughter.]
- You go! Yes! Yes! [cheers and applause.]
- I can't actually believe I'm doing this.
[laughter and cheers.]
ButFredZusia You two are going to las vegas.
[cheers and applause.]
[pop ballad.]
- Thank you.
Thank you.
- I love you too! - We did it! - Oh, ah.
- You both did it! - Thank you.
- How did--how did you like my piano playing? - It was amazing! - Only on america's got talent.
You'll never see-- - Every time I think This show can't get more nuts, That happens.
- I still don't believe what happened tonight.
- Me, either! - I love you, I love you! I don't know what I gonna say to my job tomorrow! [laughing.]
- we'll see y'all in vegas.
- Thank you.
- Yay! [cheers and applause.]
- The seasons six auditions have come to an end.
Now we set our sights toward las vegas And what an audition tour it's been.
America Are you ready For the return Of the biggest talent show in the world? [cheers and applause.]
- They come here with a big dream.
At america's got talent today, We may be on the way to seeing somebody's dream come true.
Hit the button! Hit the button! [cheers and applause.]
- aah - Unbelievable.
[audience groans.]
- I love that! - Whoo hoo! - Would you like a lap dance? [buzzer.]
- hyuh! - He's bleeding! - Ohh! - Because you're brilliantly terrible, It's three yeses-- you're going to vegas.
[cheers and applause.]
- All right, then.
- Yeah! - You guys are going to vegas.
[cheers and applause.]
- Think of all the acts you've seen.
- yeah - So many good ones.
The hardest job is yet to come To find somebody that you'll love.
- yeah-eah-eah - See you in vegas.
- Ohh!