The Hills (2006) s06e10 Episode Script

Welcome to the Jungle

Previously on The Hills Audrina and Ryan ended things for good.
You think we're done.
But Ryan wasn't the only guy into Audrina.
I got love for Audrina.
I always will.
And now she had to figure out where things were heading with Justin.
I learned a lot from dating you.
I think all the things that happened brought us to this situation right now.
Brody and I had been having a lot of fun lately.
I'll always have your back.
I know you.
I don't know her.
And I took it as a good sign when we all decided to get out of town together.
I'm going to Costa Rica next week.
You guys wanna go to Costa Rica? But even when you go halfway around the world, it's hard to leave your problems behind.
Yo, we made it.
Whoo! It's like Jurassic Park over here.
I feel like I'm in the jungle.
Look at all those mangoes.
That's filled with mangoes.
Ooh.
Dude, I'm trying to get a mango.
Do they have gorillas here? There are gorillas? That's not cool.
Gorillas attack people.
Welcome to the jungle.
To the jungle.
This is awesome.
Is this it? Oh, hell, yeah.
Aw, look how cute.
I like the patio.
I know, you guys have a sick patio.
Oh, this is gonna be awesome.
This is so pretty.
Oh, my God.
It's a little romantic of a trip, I'd say.
Yeah, I do think beachy is romantic.
Is that weird? Justin's with us.
Just a little weird.
Are you okay with him being here, though? He's not gonna get to you? No.
You guys, this is pretty amazing, I'm not gonna lie.
It's amazing.
It's so romantic here.
I love it here.
I think Justin and Audrina are probably gonna hook up this trip.
No, it's gonna be Brody and Kristin.
How do Brody and I have anything to do with Justin and Audrina? I don't think it'll be Kristin.
It's a free-for-all.
That makes it more exciting.
I'll go with that.
What happens in Costa goes straight back home.
staring at the blank page before you open up the dirty window let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find reaching for something in the distance so close you can almost taste it release your inhibitions feel the rain on your skin no one else can feel it for you only you can let it in no one else no one else can speak the words on your lips drench yourself in words unspoken live your life with arms wide open today is where your book begins the rest is still unwritten transcript by addic7ed.
Com look at me oh, look at me is this the way I've always been? oh, no oh, no now I'm dreaming somebody would simply come and kidnap me oh, no this is so perfect right now.
Yeah.
I wonder who's gonna hook up this trip.
I don't know, because- I don't know if anyone is, actually.
I don't either, because, like, Audrina and justin-that hasn't really been a good situation.
Justin's that one guy.
Like, you know how girls always have that one guy? Yeah.
I don't have that one guy.
Yeah, you do.
Who? It's not Brody.
It's not Brody.
You get upset, though, when he brings other girls and stuff around.
Because I've had this false hope that maybe something's gonna happen.
You've just always been, like, so careful around Brody not to flirt with any other guys or bring other guys over.
Yeah, you know what? I always have been really respectful and careful.
I think you should flirt with every single guy here.
Okay.
shake it, girl.
Get 'em, girl.
I've never been so proud in my life.
To the fact that we're all here.
We're together.
We're chillin'.
We're having a good time.
We're in Costa Rica together.
This is far away from home.
Yoga in the morning is not gonna happen.
Let's wake up early in the morning and just go lay out on the beach.
Am I blocking you out? I'm good here? You wanna get on up? I'm good.
You're so cute with your little hair up.
You're making me nervous.
What did I do? I didn't even do anything.
Okay, anyways That's hot.
Whoo! But it's got to be so funny watching people get drunk.
Why, 'cause I'm sober? Yeah.
It's weird.
Like, right now this is kind of a show.
Will.
Will, I think you're cute.
My boy, Brody, is, like, mad jealous.
I'm cruisin'.
I'm not gonna get upset with you for-like, whatever.
I'm looking for chicks here too.
Whatever.
Oh, really? Really? You know I love you.
You're like my little sister.
Qt being a dick.
Chill out.
Deep breaths.
He's my ex-boyfriend, so of course he's gonna be an asshole.
Oh, okay.
You know what I mean? Yeah, a little complicated, I understand.
Let's go in the pool.
Let's go right now.
If you wanna go get in the pool, go ahead, that's fine.
It's waiting for you.
Lights are on.
It's all ready for you.
Cool.
Later.
Uh-oh.
First night here, that's not a good sign.
I am so excited just to be here in Costa Rica.
I don't give two about the girls.
I really just don't care about the girls.
Let's eat.
Are you gonna eat? Let's go get our seats.
And we're gonna need this.
No, he did not.
And he can't blame that on the alcohol-he's not drinking.
I know.
He really just grabbed your ass? Yep.
What's going on? Because it's really frustrating and confusing.
I'll tell you what it is.
He told me he considers me a sister.
So you know what, guess what? Done, done.
I'm sorry.
We know and everyone else knows that Brody has a revolving door of girls he doesn't care about.
You're the one that stuck around forever.
Let me tell you.
Let me tell you something.
When someone tells you, "I consider you a sister," good-bye, good-bye.
Listen, I know how close you guys were.
And I know what happened between you.
I fucking I love Brody.
Like, I- in my small mind, I've been, like, maybe, maybe, maybe something can happen, but it's done.
I'm telling you, I know Brody.
Brody is my best friend.
And he cares about you.
And you can pretend, like, maybe it's gone and whatever, but I can't do it anymore.
So we'll see you tomorrow.
Oh, there he is.
There he is.
So listen, am I gonna see you later? If you want to.
I want to.
We gotta go to day and night.
What's that? That's this really sick bar on the beach.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
It's a date, then.
All right.
Oh, it's a date.
Hey, dater.
when I met you, boy I was lonely looking for somebody to hold me when I met you, boy I was lonely you guys having fun so far? Yeah, are you? This place is sick, right? It's amazing, yeah.
Cheers.
How's it going so far? Any hotties? It's good.
No, I'm just cruisin'.
Just chill with this.
Oh, I wanna go get in the rain.
When it rains, like, you gotta dance in the rain, totally.
Yes, yes! Let's go.
yo, we are gonna get fucking soaked right now.
I like it.
It's starting to rain.
don't call my name don't call my name Alejandro I'm not your babe Fernando oh, I love it.
just smoke my cigarette and hush don't call my name Alejandro that's who we are wild and young oh, we are wild and good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
I feel like I'm on survivor.
Why? It's a challenge to get here.
There's, like, bushes and spiders.
Last night was crazy.
Oh, yeah, I think you have a date with the bartender tonight.
The one with the lip ring? No, no, no, no- yeah, you do.
I'm not going on a date.
Stop it.
Stop it.
What? We were leaving, and she's like, "I'll see you tomorrow night, will," and he was like, "yeah.
" What about you and Justin? You don't think that you and Justin will hang out at all? I don't know.
I feel like I don't know him anymore.
Why is he being so weird? I don't know.
And he grabbed her ass last night too.
He grabbed my ass walking by.
And I was like, "he just grabbed my ass.
" Are you guys still pretty good friends? You know, we're friendly.
That's it.
Holy crap, there's a crab.
Where? Oh, my God, it's a baby one.
There's two.
There's a mom and her baby.
Oh, it's going behind the couch.
We're gonna get pinched by crabs.
You guys, let's go eat.
I got the heebie jeebies.
We really are right in the middle of the jungle, I love it.
There's monkeys.
Wait.
Oh, my God, it's right there.
Wait, where is it? Look, it's right there.
Oh Oh, my God.
Oh, cute.
That looks like a baby.
Oh, there's a baby.
If they started throwing poop right now, I would die.
That's what I really wanna see, actually.
I really do wanna see that.
[Black eyed peas' we are the now generation we are the generation now Justin's by far the best surfer out of the three of them.
By far.
He's really good.
He's way better than Charlie and Brody put together.
I didn't know he was that good.
I want it, want it want it fast Internet stay connected in a jet all right, you guys holding on? All right, let's go.
Hold on.
There's so many people everywhere.
Whoa! Whoa! Kristin, I'm gonna hang onto your shoulder.
Okay.
I want it dude, you're, like, really good, man.
Thanks.
What was up with Audrina yesterday, she looks smokin' hot.
She's single.
She's single-she looks hot.
Ready to mingle? You know, she's got issues, though, right now, you know, she got- what are her issues? She's got a little baggage.
You should cuddle up with her at least once or twice during this little trip.
I don't know how I got talked into going in the pool with Kristin.
But then I, like, ended up in a heart-to-heart with her about you.
And then she goes and flirts with the bartender.
Yeah, but sometimes I'm suspect whether she's doing it just to get a rise out of certain people.
If she had the opportunity to be back together with you, I think she would.
She would take it in a second.
Brody, you gonna nap it up? I'm gonna get out there for a couple more.
Let's get out there.
Sun's going down.
All right.
Yeah! information overload ooh * population uncontrolled oh, my God, this is amazing.
Oh, my gosh.
We made it.
Go, stacie! Oh! Get up! Stand up.
Look at her, look at her.
I think a lot of guys expect girls just to lay out on the beach all the time and not do anything.
I'm glad that they're not with us, and we can kind of go off and do our own thing, you know? Especially with, like, Justin being weird and, you know, Brody and the whole thing.
Even if we went out there, they would have been like, "oh, you guys are surfing? " Like- yeah.
How was it? It's a lot of fun.
But my top kept falling off.
Am I gonna come out of there naked? I'm exhausted.
I know, me too.
Brody was so mean last night.
Who the fuck does he think he is? He's such a jerk.
So stupid.
I know.
I'm telling you, if he keeps being a dick, I'm just gonna hang out with will all night.
Here we go.
Go, Audrina! Yeah! That's pretty good.
oh, every time I close my eyes what you see? what you see? I see my baby telling lies uh-huh, uh-huh thank you.
How is it? So this is a honeymoon spot.
This is, like, a honeymoon spot.
Like, pretty much everyone that comes here is, like, on their honeymoon.
I just love the vibe here.
Like, it's perfect.
It's been a really great tri cheers to that.
Man, cheers.
Cheers, guys.
Cheers.
Will, it's so nice of you to join us.
He's with me.
Oh, my hair is so knotted.
I think it looks good, though.
Thanks, will.
No more drinking tonight? No, but everybody keeps bringing shots.
God.
It's Costa Rica, though.
I really don't- you're on vacation.
We're on vacation.
Totally.
It was a little awkward last night.
I had my reasons why I wasn't coming up and being the normal me towards you.
I know, and I don't wanna- you have a situation going on that I don't even wanna interfere with.
What situation? You have some baggage right now, and I didn't know where my place was.
No, I don't.
Okay, well, I didn't know that.
I don't know if I could be my normal self or just flirty like, "hey, I-" you know, or just, kind of just keep my distance, you know? Yeah, but we're friends now.
I understand that.
It's not like it used to be.
But I don't know how to do it.
Dude, what the fuck? Whatever it is, it is.
Whatever it'll be, it'll be, you know? What are you doing? What's the deal? What do you mean- with the homeboy, will.
He's cute.
We're having fun.
You're, like, my little sister.
I just want you to be happy.
I don't want you to get screwed over by some random dude in Costa Rica.
Hey, how's it going? Hey.
Yo, so what's the cheers to? To our last night in Costa Rica.
This has been an amazing trip, and I'm glad that we can all get along at the end of the day.
To good times.
Hey, great waves.
Hey, new homies, Kristin, sisters that I've had sex with.
Brody! Just kidding.
Sisters that I had sex with.
Shut up.
Anyway.
Okay, come on.
Where are you taking me? I'll show you.
Costa Rica's the most romantic spot I've ever been to.
I know.
It's so sexy.
te amo, te amo she says to me I can hear the pain in her voice then we danced underneath the candelabra she takes the lead then she said, "te amo" then she put her hand around my waist I told her, "no" she cried, "te amo" wish somebody'd tell me what she said don't it mean "I love you"? hey, I'll be gone today but I'll be back around the way seems like everywhere I go the more I see the less I know but I know one thing that is a huge spider.
Where? Do you guys wanna go to the.
Waterfall today? Yeah.
Yes.
Are you gonna be okay? What does that mean? I love nature.
Ooh! What's in there? I think it's just a leaf.
Hold on, hold on.
Let's go to the waterfall.
We're waiting for the boys.
It night was fun, though.
Will's cute.
Will was being really sweet last.
Night.
I love will.
My favorite.
He's so funny.
He's adorable.
It was really romantic.
Oh, God.
Oh, boy, leave it to you to.
Come to Costa Rica No one else is getting any.
That's true.
Well, it's our last day, so.
Everyone should get along and.
Have a good time.
Oh, my God! That was real.
I did not do that.
That was real.
Oh, my God.
Jeez.
so now you're on your own won't you come back home? oh, my God, where are we? You guys, where are we going? Just trust me, man.
I know where we're going.
What do you mean, you know.
Where you're going? You haven't even been here.
Before in your whole life.
I can read in Spanish, the.
Signs, man.
I can read that.
Wait, has the hike already.
Started? The hike has begun, Steph.
Stephanie, will you promise.
Not to scream if you see any.
Bugs or snakes? It's not the bugs I'm worried.
About.
What are you worried about? Cheetahs and lions.
Monkeys, panthers? Whoo, ha ha ha! Oh, my God, this is so.
Insane.
I can't do this.
Yeah, you can.
Come on.
Ooh.
Well, I don't think Frankie.
Can do it-our tour guide can't.
Even make it.
Oh, my God.
Oh-ho-ho! Oh! Dude Whoo! Look at you, nike town.
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
Yeah, dudes, we're doing it.
Oh, where's Stephanie? She's leading the way, actually.
She finally got over her fear, I think.
Oh, my God, I see it.
Oh, we're here! Oh, my God, it's beautiful.
Wow, this is awesome.
Wow.
Hoo! I think it's skinny-dipping.
Time.
Hey, hold on, I gotta say one.
Thing, though.
On this whole hike, Stephanie, I must say, I give you props.
You did a wonderful job.
You're a trooper.
You did very well.
All right, let's jump in.
Let's get in.
I throw my hands up in the air sometimes saying ayo gotta let go I wanna celebrate and live my life saying ayo baby, let's go 'cause we gonna rock this club we gonna go all night we gonna light it up oh, I wanna see this.
Oh, my God.
Yeah! Oh, my God! Oh! Whoo! yeah ain't nothing like the summertime it's all right all night nothing feels wrong just hanging out, having fun the party goes on, yeah oh, my God, we made it, guys.
ain't nothing like the summertime that was such a good trip.
I did have so much fun.
I'm ready to go home, though.
That was awesome.
I could live here.
I wanna come visit will Stud.
Oh, will, your boy? What did you say about him, Brody? What? What did you say about will? What do you mean? Are you a little defensive about.
Will? No.
I didn't say anything.
Are you jealous? Sounds like you are a little.
Bit.
Not even the slightest bit.
Okay.
I thought he was adorable.
He was really sweet.
Did you have fun? Yeah? All in all, a good time? I think it would be different.
If we didn't come with a group.
Right.
I think it's more like an.
Intimate couple's thing.
Yeah, it's very romantic.
Would you come again? Mm-mm.
No? There's nothing really to.
Say.
That's cool, man.
within our reach this is the time we find our hearts alive then this is the time for you and me together we'll fight it till we're free we could be old or we can be yeah now we will rise up when there's nowhere left to turn now we'll rise up let this fire in me burn when our time is up I will be there standing strong now we will rise up
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